Brian David Gilbert's Unraveled moments but they're organized by Magnus Archives fear entity

[Music] [Applause] knowledge is power i am tormented with an everlasting itch for things to mean something i don't see it and that's not fair this is a lot of research into things that really have very little meaning i am not expressing an opinion i am stating a fact if knowledge is power then power should be knowledge and kirby is everything and he should know everything and yet we know nothing they say that eye contact is important but maybe not this much look at this thing look at this thing i have worked my whole life researching and gaining knowledge and folks i hear you i hear your questions constantly they come to me in my dreams like a prophet receiving visions from an angry god because god has cursed me for my hubris and my work is never finished i'd enjoy waking up one day and coming out to see mads mikkelsen in my kitchen just sweeping up uh some some spilled cheerios and then he he looks up at me and he gives me that aren't i so clumsy smile i think that's what i'd enjoy watching mads mickelson do number one clear vision do i regret reading the geneva conventions of course not knowledge is its own reward and could i really call this an unraveled if i didn't spend a whole day reading 224 pages of dense legalese for no good reason time to get real into unethical science you sweet summer child you babe swaddled in the cashmere blanket of ignorance you ask too little of me in order to do this you must observe your pet in a scientific manner sure i read everything i am the keeper of the picture [Applause] of course the admiral of the fleet is going to be unagi because unagi is the most terrifying character ever rendered get [ __ ] mr x by the time you reach captain you need to have a top-down perspective uh and that's why the pokey's height is great for this rank too large for your tiny child brains he's just a living cloud hell yeah a big old whale explore the universe too big aim higher and then the whole world floods he's a wind sorcerer there's too much ventilation i don't care what it's made of you shouldn't be breathing that in and also you have to have exits that don't involve plummeting to your [Applause] death and he fights people for sports where they literally shoot guns at you can really just go to town on a [ __ ] slices dices big old crunchers and unfortunately there isn't an osha guide to bloodsports the slaughterer apparently skips leg day there's red bull in this mug fight me whoopsie if you can carry a gun you can carry a tune mario has committed at least five war crimes i asked myself is there an analogous military that is somewhat bloated often antagonistic and seems to be the only thing that the leadership cares about funding unfortunately i couldn't find any real-life examples of this so i'm loosely basing it on the us military not even death can excuse you from service in bowser's army had large swaths of nameless troops so you could do this without feeling any remorse over their deaths war [Applause] seven shows sonic's dead father winking at him through a picture on the wall which proves the existence of an afterlife in the sonic universe so that's what a hit point is how many 14 inch shells it would take to kill you every living creature is one hit point the end he eats and destroys indiscriminately but counts no one among his enemies he gains no energy nor pleasure from consuming these things instead he just lets them disappear necromancers i don't know they're into weird [ __ ] the rest of his life was typical mirror standing dying of starvation an effort to expedite the death sequence i accidentally hit ultra-fast speed and for some reason this kills death they will tell you when they're upset and also when your parents are gonna die couldn't give a [ __ ] about death you should have removed that stained glass first so i have to know i have to be able to uh to just discern when i'm willing to crow let's start with something easy going and figure out when mario's gonna die he nasty royal rat authority who vomits acid all over the floor multiple times a day and is still considered a pretty okay boss ceaseless discharge every time you pick your nose instead of using a tissue that's in the emerald every time you wear your underwear five times in a week because you think it doesn't smell that bad that's in the emerald every time you go three days without shampooing i get it look sometimes you know the shampoo has sulfates and that can damage your hair we all have different scalps but that's in the emerald controls but then i remembered bee movie where a human woman falls in love with a bee knit is a sentient race of mushroom people we have anthropomorphized animalia why not anthropomorphized fungi dvorah is an insect lady who is only loyal to the hive and if you're cuddling with her and you've got holes somewhere on your body she will put bugs in them come be my friends i love bugs we've done some [ __ ] to bees y'all he could help make sure the nuclear power plant was shut down in case anything bad ever happened to one homeless consumption may not be a good move for the world as a whole think about it has humanity ever paused to consider that perhaps our endless consumption may not be a good move for the world as a whole fallout this scrappy billion dollar franchise takes a fun kooky look at planet-wide armageddon thank god the bombs went off before wonderwall i'm not a scientist i'm a gamer the hubris of humanity [Applause] clowns don't serve a purpose who has ever watched a clown and thought to themselves boy i wish that thing never got tired copy is a misnomer he does not duplicate his enemies he assimilates and replaces them and really good sad clowns seriously who knew that my friends were so good at painting sad clowns everyone knows that poetry and theater are meant to be seen and not read does that remind you of anything of course it does it reminds you of the comedia del arte because it reminds me of the comedia del arte but i was halfway through the second sad clown when the process started weighing on me creepy clown hallway that was way too good ah that dude's wearing a tight-fitting suit with a bunch of weird patches that must be arlen kino the servant clown sometimes tattoo master i have a contact for someone named zayn and in the company it just says bocce ball [Music] who the [ __ ] is this it's theater it's like cat's the musical but with more guns and a better plot line though i still don't know where to put mr mime as i'm one of you but i'm also way richer who's this guy then what an amazing role for me is not afraid of his evil fun house mirror twin oh i'm obviously just kidding these are both fake i know how much it would disappoint my friends if i changed my appearance i'm just kidding again i'm not your friend and you have no say over what i do with my body but waluigi is luigi's twisted reflection he splits into two copies one real and one fault oh god i'm not a waluigi [Music] they all look the same and do the same thing who really is he and where did he come from here's the big rule of thumb magicians are always evil that's a joke joseph gordon-levitt doesn't exist in any timeline i'll just tie it out for you once you got that boy under your possession but manipulation gets you pretty far in business feels like they are planned in order to be memeable and rememberable meh and and memorable memorable god i can't speak today or can i the third category is planned gaffes i'm about to blow this whole thing wide open