-Please welcome Ariana Grande! -♪♪ Hey, hey-hey, hey ♪♪ ♪♪♪♪ ♪♪ Hey, hey-hey, hey ♪♪ ♪♪♪♪ -Pinky promise That's what
I'm talking about right there. ♪♪♪♪ -♪♪ Hey, hey-hey, hey ♪♪ ♪♪♪♪ -[ Speaks indistinctly ]
-[ Laughs ] -Thank you for having me.
I'm so nervous. -You are?
-Yeah, I don't -- This is my --
I don't speak. It's my first time speaking
in front of people. -Yeah, you've never --
That's so interesting. You've never been
on a talk show. -I've never spoken --
-How? -I've never talked
on a talk show. -Yeah.
How does it feel? -Ever. It feels really --
I feel vulnerable. -No, no, no, no.
-I feel so weird. -But you're doing a great job. Isn't she talking
like a person that talks? [ Cheers and applause ] -I can talk! -All right. It's time
for the "Ew!" speed round. Okay?
Here we go. -Okay. [ Laughter ] -Hummus. -Ew!
-Yeah. -Neck pillows. -Ew.
-Yeah! -Venti lattes. -Ew! I prefer grande. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪♪♪ -So -- All right. So, Britney Spears,
who we all know, and "Mary Had a Little Lamb." -All right.
-Which is pretty -- Yeah. So, Roots, can you give a little
music here for Britney Spears? ♪♪♪♪ -[ As Britney Spears ]
♪♪ Well ♪♪ [ Laughter ] ♪♪ Way, ah ♪♪ ♪♪ Oh ♪♪ ♪♪ Little lamb ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] [ Normal voice ] That's enough. -I got to meet your dog. -Yes. Toulouse.
-Toulouse. -He's -- Yeah. -Do you travel everywhere
with him? -I do. He comes on tour. He loves the tour bus.
He sleeps very well. Hi, baby. -Hey. Hi, Toulouse. [ Laughs ] Is he -- Is he a trained dog? -No.
He just gets it. -He just gets it.
Yeah. -Yeah.
[ Chuckles ] I think it's 'cause I speak
to him all the time, and he kind of just gets it. [ Laughter ] -I mean, look. He knows where
the camera is and everything. -Yeah, he gets it. -Well, he's a famous dog
'cause -- [ Laughter ] He just found the camera. What food do I hate the most? -Ooh. Ooh, I don't know. -Yeah, you do. ♪♪♪♪ I'm putting the vibes out there. ♪♪♪♪ [ Markers scribbling ] ♪♪♪♪ I barf just writing it. All right. I'm gonna show
my answer. Don't look. Ready?
-[ Gasps ] -Oh, you didn't write it yet. You just got it? -You know, because I --
Go ahead. -You got my vibe? All right.
You got my vibe now. -I think. Maybe.
-Okay, this is great. All right.
-Go ahead. You go. -Don't look.
Ready? [ Drumroll ] -Blerf! [ Laughter ] -Blerf. -I look -- I tried to look, but
I'm blind, so it doesn't -- I couldn't see,
so it didn't work. -Let's see what your answer was. [ Drumroll ] [ Audience groans ]
-"Mustard." What? Mustard? Mustard is so delicious! It's yellow, it's got, like,
spices in it, it's vinegary. Mayonnaise -- You know why
I don't like it? It reminds me of pus. -Yeah, I don't like it, either.
[ Audience groans ] -Oh, stop. -Oh, this is a good one. Who was my first
celebrity crush? [ Laughter ] -A little --
A little embarrassing. A little embarrassing. Ah, you know.
[ Chuckles ] Ha. Yeah, to actually write it
down, I mean -- [ Laughing ] Everyone --
Everyone knows who it could be. Hee hee hee-hee-hee! [ Laughter ]
Yeah, yeah, yeah. [ Chuckles ] [ Clears throat ] All right.
You show it to your -- Maybe I'll show mine first. -Okay. Yeah, go ahead.
