Beating Hades Using ONLY Dash

we're playing a new game this week and I know that can be scary if you only know Elden ring so I'm gonna simplify Hades for you you play a zagreus he's in the Greek underworld and he wants out so he can fight his dad Hades it's a roguelike where you get empowered by a bunch of gods some of those Buffs make your Dodge do damage not a lot of damage but enough that I can keep things simple for everyone who's new and skip out on talking about attacking specials and Magic we're only gonna Dash I think you can keep up with that if you want to watch me play other games follow me on Twitch we're gonna mix it up just about once a month to decide what other game I play you should join the patreon I put up polls so you can decide and finally make sure you subscribe subscribing on a video helps push it to other people and I'll be real I'm kind of nervous about trying something new so help this video do well now let's get started in the roguelike does anyone ever win at this game you don't win you just do a little better each time to avoid any messy accidental button presses I open up the game before we start and wow you can literally just turn off all the other controls should make dashing pretty easy now I remembered the game giving you a power up from Athena before the first enemy but I was wrong apparently there's an enemy in front of her on future runs you start with a power up from someone or something more of something later so we'll just die head into the Hub world where we can pet the dog actually petting the dog isn't dodging so we'll skip that every time are you a sicko this is also where we're gonna level up later if you see I have more health or something that's where we did it like I said earlier now the runs will start with a boon and it's it's not here oh no okay I guess we'll probably have to put the sword back on and clear the first room awkward that we technically lost right away until this big dude hits the column the environments in Hades are destructible including being destroyed by enemies so if we can get him to smack the column it will drop random debris that might just kill him not the first time back at it for run three there are four columns in the room and uh this one just just doesn't work obviously it's from The godskin Duo boss room am I right Elden ring Gamers but we kill him so we can move on to another wave of dudes this time there's two and yeah they they really can't break this column honestly I kind of wish this didn't work so we could just attack for this one fight and then start the run like how nuzlocks don't technically start till you get pokeballs but no we can do it so I bash my head into a wall or I guess I politely ask these beefcakes to bash their heads into a wall over and over again until the wall breaks or the game does because our save data got corrupted so does that make this run one does that mean this is run two does that mean when the game fixes itself we're back on run 10. yeah I didn't do anything the game just kind of fixed itself let's do 21 runs real quick surely one of them we can space these dudes properly and get lucky enough that the Falling Rocks kill them no way not this time not this time no not this time it's totally made up pure fiction on run 22 we finally get everything spaced right and we can take out the first boy with a column then the second wave with more columns but what if there was a third wave sorry everyone the game is actually impossible to do with just the dash maybe if that column worked which uh it does when we hit it but trust me I spent a full we're doing this and none of those beefcakes ever made it work we finally make it out of the first room and talk to our cousin Athena who gives us one of three options to choose from for our first buff none of them are a dash oh well guess I'll just die remember the five D's of dodgeball Dodge duck dip diving done on run 23 we got our first Dodge Boost from Zeus the lightning Dash it puts a bit of lightning behind us after we Dodge and it's pretty bad Boons have a rarity and a level all start at level one but can be a random Rarity from standard rare epic or heroic we have the standard so it's kind of ass though later we'll discover Zeus is always kind of ass it only goes in tier 3 because there are some that are worse just because Zeus gave us a dash it doesn't mean we can't use Boons from other gods some are still useful a few Chambers in Athena gives us bronze skin which reduces the damage we take from attacks pretty standard pretty great then Artemis gives us pressure points which gives every bit of damage we do a small chance to be critical it works better with other dashes later we didn't make it far on the first run so yeah pretty standard Hades playthrough run 24 goes worse because we get that special something I was talking about earlier the hammer Daedalus doesn't even show up to help us we just find his hammer that and buff our weapon and we can't use it every time the first buff you get is a hammer you can't reset to get rid of it until you go in and die pretty sure the hammer is gonna kill us more than any enemy Hades is not our main Nemesis here the hammer is run 24 pretty funny hey Patrick what I thought of something funnier than 24. let me hear it 25. we start with the blade Dash from Aries and this thing this thing is pretty good it makes Buzz saws behind us that do constant ship damage there's even a palm of power right away which lets us level up this thing and boost our damage of each hit since all of those hits stack up that's some big damage the first of any boss we run into is the bombo boys hey we're Bob in the air they kind of hop around and drop bombs it makes it a little Annoying that gives us the Revenge Boon from Zeus most gods have Revenge moons that deal damage when you take damage there's also a secret Boon you can get if you work with Ares and Zeus to make those pop automatically and it is huge if we get it but we don't get it we just get Aphrodite the Goddess of love who gives us the different League Boon which means less damage from enemies we're close to and we're gonna be pretty close to the first boss of the Run most common boss of Tartarus Meg with that whip you know she's a top tier boss a top tier boss all you do is drop blades next to her and run away when you get her to around a third of her health she chooses one of two moves to add to her kit we get the worst one a spray of tiny lasers that chip together to delete RHP it's basically Elden Stars still we made it to the first boss on our second actual run pretty good approve nothing to lose fire away fire away time to level up in a very important way we get the first to death defy now we are a zag KIRO Shadows die twice there's a bit of a downside to having one extra life per run if we were to start the run without a dash we'd have to wait for the enemies to kill us twice Athena starts off with no dash [Music] but she's back the next time with the Divine Dash it's okay the damage is ass but it makes us invincible and deflects enemy attacks it's great against the little balls that a lot of enemies make and you can even deflect melee attacks to do more damage as well unfortunately the only thing the deflection doesn't work on is the lasers like lasers from the crystal mini boss which is effectively a DPS test that we cannot pass remember our damage is ass but hey why doesn't deflection work on lasers shouldn't that be like the best thing it deflects yeah this wasn't it we'll put Athena ahead of Zeus on our tier list the damage is the same but she's got the deflection which is generally pretty good and now we have enough Shadow to buy the second Dash that's like twice as good for damage Aphrodite for the next run no dash nothing next functional run is Athena again maybe we can get a little further with her this time we get Zeus's Revenge but that's not helpful for damage unless we take damage the deflection should be great against the bombo boys but like just doesn't doesn't seem like it is I don't know why shouldn't the big explosions big explode them are they like junkrat where they can just step on their own bombs for fun whatever it is they make us take a death defy as safe as this Dash is the low damage makes us fight stuff longer and time is the Real Enemy here the longer you fight the more time you have to mess up the Aries Revenge moon is great but it's a little too little too late damage when we get hit means we have to get hit and when we get hit we die oof jigsaw from Saw forgot to prepare anything and has to just kind of wing it we really have some bad luck runs 30 31 32 and 33 are all busts so we just have to die die die die but as random as this game is there are actually set booms you'll get on each run and rules you can use to figure it out that's how I knew we would get an epic Dash on run 34 from Aries