British Guy Reacting to The History of The Entire World, I Guess

yo so guys welcome back to another video and this is one of my if not my most suggested video maybe ever i'd say maybe because a lot of the oversimplified videos were a lot of my basketball reactions in the early days were suggested a lot but this has been suggested to me everywhere through twitter for youtube for discord through instagram everywhere and i'm here with it now i apologize for taking so long like i'm trying to spread these out a bit i don't want to do these videos every single day i want to sort of spread them so i can again just not overdo it because i don't want to just do too much if that makes sense but did i say the title already i don't know if i said it but if i didn't the video is history of the entire world i guess and from what people have said apparently this is like a staple of youtube just youtube sort of videos in general it's just one of those videos that you have to see kind of thing and i'm kind of surprised i've never seen this before i've i don't know i i i find myself looking into youtube a lot and i have seen a lot of random videos but i guess this side of youtube i've never really touched this one and yeah i mean people are really enjoying my reactions and i want to thank you guys for that it means a lot like yeah it's just it's just crazy right now and i really do appreciate that but let's give this a watch and see what this one's about i don't know if he's similar to similar to oversimplified with like his style or if he has his own style we're gonna see but let's give this a watch and yeah hopefully you guys if you're new to the channel please subscribe it would mean a lot leave a like all that all that jazz but let's give this a watch and see what we've got for today hi you're on a rock floating in space pretty cool huh some of it's water [ __ ] it actually most of it's water i can't even get what's going on let me watch this again i need to get this give me a quick sort of i don't know let's just get into this now hi you're on a rock floating in space pretty cool huh some of it's water [ __ ] it actually most of it's water i can't even get from here to there without buying a boat it's sad i'm sad i miss [Music] a long you ago actually never and also now nothing is nowhere when never makes sense right like i said it didn't happen nothing was never anywhere that's why it's been everywhere it's been yeah i know you made so everywhere you don't need to wear you don't even need a win that's how every it gets i'm liking it so far but what the [ __ ] wait is it paused forget this i want to be something go somewhere do something i want things to change i want to invent time and space and i know it's possible because everything is here and it probably already happened i just don't know when to start and that's exactly where it started i paused it i think there's a universe now what's it made of corks and stuff okay i'm not gonna keep pausing it but i'm actually assuming i'm assuming this is literally the whole entire sort of universe and not just that history or if it's literally from the start of time okay i'm gonna stop pausing now let's get into this properly ah that's a thing in a place don't like it try a new place at a different time try to stick together because the world is gonna get bigger and emptier but it's not empty yet it's still very full and about a jillion degrees great news the quarks are now happily married in groups of three called a proton or a neutron and there's something else that's going on because it's still two great news the protons and neutrons are now happily married to each other some of them even doubled up great news the electrons have now joined in congratulations the world is now a bunch of gas in space but it's getting closer together and it's getting closer again religiously new [ __ ] just got made some stars burn out and die bigger stars burn out and die with passion and make some brand new way crazier [ __ ] which allows newer more interesting stars to be made and then die and explode so now stars have cool stuff around them like rocks ice and funny clouds which can make some very interesting things like this ball of flaming rocks for example holy [ __ ] we just got hit with another bomb made a mess which is weather update it's raining rocks from outer space weather update those rocks might have had water inside them and now there's hot steam in the sky weather update cooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava weather updated it's raining severe flooding alert the entire world is now an ocean volcano [Music] what something's alive in the ocean oh cool like a plant or an animal no a microscopic speck it lives at the bottom of the ocean and eats chemical soup which is being served hot and fresh made from gnarly space ingredients left over from when it was raining rocks or whatever oh yeah and it can do that it has secret instructions written inside itself telling it how to build another one of itself so that's pretty nifty i would say tired of living at the bottom of the ocean [Music] using a revolutionary technique you can convert sunlight into food [Music] side effect now there's oxygen everywhere in the sky is blue then the earth might have been snowballed for a while maybe even a couple of times it's a sponge it's a plant it's a worm and some other types of this is water bugs and strange fish it's the cambrian explosion wow that's animals and stuff but we're still in the ocean hey can we go on land no why the sun is a deadly laser okay not anymore now the animals can go on land come on animals let's go on land nope can't walk yet and there's no food yet so i don't care okay i love how he makes as if it's like the next day but it's actually like a million years or a hundred million years in the future maybe said some bugs and fish that's incredible okay so i can go on land but i have to go back in the water today