Bleach (S) Abridged: The Diamond Dust Rebellion

[Applause] what do you think is up there better question is why are we moving it across Maine hi boys report bored very bored good boredom is a sign of success excuse me lieutenant but what are we transporting it's called the owing it's like a brick it's so sacred it's a crime to even look at it so sacred they send a whole parade inside the disguised transport for nobody to watch sacred why does the soul king even own something like this sacred and why move it through the human world I on trial here it's sacred as butts go read a book there your birthday boy All Quiet on the Nimbus front Rangi Koo I'm gonna look at it oh boy gonna go up there and look at the owing so hard here we go Society says it's a crime but I think it'd be criminal to just sit here and obey what the man says I shouldn't should not look at always about the man huh I'm gonna do it oh don't do it I'm gonna fly right up there break open the side of that transport and take me in a big-league life full of sacred artifact yeah just like that cop dad yeah let's get him how are we supposed to fight we running today to them protect the Ewings whoa what do you want your tentacled Electric ball wizard go to hell roar dust bunny nobody breaks the law but me and even then rarely you should chill out ladies don't even let it be owing for some reason we should go to zero this sword is what are you supposed to be some kind of Christmas yet I see you've developed an attitude for those girls what are you doing with the owain still haven't noticed the truth that your fingertips have you Ellen asked you like Scooby tell merry christmas hitsugaya here captain who was that but face captain captain why are you giving me droopy eyes wait oh crap the cop that exploded everyone fan out and look for the yo een lieutenant rangiku what should we report to Yamamoto lieutenant tell him that Christmas was stolen [Music] it's not every day that a cloud crashes into a forest this is either a Christmas miracle or something nefarious is afoot [Music] hey anyone out there any weird cloud forest hollows holy [ __ ] is that EGU nobody's supposed to know we're here that god be kampachi I want his autograph I don't care what you want there's no forests hey I hear you know you don't are you guys in here yes no no then I guess you won't mind if I slash the air right here stealth force come on you're kidding me sorry mister Ichigo this isn't personal come on you guys can't even think you could take me stand down soldiers huh roll one of the stealth force when you want to kill someone don't let them see you just walk away Ichigo go home and enjoy the holidays ukitake told me I don't get days off what happened here oh I'm sorry I didn't realize that as a non-union Soul Reaper you were privy to all our information stealth squad has a private mission totally your problem right cuz you're above the stealth force right cuz you're just so damn important SOI Fon oh I'm Ichigo I'm outside the system I get to spend time with your wee Chi and my bankai makes me [ __ ] levels up fast I get it online my own business good I'm leaving and I'm taking the crime scene with me you're what greetings Kurosaki I detected strange juju and came immediately it's fine apparently it's none of our business Ichigo everything is my business huh did it just start snowing is that your game Illuminati tried to throw me off by raining down crystal meth hey you guys know the name of that truck that stabbed me it's a Gaea Christmas is but our investigation shows the main damage was done by two Arrancar and a Soul Reaper they stole the owing and then fled I see then it seems we face a dire problem Christmas itself has been stolen Christmas itself yes the all weight is responsible for Christmas I don't know how it does it it just does how else do you think four billion kids will get presents on the same night of the year their parents huh parents in any case I'm issuing an arrest warrant for toshiro hitsugaya how is he involved do you really need to ask that are you asking how the one guy waits all the laws frequently breaks the rules and disregards our orders and not to mention hates Christmas is involved it's just the same man who was right about Jen let's be fair he was kind of right about ghee as much as Kenan Groban wanted him to be well we're on the subject we're lucky the Groban didn't just wait a few months and steal the owing the hoe Kyoko is one thing but the owing a little number straight-up ends reality ah come on you can't really believe this captain dude on any other day I'd set you on fire for talking back to me as our laws dictate however tomorrow is Christmas Eve and I'm feeling festive instead I shall imprison your whole squad whoa that's an overreaction sir ah go teach some Boy Scouts to identify medicinal herbs you hippie rangiku are you okay I can't imagine how you must feel