Best of Jerma - Red Dead, Green Screen, Blue Too (November 2018)

I can't believe it where shance equip your pistol uh I and then enter sorry I had to all right destroy camera I don't I don't want to what there we go it's broken my plan is you know to to stall a no don't stall this this [ __ ] takes like 8 hours to build don't stop stalling it's going to be like a 9 and 1/ half hour stream look at how good I look right now I look fresh I look well rested fast forward 7 and 1/2 hours from now I bet you my hair is greasy my face is watery and like I got stained under my armpits now according to the local home security provider the house is is equipped with multiple cameras placed around the perimeter I suggest you get rid of them 47s oh but but I can't I don't want to do that I guess got come on go I got it celebratory dab fine that an itchy itchy nose for a second just go down it's not as easy as you think look out back to it then get the hell relax I go to hell any who like I said just give me a shout that's Ari the repair guy what a weird sink oh God it actually works what holy [ __ ] your sink sucks is it actually going to fill the whole place let's do it oh all right earthquake test it's good what are we doing about the pisser Morgan one by the tree wait yeah sorry dude like up in fact [ __ ] out of the way it's my turn next what' you say you see what I'm drinking dude it's a noxious energy hey dude I just get can you sign my noxious fuel can such a big fan man not an arrogant [ __ ] at all hey I'm going to get a tattoo of you on my ass tonight it's lit it's literally my turn Okay so he hey bro uh can you sign my scissors dude I got him I got congratulatory wine chug I I agree to that that was the weakest chug in the world okay just press o near the horse's head I don't understand wait no no no wait I'm sorry hey here's a little extra vitamin C hey what about you no don't run away from me it's good for your bones there's only room for one bird in this [ __ ] d is this a threat is this some kind of threat are you threatening me everybody knows that blueberry is better than lemon line you think you're going to take my Cal from me I can't imagine a more humiliating profession than being a mascot look at how good I look right now I look fresh I look well rested fast forward 7 and a half hours from now I bet you my hair is greasy my face is watery and like I got stains under my armpits look at how good I look right now I look fresh I look well rested fast forward 7 and 1 half hours from now I bet you my hair is greasy my face is watery and like I got stains under my armpits look at how good I look right now well Arthur I'm proud of you to be honest knew not hadn't been here I probably would have robbed him well you did it no no no don't let him take control of the situation receed don't you throw that thing at me oh my God oh my God it's a grenade where am I oh all right I'm doing it the normal way I'm doing it the normal way the normal way I'm putting on the suit and I'm going to the way that you're supposed to do this part of the security is Robert KNX genius inventor black Market's weapons dealer and Providence Defector both targets down well done 47 head for an exit and we'll speak against soon get [Music] [Laughter] on I probably would have robbed no just do the mission forget it forget it yes there there's the train yes it's here trying to hit the guy God damn it oh you you know you just want to like stuff your face in your dog's body and just smell his dog smell I I want to do that so bad right now uh the people writing question marks right now you Excuse me give me a break the the the Savory dog smell the am I [ __ ] out of my mind what are you talking about dog breath is gross it's not dog breath it's the Savory sleepy dog smell what how do you not know what this is I don't smell my dog like a lunatic Reddit SL dog lovers Reddit SL pet owners Reddit SL pet owners hey you I'm talking to you hey what the head kind of outfit you think that is really think I'm that stupid oh [ __ ] critical has a dog he [ __ ] gets it guaranteed I guarantee he gets it ask critical next time he streams does a dog have a Savory sleepy smell like the Savory dog smell he'll [ __ ] get it I know he will critical said you're sick get him in here get him in here get him in here where is he where is he right now I'll talk to him right now I'll talk to him right now let's check out this [ __ ] twisted bow and Tob any other games tonight germa is on a mildly drunken tie raid to tell people to show people that dogs have a different smell when they sleep all right you can tell him that he can smell my [ __ ] that's not going to work [Music] right where the hell did he go Charlie just called me thin skin you don't say that [ __ ] to me streamer battle fine ask him if he can do that can Charlie do that can Charlie do this didn't think so he's down for the challenge credit goes down for the I there's no challenge I'm not challenging anybody I was just going like this tell them in quotes you better watch out for this [Laughter] what was that Homer Simpson screen ger wants to know if I want to if I can karate chop my hand like what some type of [ __ ] outraged child going through an episode I can do something so much better germa here you tell JMA this if he wants to throw down I'll [ __ ] hit him with these playing cards Gambit style let oh [ __ ] let him know I'm a [ __ ] fearsome fighter I [ __ ] [ __ ] get after it you see this germa huh I'm not I'm not dealing with an amateur here it's fine Charlie why can't you do this you couldn't even tell how fast that was kindness this guy's going to come back at some point hey wait wait wait wait wait wait hey hey hey hey hey hey whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa D you hey excuse me where's my gun where's my gun where's my gun where's my gun where's my gun oh sh give me my gun back I spent so much time get give me that gun my God please I spent so much time getting that gun give me my gun back give me my gun where's my gun you [ __ ] sucker my God wait what what what what what I don't need to run any what no what it's on oh oh boy boy