Please Don't Destroy - The Stakeout - SNL

>>> FELLAS, WHAT ARE WE UP TO TONIGHT? YOU GUYS COMING OVER, PLAYING TONY HAWK? >> I'M BUSY TONIGHT. >> I'M TIRED TONIGHT. >> YOU'RE BUSY AND YOU'RE TIRED? >> MAYBE TOMORROW. >> OH, YEAH. COOL. NO SWEAT. NEXT TIME. >> HEY, MAN. EVERYBODY OKAY WITH YOU AND YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS? >> I DON'T KNOW. I'M KIND OF WORRIED THEY'RE HANGING OUT WITHOUT ME. >> DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD MAYBE FOLLOW THEM, FIND OUT? >> FOLLOW THEM? YOU DON'T MEAN A -- >> YEAH. A STAKEOUT. >> WHAT ARE THEY DOING OUT HERE IN THE SUBURBS? WHO'S HOUSE IS THIS? WOW, DUDE. I'M GOING TO TEXT THEM. >> WHO'S THAT? >> BEN. >> DID HE JUST THROW HIS PHONE AWAY? >> THAT'S A LOW BLOW, MAN. WELL, TIME TO GO IN THERE AND KILL THEM? >> NO, MAN. WHAT? >> WE'LL MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A ROBBERY. >> JESUS, DUDE. THAT'S NOT WHY WE'RE HERE. I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THEY BAILED ON ME. WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THEM? THEY LOOK REALLY COZY. >> THIS IS REALLY NICE. >> ARE THEY TOGETHER? >> WHAT? >> WOW. ALL RIGHT. SHOULD WE HEAD OUT? >> WE'RE NOT DONE, MAN. OH, MY GOD. >> THEY'VE GOT A BABY TOO. KIDS, DINO NUGGETS ARE READY. >> THEY HAVE A FAMILY? >> UH-OH, AND ONE MOODY TEEN. >> DINO NUGGETS AGAIN? >> OKAY, MISTER, I WORKED VERY HARD. >> HONEY, RADICAL ACCEPTANCE. >> THIS IS INSANE. >> IT'S 2015. IT'S NOT INSANE TO BE GAY. >> IT'S NOT 2015, MAN. AND I'M NOT MAD THEY'RE GAY. I'M MAD ABOUT THIS SECRET BEAUTIFUL LIFE THEY NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT. >> MAYBE THEY'RE SCARED TO TELL ANYONE. >> KIDS, UNCLE KENAN IS HERE. >> I'M GOING TO TEXT HIM BECAUSE KENAN WOULDN'T LIE TO ME. THEY CAN'T JUST KEEP THROWING THEIR PHONES AWAY. >> YOU NEVER SAW ANY SIGNS OF THIS IN THE PAST? >> NOT THAT I REMEMBER. WE WOULD ALWAYS JUST HANG OUT AND LAUGH TOGETHER. MAYBE THEY WERE JUST AFRAID TO TELL ME BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID TO HURT ME. THEY CAN'T RISK LOSING ME BECAUSE THEY LOVE ME TOO MUCH. >> ARE YOU SURE? >> WHERE DID THEY EVEN GET THAT? >> COME ON, KIDS. TIME FOR BED. WE GOT WORK TO DO. >> WHAT WORK? >> LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE DOING AUDITIONS TO REPLACE YOU. >> ALEC READING FOR BEN MARSHALL. >> I'M GOING IN THERE. >> AND SATURDAYS, YOU'RE AVAILABLE BECAUSE -- >> BEN -- >> IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. >> THEN TELL ME WHAT IT IS. >> JOHN AND I HAVE A SECRET FAMILY, AND WE'RE HOLDING AUDITIONS TO REPLACE YOU. >> THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS. THIS IS INSANE, MAN. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? >> YOU'RE RIGHT, MAN. WHAT ARE WE DOING? WE SHOULDN'T BE HOLDING AUDITIONS TO REPLACE HIM BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE YOU. >> AND YOU ARE IRREPLACEABLE. RIGHT, BEN? >> THANKS, GUYS. BAD BOYS FOR LIFE. MAN, I FEEL LIKE WE'RE BACK AT NYU. >> OH, MY GOD, DUDE. SO MUCH BETTER THAN BEN. >> HE'S THE PERFECT REPLACEMENT.

Channel: Saturday Night Live

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Id: 6v7vPRyJHuM

Length: 4min 4sec (244 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 25 2023