Brainy Memes - Episode 69

[Music] dog mandir darnellia dodges it when your friend is drunk and starts telling you how good a friend you are or look how cute duxi gangbuk see gangbuk see gang oh no it's [ __ ] recipe double ketchup one bottle ketchup one bottle of ketchup directions mix your neck sir has been dispatched and will arrive in three to five working days me illusion 100 or thrilling saga when you accidentally click the left stick and go into stealth mode just as a cutscene starts when YouTube changes the video to 144 P my hands look like this so her hands can look like that when you sit down on the toilet and the seat slides to one side Rehana is such a powerhouse Mitte Chandra Hana imagine having to charge your phone this post was made by Nokia gang the tehy drone is the second coolest platonic solid right next to tucking your homie in for bed when someone says don't be depressed and your depression is cured we venting to my pets because I have no friends when you get HEC and sick of being a good boy meow every time I think I'm getting somewhere with a girl 1997 don't sit too close to the dv8 will damage your eyes 2017 very proud to announce that I'm officially a lost cause thank you all for your continued support unfortunately it was all for nothing goodbye Miu fficer I'm the king now seriously don't know where I'd be without my mom probably wiped up on a tissue how to have her you're actually disgusting gamma Z seriously best thing I've ever read discovering something that doesn't exist Birds getting out of bed for work like me man I sure AM hungry but I don't know what to eat brain then just can eat nothing me understandable have a good day dad thanks for cleaning your room Emily unlike certain other children of mine who will remain nameless son eyes welling up please give me a name I'm 17 went to class today really thinking I had grabbed my computer off the kitchen counter when your friend is leaving for a trip without bringing you women hate cargo shorts because it reveals the tactical inferiority of purses I almost took a girl home last night until this guy showed up be come over me I can't I'm studying for my finals be okay good luck do your best me delete Twitter no you low-ranked dude where do you even find all these memes I can't tell you why you won't need me anymore parents refuse to vaccinate kids kids Pablo why aren't we alive my frozen computer clicking the same stuff but harder this time welcome to Parenthood every piece of trash in your house is now a makeshift toy that you are not allowed to throw out me no one ever texts me also be scrolling down my timeline with 357 I need messages and 15 missed calls me my parents classmates with good grades their parents stopped sending me this [Music] being single is all fun and games until you realize it's a never-ending cycle of getting to know someone they even Charlie stop texting you then they watch your Instagram story every day until you die and people wonder why our generation grew up sarcastic Ernie how do I look with your eyes but I generally think of myself as an okay father but somehow I forgot to teach my two-year-old son what an Al was and he thought it was called a would penguin when you come second-last in Cohoes i was almost a school shooter wake me up wake me up inside me I hate drama also me when there's drama and someone asks me what happened [Music] getting in the shower now I don't really feel like it getting out of the shower now I don't really feel like it my emotions 7:00 a.m. today I'll be more positive 10:00 a.m. I hate my job the Sun in myself much okay I think I overreacted 5:00 p.m. another stupid day is over 8:00 p.m. if I get enough sleep I'll be fine 12 a.m. crying I hope aliens destroy earth when you have preschool a date but have to destroy Japan at 9:00 [Music] actors kiss each other for like ten seasons and don't fall in love but when someone holds the door for me I think about it for like five months when you graduate college and you still think are actually gonna survive as an adult parents doesn't vaccinate kids immune system Mr joke to you finally I understand why cars have these things walking into target but having no idea what everyone is just totally freaking out and I'm just all like Kowalski analysis remember playing Mario Kart and thinking you were in first place until you realized you were looking at the wrong screen and actually crashing into walls that's adulthood imagine having a pickax but not being able to mine diamonds this is a post from minecraft gang time spent in the shower cleaning myself mmm mmm hot water communism button contains ads in-app purchases friend it's called cauliflower it's not ghost broccoli me taking a long drag on my cigarette listen kid I know what I saw we tried to reset him but it didn't work just gonna disassemble him now small child absolutely incomprehensible gibberish me Cheers I'll drink to that bro falling in love is a lot like drinking your third iced coffee where at first you feel amazing and energized and then moments later you're puking in the target parking lot every life is worth they are precious lives not meals holds fish-out-of-water 2021 one smoker left in the world the quit smoking ads get personal hey Kevin stop smoking you stink your wife says you need viagra dairy products especially cheese and yogurt were found to protect against death from any cause according to new research assassin drops empty gun why won't you die me eating my 28th block of cheese I came prepared boy when he's taking too long to reply say you hit him up with that night text and he replies good night within 5 seconds me hits rock bottom well it can't get any worse rock bottom's older brother is this the guy that hit you me Oh No when you feel empty inside but you can't express it cause you don't know any words chilly generates a poison that makes your tongue hurt humans eats it anyway chilly mr joke to you fix your attitude or leave me throwing up skinny everyone always did this to you then what about Takas me gets horny in spanish when it's spooked oh but all you see is but some penguins excuse me what the f my wife said you're not even listening to me are you I said that's a weird way to start a conversation I've never seen a bigger cry for help in a man's eyes sex really isn't that important in a relationship to be honest me when someone acts really bold towards me but has no idea what I'm capable of try me future mother-in-law so what will you cook my son me I'm making water then I saw you at the festival but you didn't even say hi me me at the festival me uncovering a shallow grave of moss and driftwood hey Hosea what's the mood for pride Hosea blinking up at the light awakened from his slumber the ghost of the lesbian that presents me when I wrote work song asks that the parade's be bathed in light so beautiful it is hitherto unknown outside of the golden hours that her children be protected that everyone has a place in the shade to rest with the forms and Magpies and that coughs are drowned me tucking him back in until it's a new moon thanks bud son dad I lost my virginity dad yeah that's my boy let's sit down and celebrate this son I can't sit down it kinda hurts ah the irony of being told to hit the gym because I complained about passing cancer research UK's fat shaming ads on my walk to work yes my walk to work imagine being so fat that you brag about walking mayo McDonald's our ice cream machine broke me re s cream machine broke social anxiety will make you do weird things such as holding on to an apple core for 45 minutes during a meeting because you're too anxious to go to the trashcan that's ten feet away or waiting for someone else to throw out their apple core so you know it's okay but waiting a few minutes after they do so you don't look like you were waiting for them and trying not to stumble because you know everyone is watching you walk and feeling really proud and relieved when you arrive back at your seat after having successfully thrown away an apple corer like it's a difficult task I feel this too much chat I can't nao I cannot si I'm unable to can turn paper of three thousand words I do not find myself in the circumstances for it to be possible that I could potentially be able to have a capacity to do that thesis the author does not find the circumstances us described to be advantageous enough to allow the author to the potential to axe in their own capacity upon the course of even thus previously described therefore the author is of the unfortunate conclusion that they are unable to can when your attention span wasn't as long as the story you were being told I feel you professor okay class now I'm gonna choose one of you to write the answer on the board me can you spot the mistake an elephant can pick up almost anything with its trunk [Music]

Channel: BrainyDude

Views: 219,822

Rating: 4.8701057 out of 5

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Id: 9lSfGZyZjDU

Length: 13min 15sec (795 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 27 2018