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ICHIGO: Hey! Come back here! I was talking to you with my sword! ...So die! Everything turned out Hōkikay. RUKIA: Ichigo, that's lame. ICHIGO: What's really lame is agreeing to go on
a date and then being all, "Let's fight Hollows~!" That's my you. RUKIA: We compromised. ICHIGO: That's not a date, Rukia; that's volunteer work. Listen up, kid. I gotta send you to Soul Society. It's a nice place - full of peace, and tranquility, and Kenpachi-- I mean your parents... Boop, got your everything. Must we lie to them every time? RUKIA: Company policy; gotta follow union rules. ICHIGO: Next time, let's go on a date that
doesn't involve me killing anything, okay? RUKIA: Oh you big baby, fine. If it makes
you happy, next time we won't kill anything. Oh, what? Hey, funny story... Just heard of a place. No killing. ICHIGO: No spirit work either. RUKIA: Absolutely... ...no killing. ICHIGO: What the hell is all this?? RUKIA: Code White! Call the police! ICHIGO: Nani? RUKIA: "Yes, we're the police! What's going on?" There's weird things everywhere. "Ma'am, have you tried killing them?" No sir. Ichigo, you heard the cop! Do some killing! ICHIGO: NANI? RUKIA: Quick! Ichigo! ICHIGO: What are these things, Rukia? RUKIA: I don't know, Ichigo. I'm drawing a blank here. ICHIGO: That's it; they must be called "Don't Knows"! Or "Blanks". It's one of those two. RUKIA: Ichigo-they're-giving-unwanted-hugs! ICHIGO: Will you learn some manners, you creeps?
Hah! I'm reconsidering not killing them! SENNA: Way ahead o' ya, spikehead! They cut like butter! Ha-ha! RUKIA: Ichigo, get her. ICHIGO: Hey! I just met you and this is crazy, but what's your number? RUKIA: Her; not her DIGITS! SENNA: Back off, Stranger Danger; I've got a job to do! ICHIGO: But afterWAAAAAAArds! Gah! Rude! SENNA: Today's forecast calls for OP Shikai skills, AND A STRONG CHANCE OF ADORABLE FILLER! ICHIGO: So uh, what would, Soul Society do in this situation? RUKIA: Execute everyone involved. ICHIGO: Let's do the opposite. SENNA: No hard feelings about the number. It's my policy not to hand my number
out to guys with *giant meat cleavers*. ICHIGO: Listen, you! SENNA: ...Yeah? ICHIGO: Thank you for your help! I hope you have a nice day! RUKIA: That sounds about right... KISUKE: Oh, what; you think I know what's up? "Oh, Kisuke knows everything." "He can't be trying to stop Aizen from
using the Hōgyoku to do terrible things." "Let's bother *him* with more stuff." ICHIGO: But you do know? KISUKE: 'Course I know; I'm Kisuke. They're memory-devoid
things that gather round a jewel called the Shinen...j... j-j... ...Shinjen...j-j-j-j-j-j-j... ...Memory Rock. HITSUGAYA: Sounds underground. ICHIGO: Why are you here? HITSUGAYA: Kisuke's outside the system! A man with a mission! A rebel without a cause! I dig his vibe! KISUKE: Yeah you do! High fiiive! ...Nnno high five? ...Nay-say on the high five-vay. TESSAI: Boss! We should tell them about
the danger the Blanks pose to reality! KISUKE: I mean... We could... ICHIGO: Kisuke! KISUKE: Ichigo Kurosaki. To uncover the truth about the Memory Rock,
you must search deep inside yourself. HITSUGAYA: He's lying. ICHIGO: 'Course he's lying. KISUKE: Go ask your dad for help. I-I mean, your dad is not a Soul Reaper... Uwaaaah... ICHIGO: Then he was all, "Yur dad not a Soul Reephur!" SENNA: He sounds really... difficult. ICHIGO: Would you believe he had a way
to train me for Bankai and didn't tell me? SENNA: Unn, so about this Memory Rock? ICHIGO: Not sure if it's a big deal. Blanks are dumb. SENNA: Kinda sounds familiar. ICHIGO: You probably can't help. SENNA: I don't know. Seems like something I'd know about. ICHIGO: I think I'll ask Renji. SENNA: Alright, Stranger Danger; whatever you think is best. ICHIGO: Yeah, Renji probably knows. SENNA: Hey! Can we go to that Ferris wheel? ICHIGO: Probably not. Rukia and I have this datey thing going on. SENNA: Really? ICHIGO: It's like... I propose somewhere nice