right now words fail to describe my despair but that's all words do why does Yamamoto think Toshiro hates Christmas cause his birthday's on Christmas I thought his birthday was Christmas Rukia so nobody ever really celebrates it something bad happened on his birthday a long time ago too but every time he tries to tell me about it he sort of just zones out and just thinks about it Runge kutte is Toshiro Jesus no Renji he's not just checking good huh Wow where am I you're in my room it's December 23rd Ichigo nice Quincy sheets why did you capture me non-union Soul Reaper captured you [ __ ] saved your life thank you very much what are you talking about saved me from what they should call you the captain of easily succumbing to single wounds you collapsed in the forest my gut was impaled you asshat what else look we're having a big holiday family dinner tomorrow night do you want to stay while you're healing sorry but I don't observe your commercial holiday you corporate sheep just what is your problem with Christmas you were muttering about it in your sleep - fine whatever you're just sitting here all day tomorrow and listen to us having fun through the walls I swear we put you and easy two in the same room you [ __ ] found your own hipster country or something how much do you know about what's going on Ichigo not a damn thing SOI Fon told me to buzz off whoa so you don't know anything what's to know nothing what nothing obviously there's something zero hmm oh man I'm so tired all of a sudden better sleep fam sleeping get out ah Soul Reapers you guys are just made of drama good night you bringing headache happy flashbacks [Music] all right time to settle Christmas once and for all I take it back you should be the captain of rude accents is this how you show gratitude just Josh grobin hang out I'm not telling anyone where you're going I'm uh going back to soul society leaving your captain's coat behind and going dressed as a Christmas Jedi not likely Ichigo it's none of your big you think it looks like a Jedi too so that's not just me none of your business what I do I have a habit of making things my business get out of my face man there are three things I can't tolerate capturing my friends insulting my mom and being a nut job on Christmas so is this a nutcracker I see before me what do you even know Toshiro don't touch me yo Socky what's wrong with you in the state you're in the only place you should be going is a blood drive I'm fine you are not fine the man says he's fine he's not and also who who are you not that it's any of your business but I'm Cindy and I'm Lou who Cindy Lou Who I'm bleeding out here I don't have time to listen to you three a quick idiots wait whose side are you on there are no sides things repeated Cindy Lou I know you two don't have any idea who you're attacking brought really wouldn't he's still alive I warned you and we'll take you down together okay you pissed me off you and your turtle paste fireball getsuga that's right you run no wait to zero don't run give it up Ichigo what the hell kind of friend would I be if I just left you to suffer dickbag hmm Shiro glad there's no way you could have known don't beat yourself up how could you just let Tokyo escape like that get off my case if so fun had just told me he was missing this wouldn't be an issue I hope you learned your lesson all right Ichigo seems to think he's just enter the universe Kurosaki next time we'll tell you there's a small uprising of lieutenant tyr Arrancar in south america right now yeah why would I care Yeah right what's that Ichigo you think I should put on captain hitsugaya vended car ng don't ya captain ready yo it's got his blood on it I'm pretty sure you're going to jail now stupid eat you know what don't be anyone's help I hate today it's a shame to hear you've been discovered was it the stealth force no sir it was an orange haired brat with a meat cleaver should we head back to kill him he seems to be Toshiro's friend that's absurd toshiro hitsugaya is incapable of having friends he asked him to stay with his family for dinner Toshiro does not have friends Lou whatever you say boss it was a great idea coming to Keith's gate for helping off I feel like we might have picked a bad time how does anyone sleep like this gotta go even better than Aizen hmm why is it that he can say Josh Groban's name and we all can't we all I'm sure he'd tell us if he was awake does anyone know anything that would lead us closer to hitsugaya don't worry about it Ichigo detective Rukia and detective Renji are on the case oh are you it was a dark night a cold night ichigo stared at me with angry eyes cold eyes angry cold eyes right well you keep me updated I could tell right away this Christmas he was an evening of murder no yo to ichi you wear the hat this time hello ma'am i'm here to ask you a few questions hi Renji my own announ kotuku here Renji doesn't have