- All right, Mattie I didn't wanna say this
but I don't have a choice. Your ass is even flatter
than the tone of my voice. - Oh. - And Sharon You're from Canada and I like your sports
G that's why your girl and I played tonsil hockey. - Oh - And Nick. Look, I know you're making lots of bucks. I'm glad you got glasses. So even you can see your music sucks. (laughter and applause) - Let's go, Jacob. - All right. Well, I'm a, everyone says like I'm kind of an expert on rap and I don't really know much about rap but compared to Nick, I'm an expert. So. (laughter) - I'm on your team. - Sorry. Alright. (laughter) What is the problem with
this classic rap bar? Weezy F Baby. And the F is for a phenomenal - Oh, phenomenal. Not spelled with a F, but it was Weezy. So it was fine regardless,
but yeah, I think I think phenomenal spelled with Ph. - Yeah, that's correct. (laughter and applause) - Thank you. Wild and Out,
I'm gonna look like a genius. - [Crowd Chanting] Backseat of my ride. Go. Go. The back, seat of my, ride. - Backseat of my ride. I'm doing lots of taxes - Backseat of my ride. I'm in the dipping bracket. - Backseat of my ride. I wear lots of khakis. - Backseat of my ride. That is the facts seat. - Backseat of my ride. I got nothing. - Backseat of my ride. Don't play I know you bluffing. - Backseat of my ride. I go on some loving. - [Crowd Chanting] Backseat of my ride. (laughter and applause) - [Crowd Chanting] Backseat of my ride. Go. Go. Backseat of my ride. Go. Go. (laughter and applause) - All right. Thank you. Thanks. Thank you. Look I'm really sorry,
but this relationship it's kind of like DJ D-Wrek in between seasons of Wild and Out. It's just not working at all. (laughter and applause) - That's not true. - Do that as a spider. Let's go. Go Jacob, Go Jacob. - [Crowd Chanting] Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. (laughter and applause) - Go Jacob. - [Crowd Chanting] Who we introducing? - Hey everybody. This is my cousin Bert. He lost all his money playing poker. So he has to wear this weird shirt. (laughter and applause) - [Crowd Chanting] At the family reunion. Who we introducing? - Hey everybody. This is my cousin Stu. You may have seen the men in the movies when you played Shaggy and Scooby Doo. (laughter and applause) - [Crowd Chanting] At the family reunion. Who we introducing? Who we introducing? - I've got a new girlfriend and her name is Mary. And I'm not even mad that she's imaginary. (laughter and applause) - [Crowd Chanting] At the family reunion. Who we introducing? Who we introducing? (applause) - Check it out. Let's see. All right. My fingers move really quick. And I got a big copy of Mobi Dick. My next book is already trending. And if you're lucky, I'll
give you a happy ending. (laughter) - You're a writer? - Yeah. Right? - Darren raising brand. Come here, Darren. (laughter and applause) Give me Jacob. Come here, Jacob. (laughter and applause) Jacob, you're ready? - Yes. - Darren you're ready? - Yes. - Where the roof? - Hey, there's black people
out here having the garbage. (laughter and applause) - If you don't get your got damn, sequel to predator where you
hate too much McDonald's. (laughter and applause) - If you don't get, oh, what's this? (laughter and applause) (inaudible) - You don't get your got
damn, stop watching me and your mom have sex. So you experience that visual. (laughter and applause) - Hey man, I'll beat your up. (laughter and applause) - [Crowd Chanting] Got damned. (crowd cheering) - Give me Jacob. - I'm tired of seeing all
the black on black climb. I wanna see a little white on white climb. Get me Julian. (crowd cheering) On the roof. - If you don't get your got damn your idea of a fun time is going to bed bath and beyond out of here. - If you don't get your got damn, my dad's the manager
of Bed Bath and Beyond outside here. (laughter and applause) - If you don't get your got damn every time you (beep) you say, "Oh, sorry" outta here. - If you don't get got