what' you miss you got to fight with Charlie it's PR much it and lost it's funny that you think that whoa we we I'm going to swing mom push me more push me a little higher that's you try and make a r for it I fancy me a chance [Music] I got to get out of here dude Ser I have to leave now I got to get out of I'm going to die [Music] I get get up get up get up [Music] yes if he has any microfilm in his house it might contain something interesting oh [ __ ] no I can't I can't do it I can't I'm not going to do it I can't I can't do that oh God damn it let me get all the Nubs out uh let me get the Nubs out there okay come here you [ __ ] taxis hey hey you're okay easy easy you're all right what the [ __ ] are you hey [ __ ] you I just opened up somebody's I'm just I haven't seen you before who are you nobody this guy is something else is he like your boyfriend or something hold it right there really [Laughter] oh there a party who are you this guy is something else he like your boyfriend or something another boyfriend another boyfriend what is he oh worms what the [ __ ] it's a worm what's going oh I needed that I need that I need that thing okay I got it back God damn [Music] it [ __ ] all of you throw it throw it what what Hey where's the dynamite is it in my hand no [ __ ] oh let's end this he's not going in there with him is he why are you both going in here what what is no problem hold my hair is name that's the challenge he accidentally drowned all right so so now what if I so I'm going to come out here and he's not going to come out so what does this guy have to say about that you know what I mean you're obviously waiting for him to come out of the bathroom we have a man here today who's about to change all that I don't care much for politics that is exactly why Blake is out ringing doorbells today he has no State just as much as an no connections to The Establishment no allies hidden away in Lawless groups that pull the strings around the world he's just a common man who decided that he wouldn't take it anymore he's looking for him here to clean up he doesn't know where he is exactly what you want and to make sure the government doesn't stick his nose everything but now when things are desperate we have to stick with the plan my got can't wait to see you with a fishing rod saying that make enough money then find that one was on purpose I will find that one was on purpose we do need money call me out for so keep a low profile especially in the local town that one I know there's a I know there's a real estate thing going this guy's looking around still for the Sir Mr Cassidy you okay a this is not good noan Cassidy hey where are you Mr Cassidy all right I need I kind of need this gig unharmed it' be much appreciated he's in a random open house basement if you could just show yourself unharmed it'd be much appreciated that's going to hurt hey what are you doing oh [ __ ] that's a stone cold knockout to the Head here's the best part about this he's going to wake up and guess what he's going to do Mr Cassidy I I just woke up somewhere I don't know where I am right now I'm not sure but uh where are you Mr Cassidy I a big lump on my head oh I actually this is better disguise the guy's bodyguard Mr Cassidy I I woke up naked somewhere I mean I'm not sure what this is but I woke up next to a plumber uh oh yeah before I go please do a fortnite dance I told my favorite Fort I TI uh yeah is this one the one with the [ __ ] kid the backpack on this [Music] one do you don't know how to get out of here man really you don't know how to step out of this box can I like what about somebody coming by can I ask somebody for help anybody like can I get help anybody body help oh no no no horses how can I how do I get rid they're not going to burn right I can't release them how do I release them can I set them free shoot the brains yep I got it go go go get out get out you can run free right help help oh God [Music] no oh no I'm sucking up [ __ ] box don't come over here just I could to said hey yo you really be here you do that oh hey you all right you must have seen the son of a [ __ ] sorry I didn't see nothing I have no idea oh no I got hit with meat out of a bush I have no idea and I'm going to go home I'm going to go my mom out and put my pants there some more walks here so a little bit a little bit more faster is it buets do we have a description of the suspect it's all a blurry mess it could be should just got a [ __ ] clip on [ __ ] hey come on then luck what the [ __ ] happened what the [ __ ] what wow that just scared the [ __ ] out of me what what the heck on what the I think I have to stop playing I have to stop playing I'm so oh my god oh holy what the [ __ ] okay woo woo that way girl come on come on get come on that was that was me getting on that was me getting on a horse I was me on a horse I was on a horse that's a horse that's me on a horse and that's the thing that you hold delete the stream delete the whole stream delete the stream delete the stream delete it's over I'm delete it delete the Stream you missed your chance boy get out of here kids you're done here move Jesus that full W up it was a creeper delete that one too so should I give like like the rundown of what lethal league is you know what go for it Tommy Pickles okay so lethal league is a series of back and forth It's a never ending struggle between two forces you got blue team versus red team I'm on the blue team he's on the red team and there's a ball that signifies a spherical entity and it goes back and forth between the two Never End just press F like just I was waiting for the story okay so there was there is no story I like it's called I just woke up by the way if you guys didn't know what this game was it's a back and forth between two struggling places and whoever gets hit first is the one that gets their health taken away you're not going to get that one I'm sorry it's about it's about two St like forces oh yeah and you can hit the people's dead bodies very important oh that's right oh my God if but like for just for real though if you don't know what this game is too much red versus blue situation it's a