Bonanza - The Saga of Whizzer McGee | Episode 130 | WILD WEST | Cowboy | Full Episode

[Music] get a better [Music] huh [Music] get your dirty hands off my garment boy boy i'll have a pony of grand monet [Music] i thought maybe it was standing on your knees we don't serve no kids in here but besides i never heard of whatever it was you ordered [Music] a draw [Music] i was only joking sonny well i don't think it's funny and don't call me sunny you big ox now come on when i say draw i mean draw what's your b front this this employee or she picked the wrong guy to poke fun at well i don't take belittling remarks from nobody you ain't even packing a gun ah i mean draw a card [Music] yeah little man buys drinks for the house huh oh no you don't look if you want a drink you pay for it and then clear out of here what's the matter you afraid to draw [Music] cut em drink up folks it's on the house you're cheating i don't know how you're done is your miserable little run of a cheater i'll take you in the court for that liableness remark you'll have to pick yourself up out of the gutter first [Music] maybe that'll keep you from palming them carts for a while in case you're a lefty that'll ensure the deal all right you fellas are having fun now leave the little man alone i caught him cheating at cards you didn't know such of a thing i beat you fair and square and you you're a sword loser leave him alone he's a stinking card shark i don't care what he is you fellas have hurt him enough and if anybody wants to argue about it you got to talk to me hey just stay out of my saloon run let me go i'll pulverize you you ain't gonna pulverize anybody [Music] you know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna come back and i'm gonna catch your dad to science [Music] so [Music] oh [Music] so [Music] well that's where i turn to the right for the ponderosa that trail right out there leads into the main road to carson city yeah still think you ought to take me up on that offer and ride on out to ponderosa with me and soak him hand some hot water and little bit she'll take a lot of the soreness out look i don't take no favors from nobody just just ask me my suitcase huh hey if there's one thing i can't stand it's somebody feeling sorry for me look ain't nobody feeling sorry for you little buddy well i figured you're gonna need a little help you ain't gonna make it what are you trying to do be a big hero huh big man says little runt from mob boy i know you're kind i've dealt with them all my life don't call me buddy look i don't take that kind of talk from nobody mister now come on i'll go a couple rounds with you right here now if you want come on you shape them hands then you'd have a rough time putting a dent in a bowl of mashed potatoes oh laughter happening [Music] i'm tired being laughed at little buddy there ain't nobody laughing at you and there ain't nobody feeling sorry for you neither it's just i understand your problem that's all but you remember this there's two ends to that stick [Music] i'm on the other end of it it's just as bad being too big you ever think about that who ain't got a problem [Music] you get back up in this buggy we're going to the ponderosa whether you like it or not are you trying to do is call me sit down and water's supposed to be hot and that's the way i'm gonna keep it put your hands in it i don't never know you could stew a chicken in it huh good morning oh okay let's have a look at those ah they're coming along pretty good put them back in now you know what you ought to do you ought to exercise them open and close open and close that way you get the muscles back to normal again you're a very lucky young fella you know that you could have had the bones of both those hands broken i'll be lucky if i don't break his head when i get all covered that's no way to talk paul's right mcgee sure he's right you can say that nobody stepped on your hands oh it's a couple of business things i have to discuss with you coming as soon as you can yes sir i'll be right in paul [Music] joe foster told me all about him your friend mcgee has been mixed up in all kinds of questionable deals the paw if we turn him out now it's it's just like throwing him right back to the wolves horse he's a bad-tempered little man i know that but the reason he's a bad tempered little man is because he's got a chip on his shoulder because of his size paul do you remember something when i was a youngin and all the other kids in school used to tease me about my size and i'd get so that gum man i'd want to break all their necks and you'd tell me say son you got to learn to live with what you already remember that paul yes i remember all right that's what i've got to do for this man boy i've got to teach him that paul all i'm asking is that you that you help me get him a decent job in virginia city that's all all right i'll do what i can thank you paul said francis of the ponderosa [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] i've worked in towns from east to west they said virginia said they ought to please me best it's true what they told me i guess i'll stick around my urge to roam is in the past i came from san francisco but i'm home at last your smiles really sold me i guess i'll stick around there is one other part of my point i wanna solve if i can i long for a man who volunteers anyone here it won't take much to fill the bill ah i don't think it's gonna work if they recognize me they'll throw me out come on here now little buddy you're with me if anybody in there starts any kind of yeah it's gonna cause trouble i'm gonna stick that right down their throat ah now you're getting feisty all right look i'm just gonna introduce you to the most important people and you're gonna be mr mcgee plain and simple you understand that anybody starts asking any questions just don't pay them no mind you here and remember this salter don't strike them and no matter what anybody says keep smiling keep a smile on your face now come on give me a big smile yeah hey let's go [Music] my