Brainy Memes - Episode 82

hey this is Stevie Wonder and you're watching Disney Channel you want some tunes poodiepee the entire population of India sneak zero me wishing my life would get back on track impressing the ladies in 1972 impressing the ladies in 2018 when I finish arguing and I hear the person mumbling top ten most wanted ad in crossovers girls who think liking ariana grande is a personality tre thank you next McDonald's cashier who would win sergant butter lieutenant lettuce first year of depression tenth year of depression Bayonetta is just a both said Hideo Kojima that one person in the group chat who reads everything but doesn't reply does a straw have one hole or two holes several people are typing skin in 1997 skin in 2017 interviewer what skill do you have me anam has never won a game of rock-paper-scissors always a draw finally some good news parrot rides dog people be scared of pitbulls like these demonic sure's don't exist dating me is like biting into an oatmeal raisin cookie and realizing it's chocolate chip and then realizing two hours later red was also an edible Google school shut down my communist Club showing results for school shut down our communist Club Kowalski analysis soap Maji everyday we stray further from God calm down calm down are you in my ceiling Peralta Jake no sneak 100 when you go to click next episode and realize you just finished the series when you're fake it works that's because you look 34 when a second grader sees that their name is in a math problem applaud my supreme power puffs on a cigarette Thomas I haven't heard that name in years successful people unsuccessful people teachers who make study guides that are exactly the same as the test if gravity exists then why does the world look like this and not like this if you're not willing to flex these dopes bet looks at my wedding I'm canceling you out of my life things that disappear when you need them the most gift ideas for the holiday season giant inflatable lugia that barely fits in the house 2017 has been the worst year ever I'm pretty sure 1665 was worse when everyone got the plague uns King died when you're a non-essential NPC and you see the Dragonborn quicksave chuckles I'm in danger when you feed your caps an hour late protip instead of dying your hair when you break up with someone just cut off the exact length of his D so you can caption your selfie not gonna miss those six inches Mike where is your God now in 2020 Apple will unveil their first car engine and key sold separately six hundred kilos of Roman coins discovered in Spanish town heavy breathing me says anything Internet actually me yo pass the aux cord friend you better not play trash me silly songs with Larry looks like a new Taylor Swift album is coming soon it takes 45 muscles to frown but only ten muscles to smile frown all day lose weight get ripped gains the sonic toothbrush is named after the words I never heard my father say I'm sorry daddy iver been a bad girl for the last time it's forgive me Father for I have sinned don't call yourself cool unless you were out casted all your life and still grew to be developed and likable by all people but still seclude yourself from groups because the earliest stages of your life really tainted your perspective of others and it has stuck with you all ur life me and my bestie on our way to make bad decisions if women are paid so much less then why don't companies hire women only guys who drive automatic my car is automatic guys who drive manual I will never drive an automatic cuz I'm a real driver and I'm one with my machine after I Drive I put the shifter in my ass because me and my machine are one I'll never use such a wide monitor just imagine the progress bars on it software's would take an eternity to install mother introducing me to people thus animal sleeps its whole life away from asan dropped chickens looked at road works ahead your actions have consequences jr. really handsome them were robots tree has basketball game tomorrow avocado friend potato flying around my room me smells like beef class start at 9:00 me and my friend walking in at 9:30 first day at NASA boss you have a budget of seventeen point five million dollars one month later boss we need a progress update me has blown entire budget on trying to teach my dog how to talk in space it's night time all the time my dog I can curse me sighs heavily he means concur man I wish I was more like that guy but he probably wishes he was more like somebody else to polish I'm glad I'm me I'm especially glad I'm not that guy when Scoob licked all the peanut butter off your jinkies but keeps on joining I don't think University of North Texas thought this through and do you wanna dance I don't know how okay bye it'll miss I guess they never miss huh we can steal your man shorty in the back look like she gon estelle the Declaration of Independence in order to become the supreme adult you must perform the seven wonders public speaking not being afraid of teenagers calling the doctor yourself taxes arguing without crying having a normal sleep pattern having an answer to the question what do you want to do with your life this is what it looks like when the Sun hits of pelicans break just right this is what it looks like when a father loses his son and needs to get to the dentist's office you ready to find out why they call me begin when you feel like a side of beef I feel like a side of beef problems we do in math class problems we get for homework problems we get on a test always on edge panicked screeching z' and the way Papa Razzi talked to me and my family is disrespectful Papa Razzi hey good morning can I can I shut the F up Spanish driver tests positive for every drug and test how did we get here I have every effect applied at the same time lifelike portrait of Holly used pastels to capture the Battle of evil and innocence when you wake up at 3:30 8 a.m. and you feel like a raisin when you dedicate your entire life to building pyramids but aliens get all the credit every workplace should have one of these designated crying area please limit episode to 15 minutes when you show people a movie you love and they don't pay attention or react to any of the important scenes friend treat her how you would treat your mom me okay later at a party me can you take me home I'm scared when a guy puts his hand down your pants and says oh baby you're already wet discharged only me trying to participate in a conversation between two professors after class who would win trickster boy master of the bamboozle wizard boy has seen countless bamboozles since better you where lil papa when your mom borrows money from you and it's time to pay back that she start explaining how she has been spending money on you since you were born facts at least one wheel on every grocery cart his head up when I went to Costco in Nashville to get a new Costco card I presented the lady of the counter with my districts of Columbia license she immediately told me that they do not accept Columbian licenses as a proof of it after repeatedly telling her it is a TC license and his American she pulled out a book of machines and finally realized that it was indeed Washington DC the capital city of America's license law when you finally hear from your friend who blacked out last night I'm still alive teachers Block in cool mouth games point calm calm if changing its Errol to cool math games point calm what would you choose life forever heat vision one year ah Blake's builder's club once you've read the dictionary every other book you read is just a row makes when you say you're going to take an hour nap and wake up ten hours later when you have triceps and three that have to be at Starbucks by 3:30 when your girlfriend is arguing with her dad and she says my boyfriend isn't scared of you people who go upstairs two at a time people who go upstairs three at a time people who go upstairs sixteen at a time people who go downstairs twenty-five at a time people who go downstairs 250 at a time by age thirty you should have three dollars in savings five thousand dollars in credit card debt existential dread a favorite spoon one half dead plant you feel really bad about because your mom keeps asking for grandkids but you're not ready and you thought this basil plant would be a good place to start can someone please explain why there's a dog on this plane mind your business I paid for my ticket [Music]

Channel: BrainyDude

Views: 217,754

Rating: 4.8698273 out of 5

Keywords: brainy, dude, memes

Id: khWYFzokLa0

Length: 12min 24sec (744 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 04 2018