red versus blue SAR well I do got a pretty sweet house way better than your Minecraft house dude wait did you win yeah I killed you all right now that we can explain what the game is so if you don't know what the game is the hour you could explain what I just spilled [ __ ] Cofe I just got this [ __ ] room I just got this room and I spilled coffee all over it I can put it back on the coaster I'm I'm going to wash this again later I'm going to wash it okay now I got coffee all over me hold give me one more second two fighting Nations they try they're going to try to get wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait this you think you're going to get the train that's not going to happen they're never going to stop me ever people are never going to trust this train ever again it never ends it never end it's never going to end uhoh wow what's the button it's I don't know I don't I I want that to be my thing on my stream I'm not going to tell you you always were a freaking selfish lover get him watch out for that hor that guy just K that guy just shot a random person that person had nothing to do with it I have to get out of here this has to stop at some point right go the sun has set like twice something has gone down this person going back and forth for like two days I can't figure out how to stop him I really I have no idea why is everybody wanted me to do this no amount of blood and death will be able to suffice this train I'm going to fill I'm going to fill it until there's no more room like a it's a storage house like a we like one of those storage units just punt a bunch of animals put a bunch of animals and people this is just like the angel of death like Satan's Express I'm going to fill this with [ __ ] Elks and bears and people no it's Ark somebody's getting [Music] up we're attracting like once you get on you're not Al to get off I think I think for the uh the sake of how things used to be back in the good old days the older the old germa mhm um I think we have to make a bet oh no if you win I'll stop dsing you what the how did you get in I don't perfect I don't even need to pick him up oh God they're starting to move it's starting to become too much they're starting to be mailed into one person oh boy oh jesz this is this is demonic this is somebody said this is that guy came from the ceiling hey it's me German 985 and you're watching the Disney Channel come on they're [Applause] despawning oh sh no don't burn no hey it's me germa and you're watching the Disney Channel what I thought I thought I turn like turn hey it's me germa from the downtown of cero sports you're watching the Disney Channel help all right for the for this is this is an adults part of the stream if you're if you're not at least all love well to go to an R-rated movie then you're not you got to get out of here I I don't know I don't know what to do I whatever if you're not if you're not at least 17 with the of the parents permission you're not allowed to watch this stream by this point forward that goes for all of you 18 or you're not allowed to be here unless your mother told you it was okay no no in fact No in fact no you're not even allowed to be here even if you if you the S it's okay you're not supposed to be here you understand wouldn't it have just been a point for me oh my God what happened H you can only hit three times what the [ __ ] happened with that one see you can't can't press a direction when you're in the air otherwise it just goes straight to the ground uhoh getting a little tough there what see no it's cuz with neutral air neutral air that's the problem neutral air is the problem see that's how I lost every point no no that's not neutral air [ __ ] Jesus Christ Almighty please dab I vetoed dabbing so I'm definitely not going to dab toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy [ __ ] stop with the funky [ __ ] and just get it over there what go straight down straight straight down straight down not even at an angle straight [ __ ] down thank you so much kyat Toby $1 [ __ ] $0000 this is for you kyat Toby $100 sailor boy laid one on me a chief shot after that I don't know it's like getting into car accidents behind us there's a car accident like every 10 seconds glass breaking they like 30 cars come on if we're doing this get it over with shut up I'm listening oh there was a raid came in what was was who raided me I did oh oh uh critical did well thanks a lot man well I'll have to hit you up after this see how things are going wow what I'm not allowed to have other friends no but like when you're on a date with someone you really shouldn't be looking at other [Laughter] girls is that it no it's already just fell was just skydiving and landed behind us he's going to [ __ ] fiss his fants is it a jackhammer Peter you're a scientist I'm something of a scientist myself you know I find myself to be something of a scientist myself what Peter I hear you're quite the scientist well I'm something of a scientist myself get that in a [ __ ] pet Tre dish [ __ ] oh [ __ ] in my pants that's where it goes do Christopher walk in well okay dear Evelyn I hope that this letter finds you in a better way than when you we last part us bit words were exchanged you are taken too much liquor and this is Bernie Sanders J can you turn the game up I can't hear it I I can't hear it either dubb it okay I can't I can't think of anything hold on I gotta take this I just like a lip matching all right here we go [Laughter] you fooled me knock out piece of cake not lucky what is wrong with you 60 $100 there it is in the case a that's enough okay oh you made it here finally didn't think you were going to show up get lost out there somewhere see here here's all the money we took in from oh briefcase is that new wow and you were the only person to remember my birthday and I love Coke MAF was for under surveillance by the r pett theft dishcharge from the Army durain at Syracuse local beat the woman to death he did it thanks wait way to make it real easy for me James tyan I'm charging you with the murder of wrong guy I believe you didn't know what you were doing oh my head oh I have an instant