friend and i all have a beer yeah now that's good little buddy hey whisper come here man [Music] back over here at this front table you see the man in the black cat with a big cigar yeah that's postmaster very important man see the old man standing there talking to him he owns a frontier house the second best hotel in town now they're both good men to know now come on over here [Music] you see this old man sitting back here by himself that's old mashburn now he's a nice old man he's a little deaf so when i introduce you to him speak right up here what's that you say i said mashburn this here is mr mcgee oh hello there haas and who's the young fellow with you i say this here is mr mcgee oh yeah mr mcgee hiya there sonny yeah don't pay him no man he's a nice old man he's just a little leaf that's all howdy mr mashburn uh what's that you say son speaker i said howdy oh yeah yeah sit down come on well thank you thank you mr mashburn well lizard's getting sort of late i imagine me and you better be pulling out it's been nice chatting with you mr mashburn i'll see you tomorrow sure and you can move into that room in the back of the store anytime sonny so up with the hands down with the roosters like the fella says yeah yeah well good night mr mashburn night after working for him i can get a job hog call you gentlemen aren't leaving well yeah miss melissa we we thought we'd be pulling out i mean you're not going to stay for my next number i was going to sing it especially for you two fine looking gents well thank you miss melissa but it's getting kind of late we better run us just just one little old number huh that's the way i like to hear a man talk george [Music] what did you do to capture me i look at you and i'm all at sea in my eyes in my eyes you're the devil in disguise to some i know you may not see the romeo of a maiden's dream in my eyes in my eyes you're the perfect shape and size in the game of love i've played some it was always hit or miss i have lost a few and made some but none of the thrilled me like this go back away and break the spell your glances say what your lips can't tell play it smart play it wise make your heart realize that this look in my eyes [Music] 5 8 lug nuts 5 8 bolts nuts bolts wait a minute wait a minute there's no five-eighths to happen what are you doing checking up on me why don't you get faster with me how's it going so far how's it going i saw a dollar forty's worth so far today hey you wanna see my quarters come on follow me this this wash basin was passed down from the barber of seville it's been patched and plugged so many times it leaks faster than you can fill it you know i tried to sell myself a new one but i couldn't afford it i'll tell you what with her old hobson's been needing you stove for a long time now if you ride out the ponderosa and convince my paw you'll make yourself a sale and pick up a nice little commission on top yeah i might take you up on that i'll see you out there real handy place to have a bank a fella had any money to put in it [Music] clank clank wait a minute what is it melissa i'm busy you have to read this from that little runt mcgee the one that works over at mashburn the soft velvet texture of your skin [Music] the deep limpet pools of your eyes which cast a reflection of your beauty on my very soul i wonder where he copied that i don't care i think he makes a very good point you were the woman i have always dreamed would enter my life melissa will you have dinner with me tonight you better watch your step i just might run away with that little so he works for mashburn big deal he probably pulls in all of three dollars a week yeah well you write him a note telling me accept his invitation to dinner what where your most uh beguiling gown lead him on lead him on oh now wait a minute nobody tells me what to do not even you sweetie not even if i make it worth your while that's different good gentlemen i think i found a way to solve our financial problems through mr whizzer mcgee i've just discovered a foolproof way of getting into the bank bill go get a bottle i'll tell you about [Music] it [Music] can you afford a bottle of champagne the best in the house for you melissa now that i got you here alone there's something i want to talk to you about i think i've heard this before but uh what's your version [Music] mr mcgee my tastes in life are rather more than an ordinary the man i choose must have means to be quite blunt would take a lot of money to tempt me into marriage i'll have money melissa i promise you when two years from now maybe five ten i want money while i'm still young enough to count it well i i i expect to inherit inherit a large sum of money any day now really you you mean you have rich relatives when i do i'll i'll make you the bella virginia city i buy all the latest fashions i'll sprinkle gold dust in your hair melissa mr mcgee you fascinate me right now i've got to get ready for my number when when i come back we'll uh we'll talk some more about your rich relatives [Music] and in cash you know been meaning to speak to you yes sir i uh i've been meaning to speak to you about establishing credit in your little establishment you mean you can't pay this ah a temporary short of funds this week however by next week i'll be here next week nothing i ought to know better you little chiseler how to squeeze you two feet shorter than you are hey what's going on this little wrench trying to stick me with this big check uh i wouldn't worry about that look i'm not running this joint for charity just put mr mcgee's bill on my account red what he's a friend of mine i'm glad to help him out [Music] i don't understand oh i know how it is to be uh temporarily short of fun so just count on me for any credit you need but right now let's have a little drink bernie deal me out of this come in come in come in come in i'm used to having people drop in while i'm dressing hey i could wait out here that's all right have a seat mr cartwright i'll only be a man i want to talk to you about mr mcgee oh what about