Best News Bloopers 2019

good morning - does five o'clock right now on your Wednesday morning thanks for joining us I'm Kate Merrill I mean that is Chris McKinnon and it is a Wednesday Jan yell because somebody needs to get to sleep I've always wanted to be a detective that's a Briana lesson is gonna be very complicated you're much better off being you the roads in Susquehanna County have people effed up fed up sorry PennDOT held a forum tonight for residents to explain what's next Fox 56 is a Victoria hello car joins us live in Montrose to explain how much longer drivers have to wait Victoria food donations and match Martinez how do these two go hand-in-hand well we are live at Second Harvest Foodbank we're gonna let you know how you can take part and all the festivities that's coming up but what we can say is that it looks for him in Uxbridge also something that where there may be some concern he had a 12,000 majority Oh it's now down to 5,000 but some people think it won't happen again thanks very much Jim lots of people trying to get in on the act there all right Mike so we're gonna have some barbecue weather or let's take a live look through the Steamship grill harbor cam the coho is back arriving from Port Angeles with another buttload boatload of a buttload a boatload of tourists ready if you enjoy the long weekend would you believe today the nicest day of the week and tell you what we are not forcing around I was thinking about like Halloween I mean you draw a horse in a second can't be easy draw trying to wake you up with a smooth brandon's artwork sometimes hits the market sometimes take a look at your temperatures on a Monday morning Chipotle trying to help you be a better you out there okay it's got new bowls that accommodates popular diets there's a key doable paleo Bowl whole 30 diet bowls they all have big rules about what you can oh you mean those like the tortillas that they make when you order a bowl in our burritos are you talking about you can get a bowl at Chipotle just in a little Bowl and the certain ingredients go to a certain diet no I'm I'm so confused about where you're talking about right now they're offering Paleo diet friendly bowls there's nothing to do with burritos just the stuff that's inside in when you have cereal do you eat the bowl as well so is it matter if it's purely or not what's in the shake it the lettuce those things okay well start to see some fog develop tomorrow morning as a warm first [Laughter] [Applause] story is really hilarious Jessica I'm sorry we were watching our friend Ellen DeGeneres our good friend our good job all the time and she was talking about aspirin hilarious you don't have to go far for this dating advice calm released their list of the top 10 most romantic cities in North America just so you know Ellen's new special on Netflix relatable is hilarious it is very relatable okay alright grab those milk cartons and don't worry if you can't celebrate you got another chance in six months because that's world milk our anchor Adrienne Bradshaw joining us now with a look at what folks are actually seeing on the roadways all across our state some of the worst hit areas Adrienne I entire just walking from Studio to studio the worst is when you get like a chewy stringy people yeah when you're fighting with the sander it's like give me my food yeah and then hate that comes out yeah you get the chin spanked when it comes out yeah that's it lands on your chin JCPS but lot bus hotlines excuse me is up that's a bad word Dumbo sorry bus hot lie oh dear you have to be really careful out there you do we've had sex can 6 rather consecutive days okay alright that was a Freudian slip but we're gonna pretend like we didn't hear it and it's not raining that's exciting in effect for our portions of the Ohio Valley and frost advisories elsewhere in the valleys but we've got this cold airmass streaming in from the north listen it's gonna be how do I believe you Lana I'm sorry I can't rescue you from this one I'm usually right there for you she's talking about six days of consecutive wet weather and cold temperatures rate a September evening get out enjoy while we still have trees on the leaves of blue sky overhead now even though this gym is temporary it's gonna be here for a few years and right now students say that that is more than nothing because this gym it's a home run so you can say that this gem it's a Grand Slam but this gym nothing but net hole-in-one and what's your favorite Marvel Comics hero - Superman remember the motto with great power comes great responsibility right well if you make it out to a tailgate there's a good chance someone in the parking lot will be you know gilang up some sausage you're grilling Oh grill it's a misspelling you know you're gonna be grilling up some sausages and there's a good chance that they doing them like we do that's your booty Friday I'm just embarrassed so if you're getting out the gill this weekend chef Tim instrum Bramah he grew up tailgating in his home state of Wisconsin and today shows us two great ways to kill that sausage the dog in Thailand is certainly giving new meaning to the phrase doggy stop doggy paddle scuse me he was found