I find it annoying that Youtubers always ignore
those of us who constantly send them positive comments yet instantly reel over one or two
negative ones. Me too Kyle. Itās makes me physically sick all over my
sandwiches. Unfortunately, as a bitter, confused, 43 year
old man - trapped, inside a 26 yearās old body, I feed off the hate - it gives me energy,
itās give me focus - like some sort of Dementor, with a youtube channel. So with that in mind, weāre going back in
one more time - into the sewers of the YouTube comments sections. But I want you to remember, these comments
arenāt just simply from donkeys whoāve discovered words; these are real people, with thoughts
and opinions that deserve to be heard. And I think youāll find this a rewarding
and educational experience if you try to see each comment objectively - not as hate mail
- but as piece of knowledge - a gift, waiting to be unwrapped. Loser ass eurotrash cunt I know why you come off as an obnoxious disrespectful
turd, its because you are in fact an obnoxious disrespectful turd, or Dickhead for short. Seriously you should reassess how you put
your videos together. Bit of a weird remark that one isnāt it? Because thereās the sentence structure of
a 6 year old, but thereās also big words like obnoxious being used. But I have reassessed how I put my videos
together and Iāve decided, given your name is rabbitphobia, Iām now going to put a
rabbit in every single future video - irrespective of context. Because maybe then,
you won't come back like you did again on another video I canāt believe how much like a little bitch
you winged about getting up at 4.30am, FFS I bet there are fish mongers in that market
that have been doing it for decades. If a fish monger gets up at 4.30am everyday
for decades, itās probably not that difficult to do is it. Itās just your average way of life as a
fishmonger. Also you call me a little bitch and yet you
have a phobia of rabbits. The one animal on earth you have nothing to
fear, unless you have a really nice garden of lettuce. You might be afraid of rabbits, but I roll
around in a pile of rabbits for fun - look thereās a video of that actually happening
- Iām not mental. So in conclusion, I might be an obnoxious
disrespectful little bitch, but, Iām still better than you. Go fuck yourself. And seeing as weāre on the subject of terrifying
animals, two months ago I made a video about some Japanese beef and during the video I
swore a few times - you know like you do. Like I do anyway. But what I didnāt anticipate was that the
act of swearing in a cow related video would be justifiable cause for outrage. You are a fucking bastard. You keep on saying fuck word publicly on your
fucking videos son of a bitch. Cow is a good animal respect it. Lookā¦ Motherfucker dickless Fuck me, itās either a cow that has learned
to speak - or itās a really angry guy somewhere in India. Iād like to point out this person isnāt
necessarily mental - in Hinduism of course, cows are seen as holy beings. Perhaps he just wanted to defend that. Now I always like to make an effort to respect
peopleās religious beliefs, apart from last month when I made a video about Japanese Christ dying in a Japanese village. But you know, he probably did. But I canāt help but think this reaction
is a little bit over the top, especially given that I didnāt even direct the swear words
at a specific cow. Itās not as though I walked through a fucking
barn methodically insulting every single cow in my field of view, one by one. Although now, I wish I had done. Do you swear in public in other countries
and think it is okay? Yes. Iād like to think humanity has far more
pressing issues than me making some noises with my mouth in public. You are provocative. You are provocative. Seriously who says that Noah? It sounds like an amazing tagline for a new
brand of aftershave. Swear. to be bold
Swear to be different. Swear to be provocative. Provocative the new fragrance from Noah Shirakawa. Break all the rules. Just donāt swear in public. There you go Noah - not only are you named
after a guy who built a really good boat - but a weird stranger turned your stupid comments
into a advert for aftershave. Now I see why some viewers are annoyed I focus
on the hate comments. That is pretty special treatment. This narrator has a bitchy smug face. Well thatās because every time I pull a
bitchy smug face, your Mum gives me a biscuit. Stop bouncing up and down in your vid. Itās SO annoying. You probably had some good thing to say but
I couldnāt watch/list with all that bouncing around. I donāt bounce do I? Iām fairly certain, Russell Ramsey, that
youāre the only person to have this as an issue. Which leads me to believe perhaps you have
