Barbie - Movie Reaction - First Time Watching

[Music] hey everyone welcome back to the channel Madison and Christian here and today we're getting into the Barbie movie finally now we're still trying to play catchup on all the movies we missed back in 2023 and so this month we decided that we would ask our patreon supporters for help in prioritizing what movies to watch and they chose the Barbie movie so we're definitely hyped to get into this one now we did see that the cast for this movie is just super stacked ever since we saw the trailer which itself was hilarious um just the little bit we got it seems like they're not really taking the movie too seriously which is a good thing um now I do know that there's a bunch of songs and dance numbers in this movie so quick disclaimer I'm going to try to use as much of the music as I can but I do have to kind of cut a little bit here and there um to get around copyright issues and things like that so with all that being said I think we're ready to get into the movie as always thank you guys so much for joining us today let's do it let's do it since the first little girl ever existed there have been dolls it's like 2001 can be fun at least for a while anyway ask your mother you look so Bleak right this continued until that looks like little you first the first Barbie oh my God that does look like me this little girl is [Music] precious that was perfect that really was then she changed it all again all of these women a Barbie M Barbie's with jobs but she became so much more she has her own money her own house her own car yes and this has been reflected back onto the little girls of today in the real world it's so gr it's all gr thanks to Barbie all problems of feminism and equal rights have been sold all of them all of them who my to burst their bubble oh my gosh this is going to be amazing isn't it living her best day every day that was a really cool shot all the way [Music] in man this place is really pink right oh the water doesn't come out oh my God gosh if that was really [Laughter] mirror I always thought that was the coolest way to get out of the house too a [Music] slide nothing comes out right [Music] checks cool cool just pick them up and put them where you want them to go she floats you use your imagination love it Barbie's pregnant friend well let's not show MIT actually she was discontinued by Mattel because a pregnant doll is just too weird yeah my God Barbie everybody's Barbie she's not even driving oh man women at work women at work oh love it seriously no comment black Barbie president I heard that yeah I have no difficulty holding both logic and feeling at the same time and it does not diminish my Powers I love it it expands oh this is is great barie has a great day every day but only has a great day if barie looks at him oh ken only has a good day if she looks at him hi Ken hi Barbie hi Barbie hi Barbie [Laughter] hi hi Barbie hi Barbie hi Barbie hi Barbie hi Barbie hi Barbie oh my God it's starting to sound weird now what's that do Lea mermaid Barbies yes Barbie Michael he he's just Alan confus oh my gosh oh man oh God what is he going to do it doesn't move surf [Music] yeah that's exactly how I thought was going to go why is he freaking out oh my God use your leg you guys are so strong totally oh looks like this beach was a little too much Beach for you Ken if I wasn't severely injured I would beat you off right now [Laughter] can let's Beach off anyone who wants to beach him off has to beach me off first what the [ __ ] you don't even know how to beat yourself off how you going [Music] to Barbie's leaving I'm not sure I know what beaching off means right what does that entail oh okay ER Barbie mhm here to save the day these are like the real sets too I think this is so cool great not even broken you'll be fine shredding waves as much it's a sticker like and it is not lifeguard which is a common misconception very common yeah cuz actually my job it's just Beach oh what I don't have anything B plan just a giant blowout party with all the Barbies and plant choreography and a b foke song you should stop by so cool so just another day yeah right she throws a rager every night yeah oh my God I love this wow the pageantry I'm always down for the pageantry [Music] oh God Alan I love Alan president Barbie is [Music] lit simu is getting I know oh he's getting Jelly oh yeah I saw that ey twitch he like angrily danced over I [Music] know like that he sparkled Best Day Ever and so is yesterday and so is tomorrow and so is the day after tomorrow forever and ever and ever do you guys ever think about dying oh my God I love it I'm just dying to dance okay music back on she didn't kill the vibe they're like we're going to just ignore that [Music] yeah damn rejected cuz we're girlfriend boyfriend to do what I'm actually not sure I don't want you here I don't want you and it's girls night Come on Barbie summer party oh my gosh president's here I am you're welcome you're welcome good