Google Ares rule 34 Hades on your work computer to find out more about the game's mechanics even better we get to meet our step grandparent chaos just a bit of damage but then you can choose a boon with a bang a lot of the bangs are caused by using attacks specials or casts which we don't do anyway big brain play chaos is always the best Ares comes Again part of the rule 34 is that Aries will come twice Google Aries comes twice rule 34 Hades on your work computer and we get the Revenge Boon from him bombo boys can't really handle that spicy slicey Zeus gives up some Vengeance now so watch out if you hurt me you're just gonna hurt yourself Dionysus shows up we give him a bit of juice the first juice you give to Gods gives you a Talisman that makes it almost guaranteed for them to show up as your first Boon as long as it's not a hammer giving you a bit of control in what you want to use he also gives this after party which will heal us up to a threshold after every fight it's really good but Meg is too good because this is the 34th run she does more damage he just really stretches us out and breaks us Google Meg stretches zagreus out rule 34 Hades on your work computer zag isn't always going to come out on bottom though next time maybe we'll come out on top [Music] Zeus Dash honestly don't know how it gets worse than this at least we get some chaos early on and we can't use the special oh no bombo boys without damage is so dangerous the aoes of their bombs are pretty big and our only method of dealing damage is lunging forward sporadically but afterwards Poseidon gives us the option to use him his dash at a higher Rarity see the gods of Olympus are penny little [ __ ] who will often try to undermine each other or bribe you to love them more than the others and Poseidon he's got that booty of the ocean this Dash rules it's up there with Aries and I think it's probably the best to dash in the game kind of it has the highest raw damage of any of the dashes and shoves non-boss enemies around when they hit the wall they take even more damage so most Chambers become free but against bosses it's not the Best Buy not the best I mean it's just not as good as Aries or Dionysus since those blades slice and dice big and we'll talk about Dionysus later but there is a boon that boosts besides Dash damage against bosses we just don't have it this time so even though we can Splash bag around and get her all wet we still get kind of flattened lasted a long time though that's pretty impressive with Meg Gonna Make You make run 36 and 37 gives us nothing we can use so whoops we died on run 38 we get the blades again there great but not great enough even with Aphrodite's Revenge which inflicts wheat we don't have enough DPS to check the crystal or I was just kind of sloppy bit of both maybe run 39 is looking okay we lead with the lightning Dash but it's rare so instead of bad DPS it's only pretty bad DPS then we get the Athena Revenge effect but more importantly we start taking advantage of traps lightning doesn't do that much damage but sharp sticks are pretty great obviously we do some chaos for the content we can't cast oh no but we're gonna get rare Boons later every now and then Hades will just send a bunch of dudes after us for a minute and we just have to survive it's free but it's also free money because they drop gold and greed makes us use a death defy bummer the crystal DPS check is next but we actually do okay Athena's Revenge effect not only does some damage it also makes us Invincible for about half a sec that's pretty long after that we stack on the Aphrodite Revenge effect and go to an early shop to ignore Artemis I like Artemis a lot in my standard playthroughs but she is bad for the dash only run really shouldn't have hit the shop but I accidentally messed up and couldn't check the chamber I was in with the button set up I had Meg is a problem our biggest damage comes from Revenge and she does Elden stars shoot run 40 I test a theory I don't get a dash but then I go back out and put on the Dionysus Talisman to reset we effectively get the same Boons just swapped the god I was hoping it would re-randomize but it's always going to be the same I tested this later in the run too that's just how it works or I got insanely unlucky run 41 we get the Dionysus Dash it's got decent damage afflicting The Hangover status effect it's basically this game's version of poison stacking up to five times with two damage per tick on the standard Rarity so 10 damage after 5 Stacks Zeus's lightning does 10 damage per strike this ticks for a few seconds so yeah it's way better Artemis actually gives us something useful pressure points for a critical hit chance of about three percent as it turns out you can crit with the poison damage and since it's tick tick ticking that's lots of small hits every half a second lots of chances for a crit pretty cool actually bomba boys make us use the death defy and then we get another Artemis Boon to boost our critical damage even higher are you sure we're not using Poseidon moons because we're crit fishing baby there's a death defy for sale at the shop but we can't afford it we don't even make it to Meg this run runs 42 43 and 44 give us nothing run 45 gives us the Aphrodite Dash remember when I said there were worse options than Zeus well here you go now Aphrodite's Dash does 20 damage per hit which is double Zeus's bolt but it only works where you land Zeus's Dash has a pretty huge range and if you double dash you hit twice probably multiple enemies and you don't have to aim Aphrodite hashtag and will almost never get the Double Dash weak is a cool status effect it lowers enemy damage by 30 but it just makes the fight longer long fights are bad chaos lowers our speed for some better Boons later and we buy some yarn to increase the Rarity of the next boom too but we're just too slow and we're bored boredom is bad it makes me play worse we use the death defy before the crystal DPS check and yeah we do not pass the crystal DPS test all that pain gave me a headache but run 46 makes that headache powerful we lead with the drunken Dash it's time to tick tick tick away even at low Rarity it's pretty good chaos isn't our friend today they're so chaotic the best thing we can do is take more damage from traps to make some more money I remembered to give Aries some juice so we can favor him later and get that epic Revenge Boon it's going to be big time damage when it procs palm of power is huge for the drunken Dash since it bumps up the damage from two protect two three per Tech that doesn't sound like a lot but think of it this way that's a 50 damage buff really really good the DPS test Crystal goes great since even taking one damage from the laser pops the Revenge effect from Aries these lasers deal one damage at a time so it's constant revenge and it dies faster than we can use a death defy we make that Revenge damage even better with impending doom from Ares it takes longer to drop the Doom effect but hits way harder it's worth it at the shop we get a little treat that makes our enemies drop euros and we're able to heal up pretty fast actually another palm of power pushes us up to four damage per tick or double what we started with that's really really nice I probably shouldn't dive into chaos since we were right before the Meg fight but come on it's for the content we decided to take more damage to get more Health it's the only benefit we can actually use and I bought a key before Meg because she's probably gonna split Us in half all those Palms actually work out to do some great damage though it's slow but a steady tick and every time she hits us the Doom damage is fast and heavy then she goes for the circles a much better move for us to punish we can keep dashing under her and Ticking up the poison damage by the time our depth defy activates she's at like five percent health so just a little more poison will get us there Vape God beats Meg there's a fountain that heals us up a bit we're on to level two if you're new to Hades there's only four levels we're actually doing fine this area has a ton of lava and dashing is not always the best idea because you can land in the lava if you're not careful these Rock boys take poison damage in the air that's pretty funny bombo boys are just normal ass enemies here and they love running away Hermes comes in and gives a side hustle one of my favorite booms it just gives you money every time you enter a chamber money is good we find our first mini boss in ass Fidel the power couple of gorgon and Dwayne Johnson more like she gorg on my Johnson till I Duane like a rock is that anything that gives us the Aries Dionysus Duo Booth every once in a while the gods come together to make one super cool boom turns out alcoholism pairs great with violence makes hangover effects pop every 0.35 seconds rather than every half