Baldur's Gate 3 - PART 1- JoCat Stream VOD - 8/3/23

hello [Music] so uh so uh updating video drivers while streaming huh how about that huh [Music] how about um how about that huh hold on I gotta relaunch vtube studio and V Bridger but hey my mouth is still working look at me minor blunder there yeah [Music] there we go that did it all right foreign I didn't realize um you know what it makes sense now updating video drivers would mess up uh stream [Music] there we go it uses an iPhone camera yeah because it's got a very really good face tracking thing on iPhone but here we go are we are you ready it's time to Boulder the gate I was not expecting that no I was not I uh someone rang the doorbell and I went to go check um it was my pest control people um coming to do regular maintenance on the house but yeah let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go [Music] it begins it starts what was I saying oh yeah I was saying even though I didn't look at a lot of uh pre-release stuff for Baldur's Gate aside uh after I played the Early Access there is one character that I am in love with and I are like all the characters that they showed in Early Access I was like um no whatever I I don't know not really any in My Romance preferences but then I showed I saw one and I'm like yes that one that's the one without a doubt okay uh uh e-u-l-a yup license yep I agree I don't care you've given me this game show nudity [Music] that's that's a it's not gonna be TOS right if they if they see a titty is that TOS people streamed um what's it called people streamed um cyberpunk GTA there's TOS friendly setting be safe and uh be safe not sorry all right you're right you're right chat yeah all right I like to make this a little bit brighter I don't care what it says oh barely visible okay I'm gonna make it that bright we'll find the boobs later don't worry I'm gonna have private saves look at it oh I wonder if that's Baldur's Gate there is a gate wow tits are allowed if it's not focus or sexual in nature unfortunately it is gonna be sexual in this game oh hold on audio [Music] here we are balance a balance Adventure full of challenging choices Explorer narrative experience placing story before combat or tactician I'm gonna go with balanced also hi POI oh hello yes Windows firewall did they fix Marshall Caster divide I don't I never felt it in the first place also let me know how the audio sounds chat I once it starts going not right now but like want sound effects and stuff start to happen turn off karmic dice makes the rolls not completely random maybe I like that also once this uh cut scene is over I'll give I'll give a little dad talk to chat for a little bit a little heart to heart maybe a little quiet I'll turn it up a bit here we go these are the Mind flares they're trying to search for hosts [Music] little tadpoles drops are not enabled so what are drops our drops for me or are they for the chat okay uh trigger warning for anyone who doesn't like body horror yeah there's gonna be a first person view of it too so if you don't like it I'll let you know when you can come back uh nasty eye stuff coming okay it's safe now you can come watch again drops here means we get a special outfit in-game for watching you basically okay enable tutorials I don't need tutorials ah here we are so this girl this is who I saw and I was like yes this is the one Carlock she is a tiefling barbarian and she is huge look look at Gail right and I look at carlak she's at least a head taller than him and I love her and uh for all the monster [ __ ] out there [Music] so in Early Access we were missing these two these were the only two that were missing from the uh these are origin characters they are characters with a pre-written backstory um and character motivation and stuff and they have unique dialogue and and things but I am going to be playing An Origin character uh or a custom character rather see so let us make Mr Victor quibbles shall we yet again body type oh okay so we can be like this or big normal Poor Pig you can you can have a feminine body type uh but still uh masculine pronouns and stuff I'm pretty sure so we are going to go a masculine and edit appearance there we go oh they improved it they got rid of the stupid putting the thing on the on the back and forth the arrow keys here I'm gonna move the chat so you guys can see so uh I think Baldur's Gate was my last character creator critique video that I ever made and they had so you know how it's like identity is like oh no I'm non-binary yay wow uh so you know how it's like arrow keys uh they had arrows to swap between the faces and I hate that I hate that when it's not a a spectrum uh of options and it's on arrow keys like Skyrim Skyrim has some of the worst character creator like UI user experiences in my opinion