Best of Blair Waldorf (Gossip Girl)

[Music] Dorota are you insane I don't know you use the everyday China Cyrus will think we're just common upper-middle class hello I'm trapped in the elevator with someone who sucks all the air out of the room send help or I'll be dead within the hour range you know my roommate and I didn't see eye to eye at first so one night I bought ice cream cone cupcakes from the treats truck and we bonded she taught me how to say hello in Swahili jumbo oh do you happen to know what the Swahili is for mind your own beeswax no reason of course it just might be useful Sunday on Safari where's Chuck yes right there Oh Evelyn is so important breve ever thought about traveling somewhere very far away you can go now haven't you heard of knocking I did knock but you didn't hear me we heard you though I'm sorry was it awkward are you trying to prove some kind of point yes let me help you with that whoops you didn't want to look at those photos anyway because it wasn't Serena and then [Music] indeed having an affair with Professor Forrester I know this because I keep tabs on everyone Blair sees and talks to do to my insatiable jealousy though she did state something to the effect that he didn't quite satisfy her like I used to have it's true my release ID barring do you really want access to strip clubs no I just don't want to seem like I'm ceding territory to attend your well-bred and be polite for southern so family loyalty is really big down there like slavery what I'm joking you know I'm joking right Bree I see the strip clubs ah so that concludes the treaty I just it'll pay off if you ever need orthopedic surgery at Mount Sinai like when you stab me in the back where am i okay pays mind if I order for the table she was in Shanghai last year hmm Mayday y'all know so - my god Nate doesn't like totally when it's called bean curd and he hasn't eaten Forks I can't believe you lied to me trying to use sex to distract me I learned from the best photograph is mine she stole my shoes when I say the first week at college means scared vulnerable freshmen needing someone to guide them and I know what I'm talking about the reverse Blair Waldorf oh my god I won this is my moment I ain't from and our King Mia talk shame though she should be here to see this you must ever call me Gerald and I just got engaged and I need an Eleanor Waldorf design for the big day sure though I think she discontinued her third trip down the aisle only took the plunge her money line Oh Blair I think you've had too much to drink oh you would know three DUIs now is it not that I blame you her way to escape the whispers that you made your money in adult entertainment websites sorry everyone spare me those expressive eyebrows I can't wait till you get Botox I'm just [Applause] out she really needs to tone down on the social niceties it's embarrassing my laces came undone that's what I'll do it so call security that's because your tastes include sleeping with your driver and popping prescription meds I'll go oh that reminds me I almost forgot to leave you with the information I discuss with your parents where you're going a boot camp for troubled girls Blair was kind enough to do some research haven't you heard I'm the crazy bet you're out there [Music] ain't karma of [ __ ] we know Blair Waldorf is

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Views: 550,523

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Keywords: gossip girl, blair waldorf, blair and chuck, best of blair waldorf, uppereast side, new york, serena van der woodsen, nate archibald, ed westwick, chuck bass, leighton meester, blake lively, netflix, badass, funny

Id: gnXHXMDERJE

Length: 4min 49sec (289 seconds)

Published: Tue May 05 2020