Bender "Bite My Shiny Metal A**" MEGA Compilation (1,000 Subscribers Special)

bite my shiny metal ass could be a catchphrase 80 likely i like those odds [Music] [Music] whoa a real live robot or is that some kind of cheesy new year's costume bite my shiny metal ass it doesn't look so shiny to me shinier than yours meatbag and if you enjoyed that diet tribe then you'll want to purchase my spoken word album just 18.95 act now and you'll get this bender action figurine bite my shiny metal ass right here okay everyone come and get it ah just like my dad used to make until mcdonald's fired him bite my red hot glowing ass wait a minute red hot glowing ass i'll be right back oh oh yeah oh mama hold still sexy lady what's wrong that's no lady damn chica one more upgrade and i'll be more lady than you can handle why you so stupid stupid hey bite my shiny metal ass you couldn't afford it honey but i don't see why we keep this ticking time bomb around just for that dumb animal don't yell at nibbler like that you hurt his feelings come on pet him and make up no i said pet him i'll pet him i'll pet him with both hands ow my ass get off get off are you all right yeah it's nothing a lawsuit won't cure not you oh poor baby chipped a fang hey i got a busted ass here i don't see anyone kissing it all right i'm coming [Music] excuse me sir you're snowboarding off the trail lick my frozen metal ass [Music] hey let's go car shopping my parents promised if i got all b's they'd buy me a bar and i got all c's mind if i tag along i got to bring my ass in for servicing the recall notice says it could burst into flame in a low speed collision no wonder you've been staying at the back of conga lines lately i'll get my coat let's go bender [Music] [Applause] i install shock shock-absorbing bumpers to reduce the risk of catastrophic butt failure oh you sir have to face the national treasure i demand you restore my buttocks to their former glory all right but sooner or later that ass is gonna blow and when it does i just pray you're not mooning someone you care about watch the neck watch the neck my this contest is as good as over i once caught a fish this big oh yeah i once caught a fish this big i'm afraid you're both out of your league boys cause you're looking at a woman who owns her own harpoon harpoon my ass okay hey i called this city quit touching my stuff tell it to the claw bite my colossal metal ass we cannot condone bouncing of the seventh variety stand up for this crap i'm catching the next pimp mobile out of here but before i go i have one thing to say bite my shiny metal stop you can't say the next word up yours chump i said it 906 times before lunch bender if you say the a word you'll blow this whole planet straight to the h-word wake up ah hey chumps and chump bats did you get the bomb out can i go back to saying the word i love to say i'm sorry but we couldn't remove it it's stuck in there with glue or something i don't know well this is just great what's the point of living if i can't say ass i didn't blow up ssss all right i'm back in the saddle [Music] we've got to do something bender maybe you can interface with the femputer and reprogram it to let them go maybe you can interface with my ass by biting it spot me freakingly destiny all right i'll go okay they used to be such peaceful birds i suppose this was your doing yep it's like i taught him if it ain't black and white pack scratch and bite now to take off my tuxedo it's me your lovable dictator [Applause] i finally meet a nice girl with a pair of legs that don't quit unexpectedly and that jerk flexo steals her away it's time to kick some shiny metal ass we got a right to pick a little fight with rustlers somebody wants to pick a fight with us he better bite my ass yeehaw hulk fellow robot hey red you're just in time to join the hostage situation which side you want to be on the side that kicks your twisted metal ass all right lou time to kick your frosty well-toned ass [Music] choke on that causality 1947 can kiss my shiny metal [Applause] curse the tragic vildebeast accident that hey everyone antonio here but you can call me bender i gotta answer my butt and my knees destruct come on baby do i do i'm not familiar with the type of thing i'm seeing bite my shiny metal ass ooh yeah come on baby hey dad fight my shiny metal ass who was such an act would be most uncomfortable for both of us where did you learn such language from bender my good jerk what oh powdered oh [Music] the downgrade is complete behold my handcrafted purity the modern world can bite my splintery wooden ass ah interesting apparently the key difference between our universes is that coin flips have opposite outcomes that explains fruity here i tossed a coin to pick my finish fog hat gray hey bite my glorious golden ass yes with this built-in stadium air