Best of Johnny Drama - entourage season 8

later colonel what want to explain to me why I found this in Vince's bathroom cuz it sad though I told you to clear this place of all drugs Advil all means all aspirins cough suppressants I don't even want a throat lozenger in this house me and all they've been looking for weed and coke did you find Eddie nah checked everywhere the downstairs bathroom behind the sink almost everywhere I'll take care of it we can't take any chances Carl I got rid of every listen substance I found you emptied the bar that's gonna freak him out not that stupid I replaced everything non-alcoholic look-alikes I got wissen in the whiskey bottles non-alcoholic Bach in the belty bottles and I personally hand filled 30 various beers with old dudes you're insane I call thoughtful geez we gotta get going what are you doing get rid of the weed no idiot yo yo what you dress like it so for all my clothes burned up in the fire why you dressed for a bisexual paintball tournament is a better question agreed bisexual - shirt is mad header oh look at these pythons you could clearly see I'm hiding an eight-pack under it he evidently packed the hide since the early 70s drum if then whatever hey Vince we're just about done yet there anything else we can do yeah I'm gonna need you and your buddy to come down to the station and give an official statement okay no problem you okay yeah yeah hey you're not saying [ __ ] until you guys lawyer right relax oh don't tell me to relax you know what they're gonna do they're gonna put you guys in separate rooms shine bright lights on your face see if your stories match up our stories are gonna match up we got none the high here's the Johnny we ain't doing ok says here we can stay in your system for up to 90 days and sometimes as little as five days depending on what when every person is different I could naturally secrete any substance from my body 36 hours or less Oh says who it did in high school for what I juiced for wrestling you're on the wrestling team no I didn't make it but I loaded up for tryouts or what we gotta flush out your sister you drink three or four these they'll barely be able to find blood it yeah gonna drink vinegar yeah we're all gonna do it for solidarity whatever we got to do VIN I'm new to the team so maybe I'll just sip it [ __ ] what's this that's THC removing hair cleanser in case they do a hair test I've got your razors too I just you shave your head and buy even after you use the wash [ __ ] let's do it fine all right I kinda like it I can't do it come on bro we have no come on let's drink like a hundred of these you'll piss pure vinegar what's up yeah um I'm having a little trouble with that last line just say it it's funny no I'm having trouble with your line the way you're reading it the way I'm reading it yeah I don't read it just act it this guy joking well if you don't seem panicked how can I act scared guys please you don't think I seem too panicked I don't think you seemed anything I mean what choice is remaking Billy can I have a word with you please what I'm in here making choices you're just making voices I mean what actions were you playing I can't even tell Billy a word before I kill this guy okay is no reason get angry I'm just trying to make this work bro you can't make it work cause you suck oh I suck no I think Viking quest suck you calm down drama calm calm down this guy not only sucks but he thinks he's sandy Meisner let's just get it done get what done this show is over if we don't do something what would you like to do get dice back not gonna happen the network won't pay him you like this guy of course not that we need to make you happen it was something I could do don't you think I would have done it I would give anything to have dice back anything give him a piece of your salary [ __ ] that give him your salary maybe I will come in its office from don't look so good what's the problem how could you play poker we don't have a job I have a job and I never lose a Palka you know what is this and guys can we just play some [ __ ] cards please yes mr. happy dice the network's canceled the show officially alright alright guys keep playing I'll be right back max makes you an open sheet Johnny what are you cracking a couple days on the lines do you know dirty men went on a hunger strike in the Salt Mines of Belarus some of them starved to death but they knew what they was doing was right there will dice I don't want to starve to death I think we should go back I believe it'll all work out in the end if it's a job drama it is working out they've already contacted my people really yeah if you don't crack it's gonna get done they're just trying to get you nervous so you [ __ ] me which will ultimately [ __ ] you so do me a favor stay strong it's filth don't pick it up hey twenty Phil how are you right listen les Moonves sent over a script to produce for a minor with a Labrador movie that your brother wants to make with you and Billy Walsh you ready what yeah I did did you know that Les Moonves is one of my best friends no did you know that I was best man at his and Julie Chen's wedding oh I don't know that did you know that I saved Les Moonves is Great Dane from drowning when he was a puppy hmm I didn't know that either you know it all now and now you know this I will make sure that this [ __ ] movie never gets me anywhere and if it does I'll hire an exact [ __ ] replica of you just start at ease if you don't get your ass back to work this is the moment that men choose their fates choose yours what's he saying not only we get a little Johnny Bananas but he's gonna bury my miners what's your answer Johnny I can't have it all go to [ __ ] dice show him how strong you are you believe when you came into this you had the right goal right yeah yeah but I don't know maybe I'm just a crazy so sabotage it like my therapist says what's your answer Johnny right [ __ ] it out I'm sorry Phil good man good man think I'm gonna be sick come on come on just breathe through your nose come on out your mouth oh no I get him water I'm going everything's gonna be fine hello Phil uh-huh uh-huh yeah what was he saying talk to me from what okay then we're thought done drama I'd rather be dead than be disrespected the show's canceled yeah it's canceled god I am such a [ __ ] loser drama I'm kidding they make the deal what back on you were [ __ ] with me I [ __ ] with everybody they caved and Johnny Bananas rides again thank God victory yes all right I need to drop something off for Sophia Lear I can take it that's right I really need to speak to her Thanks um let me see she's in Oh what's your name Johnny chase hey Sophia how you doing I'm okay what are you doing here I brought you something from vets oh it's not anthrax is it no how could you say that I know we seem to have our differences it's a gift for what look I don't know what you did did a guy but it's really really important to him that you like him it's amazing to me that you don't oh no I like him fine Johnny I just don't date celebrities mmm what do you do well my last boyfriend was head of pediatric surgery at Johns Hopkins surgeon yeah you probably didn't have the time to treat your right look I know that a woman of your stature may have preconceived notions about a guy like Vince but you should know especially after interviewing him he's not just some actor he's smart maybe not John and what's his name OOP Ken Hopkins kind of smart but he's smart more importantly he's a friend and a brother the best I know both it's very sweet of you to look out for him no it's all he does for me so I own there you go thank you hello hey Sloane should have expected he would send the gang over he has no idea we're here we're actually here for Vince what's the difference Sloane we know you're upset we understand but this is getting married they want you to come to the wedding guys I appreciate the effort but I'm not gonna fall for this no no Sloan this is no joke he really is getting married to who you would single last Wednesday her name is Sophia Lear and she's her second favorite woman after you of course but she's amazing and they are in love look this is gonna be a very exclusive affair but it's important to Vincent you attend it's important to all of us and why am I such an important guest so carrying our baby your baby well that's the way we are Sloan you know that even if you lose e you never gonna lose us when is it tonight you guys are messing with me I'm not on the swamp Vince is getting married we want you to be there where is it Paris this isn't even a good trick what you want to get me on a plane to Paris with E and you think that's gonna make me forget all that's happened Oh Sloan we want you at the wedding I swear on my life that Vince is going to Paris to get married and it's really important to him and to us that you and you little baby your present I appreciate that so you'll come I have to ask you something else and I need you to be honest yeah I swear on my life swear on your career okay did he [ __ ] Melinda no no I swear around my career II did not [ __ ] Melinda what time does the plane leave 8:00 p.m. I'll think about it that's all we can ask Wow drama sworn your career made my balls crossed Nadel emotional yeah me too we better find something the [ __ ] Paris ladies someone told me there's a girl out

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Keywords: entourage, season, best, johnny, drama, chase, of, kevin, dillon, eric, vince, turtle, ari, gold, loyd

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Length: 11min 23sec (683 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 14 2011