learn to use an egg i was already doing that use a stronger egg put water in it have a baby on land in an egg water is in the egg baby in the egg in the water works for me and now everything's huge including bugs want to see a map of the land sure oh [ __ ] now everything's dead just kidding you're the survivors keep your eye on this one because it's about to become the dinosaurs here's another map of the land yeah it broke apart don't worry about it does that all time here comes a meteor [Music] it's mammal time here come the mammals look at those breasts now they're going to dominate the world and one of them just learned how to grab stuff and walk no like walk like that and grab stuff at the same time and bang rocks together to make pointed rocks ouch and set things on fire and make crazy sounds with their voice which can mean different things that's a human person and now they're everywhere almost ice age what you can walk over here cool not anymore well i guess we're stuck here now let's review there's people on the planet and they're chasing their food [ __ ] it time to plant some grass look at this i control the food now now everyone will want to be my friend and live near me let's all build houses except mine is bigger because i own the food this is great i wonder if anyone else is doing this tired of using rocks for everything use metal it's underground better farming was just invented in a sweet dank valley right in between these two rivers and the animals are helping guess what happens next more food and more people who came to buy the food this is people keep track of the sales and now you need houses for people to live in and people to make the houses and now there's more people and they invent things which makes things better and more people come and there's more farming and more people to make more things for more people and now there's business money writing laws power so [Music] coming soon to dank river valley near you [ __ ] sake thank you guys for suggesting this already we're five minutes in this is one of the most insane things i've ever seen on youtube i mean we're going to get back into it but this i already know this is going to be one of my favorite videos of full-time this is incredible meanwhile out in the middle of nowhere the horse is probably being tamed why isn't my medal so lame and lumpy tired of using lame sad metal introducing problems made with special ingredients tin from the far lands of tin land i don't know my dealer won't tell me where he gets it also guess what meanwhile out in the middle of nowhere they figured out how to put wheels on a horse now we're getting somewhere also china did i mention [Music] the middle east is getting more complicated maybe because it's in the middle of the east knock knock or clop clop it's the people with the horses and they made an empire and then everyone else copied their horses oh look it must be the greeks or a beta version of the greeks let's check in with the indus river valley civilization they're gone guess who's not gone china rivals in india maybe it's those horse people i you could make a religion out of this there's the bronzers now the phoenicians can get down to business also can we switch to a metal that's a little easier to find thanks look who came back together it's the twelve tribes of israel and they believe in god just one though he's got like a ten step program here's some huge heads must be the olmecs the phoenicians make some colonies the greeks copy their idea and make some colonies the phoenicians made a colony so big it makes colonies here comes the assyrian empire never mind it's the babylonian media it's the birds wow that's big ah the buddha was just enlightened who's the buddha this guy who sat under a tree for so long that he figured out how to ignore the fact that we're all dying you can make religion out of this troops china just broke but while it was breaking confucius was figuring out how to have good morals ah the greeks just had the idea of thinking about stuff and right over here alexander just had the idea of conquering the entire persian empire it's a great idea he was great and now he's dead hopefully the rest of the gang will be able to share the empire evenly between them nope knock knock it's chandragupta he says get the hell out we're getting into the greed of people now yeah will you get the hell out of here if i give you 500 elephants okay thanks bye [Music] but what about this part that's the tamil kings no one conquers the tamil kings i've heard about them i swear to keep pausing my friend from is that sure i think sri lanka's the spot like the little island he mentioned these before and i thought there's still like a a group maybe i'm wrong with that i'll probably use it [Music] and they've got spices who would like to buy the spices me said the arabians swiftly buying it and selling it to the rest of the world hey chyna put itself back together again with good morals as their main philosophy actually they have three main philosophies out here the four snowmans run wild and free and they would like to ransack your city let's check the greekification levels of the greekified kingdoms greekification overload bye said the parthians bye said the jews hi said the parthians taking over the entire place hey said the romans eating the entire mediterranean for breakfast thanks for invading our homeland said the jews who were starting to get tired of people invading their homeland hi everything's great said some guy who seems to be getting very popular and is then arrested and killed for being too popular which only makes him more popular you can make a religion out of this want silk now you can buy it from china they just made sick new trade routes said india accidentally spreading their religion to the entire southeast that's a good place for an epic trading kingdom there goes buddhism traveling up the silk road i wonder if it'll reach china