Bleach (S) Abridged Ep20 - "300 Episodes Too Early"

the following is a non-profit fan-based parody which is owned by tite kubo viz media studio pierrot and TV tokyo please support the official release look yeah this hollows Rukia Rukia Rukia yep hollows yep hey Rukia is that that a Pokemon go I see they're in your hands right now are you are you playing Pokemon guard now on the show McGuiness biggest on topical you'll be topping on the show bleach shots right now topical Pokemon girl yep well okay Rukia you keep playing Pokemon go and I'll go do my stuff bleach s a bridge where nobody knows how to make seamless pop-culture references what is the S for anyway II [Music] [Music] look at that you bankai in the dream you bankai for real dressed in our Sunday best let's get out of it bastard if you want to get along so badly then why are we fighting now you're going to be visited by three spirits Ichigo where am I why am I in Soul Society what do you mean three spirits you ask as many questions as ever what scatter senbonzakura yeah yeah do you why are you here why is undertale music playing again I am the spirit of battles one fear of being powerless in the face of danger it already settled our fight byakuya I beat you when you changed you see this scarf I'm wearing yeah I did not have this scarf before does that matter bankai what's your problem your face senbonzakura kageyoshi I'm gonna be having serious words with your sister byakuya that's probably not going to happen Oh why don't you just take a second to rest lay back regain your energy and die this is unbelievable how did I beat this guy before alright [ __ ] adds up huh oh you all right need a second good oh stop it stop stopping understood yeah yeah why don't we sit down talk next time you see Grimmjow ichigo kurosaki will you just sit down and talk with him with the man who skewered Rukia who threatened your friends okay but he's a different case than you please explain Krim jaws irrational good point I am definitely rational oh yeah Kuya why but time to be indecisive has passed total shock Ichigo huh if you wish for friends then befriend my blade huh what did you do to me how did you beat him jog my memory for me I can't remember in that fight I'm fighting byakuya I can only beat him because of the injuries you dealt him will controlling my body but not once did I ever get us thank you you'll drive boy son get sue to tears dare you say his name what do you think will happen just now Ichigo were you perhaps referring to the technique that you were granted by zangetsu the technique that you only vaguely knew how to use until you saw me launch it against byakuya the technique known as open the barrier kept the showers I'm gonna break this maggot doll know dealing with Mughal rule against a now soldier drop and give me 200 push-ups you ever even considered how many times I've saved your life I'm the one who's scared off grim job you defeated kampachi a fusing a sudden burst of my spirit energy and I saved your life from the wounds given to you by both him and Renji Renji Ichigo frankly your track record consists entirely of no names and people you catch off-guard at least I have a friendship you're right friendship really is the ultimate weapon however I guess that means you won't be needing this one get ready Ichigo it's about time for another spirit to come your way another spirit [Music] welcome to your inner world Ichigo how do you know my name I am the spirit of battles never fought great but how do you not fear of the unknown and you are who Arden you who you be you who be you who you I am an apparition of Korea leader of the bounce did you skip me that's ridiculous you skipped me lies and slander remember this place nanny you skipped me maybe a little a little only uh all of you and we don't mention you and we don't much care for you future it's really what I'm here for Katya I'm in the middle of a fish important to me you aren't stupid if you don't do the bound arc I cease to exist when this conversation ends yeah well think about it mean it means cut me a break I'm going back to fighting my inner hollow oh because he's real didn't say that you thought it all my years of service I've never seen so big full tang you've never tasted your cooking then Kensei Oh changing sappy friend why don't we all fight collectively instead of one at a time like this great question watch out for his everything oh look you woke up from that one pretty quickly and how was eyes in anyways I didn't see eysan this isn't a brave souls character draw you're supposed to be that was supposed to be eysan well it wasn't it was just an unpleasant conversation to paraphrase a once wise man for the next few minutes you're my [ __ ] master what Wow no wonder he talks about that day so much throwing you around his cathartic listen up amateur do you know why the King rides the horse no I don't it's because the horse has instinct the king is on top because wait hold on Kings on top because he has instinct wait then horse doesn't so if the person is instinct oh man I work through this whole thing earlier and it made total sense hey just give me a second I got this the King does not have instinct so the horse is on bottom because he has instinct Oh [ __ ] but then what is the King have ah [ __ ] it think fast did he just oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yet alternatively you could just let me help I'm a bro that way I think it's time to pass you to the final visitor [Music] okay they're pretty whole let's just chill out for a second we're almost out of time ichigo's hollowfication is almost complete that's such a badass word hollowfication the most badass of words all right where am I now what spirit is here oh no cappucci hey what do you represent I am the spirit of battles one fear of being powerless in the face of danger I am the spirit of battles never fought the air of the unknown I am the spirit of battles wicked Partridge the fear of God buzzer just watch you watch we don't have to fight like this this whole thing is in my head you know I hadn't thought of it that way so you're saying I should go for power cuz it wouldn't spoil the fun for outside real world made new plan what the heck are you supposed to be teaching me that's easy kid the reason you haven't been able to beat your inner hollow the reason you haven't been able to beat your opponent's without his help it's cuz you're reactive what are you talking about I'm not reactive have you seen the stuff I've done proactive as [ __ ] your family was in danger so you turn to Rukia Rocio is taken so you trained with quisqueya yeah can you beat you you turned to Yoda Aichi your inner hollow began to take over you come to the v-club what happens when the fight comes along where nobody's there to save you or throw a three day training arc on the table the point is the difference between someone who can draw strength from inside themselves and someone who needs to be protected comes down to instinct instinct but seriously if this place can handle full power me then let's rock this it stinked up until now I'm just let things happen I've been unprepared but I guess we can't be friends after all Ichigo no I'm taking back what's mine what's going on Ichigo I get it if I had just jumped in head first all those times fully prepared I wouldn't need your help makes me feel so alive hello you want to be my buddy here's a friendly reminder of what's gonna happen if you try to fight me again [Music] puffle this madman's gonna fire sir on streets like this ah how'd you make that very like ten million subscribers somebody looks like someone finally grew a pair I'm done getting kicked around you finally get that you need me huh that's adorable don't sweat it though go ahead and make friends with all the hollows you want as long as you kill them before they kill you I couldn't give a damn I'm not gonna get blindsided ever again not by you not by anyone only time will tell you can never be sure someday an opponent stronger than me may appear if that happens though don't be afraid to call me out done in the end I'll always be watching you Ichigo I've got everything riding on you like I always have so if you [ __ ] up I'll do what any good friend would do and take your body from you all oh what's your name my name is hold on air box hey there v-club are you doing yeah be club isn't so funny now is it no it isn't I'm glad I didn't do anything weird like bite someone's head off oh oh you're doing okay there kid I'm just gonna sleep forever can I sleep forever you can sleep forever I'm gonna sleep forever how did you beat him jog my memory for me I can't remember

Channel: Project Mouthwash

Views: 1,123,395

Keywords: Azure, Crow, TheAzureCrow, Semisoma, Voice, Acting, Horizon, In, The, Middle, Of, Nowhere, Fate, Zero, Stay, Night, Bleach, Transformers, Animation, Dubbing, Let's, Play, 3rdAndMain, 3rdAndMainOnline, Parody, Satire, GoStudios, Season, One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Yusei, Fudo, Comedy, Characterisation, Unlimited, Blade, Works, Digimon, Adventure, Abridged, Tri

Id: HWaiSRgSKQM

Length: 14min 29sec (869 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 01 2016