the clearance to enter your barracks quit dodging around the questions Tut's okay where were you the night of the 23rd defending the transport from the attack so you admit you at the crime scene I hit her now I would he used to bust this case if only I knew what would come next we thought Renji had an actual lead Rangi gu sorry about this it was a dark night a cold night a dark cold night I was Renji I'm a detective I stay sober for Christmas and you take me to a library this is an outrage I like libraries captain kyoraku have you seen this I haven't picked up a book since we got here and you know it would you like some gin to take the edge off that traitor can go right to hell ruining one of my favorite drinks wonderful there's an error in his student roster there's a student at the academy who isn't in our records but only shows up here hey now did you know there's a whole bookcase over there what books about how much fun I'm not having his name was Kusaka he was a friend of Toshiro but disappeared when he completed his ritual to acquire his zanpakuto seemed central 46 had him executed for some reason or another sounds like them later killed you for any little thing not for excessive drinking habits you try to say something feel like you're trying to say something no not at all look no no I'm gonna go get some Red Bull I need some chemical pumping through my system or I'm gonna pass out it's sir if I can't have alcohol I'm getting caffeine taurine 390 percent my daily recommended intake of vitamin b6 stupid now make me go go get my own Red Bull not like some company it's cold you know [ __ ] cold none you're not gonna let me have a gig or BOM I bet I mean god bless her are better now looking out for my health but it's like you're okay with red wolf and for me I feel like someone's trying to serve me something good to see you captain shunsui kyoraku is it not a beautiful night for revenge now you see here the mask-wearing lunatic popping up in an alleyway making your way to bother me well I'm out for drinks with you stupid man standing there with your cape you're dumped yes of course tell me what would soul society do if they were to find a captain slain by her admirer so soon after Toshiro fled hey che how the heck did he choke I managed to take down cuticle and call shenanigans shall we put that to the test you'll never get me if I'm on this side of the early court I don't want to go in we've got to it's itsu gaya he'll kill us you sure she kayo named Kira wait him down his ice he'll just make more all right captain hitsugaya we're here to escort you back to the seireitei please escort oh yeah I'm sure all these soldiers are here to carry my stuff for me their insurance against what come on Captain you know you can be you know where are you [ __ ] last time I saw you you were helping get escaped the Central Command chamber you got played like a fiddle well he almost murdered Momo this isn't the time to bring up Momo hey don't even get me started on you how's big buddy toastin treating you they're hisagi man you're one stellar judge of character I better listen to the guy who's so committed to the cause he wouldn't even use his shikai against you me chica coz he's such a frickin hippie ouch I don't know why they sent the two lieutenants with the worst history of critical thinking after me but I'm not going back correct me if I'm wrong captain but wouldn't the worst critical thinker in Soul Society be Momo them's fightin words [Music] out of my way Kyra I'm gonna rip his eyes out just say sorry Auggie you really like hurting your friends don't you Toshiro Soni what the [ __ ] Merry Christmas hisagi I got you bakudo number 62 Olympic pool Mirage let's just your reflexes captain he flashed up the way Betty flashed at right back into it captain you're in no shape for this as soggy didn't mean what he said it's not my fault this brat keeps hurting all his friends it's not like they ever died set upon the frozen heads I hate you a soggy [Music] it was a cold night and I was still Renji the crime scene glittered as I stepped upon it a beautiful contradiction of the events that had transpired this must have been hearing Maru he was right just the breaker we needed I need 20 cc's of bourbon stat no now captain ukitake why are you here I practically live at the hospital now de Chirico overdose in vitamin b6 yet or any other B vitamin captain ukitake a lieutenant and now the damaged kyogoku's body appears been dealt by hewn Maru the zanpakuto of toshiro hitsugaya how the heck did Toshiro managed to take down cure aku I call shenanigans so last night Kyoto coup was rendered comatose by damage from hearing Maru oh man he got mo mode did do Shiro really turn rope of course not anyone who thinks that is dumb Toshiro's all talk plus he's a guy beating anybody in an important fight not happening it was Kira and his Augie more likely but still unlikely