headache best I can do load it how do I load that scene I'm trying to help you here if you have run the chin we're supposed to be doing this coke right now and you are going to RI the phone out of my hand that's unbelievable it's my [ __ ] birthday man mhm anyway I have you know if you want to go on a date with me uh Now's the Time to Say H it's right the body mother mother of Christ compels us remember when we were kids I was trying to do it the whole time G uhoh oh oh w w uhoh let's go again oh I hear some smashing of stuff what is he doing right now I can't what is he doing we're going again what they just makes up physics for you you got the [ __ ] Dev in your stream hey thanks a lot Dev next game it's crazy how this set was a best of seven you going to have anything left in your room before we're down here it's actually insane how the tension is boiling in this best to seven set no I get off me [Music] yeah that's my son I think what the [ __ ] this game blows game was made by toddlers gamer rage Here Comes The Rage okay so we're even at three to three the next game wins no no I I quit I don't know how many series I have to win when you keep extending them I mean it's just it just comes down to just getting in the right moment in the right mindset timing your shots carefully fundamentals uh he left the Discord by the way he's gone he's he's gone he's not here anymore he left he turned to scream off wait what why [Music] this can't we talk [Music] about [Applause] get to a dog you have created a wonderful form now let us shape its mind as your own where the hell is sanss man I don't even like this what is its favorite food sweet soft sour salty Sands where's Sands what's the score with r as removals I brought a radio from there that's all what are these faces [Laughter] I kind of want just watch for a little while how do you feel about your creation it will not here well I've got to tell you I think it has uh a little bit of Hope from that first game remember that one determination where's that one where's Sans where's Sans [ __ ] idiot don't look I know we play the pretend detective game with together and we try to find the criminals but this is not the time of the place dude just go home call Mom okay uh we're back here he just he got lost this guy I don't really know him he got lost but um anyways so so uh dinner tomorrow night potentially if you if you you could have me oh God [ __ ] no no you can't get so uh I get how my my little brother's going to come with us and um God that's ain't [ __ ] awkward at all is it checking system compatibility I it's compatible just get it so I don't have to deal with the Hitman issue come on I got hungry people here I got hungry customers here I just went in the back and I'm out of pizza there's no more pizza dough ready and there's like a line of people waiting for the pizza and I'm I'm the guy I'm the manager running in the [ __ ] back going like where are the [ __ ] pizzas hurry 49% of the restaurants want pasta well that's all right we'll just we just there'll be a a station to the left of the pizzas where you can put the [ __ ] pizza into a blender and then it pisses out pasta I don't know guys I'm trying to install a driver I'm trying to I don't know I don't know Name Your Vessel uh me whoops it's me the song goes out to my one of my closest friends in the audience right now dedicated to them because they mean so [Music] much I can't really go down from here I have I have to like sneak over there let me try this one more time I got one person wait what what what that was [ __ ] [Music] [Laughter] oh no it's time yeah oh ow no no I'm not supposed oh sh pull the fire off quick get like you did not put a bath bomb in the toilet again did you I can't wait till Sans come out here and he goes wa uhoh no wait hey hey hey oh it's electric that I sneezed no get out of there if you want to see her again then you'll be in trouble [Music] [Music] h it was hula hoop day and they ran out of Hoops for us so she used me instead that's our origin story partner I hardly know her what do you think of that one funny [Music] right oh I'm not doing this one I'm not doing this [Music] [Laughter] one Chris I'm very sorry Tim already have no I'm not doing [Music] it um is this guy going to go down [Laughter] you would have un conscious so so long ago is this the guy that lost a pin wheel yes yes it was it was incredibly embarrassing I couldn't believe it when it happened I cried on stream tears were just streaming down my [ __ ] face I kept on going like I can't do it I can't I can't [ __ ] do it Noel what were you saying she was just saying refine me alone I just wanted to know if well can you please speak up uhoh hi 55y 55y here we are where are we hey where do you think we are where do you think we are right now I'll tell you where we are we're in beautiful Las Vegas nada just waiting for it to pop up on the screen to prove that I'm in Las Vegas sand hey what San Diego that's that's not real I think I [Laughter] lost this is I don't like this this is weird all great stock footage what kidding here's my final chaos byebye did I do it did I do it did I do it I can do it I can do it I can do it I can do it I can get the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of here beats jevil first try loses to pin he's insane I I beat whatever I that's stop with this people are starting to believe that you know look let me tell you something I've gone to like Reddit threads before I have I talked about this I probably have but I need to make it I reiterate it again people will go on like somebody there'll be like a Reddit post or or oh look there's a clip of something that ger said or did oh okay whatever and like and halfway down with like 25 upvotes is oh it's like kind of unfortunate cuz this guy like died to [ __ ] pin wheel and like people that don't even know this stream will reply and be like are you [ __ ] serious this guy sucks like holy [ __ ] no there's no way and then you keep up the ACT no dude it was embarrassing he got really mad and like that's why I don't watch him and it was just like what the [ __ ] I can't even like defend [Music] myself