BEST OF FITZ 2019

out of ideas we need to go abstract purple orange lemonade hahaha we're walking on [ __ ] thin ice cuts [ __ ] walking on some biking right we're all give you a piss Peter Griffin impression I wonder what up I wonder what um video say I wonder what one of my videos would look like without we're just older laughter removed probably like mine white people aren't real change my mind [ __ ] the whole pound of cocaine in my hands boys boys Oh snow balling mid snow balling a you're just hitting me in the face every time just cause I'm Joyce you want to call me a rat you're Jewish [ __ ] thank God I didn't think I could like you any less man look at my name is a wage gap this is what the payments be complaining about this whole time yeah everybody's just freaking out over an Asian guy named Wang Yi I don't know why everyone hate me man hard worker thank you some banger ass jokes and Family Guy you just have to sift through a ton of [ __ ] and weird flashback jokes yeah yeah Peter let's take a moment to think about single daughters yeah Joe that one time when you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] hey B we have the same knife that's so cute really can we touch them of course can I feel how long do you think it'll take for someone to create a dating website for pets I already exist just a neutered [ __ ] looking for an alpha Misha likes long walks on the leash that's definitely a very tender line on your person doors sturdy reliable durable [Laughter] hey hey demon wanna smack your keyboard any [ __ ] louder holy [ __ ] it's such a great sound your mic ready makes a great side what is Hey it's gone I think you're gone you knocked it off his desk with your with your wife and your wife okay I'll be your wife [Laughter] [Applause] I would be on the floor man why would you be on the floor because the FBI finally found my child porn okay I said I would be on the floor and then you said why would you be in the floor night and you would expect me to say because I was laughing so hard but I actually said because the FBI finally found my child porn so that was the why the [ __ ] do child porn know it's a joke I don't have cause kids turn him on well I mean there would be the logical thing yeah but it's not fun that's logical to you that sense it's more of a comedic thing that's kind of [ __ ] up I don't like kids that much [Music] this one for ya I'm backing out of the room I'm leaving for good well goodbye I definitely don't like kids please don't tell the police I'm backing out of the sirens faded in the background I'm sure would be so much more weird if everyone was watching you in a room oh my god imagine things would be more with you imagine like that yeah especially on chatter bed people are just coming on the plexiglass around you it's [ __ ] weird dude like if you know what kamas guys this video is so many lies oh [ __ ] IFIF you never notice all comers guys let's get so many likes all right now pretend your dad just caught you masturbating and threw you out of the house and you're frantically knocking on the front door begging to come back yeah and how's that going 12 subscribers shut the [ __ ] up okay hey what's your favorite time a chip I know I personally perverse some good old salt and then vinegar I didn't even like [Laughter] I say not racist comedy whoa but he did say the n-word before I said that was that accident but he actually said it is that a Gandhi picture it is a gun he picture what's the quote don't dog the boys what did you do all of your friends my [ __ ] so what do you do all your friends are it's quite the can puts a turtle on his foreskin it's helped him and keeping him warm but when I put an orphan and my foreskin I'm banned from the orphanage yeah Jimmy I'm gonna save you from this hard place quick hop of my foreskin ready all right now you play the part of Timmy again then my foreskin all right three two one action all right to me yeah now is your chance open my foreskin okay that's good [Laughter] Toby Toby Toby Toby Toby uh or not to be that is the question whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them where the [ __ ] this guy comes backwards British I was so high sound like he was talking backwards I'm not smart indeed his wife seven point nine billion subscribers six my mom no one can explain why I have seven point five million billion subscribers I literally never post any videos and honestly I don't know how I keep getting away with it [Music] my legs are so cold oh yeah mmm consider pants oh ho ho everybody I've fought Jesus Merry Christmas it's me racist Santa you want me under the tree this year don't you then head over to youtube.com and description for [ __ ] their hairy Christmas [ __ ] [ __ ] buy one please do we have to drink like three gallons of spent to get HIV from somebody who's infected oh so you can kiss tons of dudes and not get telling me I was this close you're such a cringe carrots all the [ __ ] carrots I could fit my goddamn mouth when Charlie gets older he's gonna become Orange I'm a little mouse and I can't stop nibbling it's not like that [Music] in my brain so I don't even know what it is I wish I could do with that I watched my parents have sex one time and I didn't look away and now I can't forget it it's like staring at the Sun it's like staring at the