Best TV News Bloopers Of The Decade #2

702 already this morning just flying by like this week it's wednesday right i think so hump day yeah yeah we're getting there hopefully we'll have a dry hump it's not real oh most important state in may is the month of indiana well ali mcbeal mcball is in chicago for us tonight ali i'm gonna do my best if it goes off the rails that's what they get after being briefed on such a horror horrific crime 10 degree swings and temperatures across michiana so a chilly fart is chilly start for some we tried to reach out to the man who died in this pursuit they were unavailable for comment micah back to you is dunkirk good simon [Music] good morning it is thursday march 13th you are marcia i am i almost jumped you there service that's okay you can jump me anytime not that way not that way you know what i meant even as government moves ahead with its billion dollar plan for education secretary general of the sama dahaman says folks coming in from carmel if you're using us 31 southbound your average speed is 43 miles per hour katie's okay all right here's an actual customer out here uh what's uh what's the best kind of firework to buy wouldn't you like to know weatherboy where are your parents get sketchy back to you guys chris belisario the stilt walker i was originally gonna come uh in between her uh legs but yeah that's not what was not gonna happen would not have made for good tv had she fallen over so we're not trying to create a liability here in little rock we also saw the hottest day of the year and nearly four years actually let's check in with first though with chief meteorologist keith monahan and keith are we looking for any sign of possible relief on the way no back to you as we said it is valentine's day one of the busiest days for restaurants as well and if you're making last-minute dinner plans you may have a hard time getting in some of the titties and some in some of the city's top spots we checked around at some local restaurants well jd kristen with triple digits expected tomorrow we may scenes we may see scenes even more like this people trying to beat the heat and trying to stay cool and uh or tomorrow and people well i won't be talking to the rose expert right now but you can ask me anything about panties i love panties oh flowers peonies yes yes yes yes um if you didn't get a chance to check out i'm so sorry in the 90s i thought lots of fun tweets so we'll start with dee who says in the 90s i thought that computers were much easier to use remember the green flashing you know in the dialogue oh yeah i sure do and i thought nothing will ever be as cool as crystal meth pepsi looking like a nice day to maybe head outside with your significant other or whoever you want to hang out with and then the weekend so far so good should be dry but in the 40s so it was slow and [ __ ] [ __ ] steady steady we knew what you meant yeah all right thanks danielle but the the judge says what swayed the sentencing decisions at least in his mind where george thomas has missed opportunities in a tight space which persuaded him as as he said that uh staying and doing nothing is as heinous as doing it all all right we're having technical difficulties as we can see a little frustration there right now dew points in the 20s and near 30 degrees across central mississippi well hey there i don't know what's going on but zane doesn't know sure are you crazy sure well we've got a little bit of uh interesting things going on right now take a look at what's going on right now you want to point out the weather right now yeah there were farts everywhere and toots it doesn't really i think it's crazy you know i like to eat candy corn one color at a time if you're really getting those about it well i'm not always a nibbler i'm kind of a gobbler [Laughter] i eat a lot of candy god do you understand how often we get that close i'm sorry my friend came to the door she said well i was on the phone cooking me and my baby some dresses and she said hey something wrong is popping i said what she said yeah i said no so the girl come downstairs she come out her apartment with her baby with no shoes on i said oh girl it's cold outside she said something right i said oh man she said oh man the building is on fire i said no what i got my three kids and we bounced out uh oh we're gonna be in no fire not today i would fall into that later category of course you know it was very funny very very early in the morning oh wait a minute let's go look at this family come here whoa oh windy now those new shoes oh wendy oh man that's a photographer darren fan i i'm guessing by her laughter that she's okay those new shoes man uh wendy can you still hear us can you still hear us wendy or no no i don't think she can still hear it oh my gosh i got her okay charlie i'm gonna sit here and just hang out with my new best friend bettina really into weather oh yeah i think you should you two should get a a hotel room or something that's a lot of action going on over there charlie probably the most action you've had in months huh let's take a look at the weather oh well i crack myself up if i don't crack anyone else 69 degrees on it's not possible that it wasn't rigged for once in my life i happened to become that sucker oh boy griffin has smiled in police before he's thinking he's thinking about suing i'm sorry it's just the banana the image well police are looking to see if there was indeed any fraud the carnival game has been shut down in the meantime poor guys i know if i feel bad but it's just the banana such a sad sight you know he's walking with the stuffed bananas that's sad sad all right albert what's the weather going to be like let you know when that gets cleared up that is going to be a headache this morning milan that sounds awful i do not feel for the people stuck in that all right thanks hank or i do feel for them i do feel for that yeah i do not want to be them eat it people oh my all right don't know your morning techniques he's like i'm gonna lose her ink you have to stop dancing back there i'm gonna lose it all right if you'd like a holiday kiss you might wanna invest [Applause] good morning everybody i'm hanging out with my friend