BURR MIGHT BE A PSYCHO // Bill Burr - Owning a Dog // REACTION

hello everyone we are about to do another shoot there it is there it is this is good stacey good times good time crew this is what we're going to do it's all for you oh freestyle rhymes over here today right so we have our special guest with us this is good stacey's actual dad yeah that's me real dead no seriously thank you guys for being here and for allowing us to have our special guest again thank you i would say follow him on instagram but he's not really on instagram like that so well follow us it's okay all right we're watching bill burr on owning a dog i've never owned a dog you own like 50 dogs in your lifetime all right here we go i do have a dog that doesn't count for anything never understood that you know i love my dog but uh i've learned a lot about being a dog owner man you know any dog's a good dog unless you're a psycho you know i got a pit bull it's still a great dog unless you're a [ __ ] psycho and evidently i'm a psycho because my dog has been i've just been a complete maniac over the last like six months you know i didn't realize that dogs feed off your vibes you know like if you're chilling they're chilling you know if you're sleeping they're sleeping but if you're a psycho like me and you're screaming at the ref on tv being like dude you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me i didn't realize that dog was over in the corner being like yeah you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me this is [ __ ] i don't know what this guy's mad at but i love this guy this guy feeds me is it the door are you mad at the door [Laughter] i had no idea i was amping this dog up so selfishly in my own world it'd be like on the computer and would crash and go oh really really dog's over in the corner with like a chew toy i never noticed like that game seven look she was getting on her face and one day i amped her up too much had no clue and i went outside we were just walking down the street and some poor bastard comes the other way and the dog's like that's that [ __ ] lunge at this guy i had to pull him back like dude i'm sorry man i'm sorry he's never done anything like that right looking down to dog what's wrong with you dogs looking at me like huh i got that son of a [ __ ] didn't i i love you you feed me i got you how the hell did you see him that far away man your ears must be better than mine it's unbelievable right then i got nervous i got nervous around my own dog i started thinking [ __ ] are pitbulls really like this do they just go psycho man this is nuts right that's another bad vibe to have around your dog because they pick up on that vibe right this dude comes walking down the street and melee's just start thinking like oh [ __ ] she gonna do it again oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] dog just looks at me like oh [ __ ] what oh [ __ ] what him hit him pull her back jesus i'm sorry looking down at the dog dogs trying to chest bump me and [ __ ] right dude it got so bad one day she almost she almost ate a landscaper right yeah so i'm like i gotta i gotta take this thing to a trainer man so i load it up in the prius and i drive over there right yeah yeah i have a preacher i love that [ __ ] if you have a prius people you know you can't win you got a truck with a big lift kit people oh it's fine because he has a little dick all right how come the suckers he has there's a dick down to the floor maybe that's why he needs all that clearance right [Laughter] you know if that means you have a little dick then if i have a prius doesn't mean i have a huge dick right because according to my friends it means i'm a [ __ ] right to this train all right i show up got the dog in the back train comes out he's got his hat on backwards he got stubble you know big large cargo pants you know all shorts on and stuff and i'm thinking this guy's a psycho right i look at my dog my dog is like sizing him up i'm like it's perfect he can handle him so the guy goes all right when you hand this dog to me make sure you got the least totally taught like that all right don't have any slack in it i said no problem right and somehow i [ __ ] up i left a little slack in it and this dog just lunged right at the dude's balls right and just barely missed him and just got a big mouth full of his big cargo shorts right and immediately just grab the girls all right get out of here get out of here right but instinctively i tried to help out he just goes get the [ __ ] out of here i didn't realize that the only reason why the dog was acting like that was because i was there and it felt like it needed to protect me so the second i left the situation immediately just became awkward right dog was just sitting there like okay like i thought we were like together and we were like friends then you were some bad guy and all of a sudden just drove away and i don't know how to feed myself you want to be friends yeah i come back four days later the dog's laying at the guy's feet all right he's rubbing her belly she's reaching up playing with his goatee and [ __ ] and he goes away have a seat why don't you uh don't you uh take me through your day with this dog immediately i started getting like this first 48 vibe right right there coming at me yeah so i got like defensive i'm like what i take it for a hike every morning he goes that's good that's good anything you know special happen on the hike like well you know i don't know she takes a [ __ ] i pick it up he's like all right