Sun because it was so hot I took melanin before I'm sorry melatonin God knows I need melanin what's melanin it's what gives black people their flavors every time I look at Jeffrey star I'm like it's not a dude it's usually after I mastered would you like to indulge in my penis sure let me tell you something about myself as a person I'm Fitz I'm a youtuber my hobbies include playing guitar and posting popular opinions on our / unpopular opinion and watching the up votes really ready problem the six of us Travis for kicked alright let's go I kind of enjoyed back himself he's probably just in tears right now I'm back that hurt my feelings I'm sorry we have to do a contest for who's or who's gonna be Fitz's next top squad Travis and mini rock paper scissors please list way you think we should have you in the session strong boy MIDI how about you I was also the one that helps ok [ __ ] we all made this thing happen swagger what about you I want my lawyer what makes you think you're good enough to be in the session I I have a piano and let's game [Laughter] [ __ ] you saying it like it's a Pokemon I loved her picture slot it's great thank you that's my high school it's my high school graduation photo your Steam background is Sakura Beach what the [ __ ] I have listen man you don't even want to know how much time I've dumped into that game I can see a hundred and fifteen hours in Sakura Beach are you judging me yes that is exactly what I'm doing how did you accomplish this and Fitz III take Elle's left-right insanity did you just leave it running when you came to Australia or something would you actually sing 115 hours look man that might have happened also I might have not been able to obtain the full quality version of my graduation photo without a watermark I'm the only one I could download watermark was a 35 by 35 image so this is one left after scrolling through the Sakura Beach fan page on the steam community app I am now a fan of Sakura Beach so in their judgement all right great game this game looks fast this one girl yeah this there's one of them called Momoko who's a little bit of a [ __ ] she's got bolt on it's not really my type uh-huh kind of like a bimbo we don't need any of those insecure Beach this is a wholesome you know looking through the fan page I've just seen an interesting question posted by a user also wondering the same thing does anyone have any idea if there is a way to skip the graphic sexiest we just got a click through them it's just kind of a lot sometimes we in the studio yeah you know that we gonna go [ __ ] all these hoes yeah got Travis going up to a main and I'm like yo boy [ __ ] Charlemagne sipping on champagne can I make it rain I can make this yo brain oh this [ __ ] like you're better believe I'm a get some [ __ ] all up on they need don't squeeze me I all right let's close play he's still bumping he's still popping away I had no idea what it was let's just see how long it takes for you realize what to leave the call what the [ __ ] happened why'd you kill me why'd you kill me it was part of the bid it was I yeah we in the [ __ ] studio it Sam and boy Fitz and his bro Swagger souls we gonna hit this [ __ ] quick cuz it's lightening around [ __ ] yeah I got an etching you gonna scratch that [ __ ] huh got the AWP in my hands got a bit shoddy and she dropping down a pants yah yah yah yah yah anybody else wanna hop on the beat or what could happen again is this some kind of sick [ __ ] joke I can see it see that you're removing me on disk are you on about we don't talk about [ __ ] dropping down Bey pants okay that's all keep it Nickelodeon style you know this [ __ ] to sound like it could be aired on iCarly and maybe okay are we so like okay well we're gonna try this on the beat then I think I think that could hit radio really I feel like my radio just hit me so I guess really dropping these rounds that's why you never count your chickens when they're in an egg just make up your own saying you know what they say grizzy the cool kids sit at the back of the bus probably not the best can't spell Doritos without duh [Laughter] just like the pen thing or goes like you're rubbing it in the right spot slab yeah like that oh hey Minnie yeah you wanna voce come absolutely there's no greater sadness nemesis he's experiencing right now looking at the Cisco menu screen I had a chance to hang out with my three idols and Jace lat and I blew it Mia taught me this song last night on piano you see if I could do it never said the N word don't worry dude I don't trust anyone more than you gonna be hold there for me and words at the end of every sentence I'm so looking forward to that I'm so excited I love being around that kind of presence well I I don't know I know me I could hear them from all the way in the back of the bus okay good timing with those jokes man hey thanks man that's cuz I've been doing this for a little while now [Laughter] I have also jerked off to Jeffrey star so y'all for real not caught up on Shane Dawson series now I watched the first one so when I first came on that I stopped DRAM you didn't like it no watch he's giving us defensive high tone right now you want to know how to instantly seem like a pretentious ass or how whenever anyone asks you anything at all you say wow it's a really good question and then you have