did I lose it's a great thumbnail that's a really good thumbnail welcome to the first match of the evening this is one that I'm going to put this to rest forever I cannot wait until this this argument that I've made for the last almost full [ __ ] year is just stupid at this point and you'll see what I'm talking about Gera 985 in a one-on one match looking old as [ __ ] ladies and gentlemen my opponent for the first match of the evening is one of the easiest bosses in Dark Souls that's right we're talking about a person that I absolutely did not lose to that's pin we a reverse Su ooh that was a reverse suplex could that be is that that's going to be it I think one two that's it that's it Gera beats pin wheel first try until I get [ __ ] [Laughter] murdered see I'm very clearly lying on my back as a baby just wait until you see the diaper go into frame she's going to hold up like a big poopy diaper and be like oh why is the sound muffled it's part of the game it's part of the experience I just lost again I lost again this guy punched me twice and I died come on oh yeah that's poofy never mind uh want to say had a lot of fun doing a bunch of drugs with you maybe we should do that again tomorrow let's go back there [Laughter] tomorrow okay sure FR FR one of the worst people in the whole house nobody liked him I don't like him and people ironically like him but he sucks coming up next number five after Garrett I really hope that people are prepared for this one it's Adam Sandler he's coming out doing his patented he's known for that should I keep playing no no man I mean really what you should do is just this is the point of the story where we're giving you a chance to refund so if you want to just go ahead you can hit Escape no no way man hold on though hold on that remember after two hours it's not going to I don't want to I am going to keep playing this game until I finish it you understand dude all right well that was your last opportunity [ __ ] it who cares I'm going for the end see you later oh whoever gets to the top of that ladder first wins now Adam s doing his patented funny noise let me see if I can top him let me see if I can top him hey it's me it's me it's me it's me we're not so different you and I Adam [Music] [Music] I can't go over [Music] there yes who the hell are you good to see you again especially uh what's up get you're my friend right we just moved here so I hardly know anyone well why got anyone I should know better me W there tiger uh you can't just jump straight into friendship it takes time all right that's enough time take this call it whenever you feel like it you got Santa's phone number I'm okay but was it too late they were too busy fighting each other what is Wally wheat doing why would you do that why would you what she can't push it no he wins fu fu is your winner of The Sims Murder House ladder match the [ __ ] worst character just won D guys don't worry this there [ __ ] snakes in there he's going to open that and his life is going to end so don't worry a uh that chick next door drives me nuts I keep seeing her everywhere I go she's a total copycat like why though doesn't she realize she'll never be me it really is like the girl from The Muppets that's not I'm not doing Trump what oh honestly her whole family is like so trashy once her sister served me a coffee and I swear it was half cat foot it really is that is what I'm doing hey neighbor uh when's your brother Doug going to come by uh and uh my girls love to see him he's a sweet little man very little but he's sweet he's just got one problem just a little small problem not a big problem he doesn't like my we hold on doesn't like my wife's cooking not really at all that's wrong Douglas you don't like Frozen cat food the whole neighborhood is Trump oh no okay I know I know what this is they make a lot of money so I I kind of let them use the space here at the germa arena yeah they film a YouTube video oh that's Gary the [ __ ] up and Bill crazy that let them well they were supposed to come out yeah they're making like a hardcore like we're [ __ ] up YouTube video and what's going to happen here today Gary is going to drop a toaster in here here I'm going to see how long I can last it's going to hurt like a [ __ ] you know what I mean oh he's setting up the shot he's setting up a really good camera angle here oh right the balls dude they just got a ball shot I can't wait to see that in a [Applause] compilation kick dirt on it he survived way worse that's it you've been like you've jumped off a building before man you've been electrocuted you get like your head stepped on you [Applause] die how about we just like learn how to speak a different language how does that sound a language pull okay yeah you know it's a great idea French uh Latin uh we've got uh Chinese Japanese um [Laughter] English Italian uh clling on oh what's the one from lord of the Rings what's the one from Lord of the [Laughter] Rish this is making me laugh so hard that's good that's good that's good no I'm not putting I'm not putting death RI on here oh that was Delta run uh make sure I I take care of this so here's uh the folder it's in I just want to make sure that nothing was in here because if you uninstall the game you can [ __ ] it up so okay it's in here there it is uh we can learn both let's learn Elvish and then English um so this is all last stage of the Rings all of the trilogy this is this is the language that they use because there's a lot of different types of language there qua and there's uh the the um cerin can you believe that there entire languages based on this game languages but it's hard it's easier to research the I mean there are no bricks I can't throw anything is this guy home I don't even know if this guy's home what if I just open his door is he at home one where is Jane she is in the living room Jane's in the living room is she doing she is playing the piano where is the car it is in the garage where is the dog the dog is in Fr the door this is basic doing the dog is eating at home this is a big menu yeah what are you getting chicken peas and baked potatoes I don't know what to get