night good night damn so he never gets the girl forever I guess so I love you too oh God Ken's life is sad I got to go I got to go [Music] oh oh it plays she was like startled awake what's wrong with her I don't know oh God panic panic scared oh no naous oh no death death I'm fine a okay is Her Imagination gone what's going on I don't know Che Alan I feel like his life is even sadder than Ken's oh oh oh no she doesn't know how to walk on her flat feet that's okay let me see oh [Applause] no am I I've never seen this kind of malfunction before it's usually just hair related it's usually just hair weird Barbie I weird Barbie someone played with her too hard in the real world oh my God oh God I did that I give them Mohawks oh no oh my God okay not like this no I was still nice to them [Music] W oh it's the pooping dog toy you know you need pick up the poop what's cooking good oh God I just had to come see you about my feet oh my God that can of yours he is one nice looking little protein pot I'd like to see what kind of nude blob he's packing under those jeans nude blob blob maybe some thoughts of death thoughts of death is that a problem oh look at your upper thigh what is that a cellula oh God spread everywhere you're going to start getting sad and mushy complic sad and mushy and complic the twain is crossing yes and the girl who's playing with you she must be sad and her thoughts and feelings and humanness are interfering with your dness she's feeling it too oh you can go back to your regular life and forget any of this ever happened or you can know the truth about the universe uhoh not those shoes don't do it STS the first one the high heel no we'll do a redo wrong so there is no option one no you have to fix the rip yourself don't blame me blame Mattel then make the [Laughter] rules and then when I get there how do I find this girl you will know what okay on some Obi-Wan Kenobi [ __ ] right ugly will become uglier and what's weird will become weirder and then you look like me oh god oh no I understand I set myself up for that I'm obsessed with weird Barbie she's great she was cool so you don't get cellulite I bet you're scared and I bet she doesn't even want you to go well you bet both those things incorrectly and I bet in the opposite direction oh God I love the Ken rivalry I'll bet every woman will say thank you and give you a really big hug yes you're right oh no how is this going to go not like that she's going so slow I know oh my God okay they landed perfectly you can't make me look uncool in front of Ken Ken's not cool he is to me did you bring your roller blades always you literally go nowhere without [Laughter] me oh cool okay left [Laughter] him the tandem bike yeah the van oh God I love it oh look okay they made it and oddly enough they don't stand out too much cuz it is California wow this is the real world I told you there would be Beach you do need me what's going on give us a smile Blondie oh wow looking at me yeah they're also staring at me look a construction site we need that good feminine energy oh no there's no feminine energy energy oh I said you had a hot body would you hold it against wow I do not have a vagina and he does not have a penis it's okay yeah whatever yeah whatever all the Gen all of them oh [Music] no oh and I love the elbow pants are you kidding me you guys got to pay for that stuff she looks even better and More close you can imagine you know what keep oh my God they're the worst I just need to clear my mind so I can think who is playing with me hate it when people think get so bored where anywhere can I go that way yes okay he's like a child up go oh no he's watching other Bros men man man man tomorrow we are exceeding expectations good stuff so I'm not worried about it not now Margaret let's shake on this going to make a lot oh he's learning oh no man on the money men on TV oh okay well that's great Greece yeah I love Gree so that's what's really going on has she ever seen an old person I guess not right you're so beautiful I know it love this lady oh that made my heart Happy this is Dan at the FBI oh this is Aaron at I don't give a flying squirrel who you are Aaron what are you like an intern no two of your dogs have gotten loose we're going to need mat Landing the eagle bed Aaron I won't have other toys left their world what when I heard about 10 years ago a woman named Skipper turned up at some family's home in Key West asked to babysit the kids she then tried to take their toddler surfing jeez I know what oh that was her she was drawing her drawing these weird designs these are different it's irrepressible thoughts of death Barbie P by Barbie crippling shame [Laughter] Barbie empowering girls always but what do we really sell I'll tell you what we sell dreams and Imagination oh my God it's wolf frell it's all dudes I'm just not realizing they run Barbie run the bar I didn't even realize that yeah Oh my he passed out Aaron Dickinson D yes is Barbie like an alternate reality or is