and she brings up something she wants to do... ...and then we do what she wants
and she calls it a compromise. SENNA: Sounds like a relationship to me. ICHIGO: Yeah, well, it's probably a temporary thing. SENNA: Thanks for the meal, Stranger Danger. I'm going home. ICHIGO: Soul Society? SENNA: (Laughing) Yeah! ...Duh! 'Cuz I'm not, like, like a... fake Soul Reaper, ha-ha...! Ah, graveyards... Nature's Google+... People are there, but no-one's alive! JAI: Surprise entrance! SENNA: BACKFLIP BACKFLIP BACKFLIP! JAI: Hello m'lady, don't be afraidy My name is Jai, and I'm just the guy
To take ya back, to my villainous pack SENNA: Well to be fair, I do *not* care! JAI: Now don't be coy, my little toy
I have the skills to pay th-- (slice!) WAAAAAAAH! ICHIGO: Heard rhyming this way. Heard rhyming this way.
I'm not a fan of rhyming. Heard rhyming this way.
I'm not a fan of rhyming.
Try haikus instead. RIYAN: Looks like ya fucked up, Jai. BENIN: You really screwed the pooch. BAU: You tell 'im, Vic! RIYAN: Don't talk, my boy; you sound like a Scot. BAU: Okay. JAI: Help, I command! He cut off my haaand! RIYAN: Nah, brah; you got this. JAI: Dammit! ICHIGO: Hey, come back! Oh, bad sport, man; come on. SENNA: Why'd you come find me? ICHIGO: I had a question about the Memory Rock. SENNA: Oh yeah! I've got a theory about that thing. ICHIGO: Do you think... Chad would know about it? I feel like he's the kind of guy that knows things about things. You find anything out, Kisuke? KISUKE: The Hōgyoku can be used to create Arrancar. Aizen must be building an army.
An attack on your town may not be far off. ICHIGO: Kisuke, get with this! I'm on about the Blanks right now. Aizen doesn't matter this week. [Kisuke hangs up] [Dialtone] Everybody's rude today!
[Dialtone] SENNA: So, let's say the Blanks show up again today. ICHIGO: We talk it out. SENNA: They have the intelligence of rocks. ICHIGO: Wait... talking rocks?
Memory Rock-- talking, sentient... (Gasp) The Memory Rock is a sentient being! SENNA: Whoa! Hey, nice theory. ICHIGO: But whooo~ could it beee...? SENNA: Gooood questionnnn... ICHIGO: Maybe it's this kid! SENNA: Ichigo, this kid's a soul. ICHIGO: Yeah, well, yeah I have days that I'm reaching here; I admit it. SENNA: Let's help find his parents! He can be, like, our son, and you're the dad, and, I'm the mom! ICHIGO: You're... ...Mom? SENNA: You okay there, tiger? ICHIGO: Mom... not the river! Run! Mom! TOMOYA'S DAD: Thank you for finding my son. We can finally be at peace. Son, you're grounded for dying. UKITAKE: Ichigo, give us Senna. ICHIGO: No. UKITAKE: Dooo iiit. ICHIGO: Nnnno! UKITAKE: She's the Shinenju (!) ICHIGO: She is? Right! Duh! That makes sense! Why have I been stupid lately? Also, still no; I know what you guys do to people. RENJI: YOU... have an excellent point! RUKIA: Nonetheless, she's gotta go! ICHIGO: Rukia, don't make me execute you! RUKIA: Ouch (!) Why are you being so defensive here? SENNA: So, I've got some thoughts on the matter... RIYAN: Sorry to interrupt, but we have some crime to perform! MATSUMOTO: Who are these guys? HITSUGAYA: Hipster wannabes! SENNA: Thaaaat's grooooss... JAI: Hey there kid, remember I did
You cut off my limb, this time I'll win ICHIGO: That's getting old real fast! JAI: With Blanks in demand, you should give me a hand! ICHIGO: Cheater! Cheater! Cheater! Cheater! SENNA: I'm gonna hit the flying guy; he looks super-unimportant. GANRYŪ: Sorry to burst your bubble.