what a terrible [ __ ] restaurant I had turkey yesterday how about steak perfect I'll get steak and mashed potatoes what vegetable are you getting I'm not getting any I don't like vegetables when's the baby do lock exit e oh my God no I got to I got to go that cop has a [ __ ] little of food in his mouth he got the call he was right there he's the middle of his lunch break he's sitting there like eating a delicious [ __ ] turkey club and all of a sudden he gets like the call oh [ __ ] like do you work around here yes I work in that building across the street really what are you do out of here I work in a law office I'm a secretary oh that's interesting what about you what do you do I'm going to [ __ ] lose my mind oh are you a cook I'm going to lose my mind I'm going to lose my mind I have to stop job I don't envy you me I'm going to lose in the bus I don't care about the bus you live alone Jean no I don't I live with my family how about you I'm married now I got married last year really congratulations who did you marry his name's Jeff Hunt he lives in my building oh what does he do he's a doctor how wonderful I'm very happy for you gardening your garden is really lovely thank you I enjoy working in the garden you do everything yourself I Trimm the bushes and weed the flower beds myself who cuts the grass oh it's so big that I hire one of the boys in the neighborhood to do it for me well I'm must say he does a good job yes his work is more than satisfactory gardening your garden is really lovely thank you I enjoy working in the garden do you do everything yourself I trim the bushes and weed the flower beds myself who so big that I I'm going to die on stream I I got a new routine just put it down put it down you're ready arrest thank God here comes the green screen put whatever character you want here this is the green screen from last weekend there are so many people in this ring it's actually getting ridiculous what what is that actually Sans from undertale that's Sans from undertale there he is that's a pretty good place to be being back Sonic making his first ever appearance in the rumble what happened wait did wait wait wait wait did J wait hold on hey did the green screen eliminate J no [ __ ] way there go there goes pin wheel the green screen is too strong the green screen is too strong I don't know why is this powerful beback Sonic is on the ropes no wall dad misses a punch there from the green screen oh and here comes Adam S no no what did they say he's a nice boy but he's very lazy maybe they're right I'm afraid so I'm very angry with my son Harry why what's the problem he's not doing well in school that's a surprise Harry's a smart boy this the background yes but he never studies did you talk to his teachers yes I did what did they say he's a nice boy but he's very lazy maybe they're right don't the green screen is about to eliminate another [Applause] person no [Applause] no somebody has to stop him somebody stop the green screen before he eliminates like 50 people hopefully it'll be Elvis come on fireman fireman stop it fireman no no fireman do what you can no oh no is the green screen versus quiet man if The Quiet Man eliminates the green screen when oh that's it that's going to be it that's it the winner of the 2018 Rumble is the green screen I can't believe it are there any chairs in here no there aren't but there are some in the living room H there aren't any glasses yes there are do you like to fly sure it's fast and uncomfortable I'm afraid of flying that's silly flying is very safe where is your meeting in Dallas Texas how are you going he's lost his [ __ ] mind I don't I think the I don't the green screen has I don't think the green screen has that high of stats yeah he doesn't he he like Lou has more stats than the green screen like we'll just put it that way like look Lou is 100 overall green screen is 92 but everybody I I I I never put anybody under like 85 like ever like 90 because it's more fun that way Sandler what does Sandler [Laughter] have never mind that's not true he's 79 we eat a lot did you see my car keys they're on top of the TV you're right thanks where are you going to the supermarket again yes we eat a lot do you want me to go with you sure if you can good the packages will be heavy there is a new health store right up the road maybe since you guys eat a lot you should try and eat more healthily maybe you're right we have all put on a little weight we eat a [Music] lot all right well here's the here's alternate timeline let's do it Welcome to The Encore Rumble BF bilberry my favorite character this is Canon this is not canon it's not canon CU bugleberry is going to get eliminated first and that's just angers me you're a [ __ ] weirdo I know that's not even true that that's not true all right come on bugleberry throw him over here comes the green the green screen stuck on the ropes no [ __ ] you [Applause] gr no he ruined another one he ruined another Rumble he ruined another one he's stuck on the ropes and he the game [Applause] crashed he's like if I ain't winning I'm bringing the whole [ __ ] thing to the [Applause] ground no no this is what happened [Music] backstage brawl I'm going to kick the [ __ ] green screen's ass even has like old 33-year-old [ __ ] germa stay alive stand just just [ __ ] electrocute him just like w Hitman Style walk him into water and [ __ ] throw throw like a toaster at him no I got a better idea I know who can [ __ ] stop this [ __ ] turn on the jcks a little bit taller yeah yeah push him come on what the [ __ ] no come on this is like the best this is my like ultimate character you can't get embarrassed right now oh my [ __ ] Lord hi this is Gabe N I work at valve okay gab n g a b n hi break his neck snap his neck come on Jack snap his [ __ ] neck ah we need Super Jacks should I make super jacks just make them like 7 ft tall yeah that's it no that's not it what no don't taunt what are he [Applause] doing [Applause] all right 108 steal the China steal the China steal the China steal the China if I say it enough times I'll get it steal the China steal the China say it again steal the China steal the China