damn, "Where's my... (inaudible) (laughter and applause) - If you don't get you got damn... - [Crowd Chanting] Got damned! - Give me Jacob, Jacob, I need you here. (laughter and applause) Listen here. - New school. Give me Amber. Amber. I want you here. (crowd cheering) Jacob ready? - Yeah. - Amber. You're ready? - Yeah. I'm ready. (inaudible) - If you don't get your got damn, you look like a domination I wanna hire to punish me outside. (laughter and applause) I don't know. - Jacob. You're the reason that girls can get in an
Uber after nine o'clock. - If you don't get your got damn, you used to be a Wild and Out girl that didn't say any jokes. And now that you're a
cast member, I see why. (laughter) - Jacob. You like a cigarette after you put it out, which I'll smoosh by. (laughter and applause) - It's funny. That's Funny. - If you don't get your got damn, I'm really nervous to talk to you cause I've had a crush
on you since season 7 and (laughter) - I don't know. - Well. Jacob, if it's a squid game do die first but it doesn't matter cause your career is already dead. - [Crowd] Oh. - Oh yeah. Well you
don't get your got damn, your insults don't hurt me cause I'm just excited to
be talking to you right now. (laughter and applause) - You take him out. (laughter and applause) (crowd cheering) - DJ D-Wrek who won? - I gotta give that to the Old School, make some noise for the Old School y'all. (crowd cheering) - Some criminals killed my family. My greatest fear is bathroom rugs. I'm Matt man. (laughter and applause) - What's the superhero's favorite juice? Cape fruit. (crowd cheering) - There is a colonizer. (laughter and applause) - The scene is fashion week. - All right, give it up for our new look. GI Plain. - What? - Bad things to say at a funeral. - What is, wow you guys really put the fun and funeral. (laughter and applause) - McDonald's, Burger King and Carl's Jr. - What are places that I'm gonna work at, if my comedy career doesn't work out? (laughter and applause) - This passcode will unlock
Nick Cannon's cell phone. - What is, eight zero zero eight five. Because it looks like it
spells the word boobs. (laughter) - That's funny. - Your answer is what women
think after a breakup. - What is, I never should
have broken up with Jacob. His penis is enormous. (laughter and applause) - Stuff overheard
backstage on Wild and Out. - What is, Nick we didn't say
call your special stand up don't shoot. We said call it off. Don't shoot, your stand up special. (laughter and applause) (laughter and applause) - [Crowd Chanting] It's my birthday. - My name is Jacob. - [Crowd Chanting] Yeah. - And I am wacky. - [Crowd Chanting] Yeah. - I am so white. - [Crowd Chanting] Yeah. My blood type is khaki. - [Crowd Chanting] It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. - I'm Jacob. - [Crowd Chanting] Yeah. - That is my name. - [Crowd Chanting] Yeah. - It's my birthday party. - [Crowd Chanting] Yeah. - But no one cares. (laughter) - [Crowd Chanting] It's my birthday. - Peanut butter and jelly. - Hey, why? Why are you always jamming? (laughter) - How come every time I try to hit it. You run in a Jiffy. (laughter) - Why don't you like my nuts anymore? (laughter) - Do you wanna spread all over my bread? (laughter and applause) (laughter and applause) - Jacob? Get in there Jacob. Get in there. (laughter) - Okay okay. Hi. Hello. How are you? - I'm good. - All right. Well, if you go out
with me then afterwards I'll do your taxes all night. (laughter and applause) (crowd cheering) - Get it Jacob. - Hello. - Hey. - My family has a history
of high blood sugar but I'll still hang out with you even though you're really sweet. (applause) (crowd cheering) - Hey, I'm Jacob, what's your name? - Tory. - Okay, well I'm gonna call you Gillette cause you're the best a man can get. (applause) (crowd cheering) (inaudible) (laughter) - How are ya? I'm captain hookup and you remind me of my sunken pirate ship. Cause I can see myself going (beep) on ya. (laughter) (crowd cheering) - All right. Look I know a lot of guys are probably intimidated by your earrings, but I don't care. I'm willing to jump through hoops for you. (laughter and applause) (crowd cheering) - Thank you. All right so, I bet you $100. I can kiss you without touching you. - Okay? - All right. Let's see. You know what? (laughter and applause) (applause) - He kissed me. (applause) - Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. - [Crowd Chanting] Jacob.
Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. - All right. You know what, I'm sorry. I lost the bet. (laughter) (crowd cheering) - [Crowd Chanting] Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. - Your topic is camping. - [Crowd Chanting] Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. - Deep in the woods. You know I'm on the lookout. We don't do camping, but I do a cookout. - Oh a cookout. That sounds fun for sure. When your wife was with
me, she wanted some more. - Wanted some more. You must be tripping. Keep talking like that. You gonna get the (beep) kicking. - Oh and that's kicking. Is that what you meant sex with your wife's like camping because it's intense. (laughter) - That is intense. Jacob, I told you to stop about talking about my wife,
(beep) your (beep) up here. - [Crowd Chanting] Pick
up and kill it and kill it and kill it. - All right. (crowd cheering) - Okay. - All right, Matt. Look, I know my team has been
making fun of you a lot but I just wanted to say I'm a really big fan. Like when you played for the Orlando Magic you were so good. It was almost like you
were a real magician. And I just wanna know how did you do that one trick where you made all their playoff chances disappear. - [Crowd Chanting] Oh! (inaudible) (laughter and applause) - Black father stand up for me. - All black fathers in the
building stand up one time. (crowd cheering) I'm the father. I am the father. I'm the daddy. I'm the daddy. I'm the father. I am the father. I'm the daddy. I'm the daddy. - Ladies look. And you could get the scam for free. Cause my baby daddy makes it rain on baby - Being a dad is what I wanna do next. But that might not happen
cause I've never had sex. (laughter and applause) - My girl like PayPal. - Sing! - I send more with Ben more. - Come on. - And even if I cash up,
she won't let me get back. Even though... - [Crowd Chanting] I'm the father. I am the father of the daddy. I'm the daddy. I'm the father. - I am the father of the daddy. - So we gotta let you know like this, real daddy's better child support in cash. Real daddy's better child support in cash. Real daddy's better child support in cash. Real daddy's better child support in cash. (crowd cheering) - Three Blind Mice. Three Blind Mice. See how... (inaudible) - Turn up. (inaudible) (inaudible) (inaudible) (inaudible) (laughter and applause) - Go, go, go, go, go. I'm against the mouse show. You better not push me. And yeah, I can't see, but I
can still smell the (beep). (inaudible) in the finest mouse car
and check the shield down my checker wrist like Ray Charm. (explicit language) (explicit language) - I'm a blind dash mouse
and my name, Miss Mickey a bad chick mini you
always giving me hickeys. One night I was blind and
they gave me a roofie. I woke up in the bad
button, naked with Goofy. (laughter and applause) (explicit language) - I'm blind rod and my
vision's kind of screwy, but that's okay. I got mad skills like Rat Tattoo it. (laughter and applause) (inaudible) - I just wish my vision
was a little better. (laughter and applause) (crowd cheering) - Swing low. Sweet carry on. Coming for to carrying me out. - I'm a swag on DJ D-Wrek. If he don't drop this reading, come on. - We makes that turn off
a black history month. Forget that. - Hey, Hey. - Hey, tell me what you
rapping, where we rapping... (inaudible) Tell me what you rapping,
where we rapping... (inaudible) Tell me what you rapping,
where we rapping... (inaudible) (inaudible) (inaudible) - Slavery. Be sorry. (laughter) Be sorry, to the people, we sorry. We really, really sorry. No problem. It's cool, just give me
40 acres and we cool. No problem. It's cool. Just give me 40 acres and we cool. - I said my great, great, great great, great, great,
great, great grand lady. (inaudible) - And then they pass that
thing all down to lie to and that got the Jesus down throne. - Tell me what you rapping,
where we rapping... (inaudible) Yo, tell me what we
rapping, where we rapping... (inaudible) (beep) (beep) (beep) (laughter and applause) (laughter and applause) (laughter and applause) (laughter and applause) - What's up, man? What you got for me? - Big old pancake. (laughter) - Is it clean or is it dirty? - They dirty. (laughter) - Drop that thing. Let's go. (upbeat music) (inaudible) I lick it then I step it then
I stick it in your (beep) (laughter) - [Crowd Chanting] Oh, mail