it like a place where uh your imagination yes don't ask any more questions sounds like a job for the Box no one rests until this doll is back in a box what in a box bab they're going to capture her what is that anxiety I have it too they're just awful at this age I feel amazing that's cuz kids don't take it out on the dads what's that girl's name that's Sasha hey Sasha don't talk to her Sasha can talk to you but you can never talk to Sasha she'll Crush you what hey ladies Sasha what's up like who the hell are you you really think you're Barbie yeah she's so you're like Barbie Barbie like a professional bimbo no yeah I hated dolls with hair I mean I play with Barbie but it was like the last resort I love Barbie anyways my girl you sexualized capitalism unrealistic physical ideals you're describing something stereotypical Barbie is so much more she's stereotypical Barbie you destroy girls innate sense of worth and you were killing the planet with your glorification of rampit consumerism until you showed up here and declared yourself Barbie I hadn't thought about you in years you fascist she called her a fascist that's happening again I have to will you excuse me it was really nice talking to you oh no she cried again oh my gosh the origin of the patriarchy I'm so upset about all this Ken what are you doing why didn't Barbie tell me about patriarchy which to my understanding is where men and horses run everything essentially I shall seek my fortune there stupid isn't being a man enough actually right now it's kind of the opposite you guys are clearly not doing patriarchy very [Laughter] well we're doing it well yeah we just uh hide it better wow this [ __ ] guy oh I'm not not trained to go over there I'm trained to stand confidently right here there's nobody in danger here and even if there were I'm not trained to save you there you are oh no oh terrible I need to find somewhere where I can start Pat uh-oh oh no I've got to talk to somebody in charge everything is backwards here men look at me like I'm an object girls hate me everyone thinks I'm crazy and I keep getting arrested you're right she's fine it's Mattel I know I'll go back to Barbie land and I'll tell the Kens what I've learned oh it's going to oh no he's going to start a Ken Revolution no would you like some mineral water yes thank you I'm not used to that having anything in [Laughter] it if you're agreeable to it we would love it if you could just get into that giant box you know what we should probably get Ken first Ken Ken you know Ken Bar and Ken yes Ken get the GU they forgot who he was but since I came all this way could I just meet the woman in charge your CEO oh women are the freaking Foundation of this very long phallic building phic gender neutral bath even that guy was like wait what get in the Box you Jezebel call her yeah oh you know what um before I get in the Box could I just run to the restroom and make sure my hair is perfect oh please leave please leave on the right yes she's taking off get out get out get out I said get [Music] that he Scooby-Doo himself oh my God they suck yes whoa what the hell this is really creepy she's in the back rooms this is weird as hell what is this place I always find I think best at kitchen tables a oh she yeah she doesn't know how that was painful if you go through that closet you'll find a stairwell down to the lobby okay you're welcome Barbie oh who was she I don't know was she the Creator or something I think maybe it's her now get in now oh so it wasn't the little girl she was looking for it was the mom I've been a little lonely lately and I found those Barbies we used to play with we gave those away so I started playing with them and making drawings like we used to do remember cuz oh so she did this did any of these drawings by chance have thoughts of death and cellulite yes irrepressible thoughts of death God and cellulite and cell oh hello hello are you too like shining are you shining with a real bar are you shining I mean maybe I love it can you blame me for wanting to have a little fun run run they're gaining let's go she's got turbo on her car she hit the NOS oh damn dope ass mom like this there was this guy his dad yeah yeah it was it was it wasn't dead I can't hold them on forever where can we go wait I have an idea can you get us to Venice Beach sure can I love roller blade she going to take them to Barbie world what about that just leave him he'll be fineos yeah [Laughter] yeah she was always my favorite Barbie you're my favorite human don't tell him but I never got a Ken that's because Ken is totally Superfluous when they get there no Ken's going to have changed it oh you're right it's going to be kenlan excuse me have you seen a group of women on Wheels actually yeah there was a blonde brunette and a tween they rolled by blonde brunette and a tween that's [Applause] strange are they beaching off beer Bry beer hi Barbie John Cena merman Barbie have a Bry beer what big guy is thirsty a John Cena is