second or 11 ticks per effect instead of eight it's like 37 percent more damage huge more annoying bombo boys though that sucks enemies have way more Health than asphidel since you're supposed to be stacking three other types of violence Buffs thanks to side hustle though we have enough money for the Athena Boon and a health boost we get the Revenge effect for some more survivability time for Boss 2 The Bone Hydra she hide on my bone till I raw I don't know we end up getting the first head down to a third of its HP then three more heads show up let's cut them down what's the Worst That Could Happen nothing bad happens it's back to one head and we get it to two-thirds of itself but then it summons six heads I'm shocked we're already low on HP and there's a ton of [ __ ] to avoid so we don't make it apparently vaping is not stronger than dragons oh they're a fire type though we just need more water type energy clay water on our way to the next run we unlocked some things to swap talismans between bosses then get a hammer to die you saw the title run 48's the one that matters we get the Poseidon Dash and it's rare hell we get Poseidon right away again too I'm hoping we get the boss Baby Boost no we get nothing this is worthless Palm early to boost the dash instead of that thing we can't use then chaos they say we can't do a special but we'll get 38 more HP I guess if I have to not special it's hard to overstate how valuable it is clearing out the standard Chambers so much faster hell even the crystal DPS test is great since we can bully it into walls and Bully the smaller crystals into walls as well Zeus could give us the Revenge moon but we go for the cast it's because it activates the potential for a Zeus Poseidon Duo boom or at least I thought it did looking it up now Poseidon's Dash does not work for the duo boot so no point in explaining what they do oh wait no no we have besides ain't from the worthless room maybe this still will work Zeus and Poseidon do fight to see who the favorite uncle is we choose Poseidon for the watery slam it'll deal extra damage to enemies when we push them into walls we already do so much damage now we do even more Zeus forgives us and gives us lightning reflexes which makes a lightning bolt when we Dodge right before an enemy's attack it's really forgiving timing and we're dashing almost constantly the damage isn't huge but it's still a buff and it doesn't replace Poseidon's dash at the shop before Meg we can buy the rare Revenge effect from Athena for a bit of invincibility Meg time and remember Poseidon's Dash is probably worse than Dionysus or Ares against bosses but like it's twice as good as Zeus or Athena in terms of damage in Phase 2 I get risky and splash around underneath her having some close calls but that can be a lot of fun we even get a little protection from Athena's Revenge effect so we might get hit but we won't get hit twice rare Meg win without using a death Defy asphidel is funny when we can bully people around just shoving everyone into lava including the super spreaders the game was made in 2018 I don't think they would have called them that this year year Hermes gives this quick recovery letting us heal 30 of the damage we take if we Dash right after we take it we're gonna be dashing so it should pop every now and then to get my favorite asphidel mini boss Mosh Pit boat it's a boat that's tight and enemies spawn in it tight space means lots of watery slams Ares gives us the curse of ping which boosts our attack but we need it for the duo boon with Zeus that auto pops Revenge effects that'll complicate it here Zeus and Aries both have Revenge effects you need a Revenge effect to get these Zeus and Aries Duo boom but you also need one of their standard Buffs to your attack Dash cast or special from each of them and you can have the Revenge effect Boon from another God like Athena that will count as the Revenge effect piece of that puzzle so we have that piece we don't have a standard buff from Aries that's why we can't get the Aries Revenge effect if we want the Aries Revenge effect Duo boom it's confusing and annoying like the bombo boys won't stop running away after that we get the rupture bonus from Poseidon which does damage to enemies that move after we hit them with the dash pretty sick at the shop we get the Aries Zeus Duo Boon and it is going to be ridiculous let's show off why against the Hydra every three seconds we are invincible for half a second because of Athena's Revenge boom to put that into perspective Athena's legendary Boon pops invincibility every 20 seconds for a lot longer but this pops over six times more often and deflects and does damage it's so good and honestly makes the Hydra pretty safe especially since we're dashing all the time for invincibility frames there as well still have to use the death defy but we're looking okay heading into Elysium for the first time Elysium I hardly know him it's pretty here but also full of mini mega mind Knights when you kill them they turn into beans if you don't kill those beans fast enough they respawn you have to fight them again that will maybe be a problem with other dashes but splashing is so strong Hermes Pops in to give us side hustle again a little late but I'll take it if we can make it out of Elysium that's gonna be really really great Zeus gives us his is Vengeance Boone but we picked him over Athena when she's mad she makes the enemies Invincible some sometimes for like a second the other ones Pell you with [ __ ] lightning bolts or sniper shots this is fine we get brilliant repost the only required Boon for her legendary Boon so I guess you'd need a boon to get a deflection thing to get brilliant reposed so I guess one of two Boons I'm aiming for the legendary Boon for more invincibility we get our first Elysium mini boss asterious the bull of Minos he hits like a truck and while our Auto revenge is popping to deal some serious damage his damage is more serious still a really great run and our last great run for a while [Music] just to suffer before the next run we rescue Orpheus which is pretty huge my favorite part of Hades is when Orpheus said it's orphan time and started orphing all over the place run 49 is a hammer you'll probably want to take your own life here you'd better have this after that we get a Zeus run uh yay chaos for the content we take damage every time we attack but we'll get better Boons later oh no we can't attack Athena gives us nothing I was tempted to use her AIDS since it doesn't actually do direct damage just deflecting but that feels against the spirit of the Run we take it just don't use it bombo boys next and our damage is so bad that we lose two death defies in one mini boss fight in tartar sauce at least we have a crit chance when we crit that's 30 damage instead of 10 otherwise known as five less damage than one of Poseidon's unupgraded standard dashes yeah yeah we didn't make it this round but it can be worse run 51 is Aphrodite she'll never get her own title card because she'll never have a run that makes it out of tartar sauce Cowabunga for the chaos we can't cast but we'll get better Boons great we get the near Miss lightning from Zeus so it's kind of like we have two shitty dashes together and it almost makes a decent one almost closed captioning not available five minutes even after a death defy for the Boost the damage still sucks we failed the DPS test with a legendary Boom that's kind of a bummer oh look a hammer guess I'll die run 53 blades blades are good we like blades here they get boosted by the Palm chaos gives us some sauce and we can spin up that Crystal oh we use a death defy Poseidon gives us nothing and Dionysus gives us the positive outlook good boom we have more defense at 40 HP or less overall it's looking fine until Meg she uses the Alden stars and that kind of sucks if we can put a buzz saw down before she starts we get a full cycle off but it's still pretty rough we do win it just hurt a lot and we don't have enough money to buy the death defy so I guess we'll just buy some Shadow to level up Hermes gives us an extra Dash that's another Buzz saw Caron wastes our money on an Aries Boon urged to kill boost the damage of attacks and specials which we aren't using it's useless but it's new and you get a reward if you unlock every Boon from each God we end up dying in the Gorgon boss fight she gorg on Medusa till I turned to stone is that better than the last one maybe probably not run 54 we get Artemis artemis's Dash Boon boosts the damage of your dash attack meaning the attack after you dash so she's the worst God we can have in F tier because she literally does not work run 55 it's another fun trip with Dionysus we get a pretty fast palm of power so that two damage per tick becomes three per tick and 10 damage per Max tick becomes 15. bombo boys are always a slog but at least