- Number one show in
late night trash bags. You know what we got every
night, illustrious guests. Right. Coming to the table
tonight, we've got Bill Hader from the series "Barry." You know what I'm saying? I'm very excited because he's
one of the few guests whose name I can actually pronounce. "Barry." [APPLAUSE] What up? [INTERPOSING VOICES] Hey, what up? [LAUGHS] He was like-- like he was going to say your
name and then you come out. How was the bodega? It was great, man. Did anyone harass
you in there? No. I tried to steal the
little sponge, you know, that they use. For the money? Yeah, for the money. How is your life,
now that you've got the amazing series "Barry?" Oh man, it's good. I just, last week,
like finished it. Like last week, when I
directed the episode, we did the color correction,
the thing, and it was done. It's the thing where
you get, OK, cool. Now what? Then you look around and
you're like, uh, nothing. Was it like-- The little saxophone
players over there. Yeah. [LAUGHS] [INTERPOSING VOICES] Little, yeah. Fievel, Fievel from
fucking "American Tail" is over there like, [HUMMING]. He's like (SINGING)
somewhere out there. Out there.
[HUMMING] [SINGING] Somewhere out there Oh! He's a Russian immigrant. Oh, a Russian
immigrant and a mouse. He's like (SINGING)
this is my house. And then ISIS drags him away. Yeah, ISIS, the
little, small ISIS. What? All right, all right. Come on, come on. Get out of here.
- Guys, come on. Come on. You're going to the
smallest prison. [LAUGHS] But it's Showtime, so it
ends up like soft core sex. Yeah, they immediately
just start fucking. Yeah, immediately,
they have actresses that you're like, I've seen you
in better shit on the internet. [LAUGHS] Yeah, why is Fievel
getting a pretend BJ from Jennifer Lawrence? What is happening? Wow. Oh, this is weird. Beastiality. [LAUGHS] There's a lot of
stunts on "Barry." Yeah, yeah. Are you all
bruised up from it? Yeah, that was a good segue. Yeah, fuck a segue. Fuck a segue. We're not even making
a show at this point. That was some good
stunts on "Barry." Yeah. Hey, you be doing stunts. How does that work? How does that work? Like you do it yourself or like
you got some broad doing it? Oh, you got like some
girl doing all your stunts? [LAUGHS] I do get questions like that. Like I love coming back to
New York because the thing. The minute I walk out,
it's like that guy. Yo, wait a minute. Hey, you got a girl
doing all your stunts? [LAUGHS] Bro, bro. As I'm walking. Bro, there's no way
you did that thing with the window
fucking thing, when you jumped out of the thing there. Jumped out the window. That wasn't you, right? My cousin did that
once and broke his neck. How did you do it? No, he's dead. [LAUGHS] Broke his neck, bro. Spinal. Broke his neck, though. So you know my cousin? Wait, what? What? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sal. Sal.
- Sal. You know Sal, right? Yeah, Broke Neck Sal. He's Broke Neck Sal. That's my cousin. Funny story. That's how he broke his neck. So you went to prison? [LAUGHS] No, I wasn't in prison. Who are you? This is about a stunt. This is an Uber pool. Yeah. [INTERPOSING VOICES] Like, oh. And then, yeah, I'm
waiting for my car and then his phone lights up. I gotta pick someone up. No - it's you! No. No. That guy Vil. I love it. The stunts, yeah, there
are a lot of stunts. [LAUGHS] I just try and do stunts. So I would assume
that, at this point, you were sick of talking. I mean, great show, but are
you tired of talking about it? No, no, I like
talking about "Barry." Ad nauseam. No, I like talking
about "Barry," but the questions
I get, like, yeah. Like man, this is so wild. What a crazy concept, though. Where did you come
up with this idea? You know, or like,
what would Stefan and Barry say to each other? I'm like, I don't fucking know. Like oh, come on. The guy dressed as Stefan in
the corner like, I'll leave? OK, I'll go. Get the fuck out of here. [LAUGHS] Has this show
put you in therapy? Oh, I was in therapy
way before this show. Oh, oh.
[LAUGHS] Bump it, man.
I love therapy. Ah Ah Ah Now, you guys are
just showing off. You got insurance.
