Bonanza - Calamity Over the Comstock | Episode 141 | Western Classic | Cowboys | English

[Music] [Music] busted across your stupid bone filled stubborn headed head oh they doing the best they can they ain't doing the best they give get on you sons of satan's power [Applause] get that wagon up front yeah get out of that wagon get under there [Music] got one of them [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] hey good job [Music] who's gonna take care of you you gotta look after kyle mister promise me you will i will [Music] so [Applause] oh [Music] yeah you had no trouble our way wall to be alive right now you know that don't you you think that hasn't been bothering me well it was a good friend look i know it's a little comfort to you now all i can say is i'm sorry i guess maybe then pods is chasing me i've done the same thing i had no call to say what i did i'd be beholden to you if you just forget i ever opened my mouth all the same i'm sorry i made him a promise i feel kind of responsible for you country for a kid to be running around and alone especially if the kid's a girl a girl don't you go call me no girl well why not that's what you are isn't it how'd you find out i took a wild guess you won't tell nobody you got to promise me you won't tell nobody why not because a lot of people think like you think this ain't no country for a girl to be wandering around in alone yeah i got a lot of wandering to do a lot of places to see and i don't want no blue-nosed old ladies a dang blasted peace officer trying to stop me you understand promise promise that is if you promise to come out to the ranch with me for a couple of days just give yourself a little time to decide where you want to go and what you want to do you got a wrench my paw does i live there with him my two brothers kind of like to have you meet him i'd like to have him meet you too what do you say is it a deal it's a deal after i deliver this here stuff to virginia city okay better get started we got a long [Music] [Applause] [Music] ride well business over i'm thirsty joe use me a drink best place in town right here there's the place hey wait a minute what do you have little joe there you're coming up wait a minute you're talking to me son yeah i'm talking to you give me a bottle of whiskey on a glass how old are you sonny old enough to bull whack a freight wagon 900 miles across hot stick and desert old enough to lap up the bottom of a barrel of monongaheli and old enough to blow the top of your head clean off now how about that whiskey you heard the man [Music] that's fun what do you really want we got lemonade fruit punch grape juice i'm buying it i want whiskey and old cows i set a glass i gotta see hey you just watch who you're pushing you big ape well you dirty-faced little insects you shut your yapping trap roll thumb you to death i'll squeeze you like a tiny ant oh oh now you get out before i peel your head like a peach i'm going i'm going them big fellas like babies they is now you keep that up you're not gonna live long enough to spend this stop that drinking you had enough one more for the tuli's joe where are we going now well we're gonna go we're gonna go home and you're gonna rest and then you can decide what you want to do next and you're gonna take a bath you ain't exactly no violet either and that's no way to talk to a lady i thought you weren't supposed to be a lady come on let's go i already know what i'm going to do know exactly what i want to do and what is that i want to stay with you joe want to stay with you forever oh boy [Music] see you bernie that's about time that young brother viewers got home [Music] that's joe that's our little brother he must have slept in the swamp all night tonight that's by the light of the moon hi paul a cow hottie callus i'm apartment brother horse my brother out oh awesome looks more like buffalo me buffalo gals won't you joseph oh uh cal's just gonna spend the night paul oh yeah we we're just gonna go upstairs and get cleaned up a bit having that bath i promise you cal yeah how about that bath you promise me hey don't you worry about a thing paul take care of everything see you later fellas good to be home [Music] did you get the impression that little fella was drunk drunk on a fly in the corn squeezing well he does have a knack for making friends [Music] he sure got a big voice for a little fella any though hey ain't there no towels in this dump dump you know what that cal needs more than anything else in a good threshing hey somebody bring me a golden towel joe you gonna take your partner a towel or not uh oh hey i i was wondering maybe you ought to take him to tower house see he feels kind of strange in how she make him feel at home you know yeah i'll make him feel at home i'll take him a towel and stuff it right down his throat what do you intend to do with your protege i don't know we always use an extra hand around the place can't we punk [Music] i could use an extra cup of coffee [Music] [Applause] i got no pants on no why am i wrecking you eight what's the matter you big ape ain't you never seen a lady before oh yes ma'am i've seen lots i mean i oh lordy [Music] [Music] what a cow that feller joe brought he's oh lordy horse what's the matter paul he he ain't no he at all he's he's a she it's a gal he's a what a gal [Music] did you know that he was a girl what oh no you know i know a thing like that i'd certainly tell you about it wouldn't i i don't think you'd have told us joe i'm going to tear you limb from hell howdy that