everywhere that's the capital it's and that's it's all horses hes where the trucks does each Barbie like have their own house mhm that's cool where do the Ken stay I don't know she never asked then I realized that horses are just men extenders their minds are blown I saved up my allowance to buy it I've never never seen a car like that before what oh no they took over her house damn what have you done what are you wearing don't question it just roll with it tiny baby this shall henceforth be known as Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa house you don't have to say dojo and house for real and Casa give it to me straight how weird is it waa boss these Mojo Dojo Casa houses are literally flying off the show what you think I spent my entire life in boardrooms because of a bottom line no I got into this business because of little girls in their dreams in the least creepy way possible okay what are you doing you're doctor I like being a helpful decoration and Alan likes to help me give all the Ken's foot massages he said I don't like that what is wrong with them we just explained to them the immaculate imp seamless Garment of logic that is patriarchy and they crumbled oh my they crumbled they don't have it figured out in Century City because we failed them no you failed me oh no it's getting real one lady she even asked me for the time no way wait no way what over Mr Ken president prime minister man recap all the amazing changes and Innovations thanks to the Ken Nobel Prize in horses goes to in horses in just 48 hours all the Kens will head to the polls and vote to change the Constitution to a government for the K of the K and by the K damn the kin completely took over how's that feel it is not fun is it they have to work together to make a world for Barbies and kins mhm yeah we shouldn't be pitted against each other every night is boy night that sucks oh God the double Shades take your lady Fashions with you ice C pretty practice suit and these are archal these are archival I'm just going to sit here and wait and hope that one of the more leadership oriented Barbies just snaps out of it does something about this whole mess you're going to be waiting a while girl go back to your messed up world and just leave me to mine so you're just going to give up yes oh she's all stiff okay kids it's time to run out and get the new depression bar depression Barbie she spent 7 hours today on Instagram looking at her estranged best friend's engagement photos while eating a family-sized bag of starbs oh God no Barbie wake up weird Barbie God I'm like you know ugly and unwanted thanks thanks beautiful countryside they're having fun that's a long ass tandem bike we interrupt this broadcast to bring you our new radio station only playing K favorite song Can radio turn this song over break Alan oh no not again oh they fell out I cannot sit on one more leather couch it's going to break break my spirit as soon as I figure out how to build that wall sideways and not just up no one is going to be able to get in or out they're just going up what what do we do just get in the car and keep it singing hey man be ready for anything uhoh Allan's like the only normal one yeah all this clothes fit me oh nice Allan let's go wait you don't have a driver's license this car doesn't have an engine that's true it's run on imagination no K you like my drawings they're weird and dark and crazy everything you pretend not to be I am I'm weird and I'm dark and I'm cra God I love her let's go this is your Nobel Prize remember winning it it's useless trying to deprogram her I already did everything I could I don't deserve this um I'd like to thank Ken oh my God come on we'll find Barbie at the top of these stairs the Ken they found us the dog's bailing she just lifted her leg up hello humans we're fine and alen poor alen Mattel discontinued them sugar daddy no no no no I'm not a sugar daddy this is sugar and I'm her daddy oh no okay Growing Up Skipper may I okay watch this a her boobs grow what okay come on hey what's wrong I'm not stereotypical Barbie pretty note to the filmmakers margar Robbie is the wrong person to cast if you want to make this [Laughter] point you are so beautiful and so smart and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough like you have to be thin but not too thin and you can never say you want to be thin you have to say you want to be Health but also you have to be that's real you're supposed to stay pretty for men but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of The Sisterhood but always stand out damn she's spitting it's too contradictory and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you and it turns out in fact that not only you doing everything wrong but also everything is your fault yeah wait I did write a book she remembers I was somehow really invested in the Zack Snyder cut of Justice Le oh god oh no we have to stop the Kens and you need to say all of those things to the other Barbies that's the key