Best of the Worst: Halloween Spooktacular 2021

foreign [Music] [Music] oh hi Josh what's that oh this yeah I got this at a garage sale cool how much you pay for it pay for it oh no well the people were out tending to the garage sale I simply broke into their house and stole this spooky looking book then what well I went to the spooky graveyard at night as you do so I could read aloud passages oh what happened naturally three scary movies just appeared from the ground wow what were they [Music] all right laughs [Applause] my lungs Josh yeah I'm right here you're right there I'm right here oh God I can't see there's so much Mystic smoke [Music] so our first movie Primal Rage [Music] Primal fears Primal screams Primal Rage [Music] what's going on behind the locked doors of a University's neurophysiology lab me too um yeah sad but true Primal Rage is the shocking story of science gone Haywire of unchecked experimentation catapulted in uncalculable nightmare Bo Svenson noted portrayer of Buford Pusser in two Walking Tall films I oh okay and two different Walking Tall films like he like like the Remake I um I don't know okay I don't care that's the appropriate response yes please faculty member Dr Etheridge who believes he can jolt Dead brain cells back to life you ever heard of this jolten brain tell us that's back to life I think it's gonna go just fine okay uh desperate for corporate funding he's throwing caution to the winds and reaped a deadly Harvest they're now measuring in survival trying to stop the Unspeakable horror that's turned their pal Duffy Mitch Watson into a rampaging fiend ah I didn't see that coming oh uh the amazing special visual effects are by ETI the Extraterrestrial Academy Award winner Carlo rambaldi you you win the Academy Award then they had you Primal Rage you know you got to work you got a mortgage and that is the brakes I see how it goes most students don't yet know about the horror in their midst if they did they'd skip the school's Halloween ball at this Monster Mash some partygoers could win best costume without dressing up and they don't care about whatever dance is the latest rage they have their own death step call it the Primal Rage should have been the graveyard smash oh foreign you're witnessing the most significant breakthrough in modern medical history got to unconvincing puppet it's not a bad problem it's a pretty bad it's pretty moppity what's going on answer me what what's going on my stocks are down I didn't realize I couldn't do this with an apple too I knew I shouldn't have engineered a monkey to handle my stock portfolio wow that that was a lot of smoke that came out of that book it's a weird book oh sure I'm glad all that Smoke's gone wow uh so Josh would you like to tell me to introduce dorm of the Dead oh yeah hey Rich why don't you tell me all about dorm of the Dead oh I'd love to Josh thank you [Music] dorm of the Dead uh nice job congratulations are you [ __ ] serious nice job congratulations Howard Stern no oh okay starring Jackie home Tiffany uh sheepish or shepas which is the name I know for some reason and Andrea owenby Miss Howard Stern oh oh so it's to her specifically not the movie well this is just gonna be disgusting then isn't it fix your hair because it's all [ __ ] up all right bring Richard Christian he has my whiskey are you drinking are you drinking too much should I do an intervention with you are you are you too much of an alcoholic who directed it a Donald farmer film why do I do I know that yeah you do [Laughter] why the [ __ ] why the [ __ ] do we have another film directed by that psychopath oh my God no whose idea was this not mine [Music] all right now now I yeah you feel alone yes yeah oh no oh oh no oh no I mean that's the thing about almost dying Emily it is a real Buzz Kill what's the premise oh no oh just get out of the way rich just just tear the Band-Aid off zombies taking over college co-eds this could be the coolest horror flick in history I don't think I can at Arkham University oh no yeah campus snobs Claire and Julie probably feminists this movie's gonna show them what for and they're going to be complete zombie [ __ ] now Donald farmer Donald [ __ ] farmer yeah go ahead Jackie Hall and Miss Howard Stern Andrea on babe have a score to settle with goth chicks oh no Sarah and Allison I'm already on the gothic side but go ahead and when Amy accidentally unleashes a campus zombie epidemic Claire picks Sarah as the perfect candidate to join The Walking Dead Oh Christ but Claire and Julie may end up on tonight's menu oh God I don't want to watch this I don't how long is it I don't know I can't tell by the weight it's a DVD I know it's always the same it's too it's too long it's gonna be too long how long how long is this Jay in like in diameter here yeah how much of this goes past oh it's kind of beat up maybe we won't be able to watch it how much of this goes past the the the credits I don't know if you can see [Music] um oh I squirted blood out of my chest out of a spot that isn't being bitten yeah we scored a blood out of the other side of his neck yeah that's where that's where he was holding the ketchup bottle [Music] well welcome to my room that's your room what she said welcome to my room this looks like the attic of a woman this is Arkham Hall the discount student well she said welcome to my room AKA The Attic So Okay this is a an attic room in the charity case dorm okay even though I don't think dorms can have addicts I I don't I don't know like I'm confused with the living arrangements that's not important though foreign [Music] now the bed's too clean Josh no more movies Josh no more calm down Josh no more movies Josh Don't Panic oh [Music] it's Michael's 17th birthday and his friends have decided to surprise him with the ultimate Birthday Bash breaking into his house and playing with a Ouija board but what they think is just a harmless bit of fun quickly turns into a supernatural Terror when they unwittingly summon the Demonic presence named Virgil who proceeds to possess someone close to Michael forcing them to savagely kill anyone and everyone Michael cares about oh no I forgot the subject of that sentence by the time I got the end of it all the while Michael begins to have terrifying dreams which he slowly begins to realize might be visions of the Carnage that only he can stop he sees the things that's happening the The Shining He's Got The Shining um not exactly no no Chloe watch The Shining no we don't have time a Bonkers tribute to A Nightmare on Elm Street from the reigning king of gory Mexican horror Reuben Galindo Jr Cemetery of Terror grave robbers this is literally Wes Craven's cheaper Mexican equivalent get me Steven Spielberg he's unavailable then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent starring American expat John Michael Bischoff who also performs the memorable who also performs the film's memorable theme song oh yeah I I hope so we've had some good theme songs and best of the worst yes we have Michael are you okay honey sweet I'm in great I'm in let's go all right let's watch this I feel great I feel great sorry nobody gets in without a pass nobody nobody no exceptions absolutely not it's the latest man check her out [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] were spooky none of them were hilarious but a couple of them were movies I would say this was a pretty good year as far as watching things that felt kind of like movies yeah as far as Halloween episodes a couple of them anyway what pretty good two two or three is pretty good okay two out of three yeah that's better than some years so we usually manage a couple don't we that's a good Halloween we have we have that's over now we've gone through the mall I don't remember a single one I go ahead and ask me to name one movie we've done on a Halloween best go name one Halloween movie we've done our best of the worst I think the more interesting question is if we tell you the titles we remember them will it trigger anything is there something with like a rock and roll band maybe yeah