Bobby Lee & Chris D'Elia Leftovers | Something's Burning With Bert Kreischer

all the sudden go oh my god his dicks out oh my god his dicks out and I can't [ __ ] yelling his dicks out it's my kids coming one time that door miss right we're first working and started working in the store recently it was recently and I get on stage I'm shirtless I'm gonna Tito's a sort of my hand I'm in dad jeans I got like [ __ ] comfort orthopedic shoes long time plantar fasciitis look out I see Julia he is dressed like he's getting ready for it to shoot the movie Back to the Future 7 if I don't even know they make like it Scott I don't even know that they were the watch whenever you're up a little bit yeah and then these shoes that look like no joke they look like you press the button then went through you're sitting out by the way I just got a car sobbing that day I'm looking at your car and your car was the one they had a showroom the showroom we were like this is nice you know like it's $275,000 oh my god oh my god and then to top it off there is a woman I would kick my wife out of bed with my children in the bed for and Chris is blowing her off on his cell phone I'm like huh I just have this moment of real reality I go this is my life and then I look at Chris I was like [ __ ] and all I could win is I go my facial hair was a little bit better than I would hit all scenes with my girlfriend in the leather jacket or Lulu and I looked at her and I go I can't afford it it looks so good though and I was contemplating and then that night I saw Chris worse but he never wore it again [Laughter] what's cool about Chris is that he can pull off like anything what's that what's the one thing that you put on that you're like oh like you're rockin champion sweatshirts yeah champions I threw out some champions questions recently yeah and then all of a sudden like they're [ __ ] cool again yeah you gotta tell people what's cool yeah oh I gotta you gotta you here's the thing to wear if you wear something and you're thinking about it and you're like look here's this sweater that's not well you gotta be is like you be like yo here's me in the sweater everyone's gonna hate me already part of why I started taking my shirt off because I couldn't figure out a shirt to wear on stage like I'd put on a collared shirt I'm like that's not me yeah I put on a t-shirt and I go that's Louie and then I just took my shirt off one day I was like it's a good thing to do though because first of all it's funny but second of all like people will be like oh who's the guy who does that and then that's the way they that [ __ ] is good no I'll see this dick it's nice all right well I bet you have a [ __ ] I don't see that in the gay way I just it's ok here we go start tell me what you think his girth is okay at the very base line is just you can't right right it is where the end is yours comes out like it never it never came out that's how yours comes out when you take it out it's like well I'll be out in a little bit god damn Comedy Jam on Comedy Central I took yeah I took my nest cam video of me watching him and I posted on his I saw him cuz my wife's sitting there and she's getting the kids ready and I all the sudden I go oh my god his dicks out oh my god his dicks out and I can't [ __ ] yelling his dicks out it's my kids come in the Bobby's dicks out I like that one night we were talking I was like how come you never drank here like I don't know things I like doing I do a lot so yeah yeah I don't eat it I don't want sounds net yeah I'm that way with like paddleboarding I always think I want a paddleboard and then I'm like yeah I don't like to do things that were you have to get equipment like just I just want to like do anything where it's like you can show up that's why I love stand-up you don't have to have like a [ __ ] guitar and [ __ ] like [ __ ] these rocks to feel like oh don't you want to be a rock star no you got to have a [ __ ] whole band and be with I just want to show up do my [ __ ] job Jubilee hobbies no you know I just I said yeah you don't either no you're talking about me no I told my therapist he was what are your hobbies I said writing jokes yeah I know he's like what else I go shooting videos he's like no that's work yeah I know I was like thinking of ideas and he goes no that's all work it's your hobby thinking I want to know actually where you get stickers for real oh okay oh and I'll go to those little shops I like I like stickers that are like weird and not like popular yeah I mean I like kind of just industrial like yeah you know [ __ ] sticker so I'll just go to I'll spin a couple I don't have a grand on stickers wow I buy a lot of weird things you know for money and I'm like what bad things for money you know there's money to pay for these things no my accountant call me he goes you have to stop spending money on iTunes I go why he goes you spent $8,000 on Sin City are you serious yeah a real American once you get to live I don't know what my city is the best at least you get to live in a city not real Bobby you know that's Wow yeah a week and then he made me get off of classic lands because I spent ten thousand dollars play those games I didn't never knew who played those yeah I do Bobby in would you play video games no remember when you you told me to get the [ __ ] game what give fallout free yeah you're like it's so cool okay so I put it in this video you gotta get it and I have all the systems but I never play okay so I get the video game and no [ __ ] I put it in the thing and I start and you this is how the game starts you hear black and then it opens and you're the baby coming out of the [ __ ] and you have to learn how to be a baby first by the way the game is about a guy who's [ __ ] that's what the game is about a guy who's trying to shoot everybody and you start as a baby and you have to be like this is up-down [ __ ] you started as a baby yeah no no no no oh yeah it oh what Stu play that did I go through all that boring [ __ ] know what it is I like games where you have to start over that's [ __ ] is I were dying am i running from stage one [Music] dude I'm gonna tell you a story you can cut this out alright just you know don't get angry my [ __ ] story you're talking I was in New York we're gonna go watch a movie okay so it's it's snowy were walking to the movie theater anyway we're closed by the way I remember the right and some girl Marlo walks out of nowhere she goes hi my boyfriend and I just broke up I don't know you do you want to [ __ ] to Chris it wasn't like just listen listen think Chris looks at me and goes enjoy the movie yeah oh my god I was watching the advantage or something by myself I don't know what it was do not have had one chick say right now yeah take me back and I'll [ __ ] you right now yeah I was like well she did that to me she must do that to everyone I'm not [ __ ] her yeah I bailed out of myself I was like [ __ ] San Diego I say that I don't I don't I don't I don't like it yeah [ __ ] San Diego sucks why knowing why [ __ ] it its first of all it's it's amateur hour and you know what I'm talking about when you're doing show is everyone's [ __ ] drunk and [ __ ] like that they don't know how to be well I as a public yeah also it's it's uh it's like very bro heavy yeah [ __ ] those bros I hate that [ __ ] really whenever I go there I see some [ __ ] like one time I saw the bouncers at a restaurant go way overboard and pin this guy they're like you got to get out he's like nah and they grabbed him pinned him down like the guy was a good break him out you're breaking my arm and threw him out and it was like completely uncalled for it was like a military state it felt like Oh military's down there yeah I know that but it's not a military state and that's where [ __ ] you're from dude look at what time so he was doing the Comedy Store on a Friday in La Jolla and I wanted to do a guest spot and then remember I was driving down the street and these two kids on the corner one kid looks at me I was Park and I kind of stop sign and he looks at me he goes like that like a hat right remember I pull over the side and I can't do his face I go like you said in your accent do it how you did it that didn't happen I don't remember that yeah yeah I swear to God I believe you I just don't remember I remember yelling out hey please help me and you Danelle me I went I Ram yeah yeah I run great you gotta love you guys you think you got enough guys we got extra meatballs over here if you want to run pretty good though yeah I really let me spit all over them but they're really good yeah they were good right before Bobby spit on it

Channel: All Things Comedy

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Id: zMvbnPlqEN8

Length: 9min 29sec (569 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 04 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/captain_caribou_]

The one with his wife and the Wheeler was also good

[u/GrueneMedizin]

How come D'Elia is so attractive to the ladies? He doesn't look bad, but he's not a supermodel either.