man coming, mail man coming, mail man coming, the mailman coming mail man coming the middle man coming. Oh he coming! - Girl, I got this package. I keep it in my sack. And if I can't get in, I'm
gonna put it in the back. - I throw lot of paper. They got come and get it and all of those who love me. So I'm running for some (beep) (laughter and applause) - All right. I'm the mailman with my fingers I'm 11. And I like our love. This stamps says forever. All right. I can go anywhere. Cause I'm so coastal. But if you make me mad,
I might go coastal. (laughter and applause) - [Crowd Chanting] The mail
man coming, the mailman coming, the mail man coming. Oh! We going. (laughter and applause) - My country... (inaudible) (inaudible) (inaudible) - Always thought this song was called my, my cousin, Tiffani. Remix! - Everybody got that one cousin that you know when they come around it's gonna be a problem. We gonna tell you about ours. - Check it. My cousin, Tiffani. She always steal for me. My cousin, Tiffani. (inaudible) (laughter and applause) - Tiffani, Tiffani, my cousin, Tiffani. She on top. Tell me about your cousin. - My cousin, Tiffani. - What she do? - She wanna live with me. - On the real? - How many kids she got? - How many? - I think about 23. (laughter and applause) - My cousin Tiffani. She stole my (beep) from me. - Don't matter cause I can't believe him. - Oh! - But he still gotta pack go. - Oh, my cousin Tiffani. - She saw my SUV. - Where? - She dated my friend Bard, but then she sold his heart. (laughter and applause) Tiffani, Tiffani, my cousin Tiffani. (buzzer beeps) - There goes Tiffani. (applause) - Oh, Jacob in the building. - My man here is so fly. - [Crowd] How fly is he? - He won a basketball game
by 80 points the other day. And that was just when
he was sleepwalking. (applause) - Good job, Jacob. - All of this delivery. (laughter and applause) - Yo, my man Roof Rap is so fly. - [Crowd] How fly is he? - He went to the bank and
they asked him for a loan. (laughter and applause) - Hey that's nice. - My man Tyga is so fly. - [Crowd] How fly is he? - If I was Winnie the Poo, I'd
be like, this is my trigger. (laughter and applause) (laughter and applause) (crowd cheering) - Don't your waist trainer
supposed to be inside your dress? - We're in the latest in
Titty Belt accessories. (laughter and applause) - Give it up for Dora The Explora. (laughter and applause) - All right. Your next hashtag is:
Things thirsty people say. - Get them Jacob. ( crowd cheering) - Okay. I'll do anything. I'll listen to Nick's album. Just gimme some water. (laughter and applause) (laughter and applause) - Turn up. - [Crowd Chanting] Turn up for what? - Cause I just had my first kiss with a real woman who wasn't imaginary. (laughter and applause) (beat music) - Look at J, look at Jacob. - Go Jacob, go Jacob. - You gon' break somebody's knees off. (crowd chanting) (audience clapping) - All right. Look, the thing is I really wanna make you my wife but I can't because I'm married to the game. (laughter) (laughter and applause) (crowd cheering) - Wow sauce. - You the cup without the... (inaudible) - I'm the tax without evasion. - Hey, I never aged cause I'm Asian. Wow sauce. - Oh yeah. That would be amazing. - Wow sauce. This is... (buzzer beep) (laughter and applause) - Wow sauce. (inaudible) (inaudible) - Make some noise Brooklyn. (crowd cheering) - All about women empowerment. They took over the show. We got the Wild and Out
boys in the building. Y'all goody? Y'all all right? - [Crowd] Yeah! - But right now the game
could go either way. We don't know who gonna win cause it's time for the bonus round. And it's called the Wild Style. - Oh yeah. Freestyle rapping. But you know what? Here Wild and Out, we like to focus on the trophy. (crowd cheering) - Well one of y'all can go home with that comedy championship belt. Should we bring the fellas up? - [Crowd] Yeah! - Come on up. Wild and Out boys. (crowd cheering) - Yeah, all right Nick. Here we go. All right. Hey Nick,
I gotta tell you sum'. It's good your shirt has bars. Cause your raps have none. (laughter and applause) - You gotta give it up for him. He did his best. Y'all know McLaMoore? This is McLaLess. (laughter and applause) - Less Jacob. - What? Jacob. - All right. Hey Matt. I was surprised to see you here today. If you're here, who's doing your part in the sixth grade play? (laughter) - Jacob.