dudes not weak he's just got Lancer luck not to worry everyone soon we'll get to the bottom of this Christmas mystery it's Christmas everybody got that by now it's Christmas as you all know it is now Christmas morning now apparently children around the world still receive their presence I guess parents are a thing one though I was born this old that said I still feel Christmas is an imminent danger I hereby issue an execution order for toshiro hitsugaya gum Ria's sigh all right all right I'm issuing a bead up order I said they don't here actually intend to go to the real world and look for those I mean I just have so much paperwork you are the laziest captains I swear Ichigo big news for Renji hey is that great why is that great jazz man now we can smack him a bunch of interrogating with our fists oh right you don't like doing kicks a Soul Reaper way broke my house on Christmas huh it's you two Cindy and Lou who were you expecting so you're the meddler who are you a visored no do I know you know why the mask I am vengeance behold not your in Maru sit upon the frozen heavens ah tomorrow there's no escaping this chain of events interloper my name is Ichigo sure what the hell be still my beating heart Toshiro ukitake and byakuya kuchiki in my laboratory why it must be Christmas finally decided to submit yourself for experimentation have you trust me my there are things in my body even you don't want to see we believe the criminal may be related to Toshiro's graduating class however we are but mere men who can only read one book at a time plus a reading is boring reading is very boring gentlemen what you're asking me to do break into soul society's restricted archives and brick half a dozen of our ever so sacred laws just to pull up some just the old reports are you saying you can't do it can't do it why jushiro my body buddy I merely mean to say that I didn't realize that it was a Tuesday wiring a single book when I can read every book I hate to break this to you but if you're trying to frame Toshiro you've already failed he got into a fight last night so close to the attack I killed a coup everyone knows he couldn't have done both ah damn it well Plan B I'm going to destroy Christmas as if I'd let you Toshiro toshiro hitsugaya and Kusaka you have both drawn the zanpakuto spirit yo and Maru frighten us we command that one of you should die hold on here you're gonna make me fight my best friend on Christmas on my birthday yes we're all we're working on Christmas we're cranky we're the law and the law says one of you die [Music] sure what are you doing Sokka are you all right aah what are you all doing we're dueling for Jordi Maru central 46 talked it over and decided to let the birthday boy have it they said and I quote we're vindictive not monsters but they're monsters we all know they're monsters then take your tomorrow and let me go I think we both know what the other part of this order is quran me well happy birthday Toshiro I hope this is the gift you wanted yeah Toshiro I hope that every time you look at a calendar and see December approaching if you remember this what did I just see you're the guy from the just now thing yeah that's when a Christmas that's what a shoe a society that's why your framing and that's why he hates Christmas and it's his birthday and no one remembers it oh my god this moment explains so much well no there's obviously no way I can let you live recent to death oh I understand why you can do this now that settles that it's time I bring about my Christmas revenge eliminate the girl how dare you kill my backup boyfriend oh this is nice you came to visit us for Christmas what's cooking up a turkey dinner well it's kind of a turkey night I guess it's more like chunks of building shaped like a turkey son got you I figured it out that guy's an old friend of Toshiro's who he had to kill on his birthdays last Christmas I take it something's been happening outside I haven't really been watching should I set an extra place at the table no white sounds like he's not staying yeah I know she rose running away because he's upset his friend got hurt and doesn't know how to deal with it Kusaka is getting revenge for soul society [ __ ] him over man do I understand these guys sounds like someone's got to get out there and save Christmas I don't know zangetsu everyone keeps telling me that this has nothing to do with me does anyone else know the stuff you do oh there you go should I give Ichigo if present before he goes you uh you want to swear I played is it made of building it might be thanks son gets ooh but I've got to get going this just became my business all right see you got new years I guess [Music] get out of here yeah about time you joined the conversation sorry I've never been very good at breaking the ice your resilience has been shocking but we're just getting fired up by this point master Kusaka we'll have