john fox 5 morning news starts look over there and it starts right now oh my gosh what is that what is that what is that can someone please tell me what's going on we had remember last week tony parker of the spurs was on vacation and he was renting this that's what he was it's a water-powered uh pack that almost took matt johnson down with them that looks like fun is that carl demaio in the studio it looks like carl demaio some of you guys i see you almost on a daily [Music] it was a life-saving move though nothing more is there any video only we just got a really bizarre look into his fantasy sorry april i'm pretty sure that didn't happen i'm pretty sure i'd remember that oh you'd remember advisory for ozone that i'm gonna try now we all have dogs have you ever dressed your dog up i honestly have not well you got a big dog that's probably why she's larger yeah mark has a little wiener have you ever dressed the wiener up yeah i do he's um what are you doing he's uh actually i had a bug there he's uh i thought something happened what have you dressed him in mark come on be honest mark long johns no really yeah so that's adorable you'd win let's start off with what's going on in our weather headlines this morning partly weekend showers back in the forecast a real taste of fall next week and across our area we are going to warm up quite a bit here's a look at the bus stop forecast serious technical difficulties with our audio system and for some reason this is the only audio that works right now but we wanted everyone to know that we are frantically working on this situation for some reason we are experiencing some serious technical difficulties with our audio system and we hope you'll bear with us as we iron out this situation but that's the thing with this morning show you never know what to expect but while i'm on the air here let me tell you the latest on this situation on the mag mile we have some seriously high wind gusts in the chicago area today through three o'clock this afternoon this this tops it all this happens with the fake plane crash this test everything bro did you break into a house did you burglar at the house hell no bro get away from the car bro i'm on top all right i'm on top we were talking before you're just talking to these officers well i don't want to talk to you though did you break it around no okay why are you in custody though i don't know you don't know you have no idea why you've been around no i do sir why you got hair coming out your nose so anything your mom anything like that or anyone you know my bad mom my bad i'll be home a couple days when you're hurt when you were running away i'm a bite my nick you tame me in the nick bye all right well you have a good one there what's your name paul what pow paul what's your last name paul i don't know yeah i gave you the person okay liz you and michelle and frank like to tease me when i talk about my vermont weather stick right it arches up when high pressure is building in and it deflects and falls downward when you have an area of low pressure in the area and it's just going straight out because yesterday we were kind of in between systems so it really does work it does that's how i forecast weather okay keep your uh keep your pictures coming to kpix okay now i gotta i should have done this at the end of the weather cast obviously okay frank can you continue that's a beautiful beautiful shot there looks like san jose to me yeah okay okay here we go cloudy out the door this morning we have part of the cloud just about four minutes before the hour now that means it's time for a sunrise shake-up and a story bob shaw has been waiting for a moose drunk on fermenting apples got stuck in a tree tuesday night in sweden take a look at this a man who lived nearby heard some strange sounds from his neighbor's yard found the moose stuck with only one foot on the ground people in the neighborhood tried to saw off the trees branches to make that moose more comfortable it's just an unusual story apparently the animal had been not tender me folks and had previously tried to ram one of his neighbors cars when firefighters arrived they met the rest of the branches until the moose slid free oh bob you're not helping me out here this morning the moose apparently took a nap in the grass before wandering off into the woods now let's have a look at the weather uh louise you're right i think we've lost her i'll tell you what that will do like come back to me on camera three now let's get a weather update here is louise leah thank you simon good evening everybody i'll try and keep it together because it's not a laughing matter with the weather in scotland today's view sorry it's been pretty wet and windy with the strongest of the gusts wind across scotland and northern ireland in fact we've seen gale force gusts into wales and across central south parts of england we've had cells sorry we've had some sunshine with highs for 24 degrees so that's 75 fahrenheit let's move back to this area of low pressure that's been sitting across the northwest we'll bring you on into the temps and we're all doing okay wow 750 degrees in gila bend right now and 1270 uh in abu tukey now i i'm not authorized to evacuate our 2k but this temperature seems pretty high cave creek is real yeah cade creek fountain hills they don't look good either and frankly wickenburg is a total loss you might as well just get out of anywhere along the 60 years very warm surprise is starting to heat up as well at 1300 degrees so again the safe spots seem to be chandler and mesa scottsdale is doing okay so far but you know you're sort of surrounded by some pretty intense heat so you know again i'm not your dad but i would get out while you still can i think steel boils at about this temperature so there's probably nothing left up there right now so don't even bother looting up there it's not going to be worth it last week twitter set twitter said guidelines were being updated due to confusion the company says any users who tweets content excuse me okay all right pulling it together now it's 5 37 good thursday morning to you man they'll go to one that's what we do we go to this camera all right here we go veterinarians in