I'm a boss with a capital B. ICHIGO: Senna! GANRYŪ: Thank you kindly, Reapers. UKITAKE: The ancient clan that demanded Seireitei
for Bad Guy-Con and was exiled from the canon material... ...The Dark Ones. RUKIA: That's what this is about? SUÌ-FĒNG: Also, "Dark Ones"? Was "League of Not Nice" taken? GANRYŪ: Laugh if you wish. Revenge shall be ours! HITSUGAYA: Get back here! Why did I chase them?! GANRYŪ: I'm sure every one of them died. Let us take our leave. ICHIGO: Hah! [♫ Envy On The Coast - "Sugar Skulls" ♫] Sorry to burst your bubble, but Senna's not going anywhere. GANRYŪ: Or what? What will you do? Single-handedly kill me and stop our master plan? As if. Get him, boys. ICHIGO: Let's just skip to *this* part! GANRYŪ: Surprise spear! It's a spear you didn't know you wanted! ICHIGO: Huhg-uggh...! SENNA: Stranger Danger, no! ICHIGO: Senna... I'm... so... sorry...! I suddenly can't fly! SENNA: ICHIGOOOOOOO-- HUUH! HITSUGAYA: We got this!
UKITAKE: We got this!
RENJI: We got this!
SUÌ-FĒNG: We got this!
MATSUMOTO: We got this! ICHIGO: [monotone] Help-I'm-falling. RUKIA: I've got you! ICHIGO: Don't... execute... Senna... KISUKE: This movie needs more Yoruichi. There, I said it. ISHIDA: These "Dark Ones" must be some sort of covert group...! Specifically hired by Soul Society to perform their undercover work...! Posing as enemies in public! ORIHIME: Where do you come up with this stuff? CHAD: Mr. Hat Spirit Man... ...why do you not take your considerable
powers and Zanpakutō, and save Senna? KISUKE: Uhh, because that would be... You know, if I went to the... I have obligations to... Oh, look; a jump cut! RUKIA: Ichigo, I thought we were gonna go on a Ferris wheel. ICHIGO: You wanted a Ferris wheel date; I wanted to save Senna! We compromised. There it is - the entrance to the Valley of Screams.
That's where they took Senna. Let's go! RUKIA: No stopping you now, is there, cowboy? ICHIGO: I'm going. While I'm gone, try to get help from Soul Society. RUKIA: I'll give it my best shot. ICHIGO: Just stop stalling; I've got some falling to do! BIG SPLASH RUKIA: Now, to convince Yamamoto to help. How hard could it possibly be? MAYURI: And that's my list of reasons
why we absolutely *should not help*. YAMAMOTO: Those are good reasons. SUÌ-FĒNG: Let's listen to those reasons. MAYURI: I feel... like we're all on the same page right now! RUKIA: Excuse me, everyone! I need to speak with you urgently! YAMAMOTO: Don't make us execute you, Rukia. RUKIA: It's about the girl that Ichigo found! YAMAMOTO: Ichigo found a girl! That's wonderful! Pity you two didn't work out, but these things happen! RUKIA: The Dark Ones, Captain Commander. Th-they're doing... I'm... it's unclear, but it's definitely a thing. It's probably important since we're in widescreen. YAMAMOTO: A "thing"? I take all things equally seriously. We must act! UKITAKE: This again? YAMAMOTO: Listen - this Is how Soul Society deals with its problems! Flaming animals! UKITAKE: *Nowhere*... in our laws, does it state that. YAMAMOTO: Yeah? UKITAKE: Yeah. YAMAMOTO: We should change that. RUKIA: They're gonna blow up the Blanks. RENJI: Yup. RUKIA: Let's stop that. RENJI: But I mean if they're shooting Blanks, then there's
nothing to worry about! Bha-hahahaha-hahaha, ha! But seriously, we should help them. [♫ "We Don't Care" ♫]