-Ready? Don't look. [ Laughter ] All right. Now show yours. [ Audience shouts ]
[ Sad tuba notes play ] [ Applause ] -Is that bad? -We also have a very, very
special guest here tonight that I'm very excited --
I have not met. -My nonna! -Your nonna is here. -Yeah,
well, my whole family's here, but she was really looking
forward to meeting you. -Hey, there's your bro! There's your mom,
there's your brother, there's nonna! -I don't know
if you saw my tweet, but she mentioned
that you're the only man who she'll stay up
past 11:30 for. -[ Chuckling ] That's what
I'm talking about! That's right.
That's what I'm -- [ Cheers and applause ] -And -- And when I told her
that I was gonna take her here to meet you, she was like, "Oh, I gotta start planning
my outfit." And I was like, "Nonna, what do you think
is gonna come from this?" And she goes, "You never know.
I'm very naughty." [ Laughter ] -[ Laughs ] Hey.
-Whoo! -I want to embarrass your mom
a little bit, if you don't mind. -Oh, she's -- Yeah,
she's gonna [bleep] her pants. -Because I love you. [ Laughter ] Well, besides that. No, no, no.
Mom. -No, she knows what's coming
already, and she's really gonna --
Yeah. -This is a video. This is -- You played the album
for the first time -- -I'm so sorry, Mom. -Oh, no! -Yeah. [ Chuckles ] Yeah.
This is a video -- This is -- Of course, your mom is the most honest person
in the world. -Yeah, of course.
I mean, she'll always be the first person to -- I hear her, like, "No!" -You hear her right now. But she's also honest --
-When it sucks. -...when she loves it,
so here's a video. Your mom was driving.
-When it's bad or if it's good, you'll always get the most
honest reaction from your mom. -You played
the album for your mom, and here's your mom's reaction. This is genuine, and she didn't
know she was being videotaped. -Oh. Oh, my God!
-[ Laughs ] -Oh. Whoa! No, Ariana, I'm not kidding. That's the best song
I ever heard! Oh! Oh, my God. Holy [bleep] [ Laughter,
cheers and applause ] -That's the first review
of the record. -This is the one that counts. -[ Laughs ] -All right. -Are you all right? -What is my most embarrassing
bad habit? [ Laughs ] [ Laughter ] Why did you write it that fast? Like, all the other ones,
you really thought about it. You know, and then this one,
you just -- Lookit. You're writing
like three sentences. [ Laughter ] ♪♪♪♪ Oh, my gosh. -[ Laughs ] -[ Chuckles ] All right.
Let me show mine first. [ Laughter ] Should I show mine first? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go ahead. -My most embarrassing
bad habit is... [ Drumroll ]
...laughing. I laugh too much.
-No. I like your laugh.
You're good in that department. This was the one. [ Laughter ] [ Sad tuba notes play ] -[ Laughs ] That's right, 'cause I'm
your second crush! I got you, girl! -[ As Christina Aguilera ]
♪♪ The-e-e-e ♪♪ ♪♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, oh ♪♪ ♪♪ The wheels on the bus go ♪♪ ♪♪ They go 'round,
they go 'round ♪♪ ♪♪ They, ooh, ooh, ooh, oh ♪♪ ♪♪ They go a, go a,
arou-u-u-u-nd ♪♪ ♪♪ They go 'round and 'round,
oh, hey ♪♪ ♪♪ Wheels on the bus ♪♪ ♪♪ They go ♪♪ ♪♪ Whoa, oh, whoa, oh ♪♪ ♪♪ They go, oh, oh, oh ♪♪ ♪♪ They go, they go ♪♪ ♪♪ A-a-a-a-aro-o-o-o-und ♪♪ ♪♪ Oh, oh, oh, hey, hey ♪♪ Ha! ♪♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪♪
-[ Laughs ] -♪♪ Ooh, ooh, ha ♪♪ -[ Laughing ] Oh! [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪♪♪ -♪♪ Unh ♪♪ ♪♪♪♪ ♪♪ Yeah ♪♪ ♪♪♪♪