several yeah it's a few times that's one of the few years we haven't had a rock and roll band actually give me a premise and I might give you a title okay um uh down and out drunk detective tries to find the guy who killed his wife who's a biker Colombo is a biker it's a Halloween episode yeah it was what was that like Hollow Gate hello gate yeah yeah that was the one that had the the mean slurs and the lady that wouldn't get out of the way of the tractor was that what was the one with the toaster and the toaster got electrocuted oh that was the [ __ ] Patton Oswald told us to watch yeah with the kid crazy man who likes costumes six some very happy golden retrievers on people that was Halloween that's Jacko no that was Hollow Gate foreign now tell me if you remember this one uh crazy rage monkey bites somebody and infects him and that man infects other people with rage virus but only a very few people yeah do you remember this one I do because it was just a few hours old oh good and that is Primal Rage film Jay you should really host um well uh Josh why don't you explain Primal Rage sure put it back on the table do you need to box do you need to look at the bias as a reference point no Mike I have brain boxes the box is like uh uh like Cliff's Notes kind of yeah I'm good so in Primal Rage there's this uh guy who looks like his name should be chip and it goes around on his little Vespa and he's got a friend who is a journalist with and there's something about monkeys and bringing dead people back to life and they're angry the John Lennon guy breaks in and gets bit and then he screams a lot and throws things around we really like that it culminates in the most bitching Halloween party of all time but it opens like every 80s sitcom ever that yeah the opening was spectacular [Music] what are we watching Primal Rage classic horror film so far this is absolutely not the introduction to an 80s sitcom yeah yeah it just needs freeze frames with credits hey wow it's about togetherness the family and butts [Music] well that's the thing is yeah the title comes up Primal Rage and we have this like happy-go-lucky song which at that point we did not know that we would hear that song 20 more times oh it's uh it's an earworm by force and we just had to live with that dorm of the Dead forced it all out of my brain I no longer remember don't panic Don't Panic well that's a different movie that one that's the one that got it lots of good lots of music tonight even though we did not do a rock uh a rock and roll themed movie we heard lots of music we did there is we had we had some different varied soundtracks I would say apart from Primal Rage because it was just that one song yes when it wasn't Claudio Simonetti from Goblin doing the awesome metal which was weirdly inappropriate at times I was fine every time people raged out that was the the movie's kind of dull but every time somebody raged out and that that Claudia Simonetti rock song played as as uh uh not John Lennon [ __ ] up a hospital [ __ ] you [ __ ] you yeah [ __ ] them up yeah here comes holy [ __ ] of course there's a bat there he's from the Reds [Laughter] I had this needle I don't know what's in it but uh here you go I was just walking with it yeah yeah you scream like an it can we frame this a little better here no Jay this is an Italian man uh Enrico for me Carmel Carlo rimaldi is an effects artist okay who did the effects for et he won an Academy Award he did the effects I guess for this movie yeah our theory is that uh the director is his father the director is his dad hey son you bring me in we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna take the World by storm with our angry monkey movie you were never there for me Dad and I'm gonna give it one quarter effort this movie about a monkey is this what it's about one minute you pop it monkey apparently yeah uh you so you got college guy Sam something Sam weight Wiki who cares he's a college student drives around a Best Buy he's a photographer he works with a school paper his roommate slash best friend not his roommate not his roommate no best friend who lives in a dirty disgusting trailer the point of Duffy I think is supposed to be initially sort of a chaos thing like he's he's listed on the back of the box as a Gonzo journalist he's just like he he won't stop at anything to get the story isn't it weird that Fozzie's the journalist and not Gonzo fuzzy is the comedian and fazi has the hat that says press on it yeah one movie where he played a journalist yeah as his Kermit and Gonzo was the photojournalist wasn't Fosse the journalist yes in in the great Muppet Caper yes if you want to talk about the great Muppet keeper we could be here online I'm perfectly happy to talk about that movie he's just a stand-up Community Diana Diana rig okay you're right it's all a little fuzzy to me [Music] dude [Music] he got bit in the shape of an H oh bye it's just not a good horse sound track no it was a great action one oh no already jeez that's nowhere near enough monkey Rampage I could have watched another 10 minutes what a chip this is when I thought the movie was going to get awesome rage monkey with rock music he flips out he bites Duffy he he trashes the lab jumps out a window jumps out a window and I was like rage monkey this is going to be a great movie we're ready for like 10 minutes of just chaos in the world not 10 minutes I was expecting a movie of Rage monkey I thought the movie was going to be about a rage monkey but it would be called rage monkey then well Primal Rage is fine no no no you call a movie about a raging monkey Primal race yeah they immediately kill that monkey real quick and they immediately killed her enthusiasm towards the rest of the film you're just not anybody want in there I'm good real quick the point of the monkey scientist man played by Bose Vincent uh he he is a scientist who works on the campus of the University of Florida he has a little tiny point it's a tiny like generous ponytail right and and his his theory is brain cells once they die cannot be brought back to life but he has a a blue solution yeah automator stuff that goes through a tube that it gets injected into the brain of the monkey that can reanimate the brain cells which also make the monkeys bite from his teeth turn you into a zombie now rage monkey rage monster that you raise yeah you have dead things to come back to life and want to bite and infect other things uh you you establish that it's infectious a zombie-ish plot and what we're expecting is you know a fairly standard zombie plot and we've been promised this there's they're set up for a Halloween party at the end there's like a crazy Halloween party everybody's the rage monkey at the Halloween party would have been pretty yeah that's right we would have loved that we didn't get any of that I wanted to see the monkey on the DJ booth [Music] foreign [Music] hey bud what's shaking a new crop of prime freshman titties so these guys are up to no good did I say something wrong stick out of my face Punk pulled me into your face what's going on these are college students and not Junior High kids yeah I guess he and his buddies throw some interesting bashes the finger group sex the third the three jocks they felt like bullies from Saved by the Bell or something like it felt like a high school sitcom characters really raping well until they get rapey of course but like the presentation their personalities and stuff I don't very like I don't know kids show let's all sticker at lunch yeah well turn it into a porcupine yeah you say it was very much like a sitcom until the rapey bits come up but I seem to remember a very special episode of Different Strokes you got me there you got me there oh oh in Different Strokes Gary Coleman was preyed upon by a child predator Gordon was a Gordon jump the guy yeah he ran a bicycle shop and he took kids into the back of his bicycle shop touched them inappropriately yeah you scratched my back I'll scratch yours you keep coming up with this presence you could scratch me all over there's there's