Bonanza - The Wooing of Abigail Jones | Episode 90 | Greatest Western Series

[Music] it's a long day [Music] the hub saying it's got plenty of hot water take an hour of soaking in a good hot tub to get all this trail dust on don't tell me you're gonna take a bath dang sure am i discovered something yo yeah what's that yeah how to lose weight yeah how i lost eight pounds last month just bathed hey well i think another way you can lose some weight how's that let's take that hat off oh big deal hank again who else come on let's go hey hey hey oh come on come down leave him alone come on come on nick now the battle's over you simmer down hank now what's the trouble this time on me let go all right but what's bothering you i'm unhappy oh he's unhappy it's a doggone good thing ain't downright miserable you tear up the whole range i'm so unhappy and when i get unhappy i just like to bust things up yeah we've noticed we've noticed we want to know is what you're unhappy about this time yeah hey just tell us maybe we can help you i'm in love is that all i want to get married well it's a little more serious but i wouldn't exactly say it was fatal yeah hank if you feel that serious about it go ahead and get yourself hitched keep your job here we'll have to make a few different arrangements for sleeping but it might not be a bad idea we'll get them out of the bunkhouse you fellas don't understand i get it you're afraid to ask her i've asked her all right she turned you down yeah fine upstanding young prospect like you who's this girl anyhow well she's not exactly a girl huh okay i know you love your horse but this is a little ridiculous it's abigail jones abigail jones [Music] [Applause] [Music] abigail jones i know but that's what the man said well look we should hand it enough as it is who's going to drive the camera well he ain't figuring on quitting his job oh oh well that's all right then yeah but it's not all you don't understand uh what's what's the matter oh hates in love well i'll get over that what's what's up here he wants to get married well it happens in the best of families let's eat huh hold on adam things aren't working out for him oh what's matter isn't the girl willing no not exactly you know the fact is she's holding out for some fancy court and that's the trouble you're right you know hank isn't the most romantic guy in the world she she wants to be wooed she wants fancy talk and all the trimmings [Music] adam you're pretty good with the words maybe you can help old hank out huh now you two leave me out of this can i look at him you're not taking this serious enough hank is unhappy when he's unhappy you know how he gets well you got a point there who's the girl well ain't ain't exactly a girl you can say that again i say it ain't exactly a girl fact of the matter is it's uh it's abigail jones you're kidding well we know abigail ain't no raven beauty but hank says she's refined and educated and she'll scare him like them painted up gals down sloan do yeah well she's refined and educated all right yeah i can remember her history class oh she used to get stuck on those romantic stories john smith and pocahontas anthony cleopatra sir walter rawley boss that's it huh come on ass we gotta find hank do you know what they're up to i'm afraid i do i hope i'm wrong but why do i have to use my best sunny go to meeting jacket why can't i just use my everyday working jack you just don't understand joe hey come on over here and sit down we go through this whole thing again sit down right here all right here we go now remember i told you sir walter raleigh was a real nobleman right now one day one day it's raining it's really raining there's puddles all over the street get the picture now so walter raleigh takes off his jacket hank his best jacket takes it right off and covers the mud puddle with his jacket so she can step on it yeah you didn't hear him fussing about wanting to use some old work jacket right if it isn't a good garment hank the whole thing is meaningless right it's got to be elegant hank i know that's all right for him but he probably has dozens of jackets i only have one hank hank let's not forget there's only one abigail hank you want us to help you or not sure but uh where are you going to find a mud puddle in these parts it hasn't rained for a month or sundays hey you just leave the mud puddle finding to me and little joe all you have to do is be at that church tomorrow morning brightener that's right how early well real early you know abigail's always the first to arrive she sort of sets an example for everybody else you don't suppose anybody else is gonna be around to see this dern fool thing do you not at this hour hank all right i guess i can make myself go through with it good hey you're still sure you want to marry abigail sure i'm sure he sure all right [Music] [Applause] i can't wait ma i'm leaving the choir today just a minute i want to look at you well if you ain't just as cute as a button not ain't my aren't oh whatever it is you shouldn't have any trouble landing a man in that outfit is that all you can ever think of me landing a man oh you've turned down three there ain't aren't many more dull unromantic clad hoppers and we've been all through that before don't dawdle too long abigail now that's just what i want to tell you [Music] oh thomas jones this is a pleasant surprise i'm little joe my how you grown yes sir can i give you a lift someplace oh no thank you kindly joseph it's just a short walk to the church no no no i wouldn't think of it in that