they don't take as much health away as the crystal does Poseidon gives us nothing but since he's the god of the sea we'll go fishing for that duo boom it's a fun one with Dionysus activate the Trap card to just spray turrets at these dudes that should clear the room faster then we buy some yarn to inspire rarer boots and it pays off huge after a free Fountain chamber we get the Poseidon Dionysus Duo Boon which sets the minimum Rarity of future Boons to Epic Now That's What I Call pretty Epic Mega time she does the circles we do the death defy but we win and every Boon moving forward in asphidel will be epic or better another Palm for the dash right away so now we're doing double the original damage turns out the Aries Revenge boom can activate the duo boon with him and Dionysus so I don't have to buy anything useless from him we get the Revenge this is looking pretty solid but I risk it for the biscuit and piss off Poseidon to get a boon from Dionysus he gives us premium vintage for 30 more HP when we get juice boxes and we get a free juice box so another 30 HP besides rage wave is pretty easy to get away from as long as you keep an eye on it it can kind of blend in with the rest of the stuff that's happening oh and we get nothing from him I guess none of his Duo Boons are even useful anymore so it kind of sucks and then we meet the worst mini boss of asphidel the witches you need to know why this fight sucks look at it the purple balls hurt us like the Fook so we use a death defy and then we use not a death defy we just die run56 Zeus Dash chaos can help us with some rare Boons eventually this damage just straight up sucks look we take this guy into the corner and just have to spam spam spam spam it takes forever Aries shows up we get a useless spoon but it could give Us The Duo boom between Zeus and areas which will fix our lack of damage bombo boys miserable we've done it with Zeus before we're probably gonna do a zoos again and it'll probably be terrible a full minute in they still have armor but we've used a death defy in tartar sauce but we get Zeus's Vengeance which for some reason does great damage say hi to Sisyphus I feel like this run isn't gonna be the one so we take a bunch of Shadow as part of our Sisyphus Asian process Ares offers us battle rage we can't use it but it's new and that makes Zeus man so we have to run away from his Bulls while using his bolts behind us to kill stuff his bolts are better against us so we use a second death defy in tartar sauce he gives us double strike so our bolts have a 35 percent to strike twice in the same place pretty effective boost almost makes it as good as you know basic Dionysus at the shop up before Mega we get strong drink a great Boon from Dionysus which will fully heal us up at fountains and boost all of our damage by three percent after we drink out of Fountain Dionysus in addition to having a pretty good Dash just has like so many good Boons that help us besides the dash we won't make it to the mountain probably because Meg is in the way and Meg hits hard we don't I'm good at avoiding her hits at this point at least when she does the circles but yeah it takes a while about three minutes fun and we live so we can heal up to full before asphidal thanks to Dionysus yay we have to do astronaut with Zeus damage though oh no nothing all that interesting happens we Dash we Dash we Dash bomba boys stall us out then it's witching time again so we're not gonna be able to do that that's gonna kill us that yeah it kills us next run is a hammer so you know we die I was fighting everybody in the pool and trying to splash water in their mouths run 58 Poseidon time I forgot to give him the juice to make him a regular thing I'm such a fool immediate Palm for more power than we bullied that Crystal into the corner for Boone from Athena who gives us nothing useful because for some reason the duo boom between Athena and Poseidon also doesn't work with his Dash fudge it's decent 10 damage resistance from bosses and you can't be stunned but not like tragic that we can't get it it's barely better than bronze skin another Palm love these babies I'll never take them for granted I love my own jokes then Hades wants us to survive for a minute dude we're working with your brother the good one we're fine time to bully the hell out of everyone for a full minute and get 61 for our trouble oh and the hammer baby the hammer is my penis a thing that gives us trap resistance it's not all that exciting but it's practical very fitting for Athena she's the one who gets you socks for Christmas they're good socks you'll use them every day but it's hard to be like oh yeah trap resistance nice Mega goes better than she did with Zeus Poseidon is supposed to be nerfed by being worse against bosses but if that was the goal they should have like oh I don't know not made his Dash do twice as much base damage as everyone else's Meg dies let's fight fires and ask Fidel some highlights on the way through hot hot volcano greater evasion from Hermes chaos asks us to stop using specials and Promises to make our Boons better if we do okay Mosh Pit boat is always fun especially as Poseidon's favorite nephew just shoving everyone into walls we also get after party as a reward so every room we finish will heal us up to 40 of our Max HP God Dionysus just doesn't miss like not ever Athena does we can't get anything useful so uh Phalanx shot I guess it's not not better than nothing it's literally nothing Hydra time we just keep slamming into it a lot there isn't really a strategy here we just sort of hit stuff really hard and really fast onto Elysium Poseidon is great here mostly because he can kill the beans faster than they respawn it's actually going to be a problem for some Gods later Aries gives us Dove Vengeance and we get quick recovery from Hermes letting us heal after a rapid Dodge mixing that with after party we're gonna be pretty hard to kill I will cite the dash isn't great against butterflies they can't be pushed but we're still getting great stuff like positive outlook from Dionysus to take less damage at 40 HP or less Aries is pretty easy to dodge and he's impressed enough to boost our Doom damage with impending doom miniboss is the butterflies hey I just said we're not great at them we're fast enough and basically one shot the beans as they spawn in though so it's pretty free this fight spawns in beams that try and evolve into full Megamind soldiers if you can squash the beans before they do that it's easier Dionysus gives us his Aid we couldn't get anything useful and this is new I like new Shield dudes are kind of annoying but it's fun that all the Megamind soldiers prepare you for an aspect of Theseus who will fight after buying a Duo Boon from Dio and Poseidon now it's time for the sus for the first time I just start blasting away with the water mysterious is also here and it's best to focus him first since his Phase 2 is less noticeable Revenge damage is pretty awesome but it comes at the cost of taking hits so we use a death defy before crushing the bull in Phase 2 the sus gets Boons from God like we do he's just like me for real except not really because he's using Artemis Boons and we kind of can't I miss the crits I like crits his crits make me miss the crits even more because they hit us really hard we do have to use another death defy but we get the win and head into the final level of the game this level Works a little differently than the previous levels rather than getting a reward after every room you get a reward after every path eventually you want to find a sack of meat to be to Cerberus so we don't have to kill him just so you know I would have I've killed a ton of animals in this game already who cares that this is a dog anyway the rooms on the paths are way smaller and they have less enemies until the last room there you get a mini boss like this big rat oh it's fine if I kill a rat but I'm a bad person if I kill a dog dogs are to Stephen what rats are to me from here we getting Athena Boone nothing good Poseidon makes these small rooms an absolute joke we just demolish through everything we buy strong drink from Dionysus just in time so that when we get to that last room we get a five percent damage boost I'd like to buy a death defy but we don't have any money at least we get the fountain and some cash use the cash for a centaur heart and it's time to fight the final boss with 285 HP now the other bosses can do a crazy amount of damage but Hades nuts yeah he really does hit hard though also doesn't really take a lot of damage at this point we should ideally have a bunch of forms of damage that stack together but we kind of only have our Dash and I guess our revenge sometimes he goes invisible sometimes he throws out exploding skulls that blow up if you don't smack him if they hit you you have boiling blood and take