are always up in [ __ ] that they should not be up in brigadier general needs an eye for detail and a strong guiding hand and that's literally all knuckle tech is and before you get upset with me saying brian aren't you just starting a cult look at this question answered by cute girl core technically speaking religions and cults are the same thing the gaffes are an inside job to make you buy more video games four jingles in other words propaganda crafting your friends and family and then making them pee themselves in doorless rooms it is a patronizing errand meant to keep people like me from uncovering the truth i googled mario hyperinflation and i got some exciting search results that were ultimately unhelpful fast die young and leave a beautiful beautiful corpse humans are real squishy do not attempt to cuddle this skinless meat man the hand that rips out a heart could also cradle that heart with love so that way we don't have to deal with the 96 different skeletons bone pillar and if that doesn't make you happy how about the bone dragon i do think we need a sexy skeleton protruding mouth i don't want to know what that mouth do rafael my sweet bulky boy who only cares about eating and training and not about studying now because fire emblem is a game with permadeath and so sometimes you just need more meat for the grind skeleton wearing a tank top that says i heart my daddy that's just todd bonus points for horny top of whatever this is when i die will i become dry brian is a living bowser wet bowser why do piranha plant have bone in it oh those legs are way too human those legs are oh my god those legs look like i could have those legs another boring muscle dude and pull organs from pretty much everywhere finally meat there's nothing here are also known by the name the night stalker which is a big red flag and then it started the era of darkness and there's no way i want to cuddle with my sleep paralysis monster then it gets a little bit darker and goes into the age of shadow what comes after that that's right it's darkness baby [Music] my greatest fear would be like not being able to remember my loved ones and just like losing that sense of self so probably i guess it would just be memory loss is probably my greatest intangible fear yes we don't need these anymore the potential energy i shall release into a holy flame so that i might burn out the blasphemy from sonic's modern iteration what sonic the lighthearted hedgehog we all know and love never knew his father cause he was reduced to sludge thanks to corporate pollution scary candle it's an inanimate object that is made animate but i [ __ ] love candles he generates thermal power but also he's powered by thermal power which seems recursive smokey the bear was constantly on fire the flame that scorches flesh can warm a soul [Applause] sakurai [ __ ] woke up in a crop circle with the name kirby carved into his arm you are no longer defined by a name that was given to you as a child and i don't know who gives a [ __ ] honestly bonus points go to saying a number that's completely devoid of context creepiness of the hallway has crystallized into sad clowns no one wanted to spend much time in this hallway before and now they really don't want to gotta work through that labyrinth but once you get in there and find the real minotaur he might kill you he does not remember how kirby got his name well it does make sense if you consider it's actually a metaphor but do i look like a fool to you knock knock who's there and that will give us the amount of frames per game the game frames mainframe but how many frames does a gamer game in the game frame mainframe that's a good question now if you go ahead and you take your frames per game and you divide it by the number of gamers i'm talking about however many copies have been sold or however many number of downloads there have been and that's gonna leave you with frames per game per gamer and that's a really important number because if you have 200 thousand frames per game and that is no good is it the time break high time the time so it's very much like inception and that means that joseph gordon-levitt exists in the zelda timeline [Music] his baller name is the question which i think just solidifies him as an enigma it's the time break the time bridge i can't think in here i'm going outside [Music] how do i get outside [Applause] now she's dead from fighting that beast and yet they trouble themselves with the destruction of kirby does this sound like an apex predator even a bear enjoys a satisfying backscratch that hyena can get it judging by the length of my beard i've been living out here for two maybe three years steer clear of this knife perverts he's got spikes on him and a lot of teeth chill disciplined and can turn into a dog some of these robots were built specifically to murder nature is still terrifying to me and it is certainly not shaped like a friend scent who gave him a gun lina we'll eat you and eating in bed is a very bad habit now that we've chased away the riffraff there is a large ape again i could not categorize that but i know he shouldn't have been there this guy's so fun he brought his dog into work i love dogs he runs around on all fours he's a big wolf with a sword [ __ ] yeah [Applause] i'm going to throw myself into the sea miles away from civilization i awake one morning upon the shore of a strange sea i do not know where i am nor how i came to be here the sea stretches endlessly in front of me revealing the gentle kirby-like curve of the planet how can i find joy without my tangle or in case you happen to be at a house party where you don't know anyone but the hosts have a dog and so instead of just sitting in the corner pretending to text people you can spend your time calculating that dog's hp which is a way more normal thing to do in a social situation roger who is actually he's not actually that bad but fire emblem does go out of their way to make his end screen say that he never gets a date and he stays single for the rest of his life i waited hoping the reaper would respawn but no so i rushed through the days waiting for someone to find my collapsed body in the weird corner of my creepy hallway but the only people who noticed my quote-unquote death were the utility companies and three sim bryan managed his basic needs until he became desolate due to a lack of social interaction and if you'll excuse me i'm going to go throw myself into the ocean now oh so deep he couldn't go anywhere but down and they're all pretty much invincible and they will crush you without hesitation also coughing and wheezing hey you might watch out and if we dig a little deeper we can learn today he's gonna be unbelievably deep in debt george's do that thing where they pretend to be not important and then surprise i wasn't an old crow and i was a magical witch the whole time except they're not very good at hiding the fact that they're important but before i get there i just want to commend fire emblem for having 596 playable characters and only repeating three names finko had mortal kombat deception named after him getting hoodwinked into reviving a banished god so he's a dumbass how many books are there really for software built with the specific intention of being mean online and that's just twitter and the 10th purpose of music is to use it as a crutch when you can't think of a different way to end a video third wave ska no

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Length: 19min 2sec (1142 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 02 2020