Best Of Also Fitz 7

as the ominous bombs boomed softly in the distance John and Fitz made their way through the meadows and fields in search of a mate I want a mate said John excitedly as he ran gallantly through the forest now it's been months since the last he whispered to himself he's hoping for instantly quite here he's been doing that lately pitch does hair and becomes more and more concerned every minute you know maybe one day I won't need to find a mate cuz I've got my soul mate right here he said gleefully as he gave Fitz the eyes Fitz front himself John a homosexual in so frustrated you can't escape the black guy yeah until they hunted well that was sad yeah [ __ ] up I can't believe they hit Robin Williams in there have you seen the Robert now he got me sick no hostiles were clear I got two more copyright claims oh okay you're miss it's not even May it's this create music Group Inc yeah no there's a whole bunch of really malicious companies they've been claiming a fright no reason why can't they be delicious companies that was easy do what the far surely jump to that okay well you've just killed me see you mate I'll just go back to the start then you don't understand like you skipped the whole thing because I put the portal there because I really did all the progress [ __ ] off count but [ __ ] off you know give [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] [ __ ] you chill with me for a second okay you make nothing's hotter than they need to be go through there if you can you can figure that out my [ __ ] briancon all right chuckles don't jump off the side this time [Laughter] terribly fat my goodness when I first met the creator of the office the only thing I could think was how terribly fat he was Wow pretty judgmental John I am separating from you guys I am separating from you so hard right now come god my lawyer will be in touch successfully completed my father's quest boy now I shall bestow upon you with a mighty force oh the long [ __ ] of the king that sounds right P but I would cut into it let's do it I'm terribly sorry about my son yeah that was [ __ ] [ __ ] uncomfortable for me if I care man maybe like two mana potions will make that whole thing go away or something it was [ __ ] weird maybe if you consumed the man attention on an ohm is it a [ __ ] roofie and that might approach to something you'll be boy he's back man what the [ __ ] he's back in my roommates tell me weird [ __ ] about my anus and stuff what do you talk about okay my room a person so it was everything yeah it was with baby what the [ __ ] Oh got him down [Music] baby do you like that okay [ __ ] up I'm gonna block him off okay here here a sea shanty - a sea shanty one yeah wait for the drop [Music] hey CJ PT are you a tensor an ass kind of kid excuse me are you a tits or an ass kind of kid s you like ass yeah why not I don't know all right roll the music [Music] he is the [Music] likes the big booty [ __ ] oh yeah [Music] we're going to YouTube with something I was walking down the street and I saw a big booty girl and I'd like to have I want to [ __ ] that that'd be so strange and she gave me a big wing can I just came in my pants I came in my pay and why I'm embarrassed about it sometimes you see beaches and laughs we got big breasts but I do not like no I couldn't care less baby I want to see something different yeah everybody loves big booty [ __ ] over here what a great crowd so awesome everyone it's just here love it big booty [ __ ] that's great I love that Wow look at this kid right here this kid's like five years old he loves big booty [ __ ] don't you okay he's just yeah he's something [ __ ] weird going on with this kid I'll [ __ ] like this guy yeah all right right out of the bed big booty girl tell her hi for me kid because we all love big booty [ __ ] here and that's what it's all about let's go electrician go to look like and you can sing later what are you not like - not the sewer doors and make our wait why destroys give the directions kind of racist so I saw you weren't good enough to get directions he need to make up for his lack of screen time later wait hang on what's your mom's name mom Oh walk and and like she's got boobs she looks like a woman yeah oh my god I think we have to say mom she always wears that shirt wait what gender is your mom god dammit you do this is the biggest coincidence of all time away you have the same goddamn mom cold long ah Skippy Colo us Kokoschka P hold on oh look a Costco me it's important that you always go to a : Kevin McHale can Oscar be fixed what is your tank home a little colorful ball of joy what's yours I just I know I I meant because I want to get in the same one I think it's an Avox a mix 12 t do you know what oh it's it's French okay yeah it's a French boy alright I'm gonna get