Best of Ari Gold Season Part2

well because you didn't read the script well I didn't read the script cause you didn't pitch it well you really trying to blame this I put a [ __ ] blame you for it I mean come on you said it was an indie he said it was small small people think small so I can't totally blame you for that but anyone with half a sense of the business would have read it no no Kay you got a script that's well-written about the greatest fire in Oregon history for ninety pages and you never see it live inside that fire for 50 pages boom hold on Oh boom now it's ed Norton's home Runyon circle well did they sell the script your [ __ ] face not yet [ __ ] well then it's still free your overpaid undersized [ __ ] you want to go Ari seriously let's just go right here because you know what you've never been hit in the face with anything besides a [ __ ] and you know it I already told him and she has the script exclusive will then tell her she doesn't or don't it's not our concern bet your ass it'll be a good script I'm gonna make sure they have miss Alaska waiting in your trailer to blow you at all fast I'll pay 350 and how about I toss Vince an EP credit and 50 G's because I like him EP credit what the [ __ ] listen he is a movie star not a no-show producer come on Ari just leave it on the script considering as if he does yeah who reps it who knows and who are the writers there's no cover page right listen spit ari Steve who are the [ __ ] writers Ari could be Gagan could be Zaillian could be bill [ __ ] Shakespeare I'll never tell stop acting like a child Vince starred in the highest-grossing movie of all time you know that he can carry this movie I love Vince are you know that I just can't risk it right now I can't sell you the script then Steve alright come on I'm sorry now go [ __ ] yourself alright that sounds awesome okay alright buddy hey I promise you hey Ari I don't have Steve Paul's number you just heard the offer from me dopey what he did certified letter from him to work over Amanda just do it it really is say thank you Ari come on say thank you Ari Thank You Ari one brother getting out of movie star jail the other one just getting out of jail that's why I had to break it to you how's the script really I cried no I don't know if I was crying because of the script or the fact that I'm trying to put you in a Benji movie but I sat at home alone last night in my bed and I went that the movie gets made sound like a bunch of idiots perfect clients for you eat you a g-rated family film if it's somehow babe were great and if it's Garfield and it blows up like Barry Bonds skull we're finished tastes like [ __ ] true story we could be in Villa tonight what are you gonna do at Villa the only thing I can do we find a nice image to whack off to well I will seal up your [ __ ] with cement if I am disrespected stop break your [ __ ] plans I own your asian ass I thought this was a favor it is a favor to you a favor to keep you employed but it'll be night soon Ari hello it'll be night soon you just said that D I'll give you $100 if you stayed till tomorrow really I love you I bow chewy [ __ ] what do you say what I said I love you live and I am hallucinating what Lord I've always mocked it but now I know it you are Confucius I think you're becoming yourself again no no Confucius Confucius say Ari go Ari no come on Confucius ColdFusion say I go Confucius say Ari go go where you're supposed to say go where something is coming for me Lloyd no nothing's coming for you Ari I'm serious I did I just heard something all right just count to five and you'll see it's just in your head one two three four I just come closer ari I'm looking at two eyes Lloyd are you sure oh god oh god a computer saying Ari you are sure positive Enron re-run drama Loretha I just heard drama Confucius say run to him drama is this real or is my wife calling you at 2:00 a.m. your wife's calling you at 2:00 a.m. hey baby everything okay where are you Ari I'm home honey what were you I'm home I went one for a jog at 2:00 a.m. yeah I couldn't sleep oh how could you with 25 men frolicking naked in our pool for an hour your physical appearance has left you no reason to ever feel confident but sometimes you appear to be appear to be that way for Vince today and who knows maybe uncle Ari will deliver a present by day's end I forget I just come and whack a few balls before I go home at your age the fact that you can whack anything is a miracle missa you scumbag hey I don't play for money all right I play for personal pride what are you [ __ ] Alan you're up 20 grand and I'm bored all right well what do you want to play for huh well has 20 a hole Sam I don't know what to rich for your blood ari I mean I don't know what kind of profits that little agency of yours is turning if any I'll tell you what why don't we play for 50 a hole but I don't want your money Alan really what do you want I want Vinnie in the movie sy you wouldn't bring that up too I didn't know you were gonna be so competitive Ally they are a scumbag I don't hold yeah huh nice Drive best of the day finally ah have you been hustling me I I'm sure he has been you got Phil [ __ ] Mickelson teaching you and this idiot yammering in my ear all day and I'm hustling you you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna focus extra extra Harvard no business sorry respect respect me with keeping business alive even when you're dead remember that John what do you say we bring Vince back to the studio just to pay tribute ow Dana Gordon you're on speakerphone and my wife's in the car oh uh hi hello so how was the funeral it was fun so you spoke to John supposed to John about what well I was at that place for a decade ari I know all about it okay what do you want I want to be under you Dana I told you my wife's in the car very funny I want to be your number two I know everyone there I helped build that place and if it weren't for Alan being such a woman-hating piece of [ __ ] I'd still be helping understood listen let's see how it plays out just asking for consideration Ari I'll get back to you bye I'm on speaker with my wife in the car it's common courtesy what were you afraid she was gonna say anything who is she nobody she's a studio exec a good one fact she'd make a great number two did you [ __ ] her maybe she would are you hiding something from Mary only my [ __ ] and my [ __ ] Lloyd uh he's in New Zealand we have a plane we just got it you can come I have to go to the bathroom sorry can we just give you the quick pitch it's very sure why Ari says here we are each state things in metaphor I speak Silvan teller for zone Murray team where you going Ari to the bathroom bathrooms the other way honey listen yeah pack those bags we're going to Geneva tonight from Geneva Hari what is going on what should I tell Jeffrey I'll give I'll leave you with that you throw a lot of Jew guilt for a [ __ ] like what I was trying to decide whether or not to ask you to marry me I'll let the fates decide how by flipping a coin you flipped a coin to decide whether to marry me or not I was joking baby but don't worry Dana I'm just

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Length: 7min 55sec (475 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 22 2009