Bill Burr Wants Charities Out Of Sports - CONAN on TBS

last time you were here you were talking about the NFL and how Goodell said we didn't get it right oh yeah right you know and the whole Ray Rice the whole Ray Rice thing do you think they've done a better job since I mean I'm not on the inside but I can tell you as a football fan those no more commercials are driving me up the wall it's like I've sitting down watching a game and all of a sudden I start getting reprimanded like I know a woman that's getting beaten and I'm not saying anything it's like wait a minute I didn't do this you guys did this that's right turn this around on me you NFL should be watching this commercial why are you showing this to me like I did it I didn't do this it is the whole thing is nuts those are those are the ads the ads are although I play no more she slipped on an Afghan and banged her head off a pencil sharpener ah no more of that yeah now all of that in sports it's driving me nuts because what I love about sports is it's a great way to tap out from the news and just you know watch a game and get away from it now there's like all these causes they're getting like attached to it like I was watching the World Series and I'm in the middle of watching the World Series and out of nowhere they have this moment stand up to cancer I'm watching a ballgame and all of a sudden everybody stands up holding up a sign of somebody that they either know that's dying of cancer or died of it in the middle of the game it's just like what are you doing trying to watch a game here well there's a time and a place I know some I know somebody that has died of cancer I would never go to the movies with you and in the middle of it hit pause to be IO by the way Khan it was horrific I could have lifted him up off the sheet with two fingers it was horrible hey and joy oh by the way I got molested when I was nine so like are we not aware of cancer we're aware of it we know it we know it's bad I get it right I will help but can I just watch a game without YouTube well just a case you know you forgot about the horrors of the world for half a second you know they just you just cut to like an earthquake and people getting buried in a mudslide like in as the next pictures warming up I didn't know have you been to any games lately I'm trying to picture you at a game what's the latest game you went to this game I went to once a year I do the road I have a good time when I go on the road I'm a big big sports fan so I went to a college football game I go to a big college football game rivalry game every year this year I went to University of Miami versa Florida State and and I had a great time insane fans but uh you know I made sure that when I saw Florida State it was an away game because I actually liked Florida State but that Tomahawk Chop thing drives me nuts it has nothing to even do with the Native American thing it's the fact that they do it every like three seconds they form a huddle and all of a sudden the band starts playing everything the crowds like and they never get sick of it it's like the band knows one song it's like I got it it was funny you know what's funny about that is you know like Native Americans never even did that you know like white people in like the 1920s when they were making like they first got sound in movies like what did they sound like I don't know they got some morons on this set also just go put some Rouge on his face how do you don't know how you know no and even if I was the biggest Florida State fan ever like even like halfway through the fourth quarter I'm tapping out it's like this can we get another song going here yeah something I know I think I made the point yeah [Laughter] you

Channel: Team Coco

Views: 7,990,290

Rating: 4.9497724 out of 5

Keywords: Conan O'Brien, Conan, Conan (TV Series), TBS (TV Channel), Team Coco, Celebrity Interviews, Bill Burr, Sports, Cancer

Id: 7n3WgiMftaU

Length: 4min 2sec (242 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 05 2014

Reddit Comments

[u/[deleted]]

PSA: He released a new special on Netflix today.

[u/roccodimarco]

This audience reminds me of a post I saw on reddit about Chris Rock. Chris Rock said he has stopped preforming for college kids because they are too easily offended. I imagine a lot of Conan's audience is young. That baseball joke was great, and you could tell the crowd wasn't having it, and my guess is because they are "trained" to be offended by anything "distasteful"

With that said, it was awesome to see Burr not back down on his joke and keep going because he knew he said nothing wrong.

[u/altthought]

His new standup just got put on Netflix yesterday, for those of you who like Burr :)

[u/[deleted]]

I love the consistency of Bill. No matter what he is on, he is just naturally funny. I guarantee I'm convinced the people with Conan don't even look up things to discuss with him. Just ask him arbitrary questions about what's going on and in pop culture and let Bill destroy it.

Edit: I know that they come up with questions and do research before hand. But with Bill, I feel he could riff on anything and it be funny.

[u/[deleted]]

Bill Burr will tell a joke and then look into space.

[u/DeliJalapeno]

Jesus christ whats up that crowds ass, he wasn't vulgar or anything.

I thought it was brilliant

[u/Chaseman69]

Spot on with the Florida State chant!

[u/Arto3]

Bill Burr is my spirit animal.

[u/PickitPackitSmackit]

Bill Burr is a living legend in comedy!!