easy you play any games with her i go yeah at the end of the hike i let her i let her you know for reward for going on the hike i let her run up the stairs by herself i go on cleo i let her run up the stairs and i count five one thousand and then i run up there and then we start wrestling put on a headlock sweep the front legs right but a tail's wagging you know she's not growling i go that's a good thing right he's like no it's [ __ ] horrible yeah i'm like why he goes you just taught your dog to claim the house and then fight for it every [ __ ] day after the hike no wonder this thing's trying to attack the mailman you know so then i got upset i'm like wait a minute dude you're telling me like i can't even play with my dog he's like no you can play with it but you got to bring that energy back down problem is you keep amping this thing up getting that mike singletary look on his face and by the time you walk out doesn't matter if you're relaxed mentally the dog is like walking through the tunnel at the rose bowl like this is what we played for somebody hit somebody yeah so i'm actually learning to control my temper because of a [ __ ] pitbull therapy i don't know my girl's been bugging me lately she's ready to settle down i think i'm ready to settle down too you know i got the one i know i've been saying this [ __ ] for years i have been you know she's great the only thing i don't like is she down while she's running into reality i [ __ ] up my foot playing drums trying to get as fast as uh john bonham's because i figure that's a good thing to focus on 43 years of age never married no kids i figured this this is going to lead me to the light right this this is what i need to do [Applause] so i don't know what i did i i felt like after i played for like an hour and afterwards i felt like it literally like there was some [ __ ] stabbing me in the bottom of my foot right like i had lightning coming out of the bottom of my foot so i did the typical guy thing like i'm not going to the hospital i'll sleep it off be fine next morning i wake up my foot's even worse and i got to walk my crazy dog so i'm like i can't do it my foot's killing me so i wake up my girl go sweetheart sweetheart can you do me a favor can you do me favor can you walk the dog for me can you uh just take the shift you know i'll do your afternoon shift can you just do me the song you can do this for me she's just like you know i had a late late night last night i'm tired i have a big day and i just go [ __ ] it she goes what do you mean [ __ ] it it's like why can't you just say no why do you always gotta like waterboard me with like a 20-minute explanation that eventually finds its way around to go [ __ ] yourself just say no just limping out of the room whatever go back to bed you got a big day right so now i'm like limping down the street i got like tourette's [ __ ] goddamn [ __ ] dogs walking next to me [Applause] i gotta admit i got a little childish i did i got a little childish you know i was just thinking about my relationship like this this is the relationship i'm in who is that i don't yeah okay don't blame us for that okay we did not do that fyi okay well for people owning a dog i don't know be aware of your actions with your dog become a rubber dog i was gonna say i don't understand i mean some dogs only attack one person keep in mind how you talk about that person yeah that's straight up your dog no i'm just playing no that was funny that's him isn't it he was like yeah we wrestle around at the top of the steps speaking of dogs yeah do cats even get along with dogs these days i mean do cats mimic their owners well that is a good question do cats mimic their owners well if okay so who does our cat mimic then uh me or you people eat sleep eat sleep i mean the eating part i do a lot more than that i mean probably me i don't know i don't know let us know oh wait we do have a question for you question question of the day hey how about that okay question of the day is what's your favorite type of dog hey i like that one in honor of the video see questions well i guess it was that i never owned a dog so i guess my favorite is um the dog that my aunt had a long time ago it was like a pomeranian mixed with chow something like that that's a girl's dog that's a girl's daughter that's fired for your terrible choice well that's the only dog that i really got close to growing up so like definitely dogs like you know a nice little poodle they're fluffy yeah see girly dog like the rottweiler the big and the vicious and the big teddy bear yeah like a big teddy bear i mean if you train him right like he said you know what i used to have always just lay on his back so i need to keep that in mind when we're watching sports yeah like if we get a dog to make sure not to be like go in the other room so i can yell about why the dolphins are losing again yeah don't have the dog amped up it is somebody come over and oh my gosh [Laughter] they recognize the colors oh my gosh good time crew thank you for hanging out with us thanks for being here and our special place thank you thank you oh wait you're the first guest we've ever had how about that see look at that i've enjoyed it well make sure you like and subscribe and you know all that jazz just follow us connect with us dm us give us requests blah blah blah and we'll see you next time me

Channel: Justin & Staci TV

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Length: 12min 21sec (741 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 19 2020