some sort of gift - like a kind of sixth sense - where youāre able to detect physical movement
in a way that most of us canāt. Or youāve been drinking too much coffee
again - in your mental asylum. Japanese hate deeply the hypocrisy manner. Turn back where you from never back here. A message there from full on cockā¦. Oh sorry phuong kok. I like this comment because whilst itās
obviously someone making an angry remark in poor English, thereās also poetic quality
to it I find. Turn back where you from, never back here. Itās the sort of thing youād say to someone
who told you they loved you, but you didnāt feel the same way. So theyāre like āI love youā. And you can of go, I donāt know. I donāt feel the same wayā¦turn back where
you from never back here. And theyāre like, yeah I understand. I think thereās a whole film waiting to
be based around that one line - on that entire premise. Itās amazing what ideas you come up with
whilst reading comments from fucking idiots. You actually kinda look like John Oliver with
glasses. No, I donāt see it. That said I do quite like John Oliver, heās
one of two American talk show hosts I can bare on American tv, along with Conan - I
like Conan. Oh and you did get James Corden as well to
be fair, singing songs in a car. Thatās really good isnāt it. Look at this white guy. He thinks Japanese people are going to accept
him. Natsuki! Do you accept me as person? Do you accept me for who I am? Yeah of course. Really? Yeah, youāre a nice guy! Great! Thatās a relief to hear. Thanks very much. But, youāre very smug. People like you disgust me. How does it feel knowing that you will never
be a part of Japanese culture, now matter how badly you want to you pathetic approval
seeking weeaboo English teacher? I'm sure you went to Japan because nobody
liked your sorry ass in England. Japanese people will never accept you, faggot. Shit. Itās not everyday you get successfully psychoanalysed
by a 15 year old boy using a photo of a girl in a bikini to look cool. But itās true - all of it. Like thousands of people who come to Asia
to teach English every year, I didnāt come for adventure or discovery or learning a new
culture or new language or to see the world from a different perspective. No. I came because I was a loser in my own country. I used to just walk down the street in England
and people would come up to me and look at me in disgust and then just be sick over my
t-shirt or jumper - depending on what I was wearing that day. It was horrible. Do you know what that feels like? Probably not. I decided the only logical thing that made
sense, the only thing I could do was to move to Japan, to start again. Things have been pretty good since then. And I appreciate your concern and your kind
words, so thank you. Thank you very much. Dear people who type in all lowercase, we
are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse,
and helping your uncle jack off a horse. Sincerely, Capital Letters. Thatās not a hate comments, thatās just
a brilliant grammar lesson. I wonder if youāve ever thought about teaching
English abroad? Ah..probably not; You need to be a loser in
your own country first to qualify. Please donāt show clowns in your video. Please. I think we all know whatās about to happen. But not only am I going to show clowns on
the screen for the next five seconds, Iām also going to cure you of your fear using
an advanced form of hypnotherapy. I read it in a magazine once, but apparently
if you juxtapose something that youāre afraid of with unconventional music, it can actually
cure you of that fear. Because you see it from a different perspective. So with that in mindā¦ Yeah it, didnāt work did it. You know at the start of this video, I was
optimistic that we could learn something of value from these comments. And I think looking back now in hindsight,
we can safely say, weāve learnt nothing. Absolutely nothing. I was delusional to think Iād find something;
you know, once youāve had an Australian magazine refer to you as an alternative theorist,
that shit starts to go to your head. Iām not an alternative theorist, Iām a
loser with a bitchy smug face. At a push though, I think Iāve learned no
matter what you say or do youāll always offend someone, somewhere in the world, for
reasons you couldnāt possibly comprehend. I also learnt that there are people out there,
still called Noah. Which I genuinely didnāt know and I quite
like it, itās a nice name - and I think thatās the one thing Iāve said in this
video that isnāt sarcastic or ironic either. But I do hope youāve learned something of
value, during our 10 minute journey together. Many thanks for watching. Now if you donāt mind Iāve got to bounce
over to a farmyard and verbally insult a field of cows. See you later.
I hope he does a new one. That stuff is gold!