A hammer. [ Buzzer ]
Try again. A penis. Tell me the age
a kid is too old to sleep with a -- What the [bleep]
did he say? [ Laughter ] Michael: Yo, come on. We can't start this again. [ Indistinct conversations ] Okay.
Come on, now. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No. We can't do it
again now. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I swear, I'm sorry. That just came out. I don't even know
where that came from. I was reading the question,
and then I said, "What the..." [ Laughter ] I'm sorry. Okay, can we start over?
I'm sorry. Oh, man.
This... Your ass is going on YouTube,
though. [ Cheers and applause ] He said on YouTube?
YouTube. Steve: Oh,
you gonna be on YouTube! You gonna be the greatest clip
ever played! 'Cause Captain Hook
replaced his hook with a penis. [ Laughter ] Get it together, Bruce. Get it together. Ooh. Okay, here we go. Tell me the age a kid
is too old to sleep
with a teddy bear. 4. Name something
you might have nightmares about getting hit by. Offensive lineman. Name a type of cheese
you put on a hamburger. Cheddar. [ Buzzer ]
Try again. Swiss. Name a color you'd see
on a checkerboard game. [ Buzzer ]
Black. Man: Black. [ Cheers and applause ] Kevin: Hey!
I like that, Bruce! I like that!
I like that! You good! Here we go. We need 72 points. If Captain
[Laughing] Hook... [ Laughter ] Kevin: Oh, no. Captain Hook... [ Laughter ] ...was moonlighting
as a handyman... [ Laughs ] ...he might replace his hook
with what tool? You said hammer first. We buzzed you,
and then you said... Man: Oh, no. I guess for you... I guess that would be
your other weapon. [ Laughter ] "Well, if I can't use my hook,
I'll tell you what." [ Laughter ] "I bet I got something
to get the job done. Hold tight. You use your hook
if you want to. I'mma use this here." Survey said... [ Buzzer ] [ Audience groans ] Tell me the age a kid
is too old to sleep
with a teddy bear. [ Laughing ]
You said... "Get your little self. What is you doing
with a teddy bear?! You 4, boy!" [ Laughter ] "What's your big ass
doing with this teddy bear and you 4?!" Survey said... Come on.
There we go. [ Applause ] 10. 10 was
the number-one answer, and hammer -- hammer was
the number-one answer. Name something
you might have nightmares about getting hit by. Y'all football players. You said...huh? Woman:
He said football player, which
is the same as a linebacker. He said football player? So we need another answer. We need another answer.
Okay, listen to me. Okay.
Let me ask you this. So, that's a football player --
offensive lineman. So, name something
you might have nightmares about getting hit by. A car.
Okay. A car. Okay. [ Cheers and applause ] You said a car. Survey said... Oh! Oh! A miracle on 34th Street! Car and truck
was the number-one answer! 'Cause I can assure you,
offensive lineman... Ain't up there.
...wasn't -- Naw. We need 28 points. Name a type of cheese
you put on a hamburger. You said... Survey said... [ Cheers and applause ] American. American
is the number-one answer. We nine points away
from victory, the gold jackets,
Hall of Fame, $25,000. Name a color you see
on a checkerboard game. You said... Survey said... Kevin: Yeah, buddy. Yeah.
00:04:55.003,00:00:00.000
[ Cheers and applause ]
I know nobody cares but only getting to see the celebration at the end for 0.5 seconds hurt me.
How was Red 51 and Black 45 for colors on a checkerboard? What kind of checkers are those other 4 people playing?
That delayed reaction "what the fuck did he just say?" had me dying lol
relevant
I really wanted penis to have at least 1
Bad Things, Man
I thought the “afraid to be hit by” answer was funnier.
Wow, Steve Harvey being shocked that someone said penis on FF. If only this didn’t happen once an episode it might be more funny
Please tell me I'm not the only one that also would have buzzed that as a duplicate?