always a little uh 80s were a scary time it's true this is like the [ __ ] cold war and AIDS and child abductions and you might get stuck in a refrigerator that's true or John Walsh yep knows his kids stuck in a [ __ ] well yeah yeah baby Jessica in the well you could get bit by a rage monkey acid rain remember acid rain no I don't just remember you remember Chocolate Rain I remember shopping uh yes so the 80s were a scary time it's true and uh also Primal Rage happens during the 80s as far as we can tell yeah as far as we can tell there's 80s they're all over this movie on the walls and the costumes talk about the Easter eggs in this in this set we have here let's talk about the Easter eggs on that side because they are everywhere Debbie Gilbert oh my God it's elf starting a little late in the semester aren't you instead of Cameron Mitchell poster he's so hot what were you sick or something College girls love old Cowboy posters especially when it's the president wait what can we name them all oh gosh there's Ronald Reagan let's go around let's go around the house Ronald Reagan RoboCop uh the Bartels James guys that was the most exciting moment sorry everybody I stole it James why is there a restroom sign on the exit life what is going on next we're gonna see the ShowBiz Pizza Bear I was personally very excited by Spuds McKenzie oh Sherlock Holmes yeah it doesn't have to be 80s just I guess it doesn't have to be 80s but the Noid the noise that was an exciting one technically the 70s but Darth Vader Darth Vader was there Admiral Akbar as well disco Admiral disco admiralak bar Sam there's Alf again yeah we got Alf Bruce Springsteen Ronald Reagan the Bartles and James guys Timothy Dalton Timothy Dalton who are we missing um where's the beef lady oh yeah yeah that would be amazing that's about that's about all I got Mr T what if she shows up in the movie not just like an ad or something but wow where's the beef lady he's just in the movie where's the beef the time to make the donuts man the Sherman squeezer yeah out you can you can say Old Milwaukee beer yeah well there's one in this medicine Camp that's what he pulled oh God that's right when he's first infected not not enough alcohol content in Old Milwaukee you disinfect that wound no well the bigger question is why was it in the medicine cabinet he was drinking in the bathroom he put it in there and fell asleep for aspirin is not Tylenol that's right Tyler Tylenol is acetaminophen yes correct that's why I said bear because aspirin it was aspirin can we back up for a minute though and talk a little bit more about Bartles and James okay oh Mike's done but we decided just to call it the Bartles and James wine cooler because my last name is Bartles and heads is James as a set designer as as as the guy or legal who's in charge of Designing the sets says I see a dirty fridge a disgusting couch with clothes on it right you're designing a room that a college person would live in you're putting beer cans beer can some some filthy laundry some books maybe piled up over here how about the Bartles and James guys life-size cut out against the wall we have selected a bottle for our new premium wine coat are they filming in a real apartment where the person who lives in a convenient wine cooler is a superior combination of Premium white wine and fruit flavor and the person very refreshing bags some people are worried about drinking and wine cooler when they are a whole lot cooler than they'd like to be already and then in the end of the film there's dramatic fight scene where they're stabbing each other or something there's something going on that's action-packed and they're from the doctor yeah and then the middle of the shop and so with all the cooler names we're glad you've remembered Bartles and James where'd you get the costumes Goodwill okay [ __ ] yeah check that [Laughter] jeez I did like the one kill where the where the the three jocks are raging out at the Halloween party oh yeah and the uh the person has like faucets it's a really weird costume it's like three faces there's a lot of surreal opposite noses [Applause] foreign [Music] [Music] I don't know how that works but I like it well the best thing about this whole thing is that this is the entire third Act of the movie is that this bitchin Halloween party where we hear the theme song again the opening credit song the band's actually there they're actually there they're performing [Applause] hey great costume get that baby ah [Music] holy [ __ ] Jesus Debbie ripped his head off ripped his hair off she scalped him [Applause] did you see a beast girl go by here if he has no other credits that was an amazing piece of acting Sam goes up to the security guard at the party have you seen a beast lady he decides to describe his sick friend as a boy monster lady or something like that it's Beast lady and he's like he's like I've seen lots of weird costumes tonight kid and he's like oh I probably shouldn't have called her a beast lady have you seen my friend who's ill she's sick she's infected with a horrible uh virus contagious rip people's faces off yeah have you seen her maybe be a little more specific she looks like she has the stomach flu or Aids and a lot of lesions yeah she's got like some kind of disgusting virus not not Beast lady and then doc you know that was supposed to be a joke in the film now supposed to be funny but then fake Dick Miller just tells them to [ __ ] off Discount Dick Miller yeah Debbie's a pretty tragic character too because we're introduced to her boy oh boy uh what's the main girl's name does anyone remember no main girl you can look if you want uh it's way over there I know but uh so her roommate shows up but she's like hey you haven't been here for half the semester and she's like oh yeah I had an abortion so what were you sick or something an abortion and then later she's talking with uh Duffy dude by the pool after after Duffy is infected and she's like yeah my father was a criminal and he got shot he got [ __ ] killed in front of me it's just like nailing the crooks and the funnies you know my dad was a crook he got caught cheating on real estate deals until somebody shot him she's so blunt about everything monkey John Lennon [Laughter] no point to her having an abortion it's not like character building because it's true there's no reason for it it's just yeah she's supposed to be this complicated character I guess question mark She's also super smart have some way for our friends to save her like there's the one there's the there's the one anti-serum dose left yeah but we need to find her before 24 hours when you have a character that has that many tragedies and is presented so miserably like yeah save her and it seems and it seems like the movie's gonna do that for a second until the doctor's just like man you're past saving who's screaming that who oh oh no okay and then she said he she saves the our lead hero girl's name or whatever yeah Lauren runs away while Debbie gets killed by that Debbie just gets killed Yeah by monster man yeah and then there's tits hanging out while she's dead that was weird what a horrible life Debbie LED yeah she doesn't even get saved by a sign with no dignity Rich you have this like flaw about you okay [Music] where you've seen movies before and when you apply like logic of movies at some point tonight it was during the movie that wasn't a movie but we'll get to that what if this character that we've set up excruciatingly set up as a tragic heroine with all these problems who who we as an audience grow to love and care about what if the film revolves around like rescuing her oh no she just she just killed her face gets stepped on by a monster and she her brain Squad and then she's gone forever what are you thinking what's wrong with you but then also the rage rage zombie jocks the rapist raging zombie jocks in their skeleton costume the Raging rape zombies raging rape zombies dungeon in their college dorm who wears skeleton outfits they rip the doors off cars they they kill people but then also they very quietly