a jerk dr. day I think that's a really interesting point I'll tell you why I haven't I find I'm more cognitively able when I don't touch my little peepee for the first five and there's a strict reasoning for this and the reason is that I just feel like I need to earn it so that's me I mean that's a great thing I think that is so important I mean think about every facet of our lives that are just constantly focused on instant gratification I guess I really think that is so lucid of you Wow and I think what swagger did there really illustrates your point beautifully because that sound we make when we return off a little peepee is kind of the embodiment of spiritual enrichment that one has to earn by going through the motions of the day I feel like this is this is like Gwyneth Paltrow this is the goop pud see I'm glad you interrupted me because I I was on a tangent and I need to learn I'm so glad you cut up what I was saying it's all you it's all you got Egon what's the best sauce sorry probably that time that's what's the best sauce to put on a subway meatball [Laughter] yeah but guys like I definitely I definitely do say the n-word don't be so rude men my leg my [ __ ] leg what the hell was that I think it's almost gone okay let's go what my final figurine is now available on YouTube comm link in description free shipping worldwide get them before they sell oh god oh [ __ ] they're selling out so fast guys think oh [ __ ] guys they're almost gone link in description to stop go Smitty come down here it's like a club come on no it's totally safe like you guys have the high ground here okay okay I'm innocent what the [ __ ] was that are you innocent why did he just randomly kill grizzy are you with him now we're just gonna wait around for the police right I guess do you have a phone no what do you think I come that prepared how we call minecraft please I think there was a miscommunication because I said you guys seem sauce telling me to come down there and then he's like well if they start anything that will kill the boss yeah and then we both shut down and he started shooting and he started [ __ ] immediately yeah that was weird that was uncomfortable yeah that was weird and also like grizzy was like a good friend of mine now we'd like he's just you know like it's kind of a situation you know yeah this is my house just make yourself at home sure take that wine okay this guns kind of cool I might just I might just drop it I might just you get a hold it yeah I know how to use my own gun okay sure I'm gonna give my gonna test-fire okay okay that didn't okay clearly something's wrong here okay we're good yeah what's up what else has been happening around here do you know Smitty Smitty for just I thought we talked about doing the cowboy thing yeah it's weird it's weird when you do that we yeah it's weird people quite weird I don't think it's that weird can we move on from this look Jordan that was weird I don't think it's weird Jordan uh we killed many we believe you was a trader because he killed grizzy for no reason any anything from your perspective oh my god that was close that he was a bad guy he killed that was he was right I was just talking to him like he was on normal that was wild I told you doc the cowboy thing hey my mic work yeah your mic works dude do you know who we are yeah no no we're just gonna ignore the fact that you just killed a fan like literally with no remorse cuz you're black sorry for calling you black by the way no worries I'm gonna choose to trust you this round okay look it's a fresh start every time you never know I'm innocent okay okay Wow awesome [Music] all right now [ __ ] listen up one of you it's innocent - what yes playing hot potato oh you guys were we're not doing the whole terrorism thing anymore bro we're chilling oh okay now my weakness picking things up dude it suck by the tree oh hello very close it's uncomfortable Oh think you're doing this guy is freaking me the [ __ ] out my dream don't say that kind of [ __ ] walking down the street dududu Oh egg swagger are you doing buddy great bag great that's fine that happens like it's fine so you uh you and a sinner we have a problem here what's the problem over oh they're up here hey guys this is buddy do you know where the [ __ ] you are right now you're interfering with some top-secret business right here you [ __ ] how'd you get in here okay for the meme I clicked on it and into a random number that I thought might be the password in before I actually joined we always Portman says spin around five times are you serious [ __ ] [ __ ] do we honestly the [ __ ] was that guy [Applause] [Music] it's Pavlov we can only play paper paper paper okay let's go your paper paper paper paper again paper again we are so in sync it's crazy I don't know what to do like like genuinely yes for some reason my foot started cramping up okay that's no good I also just want to point out that as soon as you said that the game went boom I don't know I just thought I'd bring that no because it was kind of cool it was awesome but seriously you should you should take a break like if that hurts and stuff dude have you heard about this guy Keanu Reeves he's such an amazing guy dude he's so epic in the fresh cut Arif says I'm breathtaking guys hey welcome how are you good how are you doing great aya