Birds of Prey Pitch Meeting

[Music] so you have a movie for me yes sir I do I was thinking we could do a birds-of-prey movie featuring Harley Quinn Oh like she's gonna have a cameo no it's gonna be like 90% about Harley Quinn and how crazy she is oh it is yeah it's gonna be like Harley Quinn the movie oh and also by the way birds of prey well okay then so what happens in this thing well Harley Quinn and the Joker broke up so now everybody that she wronged wants to kill her since she no longer has his protection oh yeah there are just people coming after her left and right it's chaos very exciting yeah and I really want this to focus on Harley Quinn but I did think it'd be cool if we had like a little Joker cameo right yeah I got your email about that I actually made a couple calls got the ball rolling amazing people are gonna love that they sure are I wasn't sure which one you wanted though so I went ahead and got mur what hi guys super excited for this wow wow wow wow what is what is going on I got to one of the Joker's just like you wanted if you wanted Sal you should have specified say okay I meant like the Joker like the Jared Leto Joker oh now that you say that that makes a whole lot more sense oh whoops whoopsie all right Murr do you think you can find your way out sure super easy barely an inconvenience okay that's my he stole my life yeah he's stolen all right bye-bye II so could we get jared leto that oh yeah no I don't want him figuring out my new address it's gonna start sending me weird stuff again oh yeah that's probably smart what about Batman we're gonna have like a Batman cameo no but we are gonna have Bruce so like he's gonna show up as Bruce Wayne no Bruce is a hyena named after Bruce Wayne oh so this movies like crazy crazy yeah yeah so what's the deal with this hyena it's gonna be there but then it's not but then it is again I love it anyway so one of the people that wants Harley dead is this bad guy Romans Ionis and what's his deal well he's evil isn't Harley Quinn like kind of evil as well yeah but this guy's like over-the-top evil to make Harley look better to the audience got you and this guy's Ionis is like running the show and got them now in terms of crime where's the Joker out of town or something I don't know Florida what about other famous Gotham villains like penguin or Riddler or Mr Freeze well sir this is Gotham but also you know extremely not okay so the sionis guy captures Harley and he wants to cut her face off cuz that's a thing he does Wow but also he wants this diamond that has like a valuable code in it so Harley's like don't kill me I could go find the diamond for you where's this diamond inside a child oh my this little pickpocket girl Cassandra Cain steals the diamond and then swallows it after being arrested so she becomes just the most adorable plot device and so this bad guy agrees to not kill Harley if she could go get the diamond he does and then also sends a bunch of bad guys after it to if he wants her dead why is he doing that why not just kill her while he has her because she's the main character right of course so anyway Harley goes to the police station to get this girl and just destroys everybody with a beanbag launcher with what look like a beanbag launcher it shoots confetti - it's really fun don't any of these cops have you know guns apparently not so then she goes to get this girl out of her holding cell who the cops not follow her there they do not so then all the cells open and Harley has to fight a bunch of criminal oh man how is she gonna get out of that situation they all take turns attacking her instead of ganging up so she's able to fight them off pretty easily very considerate of them it is so then Harley brings this girl to her apartment cuz she doesn't want the bad guys to cut her open she just wants her to poop out the diamond Oh valuable poops are tight yeah yeah isn't she being hunted by everyone including the police yep she is so then the police bang on the door why would she go to her apartment unclear and then someone shoots like a rocket at her place why did she go home so then Harley called sionis to be like all right let's meet in an abandoned theme park cuz that's my brain what happens to all the people that were just attacking her apartment I'm clear so she goes to this amusement park fun house thing and she gets attacked by this cop Renee Montoya oh is she one of the birds of prey she is and she's wasted cuz stuff hasn't been going well for her at the police station so I guess it'll be pretty easy for Harley to knock her out actually they go blow-for-blow it's a very even fight hasn't Harley been knocking down massive criminals with relative ease how can she not fight one drunk lady well Montoya is a more prominent character which makes her harder to fight okay anyway then the other birds of prey show up - and who are they well there's this one named Huntress right and the diamond actually belonged to her family and they were all killed and she trained for years for revenge Wow sounds like this should be her movie yes super interesting story for sure really captivating stuff so so why isn't this her movie well she hasn't proven her marketability yet oh yeah that's right shove her in the background for sure then there's also the singer lady who betrayed say onus and she goes by Black Canary wow so the whole team's together the whole team's together so then sigh onus shows up outside with like an army of bad guys oh yeah so a bunch of them run into the building to fight these women well how do they checked themselves from all the gunfire well these first few waves of bad guys don't actually use guns why not because then the main characters would die right but that's what the bad guys want right yeah but that's not what I want so it's just gonna be hand-to-hand combat at first well ok then so after they beat up those guys who for some reason we're dressed like the band Slipknot they all stroll out of the funhouse feeling pretty good about themselves isn't sionis standing right outside with a bunch of bad guys he is so they all get caught off guard did they forget he was there yeah that's actually something I learned from the writers a game of Thrones turns out you could have characters just kind of forget about massive threats they knew about just moments before well if there's one thing those guys know it's how to write an ending so I'm all-in great and so now the bad guys use guns so you know it's really dangerous yeah I was gonna be hard for them to beat them actually it's gonna be super easy barely an inconvenience oh really yes he Black Canary uses her superpowers and knocks everyone down with her voice what yes she has superpowers is that something we established or knew about during the movie we did not know I mean she broke a glass while singing but that's about it how come she didn't use that power as soon as she saw sionis show up with all his men I don't know fair enough so anyway then Harley chases tyonne is cuz he stole the valuable constipated child and they blow him up with a grenade Wow Wow so what do you think well it sounds insane thank you and I mean Harley Quinn is one of our most popular characters right now so this is pretty much a guaranteed box-office hit hey guys it's Ryan here hope you enjoyed that pitch meeting if you did like it we have a lot more of these on the channel and you can let me know in the comments section what other movies you'd like to see these for don't forget to Like and subscribe and all those things maybe share it on Facebook and Twitter and as always check back soon for a new pitch bye bye [Music]

Channel: Screen Rant

Views: 2,541,840

Keywords: Harley quinn, birds of prey, margot robbie, joker, fantabulous emancipation, suicide squad, huntress, renee montoya, black canary, black mask, roman sionus, victor zsasz, cassandra cain, gotham, batman, impractical jokers, murr, cameo, dc, dceu, mary elizabeth winstead, ewan macgregor, rosie perez, plot holes, bad, honest, Funny, super easy barely an inconvenience, ryan george, screen rant, screenrant

Id: t8Dba8p94Jc

Length: 6min 7sec (367 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 09 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Vimri]

Did they really just let a ferret into the set for a joke?

[u/Batman903]

Great