before it collapses again remember the persian empire yep said the persians making a new one aksum is getting so powerful they would like to build a long stick has anyone populated madagascar yet let's do it together [Music] still across the sahara desert try camels said the ghana empire selling lots of gold enslaved hi i live in the roman empire and i was wondering is loving jesus legal yet no actually okay sure said constantine moving the capital way over here to be closer to his main rival don't worry about rome it won't fall [Music] there's the gupta empire not chandragupta just gupta first name chandra [Music] first it's a barbarian non-romans said the romans being invaded by non-romans r.i.p roman empire actually just half of it was just fine anymore so let's give it a new name oh and here's a huge city population everyone the goat turks have taken over the entire eurasian step great job coke turks how's india broken how's china back together how's those trading kingdoms korea has three kingdoms japan has a kingdom it's the sunrise kingdom deep in the arabian desert on the top of a mountain the real god whispers in muhammad's ear so he goes down to the cube where everyone worships gods and he tells them their gods are all fake and everyone got so mad at him when he had to leave town and go to a different town you can make a religion out of this and maybe conquer the world as well the roman empire is long gone but somehow the pope is still the pope plus there's new kingdoms all over europe i wonder if there's room for moors here's all the wisdom in a house it's the baghdad house of wisdom just in time for the islamic golden age let's bring stuff to the coast and sell it and become the swahili on the swahili coast said the swahili on the swahili coast remember this tiny space you have to go through to get from here to there someone owns that now want to get enlightened in the middle of nowhere the franks have the biggest kingdom in europe and the pope is so proud that he invites the king over for christmas surprise you're the new roman emperor said the pope pretending to still be part of the roman empire then the franks broke their kingdom into what will later be called france and not france oh whoa just norris if you don't have much time are exploring they go north from the north to the northern north and they find some land two types of land and they name them accordingly they also invade some other places and get called many names such as vikings there's the ruse the kievan rus are they vikings i don't think so said the kevin ruse okay fair enough the pope is ready to make some more emperors of the roman empire the holy roman empire it's actually germany but don't worry about it new kingdoms are the kingdoms which brand would you like mine's better mine's better mine's better time to conquer england said william it's a bird it's a plane it's the zelda turks it's getting so small and almost doesn't exist anymore we need help they need help so they call the pope hey pope can you help us get rid of the seljuks maybe take back the holy land on the way come on i know you want to take back the holy land yes i do actually want to do that let's do a crusade they did many crusades some of which almost didn't fail but at least the italians got some sweet trade deals goodbye mayans [Music] goodbye toltecs hello mississippi look at those mounds there's the pueblo i always wondered how to build a town and a cliff guess who's here come here where here and pagan is there vietnam unconquered itself korea just became itself and japan is so addicted to art that the military might have to take over the government china just invented bombs and typing and the mongols just invaded most of the universe i bet that will last a long time some of the islamic turks were unaffected by the mongol invasions because they were busy invading india is it tonga time i think it's tonga time i just found out where the swahili gets all their gold look at this chad means lake there's an empire there right in the middle of the king of mali is so rich he's going on tour to live i love him everyone said the christians are doing a great job reconquering iberia which will soon be called spain and not spain please remain christian we will check in later to see if you're still christian when you least expect whoops half of europe just died china's back yay time to share new kingdoms here and there oh look who controls all the islands it's the mahajapit it's really rich time for them to care a lot about art in the ancient classics it's kind of like a rebirth here's a printer let's make books so you think you can conquer the byzantine empire yep said the ottoman turks nice job ottoman turks oops you missed a spot don't forget to ban europe from the indian spice trade what that's [ __ ] said portugal spiceless well i guess [Music] columbus probably smoking crack if the world is round let's go this way to india no don't worry we already got this said portugal so chris goes to spain hey spain want to hire me to find india by going around back of the world no please no please no please okay so he sails into the ocean and discovers more ocean and then discovers the indies and japan let's draw a line to decide who gets which half of the world it's just time to a great start i wonder if they know that europe just discovered their continent the habsburgs are marrying into so many royal families they might have to start marrying each other move over lithuania here comes moscow ivan wants to make russia great again move over timarids maybe go invade india or something persia just made persia persian again let's make it the other kind of islam the one where we thought the first guy should have been the other guy hey christians do you sin now you can buy your way out of hell that's [ __ ] this whole thing is [ __ ] that's a scam [ __ ] the church here's 95 reasons why said martin luther in his new book which might have