man's a peeping tom now man that ain't true i mean cal i i was just coming up there to give you a towel and oh lordy ma'am seems we've made a little mistake here what might your last name be man my last name might be canary well then what might your first name be jane jane well how come you call yourself cal well that's short for calamity calamity jane [Music] nice moon yeah yeah it's nice aren't you tired todd why should i be tied i had a long hard day today you're not tired no oh i am i am tired hey you know what we have to do tomorrow first thing we got to do is get you some new duds can't have you walking around here looking like one of my brothers what's the matter with the way i look oh nothing you look great look great you know i i like you joe don't guess i ever met a fella i like better you ain't nothing like john who's john these fellas running away from always chasing me wants to marry me but he's a dentist and i just couldn't stand the thought of marrying a man who spends most his time looking down people's throats but uh speaking of marion a guy like me and make a fellow mighty fine wife well i can ride with the best of them snap a fly off an auction's ear with a bullwhip four times out of five clear leather faster than a cat can sneeze drink more whiskey and a i guess that don't sound too lady or wife-like does it no it doesn't maybe i maybe i ain't too good at talking like a woman but i ain't so bad at acting like one [Music] joe [Music] do you like it jeff do you like it yeah yeah it's nice oh jojo nice is all you have to say why this is the latest fashion from paris woman was there is very chic in this dress and she's very pretty you know she will be the most beautiful girl at the fireman's ball on saturday night farming's ball well i guess i just ain't the type of them fancy shindigs oh the the hair giorgio what are we going to do with our hair well we could always cover it miss busan buddy [Music] [Applause] [Music] you kell what's the matter it's johnny hey batman wrap up those other dresses and send the bill to paw oh mercy yeah juju johnny i just know you'd follow me johnny i just know who's he well that's joe conrad he just got me all gusted up how do you like it that was very considerate of mr conrad wasn't it well what are we standing around here for this is a big day i got me a brand new dress and two fellas let's just go in this hair saloon and laugh us up a belly full of drinks let's just do that hey look you two must have a lot to talk about you'll uh join us mr cochran very kind of you don't mind if i do dark holiday down hey chubby chubby i i'm sorry man but we're not allowed to serve no ladies in here you served me yesterday if you're smart you'll do the same today you you mean she's the same mm-hmm yeah she's him but you heard the lady yes sir yes sir i sure heard the lady jane looks real pretty that was nice of you to do that mr cartwright why did you do it why i just felt the clothes you had on weren't fitting the lady and they wasn't and you consider that your business mr cartwright ah come on don't be so formal just call me joe all right and you can call me doc doc holiday how holiday [Music] oh it's the stock doc holiday he's had dentist i was telling you about joe oh the the the sure the dentist then my teeth are all good all good it's a real pleasure to see you doc let's keep it that way shall we mr conrad [Music] sure sure let's and now that uh we understand each other i'm sure you'll excuse us oh yeah i got a i got i got a lot of things to do anyway you probably have a lot of things to talk about and now wait a minute doc no no no plea please i i i gotta go pick up your clothes and i gotta go shopping and i got a lot of things to do you you just you you know you had no call to do that doc deny no you didn't god dang it you're coming away with me now i ain't going nowhere with you doc let alone marry you now look doc it ain't that i don't like you because i do i got a deep sisterly affection for you but it ain't enough for marrying it just ain't and him i don't know that little joey he might be just a fella for me to want to settle down with and be a lady a lady you will never be a lady no morning i'll ever be anything but a a man running to meet oblivion folks like us cowie [Applause] we got the devil on our coattails and he's ridden us and whipped us so long we're used to it and maybe maybe we even like it when would you like you and i and we need each other and i'll kill the man who tries to take you from me [Music] we gotta do something about that cough doc yeah i i gotta do something about that maybe you're right maybe we do have a devil on our coattail but i gotta try i gotta see for myself ride out here and give me a chance if it don't work i'll come looking for you i promise you won't have a lot of luck i uh i'm not going anywhere suit yourself doc well i i gotta go along and get me some more of that ladylike wearing apparel dark holiday [Music] well in that event then joseph i suggest that the most sensible thing that you could do would be to take miss canary into town first thing in the morning and get her a room we don't need any trouble with dark holiday yeah but i can't do that in a way i kind of owe her my life well she's just liable to collect on that debt if you don't get her out of here and then until i made that promised a wall about looking after her i'm not asking you to to break your word or shirk your responsibility i'm just saying that under the circumstances it would be much better if you got her a