Relax. Yeah, we got
that SAG insurance. Yeah, you know
what I'm saying? That shit is hittin' boy. Oh, man, it's great. Yeah, it is weird, though,
because I do have a therapist. And I'll go and the therapist
will be like, I love the show. You know, and that's weird. Yeah. It took a while for my therapist
to figure out that I was on TV, because I was dancing
around it for so long. [LAUGHS] And it's like one of
the medical billers, or whatever, was like, that's
Mero from "DESUS & MERO" She was just like, oh, OK. She's like, oh. And then the tone changed. So I think I might have
to switch therapists. Yeah, no, it's weird
when they suddenly know. Yeah, it's like, I saw
you on the side of a bus. Yeah. Like, oh OK, cool. Now it's like a weird
Tony Soprano, Dr. Melfi type of situation. Yeah, and then they
just totally don't hold you accountable for anything. Yeah, I know. They're like, you're
a great person. They're like,
fuck that person. Yeah, you know what? Your wife is a bitch. [LAUGHS] How dare she ask you to go
to Passover after you had to work two nights in a row. [LAUGHS] That is incredibly rude of her. That's highly specific, but-- Highly specific, but-- [LAUGHS] As a PA, have you seen any-- Man, he has all the questions. You don't do shit, man. [LAUGHS] [APPLAUSE] I'm-- I'm-- He's drinking, asking
all the questions. [LAUGHS] He's like, so hey, uh. So anyway. You like stunts and-- [INTERPOSING VOICES] I'm going to get this
thing fucking rolling. Kind of how interviews work. I like it. I mean, I don't
make the rules. I like it. This is generally
what happens. Yeah, you keep
the thing moving. I like it. So have you gotten a
chance to take in the city? Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, this time, especially
when I was doing "Train Wreck," it was awesome. Did you get a chance
to take in the Bronx? No, I have not had a chance. Yeah, you know what it is. Writers get ready. Yeah. I'm like-- He's taking someone
to [INAUDIBLE] projects. Hi. [LAUGHS] No, that would be fun. Yeah. No, but that's about it, man. I remember the first time
I ever came to New York. I don't know if I
told you this story. First time I ever came was in
'96, and I'm from Oklahoma. And I came up out of the like-- oh my god, it was Times
Square back when like Times Square was, that know. And I went into a video
store and I was just like looking at movies, because
there's all these movies you couldn't get in Tulsa. And I was like, oh. And the guy behind the
counter went, yo, Stretch, you going to rent anything? [LAUGHS] And I went, no. He called you Stretch? He called me Stretch. He's like, Stretch, you
going to rent anything? And I said, no. And he went, then get
the fuck out of my store. [LAUGHS] I was like, this is awesome. When you're called
Stretch in New York, then it's a compliment. Stretch, yeah. He's like, yo, Stretch, you
fucking tall, lanky fuck. You tall motherfucker. You probably got a big
pishkadil too, right? Yeah, let's see it. Whip it out there. Let's see it. Kiss me. I was like, OK, New York. This is a video
store in New York. In New York, you
got a big pishkadil? No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no. So Bill - to keep
things on track. Oh, whoa. He's going to ask a question. Yeah, listen.
Curveball! [LAUGHS]
- Whoa. The universe is-- Wacky Wednesday. The universe is
folding in on itself. I'm going to ask a
serious question, Bill. Yeah? What is your artistic process? Oh, fuck you, man. [LAUGHS] See, fuck questions. Fuck questions. That's all we do
here on this show. We just come up and get
drunk and talk shit. Fuck outta here! I don't know, man. I wish I had an
artistic process. You just go in there
and make it happen. Yeah, I mean, we go up,
and you know how it is. It's just like anything. Most of the stuff sucks. For a long time, it stinks. And I learned at SNL,
and other places, like you just had to trust like,
OK, it's not working right now, but it will work. We just have to keep
going in every day and banging our head
against the wall, especially on a show like
"Barry" that's so tightly kinda written, and everything. You just go in every day
and just kind of stare at it until it will suddenly make
sense, or you talk it through. And so much of it,
too, is just finding a room of people you
can fail in front of, do you know what I mean? Because you're just
going to blow it over and over and over again. Then finally, you're
like, oh, it's this. This is better, or you
know, whatever it is, and making it a discussion. What's that feeling like,
when you're banging your head against the wall for
two weeks, trying to come up with
something, and then you finally get that one piece. Oh, man. It's the best thing ever. Like season 2, this is like
a full on-- if you haven't seen season 2 of
"Barry," this is a spoiler alert, so whatever. But when we figured out that-- Fuck you, just watch it. Yeah, just don't. Yeah. But when we figured out
that Loach would want Barry to perform a hit for him, like
you think Loach-- like when we figured that out, that
was one of those moments, we're like, oh. Duh. Dummy. [LAUGHS] He's a hit man, guys. And everybody's like,
yeah, you're right. He is a hit man. That's how all the editors,
the whole crew talks like that. All my writers are
like that, too. Like, dang, that's so smart. [LAUGHS] That is some fucking
smart ass shit. Bill, you're so-- SNL, I love you. I love that. Bill, I know I've written
for you for like two years, but I got to tell you,
SNL is fucking rad, man. [LAUGHS] Are you an OKC Thunder fan? Yeah, I'm an OKC Thunder. But I will say that I
thought that the way they went out this year was-- I mean, I had to just-- I mean, that shot. Yeah. Damian Lillard thing was
rough, but also amazing. Yeah. But I was yelling at
my TV for Paul George, to get up in his face. Why don't you want to-- Where were you at? You're like six
inches taller than him. Get in his face. Where were you at when
you were watching that? - I was at home.