and cleverly murder people [Applause] [Music] oh well that was quick [Music] nobody noticed that wasn't even a rage they seem to be very selective about when they rage oh I'm gonna very quietly and carefully tie your noose to the basketball hoop that and then very carefully hit the button that raises it up and hang you by your own noose hahaha isn't that funny French Revolutionary guy well [ __ ] you well it doesn't seem is very ragey yes yeah because five seconds earlier we saw them ripping the doors off of cars yeah and we're used to like when Duffy's raging out he's just anything that's around yeah and you know yeah he feels like animalistic yeah [ __ ] uh he got it he got it yeah you have this room full of people and all of them are getting infected it should have been chaotic that's the thing I want Total Chaos agents particularly like in particularly these guys coming in and just biting and scratching everybody and then you needed a Gremlins ending where our hero is able to find a way to blow the building up rage zombies inside it we can't let this rage virus escape this building but we also have to save our friend in the meantime it's almost like a [ __ ] could write this without thinking about it very hard I could do a whole lot better [Applause] you got to turn off the part of your brain that's seen movies even though they had a bustling uh uh Film Community in the 70s and 80s I guess they never saw movies no have Italians ever made a good movie yes they made like three or four I've had three four movies that are good three not The Bicycle Thief [ __ ] please Il Postino the The Good the Bad and the Ugly look we hate we hate Italian so much that when we make our big budget Mario Brothers movie We're Not cast in any Italian no get Chris Brown the whole time we don't have anything to do with these Italians they need to stop foreign ers [Music] what sprinklers why because you know why I don't huh shot of a sprinkler why not what scene transition yeah put something in the movie something has to go in between these two shots show the concert again or a duck or a sprinkler I I give this movie all the credit in the world for chekhov's lawn sprinkler yes yes the one exciting instructions oh you nearly got me well it was it was made better because it wasn't just that like they cut to an establishing shot all the exciting action of the movie is over yeah and this is our like like uh closing scene and so we see just an establishing shot with a sprinkler and Mike made a big [ __ ] deal out of that sprinkler which made it even funnier when there was a payoff to it was it all right yeah oh this is not good oh my God go out the window please go out the window oh come upstairs [Applause] onto the sprinkler hey guys should be shooting out blood though that's still pretty cool though yeah I like it like I got shoved through his mouth or neck or something okay all right okay all right that was a genius of the sprinkler shot paid off I'm sorry everybody it all worked out you're right in the end they that had a point I'm stunned anyway this movie sucked you wanna move on yeah okay bye Jay so you know sometimes it's nice to to visit Old Friends oh to maybe revisit you know some people that we've uh you know yeah I've had experiences with in the past what are you getting at what's the most deadliest prayer that one time that was fun but you know a few years ago on a Halloween episode we watched a a little film called Shark Exorcist uh directed by a man directed by a pervert named Donald farmer and so we decided to dive in more to the Donald farmer no pun intended filmography who have you seen we though and see uh you know what other what other kind of Kinks he's got going on and we ended up with dorm of the Dead Mike explain dorm of the Dead well would you describe this as a movie that's that's question number one Mike is this a film no oh look another one hey um doesn't question this at all why um this is a collection of images for one purpose for Donald farmer this is this is this is the trashiest of trash is pervert is pervert slanderous I guess not it's an opinion you can be a harmless pervert okay yeah you just like weird [ __ ] I legally called Donald farmer a pervert in this and this was defense and I can't believe I'm saying this go ahead it's not as bad as shark actually oh no oh no oh no that's true that's true [Music] are we going to get a story even I don't know we got a story there's zombies where are they where are they yeah now I don't know I bet they're going to come in this room any minute I think so what a [ __ ] question was that I don't know like like like both of these movies they're they're horror movies that they want to sell they want to Market as horrible this is this has gone beyond that it's where it's like either a fetish or a kink or or or he's like I'm gonna sell this to the 18 guys out there in the whole world that want to buy this [Music] damn sweetheart there's very specific audience you know what I mean very specific aren't there far better examples of sleeves out there though if you just want sleeves when it gets really specific like making out with a zombie woman the girl is in a like a degrade horror film and and then I'm talking the most specific of weird horror fetishes uh I'm a complete stranger in an alley I guess that is clearly a zombie is there any fetish this man doesn't have well his fetish is good filmmaking his fetish is women in bikinis writhing around on dirt well they're a shark actually yeah we don't notes we don't know how he's gonna work that in there I don't know and then there's a little parkour and then a man attacks him oh then a ninja zombie a ninja man attacks him but there may not be a zombie that's gone that's true yeah why if that's a zombie why is it jump flipping off the walls yes who [ __ ] knows Jay correct was that a zombie I don't know I don't know indubitably and then then they kill him and then he tried to Sherlock Holmes this morning I am so we eliminate everything that doesn't make sense and whatever else is left that must be the truth if you get rid of everything it makes no sense there's no movie we didn't watch anything it solved thank god let's move on Don't Panic everybody there and there is this the movie with weird dolls yes yes she has weird dolls in her room she lives in Grandma's house the next scene we cut to is Tiffany shapas making out with another girl in another room that has the same dolls but there's more of them somehow there's more of them [ __ ] off her get It Go Go grab as many dowels as you can [Laughter] let's treat it as a film Let's ignore the Let's ignore the fetish everything we know is a fact what is the story of the film Mike okay well ignoring the fact that we're gonna we're gonna ignore speculation about the filmmaker Donald farmer it's a story about a goth girl story her name is Claire Sarah Sarah her name is Sarah you got goth girl and her friend who may or may not be 13 years old she looks like she's 15 or 14 or 13. remember that time and then I uh the rage that has nothing to do with the story of the film in the context of the film that character is a college student their ball college ball College everyone from 13 to 45 as a college student in this movie they're all college students Sarah and her friend uh go to college in Kentucky and there's there's a couple of like a girl blonde girls that are like the the uh this is Mean Girls Mean Girl types they don't like the Goths tell me again what it is we're going to do well do you remember those test tubes we have the same voice is that the real voice are these people how would we want to do that besides you said it was fake oh my God are they talking is this acting are you drinking too much should I do an intervention with you are you are you too much of an alcohol Envision my ass they I have a feud there's a professor man who has a class you know he's a professor because he has a lab coat on always chalkboard it says death you just talk about theories of death he says by the way I I'm a doctor or a professor or something I was