begun using the owing to strip soul society of more than Christmas the what to do what what's Lee owing why don't you try trash-talking him I the human world will you'll hear handsome hollows oh nice job why are you such a [ __ ] around the holidays [Music] [Applause] [Music] finally nobody will ever come looking for me and whatever this place is supposed to be ancient warbird City ancient war Minh City finally we come face to mask to face to [ __ ] hitsugaya see anything you like kohsaka it was you and you have a scar for no reason I've come back to take revenge on Soul Society for what it did to us for spoiling your birthday for tarnishing Christmas the members of central 46 that sentenced us to duel they were killed by Josh grobin our legal system was broken and it paid for it no no that doesn't click with what I'm going for still doing revenge why can't you let it go well for starters I stole this that's not something I can really go back on I also murdered kyoraku [ __ ] I've seen you fight you can't murder a turkey sandwich Toshiro I think you're forgetting something I have the owing the thing that is illegal to look at you want to be bad I kind of want to be bad do you want to see it kind of do ya we're so bad Toshiro you're getting weird the Owen can manipulate time Kusaka we could use it to go back and prevent your murder I'm over it so Cheryl I feel like you're not over it [Music] lieutenant Matsumoto there's a disturbance on socio Khalil yeah soul Society of course we are we will destroy this place for what it did how did the only revive you anyways not important very important using your bankai Toshiro you can open up the owing and claim unlimited Christmas power my life will be avenged your birthday will be purified sounds dumb and the Soul Reapers will be annihilated forever that sounds like a rump in good time run the full butt smacking certain to titillate ikkaku yumichika and me too ah it was a cold night oh you all made it here before the stealth squad typical so you're the one who was erased from the records here it comes at the academy will anyone erase from the Academy doesn't exist in my world back off mother ami captain hitsugaya is getting in my way the plot thickens you wouldn't understand what do you think to get Sagat ten shows three tops dad to America al Quincy to your demise American scum Nishida each it away now who's this guy I have absolutely no desire to introduce myself to mouth-breathers such as yourselves you may call me death destroyer of dumb what if your arrows it hit me you fired five [ __ ] million Kurosaki my arrows are like my theories 100% OnPoint fools I was merely the brain of the operation allow me to introduce you the muscle with all due respect Christmas spirit from beyond return to your world feel the wrath of my 40 big heart Kurosaki I don't know what's happening here but I wager you need to choke a [ __ ] his K has opened the path for you to go to Soul Society well we mean we opened it at his house he's still a bit predisposed no oh yeah yoruichi why did you even voice - she has a knife No he works hard probably give it up to Shiro you're only making things worse for yourself and what are you gonna do about it me nothing every other Soul Reaper in Sarat a showing up at the same time probably something give it up to Shiro you're making things worse for yourself that's what I'm saying and what are you laughing at isn't it obvious every Soul Reapers gathered in one place making destroying you even easier oh then eh yes that is a very funny in an ironic kind of way huh you're all going to perish here eliminate him Jessica Tessa [ __ ] my life everyone back down we have news Ichigo you thoughtless nitwit what are you doing don't you start with me so fun it's your fault this got this far are you blaming me for this go to hell just bent you emotionally-stunted half ninja where's your mom don't write him a paper bag don't you exercise to zero took me 5 seconds and I wouldn't even look at cell squad dimensional since your sock is alive right your reputation and yet soon both of you shall um are you going to just keep on going [ __ ] you get bent you're done I'm sorry so I fine I just feel really upset today yeah me too your girlfriend's cool man you stay away from more he may oh you guys are dating just rattling the cage Rukia hey what's going on here someone getting executed again you know how I feel about Christmas executions I want to be there to personally give my blessing why not your aku's with you hey there sever Duggar Happy New Year y'all but Barry alright Kusaka hello we've never met but it's nice to see you gone Ryu sighs she kikuna Yamamoto come to kill me yourself jeez what's with the full-name are you my mother but nah I'm not come here to tell you you're off the hook central 46 is dead and I'm calling the shots I'm off the hook yeah not really a whole lot of reason to kill you