The Wolf of Wall Street Yacht Scene

hey fellas come onboard blanks right around there welcome boo what a nice day hey welcome aboard Jordan welcome more than I homie pleasure to meet you agent Denham it's agent you how are you now you introduce you this is Nicole Heidi come on don't be shy what do you guys all shy for don't be scared these are friends of Stratton let alone um one your message said that that you want to speak privately right I do want to speak right give us a minute uh ladies let me know if I can get you anything we'd be happy to help guys hungry when something to eat got some pasta shrimp blob see I got whiskey any kind of booze you want you know what the bureau doesn't allow us to drink or a seat uh I've been on one of these before a boat learn how to say 106 oh [ __ ] alright alright I mean I'm one like this door I mean I had the whole front extended in order to fit the chopper up there see that anyway this is for you it's a complete list of every person that was at my wedding huh oh I understand you one of the whole wedding video figured this would help expedite the whole process right there you go look my point is that I know you're investigating Stratton but for the life of me I can't figure out why I know we're a little unorthodox were a little loud in the way we do things we got understand with the new guys on the block you know I'm trying to make a name for ourselves but no one should understand we don't do anything illegal whatsoever and you could talk to the SEC they're at my office 15 times over the last six months old I mean I got nothing to hide well you know the SEC is a civil regulatory agency we pursue criminal activity exactly you you go after real criminals which makes me wonder what what the hell you're investigating me for I mean honestly what what what is it that you think that we did or do i I don't get it well Jordan I can't discuss an ongoing investigation no I get that knowingness with that said this case got dumped on my desk did it you know by a higher-up who needs to make a show looking into the new company on the block no without right everything that and I end up being the schmuck who doesn't look exactly it's just big you know it bothers me we're the new guy and we're the one that's banging on wall street storm and you should you should see what's going on at the bigger firms I mean I know all the information it's true of Goldman the Lehman Brothers Merrill collateralized debt obligations this internet stock [ __ ] I mean it's a [ __ ] travesty I mean I could take you step-by-step to what exactly is occurring you know all you have to do is ask I'm I'm available that's exactly what I want to hear I don't see why a little sit-down like this mm-hmm can't be profitable for the both of us you should Ryan it should profit the both of us it should look I'm gonna give you my personal line five days a week you just call me feel free I'll do that great you sure you guys don't want something to drink coming you're not hungry nothing nothing Mona well I mean I scoop and if you don't want to get too personal just tell me to shut up but anything did you try to get your broker's license at one time tell you that right were you trying to take a stab at Wall Street no we've been talking to who the [ __ ] you like investigate me I've seen what I mean you ever think about what would have happened if you would have you know stayed the course you know what when I'm riding home on the subway in my balls are [ __ ] sweating I'm wearing the same suit three days in a row yeah you bet I do I've thought about it before who would write alright we [ __ ] wouldn't I mean what do you get another personal question you don't need to answer no that's all right Jordan what are you pulling 15 60 K something like that here oh well let's put it this way you get a free handgun when you sign up for the bureau I know but it what do you do this is me off you know what I mean you think about the people that built this country hard-working people like you you know firefighters teachers FBI agents end of the day you guys get [ __ ] skinned alive financially [ __ ] makes me angry that's the one thing about Wall Street in this market is for me I feel it's good to give back you know there's there situations where I can make those situations better for people you know you know opportunity is everything exactly it for example I got this one kid right went to went to school for environmental science something like that he was bogged down by student loans turns out his mother needed triple bypass surgery right horrible situation but we got him in at the market at the right time chose the right stock we gave him the right guidance boom overnight change his entire life you know it got to put his mother into the best Hospital in New York City it didn't work out for her granted she passed away unfortunately but we gave him that opportunity you know then it's just about setting up the right team and then overnight your life can change what is it what if it was an intern what's an intern making a deal like that in that situation I mean that particular trade with one trade north of half a million dollars and I do that for anybody you know anybody that needs the proper guidance can you say that again just the way you said it just the same way oh I don't know what you're talking oh come on you know what I'm talking about don't say the safe I think what Jordan just dizzy if I'm not mistaken oh you just tried to bribe a federal officer technically I didn't drive anybody oh that's Natalie that's Dale I don't know cording to the US criminal code that needs to be an exact dollar figure for the exchange of services that would not hold up in a court of law yeah I heard it no no no no no that's the truth but I want to tell you this yeah the same gentleman that told me that you tried to get your broker's license also told me that you were a straight arrow you ran a security check on me well now when you sail on a boat fit for a Bond villain sometimes you need to play the part right I think it's time you both get the [ __ ] off my boat what is it okay you know Jordan I'll use up most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust yeah they're uh they're to the manor born that right yeah their fathers are douchebags just like their fathers before them but you you Jordan got this way all on your own did I good for you little man for you me the look man let me tell you so let me tell you something else honestly I'm not bullshitting here this is one of the nicest boats that I've ever been on I gotta I gotta tell you I bet it and you know what I was just thinking to the [ __ ] hero that I'm gonna be back at the office when the Bureau seizes this [ __ ] boat because I mean [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] it's beautiful all right get the [ __ ] off my boat I'm sure we'll be seeing each other real soon I'm sure good luck on that subway ride home being miserable ugly [ __ ] wives I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime hey you guys want to take some lobsters for your ride home [ __ ] miserable pricks I know you can't afford them [ __ ] cheap [ __ ] hey buzz look what I found in my pocket look a year's salary right here fun coupons yeah fun coupons Kumbi grandfather and me around now start

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Keywords: movie, The Wolf Of Wall Street (Film), funny, Yacht (Ship Type), Leonardo DiCaprio (icon), Titanic (Film), Federal Bureau Of Investigation (Organization), Money (That's What I Want) (Composition), Hollywood (Neighborhood), yacht scene

Id: z0lByEmGkkU

Length: 8min 38sec (518 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 10 2014