room in virginia city i'd like to but she won't go but he means she won't go she just won't go besides i'm i'm not afraid of dark holiday oh well i can't take care of him but joe it ain't like we ain't got no confidence in you it's just that well i've heard tell that uh that fellow holiday then then killed himself 15 men he ain't even worked up a good man yet do you like it [Music] you don't like it oh no it's uh it's very nice very nice well we have some work to do fellas um you uh you come out when you're uh when you're ready joseph hey when you are ready understood miss calamity you do look nice real pretty as a matter of fact thank you hearth [Music] horse oh yes [Music] adam [Music] what's your part me ready for what oh well just uh uh you see we we figured that since doc was in town that you probably might like to be closer to him that is just until you pull out why well it's just just like you said you've known each other for a long time and uh and doc is so fond of you well i know if i was a doc i'd i'd really be jealous would you little joe would you well yeah if i so what i thought we'd do is then in the morning we get we get up and get in a wagon and i i take you into town and it gets you a real nice room in the hotel i ain't going joe hey no how come i got a big phone for you you you you and me yes i do it's like i told doc it's like like he told daca he said that him and me we got the devil on our coattail that we need each other oh you know he has a point you know you do no i don't need doc little joe i need you i said i thought use just the man to make me want to settle down and be a lady and uh you told that part to doc and you is i'm gonna stay right here and take care of you and love you and never never leave [Laughter] [Music] hey there's that peeping tom again no man i'm not not really paul just wanted me to come back and see if he was ready joe he's ready you go tell your paw you tell him all about us [Music] well looks like he handled that real nice joe oh shut up whiskey one very friendly it wasn't meant to be you got until midnight tomorrow to convince jane to quit playing and being a lady and ride out with me and at exactly one second after midnight i'm going to kill you mr cartwright well now i i've tried to be nice to you mr holiday but you're pushing me just a little bit too far now and whatever calamity wants to do with their life is their own business it's not mine and it's not yours you may be older than me and maybe a little quicker on a draw but i'm i'm not backing down to you or anybody like you [Music] they say i'm dying that means i haven't long to get things i want had a life and i want that girl and you better see to it that i get her you see when i when a man knows he's dying it just doesn't seem to make much difference whether it comes slow or fast then that gives me a terrible edge over you mr cartwright [Music] yeah we're gonna have a a big ball here saturday night in town big dance and i just now decided i'm gonna ask cal if she'd like to go to it with me well if you'd like to see her won't you once you drop around i'll be there with cal oh i i will mr cottrade you can depend on it i will i'll be there at exactly five minutes to midnight [Music] uh [Music] all right doc anytime you say what are you doing huh i was i was just loosening up a bit why there's no special reason it's just good it's good for you to loosen up hey does doc know you're taking me the ball tomorrow night sure he knows he ain't gonna like it what doc likes doesn't concern me i see guess i felt have to be mighty fond of a girl to get in a gunfight because of her wouldn't he little joe i suppose he would especially if he was getting into a gunfight with someone like doc holliday i guess he'd have to be more than just fond of her he'd have to love her otherwise it wouldn't make any sense well cal is a there's a lot of things in this world that don't make sense but man just goes ahead and does them anyway you don't love me do you joe i like you i like your light cal i see [Music] you know i i never been to a ball before ain't nobody ever asked me in my whole life this is the very first [Music] i'm beholding to you joe i i'm mighty beholding but i ain't going what do you mean you ain't going i just ain't going that's all oh i don't belong at that ball no more raw bone pliers belongs in a show ring a lot of fancy frills and giggles ain't gonna make a lady out of me not even for one night besides i ain't so sure i want to be one all scunched up and tied together like trust up chicken hey you look at me and say that and i don't believe it joe doc will kill you for sure don't you worry about that that's my concern you're going to that ball and you're going with me but joe i don't want to hear any more about it i made up my mind what i want you to do is get real prettied up tomorrow night i want every man at that ball to be jealous of me [Music] oh joe i am beholden to you awful beholden and you ain't gonna be sorry i'll promise you that you ain't gonna be [Applause] [Music] wow [Music] oh good morning maybe of uh service to you morning baby i'm uh i'm looking for one of them little uh fur pieces i seen them fancy ladies wearing oh jersey man moiselle is referring to a choker like this it is made of the finest of mink and vomit looks like cow stomp squirrel that ain't it gauss dumb squirrel well i will have you know this is cast off mink now what i wanted it's bigger than that and round and fat and ah women you are speaking of a cape oh man moisellas excellent