beautiful dress while i would get all dusty i do declare certainly it's gratifying to discover that some of the polish i've had to teach you little varmints says really stuck oh it sure has [Music] just about does it ain't gonna need to fill it up with water here you just stand back i only get that fresh dude outfit all messed up [Music] [Applause] [Music] whoa is there anything wrong joseph no no no nothing's wrong i just want to check the bridle make sure i i wouldn't want anything to happen to you mrs jones you was worried about not having a mud puddle all right everything's fine everything's fine yeah certainly it's kind of you to go to all this trouble i don't want you to think a thing about it hey hank get your coat you got your speech memorized aren't you yep you know what to do [Music] oh there hi huss no i'll just uh i'll hold the horse's head miss jones while you climb down thank you little joe you're welcome oh little joe i think you'd better move him up a little hold up a minute why hank myers what on earth are you doing here well uh what i mean is uh we see i didn't want you to get your danny's flippers all spoiled [Music] hi how romantic it's just like sir walter rolly oh my dress hank myers i never want to set eyes on you again my beautiful dress oh no oh my dreads oh i'm sorry boy i know it isn't fan a lot but every time i think [Laughter] hey joe give me another pancake cupid and cupid unlimited free advice given in all affairs of the heart very funny it ain't funny well i said i'm sorry i think it's a terrible thing to happen to a nice girl like miss hammock i hope you apologize to her well we tried to she wouldn't listen to a word we had to say i wonder why now what was that oh that's nothing that's just uh hank busting up the bunk house again what keep running laughing well that is no laughing matter well you said it was horse i don't leave him beat paul dad's gonna be he deserves a little relaxation and our expense well i don't know how we're gonna stop him well i know how we're gonna stop him we'll fire him that's how we'll stop him oh that wouldn't be right after he's worked for us as long as he has well nobody wants the fire hank but nothing else works well all right we tried the two of us tried right right now we would like to bow to age and experience yeah yeah by that i assume me and adam yeah well i i seem to remember when i was a pupil of miss abigail's i used to get into trouble a few times oh a few times huh all right more than a few times i got into trouble a lot of times but the point is paul was able to go down speak to miss abigail and straighten things out and and when paul wasn't available brother adam here was able to go down and do the same thing and not without success hey yeah that's right miss abigail's always been sort of gone on you mm-hmm what would you have me do marry miss abigail so hank myers would feel free to forget her no not merrier just propose what yeah but not for yourself for hank look all the woman wants us some romance yeah adam there never was anybody any better slinging him romantic words around you that's right listen if i so much as mention hank meyer's name after what happened she just hit me over the head with a branding iron you don't have to mention his name at least not right away yeah yeah you just sort of sneak up on it that's right then then then when you get her in a very romantic mood bingo you give him a surprise yeah yeah you say you say miss abigail everything that hank said everything that old hank did he he did for love he did for love of you miss abigail that's beautiful yeah thank you mr tennyson but would you mind not teaching me what to say oh good then you'll do it i didn't say that paul would you tell him how ridiculous this whole thing is huh well out of my uh i think we ought to try something [Music] after all it's a purely a matter of self-interest we'll look at it this way we have to do something about hank before he breaks up our whole outfit seriously suggesting oh adam i wouldn't suggest anything the final choice is yours and yours [Music] alone ma ma what is it abigail i guess what what you'll never guess never in a million years in that case i better get back to the dishes oh no wait one of my pupils brought me a note today from guess whom you're starting that again adam cartwright adam cartwright he wants to see me tonight after supper at the approximate hour of eight if it suits my convenience adam cartwright can you imagine oh adam got right do you realize what a catchy is oh now my most eligible bachelor in these parts handsome gut education and the ponderosa he only said he wanted to see me want you to see what do you suppose men want to see girls for you ain't thinking of joining one of your classes you can bet on that there you go jumping to conclusions there's only one thing i'm jumping at that's getting you married now you go right upstairs and get your beauty nap we ain't letting this one slip through our fingers ma for heaven's sake now let's see i must make me a fresh batch of cookies lots of pink lemonade and oh yeah i mustn't forget to oil the front porch swing oh ma uh there's just one thing if we do happen to sit on the front porch it ain't just happening it's arranged well however you work it i'd appreciate it if you wouldn't stand with your ear to the crack in the door it makes me jumpy me eavesdropping at the crack of the door fine way for a girl to talk to rone moore well i'm sorry ma besides i always use the keyhole some more lemonade uh no no no no thank you i've had