so I just found a medicine oh sure I don't even need that thing anyway uh yeah kind of intimidating do you want me to take that or I I'm confused I'm good I promise I'm actually innocent you can ask you you were just you wouldn't you would have killed me yeah I would've by now for sure okay and you know what swagger I'm glad that I found you because now I can trust you for sure because you're wearing a shiny blue suit and the man with such high fashion standards will never be a traitor I'm serious I'm so to put an effort in it shows I'm insecure oh I'm sorry I didn't really stop really really stop okay okay all right what exactly happened here Smitty by shot me our Italian shop buys buys is a traitor Smitty's badly hurt okay so Detective Chief is what we know one of these guys is a [ __ ] traitor okay okay how do you suggest we approach the situation meaning that's not exactly okay Oh God okay oh god oh god oh god I'm running okay okay you go get him chief yeah we did it did you see me I was so heroic food I was like oh no I threw up my p90 oh come on don't you hate it when this happens I got it I got it just rushing things oh are you you scared me there bro you say you traitor and you traitor crazier let's flip a coin what a dumbass oh my god you just got totally Punk why am i up brah die already holy [ __ ] can you believe this guy [ __ ] like no I'm gonna stay alive dude oh hey uh I'm a company oh okay oh okay that's uh yeah that was uh okay that's all that also is also works I'll be practicing [ __ ] come out I hate to play games [ __ ] oh you dropped her gun have you got it okay so you're good to go again okay cool [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] my superpower is that I can eat a bowl of cereal in 15 seconds my superpowers and no one at school talks to me fun fact I'm actually banned from 5 5 KF season through the United States for wide it's sucking on the bow and writing from the little boys step aside step aside step aside when the NPC only has one [ __ ] line anyone watch The Backyardigans that's what I watched no you know never with the porn Wonder Pets wonderpants that's a good one which is gonna skip over that are we yeah of course I got I could have read like I could appreciate like it's a manís looks good you know like I'd walk by and like in the city like chilling out with my friends on the night I see a guy like that's a firm pair of time to stop Paul Keene was like 15 seconds ago that's my mic not working game at all right hello ello ello ello ello some kettle oh this guy is like don't work hey yo what's up Microsoft Word how's it going bro think I could use you to vent down some frustrations open a new document called I hate my wife PDF prophets have you seen pictures of like rhinos with pwnage first of all not your burro second of all don't ever say that to me again okay it's a five second video please boys 1 all right let's go why are you so excited this is just not gonna be worth with oh boy he's cracked out of his [ __ ] mind here all I did not like Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs there is too high of a chance of meatballs it'll be much lower it was no suspense I could actually remember the first time I popped a boner if you guys would like to you not say Papa boner you know the episode in Jimmy Neutron where like the pants took over does anyone yes yes do I need to explain anymore I see my parents but I'm always Millie rockin when I talk to them so they can never take me seriously just hitting the Nene at a Funeral the ultimate form of respect the samurais de samurais used to hit the Quan never seen fast and furious I heard it's ridiculous and not a good watch I tried to watch a bruise too fast he's over in a second too fast and honestly like uncomfortably furious as well [Laughter] oh [ __ ] there's some John wick [ __ ] there Oh goddamn John wick [ __ ] what's completely still kitsch I feel like such a boomer when I play with you guys you know that read like two years old I feel like a [ __ ] boomer what was this like that kid that was born [ __ ] and his mother like jerked off his [ __ ] son because he couldn't get off any other one that doesn't sound familiar I'm clicking but it's not working yeah I'm gonna go take a shower I got a huge mess over be a man about it okay where's my straw you had every chance to not say that hey JC if you're about to take a shower I can be your bar so as I said law setting up jokes are the best I swear half of my best content is me just [ __ ] up basic sentences that's all right JC already forgot about it cuz he has short-term memory what happened [Laughter] this is a lot more pleasant how I feel what I'm playing with y'all okay grandpa's face is me high as [ __ ] right now yeah a lot of people meet each other in discord these days I know a lot of people have made each other in my discordant and now like IRL friends and [ __ ] it's kind of cool until they get like a raped or something but that like barely happens even then it's still cool for the rapist and you're gonna cancel I'm keen for another if you guys are home Kim I'm chilling okay you seem tired JC you tired you sleepy boy you know baby boy a little like [ __ ] shut his boy Vinnie lose weight wakey-wakey cranky real baby [ __ ] you get your [ __ ] bottle of milk a little baby [ __ ] yeah pile of [ __ ] [ __ ] that babies do that I'll talk to you guys about a punch my walls like halfway done through our dog I'm not gonna lie this is totally Mia my Bart's Mitzvah part spits [ __ ] like Bart Simpson but Jewish [ __ ] eat my shorts Jews eat my yarmulke anyone go to build a beer when they were kid lately different flavors wait flavors they have different flavors of bear kids sucking on a beer in the corner I never say that again disgusting I was talking about a stuffed bear Winnie the Pooh having the best day of his life over there did a great [ __ ] of 1986 that's not I saw two gay guys having sex cartwheeling down the hallways in coordination like a spinning wheel of gay right yeah why does the Sun go Oh time you asked me this before I'm never I never get a straight answer from you I told you the reason why is because the Sun in the mara blood and a [ __ ] respectively and if they're in the sky at the same time each other's ass I did not expect that mm-hmm while you eat in there or you just like chewing on your own lips like an old guy yeah I was just making sure all the saliva was in the right place like an old guy trying to recall the taste of oatmeal I was actually thinking of a hotel but basically we had like five spawn stop bullying this poor program he's just a bit of software that costs way too much per year okay Leona control-alt-delete you feel me it's a computer joke if you guys didn't thanks thanks for the context okay google lookup is masturbating with a pagina source in google is my páginas looking healthy I feel like this entire conversation is a sense like my vagina's dude how do you spell páginas nice shoes you see my shoes so you just said nice shoes with your braces but also like you really like your shoes no not a lot of people will know this but the story of my ancestors started a while ago before I was born [Laughter] see I ain't stop smiling this whole damn like stuck in place where's that picture the old guy that still ma'am still like that I was very tired a couple days ago and I woke up like I was sleepwalking a little bit and I ate half a ton on top I thought ooh boo too pissed I'm not even doing what okay press and pause and rewind simultaneously you're asleep walking this happens normally yes and you ate toothpaste I did eat a little bit of toothpaste not half that is or exaggerated Morgan certainly you thought toothpaste comes in a tub for a split second I was seeking a bath while doing it I woke up in the bed covered in toothpaste covered in that come from what you sat in on me I didn't see any figure about freaking let me just say pre coma before by only pre-cum vesicles just like a lot of pre [ __ ] copious amounts of rico is so much unnecessary mandatory that's why he was in the tub because he Allah please don't put that in your cringe compilation holy [ __ ] did you just take a selfie like low-key and playing counter-strike with the guys about to freak oh no I was enjoying myself this was fun I mean a little too much aleena but we can [Music] the fitness grande Pacer test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets harder as it continues the 20 meter Pacer test will begin in 30 minutes line up at the start the nurses office I [ __ ] myself [Laughter] who picked office [ __ ] who picked yet [ __ ] you JC you picked office yeah this map is literally the work you always hi Murray's riddled [ __ ] all right what's the best map I'm listening I'm all ears gosh dunno literally anything but office shut up Elena just give you i-5 for that one thank you I like how I haven't even like introduced myself to Elena and already is tell you to shut the [ __ ] up quickly a lot of aggression laid out you [ __ ] [ __ ] I think this is myth oh I never done meth you just breathe it in JC you ever considered trying that not breathing thing again I'll try it out well he's going all right nice and easy don't stop until your vision starts to tunnel JC don't stop hold it hold it hold it [Laughter] JC did you just say foldable samsung fridge [ __ ] door [ __ ] JC I feel like you're the kind of guy that would try to slam a revolving doors I've been playing a lot of faces so I'm all warmed up watch this oh [ __ ] I gotta pick it up now oh yeah she's she's a girl did mr. epic wait Eli you know a [ __ ] are you know he's just Asian same thing so are all midgets Asian in my book is Peter Dinklage Asian yep more like peter dinklage it's the mold guy watching Seinfeld laughed so hard that he actually had a heart attack and died I'm gone God mr. serious man is okay all right I'm on my pants on it feels good thanks Nina do you see [ __ ] I'm kind of here this song what's song oh that song it's go go burst truck tow go bears Trump don't let us down please we really need this right now seriously it's a big deal nice poor Horton need to hearing it it sounds like someone's on life support every time [Laughter] language horton hears a tinnitus induced ringing by dr. Seuss Horton Horton spirits by a sum or Whippany while your parents are you your parents who can talk about getting a divorce Gordon Huddle's in the corner and rocks back and forth while humming the Minecraft soundtrack while his parents [Laughter] [Music] and life's just not going here today Shion know who is oh I was gonna guess [Laughter] she's like one of the richest people in