horn i can really annoy people and all it cost me was my crotch plate you certainly are a shrewd businessman bender oh how delightfully ironic it's not ironic it's just me take this oh out of aerosol also ironic oh yeah well bite my shiny metal oh no render the crew i have reached the gateway to another universe i feel awed and strangely humbled by the momentous solemnity of this occasion hey other universe bite my shiny metallic [Applause] brace yourselves for the most shocking development in the history of the human race the human race can bite my shiny metal ass but maman has one weakness she put too much of her power into this the generalissimo of dice yeah will bite my shiny metal face don't be foolish titanius pardon me i'm new to this game is this duffel bag big enough for all your money [Laughter] bender oh boogers we're in the same tournament quick get your entry fee back before i bankrupt you in your dreams nut loaf bite my shiny metal hat i feel like a mindless zombie i wish i knew how long we've been waiting the iphone has an app for that is there an app for kissing my shiny metal ass several whoo yeah i do it all clamping crimping occasional snipping snipping looks like you may be out of a job zoidberg that's all good fun but of course a clamp is no substitute for the precision of a genuine francis would you do the honors stay off my turf ish that guy can bite my shiny metal clamps you remind me of my old friend bender what's with the gray goo bite my tiny metal ass hey those jerklings ate my couch as you can see since bender's death requests to bite one's shiny metal ass are down 98 do you mind doing that later bite my shiny metal ass [Music] [Music] what are you doing with bender's shiny metal gas compressor none of your best marquee wait a second what's that do what in your ditty bag oh uh okay so we were hot i stole a manna's freon coil so we could hook it up to bender's ass and build a cooler who's your friend leela he sure has a shiny metal bumblebee poop after a lifetime of toil i'm on the verge of solving all the mysteries of science so we can leave early certainly not but not until i demonstrate this new microscope lens made from the debris of that dymondium comet hey professor yes bender okay too bad goodbye you're not through with this level i have another lens bite my 8-bit metal ass that's bite where the y whatever you say mon ah he's so cute wait no he isn't he looks like bender oh no no no no way am i that kid's dad wipe my tiny metal ass ah crap wow [Music] nice shiny metal ass hermes back off losers stay away from my beaches you big bully bite my freshly molted blubber-filled ass you are just a giant lump of fat do you even have an ass under there i'm 40 ass arf arf i hereby decree planet express to be our city's new fire department bite my shiny metal axe and you give me back my medal right my runny rattle wrasse well we did it we got all bender's parts back wrong as always fry i'm still missing the shiniest metal piece of all your thyroid no i'm talking about my ass huh i never even knew you had an ass hey fry take a picture of me biting my own shiny metal ass i'd be honored are you about to brush your teeth yeah why no reason [Music] what's so funny is nothing wait a minute have you been using my toothbrush to polish your ass again what me bender the robot there's metal flakes on it and they look like ass flakes how dare you accuse me i would never do something like that to a friend every single night while he's sleeping i hereby in front of all of you accused bender of polishing his ass with my toothbrush lies he's just jealous that my ass is shinier than his teeth in case i'm about to die i just want you to know that i did polish my ass with your toothbrush thanks for telling me buddy and to be honest i am jealous of how shiny your ass is and sometimes at night i unpolish it with sandpaper when he starts gnawing at you i'll whack him with this broom [Music] [Applause] [Music] don't drink my loved ones oh fight my shiny metal ass a robot with a catchphrase hey bender you're here too weren't you on all my circuits once bite my shiny metal ass and yes amy i was i played calculon's swarthy latino's son antonio calculon jr it's your fault she never got to hear how much i loved her she died thinking i was ashamed that she was just a robot arm but she was more than that what's more you could bite her shiny metal gearbox because she shaved all of you that's how great she was and i'm not ashamed to say it now that she's dead but she'll never get to hear any of that oh i don't got the strength no really bacon bite my shiny metal axe [Music] [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] you

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Length: 17min 14sec (1034 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 08 2021