use a decoy Barbie who pretends to be brainwashed that should be you cool Allan's in on the plan too of course influence that porsa 356 has had on the motoring world as a whole it can't be overstated oh my gosh so hard I just don't understand how to use the select tool select tool you have to be their mommies but not remind them of their mommy any power you have must be masked under a giggle welcome back Madam president the now unbra brainwashed Barbies to our cause they can be the new decoys nice The Godfather I've never seen it oh my God you've never seen The Godfather this movie is a Rich Blend of Copalis aesthetic genius and oh my gosh he's going in distract them with the old standby wearing glasses so that they can discover that you're pretty man sure go ahead he's going to take them off oh my gosh there now we can see your beautiful face [Laughter] to turn the Kens against each other now that they think they have power over you you make them question whether they have enough power over each other what if this doesn't work oh no the kin are going to go to war [Music] hi he's trying to clean up I was thinking yes I'm ready to be your longterm term distance low commitment casual girlfriend if you'll still have me Sublime what that's the word he chose please he's literally shaking I'll play the guitar at you at you he's actually good I know [Music] right they're all doing it that guy's on drums love it well we had to have one on drums when they think you actually care about this song You Take It All Away who are you texting who are you texting uhoh I got to him [Laughter] just it's a beautiful song that you're playing it's the same [ __ ] sorry while they're fighting we take back bargy land love it we beach every individual one of them off no we go to to war when we're on the battlefield and you say Ken at 4:00 how will I know if you mean us Kens or the other Ken because my dudes we attack at 10:00 and take advantage of the morning waves [Music] what this is how the Kens wake up [Music] there's the other side oh [Music] God oh my gosh he has a bow and arrow oh my God oh my gosh purple nple okay where does Allen factor into all this yeah where's [Laughter] alen and now they destroy themselves perfect yeah it [Music] worked how did that work just The Vibes kill that guy oh oh they're matching [Music] Vibes this guy uh-oh here we go it's a Ken off is this what a beach off is oh I guess so [Music] yeah I love it now this is aad battle [Music] okay okay they're boys [Music] again oh flash back to reality they did [Applause] it brought him closer together the dad still doesn't know what's going on yeah he's filed a police report or something they're missing is it just my imagination that these Mojo Dojo Casa houses just get dreamier sure dead that's because their dream houses mother don't look at me is he crying I think so Alan's crying we finally come back to Allan it was hard running stuff I didn't love it and those mini fridges are so small you can only fit a six-pack in and the freezers are basically useless yeah he's not wrong I always thought this would be our [Music] house Ken oh ken oh I didn't mean to suggest uh I just don't know who I am without you oh that's why I was created I only exist oh in the warmth of your [Laughter] gaze it's time to discover who Ken is a I think I get it no no no no no answer he dips her and then slaps himself I look so stupid you look so cool a the Ken love him Ken is me yes Ken is me now he's getting it a Ken is me Ken is me Ken is me is me a I want you to have it his mink we were only fighting because we didn't know who we were he pulled out the gravic voice I know it's just so hard to be a leader you know that's my boss uh oh Mitch I thought we discontented her no Barbie or Ken should be living in the shadows or Alan yeah or Allan or weird Barbie or weird Barbie sorry we called you weird Barbie behind your back and also to your face it's okay I'm owning [Laughter] it go I have an idea tell me your secret dream child okay what about ordinary Barbie because it's okay to to just want to be a mom or to want to be president or a mom who is president or not a mom who is also not president is he writing this down that's a terrible idea that's going to make money oh my God ordinary Barbie I love it he crunched the numbers what's her ending what does she get well that's easy she's in love with Ken no she's not I don't think she is I don't think I have an ending that was always the point I created you so you wouldn't have an ending baby I am Mattel until the IRS got to me but that's another movie her ghost keeps an office on the 17th oh my God come walk with me thank you I am K you want understand that humans only have one ending ideas live forever humans not so much humans make things up like patriarchy and Barbie just to deal with how uncomfortable it is I understand that so she's going to be human I think so I always knew that Barbie would surprise me but I never expected this do you give me