uh three glasses already another cookie perhaps oh no no i had another cookie i think i'd bust apart at the seams you have a wonderful sense of humor adam thank you miss abigail as you may have guessed by now i have a rather special reason for wanting to see you tonight oh as a matter of fact maybe i shouldn't have waited this long oh it's of a rather personal delicate nature oh you may not be aware of it but there is someone in this very community who has long worshipped you from afar so to speak oh what yes you see there are certain people who have a lot of trouble expressing how they feel and the nearer and dearer a subject is to their heart the more difficult it is for them to to put it into words i know exactly what you mean you do exactly well it's like sometimes at night when a man is on the wide prairie alone under the stars and he looks up at the sky and he sees a face face of the woman he loves and he thinks about all the wonderful things that he might have said to her when last they met go on and he looks at this face that glows like a flame in the stillness of the heavens a star that outshines all the others and he can't wait to get back and tell her how full his heart is but when he does see her his heart is is too full to speak oh adam by now i suppose you've guessed who i'm talking about i haven't the slightest idea well you must realize that it can't be anyone else but hank myers hank myers hank myers is that you up there ma yes dear ha i just came out to air somebody and i i forgot to do it this afternoon is hank myers down there with you dear no he's not ma oh well i i thought i heard someone call out his name you sure did man well i guess i better be going in now i guess she's gone you were you were saying about being alone on the prairie the stars shining like all get out oh it sounded just like poetry adam thank you it took real feeling a man has to have real feeling to put it in such beautiful language you do have real feeling don't you adam well yes but about hank myers i admire your loyalty to hank but i want you to know that i understand you you don't have to be bashful with me all right hank myers is a good and reliable man he's worked for us for five years now i'm tired of hearing about hank myers why don't you speak for yourself adam i beg you you're the same bashful overgrown boy that used to come down to the schoolhouse to talk to me about little joe but you don't have to be bashful anymore and you don't have to worry about hank all's fair and love and war is a language of the hearts that only hearts can understand yours and mine adam well i have to go now there's nothing to be ashamed of when two people love each other i've got to get back to the ranch something's come up loyalty unselfish male loyalty i love you all the more for it good night good night good night parting is such sweet sorrow good night i shall say good night shall it be marrow abigail yes ma madam gone yes ma what was all that talk about hank myers oh shut up ma abigail [Music] hey i imagine wake up with that [Music] matter adam aren't you hungry this morning [Music] yeah these these harmony grits and glasses sure are good fine pair of brothers you are what do you mean you know exactly what i mean you mean after all your sweet talk she still turned old hank down after all my sweet talk she proposed to me she what [Music] and it was your sweet talk that got me into this mess now look brother you can't blame us if you're just plain irresistible to women that's right um you got too dang much charm for your own good it's all right all right but rest assured i will never listen to you two again [Laughter] well good morning good morning paul good morning what's the matter well it seemed like i'm worried about something i don't know what's better out of you not feeling well no seems adam just discovered that he was irresistible to women ms abigail wants adam to marry her you're joking oh no i wish they were adam you know they say there's nothing as inevitable as death and taxes and under the circumstances i think i'd like to add one more thing to that a woman one she's made up her mind to land a man and son i speak from many years of serious observation [Laughter] well i think i'm going to make a few serious observations in san francisco running away would never solve anything i i think you should stay here and face the music where is he where is he i'm dirty pulled back hey hey wait man hey hey hey hey hey listen hank he was only he was only trying to help you help me yeah that helped me cal just rode in from virginia city and it's all over town he wants to marry himself oh no no hey the furthest thing from out of his mind is to want to marry miss abigail that's right i'd rather die oh so that's the way it is she's not good enough for you oh hey hey i didn't say anything of the kind never mind what you said it's pretty plain to see that you've been trifling with her affections hank okay hog you can let me go now all right ahold of myself don't you try nothing you hear i had you pegged all wrong adam cartwright in all my years working on this ranch i've been never so wrong about one man but let me tell you this if you cause abigail any unhappiness you're gonna answer to me and remember that adam cartwright excuse me hank it's all right i've got an idea yeah yeah everything's fine adam there's a way for you to get out of this so you go to abigail and you say to abigail somehow i feel that i've gotten into enough trouble listening to you and your ideas it's because of you two nitwits that