Bonanza - A Pink Cloud Comes from Old Cathay | Episode 162 | Western Series | Wild West

[Music] ah well friends and fellow citizens we're here celebrating the reaching of the halfway point in the building of our new spur for the railroad line i don't have to tell you how important this new transportation link is to us in terms of the shipping of our timber and oar and cattle now mr tindall head of our merchants committee has a few words to say thank you man in commemoration of this great achievement i'm asking nashan the foreman of our construction crew to drive in this silver spike [Applause] and now i'd like to thank one side head of the failing boy tong for his work in completing the job on schedule up to this point it has been good to work for men of honor who treat my brothers well so long as this continues you need not fear that laziness or sloth will overcome us the work will be completed on schedule thank you well everything's going real good i hope it keeps up well i hope so too for your sake i mean you put more money and personal prestige into this thing than anybody oh come on now we're getting something out of it too you know railroads buying our wood for the ties this is the drop in the bucket bread how much money you got in the sink let's hope nothing goes wrong what's everybody being such a gloomy gus about we're happy the investors are happy once eye is happy everybody's happy what could possibly go wrong oh i don't know such things as storms floods landslides and other natural calamities nah adam you know dang well nothing like that's gonna happen as a matter of fact i got some very special plans for a celebration as soon as this line's finished yeah what kind of plants you'll find out soon enough little brother as a matter of fact they ought to be coming into virginia city any minute now come on let's go [Music] all right it's not going to be one of those foggers on the ponderosa room well it ain't very often i reckon that one of your boys gets these kind of a package uh what boy and uh which [ __ ] haas and her she's the shipment is this a surprise you were expecting [Music] so [Music] hey [Music] but rave there's got to be some sort of mistake i i sent for for fireworks nope no mistake says right here on the tag to mr haas cartwright esquire ponderosa ranch near virginia city territory of nevada united states of america but but i ordered fireworks from the yippie trading company canton china here's the bill of lading one wife to be delivered in good condition what wife i don't even know her name is ty lee here's her passport and you can hand over thirty seven dollars and ninety two cents that's the excess baggage charges i would do fireworks right probably oh it's like this yeah i seen this advertisement in the san francisco it said for ten dollars i could get this world's greatest display of fireworks from this yippie trading company in canton giant so i ordered it so we could celebrate when the spur line was finished and they got all mixed up and they sent me this do insufferable stuffed artichoke if you think you dislike having me here me more than i just like being here you are grocery mistaken [Music] it talks it talks english er why not if you care anyone can i shall use every word at my disposal to express my contempt for wife trading life trait now see paul that proves it's a mistake look right look rave just mark it wrong address and send back to cinder and just put it back on the wagon oh no you don't at least not in this wagon uh house maybe you'd better accept the shipment temporarily until we can talk to the authorities well if it's if it's real temporary you dare be super serious to me i i ain't super nothing but i ordered no wife neither sign here that'll be 37.92 cash i ordered fireworks uh wraith you say 37.92 right 10 20 30 40. keep the change thanks fireworks i'm saying hop sing where the places are this is very fine place typical of rich land owner who live by sweat of others less fortunate i'm saying yeah well most of the sweating that's done around here we do it do you call mr carlisle yes i called where were you when we were looking in this stuff uh this is uh miss tylee she'll be our house guest here for a while uh this is hop sing our chief cook and general effect totem matter of fact he's the man who runs the household the most honor to meet lovely lady whose name means heavenly pink clown more like grail thunderstorm it is nice to meet a countryman in such a far place but not one in such minia work i'm saying no understand oh well uh miss harley means that uh maybe being a cook is uh well beneath your dignity beneath dignity have not given mata much thought you will soon don't worry [Music] house you come here you'll help me hang this picture you uh you wanna hang that on the wall i mean uh is it your grandmother or something that happens to be the honorable miss lauchu president of the revolutionary and world remaking academy for young ladies in bucha i should say it used to be in puja excuse me uh you're you're a graduate what was the name of that school miss lachu's revolutionary and world remaking academy for young ladies well i almost a graduate see no bound feet oh yeah what do you mean um almost the graves oh well you see miss lucha have very progressive ideas one of them was to eliminate the dowager empress of china susie the dowager empress struck first you mean uh miss lachu uh paid the supreme penalty she lost her hair completely i never got my diploma all the students were scattered i ended up in the hands of the infamous ep you bought me from him well i guess you'd uh better do penance and hang miss lauchu if you don't think that's committing double jeopardy so [Music] so [Music] [Music] good morning venerable teacher i dedicate this day to you and i promise always to remember your three laws of progress never mind my own business never allow people to be contented with their fate and never be reasonable for reason leads to compromise and compromise means defeat she's out there working on hopsin now oh she how many