accidentally started the protestant reformation you know what would be magnificent said suleiman wearing an onion hat what if the ottoman empire was really big which it is now what if russia was big said ivan trying not to be terrible portugal had a dream that they controlled the entire indian ocean including the spice trade and then that dream was real and spain realized that this is not india but they pillaged it anyway damn said england and france we gotta start pillaging some stuff then the dutch revolt and all the hipsters moved to amsterdam damn said amsterdam we gotta start pillaging some stuff question one can you get to india through north america no but at least there's beaver question two steal the spice trade that's not a question but the dutch did it anyway guess where all the sugars made in brazil stolen in the caribbean and it's so goddamn profitable you might forget to not do slavery the next thing on russia's to-do list is to get bigger britain and france are having a friendly discussion about who should control the entire world more specifically ohio then it escalates into a seven-year discussion giving prussia a chance to show austria who's boss but what about britain and france did they figure out who's boss yes they did it's britain guess who's broke also britain they started taxing the hell out of america yeah declaring their independence and fighting for it and france helps them win now france is broke and britain i always i remember doing the reaction about a week ago now but it's still crazy to me how like like england and france were like arguing and fighting between who like can take over the us and then it's the uk then france gonna help them like let help the us like win their independence and it's just funny how that worked out and we'll have to send their prisoners to a different continent wait if france is broke why do the king and queen still wear such fancy dresses let's overthrow the palace and cut all their heads off said robespierre cutting everybody's head off until someone eventually got mad and cut his head off you can make a relit no don't but please don't please a revolution especially the slaves who free themselves by killing their masters why didn't we think of this before wait who's in charge of france now said napoleon trying to take over europe luckily they banished him to an island but he came back luckily they banished him to another island there goes latin america becoming independent in the latin american wars of independence britain just figured out how to turn steam into power so now they can make many different types of machines and factories with machines in them so they can make a lot of products real fast then they invent some trains and conquer india and maybe put some trains there hey china said britain buy stuff from us nah dude we already got everything says china so britain tried to get them addicted to opium which worked actually but then china made a delay we tried getting china addicted to opium wait what villain dumped it all into the sea so britain threw a hissy fit and made them open up five cities and give them an island britain and russia are playing a game where they try to stop each other from conquering afghanistan also the sultan of oman lives in zanzibar now that's just where he lives india just had a revolution and they would like to govern themselves now nope said britain governing them even harder than before technology is about to go crazy the united states finally figured out whether slavery is good or bad it's bad they decided and then they continued manifesting their destiny which is to kill the rest of the natives and take their land and maybe kick out the mexicans too i know let's rave africa said europe scrambling to see you i shouldn't laugh at that but the way he's signed this britain and france are still hungry [Music] the united states ran out of destiny to manifest so they're looking for more cuba wait spain controls cuba well blame something on them and go to war what should we blame on spain let's blame the maine on spain so they blame the maine on spain now we're in business to celebrate they kick panama out of panama and make a canal connecting the two oceans britain just found oil in the middle east which is accidentally weaker and controlled by a guy from the previous government europe hasn't had a war since the last war so they start world war one look at those guns it's gonna be a great war so great we won't need a second one after it's over they blame germany russia went on strike and the workers overthrew the government now everyone's paycheck is the same communism in the soviet union the arabs revolt and britain helps now the ottoman empire's gone so we can give the jewish people a place to live hopefully the arabs won't mind let's cut the cake said sykes and pico carving up the remains of the not so ottoman anymore empire we're getting quite close to the actual current day and the current day where we're still feeling the effects of like what we've done like with the whole world like britain and france have done like in the last hundred years exactly bring up the remains of the not so ottoman anymore empire except turkey turkey makes a brand new turkey and then the saudis conquer arabia it just seemed like the right thing to do hello yes it's the 1920s calling let's get in the car and drive to a party and listen to jazz on the radio and go to the movies the economy is great and it'll probably be great forever just kidding germany's back featuring hitler the angry mustache model oh no japan is finally conquering the east and they're so excited they raped nanking way too hard they should probably just deny it hitler's out of control so the international community tackles him and tries to explain why killing all the jews is a bad idea but he kills himself before they could explain it to him that's world war ii bonus round pacific showdown united states versus japan