BANNERLORD but I Become the KING OF VLANDIA!

ah another glorious day in the kingdom of landia at my court here in marnath we have feasted many a nights but now it is time to take my place as the rightful king of lamdia hello there cork irimgard my dear old friend v scooter and krunvit it is nice that you all have come here to my hall wait no don't tell me no don't tell me there's another surprise sport here oh i think i told you last time what would happen excuse me my wife is here elish if it wasn't for the fact that you're so cute i would decapitate you god damn it stop throwing me surprise parties jesus christ you're the coolest person here my name is tristan the bold and my name is tristan the lionheart and i have a proposition for all of you petty lords of petty lords of i want to become king that that's what i'm trying to say i'm gonna i'm gonna become king once denver dies okay thank you jesus christ it's impossible to talk to these people ah another glorious day in calradia in the last episode we conquered marna and battled against the battalions but today we have set their sights internally it is not enough to use get our revenge i might have forgiven the lords of londia i might have avenged my father i might have ascended from a lonely house all the way to one of the most powerful in blandia but that is not enough no no no i want the whole cake not use the slice so uh we're gonna become the king of lambia whatever it takes oh vote for senate death opposes this but everyone else wants the senate let them form the senate of landia you call yourself an emperor yet you oppose a senate a war against the battalions to really really cement my position and in what better time the lords fall off their horses and die of terrible accidents and in wars i propose we go to war you see that's the perk of having a senate we rule we decide for lambda you thought this were gonna be a fine happy day without war you were wrong also i'm realizing i'm going to war with my wife we need to buy you a hell made elise at least you need a helmet literally no one will recognize you now you look like you swallow for knights very good oh banned the drums of war raiding give us the grain our horses need feed without feed or forces to not ride if our horses do not ride we we can't kill them we're going for dinglandish i'll help in the siege two dumb grannies we go are we taking rem toil castle i'm up for that i wouldn't even call this a siege they they're starving they restored it before we get here we are not conquering the battalions we are liberating them so many people living under the thumb of incompetent rulership we are to take this and i'm also going to assassinate their third all right then i see this oh to ride in a siege battle once more [Music] wonder fluff are you stupid did we not bring any ladders excuse me ah father cliff can you block me ah wonderful you stay there that's one ah upper body core strength i'll do it on my own vermont the blade that's one of my soldiers call me involvement no that's not how you use the ladder now he's a former battalion we're working on it oh up we go the ladder and down you go to death there's a special hell for you battalions do you not know who i am oh jesus you drew the big blade hello there archers stop it you know i cleaned your time fairly well fairly decent i say come on oh my god no these aren't the good battalion we took them take their loot and let's go and vote for rem toy castle let's give it to tristan no no no we abstain from the vault come here we shall fight you yeah you're absolutely massive all right then let's make battle with them my cavalry horde oh once i rode with these people now i ride us one of them scatter them to the winds oh you are dreadful excuses of men let's see here don't tip off the lamps tip off the lads you're my prisoner all of you let's see here if were you smart about it just pick one and chase him you sir you're in trouble are the battalions hiring mercenaries to fend us off ah that's one of the medicinal mercenaries i once fought you people in the grape field come here ah cut you down are you hiding up in the mountains crap they're doing battalion tactics we can't fight like land dudes all right then let's get at them pepper them off with arrows if that means shorting up a mouth then we short of a mountain we're not here to disobey orders we're here to commit commit atrocities when i say john you don't say why you say how high when i say kill the battalion you don't say no that's my brother you say yes christian at this point we are the real battalions the enemies are keeping the battalions from prospering into my place to do though rescue some people now back we go oh there's an army outnumbered not by much unfavorable war train what option do we have huh what option do we have we fight we live we fight again my brave retinue of night [Music] oh here we come over the hills it is time for us to charge get that done let us lead into battle ah let us lead it to victory every single one of them if they want to defend in the little pike formation let them if we die this day it is with honor there's no damage to be done not on the charge it is at least get out of there all right sorry don't well if my wife wants to fight let her find i'd rather have a dead wife than a coward wife i'm like a pool attendant elise