Picking Up Girls with a Lisp

my teeth are pretty [ __ ] up I mean they're not that bad but I got these in lighters they're like invisible braces basically yeah you put them on your teeth and apparently my teeth are gonna be straight in six months which is crazy well yeah I got plastic on my teeth now do it so it's like so hard to talk like I'm gonna have a lisp for I think it said for the next three days I'm gonna have a lisp which sucks imagine just putting like really hard plastic on your teeth and you have to wear 24/7 for six months like I even have to wear these when I sleep also sneak oh just came through to Austin oh man dude I can't not talk and it sucked because I was sick the whole time he was here but we made a video on his channel so if y'all want to go watch that link in the description it's about YouTube fame it's pretty [ __ ] dope Austin Texas I'm here with the very 60 Z Kane I don't know it's just it's just sick you should go watch it and I can't [ __ ] talk hey cutie [ __ ] [ __ ] you ha ha this is me trying to make content out of out of nothing I don't know what to do it's so dude Austin so boring right now like everybody's out of town there's nobody here look at this look how great it looks and how depressing this [ __ ] is so sad there's nothing to do cat cat calling I can turn left right on the red because it's the one way in another one way legally I could turn left right now but I'm not gonna do it because I don't have insurance and this car isn't registered in my name and yes I'm gonna tell the whole world that do I suck do I sound weird dennis is gonna lie to me he keeps lying to me I keep asking him do I stop normal and he's like yeah he's so fine no no did I just lock myself out of my car oh dude today is not a good day oh my god ah [ __ ] that hurt dude that actually hurt why why why and my teeth are in pain just makes it so much worse I had a spare key under the car too but I left it at the house why I don't know hello I locked myself out of my car I'm on Congress Avenue and 8th Street downtown Congress and 8th Street it's a gray Mitsubishi with a small dig big dream sticker my name is Isaiah awesome love you daddy how's it going man yeah I locked myself out the keys are in the back part right there okay yeah a proof of insurance yeah I'll prove that it's yours you got an insurance card with your name on it uh no I don't have insurance you got anything in the vehicle oh I have a small big big dream sticker I've got a blog I I don't even have it registered in my name I bought in cash I have the papers but they're at home just pick a car yeah I know yeah I get that I have receipts actually that match my card okay okay awesome thank you so much yeah have a great day let's just go back home don't even feel like something anymore okay so now we're back home uh-huh actually I'm gonna show you guys a little tip on how to make some extra money follow me okay so here's all of my clothes that I wear including my beautiful merch so yeah all of this is what I wear and here I keep all the clothes that I don't wear and instead of throwing it out I list all these clothes online on this app called Poshmark and yes this is a brand deal but again just I like to let people know that I don't do brand deals with companies that I don't care about if I do a brand deal I'm gonna be giving you value I just want people to know that I'm not like those youtubers who just promote any brand just for money I'm gonna show you brands that I actually use or brands that I actually believe in but uh yeah back to the app you just list your clothes online people buy it on the internet and you ship is him and you make money or vice versa if you want to go and look for clothes online it's kind of like drifting you know finding clothes for cheap finding stuff that people already wore you can kind of find stuff that you wouldn't find in like a normal store because this is stuff people already owned also if you guys want to shop my closet just go to my username and you can buy clothes like these that I wore in previous videos because I don't wear these anymore so whoever wants these you got it sorry I'm kind of sick so yeah download Poshmark go cut my clothes or go cup other people's clothes or go sew your own clothes make some money and yeah so now it's day three I think of me wearing these things aligners I keep forgetting what they're called dude that's so lit it's like sexy snow hey excuse me my mom said that I can't go to the movies by myself so I need somebody to go with me if I could just grab your number and like we could go watch knives out well what's your name by the way sorry my where's my manners what is it Taeyang I'm Stevie it's my Lisp that noticeable I got these aligners and they make me talk weird so if