[A parody of "Be Prepared" from The Lion King OST] GANRYŪ: ♫ I see you've decided to join us! ♫ ♫ A pity for you, I must say ♫ ♫ If you're not one for pain, fear or suffering ♫ ♫ Then sleeping is where I would stay ♫ SENNA: ♫ You stupid butthead! Just what are you planning?! ♫ RIYAN: ♫ How dare you address him that way! ♫ GANRYŪ: ♫ Riyan, down boy! Be respectful ♫ ♫ Just relax, dear, and I shall explain! ♫ ♫ What we plan is the fling of a lifetime! ♫ ♫ A congregation of Blanks and youuuu ♫ ♫ Dimensions fold over, as in Blanks you're covered ♫ SENNA: ♫ Your dumb plan is stupid! ♫ GANRYŪ: ♫ Well, nobody asked you! ♫ ♫ You might say we're foolish, we'll gain nothing for it ♫ ♫ Destroying the world has no use ♫ ♫ But as long as this valley is there ♫ ♫ We don't carrrrrre! ♫ RIYAN: Be prepared? Be prepared for what? GANRYŪ: For the collapse of a universe! RIYAN: Well... well who does that help? GANRYŪ: Us. RIYAN: I'm not sure I'm on board... GANRYŪ: It's a bit late to back out now. Stick with me, or I'll punch you right in the face! DARK ONES: Break the world, break the world! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha! ICHIGO: SENNAAA! GANRYŪ: It seems we have a guest! ICHIGO: I'm here to save Senna! GANRYŪ: Well, you can't. She's ours, and we're keeping her. ICHIGO: Not on my watch! GANRYŪ: The joke's on you. You're not wearing a watch. ICHIGO: Oh no, you're right! And STUPID! GANRYŪ: If I'm so stupid, why do I have Senna? And henchmen? Looks like you're stupid! ICHIGO: SENNAAA! ORIHIME: Kisuke, we should help him! KISUKE: We don't have Spirit Bodies. We can't go help him. CHAD: Mr. Kisuke, you're a Soul Reaper; you can help! KISUKE: I said, we don't have Spirit Bodies. We can't help him! ISHIDA: You're entirely capable! KISUKE: No, I'm not! Shut up! ORIHIME: This is the part of the movie where
supporting characters are all supposed to go help! KISUKE: Yeah... like that's gonna happen... JAI: Over here, Ichigo! MUE: Over here, Carrot Top! BENIN: Looking the wrong way, brat! ICHIGO: Stop surrounding me, you cowards!
DARK ONES: (Laughing) ZARAKI: [distant] WHAAA, HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! AAH, HA-HA-HA-HA! [normal] ERRRAAAARGH! You guys look wicked strong!
I hope the one I'm fighting isn't the WEAKEST! HITSUGAYA: Ichigo! We came to help you out! ICHIGO: Who are you? HITSUGAYA: I'm Tōshirō Hitsugaya! ICHIGO: That explains nothing; I've never met you! HITSUGAYA: No, we did. In the Shop earlier! ICHIGO: Yeah, okay. So, like, are you a Captain or what? HITSUGAYA: Yeah! So who here do you know? ICHIGO: I know Baldy and the flamboyant guy. IKKAKU: I haven't forgotten being tricked, longhorn! AYASEGAWA: I prefer the term, "fabulously aesthetic". MATSUMOTO: And of course, you know us! ICHIGO: Nnno, no! No, I think I would have remembered you. HITSUGAYA: Well, uh... Nice to meet you properly... But... Save the world. ICHIGO: Gotcha! Cover me, little Sephiroth and friends! IKKAKU: Time to raggle us up some thoughtless varmint! This isn't battle; it's *sport*! MATSUMOTO: Take this. And this. Aand this. Aaand this. Oh hey. Growl, Dust Bunny! Ten points for the poor man's Senbonzakura. AYASEGAWA: I hope nobody unaesthetic shoots an arrow at me... *shoots unaesthetic arrow* Good thing that hasn't happened. SUÌ-FĒNG: You looking for this? You must
have been absent for an archery test... You missed your mark. BENIN: Hmph!