i'm in this pickle in the first place look we're only trying to help you that's all the only help you'll be giving is when you and horse guard that bunk house tonight and make sure he doesn't demolish it completely yeah i figured we'd better get right on that dude i guess i'll thanks about the unhappiest guy in the whole world right now would you care to bet see y'all not in there sure is peaceful and quiet here tonight i wonder where hank did disappear to i don't know for sure he ain't the bunk house yeah i just hope he ain't gone off and done something foolish foolish like what like like lover's leap for instance what hank no he's not about to go to lovers leaply make sure adam does right by his little abigail as a matter of fact i think adam's the first one to go to lover's lead [Music] listen yeah what is that it sounds like somebody dying in the barn yeah [Music] of cool as i walked out in laredo one day i spied a poor cowboy wrapped up in white linen wrapped up in white linen as cold as the clay oh beat the drum slowly and play the fight for lonely play the dead marks as you carry me alone take me to the green valley they lay this hard on me oh that's it what the romantic approach we've been looking for no lady can resist being serenaded no i joined you forgetting something he sings through his nose oh so what maybe he's got a cold or something anyway we can correct that anybody can be taught singing sure [Music] bye golly we'll get started on it first thing in the morning come sit down beside me and hear my sad story i was shot in the breast and i know i must die [Music] it's got a long ways to go [Music] down [Music] as i walk down on the streets of loretto no wait wait hold it hank hold it thank you you're still singing through your nose hank i've told you i've thought i can't sing any other way sure you can i think all you got to do is apply yourself and first of all you got you got to start singing louder too a guy likes a fella with a great big he-man i can't even talk loud how can he sing louder hey there ain't nothing to it all you got to do is just take a great big deep breath and sort of suck in your gut and let her fly just scared me a little bit that's all you know we want him to serenade the girl it's not a warner of a coming attack well i i'm just trying to teach you what hank sing loud that's all well you can sing loud i'll say that for you yeah anyway i found just what i wanted in paw's library there it is right out of shakespeare as you like it just what the doctor ordered words and music yeah but joe what good's that music gonna do we can't read music neither can hank that's right i didn't even think of that wait a minute there is one person around here who took singing lessons who can read music and teach hank to sing adam adam adam i want no truck with him now wait a minute hank look you got him all wrong what he did he did for you for me yeah hank he didn't want for that miss abigail to fall for him that gummy feels terrible about it that's right look look why you got him feeling guilty like if you just apologize to him for trying to kill him apologize to that girl stealer now listen hank you want abigail or not you know dang well i do ain't i've been struggling with a singing all right then apologize to adam and get him to teach you to sing he'd do it too hank well adam's pretty soft once you break through that hard hit he is that's right now look you ask him he won't turn you down no no no never in a thousand years you'll never get the pear-shaped tones by pushing the air through your nose it's gonna come from the diaphragm you take a deep breath and no no hang hanging not through the nose through the through the facial mask not the nose but the mask [Music] don't go on it adam that's what i call singing adam you oughta been an opry grand opera well thank you but that's not our problem at the moment oh yeah all right hang on listen early one morning just as the sun was rising i heard a maiden singing in the valley below oh don't deceive me oh never leave me how could you use a poor maiden soul now you try it early one morning just as the sun was rising i heard a young maiden in the valley below oh don't deceive me like it's through the nose it's through the nose it's no use i can only sing my own way i can't go early one morning just as the sun was rising i heard a young maiden in the valley below hey i think he's got it i think he's got it now do it again do what again do just what you just did do it again you just did it hey do it what did i do you sound like adam do it hank come on you sang it just like me not through your nose now do it again with a guitar it just slipped out i couldn't do that again oh come on hank ah come on hank come on early one morning just as the sun was rising i heard a young maiden in the valley well here's another one of your bright schemes wash down the gully i certainly can't sing for him why not why not what why can't you sing it for him yeah the answer is no a big fat no us did you ever think we had a brother like that hmm outside of being dumb enough to listen to you two fellas what kind of a fella am i the kind of fella who had turned down another fella after he'd stolen that fella's girl and he had a chance to do something about it and this fella wouldn't do a thing about it that's the kind [Music] [Applause] [Music] your mother ought to be leaving so for that song yeah well i still say it won't work don't just wait and see mom now don't be late you know i can hardly ever fall asleep till you get home that's why