steal the China steal the China steal the China steal the China steal the China what I didn't get the China steal the China steal the China steal the China not the daisy not the daisy the China oh my God I thought I won it it's time to bring it out of sa I wonder what's going to happen he's going to push him and he's going to punch in the [Applause] face why did I think this was going to work he's going to break his neck oh he's going to kill him we just sent Adam Sandler to his death this wasn't even an attempt he's 79 and he's a piece of [ __ ] oh we want to thank you for all your hard work you're the one who steps up and gets things done around here you're probably wondering why we have asked you here today we want to tell you that we have faith in you and we know you can do it where are you taking him this is just bad take him into the car Power Power Bomb Adam Sandler through the roof of the car and I will piss my pants PE will come out of my [ __ ] penis it's just that will [Applause] happen hold on hold on hold on stay there come here it's like right it's like right here [ __ ] oh my God why Adam Sandler is limp right now this is [ __ ] sad Saddler and with that a reversal he's not going to be Adam Sadler for all oh I stop I stop looking at the screen this is [ __ ] stupid make it an LL Bean holiday and get 20% off clothing and outerwear [Music] okay [Laughter] it's time to make [ __ ] super Jacks let's [ __ ] power him up you know I mean like feed him up like come on super JX this is what you were made for you were created for this one [ __ ] moment super ja versus green screen oh you think you're tall you think you're like as tall as me I don't think so you want to talk [ __ ] let's go wait why is the meme funeral about to play autoplay yes all right so for those of you that are fairly new to the channel that you know whatever I want to make sure that what I'm doing up because I come from a law background before twitch uh I was a I was in a law firm my parents owned there was they were a duel uh they were husband and wife law team and I was the son and I they were going to bring me up as like the law Prince so I need to read this [ __ ] and I'm going to read it the whole time so I need to know what I'm getting myself into so what we do is oh my mom and dad not going to like me anymore to make a super green screen blue screen ah God damn it it's only the front it's only the front just hold on no what am I doing I'm making like an arrow get get this out of here delete this what am I what are you doing no no no get out of but uh so you go to jackbox.tv and once you're in jackbox.tv you're going to get a room code if you're in the sub disc ORD it's going to show up there in just a moment what's the matter Mark I'm trying to find my blood type but these medical forms are just so complicated oh never mind you don't have to understand not for this first game by the way no what do you mean I'm not in the game that reminds me of my childhood dog because he also ate people specifically my I don't it doesn't automatically put me in cuz I'm the host finger but yeah he he ate a finger and to go on my phone seating a can't he go all the way here all he needed was the default YouTuber elevator music was that going to be enough 1 two three he just did it he did that was lame right I don't see any uh familiar names here come on [Music] in they can change their names well they they have to be link to Twitch meow you have to have your Twitch link startled I am here to guide you as we explore the deepest recesses of your mind you will build strange and complex worlding imination okay I'm in I'm in this one mother of [ __ ] God I'm sorry to the people that that got in before that's my fault I'm sorry takes me three tries to learn I have to fall down on the bike three [ __ ] times before I realize I have to Pedal the bike you know what I mean like give me a break mom I understand I can't I fell down on the bike twice you have to Pedal Jeremy oh oh right okay oh dude I took a picture of my of my face every day for uh for five years you made it to the attack ja when you see an answer that matches the category tap it on your device the faster you pick an answer the more cash you make Elmo the last the latest Avenger each time you're wrong I'm taking some cash away and be careful you should have gone for fix this my horse I got to be careful slow down let the horse breathe this is [Laughter] stupid why did I die whose force is that why is it in the way what can he go for a third into the third corner [Music] do I go after him do I fight him um um do I fight the guy in the corner get him I don't know should I I don't know maybe I don't know a he got your right hand [Music] how come he doesn't go up why does he not go up why does he why does he not get affected by that that was ridiculous he's too top heavy why does it happen to me but not him why does it happen to me but not him I'm going to freak out why does it happen to me why does it only happen to me it's not that's not fair what hey you've been accused of a crime you didn't commit a pro bono lawyer reaches out to represent you this individual is intelligent and has a lot of experience however they just so happen to be this do you let this person represent you what as Lou it does not look good he's got great stats but he can't go up against The Infinity Gauntlet he throws him outside he doesn't give a [ __ ] he's going to know he's going to wait is he going to go up top he's like I like this one better he's up top is is gerar Raptor going to cause a problem here for him no I I go back this one no no I think I think I want to do this one let me try this one no top left is better no I think I just go out there I my brain is [ __ ] adal swiss cheese I'm ready it's almost started I almost got it I almost got the fire almost got the fire hurry up time's running out it's starting oh [ __ ] why did I start a fire in my room I'm getting nasty open voice chat is seriously just like it's such a distracting annoying thing in every video game dirty Steve sty it's like welcome to the wild west you play as Arthur Morgan and his band of Misfits what time