taste oh lala juice what i want is when it's round and it it kind of looks like a skin cap with a top shot out of it and you can you can put your hand there it is that's one of them [Music] nice dance looks like little joe's enjoying it [Music] hmm did he have to carry that pole cat while we're dancing yep feel plum naked without it besides it ain't no pole cat it's mink yeah it looks like a pull kit thank you sir you're welcome by the way it's customary to check your gun at the door i uh won't be staying long [Music] excuse me [Music] i don't recall you're asking for the pleasure of this dance dog the holiday may i miss canary the pleasure's mine [Music] joseph don't you think you've dipped into that bowl a little too often tonight i'm just thirsty bob joe it's getting late it's about ready to give up let's go home did you wanna [Music] i guess you don't i've also noticed that uh ever since you got here tonight you've been looking at that clock every five minutes why why huh no reason just i don't know what time it is is something you haven't told us no joseph listen it's nothing i can't handle joe you ain't fixing to have no trouble with that dr holliday are you well nothing unless he starts up now what's that supposed to mean the accident just that dark holiday said that it went one second after midnight he was gonna kill me now look son you're gonna get right on your horse right now and right for the ponderosa i can't do that though you're no match for him son you're no match for you now do as i ask you right for home i just can't do that tomorrow morning everybody in virginia city no doc holly face me down you chased me out of town and sent me back to hide in a ranch i just can't do that paul you gotta understand adam will you talk some sense into your brother you talk to him he's your son boss boy correct little joe sort of got himself into a pickle ain't but one way out of it [Music] if you harm little joe doc you are gonna be sorry awful sorry he's got exactly three minutes to live you see cal when a man has committed himself there's no other way he can go anything elder ain't there that's a pretty uncomfortable muff you have there cow it ought to be there's a colt 45 right in the middle of it i joking you won't be laughing doc if you harm little joe i'm gonna blow you clean too you can believe that sorry cal but it's too late i just can't back down and there isn't any other way you better try and find one you better search yourself to find a way nobody really wants to die doc not even you besides you said we was like that we needed each other well i think you're right and i'd hate like blue blazers to have to plunk you out and boot hill and ride on alone thank doc think [Music] mr holliday i'm ben cartwright just a word of warning you're a known gunfighter killer i thought you should know that if you hurt my boy i'll see that you're hung from the highest tree in virginia city and i've been in towns all over the west mr cochrane and i can't begin to tell you how many times i've listened to that promise but as you can see nobody's hanging me yet you listen to me doctor you touch my little brother and the only way they'll ever hang you will be piece by piece [Music] you gentlemen ought to try this punch it's delicious yeah we'll drink harding because it's going to be hot and dry where you're [Music] going [Music] i've known just where i'm going for a long time mister a day one way or the other isn't gonna make that much difference [Music] anytime you say doc gonna get out of the way kel [Music] count to three three one [Music] two [Applause] [Music] sorry joy i guess maybe any differences we have i just have to wait come on cow let's let's get out of here wait a minute it's canarially when she's getting ready not until then it's all right joe no no it's not all right not all right at all i promise you this evening and nothing's going to spoil it try to pull yourself together doc you need me i'll be around got nothing to worry about now kyle the way i backed him down you sure did little joe why you got him running skidder and a bee stung jack rabbit you're all heartening your old guts yeah i just got a drink with a man like you call me one with you i'd love to determine to get himself shot yeah i better get him out of here and before he gets shot her gets drawn in a punch bowl well don't just stay in that place i'll [Music] hey you uh enjoying yourself little you brother the way it back him down i sure did is that beautiful i'm real proud of you little brother good night good night yeah [Music] awful nice knowing you little joe spider just has a real kick to it well put him on his horse boys i'll be right out [Music] too bad i never could cotton do a fella i can't hold his liquor [Applause] i'll be riding on mr cartwright all right i'll be saying goodbye to you [Music] you know ken you're right bella can't hold his liquor ain't nothing but a boy [Music] i want to thank you for giving my board back to me thank you mr cartwright for giving me the chance of knowing him [Music] mr holiday you want to do something about that cough yeah i ought to do something about that [Music] you meant what you said about you and me cal sure doc we got a lot of places to go a lot of things to see we hardly seen any of them yet doc i'm thirstier than bullfrog on a hot skillet can you fetch me a drink [Music] so long little joe [Music] you

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Length: 48min 16sec (2896 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 20 2021