in Haiti yeah yeah and I'm studying zombies and there's a Haitian zombie and I took his blood look at this and I have it this is zombie blood what is this class again like the first film with Primal Rage where there are rage zombies that kind of like randomly happen that it doesn't really become a full epidemic it's just whoever wanders into the basement there's a couple of zombies and then the the the girls who hate those goth girls she goes into her and pours blood zombie blood she goes into the basements where she finds out about the zombies and the the professors she overhears the conversation tries to blackmail him I'll help you if you give me your zombie blood foreign why is he at the door where's zombie come from no no worry why why he at dorm but meanwhile in the basement we have our B movie Scream Queen Tiffany sheppas yeah uh there's some characters in the basement that are zombies or whatever the girl you've been busy haven't you I see you've made yourself a couple of new friends too I'm really sorry about all this but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to put an end to my little experience why is she standing around waiting for him because zombies listen to he's delivering next position to zombies yeah definitely chefus looks real bored yeah why are they just standing there oh oh oh it's plastic gun fell uh whoopsy do bye oh Jesus well at least we got to know the back story I guess that's yeah yeah here here's where it gets confusing because they are Mindless George Romero type zombies right the goth girl that has now been infected she's eaten raw me she is well she reacts to it as if she's a vampire [Music] [Applause] [Music] get that hair out of your mouth yeah seriously stop eating they made a head oh made ahead Donald farmer had to waste his best that oh do you think he made his own style Mike there's a reason there's no eye oh I don't like when it looks at me that's not the reason oh no yeah and the whole movie is her like looking trying to curb her hunger yeah she she plays it like a vampire it's written like she's a vampire but she's definitely not mind like she's not she's not a dumb zombie yeah she likes fast food burgers and uh gas station deli meat you something for that big appetite of yours it took it to the gas station hey it's a quick trip buy you a hot dog oh no they're filming inside the gas station wow she's an employee what are you doing she's coming back from her cigarette breaker's high school friend that's how he got in here she runs the local truck stop bologna why would that be what you go to uh because it's edible right out of the package I guess but what but zombies don't like baloney [Applause] all right she needs meat my meat no you take her to the grocery store and she grabs like raw steak or something yeah but the actress can't actually shove raw snakes also they couldn't get a grocery store yeah and they couldn't get a grocery store they already did the drive to fast food with the Monster Burgers yeah eventually she's gonna eat this guy right yeah so much time with this guy oh no it's not like the first time she killed somebody like strange thing about that scene is that happens after she knows she eats people now yeah she's already eating a couple of people she eats people then bologna then people yeah because she it's the guy that picks her up outside the uh the driving but there's also a medical emergency that's happening with with fire trucks yeah and that's already after she's eaten the 40 year old college student right [Music] oh you're not someone's mom is that supposed to be a student that's another student foreign oh really so we got a 13 year old playing a college student and we have a 40 year old played a college student is that why she's shrouded in darkness oh no that's just gonna that's just Donald farmer yeah yeah well let's talk about Arkham Asylum or I'm sorry Arkham dormitory uh the Arkham yeah there's this terrible place that 14 year old Dean sentences her to right even though there's so much to talk about Miss Hannigan do you you know why I'm asked to see you today uh principal baby no [Laughter] to the school and I'm younger than you I'm 14 years old and I'm very responsible this is the tallest chair they could find it's a it's a stack of phone books I'm in principle I am not in fact four children stacked in a suit Dean Gates says I have to get a job and earn the rest Mega Dean doesn't tell you to get a job no we didn't give a [ __ ] where your money comes from take out of my dorm room tonight apparently tiny Dean has all the power in this entire College the dean of this college is 14 years old yeah he's a little fella and he banishes you to random dorms yeah I send you to the Arkham dorm he's a little man I think the problem was they didn't give him a tall enough chair that is the problem because later he's outside the club trying to score and he's having to talk to college students and he doesn't want to be doing that he has a book on his desk that says it's called Reading literature it seems kind of like a catch-20 too I don't know what that was I mean it's the thing it's the thing you have to do to literature is read it the book should be called how to read how to read and he sits in front of the giant map of the USSR yeah he's got a Soviet map that's the only map they could find yeah hey why are you looking at me like that because you turned her into a zombie uh uh uh but um she just that's it she's a zombie now she eats people until she gets killed at the end she's a zombie she wanders around and then she gets shot on the news yeah well her 13 year old friend cries by stock footage man my stock footage then drag her across the grass yeah she gets shot in the head that's the important part because Dragon Beacon because the movie doesn't end uh because that's a dollar apparently a Donald farmer trademark Sarah's dead we just lost our oh protagonist someone shot her the stock footage that they showed shot footage man yeah and she's crying so is the movie over I think it might be I think this is the end yeah [Music] on the ground again yeah to the ground oh my God [Music] good work Mike good work that's moving in a different way oh no [Music] yeah I want to be doing body shots what is this yeah that's true yeah and On a related thing is related to sharks this has nothing to do with anything in this movie is this like we need to hit feature length for distribution yeah we're only at an hour oh God are you kidding foreign oh there they are oh they just wandered in oh so the so we're still in the Arkham uh well except there was the one that they shot who's that that's his that guy's wife I guess this is the nastiest apartment but but that really brings us into what we're about to talk of our next chapter of this discussion of Dawn of the Dead is that is that we cut to weird 14 year old girls in Kentucky on a mini DV camera Circa 2001 yeah and we've jumped backwards in time a decade with one of those Cheapo wide-angle lenses that you uh screw onto the front of your camera yeah you can see the vignetting around the edges of it and it's clearly like it doesn't match at all then they go to class the professor who he knows a professor because he's wearing a lab coat he looks like crisper it's not HD but it's a newer camera but then in the classroom we're intercutting between that footage and footage that is clearly 10 years older because nobody is in the same shot with each other can we say a dead man has come back to life exactly whoa It's like a talking between the decades yeah woof it's like time travel maybe you'd like to guess if that's blood then I think it's gross the [ __ ] why the echo because she's she's going to class there were Amazon Echo more people in three different rooms yeah and never never the three shall meet yeah now at no point even though even though the main conflict in this movie is between the mean girl and the goth girl they're never in the same room no way you're lying am I my thought was because we talked about Donald farmer like oh he makes these is like weird fetish