recently you've been crazy but I mean you didn't deserve to get killed in the first place that's Asaka doesn't really Sokka just listen to me Cooke was what like for that that was your last chance what are you doing well captain what's going on you didn't betray us course not bond Kiku I don't understand don't you hate Christmas as much as I do I'm a captain of the 13 Court guard squads I became a captain when mine left so that I could change the system from the inside and prevent another case like yours from happening again furthermore stopping people like you and Josh grobin it's more important than some petty grudge we have a truce with him for Christmas though so right now we're kuchi then why did you run away hitsugaya yes why did you lead me on three reasons first is that I want to stop you myself have you deserved to be man for the same place for you not for two sucka and what's the second reason I thought I saw the owing you guys are the stupid law about looking for it if I let you catch me I've been put on trial and wouldn't catch Kusaka in time for Christmas I understand how he feels if chattery should have went down this path I chased them to the ends of the earth and straighten them out no matter what anybody said you don't have to tell us you would we know kill sure I'll never forgive you for this that's fine I never forgave myself if it's come to this if you don't use your bankai - and we now use it myself I'll destroy soul Society Christmas and your birthday you idiot you need a bankai to be able to control the owing you can't you're wrong - Shiro I can do it now how explain that [ __ ] for me you ready to do this I'm shocked that you all still trust me after everything Hey kind of friends would we be if we just left you to suffer kickback let's finish this Christmas Jedi style call overwhelming power the power to erase words the power to create life I have become very purple it's looking like a very big grasper ah this isn't nearly enough to treat my sunny nightís I knew you you're the Cowardly murder - gotcha - yong-jo - med sneak attacks will work on me if that was a sneak attack then you can call me sir rocky see here cuz I'm gonna sneak-attack I love business I've had enough of this it was awesome what would Christmas be without a proper tree celebrate gaze upon your debacle our soul Society Cindy and Lulu right hello Lord Kusaka we were defeated sir Quincy hit us with a stupid amount of arrows damn straight idea that worry not I'll give you a proper burial the ornaments upon was tree of death [Music] because of okay I retract my previous pardon everybody please kill Kusaka right let's go because if the holidays weren't depressing enough your merriment is no match for me detective detective Master Maori yes it would seem the worst case has come true what do you mean is it but your bankai can't control the owain properly so it is creating a space that is encroaching upon the rest of reality if we don't act quickly it may cover the entirety of Soul Society well match above krill yeah sure all hey bro huh maybe wake up please quickly Oh froggy COO what happened your old friend went postal would you believe me if I told you that he was nice before before some old guys murder a fight him I can believe that man I think I like your new friends more than your old ones Toshiro find anything out partner yes the night is no longer cold yo Luigi what are you doing here Keys case said me movie needs more yoruichi all right Ichigo I've got a plan oh well you're different now no something calming you down so I fond o gee I wonder what it is shut up straightforward enough split into familiar units climb the castle separate Kusaka from the owen save Christmas I'm familiar with your Ouija we're here too I don't much care for this new aesthetic in soul society the Academy got fraggle blasted Soul Reapers it's time to save Christmas yes we can't fly right now huh is that what I think it is Cindy Lou Who I'll be damned if I can't beat a fireball Oh Reggie you're kidding me Reggie son time I can't even defeat a fireball I'm less than a non-canon fireball suburbs all right II need to go probably stronger than a filler fireball kurosaki and Brooke your cutest bucks but this isn't the time Kurt Sookie you get up there a fireball though a fireball stay out of my way Cindy sit upon the frozen heavens swatter versus electricity bad call stay close to me so far you know it Lizzy oxide huh it's starting to bother me here flash that can fit in sticker is coming [Music] nice like that it's a Christmas miracle got an idea man heelas dumb it was dumb come on guys what can we do murder grandma's grandma let's murder grandma let's mark Rasmus you go down I won't let him hurt Christmas rukia okay I'm calm now also we're [ __ ] how do you figure doesn't it take the Royal task force to handle even one of these guys that's kind of a thing we just say sometimes