Funny Blair Waldorf Moments

sorry but you're not on the list of course I am this is my dream not anymore do I smell pork and cheese okay a tiger okay the Rena must have the hottest date ever if he's got plans he'll change them he's got a girlfriend he'll dump her Nev he's out of town he'll charter a g5 and fly home make it happen do what is me doing he's supposed to go find God ian is getting late and I'm losing heat well you look ravishing if I were your man it wouldn't need Clues to find you Oh ravish me I'm sure Chuck Bass I do believe all your years of underage boozing and womanizing have finally paid off truly I am proud after being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly 20 minutes I succumbed to inebriation performed at a speakeasy and surrendered my virtue to its self-absorbed ass the only good news is that he's a total pig who'll act like it never happened thank God mmm I'm sorry truthfully I'm not even Catholic you don't grant birthday wishes do you I'm a priest not a genie hi this is Blair Waldorf I was wondering if any of the pieces that I put on holds were picked up today the diamond necklace really okay thank you thank you thank you thanks ready for your present ow if you wanted to play rough all you have to do was ask hello there happy birthday to me fine it's just Mike my date she's never late and I flexed a final approval sorry sorry sorry sorry my cappuccino was decaf and I couldn't find my phone took forever to get a cab but you live up the street I wasn't home well everything's taken care of I'll pick you up at 5:00 in the car I got that laurent-perrier you like I also thought we'd stop by the modern afterwards for dessert cuz that's your favorite Blair oh we don't have to go anywhere if yours is fine sorry uh who's texting you so much Serena uh I gotta go back to my house my mom is supposed to throw this tea for Serena's grandmother and she had to jet to Paris last minute so it's all on me okay hey uh I'll stop by and help you okay I got it thanks who are you and what did you do with Blair Waldorf you don't live together I'm gonna go Naomi Campbell on you maybe Jenny can help you no I'm fine hey Serena um mr. Orlok needs to know how to pronounce that word in your presentation statement I assume it's a family name you're beautiful what's wrong I didn't write this my mother did Serena hopes to continue to live on the Upper East Side devote her life to volunteering for the Nature Conservancy and Junior League kind of too wonderful to hear make it stop you sound like me I'm innocent well except for a crime of passion I did something stupid with someone and even worse than doing that stupid thing I did the same stupid thing with someone else and pretended I had never done that stupid thing before you look confused should I walk you through it so you're just gonna go back to Serena like nothing happened and just leave me all alone oh you're not alone G I'm here now and I brought some people who really really want to see you I think you remember your parents the only thing feared by the spawn of Satan mom and dad leave it to Blair Waldorf to know that don't just happen they're made by parents even more wicked than their offspring okay um mom said that this is not what you think you have to believe me there there Georgie it's gonna be okay nope this time it won't or it won't your parents were so worried gee they told me everything how you're supposed to be on the equestrian circuit at Soldier show pony for cocaine that was a difficult time but I've put that behind me when when you were in rehab it's hard to get clean when you hitchhike in a town steal a credit card and book a ticket to a bita see where they sent me in that place was awful it was in Utah we say lasted longer than Lohan we were trying to help I've had enough have to go Gina stop yes stay Georgina I'll go oh that reminds me I almost forgot to leave you with the information I discussed with your parents where you're going a boot camp for troubled girls Lera was kind enough to do some research haven't you heard I'm the crazy bet you're out there sneaky little Nate yes I know exactly the girl you're talking about her name is Vanessa she lives in Brooklyn an unusual little space half gallery half boho coffee shop but then unusual pairing seemed to be the order of the day Claire what are you doing being angry at you for one here I thought it surprised you by bringing Vanessa to tonight's party when lo and behold you two have rekindled your love and secret you came all the way to Brooklyn to invite me to a party first of all that I don't even go to it was for Nate dare and called this morning poor thing has a migraine when I thought of you coming all alone I just wanted to do something nice is that so hard to believe yeah pretty much Blair have you seen Nate um no it's a blackout his last season's to wear those flats I II got them on sale hi my name's Claire you're new hi I'm Allie not important we'd like to invite you to lunch that's really sweet but I'm low you know Dan Humphrey bad idea it could be hazardous to your health social emotional even physical ouch besides boyfriends are so much less reliable than girlfriend we look out for each other what do you say I mean you didn't have any fun with anyone all summer well there's this hot lifeguard that asked me out but I you know I I turned him down what are you crazy a hot lifeguard is like Kleenex use once and throw away you couldn't ask for better rebound didn't realize that tights are not pants honestly Blair you got a minute 60 seconds clock it what are you doing here with those shouldn't you be at home fix as much as I hate these words coming out of my mouth I could really use your help with this Oh saving a teardown charity is for diseases and endangered species real estate is not on the list at least not in New York no need and tell me you took my first Bacchus take hardly but then it wasn't your bag I was after don't you know never to leave anything valuable unattended oh and I took the liberty of increasing your storage space what did you do Marcus and Catherine are free to live their sick little lives in peace as am i now they have nothing on me you're done here we're fresh that's Amelia count no it's mine i ply CL too remember yes which application was merely a formality took these are overbearing parents you know very well there's no way Yale is going to accept someone who got a 2360 on our SAT so give up and go for the gold my gold we're fresh this is a B yes it is you're new here so you don't know how it works I have a feeling you're about to explain second semester seniors get a free pass like pregnant lady serve fourteen-year-old Chinese gymnast Constance wants their students to get into the best colleges that's why this free pass exists the headmistress if she knew about this grade she'd wrap you on the wrist the devil would say you're already in Yale you have security now more than ever you can do what you want and an angel would say all the more reason not to you have what you want you don't have a perfect transcript but you don't need one you're in oh I hate having to play the angel I know the devil is so much better so be come on gimme

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Id: 18Oz93BKiZc

Length: 8min 46sec (526 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 05 2009