that's okay with you then we can make this work out you know so I like that you have air pots too oh that's a really good indication for me to go in all right well I'll text you and we'll go watch a movie awesome bye Taeyang I don't know how to spell that hey um is this your daughter okay uh so I'm new to the school and I'm basically trying to look for a girlfriend if your daughter would be interested in like getting my number oh oh that's cool uh we could do like a long-distance relationship thing is it because of our Lisp it's because of my list that jog in yeah is anybody in this friend group single I'm trying to look for a girlfriend you look you look like you're single right I have the eye of this movie that I want to go watch but I don't think that I could take you because they don't allow snacks inside so yeah I could just grab your number real quick I feel like you're lying what's his name that took you too long to come up with what do you just put your number in if Jonathan doesn't work out you can rebound to me all right well I'll text you and I'm looking forward to our relationship dude it's easy to get numbers with with a lisp you guys ignored me earlier you guys ignored me earlier I'm just looking I'm just looking for our girlfriend and what do you mean film I don't have a camera okay have a great day I actually have a bad day I don't say that in a mean way I just mean like I'm giving you a challenge because it's its opposite day haha watch me get this [ __ ] what's your name you look like a look like a Robert I'm friendly I'm not gonna hurt you I don't know why that was so satisfying Robert stop running away I know you like that yeah you like that huh hopefully I don't have rabies now Oh sorry I think I fell for you yeah did you fall for me sure okay so I should get your number and we should like go on a date oh my god was my zipper down this whole time what the [ __ ] I was going up to girls with a list and my zipper was down that just makes it so much worse keep keep trying one time I was trying to hitchhike in LA it was a dude trying to hitchhike for me he was like trying to get a car for me and I was like dude it's not gonna work and he does it and the first [ __ ] car that dude just fell but hold on put it on me cuz this story is important he does this and first try a [ __ ] van full of five girls pull over and they're like just get in and we got in and they gave us a ride first try it's all about attitude as long as you believe that something's gonna work it's gonna work I get scratches on my car all the time I never cared like I just got in a car crash the other day steezy just got in the [ __ ] car accident holy [ __ ] if I land a trick can I get your number if it impresses you oh so yeah I could get your number right is it cuz you have a boyfriend yes what's his name yeah you made that up didn't you I at least make up a name hey do you guys want to see a trick alright watch this is gonna be awesome [Music] I just needed to warm up it doesn't really count cuz I stepped off of it but they actually waited for me to come all the way back that's funny are you guys filming right now oh why are y'all not filming they have a camera and a mic and everything and they're not filming how long have y'all been the making videos are y'all still in high school juniors dude y'all have time yeah I mean like don't think that you have time so that you get there quicker but how many how many subs do you guys have you had more than me when I was a junior in high school really yeah if I land this trick can I get your number all right I hope I land this you're hot can you make an exception you're going to the gym well what day is it arms legs [Music] the ground got hurting on me I mean you guys already know that why is there a tennis ball in here oh my god oh [ __ ] go throw it back [ __ ] oh they'll do those so close if I land this can I get your number yeah all right right here so yeah I'm thinking we could probably like go to the movies or something yeah you want to watch 1917 all right he blocked the shot every time I eat I have to take out my aligners I gotta do that every time I eat every time all right guys that's the end of the video yeah I don't really do outros I noticed that I just end the video well here's an outro finally you see why I don't do outros there's no point for them because you just say bye why not just cut it off like all your soap soap soap soap soap

Channel: Steezy Kane

Views: 3,096,451

Rating: 4.9570346 out of 5

Keywords: Isaiah Shepard, Steezy Kane, Steezzz, Steezy, Cheezy Steezy, Austin Texas, ATX, Austin Tx, 512, Funny, Comedy, Lisp, steezy lisp, picking up girls with a lisp

Id: E95NJS0dLEY

Length: 14min 28sec (868 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 21 2020