things for himself clearly a lot of his movies have gotten distribution and this is the case of like oh uh we need to to prop up the movie a little bit I have the [ __ ] I shot nine years ago we'll shoot some new stuff for it we'll put Tiffany shapas in it because she's kind of a name and then that'll give us a chance to put some more zombie Gore some nudity because I don't think there's any nudity in the old footage it's all in the new footage yeah it's all goodness considering our cast we don't need to see them naked there's a whole back story with the college professor man with the lab coat and he he went to Haiti he went to Haiti and he got zombie blood from the uh authentic Haitian zombie that was definitely Haiti he went to and and while he's got the blood in his lab coat and he keeps it with him at all times which is another interesting I don't know how he got the blood and then why the blood remained like active or while the zombie that's an interesting question does zombie blood remain active at all times it's fine sure he decides to have an affair with a student the the the professor has an affair with the student and he says okay the student says ultimatum you leave your wife which is well then got to marry me and he's like okay I have a good plan meet me in the basement at midnight and I'll tell you what my plan is and she's like okay that sounds like I'm not gonna get murdered means I am an adult farmer with me so I'm probably gonna have to ride around on it he was adulterous and wanted to experiment with Haitian zombie blood and it all just kind of came together for us to a very exciting moment though because one thing we know from Shark Exorcist oh yeah is this man likes women having seizures on the filthy ground whatever the effects the blood will have on your nervous system expect the results in about oh 10 seconds oh oh seizure seizure she's limp she's limp she's falling on the ground it's dirty it's dirty in there yeah it's happening [Applause] [Music] you did it awesome he just had an orgasm hooray it seems like a lot of work when you just want to masturbate to women having seizures yeah Mike part of the movie to masturbate called like the seizure man right like like a like a ethereal creature that appears from the woods and just and that goes yeah and they go oh like two months here's where we pitch the seizure man Donald Farmer Listen Up Donald we know what you got you we got you we understand 117 college girls go on a ski trip wow not eight not four 117. 117. it's a big ski trip right ski trip they can't wallow around in the snow it's got to be on the filthy ground it's 117 college girls at the mud wrestling convention how about this 117 uh girls have to go to Donald Farmer's backyard oh maybe they're like like Greenpeace characters like green Beast girls that want to help like like say the dolphin or something yeah or or help plant like crops planting crops [Music] there it is third world country they they they take a plane out there there's a hundred okay lay it down Mike lay down I'm opening it to 148. can we shoot this in the Philippines yes no no we can shoot this in Donald Farmer's backyard it takes place in the Philippines yeah okay but we can shoot it like back here in his backyard filmed in Kentucky all right the 148 College age girls fly to the Philippines to help plant crops meanwhile there's a mystical Legend called the seizure man yeah and and he appears at The Mists and with with his magic he makes College age girls all over in the dirt you have to be between the ages of 19 and 22. we have 75 minutes of just like one one after the other having seizures until they start figuring out that it's a local Legend and then the movie ends how does the movie ends the credits and then we get 15 minutes of some random scene that has nothing to do with anything totally unconnected to that movie we know your formula sir seizure man Donald we got we have the movie that will drain your balls [Music] sit and spin [ __ ] so we got two movies done we only have one movie to go don't panic we're almost done with all this [ __ ] I feel real chill man uh rich don't panic I am not I'll talk about the movie though oh oh okay don't don't panic is a very sweet love story between a unibrow and a pair of Children's dinosaur pajamas yeah well there's yeah the main character he's not a character he is just something to fill out dinosaur pajamas summarize the movie quickly so we could dig into it uh it's our main character's birthday what's his name Sam no Sam was the other movie The Greatest American Hero is yes Michael they say his name 500 times in the film big surprise huh Michael hey Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael hey Michael hey Michael do you want to see your birthday present Michael yeah it's Michael's 17th birthday his drunk mother very much wants him to get the birthday over with Michael yes Mom is everybody gone yes Mom oh thank God but his friends all throw him a surprise party that takes place after his party I guess they're just hanging around outside the house secondary birthday party hiding inside his house yeah after his cake and birthday hats and balloons party's over presumably they were already there for his first party that night I would assume so to surprise him for his second party that night yeah but Tony takes a little too far crap it doesn't even move yeah where's the ghost Tony's [ __ ] yeah Christy's right yeah shut up everybody wait he bust out the Ouija board did you say Ouija Luigi yeah the Luigi board the Luigi board the Ouija board exactly it's supposed to be pronounced Ouija but everybody says Ouija Ouija we job we jump technically none of us can say Ouija why no Hasbro will have us uh yeah which they got the proper authorization but if you ever watch a ghost hunting program like ghosts so his friend Tony breaks out [ __ ] [ __ ] statement yeah go ahead if you ever watch a haunted program Like a Ghost Adventures or they always say spirit board even if they're interviewing a guest right or or like like someone who's like oh my house is haunted Zach Bagans um what what well what did you do I'm Zach Bagans what did you do well we took out our spirit board and we were playing around with the spirit board yeah they can't you can't say Ouija board I will legally correct my statement thank you please thank you listen but remember before you go forward that orida holds the trademark on tater tots that's true yeah I did not know that yeah so and Rich loves his tater tots you're gonna have to refer them as Spirit tops from now on hey devil have a drink okay so their friend Tony busts out the stupid board oh you [ __ ] spit all over me I had like like half a beer in my mouth and and it just it just flew out now half the beard is on my arm Tony bored and they try to contact uh Virgil Virgil I would like you to meet some friends it also turns out to be the devil Virgil turns out to be some kind of demon yeah although I think it's supposed to be a mystery where we don't know it's Tony that's possessed at first right it takes a little while thank you it's supposed to be just yeah some sort of weird Michael figures it out because he can see it behind his red eyes yeah yeah oh oh no it's because Tony appear like actual Tony appears from the TV oh my God I need your help Mom it's eating raw chicken what is that when he just wants to have breakfast which is just a bowl of ham well it's also important to point out that Michael is an American living in Mexico yes he is the Greatest American Hero because there's Parts where it sounds like he has a Mexican accent coming yes yes I think that's the overdub actor yeah they didn't necessarily get him when they did the overdose nothing weird here get this young man out of here right now let's go kid leave me alone hey Google mom you gotta listen to me Tony he's got nuts well the filmmakers are are Mexican but you can hire American actors that will come down and be in your movie yes but the point but but the movie definitely makes a point of being like we are in Mexico City yeah