more damage from Hades it's pretty nasty we actually get really close on our first try you know as long as there isn't like a second phase or something like Millennia where he just heals up after you beat him down the first time really proud of this and just getting here unlocks a bunch of new stuff you'll get to see in the next run some good some bad well no some bad some worse hello pizza delivery for uh icy weiner oh crud run59 your first run after fighting Hades the first time you automatically get Demeter to show up goddess of Seasons she's favoring winter during the course of this game and has a unique status Effect called frostbite which slows enemies down it's more like Dark Souls 3 frostbite than Elder ring frostbite not bad but how it fires sucks instead of going behind you like most dashes the frost shoots in front of you making it a gun but when you dash again the first shot stops shooting basically it's a gun you have to Sprint five feet forward to shoot only fires directly in front of you and if you fire a second shot the second shot goes away all that together the damage is also bad oh also new anime type the finger creepers came out of Elden ring and they're trying to get handsy with us grandma gets some juice even though she gives us nothing DPS test Crystal we start at full health with two death defies three full minutes later we're down to depthify and we win Demeter gives us nothing again at least Sisyphus is here so we can get some Darkness to level up after this run no way in hell this is the one we win look at the time stamp on the video we're very far away before Meg we buy trap defense from Athena and Hyper Sprint from Hermes but wait this isn't Meg it's a lecto new boss at least we get to learn her moveset slowly since she will always be at maximum frostbite total slowdown is 40 with four percent per stack and 10 Max Stacks Electro has a bonus mechanic rage where the longer the fight goes on the more likely she is to stop being nice and start going ape [ __ ] it's Maximum Overdrive hey wait we won oh okay asphidel surely our cool Dash will cool this down the bombo boys run away as they love to do we upgrade the ice but it's still uh terrible at least we finally die maybe next time we won't I promise I will never die it's Athena's turn which might not kill things fast but at least we'll be safe and hey we can get our damage turned up with a little bit of that near-miss lightning from Zeus combining both of our B tier dashes to create something still worse than the a-tier Dionysus new mini boss alert it's the Witch she's shooting a bunch of lasers which our Dash can deflect situationally Athena is an A or S tier Dash but sometimes she's basically a deter f-tier Artemis shows up to give us pressure points and three percent crit chance remember this tier list is specifically for the dash only run I like Artemis I don't think there are bad Gods really each one is kind of better at different things I mean Dionysus is the best but whatever Zeus and his daughter are fighting I don't know why I picked Athena maybe just to give Zeus a headache y'all like that Greek mythology joke boom she gave us the Rippy dippy dip dip to deal more damage with deflected attacks thunder boy chases us around with a lightning until he gets sleepy and gives us the jolted status effect on our lightning makes enemies take lightning damage when they attack after we've lightning did them before the fury boss we buy dying lament from Aphrodite so enemies will explode into weak very cool to Symphony is our Fury this time she has super Elden stars in all of her phases yikes but we have deflect and bonus deflection damage so scratch that yikes this is an oh yeah moment also she has the power to make the room smaller glad I'm not a D and D content creator who would have to translate that into a tabletop game it's actually pretty easy Elden Stars makes this one of those situations where Athena is a nest here asphidel time Hermes gives us another Dash and a palm of power to boost our crit Chances with pressure points remember how the triple witches sucked with other Boons this is another Athena s tier situation maybe she honestly just deserves to be asked here I can't see any time she would be bad foreshadowing Aphrodite gives us super Health buff life affirmation and then we buy different League at the shop before the Hydra take 10 less damage from enemies who are close the Hydra is slow okay this is where Athena struggles maybe some wisdom or battle strategy should have given you some higher DPS I get that the best offense is a good defense but God damn girl hit something the DPS really becomes a problem in Elysium remember how I kept saying some of these dashes couldn't kill the beans before they respawn this is one of them hey it's a situation where this Dash is basically F tier or at least the very lowest level of D tier to be fair I guess we haven't seen Aphrodite or Demeter in Elysium and spoiler alert we won't later they're bad first chamber takes four full minutes Hermes gives us another Dash and we get to fight witches s tier situation then the Megamind Knights show up eat your situation I'm getting Whiplash Artemis gives us nothing and we have to fight asterious without damage thankfully we train for this in the first hour of the game just bait him into the columns and since Elysium has high tax property values the pillars get repaired automatically and we can do it again victory achieved and Athena gives us deathless stand AKA another death defy let's go now we have to choose between the sisters Aphrodite and Athena we choose Athena for some reason never choose Athena for these by the way and get bronze skin for Less damage when Aphrodite chases you around with her heart she's trying to stun you oh and it doesn't stop until you kill the Megamind Knights which we can't do quickly at least eventually we line them up on traps to get it done Aphrodite gives us nothing thanks string 3 starts with the fight against the sus and the Minotaur but it's a DPS check that we fail again it's great if you don't let the other team score Athena but eventually you gotta hit some buckets if you want to win I need a drink after that run 61 it's Dionysus time let's just get everyone so drunk they let us walk out of hell Aphrodite gives us a few options that are bad Crush shot at least Works towards the duo Boon even though we need a way to make stuff week for the duo boom to work bombo boys bombo bimbo bombo they just bombo bombo bombo whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Athena gives us some trap resistance before it's time to survive we'll get more money if we kill so let's kill a few baddies Sisyphus shows up and I go for the coins coins let you buy stuff in the current run Shadow lets you invest after the run so if you want to make it a real run you gotta go for the coins it's real this time this is the Run don't look at the run time palm of power better hangover let's go before the fury fight we get side hustled to make some more money as we go through the game and some treasure from Poseidon Electro decided to show up and we're trading a lot I try to get her in the corner and make that hangover hit but it's just not really working ends up being a two death defy situation before we can even get out a tartar sauce oh hey remember all that money we got we can buy a death defy after we beat electo balances out as long as you know losing one death Defy is balanced to you as Fidel time first boom comes from Hermes it's another Dash which kinda doesn't work that well for Dionysus we can't stack more hangover without his legendary Boon which requires us to cast and we can't cast so we can never actually stack more it's fine but nothing so sort of like Athena she gives us nothing neat Mosh Pit boat is pretty fun with the drunk Dash but when Poseidon shows up we just give him some juice and get some treasure I no longer believe this is the run before the Hydra you ridicy and another Palm are able to get our Dash up to six damage per tick which caps out at 30 damage with 5 Max ticks not bad but the Hydra is making the floor lava and our movement is very Twitchy it's not going to be great we're basically doing a survival challenge with butter on our feet and knives on the floor doesn't really work we die but now we have Poseidon's Talisman so now we can go surfing Here Comes big wave just kidding next run is a hammer time to die run 63 though it's time to Poseidon all over the place we get another Hammer to do absolutely nothing little Pro tip for you if you're mashing through sisyphus's dialogue and accidentally buy something you don't want you can just quit out come back and get that money baby some cook a cash bomba boys get bopped into the corners we take Zeus's lightning strike to potentially get that duo Boon then Aries we take his cast for a dual possibility