- Yeah. In front of my TV,
standing up, like this, going [YELLING] What are you doing? And I was like, his name's Logo. That's his shot. Did you appreciate
the fire, the passion with which Russell Westbrook
played the game of basketball? Yeah, yeah. Sometimes I just
wanted to be like-- do you know what I mean? Drink the green tea. Yeah, yeah. Just take a green tea. Like him running, I
mean, he's so cr-- you know.
- It's intense. It's intense. And then that video of
him telling the fan he was going to kill them was rad. Him and the wife. Him and the wife. He's like, no, I
will fuck you up. No, no, no.
It's not a joke. I will fuck both of you up.
And I was like-- [LAUGHS]
- I like that energy. Yeah, I love this guy. [LAUGHS] I watched that video
because I was like, oh, Russell Westbrook. And I thought it was going
to be him like screaming. He was so calm. That's the scariest part. That was the scariest part. I was like, I do not want
to mess with that guy. He's like, I'll kill you. No, not you, those two. He goes, I want to
kill both of them. Yeah. The man and woman, I'm
going to kill both of them. Yeah, you two
right there, row 2. [LAUGHS] I was like, that's
the leader of our team. That's the guy in charge? Oh my god. Bill, we could stay here for
hours and talk to you, man. - Really?
- Yeah. [LAUGHS] Me? You know I don't give a shit. He don't give a shit. Like I'm just glad to be in a
warm building, to be honest. Can you imagine if this was
us on a plane, me in between you two guys?
It'd be great. Oh my god. I'd be like, this is awesome. The federal marshal
will come over. He's going to be like,
shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
[INTERPOSING VOICES] - This is an 8 hour flight.
- We don't want to hear anymore. We haven't even taken off. Why y'all so loud? [LAUGHS] Man, I think you're smoking
weed in the bathroom. I'm like, what? What are you talking about? I lit a match because
I went number 2. I'm like, this is
my comfort blunt. [LAUGHS] Get off the pane like
immediately tweet like, hey, flight was cool. DESUS & MERO - Eh. Emojis, that could
mean something. Oh. No, every bodega-- you were
just in a bodega, allegedly-- every bodega has a neon sign. Neon sign usually says
what's available for eating, don't let this person get
credit, whatever is available. What would your neon sign say? It could be life advice,
could be a phrase or rhyme. Oh my gosh. Pin code for
your bank account. Oh, OK. It's no-- [LAUGHS] I had one last time. It was-- yeah, yeah. You don't talk about that. You remember that? [SHOT SOUND] [LAUGHS] The one I did last time. I say, what last time? Was there a last time? Right here. Yo, Hader, what would you
like your neon sign to say? I would like my neon
sign to say, "Desus & Mero" is the best show in late night. Number one show at late night. Please watch "Barry" on HBO. [LAUGHS] Yo, watch season 2 finale
on Sunday of "Barry." Barry. Whoo, Barry. Give it up for Bill Hader
in the building, y'all. [APPLAUSE]
Barry's a great show
it was a very serious situation but "you and your wife" will never not be funny to me
I have no idea if he’s complimenting him or talking shit lmao
Season 2 of Barry is a masterpiece