Bill Burr On Bill & Melinda Gates' Divorce - CONAN on TBS

what do you make of this uh bill and melinda gates divorce are you following that that's a crazy story no i haven't but i know if i say that she's going to get a ridiculous amount of money that she didn't earned i'm going to be labeled a misogynist of course she's going to get a ridiculous amount of money yeah well yeah what do you mean why she's been a partner uh stop it what stop it stop what just stop with this that like dr dre's wife hanging out with them and that's why he came up with the headphones he like i don't understand like what do you talk to your wife about are you sitting there going over plans and blueprints you're not it's all like you know you've been working a lot lately yeah which isn't even supportive don't wait a minute hey i am i am liberal when it comes to this cause when britney spears got divorced from that backup dancer he should have got a tracksuit and a laptop okay those were all her songs and i'm gonna say no but he supported her but this has nothing to do then what you're saying is this has nothing to do you know what i love about bill gender oh you know what i love about bill gates probably i love that he has so much money that even if she cuts him in half he's still got 15 million 15 billion yeah yeah yeah so he's still there yeah he can enter that second part of his life you know maybe wear an open shirt get the convertible to track something like you know get a third of his age get like an 88 christ little baron no no get the ferrari california you know the gt right you get the gt with the top down you know yeah yeah yeah and go attract some gold digger that's gonna like you know build up your ego do that for a while do you think that's what he's gonna do are these gonna start i think if you buy that car that's what it comes to you like there's a danger to buying that car that big yell they see that big yellow prancing pony and they just come out they come up out of the manhole covers all these gold diggers like a zombie movie you make a lot of money you can't buy a car like that it is a that is a gold digger magnet and they are so good at it they can look and tell if it's rented or not they know where to look for the sticker i'm just saying predator behavior goes both ways but this sort of predator behavior does not fit the narrative i see i see yeah okay okay uh of all those those white people branding themselves as good people rather than just trying to make money off the suffering of others who just all of these people were sitting there acting like that like they're not like everybody is up in the head you are if you really listen to your inner monologue i thought that stuck in traffic i actually had the thought uncontrolled selfish moment i wish covid killed more people so i could get to the comedy store quicker jesus i thought i'm not i know it's a wrong thought right but you're admitting that you had that i've wanted to kill and kill again but i don't do it i don't do it either that's the difference between being on the outside so you think you know a buddy of mine told me he watched this documentary on uh the son of sam and he was saying like dude you gotta see it he didn't kill all those people he had help and i was like dude i'm not watching this documentary he goes nah they proved it i go they did he goes yeah yeah they proved it i go how did they prove it they go well they went in they asked david berkowitz they asked him they go did you kill this guy he's like yes did you kill this guy he's like yes did you kill this guy he goes no he said no i go oh you mean the guy who was talking to a dog that guy that guy said that's your proof i don't know

Channel: Team Coco

Views: 2,240,389

Keywords: Conan O'Brien, Conan, Conan (TV Series), TBS (TV Channel), Team Coco

Id: jXYMf8vK--g

Length: 3min 55sec (235 seconds)

Published: Fri May 21 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/krebbik]

Not available in Canada rip

[u/CH-OS-EN]

Thanks for the post, here’s the full interview

[u/[deleted]]

Are there any other comedic voices like Bill Burr, doing it at the level of execution he is? Andrew Schultz I guess? I don’t know. I just don’t want this perspective to die out. It’ll be a sad, sad day when this perspective dies out. We need this as much as we need other well executed perspectives, as much as we need Trevor Noah or Dolce Sloan

[u/Detroitaa]

I totally love him!