SUÌ-FĒNG: Bloosh! You just messed with the wrong ninja master, Perps! BENIN: My name isn't "Perps"! I'll have you know my full name is-- SUÌ-FĒNG: No-one cares about filler
names, hon! *Oh*, and one more thing? One more hit, and you're *dead*! BENIN: Please! Like you're talented
enough to hit that exact spot again! SUÌ-FĒNG: Aagh! BENIN: I've seen your second season! BENIN: I've seen your second season!
SUÌ-FĒNG: (Yelling in pain) SUÌ-FĒNG: (Yelling in pain) BENIN: Who cares about names *now*? SUÌ-FĒNG: Fooled you! BENIN: WHAT?! SUÌ-FĒNG: Ninja master! BENIN: All I ever wanted... WAS FRIENDSHIIIIIP! YACHIRU: Kenny~, why do we get the stupid one?! ZARAKI: Because... life hates us. MUE: [d] You have no idea of the pain that awaits you... Hu-hu-hu-hu-ha-ha-ha! See? Pain beyond anything you've ever experienced. ZARAKI: Stupid! Dumb! Lame! Cowardly! Stupid catch! Oh, hey! There's writing here! MUE: Wait... there is? What does it say? ZARAKI: It says, "Property of The Worst Fight Ever". "RETURN TO SENDER"! MUE: Ugh! 'Don't panic, Mue. Just use your--' Huah! Ah shit! Ah shit! Ah shit! Ah shit! YACHIRU: (Laughing in background)
ZARAKI: [d] No, you can't run. That's not how this goes down! MUE: You're gonna murder me! ZARAKI: Well, yeah! But it'll suck for
*both* of us if you're a baby about it! MUE: Fuck you; I'm Mue! ZARAKI: You're named after a cow noise?! MUE: Take this! ZARAKI: Oh, hey. You got a pretty cool sword, bruh. Urgh! Pity that your sword had more thought
put into it than this movie's plot...! And that it's wielded by such a BITCH! MUE: Gotcha! ZARAKI: The fuck? MUE: Die, you monster! ZARAKI: (Distant sinister laughter) MUE: I wasn't even supposed to be here today! ZARAKI: (Laughing)
YACHIRU: (Laughing) HYŌRINMARU: DRAGOON! Oh! DRAGOON! Oh! RIYAN: Tell me you've got more than that, me boy! You ain't got nothin'! Me Mom's Haggis has more punch than your wimpy ice attacks! HITSUGAYA: You guys are leeches! You think you're insisting on some kind of change... ...but in reality, all you're doing is expressing your distaste [...] RIYAN: Speak up, laddie! It's hard to hear over the infinite
resonance of cannons that just won't QUIT! HITSUGAYA: [...] you're the worst kind of hipsters! Oh shit (!) RIYAN: Well there you go, Riyan; you did something
productive with your day. You deserve a nice hot bath. HITSUGAYA: Freeze! RIYAN: Huh? HYŌRINMARU: DrrrrrrrrRRRR RAGOOOOOOON! HITSUGAYA: It looks like... you're shooting Blanks. RIYAN: Hiuh?! HITSUGAYA: So DIE! RIYAN: Wow, Riyan; you did your best, lived a full life... Your only regret is never having found true love! HITSUGAYA: 'Cool guys don't check if you're frozen.' 'They just stand there and turn the other way.' JAI: Coming at ya! ICHIGO: Get out of my way! BAU: HOME RUN! ICHIGO: (Yelling in pain) JAI: Look, kid! I won't even pretend,
your mission has come to an end! RENJI: Ichigo "Hasn't Used Bankai 'Cuz He's Dumb" Kurosaki! Grab on to my snake! ZABIMARU: (Shrill roar) ICHIGO: I've grabbed your snake, Renji! Now what? RENJI: Just stay still while I thrust my snake into *these* guys! ICHIGO: Thanks, Renji! RENJI: Way-to-help-Rukia-good-team. RUKIA: I'm here for moral support. JAI: Better watch out! You'll get injured this bout Such a quaint damsel, about to get trampled! BAU: Eraaaaaagh--! Ooouch! Aaaarraagh! ICHIGO: Urrp! GANRYŪ: [d] Go back, child. Senna's not here. ICHIGO: She's not my girlfriend! GANRYŪ: [d] Whoa there, tiger; didn't say she was. ICHIGO: Senna did nothing to deserve this. Let her go, you... guy! On another note, I never know the
names of anyone who's the BAD GUY! GANRYŪ: Perhaps my *true form* will enlighten you! ICHIGO: No, that didn't help; I don't know who you are. GANRYŪ: Ganryū? Out of the Dark Ones? Exiled from Soul Society? Was it not a big deal; or, like, didn't, it not make the papers? ICHIGO: Here I go... This sword of mine is burning blue!