with Zeus the duo boom between Ares and Poseidon is useless it's for your cast so you know we literally can't use it just if any time and we haven't actually grabbed all that much stuff we can use sure the raw damage is fine but she is just way harder if you're not using the Athena Dash because all those lasers are gonna hedgehamp it's fine we can buy a death defy anyway no problem Hermes gives us the hyper Sprint so after we Dash we're faster attack reduced damage and can't be stunned since we're dashing all the time that's pretty nice honestly should have chosen the eurydice room instead of the Zeus room but I want that Duo Boone's so bad it'll work so good if we ever get it instead it's lightning reflexes which is kind of like the duo boom it's more damage when we Dash away black metal from Aries is useless since it's only gonna buff our cast that we're not using big bummer it would be good on the dash as it makes the blade beams bigger and we're already back at the hydro that extra Zeus damage is helpful but it's really just Poseidon his damage is so much better than everyone else's and we still haven't gotten the bonus boss damage Hydra dead no death to find necessary Elysium starts with a chaos gate but even they give us nothing shoot still it's much better when we're dashing all around and we can kill the beans before they reset between Zoo scenarios I go for Zeus Ares is a little easier to dodge IMHO Zeus gives us the first Revenge Boon so we should be able to get that duo Boon eventually little mini boss against asterious and we can see the damage is beginning to fall off something like rupture or a boss damage boost would go pretty far towards fixing that if we get it instead we get after party at the Epic Rarity which means we always go to 50 HP finishing a room pretty cool have to use the death defy to get the hammer which is useless but then Patrick Lee's shows up and this dude is a straight up hero well not a straight A Hero he's a hero at least and restores our death device never punished and hey we get the rupture boost with standard Rarity so it's not great I decide to save some money for now just grab that Aries Boon for free before the boss fight he gives us nothing take the aid because I don't know it's new we're at full health and comparing the damage to the bull that we did earlier it's pretty clear the rupture is helping out a lot the Revenge effects are also nice and the bull just has less health because we bonked him earlier only the sus now and I straight up hate this dude's Shield then he summons Demeter who is probably the worst God for him to summon she has the standard big explosions but also expanding Vape clouds all of them slow you down and we don't have a ranged attack so if the sus starts standing in the cloud we can't hit him without dashing into it it makes us use to death to fight but we still pull out the wind I messed up though forgot to put the dog collar on for more HP we're going in with the Aries Talisman and still don't get any Aries Boons as an option neat all these snake Stones love floating over gaps which we can't hit them with because we don't have a ranged option first path we take is for the money baby and then we go to Hermes who gives us the huge damage Boost from the speed damage boost speed damage boost with that sturdy Dodge translates to around a 30 boost it's huge oh and it's a fountain so I guess like we can go fight Hades I do buy the last Zeus spoon I can and get the jolted effect I was hoping for the duo Boon from either Aries or Poseidon but this is fine and nothing else could be useful so let's just go for it raptured and jolted effects really help deal damage to Hades you can honestly kind of just ignore the skulls that get shot out since you know when they explode just dodge them we're dodging anyway kill them if you can but we don't have to we beat Hades there we go we did why is this health coming back oh no phase two time we still have a death defy doesn't pop until we're halfway through the second health bar and then he does the Omega laser it looks scary but you can actually avoid it by hugging your dad most of the time didn't work this time and we died before we're getting so close but good news we finally have enough Shadow to buy the last death defy and enough keys to buy the re-roll ability for more choices from our Boons oh wait we need 30 more keys shoot okay let's carve it up next time swear to God I will dice you into a million little pieces and put those pieces in a box just kidding it's another Hammer bummer time to die but on run 65 it's Aries time and I like my dashes like I like my steaks bloody and rare Demeter gives us nothing useful but she does actually have good stuff eventually somewhere in there none that we'll ever see in this video actually I I just finished writing the script and I'm recording this yeah she never gives us anything good Palm boosts up the blades a bit more and we start the military industrial complex by having Sisyphus give us some money there's something to be said about a Perpetual War Machine being funded by the poster child for Endless suffering but we're moving on Aphrodite gives us different League less damage from close enemies and we rock an infernal Trove it's a little challenge to murder as many things as you can as fast as you can and we end up making 74 dollars decent didn't realize it wasn't time to shop yet but we get bronze skin from Athena and a centaur heart it's turning into a bit of a tanky build then more Aphrodite and Athena I chose Aphrodite to get dying lament making enemies explode with weak and make other enemies weaker Athena is easy to avoid when she's mad at you she just kind of stalls then she gives us the Revenge boot which means occasional invulnerability after we take damage one last shot before the fury we get Aphrodite's Revenge effect so if we get hit everyone who hits us is weaker it's Meg she's the easiest and gives us the easiest attack with the circles because she loves me the fight is almost free we heal back up to fall out the fountain and throw on the Zeus Talisman to try and fish for the auto Revenge maybe I'm praying for it as we run through asphidel let's answer a common question why didn't I get the fists the fists have a small Auto Dodge chance but they also require around 15 total keys to unlock and I want to get the rest of the mirror upgrades which also cost Keys first so that's it that's the answer to the big mystery from Zeus we get the Electric Shot I'd love to have taken Heaven's Vengeance but we need a standard Zoo spoon for the Ares Zeus Duo Boon and I'm fishing for it our Heist doesn't go great we only get 36 bucks and then we hit the mosh pit boat imagine being on a tiny boat and someone just starts throwing around a bunch of Buzz sauce it's pretty cool Aphrodite rewards us with the Centaur heart bonus this takes us a while to actually get one but when we do that's nice I have to shop before the Hydra Demeter gives us nothing as she is want to do and the other option is a hammer so I guess we get to save some money this version of the Hydra is spitting out ads just like this ad for today's sponsor this video doesn't have a sponsor join the patreon maybe it's really nice it's where we get to keep most of the money anyway the extra enemies make us use a death defy but that's fine it's asphidel let's hope Elysium goes well it might seem weird that we put on the Demeter horn but her revenge effect is really good and the talismans only work the first time remember how we left the Aries Talisman on between levels last time and got no aries in the end yeah that's why that happened first we get Hermes though he gives us two more dashes for two more sauce Demeter basically gives us nothing but the healing effect boost which is fine I guess will now heal 4 HP per room instead of three and any Euros we eat heal us more I guess she makes us a more flavorful Euros blades really show their strength while the Chariots chase us they have to dry I threw a bunch of nails and that hurts their tires we have the choice between Aphrodite and a centaur heart but since we have the Centaur heart Boost from Aphrodite we ignore Aphrodite for a centaur heart if that makes sense and we finally meet Thanatos he's our boyfriend who's gonna kill everyone for us if we kill more people than he does he gives us a second heart but we do not so just the one heart new tech learned against asterious by dashing over and over again into a wall we make four blades that the bull just crashes into we're rewarded with black metal for bigger blades remember we got that for the cast last time but couldn't use the cast because it's a cast justify pops and we can't buy one from the shop but there's at least a centaur heart for a silly amount of Health then we get the legendary Ares Boon which adds two damage per tick ramping up on our