so they're not trying to pass it off like other like we've seen other more Italian movies where they try to make it seem like it's in America they didn't try and hide it from the opening narrations like we are in Mexico City Michael has an opening narration like it's an episode of The Wonder Years which is really weird I knew it was definitely going to be a different birthday not just because my dad's work had yanked me out of Beverly Hills High and then ship mom and I down to Mexico City I mean Mexico City for the rest of high school the pits or or was that an afterthought because they did make a vague attempt to create English English language signs oh that's right really out of place yeah oh yeah the hospitals Central Hospital central hospital well because you can see the Spanish sign on the building and so I think they tried to make it look like and all the [ __ ] Coca-Cola the important part is Michael is wearing children's pajamas from the point of the movie Rich tell us all about the point of the movie he's wearing a pair of dinosaur pajamas Children's dinosaur pajamas how old is he uh 17 17 17. just turned 17. for eight like I give a damn about your business son we're talking about he's 12 or 18 or something jeans and a pajama top he's doing laundry why does he keep wearing it it's his favorite pajamas Why did they think this was a good idea his bedroom is full of race car posters and toys and toys he rides around on a little bike that's the thing if we're looking for like cultural signifiers this is a child you're gonna think I'm crazy man but someone wants to hurt her crazy man no kidding just look at you just look at you last Maniac you're wearing dinosaur pajamas no oh no well especially like as the movie goes along and the stakes get higher and his friends are dying and he's trying to warn other people about what's happening and he's riding his bike to their house and he's wearing the children's pajamas I just want to know what was the thinking having him wear that it's real is it is it a cultural barrier because that's as we've often said that's where the best bad movies come from is when there's that divide between like uh someone trying to make something American even going back to Primal Rage there's so much dialogue in that movie that is so it's not like laugh out loud funny but it's weird if you had any hair on your ass you'd flip over to that cool slab and catch him humping his monkeys and he was like oh okay it was written by an Italian person trying to write American dialogue so their teenagers weren't dinosaur pajamas and have sexual intercourse at the same time while wearing dinosaur pajamas wearing dinosaur pajamas he does reach that point uh towards the the third Act of the movie where he he strips off his dinosaurs because he's an adult he strips off the top but he keeps the bottoms under his jeans to go yet yeah he needs to keep that connection to his childhood in his heart it's a coming-of-age film with no pun intended Jesus kind of balance problem hanging his posters he loves a Dutch tilt [Music] my eyes are down here that was just subtle enough because usually my eyes are up here yeah yeah foreign [Music] because when the Killer is about to kill somebody Michael suddenly he loses his own vision and all he can see is what the killer sees from like from the Killer's point of view [Applause] yeah there's really something to that because he's still clearly like in his own body he's stumbling around like he's blind stumbling around he's still seeing these terrible things happening and that's a fascinating idea why does he look like a rare Romano [Laughter] that's just the way it is it's possessed by Ray Romano come back here Michael somebody loves me Michael I kept waiting for the [ __ ] payoff or he would they would do something something clever or he would see through the eyes of the killer Through The Eyes of the killer that would help him out and outsmart them yes yeah yes it didn't happen because you've seen a movie right yeah yeah this Rich Evans has seen films before right where something that's set up earlier later on it pays off right is that what you're saying that's what I'm saying that's a radical idea it's just Theory I've been working what you're saying is crazy I call it I like to call it chekhov's gun scum [Music] excuse me Senator the senator says you should have him for dinner dinner sure why not I think the payoff you're looking for rich is the scene where he's he goes to his girlfriend's uh fancy family dinner with the mayor or whoever that was amazing [Music] [Applause] thank you and he and he he can't see anymore so he just blindly starts shooting up the [ __ ] room and the man who was who just bought his ticket for the Titanic scores he said my daughter my dinner party this will ruin my business my business will be Nationwide worldwide [Music] it's not like hilarious it's just it's competent but it's so odd that you're just kind of engaged yeah you're laughing at how silly it is because it's almost like a cultural difference yeah yeah Everything feels slightly off yeah from Mexico tried to make a horror film I'm trying to make a Nightmare on Elm Street film yeah it's kind of like that yeah again check that yeah oh [ __ ] everything yeah ruin all your toys take the closest oh no no what why is he throwing out her butt you're gonna hit her butt yet oh you're kind of acting crazy yeah [ __ ] that pencil tray we should point out both Primal Rage and uh Don't Panic have pretty amazing room trashing scenes oh you get so mad at his laundry yeah and and Don't Panic it's the most pathetic room trashing scene that maybe has ever existed where he's just throwing laundry at the at the walls his car it was race car posters roses colored pencils yeah he made Orson Welles blush Arsenal's busted his hand open that's right and bled yeah all over the place but kept going do you think Michael much like Martin Sheen did in Apocalypse Now DiCaprio do you think Michael split his hand open when he threw his laundry across the Michael split his hand open ripping that poster of the race car off the wall oh I got a paper gun this is just like Garson Wells Michael is up there with Orson Wells and Martin Sheen in Apocalypse Now and or and uh citizen King yeah Citizen Kane Apocalypse Now Don't Panic Don't Panic sorry I had to look at it don't panic some serious room destruction what was what was the infrastructure in Primal Rage I almost forgot well this is a kid uh uh what's his face Duffy trashing the uh Hospital oh he's pushed over shelves yeah no logical reason to be in the room that's a whole that's a different thing when Charles Foster came [ __ ] up that room he's angry when Tommy why so in the room [ __ ] up that room he's angry I guess when Don't Panic guy yeah Michael is just concerned that his mom thinks he's nuts Michael it [ __ ] up that room he's angry it's all very very different and they're all very unique so don't ever bring in uh Primal Primal Rage you don't even know what you're supposed to be arguing the main thing is that in Dharma the dorm of the dread nobody crashes those he should be arguing and he lost Focus halfway through the sentence Primal Rage is in the title no [ __ ] films he's angry he's raging they're all angry but for different reasons I'm sober Rich opinions are like [ __ ] mine are right what the hell do you expect me to do drop a million dollar deal just to come here to a birthday party you'd like to see me fail wouldn't you tired of all yours the shotgun seems extreme where'd it come from I think so he's carrying his friend over her shoulder not his friend in his pajamas who is it his sister's friend the guy's sister was just murdered yeah oh but he was he at the Seance too no he's just like an older brother he's just the older brother who's a shotgun and so he so Michael went over to his house to tell him that his sister was gonna get killed and then his sister got killed and now he understands what the [ __ ] is going on yeah I want to ask you about the ending of this film we're past the point where we take