Best of 2019 | Steezy Kane

[Music] all right where the [ __ ] it's bill ah [Music] there's nothing I just fell for you that's it can I get your number really well we could just be friends will there be benefits involved no let me jump over you you think I can jump over you long ways dude I don't want you to like worry I have so much anxiety for you right now oh thank you yeah I'm just uh I'm allergic to beautiful girls yeah wow you have two laptop oh no that's an iPad I was about to say you're rich yeah I need a cup of rich woman to pay the bills yeah so uh yeah you want my number right what's his name that's like you like five seconds to make that up [Music] hissing his his has a vibrator on it though he's a he's a professional scooter though I've we're on the sidewalk and also we just made another really disappointing discovery about Steve's you came that's not gonna help this case at all [ __ ] [ __ ] sweet yep that's him saying the n-word I'm half black I can say it so you only half say you gonna say Nick that's that's not how it works that is how it works I have a notebook hey you can't be sitting on the benches yeah so you can sit on the grass all you want or sit on the floor no no no 100% serious yeah no um no it's not what it looks like I don't even know who teddy bear side teddy bears hey no no no come back come back look okay I could explain okay okay I can't explain but I didn't do anything with her okay what are you serious I trust you how many times you think that was good can you hold me up Thanks I think I fell for you oh you're gonna walk away yeah yeah I'm good I mean other than my broken heart [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] young [ __ ] was a true Oh so what do you do Alan dead pods no I mean like for work I own em pods okay you know what you're pretty ugly where are your ear pods that's my [ __ ] knife here your iPod you know I just got that young camera it might still work when is she putting rice when I sneeze you say bless me it's okay don't kill your bottle finish yours everything okay yeah everything's fine we're just a gay couple right honey bless you thank you where's aah oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] yo check Weston I'm getting really rich can you actually get the back to the backs like dirty country you like my sticker small dick big dreams baby do you know where the cereal is like like the big boxes I'm sorry I have a boyfriend no I was asking where the cereal was yeah boyfriend I'm not hitting on you I was wondering where the cereal was and I see the third time I have a boyfriend please leave me alone the [ __ ] am i hi [Music] sorry what was that how are they the air buttons my apologies come again the air pots how are they hmm since of I cannot understand you your speech seems to not be rich enough in fact it's poor did you go see Avengers endgame yet I was just gonna tell y'all that like Justin Bieber dies a great movie oh yeah and Hulk finally smashes pretty awesome movie I was gonna tell you that Donald Trump dies at the end yeah oh you know me what do you mean you know me what's my name then it's Robert you see avengers endgame yet I was gonna tell you that James Charles shows his ass to the end yeah pretty awesome movie I see you have air pods so I see you're wealthy I have my ear pods but I left them at home so just so you know I own air pods [Music] well I do want your number this is this is for my Harvard I'm a film student at Harvard so I'm just uh my professor wanted us to make videos about getting girls numbers to study psychology and stuff no it's not it's I'm being a hundred percent cereal yeah what if just what if me and you were two cows and minecraft and Steve made us breed I'm joking I'm joking unless all right yeah that was it he has gay condoms I didn't even know there was a such thing as gay condoms he's lying her vagina if they're for vaginas and why do they why do they have that on it oh airport pros dude holy [ __ ] no way [Music] you ever see a black cowboy with air bugs me either you know I got a horse that ain't the only thing arrived tonight Wyatt what did I say I was gonna let her ride my cow I don't need her Cowboys be nothing more than a hat horse and a little ride me home [Music] so just wait a minute wouldn't the hell do you think you're doing don't tell me you're about to put gas up in that horse's ass horses don't take gas you deaf buck oh my god you look like trash means I should take you out now is that was that not good I was coming home expecting you go to sleep he's using my name to give use and some spilled already I guess because he had to record on that camera so you had to like jump back right well and I'm guessing that's why you have one sock on you can either way dude you suck at this yeah I've been naughty daddy very naughty what are you gonna do about that oh you're gonna do something about it breast cancer awareness I like it they put look at this shirt when you say hi to faraway close no I don't think I'm doing that again hold on what the [ __ ] 1 million what's the [ __ ] 1 million 1 million 1 million dude I just hit 1 million bro 1 million let's go 1 million I forgot to put in park hold on 1 million let's go let's go [Music] [Music] you see my iPods the wireless no wires at all they never fall out never it's amazing hope I'm making it out of here she summarized she know I'm gone I've seen some things that you might fear I'm doing a show be back soon I just fall on you oh my bad it's just like the pier I just got a front-flip well anything is the girl that's some homo [ __ ] but I'm $20 we say no homo oh yeah we're gonna treat you