the world right one of the richest Americans at least yeah he's pretty rich I'm like aren't like the top five richest people [ __ ] [ __ ] American uh I think one of them's Nigerian knees offered me money a couple of times but I didn't feel right about it [Laughter] guys knock knock did you just say hello knock-knock knock-knock [ __ ] off right uh I was wondering why his name was I'm an airplane these roleplay servers are [ __ ] we're here to be experiencing some minor turbulence I got behind you there's a boy dick too hard don't stand too close you might think I am a creep out this way it's musical numbers that's right Smitty you got that right this is just from the 30 minutes that I know you but I'm pretty sure I know exactly what your future is not gonna have a talent for that so what's gonna happen is you're kind of in uni right now you studying something and you don't even really know if you enjoy it and after three or four years you're gonna graduate go into a job that you kind of resent but see you know you're trying to keep up a show oh yeah well it will get better as I move up the the the the chain so to speak and then as you get further and further or perhaps stagnate you're gonna realize how meaningless it is it's not really making enough money to justify the time you put into it and drugs are just a natural thing to kind of head towards at that point so you start slamming the drugs maybe you're in a relationship you start neglecting her or him but don't want to constantly presuppositions and next thing you know you're in an abusive household with a person that no longer loves you this resentment all around you and drugs their only friend now I'm not saying drugs are a bad friend you know drugs camp you know they're they keep you good company you know they make you feel alright and you just keep taking more and more of the drugs in the image that you die and I mean that's like a great thing to pursue I get as far as I'm concerned it suck yeah very cyfle i guess well I don't know yeah that vague ideas come in that direction but you're really kind of guidance me plate it up from a completely well I mean the main thing is mate I mean you know what you distance for so just just have fun mate you know just just [ __ ] enjoy the hell other than that experience you know one of those duties in school if you like gives like careers about it you know I was darker my [ __ ] is granted okay my mom says that's what our countertops made out of I take my countertops for granted nobody guys oh my god my countertops marvelous is this really what it's come to countertop jokes woman sounds so condescending here's the [ __ ] you owe you that disabilities are hilarious so [ __ ] many yeah this thing right don't upload for over a month what are you [ __ ] yeah probably oh [ __ ] you you [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] off that was why his native tongue [Music] oh you know what they say about donuts straight to my thighs I'm a woman that's how they sound that's what he going through man applies what's wrong with you maybe who needs a man when I have sweet doughnuts save some for me okay I'm full oh god I got a light down on my vagina's bursting at the seams Oh God being a woman is hard okay I'm gonna go lie down real quick okay load this knock it back Melissa what's the meaning of this I know you cheated on your boyfriend with my girlfriend and I just want an apology right now Melissa listen I may not be the perfect girl and I know that I've let you down more times than I can remember but the truth is I only do it cuz I want your attention I love you Melissa I love you so goddamn much [Music] what are you doing uh-oh nothing what are you walking out of my room don't look I'm sorry I'm embarrassed I'm sorry this is ridiculous I'm turning this off I know how could you watch it then it won't happen again sir I'm sorry oh good man right there I'm looking I can see it it's terrible I feel bad you should have seen where he was when he was looking in on this rocket lamp it was nothing really I invite only alphas watch porn together I guess you won't tell anyone right you won't tell okey-dokey super excited let's see what we got in here oh my god it's grenades don't need those but I will take that just a normal guy walking around with an Uzi just a normal guy oh okay maybe I'm not so normal after all oh hello sir how you doing what do you think of my ride you like it I used this to go places that did not sound good officer I did not know what that was over here I'm just gonna get my penis sucked hey did you just hear that [ __ ] woman you're a woman you're a female I am a little bit like kind of it's problematic you're an officer of the Lord you can't afford that are you are you a man just just come with me just come just come with me oh wow what is what was that yeah don't let us interrupt or anything uh hey get back here did we just witness sir what was that did you see them through the window just getting this marbled slob on yeah I know I'm looking sexy right I'll be putting in work I think you just came there by the looks of things well how we gonna figure this one out guys okay I'm a woman I wouldn't do anything bad oh this is awkward I'm running sorry guys I was run out at a time there I had to do something oh that was a massacre I feel great