dance so I know [ __ ] are your game I get you're dreaming of a white Christmas Michael they're coming back to life jugo death means nothing here this is some great nonsense I'll open the suggestions the only enemy that matters is goose akka then he's up there right I could fly up there with my hallo mask on you'll only have 11 seconds a lot like the menos Grande that's something I only seem to say I bet you could clear an aesthetic path if you used that we always seem to lose our memories after these things so I don't mind showing you to my secret skill time to Christmas like a hurricane yo sabe kill so much no matter how long can they come back ha Oh [Music] senbonzakura at one point or another I was responsible for each of your imminent deaths now we are even you were here what were you doing waiting to do this now fly fly you fools save Christmas [Music] ah [Music] Oh knock-knock who is there it's holiday spirit let's do this we're not out of the storm yet stay on cars our targets the star of this Christmas tree Thank You sucker dragons are enjoy I'm coming for you sucka this is not a [ __ ] five sorry but this was so easy my left eyebrow hasn't even blend yet getsuga judge yes I feel like we've done a lot today very useful us they did it which means it's time I'm sorry Kusaka now the real battle begins the battle you really came here to have [Music] when was that next year Cindy and Lou are vanishing it's just them good luck [Music] Koshiro are you ready for what comes next I've been ready since the day he died Ichigo you know if chattery shoulda did go this way I don't know if I'd forgive myself so that's it is it this again yeah this again don't tell me you chased me just so we could repeat this dead moment I can't save you from yourself Kusaka but I can give you this I see this time it's our choices now huh [Music] like this again what can't we both Yuri my eyes government is so stupid society is stupid draw your sword to Cheryl are you talking about they want us to fight for your tomorrow then let's all join modis I speak up please I had forgotten all I could remember was the pain of betrayal not the crime I committed that day I can't suck all this time you've remembered your birthday is the day your best friend tried to kill you that sort of became a mental scar it's funny kind of think about it you lived your life and moved on but for me it only been seconds Kusaka yours did go by it didn't help oh yeah you know talking like this doesn't really click what I was going for happy birthday Teixeira Merry Christmas Kusaka [Music] Hey [Music] this sentimental diatribe serves to remind me only of the nuance sadness that one feels only around the holidays Merry Christmas to you too big brother hmm well that was fun hell of a way to spend a Christmas though I don't know joining with everyone you care about laughing and fighting and conquering old grudges that sounds like a wonderful Christmas to me I guess I hope Toshiro will be all right oh he will for the same reason that Kusaka didn't come to him in the first place whether he likes it or not Toshiro surrounded by new friends who care about him an obstacle that even the Yowie couldn't take out of Kusaka flag this stupid thing is what all this fuss has been about why does this even exist no idea yes the soul King got bored you guys a useless bigger head that's the kind of dumb stuff II do heydo Shiro something just occurred to me correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it illegal to look at this thing wouldn't somebody blatantly disregarding that rule really piss off society hmm that's right take it in stick those eye holes all over that little golden beauty the man says you can't that man ain't my man man we are being so bad right now we are so [ __ ] bad right now anyways tashera what do you say you come back to my place and have that Christmas dinner what's so funny sorry but I don't celebrate your commercialized BS holiday man why don't you go back and put your collar on a corporate lapdog [Music] you where are you murder why can't I find you why have you gone oh where is the laughter to use to why can't I Oh swing [Music] my world is changing I will dream does lat dirt change choose to what what happened hmm well back to Aizen vechta oh I have sleep apnea

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Id: G2G7lt6dZcc

Length: 50min 43sec (3043 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 24 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/Boringx3]

"I call shenanigans"

Just glorious.

[u/[deleted]]

"That was so easy my left eyebrow hasn't even bled yet!"

Goddammit.

[u/Blales]

I have to work :( but when 6 o clock rolls around this is so what I'm gonna do first.

Edit: LETS MURDER CHRISTMAS

[u/FlutteryOne]

CHRISTMAS CAME EAR-... on... time?

[u/xenonisbad]

Very Kenpachi Christmas everybody!

[u/_MakisupaPoliceman]

What is this?