blades it's like the winged sword Insignia from Elden ring DPS test against the bull and the sus yeah it's a lot better asterious goes down and the sus calls on Dionysus it's double the sus double sus is double trouble because Dio is bursting big bubbles we make it out and slurp some juice I even remember to put on the doggy collar for more HP rats are a bit of an issue with the blade since we have to step on their poison to set down the spikes and of course the snake Stones hover over the gaps we can't reach Zeus gives us the Epic Vengeance but we still don't have that duo boom I found a fountain with the Centaur heart and we now have 404 HP error death not found get it like a computer for some reason I bought the Aphrodite Boon instead of the Athena or Demeter Boon don't know why that was a bad idea we got nothing Athena could have given us another death defy time for Hades he throws off his cape like the grave Warden Duelists God I love those dudes thought I wouldn't talk about them because we're not playing Elden ring this week nope I love them too much bad start we get hit with the boiling blood a lot putting him in a corner can do a lot of great damage but it also means we're in the corner with him doesn't really work but you know what might work next time cash hello I like money what inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original Money execute run 66 it's real splishy splashy hours real bath heads in the chat can I get a sud Suds in the comments chaos shows up in the first room and they hand out bombs to everyone for the next three rooms but after that we get 65 percent more money from all sources Athena gives us nothing but then we can make another chaos gate this time they cut our Dash range but we're gonna get more HP when we're done I don't really need a lot of range to bully the crystal around Dionysus gives us after party with a 50 HP minimum now here's the question does that money bonus from chaos work with Sisyphus uh hell yeah it does we get 173 dollars for doing nothing Aries gives us nothing and then I fudged up and forgot to get money instead of getting the pomegranate the money could buy a pomegranate and have change left over at least weekend level up the dash Athena gives us bronze skin and we can level it up to a nice level of resistance to Symphony is a bit of a problem we don't have the Athena boost so she's just gonna be spamming those lasers have to use a depth different tartar sauce but it's fine we'll have plenty of money to buy another one I sold the Aries special boost so we can buy some yarn but just get a hammer Rune anyway followed by eurydice though so we're about to get some major Rarity on these next Boons presumably Thanatos is back and we're more competitive this time hell we're actually pretty good and can bully enemies out of his death Circle that means we get the pomegranate and they sent our heart huge W Zeus is on the mosh pit boat after we push everyone around and have to get the flourish if I want to get a Duo boom between him and Poseidon maybe we'll eventually get it we don't at the infernal Trove 62 money becomes a hundred and two money which is more money than you'd get from a chamber that solely focuses on money now what if we had a little more money Poseidon gives us a 55 money boost to reward Chambers specifically Dionysus is mad about how much money we're making and shoot he is hard to avoid not impossible though he gives us the positive outlook for more defense I forgot how many chambers we had so I can't spend money and just get a free heart Hydra time we don't really have anything specifically to help us with this fight just a lot of lot of damage try to keep the heads together when there's multiple heads that kind of overlap we can be a bit more efficient and hit two at the same time last time we have to fight last time we have to die swap the doggy collar on for Elysium there isn't really a specific gun I want Boons from that we haven't used the Talisman for already first up go to the health chamber more Health means more time with positive outlook another health room but this one has a chaos gate Unfortunately they don't give us anything good this time maybe the back shot damage buff it actually doesn't work on dashes for some reason it makes every room a mystery though Lucky Draw we get asterious and his AI kinda breaks against the wall for a second that's funny other than that it's kind of just a slog at least he'll be weaker later Dionysus gives a strong drink which means an eight percent damage boost minimum before we fight Hades since it's four percent every Fountain and there are two fountains before Hades I'll take that for sure and then Patrick Lee's resets our death defy I've never been punished in my entire life at the shop we buy dionysus's cast to fish for the duo Boone and bronze skin from Athena it's the only Boon that will do anything against the sus and the bull we do pretty poorly it took two full minutes to take down the bowl and the bowl was already weaker and then we take a death defy before the sus summons Demeter that shielded deflect sound is gonna haunt my nightmares he's finally dead but we're down to death device and we still have the hardest boss in the game left not Hades after a trap protection from Athena while hoping to get a death defy we get to fight the tiny Vermin Peak boss design it's a rat that teleports it summons more rats he can also be pushed so it actually works decently for this build also normally that's 200 coins but it's 440 oh wait sorry 618 big big money we get the Revenge from Athena we upgrade our damage resistance we upgrade the Athena revenge and we still have 274 coins left over find the upgrade for our health with the fountain then going down the Aries path anyway I'm hoping we find a shop that sells adeptify we get some yarn I guess that's uh cool and the blood frenzy ability to do more damage after we use identify saw some useless stuff then fight the big seder it's like a Seder but big bigger we upgrade positive outlook with our massive elf we're pretty set finally we get a 10 Auto Dodge chance from Hermes and a shop to buy a death defy so now we have two and then Gamers I [ __ ] up the Anvil gives you two random weapon upgrades and trades in one you already have I thought the sword had an upgrade that boosts your movement speed but nope that's just the basic boost the sword already has there is however a buff to the sword that heals you to HP every time you land an attack with the penalty of taking away 60 of your max health so our 328 Max health is now 131. fun fact that used to be the threshold for our bones defense from positive outlook now it's the max health and the extra defense won't work until we're below 52 HP death defy also heals you up to 50 of your HP when you die which used to be 164. since we had two death defies that's 320 8 HP two pieces of a half make a hole wait who could have guessed with this amount of ihp we have less than half that healing cool also Haiti summons the finger creepers which are pretty much the worst ad he can summon we use our first death defy when Hades is at half HP but that means we get more damage it's a noticeable Improvement hey if we use another depth defy that damage will stack right no it doesn't it only works once per encounter shoot and then we just die let's take a break from Poseidon for someone who does a little bit better against bosses Maybe Hammer die run 68 is with Aries that's standard Rarity but a palm of power is a 60 damage boost chaos asks us not to attack and yes I think I can handle that here's a crystal gem will really make it pay and if you think we can't our blades will find a way that's why the Dionysus gives us after party and Aries and Dionysus are fighting should have chosen Dionysus first but it's fine Aries gives us nothing and Dionysus gives us strong drink which we will use in a very funny way in a second we level up the dash again get money from sisyvis because this is the Run maybe Aphrodite gives us the Revenge Boon and it's time to fight electo since I know I'm going to heal up to full from The Fountain and Electa will just stand still if she's hitting you we just Spam blades in the corner and trade as long as we don't use a death defy there is no downside to this I have to dodge a little bit more at the end but that's fine we make it out of tartar sauce unscathed start ass Fidel with a bit of chaos more foes to fight more Health when we're done get a bit of refreshing nectar from eurydice and the big side hustle from Hermes that means 15 coins every chamber and we have two full levels left the infernal Trove doesn't go great we make 10 coins aloof but it's time for the mosh pit boat baby I love moshing out on a boat and we're rewarded with the Epic Vengeance Boon from Zeus maybe we'll get the duo boom we don't Thanatos again we lose maybe Aries