Its loud roar tells me to destroy filler! Bankai! Tensa Zangetsu. GANRYŪ: This battle is so intense, the animation can't even handle it! ICHIGO: Don't flatter yourself! GANRYŪ: And look at *this* power I have! And I can do *this*! Doesn't this all make me so... interesting? ICHIGO: Hurk! Ya-ta-ta-ta! GANRYŪ: Escape that, did you? How unexpected! ICHIGO: No offense, but you're trying
*way* too hard to be three-dimensional. GANRYŪ: How dare you. Look at how awesome my powers are! ICHIGO: Well I admit... that you've got cool TRIIICKS, ugh! Core concept! It's generic at best. Guh-hagh-uh! Uwaagh! GANRYŪ: Looks like it's over... A thousand years ago... my Clan was banished by Soul So-- ICHIGO: Ugh, *stop*, stop doing backstory, pleeease! GANRYŪ: SHUT UP AND LISTEN! ICHIGO: Blugh, huu-uhh! GANRYŪ: All I have is this tree; this tree and me are tight. As long as I have this tree, I don't need canon friends! ICHIGO: Idiot. You wanna know why I don't take you seriously? It's not the scar, or the overbearing armor, or the white hair... That's part of it, but it's because your whole concept is, "Look at how evil I am! I'm gonna kill everyone because I can!" This one time, Senna ate a sandwich. I'm not kidding here when I say that makes Senna
*a million times more relatable than you*! Furthermore...! Blanks are STUPIID!! SENNA: Ah... Huh? ICHIGOOO! ICHIGO: SENAAAAAA!! AAAAAARGH! HURRAAAAAAARGH! YAMAMOTO: Are they winning yet? UKITAKE: It would seem they are. YAMAMOTO: Hmm. Seems like a good time... Chicken Stick, go! UKITAKE: Commander-- YAMAMOTO: CHICKEN STICK, GO! HITSUGAYA: That crazy old man fired the Chicken Stick! The whole world is collapsing! ZABIMARU: ROOAR! RENJI: Well, buddy-no-name... Feel honored that you're one of the two things my Bankai ever kills! ZABIMARU: (Shrill roar) BAU: I regret my indifference to soldier practices! Yeowww! RUKIA: Sode no Shirayuki! First Dance, White Moon! JAI: WAAAAAAAH! RUKIA: Sorry for the cold shoulder. I tend to give icy receptions. Wha... Whoa, what the hell?! JAI: Don't be so crass, my chilling lass. My frozen display invites me to play
With this generous skill. A hundred to kill! RUKIA: Dammit! ...What? Brother! BYAKUYA: Corpses laugh too loud
You should understand your place You have no last name
Now fall deep into my heart pit! JAI: His grim outlook is too heavyyyyy! BYAKUYA: If anyone gets to execute you, Rukia, it will be me. ICHIGO: SENNA! GANRYŪ: Hey! What part of "no" don't you get? If I can't reason with you, I'll intimidate you to death. [Ichigo and Ganryū grunt/growl at each other for 14 seconds] 'When I was a child... I dreamed of opening up a bakery.' 'Isn't that (an) interesting backstory?' ICHIGO: Knock-knock. Tree landlord. You're evicted. SENNA: Uh? ICHIGO: Hey Mom-- ah, sorry. I guess I'm still doing that. SENNA: Get me outta here, Stranger Danger. ORIHIME: Let's say you go in and kill *one* bad guy... KISUKE: *For the last time*--! Hey guys, check it out. It's a shot that was