are you guys ready yeah [ __ ] yeah yeah put it right there ah oh yeah I just um I think I fell for you colony on phone where's ah with the [ __ ] uh oh [Music] thank you [ __ ] so yeah what's your major here speech pathology excuse me are you an authority I'm trying to get in yeah are you are you a beaver a beaver cuz damn girl that's not good well are you a magician because abracadabra it sounded funnier in my head I'm sorry friend over there thinks you're cute you want to get his number hey excuse me my friend over there thinks you're cute uh he wants to see if he can get your number okay some of you guys know my summer dentists well he was really drunk last night and he would not admit it you're not drunk go okay walk around the plate in back rivers fight the only plate then he started taking a piss on my car dude not on my car dude dude you're literally taking a piss on my tire right now and he chose to piss on that side where everybody can see him instead of this side that's that's Dennis for you then I started taking him home but of course he didn't want to leave [ __ ] you driving we're doing 50 in you almost and he almost jumps out the car so I have to stop and of course he gets out and he starts walking back downtown which is like 10 miles get the [ __ ] in the car slow down so you're gonna walk all the way back downtown don't have to [ __ ] jack dude um just riding riding the wave as a cowboy with air pods that's black yes sir watch out dude yeah I'm such a character enough yeah that's right black cowboy with air pods riding a scooter yes sir I mean ma'am [ __ ] hey you can't assume people's genders she might be a sir it's 2019 play music psycho mode or mo Bamba my friend Roy here thinks you're cute have your phone number can I jump over you on the scooter what up my friend thinks you're cute rejection isn't a bad thing and got bad ear oh oh don't give up by now o demon from Allah they might come my love but also me yeah but doesn't me uh I'm with Tyler yeah here I like the car and she waked her yeah well Vicki huh yeah oh my god huh yeah he done ITT huh you're so in love so in love so in love huh so basically what I mean by those Eric's is uh I already know you know say [Music] Oh [Music] excuse me I just saw you from afar and I just wanted to come up and tell you that you're really beautiful and maybe ask you out so that we could slowly fall in love get married and have kids and then in ten years you find me cheating on you with an 80 year old woman and you're angry but yet also confused as to find out about my newly grown fetish for older women and then you divorce me and we both look back at all the precious and valuable time that we waste it together hi I'm Kevin and you are Christina cool cool so can I get your number no this is love you drop your phone she puts on her glasses to like look closer hello this is also breaking my three year no soda streak yeah so everybody knows what happens when you put Mentos and Coke it explodes a lot so I'm just curious what happens if that goes on in my stomach when the [ __ ] do people ever buy Mentos I've never seen people like buy them casually like oh yell bro I'm gonna go to the store and get some Mentos you want anything I don't even remember what soda tastes like I'm actually trying to think of what it tastes like and I can't remember all right here we go I'm gonna [ __ ] die [Music] you're gonna regret that i dude you better lift at this time all right I will dude just playing dude ha [ __ ] [ __ ] god dammit there's two moths in here so I gotta kill them there it's dead how about you two yeah dude you [ __ ] do it you [ __ ] [ __ ] you're doing I told you to rob this [ __ ] not money I'll tell you Raj post the porter for this guy it's not a big store right what the [ __ ] are you doing is that a sniper have you done the peanutbutter trick it's like where you put peanut butter on your like areas of your body and then they'll come in like lick it off the [ __ ] relieve stress there are female dogs they're supposed to be called that female dogs are [ __ ] you [ __ ] around and get old [ __ ] is that how you think of pissed like apple juice I just drink something that came out of your dick do you wear did you drink your own piss no no my name is Robert Fisher yep go ahead write my name down you're writing with the walkie-talkie you bet your ass I am you're getting a citation here for speeding and flying a bird you're gonna speak my ass too got a sticky and I keep it on my dog's place girl I left your loving magic now sashe still going bad on him anyway my girlfriend left me it's okay thank you it's thank you but yeah thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you sure thank you yeah thank you thank you thank you you're not gonna bless me thank you thank you thank you it's you thanks but you know bless you that time thank you [Music] they [ __ ] found my house like they they said they recognizes the truck back there across the street and they started walking trying to find the house and they're [ __ ] freaking out right now hold up look look what he just showed me a screen shot when I had 11,000 subscribers dude you're a [ __ ] day one and that's real too cuz it says that he sent it on July 2018 t-that's [ __ ] crazy

Channel: Steezy Kane

Views: 2,206,841

Rating: 4.9637394 out of 5

Keywords: Isaiah Shepard, Steezy Kane, Steezzz, Steezy, Cheezy Steezy, Austin Texas, ATX, Austin Tx, 512, Funny, Comedy, steezy kane best of 2019, most awkward moments steezy kane, steezy kane awkward moments

Id: XFdcyo0tLoM

Length: 30min 15sec (1815 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 30 2019