swimming at 135 miles off the shore of Thailand near an oil rig workers first but there's no way around it so workers first spotted the dog last Friday swimming towards the platform the crew was able to get a rope around his neck and pull him up they believe he fell off a fishing trawler he's now in good shape and on dry land with an animal protection group when I'm sure I'll be working with very soon more News 4 at 11:00 when we come back scary moments for customers at a Kansas Home Depot police responded to reports of a bomb threat at the store in Wichita a customer alerted employees a man inside the bathroom said there was a bomb in the building police were able to locate the man responsible for those comments and that man told police he warned other guests to leave the restroom because he was quote fixin to blow it up but had no intention of causing a panic man also tough all these others in the room laughs understanding his joke which I'm just not getting says they will not be pressing charges but I can tell you right now you asked the producer for me to read in there - even now please no [Music] no we're gonna get it we're gonna get all right we can do this all right turning now to an impassioned plea in a string of thefts police are searching for several thieves believed to have stolen a 400 year old bonsai tree the missing tree seen here Stan Stan's about three feet tall and two and a half feet wide with more than 400 points and branches it is it is green with a brownish curved trunk that tilts a bit to the side as you can see the owners of the tree fifth-generation bonsai masters would like to send a message to the tree quote are you at least getting enough water end quote the owners say they've raised this tree as their own child and they are desperate to have at home that's estimated to be worth about $90,000 let's take a look at birthdays and anniversaries in the meantime happy 80th birthday to e Norma Stitz equipmen happy birthday to you miss enormous Opie have a wonderful day three Samba stretches promised an immortal monster Poland in Chennai boulevards waitomo Buddha grace Meacham and a priest rely upon Mazzoni establishing shot McRae McRae Oh sapa know what reproduction if you were from Florida booth Seska we seen is khaki group recorded memory is the issue about the Margaret Aquatic tours of show ocean insidious really enticed when they come to Buffalo because nem her I'm good oh yeah okay she's feeling fun that was our Jenna Clary reporting Hannah's okay and it's t-shirt weather today a hot dog grab your t-shirts maybe even a bathing suit today so I know we are only 13 days away from the official farts so what just came out of my mouth birthing officials started a morning 13 days away I really I don't know what came in or that it's just we're gonna toggle on through this okay the Democratic campaigns continue Bernie Sanders made an appearance in Sacramento California here's what he had to say to his supporters back out here live we will have much more from the tiny community of Rachel Nevada at 6:30 reporting live Joe Moore tells 13 Action News detailed look at your next chance of some rain we'll get to the rain a little I want you take it from here [Laughter] but the cost for her services range from 7,500 to $30,000 but it could be worth it she has an 80% success rate it's pretty good 80% sex right the 6x Oh accordions that success rate yikes hello Internet hello Internet that's going on there let's just move on shall we can we please move on FIFA I'll move on here if you're single and ready to mingle golly this next story Lidl is playing cupid this valentine's day the grocery chain is partnering with richmond based dating service it takes to to help you find love single people who attend the happy hour event wine tasting in a master class as well as here dating advice from Reba stop it from chief matchmakers at the website it takes two they'll also have palm readings and the first 30 people will get a legal gift card happy hours from 6:00 to 8:00 at the little store on West Broad near staples mill and bring your grocery list so if you don't find love at least you can find something on sale or something Rob we all knew what you meant we all knew what you meant success rate slow say it you

Channel: News Be Funny

Views: 1,477,235

Rating: 4.7946706 out of 5

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Id: 3i7aObzNGuI

Length: 15min 20sec (920 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 12 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/crab_people]

I can't believe that one girl couldn't wrap her mind around the Chipotle bowls.

[u/CollumMcJingleballs]

The Milk Day and the Bomb Threat ones are ones for the ages.

[u/JellyMule]

E Norma Stits would be proud.

[u/kudles]

Match Mardness!

[u/WTF_is_an_Acronym]

Milk day ladies had me rolling!

[u/20c8e4399c]

That Milk Day one had me cracking up in work.

[u/ConnorMcJeezus]

That basketball one has to be a joke.

[u/FrostedBauble]

My favorite Marvel superhero is Popeye! Remember his motto “I’m Batman”.

[u/Bamcrab]

That sports announcer had his moment and was not going to let the studio down, come hell or high water. Absolute legend.