but by the Bell it's a beautiful day it's a beautiful sunshiny day to do hey Jordan huh hey hey really not to come with me I booked us very nice the do you have money right yeah you wanna have a threesome what have a threesome like it's gonna cost you extra bit well we'll make it worth your while come in here come in here oh come on Big Boy come on jump on the bed with us all right we don't do that when they're dead we don't Minnie Minnie Minnie Minnie Minnie but listen to me we talked about this you need to stop doing this another male oh hey hey sexy guys hey cryos come over here come on we want to give you a little kiss though kiss yeah try us you uh you're looking great right now you're a very tall woman thank you hey listen me and my friend over there would love to engaging that's ray somewhat you if you have the time nod I'm trying to come back to our place Minnie Minnie we got another one let's take it back to our place it's have a good time I'm sure you'll pay yeah try us Minnie no no no no no no no he just pays to come to our place and then we have sex it's a different transaction the class come come you've had a long day at work sweetie come come with us come with us come with us it'll be funny you like you're looking so strong in that shirt right this way we've got a great place don't worry about it for the room the room is paid for don't worry oh I know Justin hey decorated the room is red it has a mood setting oh it's so nice in here I can't wait to have sex now you're like sex Christ it should be a lot of alright lie right down the pit mix that guy come on get on the bed get on the bed come on one let's have some fun cries what the hell are you doing what the hell's he looks you don't mean yes we can see you alright now let's [ __ ] let's have sex [Music] [Applause] and I'm living in the material world and I am NOT a traitor there is material well I'm definitely not a traitor to Daryl Daryl Hey ladies how are you it's me what do you say we head back to my place man here girl ladies please I'm all into domination but this seems a little extreme even for me what do you say we hit back to my place and talk about what we do to men a little further huh hey this guy this guy's cute come on ladies come with me it'll be fun I got champagne ladies uh what's the hold up you want to hit back or what it was a man sorry let's go okay I can't believe I'm gonna get laid finally I cannot believe it I'm so excited yes I'm gonna get my dick wet nothing come with me it's gonna be awesome you see that right there that's my whip that was my whip anyway now about we just enjoy ourselves in here it it's private it's nice you know I'm so smooth [Music] haha sex is hilarious come with me come with me come upstairs I have to talk to both you it's very important take a seat take a seat right here for me here now Jordan what makes you think it's okay to speak to a woman of the workplace like that you look kind of a comfortable sweetheart you are you okay take take a seat get comfy Jordan you need to stop treating a woman in the workplace like that it's 2019 we have high standards now okay it's unacceptable we all have thoughts okay it runs through I'm aware we're only men I will now demonstrate how you should treat a woman in the workplace all right pay close attention do you get the idea now Jordan I'm sorry you've opened my mind now let's go do business as men should what are you up to Wayne it against against the car here oh yeah it's a cool ride yeah you look cool you look like a cool guy he looks like a guy who could be cool well sheriff is finally in town I'd heard that the laws are changed free MDMA free LSD free marijuana no alcohol or cigarettes though those are bad for your health okay okay so no lies you guys are free buddies excited to go ahead and die do a bunch drugs in and get out yeah okay let's go come on let's do some lines baby I can't wait my god special round special around shut the [ __ ] up dude who the hell is that guy anyway right [Music] I'm against piracy oh yeah I'm against feminism I'm against any other race it isn't what I'm uh I was here for the AME [Laughter] first of all I got a huge [ __ ] and of gays [ __ ] he walks into a room hey what's up got a big talkin I'm gay as [ __ ] I heard that it's bring your foreskin to work day burn it doesn't anklet or did the depression cake was sorrow filling ah that's me I got a lot depression cake with sorrow filling over here for a mr. griswold right here oh here you go Oh would you like to listen to sad music while you eat is make it worse oh no I have a playlist set and ready to go [Laughter] that a whale no this is Amy Schumer so yeah this guy asked me out of date and he was ugly yeah be here all night I'm pregnant I have bad morning sickness so I'm canceling my did she also like admit to raping a guy I think so yes Amy Schumer guys dipper like had sex with the guy and he's like no one watches how one they might join it kind of stunk a bit this is an actual children sometimes when I'm going down on my lady I wish there was a manual why do you want him manual there is my brother man I just wanted to be by her side hmm with that socks he died hmm me at a funeral row he died that's kind of cringe I'm [ __ ] slaying children okay dude I am [ __ ] these kids okay that's again with the dude I am