she's we got around here her tylee oh gosh you're making mountains out of mole hills that fella countryman just talking i don't know poet seems kind of fishy to me yeah i hope not i hate fish for breakfast oh it's too early for those guys [Music] good morning oh good morning house only age knows value of courtesy hey there's no fruit where's the fruit i told you there's something fishy going on around here i'm saying i usually have fresh fruit for breakfast where is it no fruit today [Music] buy no hot biscuits [Music] cold toast no fruit [Music] no hot biscuits no eggs no nothing huh and no thick slice of ham fried potatoes blueberry flapjacks maple syrup honey crabapple jelly or apricot preserves either right miss lao chu quote famous occidental saying a laborer is worthy of his hire small pay small food well why all of a sudden you never complained before he was never educated to his poverty before no i gotta have an ocean well she just sit still until they get the other half uh now maybe maybe hopsin deserves a raise of course if we the game raised we'd have to cut out those free trips to san francisco cut out squaring those span tan losses and giving them that extra money new year's both american and chinese but mr ann that is all hopsin i'm quite prepared to handle all [Music] negotiations [Music] well isn't that a pretty one chinese wind chime brought over from old country yeah never seen one quite like this useful to keep our evil spirit and induce good spirit to go in very pleasant superstition your house is poorly designed to repel evil spirits yes yes i've uh i've often figured as much you have no upturned eaves no sharp projections to stick them and discourage the entry well i wish we'd have known about that a couple of days ago i reckon it's all that food i ain't been getting paul that it's making me grouchy the fact is those extra hands for the roundup are going to be coming in today we got to figure out some way to feed him since hop sings in the mood he's in no don't worry about that i got us a chuckwagon cook you just better make sure that the bunkhouse is ready for them checked it out it's clean as whistle good what are these hands you are talking about well that's western lingo for cowboys oh and what is a bunkhouse that's where we put them up how come you're asking all these questions in here our women are curious chinese women no different dang they ain't [Music] what are you what you fell are still doing in here you're supposed to been out there an hour ago i have answer for that what are you doing in here it is simple thing i have a point of myself spokesman for the workers and they have a scepter to me that's right horse that's right horse what's the matter with you fellas anyhow listen to this silly little gal here barely out of her teens you forgot the scent she was born with well i mean the boys figured she's got a lot of sense quit smiling like a moon-faced calf what are you calling a moon-faced calf you rod look we got a thousand cattle running loose out there while you yahoos are in here playing games with this this maverick the mail will work when you have met our demands which are quite modest our demands yes extra men on all branding roping and fence spending teams better food on the what you call it uh chuckway is that all there is one other item uh a pool table here in the bunk house a what a pool table here in the bunk house how about some demonic curtains on your windows maybe some little wait a minute you wait a minute sit down shut up rod leave him alone and you too clarence shout out intimidation will get you nowhere i ain't tried it yet but i'm a liable to if this continues are you going to beat me not exactly i'm going to give you a little something that madame lao chu forgot what is that a good sound spain you wouldn't dab oh i wouldn't huh [Music] good morning hot come on you interested in my point invention it's not particular what is it in here you just find me a small screwdriver please very small i have a delicate adjustment to make thank you all right come on now let me take a look are you sure you want to yeah well in that case what's in it music it was brought to china by yankee trader listen i thought you said you invented it i made a few modifications [Music] hey pop goes away's late yes you are a very fine judge of music don't take nothing to figure pot goes a [Music] weasel [Music] so oh it was harmless only smoke bomb can make you look funny and lose space i see and i guess that miss cha lou taught you that boo huh yes miss lancer did everything good i hope [Music] [Music] come on [Music] do [Music] this humble person requests audience of illustrious horse cartwright distinguished middle son of household illustrious mr horse must have re-visited her mind already hear him approaching with honorable father and she's more humiliated than her but she's your man oh lashad mr cartwright nice to see you sean oh come on sit down thank you well what can i do for you you can do nothing venerable sir but mr horse can do much me what it concerned grave slip up in operation of up trading company of canton china did you did you say yippie trading company of canton china some months ago i made contract with the steam yippee himself he is to send me beautiful bride i am to pay san francisco agents so many u.s gold eagles well i pay money but don't get bright us wasn't that the trading company that yep you heard that horse had received what you had expected to receive and didn't and so you've come to uh to claim her is that it you hit nail on hit sir well old friend i was never so glad to do a man of favor see i ordered these fireworks from the yipi trading company i never reckoned on the kind i got no she's yours you take her first must make sure good's not damaged question's silly it most certainly is i am not a commodity for international barter [Music] i do not recognize the right of this man to buy me like a cow any more than that of this man do my eyes deceive me moon goddess yourself whom you must surely resemble would get no