in the French boy - lets all get a little French boys the last moon rock will be mine no come on get away from me you creepy attic I don't have anymore give me some please help me find some [ __ ] need meat from the eggs already can sir I think that's just the symptoms of addiction now you [ __ ] you don't know anything wait a [ __ ] I owe you one way would he buy your address are you you've been arrested for taking crystal meth at a school ground nah what if you [ __ ] safe where's Moritz Beauty aren't saying anything talk more to nice you know lawyer literally to say you're a guilty for you ah [ __ ] no I don't know him either you just said you did I should wait guys a [ __ ] week I know unit well it's not hiring [ __ ] as your lawyer five that's a good call mate that's a good no you said if I did it once in sex you may know we're good ma'am thank you if you need a bit silly one we won't ever well just yell off you then pitch EMM have fun getting through those barricades your big dumb idiot oh [ __ ] damn [ __ ] terrible terrible palsy [Music] case of that palsy why you're so bad I don't know I'm terrible I don't know I just feel terrible just if you're if your name is palsy and you feel bad you've got a bad case of terrible palsy cerebral palsy is terrible you mean see repro palsy no it's no you see my name is palsy and I just feel terrible all the time just be grateful every time you feel down that you don't have premature ejaculation issues to a point where you're playing video games with your pals and you ejaculate in your pants and these infomercials like any [ __ ] weird from premature ejaculation but I ain't no virgin [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah all the time I come quick and I come tactical I come prepared okay hang on I'm gonna put something down on my W here I'm just going to keep moving forwards towards the same said you guys had to protect me okay keep you are going anywhere should I keep I keep going to the zone okay good good keep keep working it detective [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] like in the frame pretty short our work goodbye you're dead he's [ __ ] he's lost cause this guy knocked out by the storm guys we tried you stopped moving your content out of Italy really that's what you watch the footage back I want to start saying stabbing in reference to sex I mean that might be a poor idea that's just my personal advice you don't want to stab your girlfriend not at night I mean in an alleyway not in the traditional sense I gave a prostitute my money and then I stabbed her yeah Pete idli until she started screaming my face and I left where are these guys oh I see them I mean I don't but I see where they're coming from looking for a political perspective chocolate we're down to me Jesus aggressively I'm tired I don't know how you've thought more in the last hour than you have in your whole life probably the absolute state of the situation at hand is unfathomable with oh I think you have to look you just [ __ ] kill yourself mate you want to [ __ ] bet he's winding up the bunny hops that's [ __ ] let's go nice it's easy just do it on the run like I can [ __ ] go fool like you the spikes above you there what the [ __ ] the spikes can't look you see you don't even activating it's totally chill and then you're gonna want to put one there as well like a light blue light blue light blue oh I got you I got you okay this is gonna be real tricky okay extract this one down here okay you see ya and you're gonna need a drop and put a light blue down there okay so put it yeah oh wait I mean at the time that's perfectly because there's a thing they could say okay yeah wait where am I going you're going you're going you're going I don't know and now now down below you there there there wait wait wait oh I'm just saying I just saved your life no that's not what Oh I'm [ __ ] oh yeah I'm crying I'm emotion I can't okay oh [ __ ] well [ __ ] damn it I was standing on it you slap that on it's gonna kill me oh whoa I just saved you I think oh but what's the point of this with the door I think a [ __ ] surely not surely I'm all this way to [ __ ] up why is there such a thing if this doesn't work kill me okay I got the coupon what that do okay that made the stairs appear how the [ __ ] do I get to you they come back over sick and now we just okay hang on hang on stay in there [Music] full [ __ ] beat it make you do something do something kV to do it God do it is so aggressive ohit's Charlevoix remember the Shia LeBeouf me just do it no I used to use that for my outro and YouTube the word subscribe would come up with it would just be Shia LaBeouf going do it no one cares yeah I don't are we shooting Adam or what are we doing yeah that's engaging I want to marry you accept my love you play games