nikki he's a friend of mine ma'am and i sort of have a stake in his future sure would hate to see him get lost up and what is that remark supposed to mean mr mcgee proposed marriage mr cartwright yeah i was afraid he would that's just exactly the point ma'am i i don't think that wizard is ready for marriage now let me tell you something if i want to marry wizard mcgee or anybody else i'll make up my own mind i'm a grown woman yeah you sure are that all right as a matter of fact i may seriously consider mr mcgee's proposal as soon as he comes into his inheritance his inheritance what inheritance mr mcgee happens to have some very rich relatives we were discussing them at dinner ma'am wizard mcgee is an orphan what he don't even know who his relatives are as a matter of fact he don't even know what his real name is he just picked mcgee from some pharaoh dealer he once knew or that something lying little squirt well thank you for the talk ma'am amen i'll just never learn [Music] whitler could i talk to you for a minute i should i shouldn't have cleaned coldest don't you yeah hi step outside with me i appreciate it yeah you should excuse us for a minute imagine look wizard i don't want to seem like i'm preaching those sermons to you or nothing but i don't like the company you're keeping hey otis just come in and sit down with me yeah i know i've seen him i don't trust him wizard he's a kind of feller can get you mixed up in something i know no i'm not gonna get mixed up in anything which just he might be a potential customer if i'm gonna get anywhere in this town i gotta start someplace wizard mr odis ain't the kind of man that's going to be buying nothing from mr mashburn now if you want to get started and started right you'll come on go out to ponderosa with me right now and convince my paw to order that stove i know i know us okay let's go huh this particular model the wellington high boy mr cartwright it has a special double reinforced oven yes sir and a semi-adjustable flue cleaner wait it's an eight part burner it comes complete with a wellington high boy shutoff shuttle plate hoppy can make the best irish stew you ever tasted just and trout i like joseph of the rips in the arm of sacramento all right i've just bought the wellington high boy put her there mr cartwright you made a wise decision get plenty good cooking now we're gonna eat like regular frenchman eight with paul you do pretty good on plain american cooking horse oh you know that's all muscle [Music] [Applause] [Music] okay [Music] hey come in mr mashburn oh morning sonny i mean mcgee what can i do for you well i i sold a new wellington high boy to the cartwrights last night i need some cash could i have an advance on my salary store policy no advances made the policy myself and i live up to it write to the letter yeah i know but the rule is a rule and that's that oh by the way mcgee better make some arrangements to get that stove out to the cartwrights [Music] melissa who's there it's me mcgee you sneaking little liar how dare you come here i don't know what you're talking about oh you don't rich relatives ha why you don't even know who your own folks were told you that your friend hoth cartwright that's who i never said i i i had rich relatives i i just said i'd have money someday and i will sure you will melissa have dinner with me tonight huh let me explain how you're gonna pay big red words don't don't worry about that just say you have dinner with me listen mr mickey i work here so i'll be here other than that just remember what i said the men in my life are spelled m-o-n-e-y [Music] sure sure honey i'll see you tonight [Music] yeah come in [Music] i hear you're looking for me wizard hey holders look i i'll get right to the point you you offered to lend me some money well i'm broke i need some right away sure sure just as soon as you do a little job for me keep talking i need access to your room tonight just leave the alley door unlocked see then go over to the silver dollar or uh anywhere you want and spend the evening you're planning on robin mashburn no no i promise you mr mashburn's emporium won't be disturbed i i think i ought to know a little bit more about what's going on the less you know the less you got to talk about just go over to the silver dollar and no one will ever know you've been involved ah i'm not so sure i want any part of it i'm gonna pay you a pretty penny just to leave a door unlocked and keep your mouth shut now you want it or not hey wait a minute when do i get my money come on with the silver dollar any time one thing keep your mouth shut or you'd be a dead little squirt instead of a live one [Music] we pull the job tonight saturday that gives us all day sunday for the wagon to head for sacramento by the time they open the bank monday they'll never trace it and then we join the posse to make sure they don't what if mcgee gets wise we're using his room to get through to the bank the only thing mcgee's interested in is melissa and i've seen to it he's got the money and the opportunity to pursue his hobby what a sucker yeah yeah he's a five-foot man with six foot ideas [Music] yeah spartan [Music] another brandy my dear nothing i have to work tonight remember well sunday someday soon you won't have to work anymore at all you'll have other people working for you now let's not start that inheritance business again but i'm telling you the truth i will have money someday look i got to deliver a stove to the ponderosa tomorrow why don't you drive along with me the fresh air will do you good fresh air makes me sneeze i i might have a surprise for you what kind of a surprise why don't you come along and find out well hey wizard i'm looking all over for you living high on the hall can't you please i must get ready for my number what about what we were talking about well if you're not too early [Music] you what's all that about litter whatever's between me and my lady friend is none of your business and i i wish you'd kindly remember that your lady friend that's what i said