permission to become human I I can't in good conscience let you take this leap without you knowing what it means I'm happy for Barbie [Music] yes I knew she was going to say yes so Barbie Left Behind The Pastels and Plastics of Barbie land for The Pastels and Plastics of Los Angeles okay let's do that's a political State yes we can that's appropriation dad name oh um Handler comma barbar oh I'm here to see my [Laughter] gynecologist oh because she has a vagina now oh true she's not a doll anymore oh my gosh that's hilarious buddy why is there only one Allen I know Tanner and it poops look the food you feed it comes out the [Music] butt oh that's the camera one wow wow what the hell well guys that was a pretty awesome movie I have to say like my face hurts right now from just grinning and smiling the whole time like I felt like a Barbie while I was watching it because my face was just like stuck in a smile the whole time um but first and foremost I feel like this movie was just hilarious like from the from the jump from the get-go um the jokes like pretty much all of them were Landing for me I thought the oh yeah all the different Kens and stuff that was hilarious dialogue was just really witty and and well written um I really loved Allen as kind of like the punching bag sometimes and I didn't even I honestly had no idea he was a real doll so that was really cool to find out he's just Ken's buddy yeah there's like a thousand Kens and only one Allan one Allen yeah hey it's pretty cool pretty cool we also felt that all the costumes and the set designs and everything uh were also really amazing mhm um all the dance numbers felt like like Broadway or something yeah and the songs I I was going to say speaking on the songs there weren't too many you know I I feel like too many songs in a movie can you know just get kind of okay here's another one you know so I liked that there were only a few they were all bangers and like you said the choreography was fantastic so it definitely made it entertaining I also loved how all the set pieces were like an actual Barbie house you know the water's not real nothing has anything in it like I thought it was so cool to see a liveaction Barbie like really live that out because I felt like when you were playing with a Barbie Dreamhouse when you were a kid like that's how you would imagine it so it was just really cool I would love to see like a behind the scenes on how they like did this entire movie because or like visit it if it was a place oh my God I would like I don't even like the color pink like that but I would visit this Barbie land for sure I do feel that this movie also kind of kept it moving it started we had the whole dance number and everything at the beginning but then we got to the real world stuff pretty early on I felt like and we never really stayed in one location for too long and the movie never really got stagnant so I appreciate that they really kept things moving yeah like even when they were in the real world I mean you notice like Barbie and Ken were going from place to place you know we were seeing other people and honestly I had a lot of fun you know exploring the Real World Through The Eyes of Barbie and Ken and being in Barbie land and exploring it through like me being a human so I don't know it was a really cool movie and they everything Blended really well now I did want to say um that I really appreciated America ferrera's speech that she gave stereotypical Barbie um when she kind of like made her snap out of her Funk um I thought it was a really good thing to say because I feel like a lot of women have a hard time explaining why it's so difficult to be a woman but it is because everything is so contradictory you know you like basically everything she said it was the most perfect speech of what it is to be a woman and how absolutely hard and a daunting task it is sometimes but I felt like I needed to hear that I feel like every woman needed to hear that and you're right like this movie was super funny it had a great message it was super meta at times too um but I felt like the message wasn't overly preachy and I really did enjoy it and I'm sure there are a lot of women and young girls who probably saw this movie and felt pretty uplifted and maybe happy to be a woman after seeing it so or like I don't know maybe they have a little hope going into their future so I don't know I really enjoyed that well guys this movie was definitely worth the wait and we're so glad we finally got to watch it with you guys but as always we do want to thank our patreon supporters once again for voting on this movie and if you're watching this later down the line on YouTube and you want to get in on next month's vote we'll leave a link for our patreon down below but as always you guys are the greatest and we'll catch you in the next one peace out guys bye by

Channel: MAC React

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Length: 50min 38sec (3038 seconds)

Published: Thu May 23 2024