washington d.c keeping a close eye on one of the pandas at the national zoo there 20 years old the father of all the panda cubs that have been born at that zoo vets are worried because the panda's been losing weight for a few weeks thank you for this even though he's eating the same amount of food i can do this he's had an issue with our pain as well he's doing okay that's the bottom line all right 5 38 so it's definitely time to get to weather but the cost for her services range from 7 500 to 30 thousand dollars but it could be worth it she has an eighty percent success rate oh that's pretty good eighty percent sex right success oh freudian slip success rate yikes hello internet hello internet that's going on there let's just move on shall we can we please move on i'll move on here if you're single and ready to mingle golly did that go right into this next story uh lidl is playing cupid this valentine's day the grocery chain is partnering with richmond-based dating service it takes two to help you find love single people who attend the happy hour event will get to enjoy guided wine tasting in a master class as well as hear dating advice from reba stop it from chief matchmakers at the website it takes two they'll also have palm readings and the first 30 people will get a lethal gift card happy hours from 6 to 8 at the little store on west broad near uh staples mill and bring your grocery list so if you don't find love at least you can find something on sale yeah grocery shopping rob we all knew what you meant we all knew what you meant it's just reba now now rate success rate slow say it slowly now this just in police officers in lancaster pennsylvania were asking people to be on the lookout for a man who robbed a store and i think yeah i think we do we do have his description we take that let's take his description [Music] okay this is the guy they're uh they wanted they wanted people in pennsylvania to be out on the lookout for he's got uh he's got a nose and some hair that goes like that and he was uh he was wearing a hat at the time of this particular particular crime it's got kind of a chin that comes down to a almost a point stands about five feet four inches tall there it is get a good look for yourself oh and now i'm getting word that police actually caught this guy thanks to the sketch no doubt so here's a picture of the real guy next to the sketch that led to his arrest where's the pointy chin it's uncanny lisa uh the guy on the left is now charged with two counts of theft is being held in the lancaster jail and i say give that sketch artist a raise this wouldn't be so funny except it's a real sketch that was actually the sketch the police sent out to the good folks in lancaster and hey to their credit they've got him they came through minus the hat and i'm not going to do it because i shouldn't do this right grandmaster no okay grandmaster bruce silva here there's a big demonstration that's coming up next week saturday but for now we have a sneak peek so we're going to start right over here is that right yes okay 21.2 pounds that's the brick right there right okay and why the glass i'm going to break that concrete slab with that glass without breaking the glass are you ready i'm ready all right let's go that's incredible wait and to be honest i actually felt these bricks these are real bricks i mean there's there's no oh check it out baby guns guns oh my god that's all right okay okay [Laughter] okay okay what is this over here this is 110 pounds okay okay go for it don't touch i won't touch it [Applause] you know what either way that was impressive that was good job good job okay so um lots of discipline goes into martial arts yes okay okay um and it's not just you there's gonna be a big demonstration from other schools right yes okay yes i've got dixon taekwondo coming yeah this is uh saturday april 30th by the way give us the info on saturday april 30th i'm gonna do i'm gonna try to do nine world records and um this is the first time i'm gonna do this and get on guinness book of records sounds good yeah okay thank you grandmaster we appreciate it so much you're watching sunrise oh wow oh i like you all right there buddy you okay you need some water wow finger looking good yeah that was great jim there's no shame during the rail it's tasty a little aftertaste kind of hit you no sweat oh god i swallowed the rest there is no care can we get a close-up on his eyes oh my god i should also say to be fair jim eat this oh my god you did i'm ethiopian my family is african so i've been eating hot sauce since i was a baby this isn't affecting you did you see the dirty look you just gave me jim it's okay there's no shame oh but it's affecting you well i'm fine it's just it's it's spicy it's hot you can just give up now and drink some milk you're literally sweating just stop talking okay [Applause] can we get a medic in here for jim this is dedication i was actually looking forward to this kind of excited jim did it for the job how long have we been doing this for three minutes and it's starting to subside it's actually starting to get less intense so do you think i'll get on this wall of infamy what i need to do to let them know that i beat this thing i am triumphant jim are we okay buddy my lips are on fire this is not affecting you at all um at first initially oh yeah like my nose was like a little runny but i'm okay now so you know how i've been training for my marathon i'm sick of hearing about your marathon yeah well i've been training for about a year i have been training for this moment all my life i have been eating pepper since i was a baby you could stop you look good though jim glistening basking shimmering all right so can you just say that i won you didn't win he didn't drink the milk but i clearly won you let us know what you think no no oh my god i think i'm having a heart attack all right i i can't i'm gonna i'm glad i think i'm doing damage to my digestive system it's fine [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] tonight at 10 at jobs and prosperity must come first in any brexit deal

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Length: 29min 29sec (1769 seconds)

Published: Sat May 09 2020