in probably every commercial for the movie. ORIHIME: It's pretty great. KISUKE: Yeah it is. Look at that tasty pan. And here's our hero... standing triumphantly, he got the girl, one happy ending, absolutely. UKITAKE: We beat the Dark Ones... ...and I can't help but feel like the CHICKEN STICK WASN'T NEEDED! MAYURI: I feel the Science Division is largely responsible for this victory! Good job, Science Division! ICHIGO: And down we go! ORIHIME: Oh... another girlfriend, eh... ISHIDA: The motherfucking Chad approves. SENNA: Ichigo... we've got a major problem (!) MAYURI: The two worlds are going to collide! Science Division! *Start sciencing*! KISUKE: If the Valley of Screams is destroyed, the two
worlds' gravity will draw them together and they'll collide. It'll destroy everything. ICHIGO: Now you choose to voice what you know! KISUKE: Rude! This just became more dangerous than Aizen, you know. SENNA: Whoosh! ICHIGO: Senna! SENNA: I can fix this. I'm the Memory Rock! I can use the Blanks! ICHIGO: Have I mentioned that the Blanks confuse me? SENNA: Ichigo, I don't know if I ever really existed. I'm just a bunch of memories stuck together. If I do this and disappear... it won't matter to anyone. ICHIGO: Senna... that's not true. SENNA: It was fun being a Soul Reaper for
a while. I'm glad I got to meet you, Ichigo. ICHIGO: Senna, please; you don't have to do this! SENNA: Only I can. Nobody else gets how this whole thing works! ICHIGO: Stop it! SENNA! MAYURI: With the Memory Rock destroyed and scattered... ...the worlds are being pushed apart by the inverted gravity. I'm not complaining, but... that's seriously not how gravity works! Good job, Science Division! SENNA: Ichigo... Where are we going? ICHIGO: The graveyard. Nature's Google+. Remember that? SENNA: Everybody's there... ...but, no-one's alive. Hu, hu... Why are we going there? ICHIGO: I wanted to go out. You wanted to know if you existed. SENNA: We... compromised. Oh Stranger Danger... You're so cray-cray. ICHIGO: Do... you remember your life? SENNA: Yeah. I remember my Dad... ...and that Dad... ...and a bunch of other Dads... ...and getting married looking like someone else. Yeah... I totally remember stuff. ICHIGO: Sounds like... you had a *rich* life. SENNA: My gravestone would be over there. Whose name is on it? I can't see anything anymore. ICHIGO: Your name is there. "Senna", um... "Thornton"... A last name, see? That proves you must have been real. SENNA: That's a really generic-sounding last name. K-Kinda sounds like, something... someone made up on the spot. ICHIGO: But it's definitely... 100% yours. SENNA: Thank you. I-- I'm gonna miss you, Stranger Danger... ICHIGO: Yeah... Me too. RUKIA: Hey, tiger. Maybe this'll help. Kisuke says that all memories of Senna,
the Blanks, and the Dark Ones are gonna disappear. Sorry about your girlfriend. ICHIGO: Even if I forget her... right now, I still remember... ...her voice is still there. Rukia... ...that dress looks like an eggplant, it's ridiculous! Also - graveyard?! What's up with that? Why are we here? RUKIA: A Hollow must have *lured us here*! ICHIGO: Rukia, not everything is a Hollow! Some stuff is Aizen! [♫ Rob Thomas - "Little Wonders" ♫]
[♫ Let it go ♫] [♫ Let it roll right off your shoulder ♫] [♫ Don't you know ♫] [♫ We will only just remember how it feels ♫] [♫ Our lives are made ♫] [♫ In these small hours ♫] [♫ These little wonders ♫] [♫ These twists & turns of fate ♫] [♫ Time falls away ♫] [♫ But these small hours ♫] [♫ These little wonders still remain ♫]