i can't wait till i get your husband good night dear she's going upstairs hank you be careful of that guitar i borrowed that from slick rutherford all right let's go okay come on let me sit there remember strum and move your mouth the way adam does don't forget both at the same time [Music] okay early one morning just as the sun was rising i heard a maiden singing in the valley below oh don't deceive me how could you use a poor maiden soul remember remember your vows to marry remember remember your promise to be true oh don't deceive me oh never leave me how could you use a poor maiden soul gay is the garland and fresh are the roses i called from my garden to bind upon thy brown oh don't deceive me oh never leave me how could you use a poo maiden soul thus sang the maid and her sorrows be wailing thus sang the pretty maiden in the valley below oh don't deceive me oh never leave me how could you use a poor maiden soul one morning just as the sun was rising i heard a maiden singing in the valley [Music] how could you use a poor maiden soul remember remember [Music] vows to marry [Music] remember remember your promise to be true oh don't deceive me oh never leave me how could you you maiden soul [Music] gay is the garland and fresh are the roses i called from my garden to bind upon thy brow oh don't deceive me or never leave me how could you use a poor maiden soul thus sang the maiden her sorrows be wailing thus sang the pretty maiden in the valley [Music] oh don't deceive me oh never leave me how could you use a poor i don't card right i knew it was you no one but you could sing with such deep tender feelings oh hank it's you i suppose adam is in there nope i'm just unhappy gosh knows what the inside of that bar looks like let's go inside and have a look i need a drink to clear my head yeah he did all this and get him out relax charlie i'll pay for the day i don't care what you got well just just don't let him get loose again we will come on hank simmer down a little bit take him back in the back room and clean him up all right you stay back there bill take it easy hank thank you just relax but i'm unhappy all right all right but you got to behave yourself hank i want to sing i'll get him a drink [Music] charlie let me have a double whiskey man hey why did you want to do me a favor thanks not feeling so good why don't you go back there and talk to him that wild man i wouldn't go near him come on william i'd sooner tangle with a loco stair hey listen do me a favor with you charlie my brother adam comes in here warning me man warn you that's what i said warn me i thought it wouldn't work i just knew it wouldn't yeah yeah i want you never even let me sing my song hey just don't have no more talk about singing maribel likes my saying damn bernie hank marybelle's a mare horses like lots of things that humans don't hey for instance i want to sing hey don't you think we had enough singing for one night boss if you don't let me sing i'm going to break up every dang glasses so thanks for that you let me tell you something i'll give you my unmitigated personal guarantee if you break anything in here i'm going to break you you said rest easy i'm going to get a drink you behave yourself johnny give me a drink will you [Music] that bernie joe we're gonna have to do something about that hank you know i've been thinking seriously about i think we ought to mind our own business hoth little joseph is is your brother adam here oh uh our brother adam no no no he ain't ma'am no isn't i guess ma'am he isn't i must find him we were having a very important discussion when suddenly he took sick one morning just as the sun was rising what's going on back there no no nothing's coming back there you're not telling me the truth adam is back then oh no he isn't he isn't bad you're in my way little john oh man this is no place for a lady like yourself no hey you ever seen me juggle jiggers you should see it look i'm a juggling son of a gun remember the vows to your mary remember remember your promise to be true don't deceive me oh never leave me how could you use a poor light soul i think i liked the better when he was busting the joint up [Music] no charlie no i like it i like it thus [Music] oh it's beautiful i really can't stand it neither can i ma'am [Music] oh don't deceive a poor land soul [Music] oh don't deceive me oh never leave how could you [Music] use hank myers i'm taking you home with me right now out of my way you jezebels stand back daughters of sodom [Music] i think they liked it liked it it's the most wonderful thing that ever happened and to think i wouldn't even talk to him women are just plain loco i'll buy a drink [Applause] hey if i kiss the bride if not if you don't mind hold my hat away mr adam don't overdo it saboteur may i offer my best wishes i'd like to say i've never seen a prettier bride hank congratulations to you i say listen i've been hearing a lot about your singing wouldn't this be a good time to uh give us a sample of it oh no i made hank take a strict bow never to sing to anyone but me again second to maribel maribel that's my mayor and only when you and maribel are alone that's our deal little chickadee only when we're alone [Music] adam i hope you've learned something through all this i hope i learned something yeah anytime you find a little gal you want to marry up with call on me and little joe to help you [Music] out [Music] you

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Length: 48min 5sec (2885 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 29 2021