more tender treatment from me than you lustrous maiden why waste time spouting poetic speech you have not yet mastered simple morality you think me a bubble to be played with and tossed aside uh i consider you my promised wife yearn for it during lonely nights promise not by me and may i hasten to point out it is broad daylight no wait a minute wait a minute what what are you two arguing about anyhow why you're gonna have years to do that in you don't believe in slavery do you oh sorry on a temporary basis what he means tyler is that uh love makes a slave of us all no more foolishness man not made to be shamed by woman we go now i go nowhere with you i stay here on ponderosa i make my better for all not just one man no good china girl axo well you you've never met up with one that was taught by miss lao chu before miss lao chu complete stranger this woman is bewitched honorable horse caught right has put her under spell me oh no not sean you don't believe that well you're an educated man you're you're a student you don't believe any such nonsense do you not so sure but men do crazy things for love yeah but i ain't that crazy yet you watch language you'll miss up a worm you see already she treat him like husband well why why i think we should have a cooling off period i stay hot thank you go now end of story not yet [Music] tyler you're going to end up an old maid cherry shooting i bet you not oh darley now shawn is such a wonderful young man that you trained him so terribly he's got a good job and a bright future yeah oh what kind of work he do he's the foreman of a railroad construction crew oh how interesting what is this work being done i don't know green meadows out uh otter creek oh it would be interesting to see how other countrymen work in this new land it'd be a whole lot more interesting if you'd go out there and apologize tonight shannon sure would oh i would speak to nation rest assured well railroad camp is no place for a young girl to go miss lachu teach us to handle all men in our situation i got him where is everybody what's the matter is the woods on fire you're not too far from being right hey paw yeah yeah she's at it again she who what got a pretty short memory ty lee i'm just hoping he has hope that's all not the railroad workers that's the only thing left nobody else and if they go along with her we're in real trouble how could one wrong-headed woman make bulls of so many men well i guess you've forgotten about eve cleopatra and lucretia borjan not to mention madame lauchu and it took another woman to nail her i look like you're gonna have to take control you're gonna have to show her who's boss i have a feeling she already knows you ain't giving up son we've just begun to fight i think it's safe to say that come on you must rise above your suppressors the history of the world proved that revolution is [Applause] [Music] listen to me man the history of life proved that truth seldom come in fancy rapping la failing foy says brothers must follow master of tongue i command you do not listen to silken words who shall you follow old man a young woman [Applause] when we begin to fight or would it be better to run and fight another day you need more [Applause] money the buses come to intimidate you now wait a minute how could we four intimidate all of you we've just come to to reason with you and uh point out that this this baby ought to be back in in a crib so that grown men could get on with their work you are wise not to heed speech of serpent and this baby not ready for crib yet look i'm talking to these men have you decided to follow this uh joan of arc that is first true thing you say i am addressing myself to them all right what is it you want what are your demands we have not yet formulated our demands well in that case don't you think the men should continue to work until you do no we shall strike first mess lacho what insist all right tyler you've done enough damage for one day let's get on home as rubber leader i choose to stay with rebels well do you think he'll feel as comfortable here is back at the ponderosa it's an awful long way to call for help kylie it's just as comfortable to negotiate at the house now let's go goodbye for now my brothers but i promise victory shall be ours dali uh how come you you met this miss lauchu well you see my honorable father was rug trader from persia he come to china on business trip he married my mother she was chinese princess this was against imperial law that was your empress after i was born take my honorable father's life my mother was desperate she worried for my life too then she learned about miss la chu so with hidden money she sent me there now surely your mother didn't send you to ms larchu to study the art of vengeance no mother too soft but miss lauchu she's strong like tyga she say vengeance important part of making revolution seems to me that miss lao chu would have wanted you to be a very good judge of when to make revolutions what seems to be the normal condition of everybody lately maybe you better come kitchen with hopsin you want me to run from enemies sure hop sing to all the time once i you honor our home won't you sit down please um you okay for some tea no thank you honorable master of this dwelling i put my pride aside to come and beg your intervention with this this visitor in your house oh yeah well uh as a matter of fact i was just about to discuss the situation with her good because i uh i do not know how to discuss business with a woman that is because you men have never admitted we have brains i i know how difficult uh you're coming here must must have been for you but we'll uh do everything in our power to remedy the situation then ask ask this person to name her conditions well kylie i have not yet decided conditions tell this person sign agreement i will fill in condition later well i wouldn't do any such ridiculous thing then men strike till you do i'm an old man but my patience grows thin once i i'll do everything i can to persuade the young lady to act with more consideration