Blackadder Season 2 Episode 5 Beer Reaction

hey folks how's it going we're checking out more black adder hopefully you guys have a fantastic day i really enjoyed the last episode man i think my favorite part about the last episode was percy like in the bed like dressed up like i don't know what's like a a medieval [ __ ] or something the only thing was missing like his face wasn't covered up baldrick being like freaking like doing a little hip thing like a hooker trying to get trying to get some more tricks to come over and the bishop guy i thought he was fantastic i love that his poker was always always like ready and hot i'm like how but it was great he like he stunk just like baldrick always looks like he stinks that guy really looked like he just looked filthy i like how gross he was and how he admitted to being like this gross disgusting like depraved like thing and how much he enjoys uh when people don't pay and stuff it just was it was a good character but yeah man that is it let's go and jump to this folks we'll talk about it more in the end [Music] i'm not straight man it was totally nice of you to ask me to share your breakfast before the rigors of the day begin well it is said percy that civilized man seeks out good and intelligent company personally however i like to start the day with a total [ __ ] remind me i'm best be through me edmond you're in good fooling this morning i was the man of a thousand faces so how did you come to choose the ugly mug you've got now i touched my lord and don't say touch either it's only a short step from touch to hey nonny nonnie and then i'm afraid i should have to call the police but aren't they the most frightful boars yep but they have one great redeeming feature their wallets are yellow cases that an elephant scrutum and just as difficult to get your hand at least until now for tonight they wish to discuss my inheritance hey nonny nominee my lord good news i'm not surprised your breath comes straight from satan's bottom the only sort of mouse you're going to catch is one without a nose get that all the way kick at the door oric i would advise you to make the explanation you were about to give phenomenally good you said get the door not good enough you're fired my lord i've been in your family since 1532. sir is syphilis now get out by the gross there was a messenger outside when i got the door says the queen wants to see you lord melvin is very sick really yeah last night is about two o'clock i was tucked into bed having this absolutely scrummy dream about ponies when i was awakened by a terrific bagging from lord wow i never knew he had it in him it's true i promise groaning and letting off such great and fruits and flappy woof woofs i can't believe one's tiny nose the truth is lord melchitz just can't take his aid there's a black guy here who can't take his ale he's famous for it i am yeah that is still exciting the boys are getting tough very cool you have last night then a whole half pint of potato juice on the contrary i had two flagons of claret and a double helping of curried turtle i can assure you it's no holds bad with us at the annual communion wine tasting [Music] why i got fed up with the all-mouse diet my lord i thought i'd try a cat for variety well done and i'm returning to the real world and you have a knife yeah good because i wish to quickly send off some party invitations and to make them look particularly tough i wish to write them in blood will you be wanting me to cut anything off uh an arm or a leg for instance i would load now a little prick should do you do not go check your junk off so well my lord i'm your bondsman and masturbate i forgot to say bold again i made a little prick on your finger i haven't got one there forget it thank you my lord right now purse how's this list going oh very well indeed i thought we could invite my girlfriend gwendolyn sorry no chicks who else [Music] said it does look a teeny bit like trying to get out of it quite the wrong impression mom i just want to make it another night that's all certainly not certainly saying he doesn't want to have his nappy changed out her mind well that case is even more important that he has a bath i know why you want to get out of it because i remember the last time you had a party sometimes i think about having you executed just to see the expression on your face [Laughter] right now let's make sure you've got this we are having two parties here tonight right right and they must be so good at being bad crazy firstly a total piss-up involving beer time broken furniture and wall-to-wall vomiting [Laughter] [Music] turnip surprise we had a surprise we came across a turnip it was exactly the same shape as a thingy ironic my lord because i've got a thingy that's shaped like a turnip yes yeah i hide in the vegetable rack and frighten the children what fun perhaps you've forgotten that i'm meant to be having a drinking competition here tonight with lord melchett and ten thousand florins are at stake oh dear what do you mean well firstly you haven't got ten thousand florins and but just in case it's true yes all right it's true so the plan is when i call for my incredibly strong ale you must pass me water in a nail bottle have you got that yeah when you call for ale i pass water your job is to stay here and suck up to my aunt uh i think you can trust me to know how to handle a woman uncle hunt greetings how nice it is to see you oh my god vicky child don't lie everyone hates us and you know it now may i introduce my friend lord pessi well well well eddie you didn't tell me you had such a good-looking aunt good morrow to the gorgeousness i know what i like and i like what i see uh yes well well i hope you had it those outfits are ridiculous did i say inheritance i mean if you just like to help yourself to a legacy chair you have chairs in your house oh yes wicked child the chairs are an invention of satan i shall have my turnip as god intended fine boric hello would you fetch my dear aunt a raw turnip please well we've only got one just do it you gotta give it a dick-shaped one oh my god will you have your turn at my store as god intended he will not answer you he has taken a vow of silence i believe that silence is golden why are you talking inheritance i trust you have invited no other guests certainly not good for where there are other guests that are people to fornicate how with go and tell them to fornicate off uh yes uh well lord whitehead uh a vow of silence that's quite an interesting thing hey chick alex now that sounds a bit