fight oh for [ __ ] sake let's unite all the nations and have some world peace seems legit hi i'm gandhi and if britain doesn't get the hell out of india i'm going to starve myself in public wow that worked bonus now there's pakistan actually two pakistans one of them could be bangladesh later the jews and the arabs finally figured out which is that's true i know i know i shouldn't keep pausing i've paused a lot in this i apologize was that actually initially bangladesh was initially pakistan and then it changed to bangladesh like pakistan was two completely different like areas if that's the case that's mental in the holy land me they both said at the same time let's divide up the land so everyone's happy out china there's a new china in china what's on the menu communism no thanks said the other china escaping to an island i wonder which one is china there's the korean war korea versus korea nobody wins then it's on pause forever let's meet the sponsors oh it's the two global superpowers they're having a friendly debate over which economic system is good and which one is an evil virus of satan and they both have atom bombs fight wait no that would be the end of the world let's just keep it cool and spy on each other instead and make sure we have enough atom bombs i'll race you to space now let's make some more countries fight themselves europe is tired of pillaging other continents and the continents they were pillaging are tired of being pillaged so here's a new map with new countries now you can't tell who they're being pillaged by the united states finally decided whether racism is good or bad they decided it's bad and the world agrees south africa might need another minute to think about it let's check the world population whoa okay technology's better too that might keep happening the soviet union decides to relax a little and accidentally falls apart europe makes a union so now they can all use the same money except britain because they don't feel like it let's check the mail surprise it's on the computer whoops someone just attacked america i bet they'll remember that phone call surprise it's in your pocket want to learn everything surprise it's on the computer now your phone's a computer which is in your pocket whoops the economy just crashed don't worry the big banks won't fail because they're not supposed to surprise flying robots with bombs wanna print a brain some people have no friends some people have no food the globe is warming and the ocean is full of plastic let's save the planet said everybody not knowing how let's invent a thing inventor said the thing inventor inventor after being invented by a thing inventor that's pretty cool by the way where the hell are we wow i mean that was incredible i like how he sent a little message at the end like the sort of message of this whole video to be honest this was an absolute masterpiece i mean now i know why it was suggested so much i now know why it's got over 100 million views and 4 million likes i've learned so much from this and it's just like how have i never seen this before how uncultured am i too i've never seen this video in my life i mean that's why youtube's great right like my youtube channel is doing really well people suggesting these kinds of things and i wouldn't be seeing these kinds of things like if it wasn't for these types of videos and your suggestions i'm shook about how nuts this video was i feel like i've learned everything and nothing at the same time i'm scared to be thinking almost two centuries sky bites and obviously exist air nomads we could make a religion out of this you're on a rock floating in the space loving my hate me spitting straight facts it's true when you think about that when you think about that it's actually scary when you just think the history of the world it's just madness how we're at this point it's absolute madness this video has really made me think deep about just how crazy everything is just how absolutely berserk everything is and yeah i mean this was an absolutely insane video imagine how many hours days weeks months it can take to complete a video like this good job yeah this again masterpiece absolute masterpiece i wasn't this guy in my street my history teacher he would have been perfect this feels like an ad for planet earth you want to come to planet earth watch this video [ __ ] sake i like how canada just says quite during the whole thing yeah man but i mean to be honest in this case it's probably the best thing possible i mean it just shows how much greed so many different people had at different different times different years throughout the history of the world and it's just it's crazy but i do like the message that you said at the end at the end of this video and yeah i mean without further ado hopefully you guys enjoy this reaction suggest more things i don't know what else there is out there that maybe i need to see again i'm i'm guessing i'm going to do more videos of this guy i don't know if i should i don't know if he's like people i don't know if he's made any other videos i mean i see in the top right he has but yeah more of him more more of oversimplified and more other channels like just suggest what you want to see this is this is a great journey with one man i really appreciate you guys getting me into this kind of content because i would have never thought i'd be reacting to see to these kinds of videos a few months back let alone like a few weeks ago really like it was just one video that just led to this and now i'm on this like i'm in this rabbit hole where i've just got so many things to react to but again thank you guys for getting me into this and there's definitely more in the way but yeah without further ado like subscribe peace

Channel: Lav Luka

Views: 211,801

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Id: 7CmBnsQUuN8

Length: 25min 34sec (1534 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 06 2020