for all concerned i regret my humiliation in coming here i should have listened to advice of tong brothers boss all right miss tiley i think the time has come to stop playing games i am not playing games you have become involved in something far beyond your very immature understanding miss lao chu teach me to understand everything i can just understand how that dowager empress must have felt please do not blaspheme [Music] howdy little fella what can i do for you what smoke easy mr horse he gone i'm saying find this one go dumping out garbage what's that got to do with the garbage but this tom chopper helps him find wheelbarrow try leading to a wagon track maybe they take him to failing fort hall house we're gonna find out about this come the revolution miss lotsu teach pupils no more tongue you just better hope that nothing has happened to hoss young lady because of miss lauchu's teachings [Music] [Music] so [Music] prisoner you've heard me judge you guilty have you anything to say before sentences passed yeah this ain't constitutional i agree it's highly irregular welcome mr cartwright we've been expecting you your son is in grave trouble yes i know once i but uh i'm surprised at your methods you surprised but at the last meeting i told you if your methods failed i must use age-old methods of tongue but why against my son because nashan has accused your son of casting a spell over ty lee that we found hospital let's get out of here only when i say so gentlemen please look behind you [Applause] [Music] uh once i i have a suggestion i would like to discuss can afford brief truce while you expound suggestion thank you would you like to see kylie under the influence of a husband would i not i've already offered prayers to the gracious kuan yin what have you to say to this if this person who has bewitched her will fight for her excellent agreed paul wait a minute so be it may the spirits of earth air and water favor the better man thank you my son [Music] well how do you get to be so lucky let's go son oh wait a minute what are you trying to do to me well i was just think of this as a sort of a chess game a chess game yeah right now once i stalemate it and you're afraid yeah yeah but what says about having to fight for ty lee oh that well that's uh that's another game entirely yeah and she's the only one that knows the rules well don't be too short [Music] yo paul maybe he ain't gonna show up it's been a full day already well one day two days today tomorrow he'll show up i sure hope you know what you're doing i know what i'm doing son kylie is no different from any other woman she ain't well up until now she has been oh how interesting you prepare weapon to fight for me well i prepare a thing to dig a hole with a hole that i wish i was in i do not understand you should prepare for a fight miss lotsu teach always be prepared always be ready to fight for revolution tyler is a uh as a student of revolutions it might be of interest to you to know that this country was born out of a revolution can this be true yes yes it can mislead you never mentioned this well miss lauchu notwithstanding to the contrary etc etc it is true the american revolution was one of the first great victories for liberty and freedom so you see we really don't need anyone to teach us about revolutions and things like that although once you're married you you'll have other things to occupy your mind then i shall not marry i will not give up work of great teacher well as i told you before the immigration office in san francisco says you either get married or go back to china and as i told you before that is injustice tyranny outrage but it's better than going back to china and having head chopped off like miss loucho besides i can easily train husband yeah um you're gonna find one first though where is nashan why has he not come to fight for me well that just could be that he's got a whole lot more sense than you gave him credit for he's uh he's probably preparing himself he'll show up he better i know how to take care of person who insult me honorable horse got right the moment of decision has arrived [Music] so right what's going on brush you're about to witness the battle of the century well what's hearts gonna fight with a can opener i challenge horse cartwright if you are not coward descended from long line of sin come out and fight for thailand and nothing lost in translation look nice and hey no use me and you batting heads over this little gal she's all yours anyhow you just take her and they ain't nothing lost in the transfer hold on son did you hear what he said about being descended from a long lot are you trying to make me out of college no paul but you try and make me look undesirable no but couldn't we son get in there and fight [Music] paul he's got a sword of course not trying to win are you [Music] they fight over me like two nights fighting over fairy princess [Music] so [Music] son you never receive firework i deliver now [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] no you are my hero i like you pretty much but nasha is great as revolta of all i'll tell you this best fight i ever lost that's something too i'm very happy to announce the resumption of work on the railroad spur and i'm even happier to announce that tyler has given up politics in favor of matrimony although she unquestionably has left a mark that's right we've got the first pool table in any bunk house and territory even i concede credit for helping tong brothers get slight raisin pay sink getting new stove and cookbook cookbook they any good no [Laughter] and i have the best of all best yet to come [Music] keep on wall she keep away evil spirit well don't feel too bad you can still write the yippy trading company we have the fourth of july you know hey yeah might be sort of interesting to see what kind of fireworks they're saying this time huh [Music] so [Music] so [Music] you

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Length: 48min 9sec (2889 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 10 2021