rude doesn't it that sounds a bit like bump how much is a late icy to avoid the early drinking oh melty you really are a beginner you're not even wearing a pair of comedy breasts oh contraire becca well let's wait till we get down to the serious drinking chat shall we note [Music] [Applause] good evening uh lads uh this is lord melchett [Applause] uh give him a large one will you large one way get [Music] a it dress still on sorry he's sick still got the titties on buddy have the brain what he is trying to tell you is that you appear to be wearing a pair of devil's dumplings it's getting rather cold no thank you cold is god's way of telling us to burn more catholics well what which reminds me auntie don't call me auntie plant is a relative and relatives are evidence of sex and sex is hardly a fitting subject for the dinner table or indeed any table said perhaps a table in a brothel season falling off your chair well now what was i saying oh my god i'll turn it my lady [Laughter] very good very good no none of that takes me right back to our wedding [Laughter] if night had raw turnips that night [Applause] back in a minute how's he kicking percy from so far away yes is he throwing something wrong well thank god you're not come on now now take a deep breath better yes good mind you i'll say one thing for catholics they do have natural rhythm [Music] i notice you're not drinking begunner oh don't you worry about me well since i'm holding my own here hey holding my own now that sounds incredibly rude yes well i never went to university of course [Laughter] yes [Applause] do you know that man no he called you edmund i know him oh yes i do then can you explain what he meant by great booze up i got nothing yes i can my friend is a missionary and on his last visit abroad brought back with him the chief of a famous tribe his name is great boo he's been suffering from sleeping sickness and he's obviously just woke because as you heard great booze up and i think i'd better just go and visit him first over to you yes how about some sort of game it is bowel bashing a brew guaranteed to knock the backside off a concrete elephant is it not baldrick no it's [Laughter] you did call for your incredibly strong almost yes that's right oh that's a relief i thought i'd made a mistake oh my god he's right in his water oh come on lads let's give him a real drink oh fine bums up wait bums sounds a bit like bomb doesn't it drink back at ya drink say goodbye to the money oh that your inheritance depends upon your not drinking and not gambling oh yes damn percy the devil farts in my face once again not mentioning farts was also a condition shove off you old trout how dare you speak to my husband like that i'll tell you we're leaving this way [Applause] [Music] whoa another stripper and the mail stripper oh yes this is much more like it oh [ __ ] and she's come dressed as the queen [Applause] [Music] yes i know who you are who you're merlin the happy pigs [Applause] [Music] oh come on sounds almost exactly like oh no it sounds a bit different but like you pretend to be drunk so i get it although he sounds different he's in those notes a little too hard i wasn't sure until her little head dress thing or whatever came off but i was like is that miriam because she looked familiar then at the end when it kind of came off her hat thing whatever came off a little bit i was like i think that might be miriam so i have to look that up because it looks like her but you know i could be wrong i really did enjoy this episode i thought this was a really good episode there are a lot of a lot of funny stuff podrick was funny with all the dumb stuff he was doing what's that chicks i can't think of her name the one who always sits next to the queen like her giving like advice like child advice it had nothing to do with the situation that was a funny scene too the christian auntie and like the husband what have you it's so funny how you can like correlate almost anything with like sinning and i had auntie who was that way like god rest herself but she was that way she could correlate anything um with sin and because i remember i used to draw like demons and stuff like that and my book says i like to you cause when you draw monsters there's like nobody can tell you is wrong you know what i mean especially like we're like demon creatures that's one of the reasons why i used to love drawing it because you can do like a lot of shading and all that jazz and it just looks creepier and grosser or whatever there's no limitations tossing magazine or whatever and i had an entire sketchbook like full of these creatures and i remember she said uh the devil was tapping into when i was sleeping and he was having me design this book and when i finished it was going to open a portal or something freaking crazy and when they took my sketchbook away from me and they destroyed it they prayed for me and they destroyed the sketchbook like that's how serious she was and my mom was like i was religious at the time too but i was like hardcore this round was maybe 14 or something and my mom was pretty religious as well and she was like kind of really list her sister was her um older sister she respected what she had to say in regards like no god and all this type of jazz and my mom was like we got to do this honey she's right like she hasn't been wrong about anything else before and i said one day she destroyed my sketchbook but she used to correlate anything everything was like a hellworthy trespass anime hellworthy trespass i watched when she i was watching pokemon she explained to me why pokemon was bad everything dude just about anything certain shirts like if you have like a like a i can't remember the exact thing she explained my brother had like a polo shirt with a little guy on the horse and she was talking about how like it represents something like like the the the horsemen of death or some crazy i can remember the whole thing but she would correlate everything to like a hell worthy trespass and that's for those people like romney of course they're way more extreme and goofy but still like there are people who are like that who can like i said correlate anything to like hell i said i'm talking it's all that's all i can think of i enjoyed the episode alright guys that is it man that is all for this one hopefully you guys are happy safe and healthy i'll see the next one later

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Id: H97H_9ivTDU

Length: 17min 37sec (1057 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 21 2021