raping this child Wow awesome and watching Daniel play is really something I'll shut the [ __ ] up how do I calm build you can't build now he just just tried to open the door that is just a texture you just rektd mocking hey I'm taking you hostage can you please tie your hands together hi is this the bank could you please let's pretend that my gun is an F boss card and I'm withdraw $100,000 immediately please can everybody please sign a nondisclosure agreement so that I can get out of here safely the cops like okay so what exactly happened when the robber arrived dude I signed an NDA I can't dude my dick has to touch my nuts all the time otherwise I'm I'm not straight otherwise my balls get lonely you feel me yeah dude but this two of them matter they get lonely well they ain't talking to each other right now let's just say they got a divorce so to speak except they might not sick so it's funny and my penis is the kid it's beautiful Thanks what are you doing the German dumped my psyche in a sign what about a Jewish version so today Jews ruff session to be a Jew good thing RAC isn't here Hitler was an inbred what like a sandwich Hitler between bread Hitler but gluten gluten Todd Harris he's gonna 0 a CS video but that takes time to rack up multiple alright like what I do for multiple sessions yeah so like your copy me I do yeah pretty much so like you're trying to like be than you me it met I didn't I admit that just like I go it for a month in u-turn replace me oh sorry pretty much but the black first yeah it's like copying some work but pretty much but I can actually say the n-word so you know [ __ ] you but can see the anyway yeah I mean I can say the n-word like I I can what I can say the word guys just that people get ready Madden you're doing good yeah I just say no I can say it people just go ahead yeah come on chill what the [ __ ] telling me over and over again to say thank you with some racial tension right now we're try to iron things out you go one pass for this current moment alright [ __ ] please so he can say it but I Cod say like you don't get mad at him like was it no give me bad ass give me one pass you gave me a post you told me to say is how society works this is how we do it mafia a credulous thing when I'm midst so I thought so what you were saying no sorry actually not what we're doing yeah chill and stop being racist my [ __ ] yo can we talk about this in game because I feel like Sam is kind of like feeling left out you know he's got a lot of context to catch up I mean Wissam a-- basically what's happened here is that my African American foreign Theory Griswold has told me to tell say the M word and then I said it and then he to say the word told me to say is if eclair so I clarified tones and I would say B have room and like personally I feel like you just kind of set yourself up for that racism and I just want to say that I'm not racist but you told me to say the M word and I said it so that's what happened but I did not specify what n-word I would just talk about Nestle Quik chocolate syrup Oh [ __ ] please [Laughter] like if you're if you're a really smart six-year-old you just walk into like a supermarket naked lie on the floor and say I don't think I'm murdering them well he's not the same place interrogate the right to remain silent scroll they don't tell you I got a podcast it's on Apple why do you guys get quite man I go to the comedy school do you you're gonna win if we don't get our [ __ ] together oh my god he's right guys we gotta get our [ __ ] together where does a movie go talk like an anime character with me guys as long as we stick together and have the power of friendship we can't with this game why is he on the Japanese dub sorry this is a double sub nothing personnel kid guys don't worry it's me and a1 b3 and I'm the man I am oh my god that's [ __ ] [ __ ] we just have an ongoing to a cry always called you crazy whenever I say Craig I feel like I'm talking to my stepdad that doesn't exist like like like his you know how like you know yeah I forget it you guys don't know wait you have a slave that's home Seabourn like I just feel like Craig is a stepdad name you know I could see that that's put the divorcing I remember I'd ironically like browsing rage comics when I was 13 what do you have sex with a girl and she commits suicide three days later forever all face when Leigh Craig gets out Lee built I have to live with Craig okay kids beat Brett gets built I get changed Craig Tillamook grade bleh cracks felt lay hits wife and kids like a boss I can't can't do two thumbs up and trying to fuse the bottled it got it no wait your oh yeah I forget your a cup with a camera oh dude that's an epic crepe moment thank you for making me hate my name and one go this is oh it's nice to meet you Craig nice to meet you too man have a good one this is fun I mean I guess we're two boys but bye guys we'll do it again sometime tomorrow season three Fitz is back all of our representatives are still assisting other customers please remain on the line as we value your car you going walk sorry guys I'm on hold with the met call me lesson play still gonna get my refund to Scott [Music]

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Id: Q3NjXyo3mdY

Length: 87min 3sec (5223 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 28 2019