Brainy Memes Ep.70

[Music] chat I can't email I cannot turn paper of three thousand words I'm unable to can I decorated my birth control pill case who would win dark Gauri light Gauri thus someone made plague incorporated in real life my to hobb is a smoking marriage manner and rescuing stray cats putting a bell around a cow's neck to circumvent its stealthiness is just wrong I say let them hunt the airport is in a lawless place 7 a.m. drink a beer tired sleep on the floor hungry chips now cost $17 Thomas Edison wants to know your location why luxury cruise ship silver spirit has been sliced in half when you have Jim at 6 but you need to rob from the rich to give to the poor a date when you haven't received a spooky basket yet when ya boy wakes you up before September ends why is it when something happens it is always you three Iceland Greenland Madagascar I made this cute scarf from all the red flags you gave me on the air for nearly 12 years have not kept it at a single ghost can capture against in 30 minutes who would win the ozone layer some spicy clouds sorry wrong person who the F is the right person I'm sorry you had to see that side of me who the F is the right person when the developers of plague incorporated create plague incorporated means to get people on plague incorporated in a dead silent classroom of twenty eight people taking an exam stomach I will now demonstrate a whales call I was like whoa taco yogurt person mullet snake is so weird giraffes the fu just say be friend why are you walking so weird me my knee hurts actually me I must align my feet with the tiles or else I will die in two radio hello chief you're not gonna skin believe this house was a weird show patients would be rushed the hospital with unexplained fevers and heart problems and house would come in like did you check his at all for toothpicks and they'd be like damn you right my sister just sent me this and said her costume is reverse cowgirl it was you me in one of us trying to not slap the bags of rice at supermarkets like ps4 users uninstalling everything to make room for a dead redemption - I have nothing left except spider-man name one thing you want to try in the bedroom getting a full eight hours of sleep management you need to improve your sales skills when talking to the customer me buy it or I'll commit suicide me truth or dare government truth me are Birds read or government when are listening to music with her birds and the artists voice goes from one ear but to the other let me guess your home it was and it was beautiful my cat and I enjoy driving around town and disapproving of everyone we see ei just came out with their new controller I bought Greenland and moved it to Africa so it can be infected easier in plague incorporated breaking news Tesla stocks rise 300% why is it so hard to go to the moon or different planets like just build a staircase that goes into the sky you're hired whoa look at you you're a little Mia were boy haha cat I will skin and you Robert if you remember this game you qualify for a veteran's discount when the Powerball winner tweets I won with their location on the iPhone eight home button just got naked by now for just $99.99 my son wanted to know more about what it was like to be a child when I was growing up so I turned on Netflix told him to pick a movie he was dying to watch then broke the news that he would have to wait two days because someone else was already watching it what is stored in the balls pee when you throw your girl on the bed trying to be sexy but she hit her head and died when you and her boo are all different but you make it work middle school they won't tolerate this in high school HS this won't work in college college professor you'll want some milk nerds what happened here [Music] me millionth dollar you can't defeat me I know but he can she's single if her men can't beat you up happily taken by an amazing guy ere four friends only profile big this person is busy deals King mind meow you just ate meow you're too little for all this food meow when TV shows have characters who are teenagers played by people in their 30s 7 year old boy when your dog eats your philosophy homework when you 20 man it's deep in an argument and realize you misunderstood something isn't 20 a bit old to be trick-or-treating spooky music stops how to leave a hotel room my friendships in recent years 2015 2016 2017 2018 how do you have a tenth of a friend so this happened [Music] did you try rice when your mum forgets to ask for her change back Society people who go upstairs two at a time do I stepped in shape I will update now change my mind this wins shut it down boys the memes is done when you flush your toilet at 2:00 in the morning when some well executive tells you electric cars are inefficient I see dead people weird flex but okay when the deaf kids lost in you in sign language so you break his fingers Hackerman sixty seven point nine eight five zero seven one three plus one point zero one four nine two eight seven sixty seven point nine eight five zero seven one three plus one point zero one four nine two eight seven sixty nine words can't even describe how beautiful you are are thank you but numbers can three tenths and in girls in glasses look so cute when a human says who's a good boy and you already know it's you venom 2018 learning the alphabet by heart having to sign the alphabet each time to remember which letter goes after another can I got to prevent injury to prevent injury yes actually clots and travels to brain like a boss stroke time when you're in the hospital thinking you've got a small fever but the cast of The Avengers come in full costume to visit you when your girl giving you head and that s is too far to smack do you like anyone yeah you um I have a boyfriend yeah you oh ha Restoration 100 me not paying attention to class for 3 seconds teacher and that will be in the test [Music] female teachers now female teachers when I went to school water is a drink where its flavor is its temperature Harvard where are you right now when you thought everything would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it's actually difficult lemon difficult when Penguins are all the rage but your favorite penguin is irrelevant Gunther analysis Gunter this van has a concealable police sign so that no one will ever guess it's a police van illusion 100 college kids with nothing to wear doing laundry ok so basically I'm very small replica of Titanic will set sail in 2022 iceberg I left my job today I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me What did he say you're fired me one minute before versus one minute after Red Dead Redemption two drops tonight when the entire enemy team calls you a hacker but you're just to know who's getting lucky girls I wish I was the monster you think I am when are about to say something but then decide it's not worth the effort when you plug in the USB cable the right way all right I've hacked into the mainframe and disabled their algorithms pray for my dog y'all nothing wrong with her she just ugly as hell perfectly working PC update option er 560 7.89 option B four hundred and fifty five point seven eight option C zero point three four six seven option D zero point seven seven four three my calculator 125 thousand nine hundred and ninety me describe a process that could be used to create a simple door what tell me something I don't know that girl you have a crush on unironically uses tick-tock tell me something else something less disturbing fun facts JFK was just John Kennedy before he died the earth was added to pay respects hard to swallow pill scientist let's name this spider longlegs for its long legs scientists to not kinky enough when you've destroyed your kidneys through alcoholism Kowalski dialysis honey my stomach is getting bigger I think I'm pregnant yeah and I know who the dadoes are who McDonald's Domino's Subway KFC when you don't calculate the junk right and need a little boost asiye can never be a mammal Lord I'm gonna stop you right there you guys are stupid see they are gonna be looking for army guys sneak 100 only a few kids will remember the real battle royale son can we go to a haunted house this year dad what's wrong with the one we live in son what Dad good night son and her son kid did that at my school once but he didn't have a trumpet dinner's ready me I got carrots me cake if you eat all your carrots me carrot cake me this is how to to spread always wash your hands be listening to any conversation that I had to take my headphones out fall [Music] logic parents during an argument [Music]

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Length: 14min 7sec (847 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 29 2018

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