the guy out of the apartment and he doesn't have his pants and that's a huge plotline yeah yeah a huge plot point it leads to lots of problems it does I gotta go back and get my pants if he didn't go back to get his pants he would have lived hold down Bobby no no no no right now man I don't even have my [ __ ] pants on man look it's freezing sheep I'll go get my pants and I'll be right back this is like a plot point getting his pants calm down man calm down I'll get his back okay okay but he's got two pants on that's true my overpants on and I will wear mine take my offer pants my blue dinosaur pajamas pants I'll continue to wear those to save this time I guess it is nice to know that even though we're not seeing the dinosaur pajamas they're still there oh yeah they're still there yeah the shirt is not though he changed the shirts yeah yeah no no no no no I'm not stupid now where are you gonna go no no no no no no no Ray Romano's gonna get him he did everything he could except for hanging out of the car he could have just stayed in the guy in the underwear yeah he said yeah I gotta go get something stupid at the end yeah I gotta go get some smokes he had a laps oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] man I got no money it's just a weird point to decide I'm gonna go into a grocery store with a shotgun because he needed to act stupid so the killer could kill the drunk guy yes there's that but also you talk like someone who's never smoked in your life and I understand that I haven't smoked neither have I but that Temptation yes you need them you need them he should have got him from the diorama in the guy's apartment where he had string with Coke and cigarettes those are all empty they're just empty cups yeah that's no good I'm sure it smokes he smoked oh yeah there's a specter coming at you I would wait on the smokes I just a bit you're a smart man like you know sometimes you have you know but I'm just saying you already stopped to get the dude pants I'll go get my pants and I'll be right back I don't even have my [ __ ] pants on man okay okay at least tell the guy to put some pants on before you rescue him yeah that's what Indiana Jones would do that's what he's famous for is telling people to put pants on right right yeah that whole scene where he kicks the guy out of the blimp no pants [Laughter] no pants all the Germans start looking for their pants yeah yeah so nine holes and these are his photographs something else he was wearing his pajamas he's the only girl man around that wears pajamas well spotted they all spotted yes ma'am we have that information already can I have a word with you what what is the name of who's wearing his pajamas Mexican Al Pacino well listen what is what is this uh what is it Joe El Pacino oh oh no all right all right you won that one yeah you've won that round Al Pacino that's good that's good that's good so don't panic and then Michael drops a safe on the bad guy he drops a safe on him like it's a [ __ ] Looney Tune it was some kind of a piece of equipment he uses his levitation powers on Michael yeah which he has levitation Powers they can levitate the safe off of him no but what levitation Powers oh he makes Michael lift up 12 15 feet in the air and so he's floating around he's like Alex [ __ ] stab him Frida comes in with a knife and she well she goes and she gets the knife and she stabs him in the chest even though El Pacino is there [Music] oh that was easy [Applause] oh I'm dead oh why why [Music] the paperwork on this oh my God [Laughter] [Applause] Michael our pajama wearing hero floated up in the air five feet and fell and he died and then Al Pacino would just walks off the scene he's like I'm gonna go now I'm not paid enough for this [ __ ] I'm going back to the the cartel stuff like I I've done that I don't wanna I got some drug dealers to work yeah like the room sounds as long as we love each other nothing can take us apart there will always ah he lives forever in her heart the end what a magical ending still dead though [Music] well guys we talked about three Halloween films in the month of October sure did and none of our discussion was plagiarized um thanks did you no no I said everything from my own heart I'm pretty sure right yes exactly me too yeah we it's actually harder to play drives it takes more words yeah yeah now let's talk about the three horror pictures that we watched for our Halloween edition I guess Mike's in charge now of best of the worst I'm now hosting now that we're done okay this is the point who cares where we pick our best of the worst I am going to give it to Don't Panic it feels like a real movie in Children's dinosaur pajamas that is my reasoning that's all you have to say uh me yeah what's the matter Sarah do you drink something that disagreed with you something like I don't know zombie blood didn't you actually give it two sharks I did you sure did and because Mike shares some Tendencies it is not and dorm of the Dead is no shark Exorcist that's true for many reasons I I recognize it's sleeves and it's like it it it's merging of two video formats from 10 years apart it's fascinating in that way but really don't don't Paris I keep wanting to go on Castaway Don't Panic what it looks like Castaway I can't see it it looks like Castaway if you're blind like the main character of the film don't nobody [ __ ] a volleyball in this movie Mike yeah nobody [ __ ] a volleyball don't perish Don't Panic what is it called Don't parents don't Paris don't Paris as a periscope is a film about a man and pajamas it's more interesting than Donald PL uh I don't know [Laughter] it's more interesting than Donald unpleasant perversion of underage uh aged appropriate girls writhing around having seizures oh Eat Your Heart Out Roger Ebert I think it's pretty certain that everything you just said is definitely not plagiarized nobody else has ever strung any of those words together Donald unpleasant underage girls riding around in the dirt yeah yeah there's that's not a phrase that is appropriately aged age either that was afraid to come up that has come up since a review of shark actresses that's probably not yes yes uh uh I know you're going to pick Castaway uh Josh yeah it looks like yesterday it doesn't doesn't even close your pick for sure Dorma the dead is best the worst oh no no no no it's easily dump Panic easily don't panic because uh uh Primal raids was it tried to be a movie and it failed dorm of the Dead did not even try to be a movie and of course it wasn't a movie it everything had failed that don't panic is actually pretty charming and it's a lot of fun jay uh oh my best of the worst is Castaway story Tom Hanks is it raining yeah [ __ ] I don't know why why are we in this cabin exactly I don't even know where this cabin came from I don't know how I got here there's probably monsters you you did the you read the book the book the book yeah yeah so we probably have to like conquer something right you know you could take care of it I'm just going home yeah yeah you go go ahead should we look in the book to make these movies just disappear and maybe erase the last eight hours of Our Lives can we do that we can try is it there yeah check it out right literally the only thing we can do is try yeah I don't know I mean most of it's not in English so you go ahead clap two verata Necto ipsum verectum or magata Malone stock hakamau batita this is all about nonsense it doesn't mean anything yeah that was legitimate Thunder as you've said that are you Conjuring Donald Farmer's perversions why do you fall down to the floor and have a seizure and we'll see how I react oh oh yeah [Music] oh my God I'm possessed by evil and I'm blind I've gotta find dorm of the dead and destroy it thank you oh there it is fireplace I'll throw dorm of the dead into the fireplace foreign this is [ __ ] [ __ ] Halloween [Music] [Applause] [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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Length: 94min 42sec (5682 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 29 2021