damage isn't actually all that great kind of a bummer at least it's free Dionysus gives us nothing but maybe we'll fish for that duo boom we don't get it different League from Aphrodite at the shop and it's Hydra time again we got really close to a death divide here so close that we used to death defy and that sucks at least the fountain heals us all the way back up and gives us a little bit of a boost for Elysium can't afford the death defy and I don't want to sell stuff so will Cowabunga into the chaos oh no nothing we can use and now we're getting blind rewards at the shop we scoop up positive outlook you know what that means right we've used it a lot goal mini boss just put him in the wall and dash like we did with electo don't spend a death defy so it doesn't matter bronze skin Dodge chance then a phone which is pretty sick it heals us up and gives us extra damage in addition to the extra damage we were guaranteed to get from The Fountains anyway upgrading the Vengeance and spend some money on the near Miss Zeus lightning for more lightning that'll put our damage at a much better place when we go into the corner and speed run the sus and Minotaur look at that that just feels nice we already have the money for dying lament to make the enemies explode when we crush them then get that money baby big rat boss it's like a rat but bigger so that means poison which is pretty terrible don't use the death defy though so it's fine Aphrodite gives us nothing hot stuff by a lightning attack Boost from Zeus maybe we can get a Duo boom We Don't Stop fishing for duo Boons it's not gonna happen at the fountain Aries gives us black metal for bigger blades and I decide we're going down the health path anyway I'm fishing for a death to fight they're a big help against Hades next PATH is the palm and it's tiny Vermin Big Rap bad tiny wrap great let's go baby tiny Vermin forever we level up that near Miss damage and can buy three more dashes from Hermes oh that's a lot of dashes and a lot of slashes obviously we're gonna win don't look at the time code it's time for Hades I try to get him in a corner but he's not gonna stay there why wouldn't he just hang out in the corner with all these knives I'm just mashing away don't even care that he's a death defy hopefully as he activates phase two we can do some good damage into the corner and spam away but he's spamming himself with the Omega laser that we can't punish since our damage is dependent on skating around so we die which is bad news obviously but next run next Run's looking pretty nice and nice what number are we thinking of 69 dudes Poseidon gives us the epic Dash on run69 you know we're gonna get quit chaos right away and they know and respect the 69th run because we can attack but we get rarer Boons hell yeah lay epic Dash now to 70 per hit and one shots the small crystals Jeepers into the chaos again I'm gonna take more damage from traps but get better treasure even though I don't need better treasure because this is the last run bully the crystal for an Aries Boon he offers us a heroic blade Dash but no it's Poseidon's term you've got to go last time Aries and you didn't work Annie's enough to fight the entarter sauce before the boss that's pretty bad maybe this isn't the run or maybe I just shouldn't jump into every chaos gate I see and level Vigor with a centaur heart at the shop we buy up a Hermes Boon for 30 more speed and then fight Meg our damage is fine not great but fine she's sweet enough to go for the circles and when she's Invincible from the face transition we just go bully all the other ads overall it takes a little over a minute pomegranate beat up the bombo boys and get three more dashes from Hermes and so many Ding Dang dashes I don't ever have to stop dashing eurydice is here so we're gonna get rarer Boons moving forward the witches are scary and it's annoying that they don't take damage from the lava but they do take damage from these big waves we just take a lot of magma damage though since we kind of end up pushing them into lava World Athena gives us trap defense after all of the lava better late than never I guess Thanos shows up and we win it's not even close so we get cash and a centaur heart bless him he's trying I'm given the choice between Poseidon or the chop I decide to save our money and go with free Poseidon maybe he'll finally give us the boss damage boost he doesn't give us the boss damage boost by the way is the sound of us slamming our huge ass waves into the hydra's face over and over again we got close to using another death defy but actually make it out with three HP before Elysium we can buy a death defy back glad we saved that money pomegranate yeah I think we're gonna upgrade the dash this infernal Trove is risky since we're deep in Elysium but we still get 63 coins and that's not nothing I'll spend that to make the enemies drop Euros more games should have the ability to make people give you Euros oh and we finally get the Poseidon boom that makes your waves do more damage to bosses it's time to cook with water so so boy boiling so boiling or braising a brazing brings out better flavor then beside nanathena are fighting naturally we choose Poseidon and get the rupture as well oh we are about to shred everything we're also about to lose a death defy to Athena's minions Clips she gives us the bronze skin for more defense butterfly boss remember this one has caused problems for the waves before but will the rupture and boss bonus fix that yeah yeah it definitely does then we get the watery Blast from Poseidon which adds a pushback effect on our pushback effect so we can push enemies while we push enemies Aphrodite in the fountain room with a dying lament so now our enemies will be worse we're really just getting so much good usable stuff this run yeah epic Athena Vengeance before the sus and the bull our damage is so much better holy moly I start hitting the sauce first he summons Artemis but I just straight up don't care the sus dies first this time then the bull time for One Last Ride switch to the doggy collar gotta get that more Health by a death defy and go for the Palm Door first good Lord these enemies do not stand a chance the boss is a pop Alexander is that you it might be because we kill him really fast upgrade the waves money door next big snake Stone boss oh it died so fast wow Ares gives us nothing Aphrodite gives us different League that's fine the Centaur heart is the one that gives us the fountain but uh we're really not struggling going here so let's get everything else buy the pump more damage against bosses Athena's path gives us nothing glad we came in Hammer room uh sure why not it's money dire Misfortune for Mary's was useless so we just sell it to buy something better from Hermes another speed boost after we Dash and some damage resistance time for Hades with three deaths defies and a shitload of damage so of course he summons The Shield Megamind enemies they're my least favorite that's not enough though we kill the skulls next to him so Aphrodite makes him weak oh I forgot to mention we have a thing where if a boss has two status effects on it it takes 40 percent more damage that's pretty big phase two starts we still have three death device so hey [ __ ] it let's just keep dashing who cares if he hits us we have so much health left turns out we didn't need any of the death suffice we clear Hades without using one of them and on run 69. nice Poseidon has the best dash for sure absolutely Undisputed dashing champ but if you know Hades you know this isn't the end of the game Hayden's so while we beat Hades the boss we didn't beat Hades if you want us to beat Hades the game share this video with some friends if it's a big enough hit we'll come back and make this happen with the other dashes and maybe get to the credits thanks for watching join us on Twitch to watch us stream a bunch of new games but also mostly Elden rink join my patreon if you want to give us some financial support it's the best place to do it we get to keep the most of the money there also make sure you subscribed so you don't miss the next game

Channel: Tulok & Mango

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Keywords: Hades, challenge, run, build, boon, boons, olympic, olympics, god, gods, list, tier, dashing, dash, only, underworld, zagreus, meg, megaera, fury, boss, bosses, speed, speedrun, hermes, tidal, drunken, passion, lightning, zeuz, dionysus, thesius, bull, of minos, tarterus, asphodel, elysium, thanatos, blade, ares, aphrodite, athena, divine, poseidon, roguelike, rogue-like, rogue, like, action, hack, slash, randomized, randomize, random, rank, ranking, beating, how to, beat, full, game, hydra, strat, strategy, attack, attacks, cast, magic, special, weapon

Id: 9AggzRdggrM

Length: 66min 57sec (4017 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 27 2023