- Very young. - Jacob, man, I do this. I do this every day, in five years you'll look
like Jared from Subway. (laughter) - All right, look. Wait, wait. All right. That might be true. But you look like Jared may
have already molested you. (laughter and applause) All right. (crowd cheering) - Here we go. All right. Let me try to catch the beat. Let's see. You lost your last
job because you're a quitter. It looks like your new job
is at Turban Outfitters. (laughter and applause) All right, look. (crowd cheering) All right. - Christina. - Jacob. - All right. Look you're, that was a goodie, but who
stole half of your hoodie? - Okay. - Well, Jacob. I know the crowd's listening. You probably think you rap
fine, but every time you flow it sounds like you flat line. And now I ain't wanna do ya, but you look like Ferris Buer. If he was a school shooter. (laughter) - Oh, okay. Alright. Yeah. That's true. I look like I'd shoot up this place but the only shot I'm gonna
take is gonna be on your face. (laughter and applause) (laughter and applause) - Jacob. Let's get it. - Oh wait. - Yes. White on white climb. - Yes. - You're from Canada. Trying to be popular. Stop trying to be eight miles. Just stick with kilometers. (laughter) - Yo. My name is Jacob. It's not a rumor. I leave girls as dry as my sense of humor. (laughter) - You're a rapper but you don't have a hit. When trying to be Eminem. You're Reese's pieces of (beep) (laughter and applause) - You got more? - I got, I got one more. I mean it's funny. He called me Reese's cause
you know that I'm the meanest. He only brought up chocolate cause girls snicker at his penis. (laughter and applause) - All right. Rib. All right. Rib. Let's see, here we go. All right, see it. All right. You're a big comedian. If you know what I mean your name is ripped cause
you ripped all your jeans. (laughter) - Okay? Okay. I ripped all my jeans. Okay. I'm gonna say this and I don't mean to diss you. (inaudible) Not doing taxes. I bet they miss you. - Oh alright. Alright. H and R block. I paid your sister for sex so I could write her (beep)
off as a business expense. (laughter and applause) (laughter and applause) - Hold on. Hold on. (laughter and applause) - Keisha, Keisha, Keisha can't you see? Girl that body just hypnotized me and I just love you a superstar but I wouldn't (beep) you
cause you were (beep) my car. - [Crowd] Oh! - All right, Nick. Look that stuff you said to her. That was really brash. I hope next time you drop an album. It's right into the trash. (laughter) - Look. - Oh, can I get Charlie up there too? Yeah. Yeah. All right. - White boy battle. - White boy battle. - White boy battle. - [Crowd Chanting] White boy battle. - Both look like Steve Jobs, with that we have to grapple, but with his diet he's the one that should try apple. (laughter) - White boy battle. - [Crowd Chanting] White boy battle. (laughter) - Jacob. Jacob. I got, I got Jacob here. (laughter) - White on white. Only white crime here. - All right. Yo, yo, I said, I said,
yo, we're both white but this is a fact. You're the reason girls go
black and never come back. (laughter and applause) - I don't know if that's the reason, but? - Oh, all right. - You're talking about girls
while I heard from your ex. Your favorite Ford game is sorry. Cause that's what you say after sex. (laughter and applause) - Okay. - Okay. Bars. - I said, I said, I say, sorry after sex. I don't think it's so true. Your favorite thing to say after sex is, how much do I owe you? (laughter and applause) - All right. All. Hold on. (beep) Okay. - A conservative battle. - All right, fair enough. Good point. Fair enough. (laughter) You said that about me. I wish that you would, you
offer prostitutes money for sex and they're like, "No, I'm good." (laughter and applause) - Okay. An escort turned me down. I think that you're right. She only said no cause your mom was busy that night. (laughter and applause) - Hey. - Hey Jacob. - That was dumb. - Jacob, judging by your, your glasses. I see nothing but fog. You're so white. Your Zodiac sign is a wet dog. (laughter) - Look, I don't wanna be a cynic but your girlfriend made you wear a mask, way before the pandemic. (laughter and applause) - All right, Mattie. I didn't wanna say this,
but I don't have a choice. Your (beep) is even flatter
than the tone of my voice. - Oh. (laughter and applause) - And Sharon, you're from Canada and I like your sports
G that's why your girl and I played tonsil hockey. - Oh. (laughter) And Nick, look, I know
you're making lots of bucks. I'm glad you got glasses. So even you can see your music sucks. (laughter and applause) (laughter and applause) - Let's go Jacob. - Jacob. - D-Wrek, who won? - It's obvious, the Old School won, make some noise for the Old School y'all.