are you fighting perfect very good and here comes the surprise all of you are free to go that's right my friends leave go home to your families you weren't expecting mercy from me huh you should have if you were to look at my actual track record you'd be surprised i'm a merciful man i've never killed anyone well not in at least not in fair combat abstain from all votes i just want them to take land i want to get rid of the battalion menace how i do not care come here for this battle we shall simply charge them down our gallant knights the soldiers of tristan shall charge them down leave no fun left for the infantry look at this you have the chance to run you didn't take it but you had it now oh we lost two men you are free to go sir i want to convert all of you battalions come here oh this is not fair fighting your lead is not worth of your loyalty death is better join me we are good people your trees little treason even more so the cruelty of canada is legendary who cares what it stands for if his realm is drenched in blood right i need some sort of support before okay what what would you need ah all my money and that's not enough sir it was fun talking to you but you should have joined at least i managed to convince him eh yeah he had a chance he could have done it don't see me as impossible eh i did all three my chats now let's help with the siege now it's time to start it come on battering ram is more than enough we outnumber them i should not get cocky as it is a siege are we starving them out is that what we're doing if so we're doing a hell of a job on they left me to siege it on my own [ __ ] off well i'll take pen can hopkins then there we go the siege of pemkanok pencanok one of the last cities of batanya beautiful in its misery pull up the battering rams this is a disaster wonders if you excuse me i'm gonna go first up here no surrendering no retreating leg muscles oh you used to dare shoot me sir come at me i drew them out one drop him off [Music] slash all of you oh god oh it's an intense one oh no one's gonna go up in this tower come on run happy man hand me help me are you looking at are you dead sorry we won it's ours very good pen cannock is ours give it to me i'm tristan doubletown [Music] you took it despite the vote you don't that goes against the rule of the senate oh you vlondian scum that was mine rightfully mine i want it in the vault that's it he can't rule us anymore he can't keep getting away with it i'm gonna do something i've never done before death that you belong in the dirt you have made an enemy this day don't try to give me a measly castle i wanted the town i was there taking it it is time to purchase something i've never purchased before an arbalest and a set of heavy bolts i shall forgo my shield it's time for death to have an accident what what ripples this would not have happened it wasn't for you come on king edvard where are you riding i'm merely escorting you no need to be worried and so it would come to be that fighting nine mistly looters king darth and got hit by an arrow a stray one seek temperature honest my friend it is time for you to stop ruling this kingdom by the order of tristan lionard you are to be dead slay these looters but watch out they have crossbones now we must dispose of this weapon alas my friends the king has been slain and this looter that i killed tear the crossbow into battle the king has died the grave insists upon the kingdom of lambia yet no one knows it was me derefez has died and thus we vote who will be the new king of lambia tristan should rule us everyone is voting for me it wouldn't be right to vote for myself i shall abstain from the vote and so it is done i am the king of lambda to serge of we go kingdoms vladimir and my first ruling is to take back penn canal we cannot have this blight upon the empire no rebels in my lands do not have fear your king is here wonderful you are now the king of landia's horse how does that feel i forgot you can't talk get away from here lift goddamn ladder now this is the king vladia deserves a man that's in death of their wittiest men get up their vlanian knights all right let's get at them gift rebels death to rousey rebel rousers run i am literally the [ __ ] king of the kingdom you're rebelling against come here stop stop run don't snuck down the ladder i put the ladder off it stays we've taken it back liberate the men capture the prisoners and like that we have taken back penn canuck now let's have an election fair and square who should be the owner well it should be me of course it is rightfully mine i am the king oh what a journey it's been but here we are at the top and now for my coronation is every [ __ ] lord up there you know what i'm gonna have my coronation somewhere else okay i'll be right back jesus christ let's have it in sargo fashion customary tradition it is time for me for my coronation i am tristan lionheart son of one of your nobles long dead long gone long forgotten but i have risen up from a young boy with a blacksmith hammer in the army of roman fighting bandits battling battalions and now i tristan shall rule vladia into a new age of prosperity now who's hungry for some butter it is time to feast [Music] you

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Id: vKb6WFbZHxI

Length: 14min 19sec (859 seconds)

Published: Wed May 25 2022