is it where are we shut up mom gallon graer a can of worms I would eat the can of worms in a [ __ ] second are you kidding me a gallon of gravy versus just deal with just eating a can of worms and you get to leave who ass I don't [Music] understand does it matter I mean kind of moving on you need to rent a car and the only rental company near you plastered with kill them no I'm not going to start the NeverEnding cycle of Rockstar online game insanity if I shoot this guy it will never end because even if I leave I'm going to shoot this guy and then I'm going to leave this guy's going to be angry and he's going to shoot the guy that's next to him down there that guy's going to get angry and shoot the guy that spawns next to him it's never going to end the cycle it stops here I'm not doing it [Music] I just started the cycle and now the Cycle's never going to break am I right thinking here where's this Mission see I [ __ ] told you that I shot that guy and it started a cycle of of hatred and that's the and eventually it got disconnected and I got disconnected somehow like some somebody just said chain link now we don't talk about cryptocurrency anymore on this channel we don't we don't talk we don't discuss crypto assets anymore okay that's how you know he lost big I didn't lose anything up here upstairs inside of the skull there's a device up there there's a thing up there that has so much so much in it and I let me tell you I got [ __ ] coaster I'm I'm I got out all right I left some in I got up I was interested not invested let's make that very clear I have to put this I'm changing coaster don't you dare don't you dare oh come on oh that's actually pissing me off that actually pisses me off I was doing really well I'm going to take what I can get at this point I want to do this Mission I'm going to get on the horse and I'm going to walk to that mission I'm going to stand in the circle and go to the mission I'm going to go very slow too I'm going to get off the horse I'm going to walk into the marker cuz maybe I'm just going too fast and the game is trying to transition me to another instance another server and it's just kicking me out I'm going to walk off the horse Okay slowly let it load what I want to do invite compete with other players in free Rome events dispatch Rider on no no no I should have just done it I should have just walked into the circle I had an opportunity to do it and I didn't do it okay here's uh Jim Ben Dixon wants to see a wart hog well hold on a minute here warthog do I have access to warthog velosa Raptor why would velosa Raptor be here right now I'm going to beat this one it's a showdown and my words are my laser electricity is a game hope you brought a taser don't look now I stole you the jelly what did you say hold the jelly I [ __ ] it up but the first line was fire okay oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I don't even know my Futures as bright as a burning medium thin crust with my opponent's face telling me they food my lines are so sweet they're covered in galaxies Milky Way [ __ ] your verses are all fallacies cut him off that's first time out busted out the box just get there don't do anything don't say anything I was [ __ ] reading the chat because I was seeing don't do it just L just forget him I couldn't even control it I I couldn't turn you pull it back pull it back I want you to pull it back pull it back give me a clip of that I'm not I'm not [ __ ] around clip that cuz you can hear me press right on the stick this is a slight click no I swear to God I I've done dumb things before I've fallen off [ __ ] Cliffs you see I'm laughing because okay I fell that I told you I do I I [ __ ] absent minded some sometimes [ __ ] happens but that was not the case that time just get me to the mission this not wouldn't have happened if I could just play the game that I wanted to play like 40 minutes ago you have toys you got stuff to do you got food let's give him a ball look he's going for a bath see look why can't you this is a dinosaur fence specifically to hold dinosaurs uh oh oh no he's doing stealth he's sneaking up on everybody nobody knows he's here this is the stealthiest T-Rex ever he just wants to go to the zoit oh look at that over there that's a cool that's a cool gorilla what about the Beavers why is nobody upset about this he just turned into a customer see here we go oh cool yeah I'm playing I'm I'm doing the actual thing you just how you going to change this yeah what are you going to do with this sans's undertale with the eye okay great I'm this is we're playing hangman over here I was drawing the same time of our CI if somebody okay don't even don't do it no everyone's going to do it don't do it I know you're going to I know everyone's going to and now now we have to all do it nobody did it I'm the only what only two of us did it I was I was trying to stop it I I thought everybody was going to do it so I was just I was like if you can't beat him join him and it ended up being two people did it and now now good thank God no no he's going to the beaver enclosure the Beavers are going to get out now oh [ __ ] oh no no no no no he actually woke [Music] up he woke up he's going to drink water he's going to drink water out of the he was just thirsty that's all he wanted I just disconnected him oh no I just made that guy DC no he's probably right now he's probably sitting in his room what the [ __ ] I just dced again why what happened hold on this guy is just I just have this guy I [ __ ] DCd him [Laughter] too oh just the [ __ ] serial disc connector there's somebody else over here now there he is what all right I got the name of this the odd name of this is the area above germa because he's so short that absolutely that's what it is that's definitely what this one is that's pretty good one don't move no they're moving uhoh [Music] guys the vist puppet gets a bonus heart every time they date someone that was rejected everyone you want on your device by hitting the wait for everybody to laugh goes for she's R look at all look at he's so little he's so [Music] little

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