Bill Burr: Women Want To Ruin The NFL! | CONAN on TBS

how much football do you watch a week I watch I watched two games on Sunday I taped three right then I watched a Monday game and then Tuesday I watched one of the three that I taped Wednesday I watched another one then I watched the Thursday night game and then Friday I got watch the Sunday night game Saturday I watch college football okay and it's fine okay so I have a simple male brain they could just sit there and just just enjoy it I can just enjoy it so so does your wife watch any of these games with you does she know she has the female complex multitasking prank that's why they can't be happy they did just they just always they're like what is that lizard that can look at two things at once that's what they like so they got the shoes they want and then they see some other women walking a dog look at Skinny over here she thinks she's cute right I think that's what I've learned Oh God what makes women happy nothing and that is why they have slowly taken over the NFL because it ignores them that that we can just sit there with like the pizza and the drink that's not holiday just be like enjoy yourself so you're saying that yet because you're happy that you think your wife and women in general it's a jealous of it they're jealous how simple the male brain is that you can just sit there and be entertained and fight true happiness and it just bugs them so they gotta ruin it why it's slowly taking over the NFL you know all next month once again they're gonna dress everybody in the NFL like newborn baby girls for whatever reason did you forget that this breast cancer yeah oh here we go yes so they did it last year they're gonna do it again this year yes they can slowly gonna take it over and they get they're gonna they're gonna move yourself cuz I'm telling you I don't understand why they keep trying to go into a male football league it's like why don't you guys band together and start your own league get your own thing going but I realize they don't want their own thing they don't want their own they want our what is and it's I think it's because we're happy we're just sitting there enjoying ourselves having a good time without them it drives them nuts and they've just got to go in there and ruin it so they don't like they got women's basketball they don't even like it they don't even like they don't even like football guy don't get it I don't get like the fascination like if my wife is having like three of her friends over I screw I leave I don't need to be there and ruin it for I know you guys I'm gonna change the dynamic cuz I'm there and you can't talk about a hundred percent female stuff out of courtesy I'm gonna get out of it I'm gonna leave but they can't do that you're saying one guy one chauvinistic all right now you know whatever I'll tell that story better next time I'm going to get it right [Applause] you

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Id: FWhZ2XS08aQ

Length: 3min 14sec (194 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 30 2014

Reddit Comments

[u/ageofthoughts]

Women confirmed lizard people.

[u/TryingtoSavetheWorld]

This is the same way I feel about video games. I'm just chillin', playing DotA, screaming at Russians about shitty hooks and WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT LAST HITTING, STOP PUSHING THE LANE and I'm having fun. That's my hobby and I'm happy. The thing is though, I'm happy without her, and that makes her angry. It's unfathomable to her that I can do something without her and be happy doing it. Like the only way I could possibly be happy is if it's an activity that centers around her. So she's gotta stop what ever shitty activity she's doing like watching Heartland or fucking scrap-booking and try and pull me away from my game because obviously I would have more fun if I was doing that with her instead.

[u/mygodhasabiggerdick]

Married 11 years, two kids.

Hit the nail on the head. My wife has friends over, I'm out of there faster than she could ask, "Could you...?" Gone before whatever the 3rd word is.

No way I'm sticking around for whatever shit comes next.

She does let me watch the spring classics though. So she's a good egg, more or less.

[u/charmlessman1]

Bill Burr can be a funny guy. But that hackey, "women are like this and men are like that" crap is so old.

[u/AdamBombTV]

Women walk like this, but MEN walk like this.

[u/[deleted]]

Sure, it's a comedy bit, but it wouldn't be so funny if there wasn't an element of truth. I think it all boils down to want and need and not necessarily gender. Some people need to be with people. They're nothing if they're not with someone. Other people want to be with someone, but they're ok when that someone has outside interests.