where you get panicked near address I never panic just wanted to say that robots have no sexuality oh that's some poses [ __ ] I know you're trying to get greasy with someone oh no okay greasy with anything I have no preference okay but let's say some there might grenade in my hand right now okay first of all I was like a flashlight I was talking oh I'm sorry go ahead okay so what I was gonna say well anyways it's okay okay I'm sorry I don't know if like social awkwardness is in your programming but you're really [ __ ] sitting me off right now okay okay I'm sorry go ahead so anyway wish I could rhyme I wish I could rhyme that'd be my dream well are you freaked out it they're right in front of us guys once behind your yeah what's behind iran dan come save us please there's a guy behind this is two guys God in US it's like a campaign mission [ __ ] out the way man my weight helped my way make round hit knob ok pass out through crime [ __ ] [ __ ] can't corn maybe I'll do a backwards the mastermind I had that idea first what [ __ ] got mad bounce no no not your time at right I think and then you yeah put yours there now and then surely what that's so crazy oh what the [ __ ] are you standing over that platform down there yep oh oh Huggies and Brad you son I'm [ __ ] proud of you x6 6/10 accion before they were famous well it wasn't dead it was funny when you were joking about things that do not affect me like Jews and gay people why you have to bring it so close to home and and insulted my soundcloud a rapper yeah exactly Oh funny when you're insulting like a huge group of people especially when it's a group of people that I am NOT yes [Music] [Laughter] you know I had a guy I went to high school with that was obsessed with this game great taste I recall one time he was talking to me about all these different types of tanks in my art class and I was just like yeah okay I was just trying to [ __ ] picture and he goes hey you want to know how I would have won the war if I were to fuer I was like he goes if I were to Fuhrer I I could have won the war I was like you mean Hitler he goes no not Hitler like your fewers just a term for leader like if I was I'm like yeah if you were in Hitler's position if you were Hitler he's like it's like no no and I was like okay tell me tell me your plan and he laid out for like the next week he would keep talking to me about what he would do on the Eastern Front what he would do in the Arctic Circle what he would do on the Western Front what he would have captured and and I swear to God dude if he word if you're he would have won the [ __ ] war god let's make this kid the Furyk guys shoutout to this kid try get him to the Fuhrer by the end of the week I mean like it was funny because I was playing this game and I and I told I went into the Misfits disco and I was like hey guys you should download this game and then Fitz was like oh this guy wants that they want us to do a sponsorship I was like [ __ ] perfect yeah pretty sure we would have made videos on this anyway we don't tell them that yeah don't tell them god yeah oh you're a god yeah you killed what sir sorry you just sounded different than I expected that's all he talked about would you expect me to like I know like a little more Bowman a little more manly I don't know you sent that you sound young-looking kidding me alright we'll excuse me for being an almighty being that doesn't age I don't want to offend you are you sure that you're God cuz you don't sound anything like I thought God would sound like you don't sound right you better hold it right there otherwise I am gonna smile you alright why I don't want to get no smitten but you know if you're really real God that's what you sound like [ __ ] I kind of hurts my ears a little bit but I wouldn't exactly call it a smashing it it's kind of this uncomfortable to listen to is you sure you're God I don't think you're a guard at all that was a very powerful I got a call Zeus on my cell phone hold on alright and I'm gonna call your [ __ ] mom you're playing [ __ ] games again I put my angels hello mother Theresa yeah a total [ __ ] Jesus as Gandhi still alive can we [ __ ] it with the [ __ ] Gandhi was assassinated you [ __ ] Gandhi was the man he heaps what a true testament to his legacy yeah Gandhi was the man with lots of cool stuff that he said making progress I think then what calm down right down there put put put one there put a dot oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]

Channel: Jomar1001001

Views: 538,194

Keywords: Fitz, Zuckles, John on the Radio, Toby on the Tele, SwaggerSouls, McCreamy, Raccon, SMii7Y, Fortnite, Fortnite 2, Fortnite Chapter 2, Apex Legends, best of also fitz

Id: eFM9nZsWjTI

Length: 27min 30sec (1650 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 25 2019