pretty expensive looking fiddles you keep eating like this and that commission from that stoving will last you two nights little buddy don't you little buddy me you're double crossing hey what's going into you what's got into me you you're going behind my back to melissa you're trying to break us up oh shut down wizard unless i don't care nothing about you she don't care nothing about nobody unless they got money meaning i'll never have any huh i didn't say that five ten years five ten years wait a minute where are you going none of your business just just because you've done me a favor once that doesn't mean you can run my life amazing [Music] [Music] baby [Music] hey otis what are you doing here i just saw mr mashburn at the silver dollar he's on his way over here yeah we'll get in my room do i get rid of them howdy mr mashburn miguel what are you doing here i just come over to check out that inventory mr mess that's right smart of you young feller yes sir but it's all taken care of now mr mice burn why why don't you go home and get a good night's sleep yeah well i might just do that young fella good night mickey yes well good night mr mashburn i said good night good night mickey he's gone you can come here thanks okay let's get this crate out of here [Music] so hey wizard i was just coming out to help you load that it's already loaded okay i figure i'm gonna be a big merchant in five or ten years i got to give the customer some service you still mad nah now i feel fine this morning hey oh time a horse i'm behind right out well not yet melissa's gonna ride along melissa sure fresh air will do her good here with her all right mike what are you doing here you're supposed to be with a wagon i got news for you the wagon tipped over the creek bed one of the crates popped open all that was in it was nuts and bolts nuts and bolts somebody pulled a switch guess who yeah and we fell for it when that little run told us that old man mashburn was coming to check the inventory that's when he made the switch the dirty little rat come on i bet i know what happened our money [Music] hey paul i've seen only one here they all come back after sundown you got new stove yeah pretty hey hop thing you got anything to eat in there catching plenty good pigs feet cooking good oh please uh yeah hop saying that we ought to be able to beat that that ain't quite fitting improper for a lady go in and see if you can round up something else stay with me melissa i'll go water the horse's eyes all right meantime me and hop single scramble up something to eat uh was it wizard why are you locking us up in here now remember i outweigh you by 20 pounds come on close your eyes close not yeah close them [Music] here where'd you get all this you rob a bank no but didn't i tell you to have money melissa didn't i why this this will buy a san francisco new york and europe we'll stay at the grandest hotels and i'll buy your clothes diamonds stop you you're going to fart too fast oh sure sure honey but you'll be going as mrs whizzer mcgee you know that don't you how much did you say you've got the whole stove's full of money but there's one thing though [Music] sure sure there always is no i want us to leave from here not go back to town and leave all my things i'll get you better things ten times better [Music] i'll i'll unload the money you you go in and entertain us huh hey what are you two doing out here i thought she was gonna take the where'd you get that wizard he inherited it well i'm worried about you cheating at cards you're out robbing a bank right no no i didn't know such of a thing where'd you get it i found it yeah i found it us and finders are keepers you know that finders are keepers you found it at a bank that's exactly where you're going to take it right back to no no this this is my big chance my big chance all my life it's been small stakes penny annie little man but money has oh buddy you'll make me big wizard there ain't nothing to make you big except yourself you yourself now if you go through with this you'll be running and hiding the rest of your life that's all i've ever done wizard now you got a chance to change all that back at nashville ashburns why don't you get out of his way you you outsized oaf where's that runt mcgee what do you want with it he's got something that belongs to me my money and they ain't taking it mcgee listen to me you give us back the money and we'll let you have a split so it's clink's money while you little weasel no it was never his please melissa stay with me and get shot oh no thanks shorty this is the end of the last oh please you know you're trouble mcgee you're an itty-bitty frog trying to swim the ocean a little man in a big big world and how do i think about it i wouldn't have gone away with you for all the money in the world clay hold on it's melissa i'm coming out i i know it's just the money i could get three four of her any place whistler come on we can't hold him off with one gun let's go through this back door to the house and get a rifle hard right just take it easy and nobody get hurt otis wizard ain't taking that money it's going back to the bank it's going with me i don't care if i have to kill a both of you well i reckon that's what you're gonna have to do [Music] stop drop your gun this gun shoot very wide [Music] quizzer would you want to go into a dang fool hang like that far [Music] why guys you're the only friend i ever had us [Music] [Applause] you could have had lots of friends ah melissa was right [Music] i'd always be a little mad in a big world [Music] think [Music] he's dead [Music] the little man yeah yeah [Music] yeah little man you got any other names you'd like to call him mike brunt weasel shorty half pint you got any other names that's what he was wasn't he a little man [Music] a little man to you and the rest not to me [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Music] you

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Length: 48min 9sec (2889 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 10 2021