because of that fact they put color on an arrow keys system and I really don't like that but they changed it I wonder if they saw my video or did this was this just like I feel like this is just a natural change to do though like it seems like a no-brainer to do this uh no not main menu how do I change my race I want to change uh uh edit character how do I race there we go elf let's I don't know where to put the chat I'm gonna oh geez I don't know where to put the chat maybe here yeah sure let's put it there make them a half elf there he is the boy so our options are Elf T fling drow human get Yankee dwarf half elf halfling gnome which was not available in Early Access Dragonborn oh they're so beautiful look at them oh they're gorgeous oh wow and then they have all the different sub-races of Dragonborn God they look so cool God they look so good look at them that's a good lizard and and and and you have the option as a Dragonborn there it is to have a tail if you want based based amazing but uh let's see half work so Dragonborn gnome and half work were not in Early Access but yeah it's basically all the player handbook races as well as guess the Yankee and drow which thank goodness because I was a little scared I was a little scared hold on let's make a waifu real quick oh wait no this game actually does have a waifu Creator so I don't need to worry about that hold on uh half elf there we go masculine half elf um class features you have weapon proficiency with Spears Pikes Hubbard's Glades if you've played D all a lot of this is gonna look familiar to you I wonder if they add something like tabaxia or our cockra maybe one day I don't think they have the uh they've made the assets for that right now um goblins bug bears and hobgoblins are in the game but as NPCs but having the assets available gives me hope that modders will add them in as playable races they're very inhuman not that I know of I don't think so yeah I don't I don't think variant humanism uh edit appearance here we go let's see let's see what face do we want he's got to have a pretty feminine face I think this one is closest we'll get where to next let's hope the locals are friendly health be wary it's opened more of those wretched things there's magic keeping this chest they added more earlier where to tune let's hope the locals are friendly Hells be wary it's opened more of those wretched thick there's magic where to hmm let's hope the locals are friendly Health something just woke up down here be wary it's opened there's magic keeping this chest sealed where to next hmm let's hope the locals are friendly Health something just woke up down here be wary hi I think I like voice one two next uh he is going to be he let's see skin tone ah you know what I like about this even if you technically can't be a goblin you can always pick gnome and then make yourself green and that's what I did when I played in Early Access uh you can you can have all skin tones available to you if you like you can be any color you are not beholden to your to the race restrictions which is great uh he is a pale ass boy [Music] because uh maturity okay freckles yes let's see I think I'm gonna 14 Victor has definitely influenced how I want to go about this one ah yes I love this too look at this you can have your uh the the thingy that people have that pigment condition [Music] isn't that neat the thingy that people have you know those things body art let's see where's makeup hmm of these I don't think Deadpool or Goliath you could pretend to be a Goliath I guess Goliath markings uh heterochromia always nice elf blue let's see where is uh same thing with the eyes same as the uh the hair you can have tiefling eyes if you want or demon eyes or completely white eyes wherever they are solid white demonic White yeah uh where's the I'm gonna give him cyan where's the cyan oh that's pretty I kind of like that hmm [Music] but I'm gonna go these cyan eyes mixer has always had cyan turquoise eye ah makeup so makeup used to be one slot but now it appears that lips and um lips and eyes are separate things so that's nice let's make them a [ __ ] an absolute manhole [Music] yeah all right all right uh and just the just the teeniest amount of tint there yeah hair let's see let's see the hair the hair options thank God is Not on a dial like it was before um way more hair options so I think this Victor is going to be a mix of Final Fantasy Victor and DND Victor the stair the uh what's his face hair Gail looks so much more user friendly it's so much better anime hair it's thancroid it's Tankard Waters and the closest thing that Voxer here the Chen's gonna get I'm pretty sure um [Music] this this is also closest thing we'll get to anime here but it does not look good on on our lad here [Music] hmm he's not depressed enough to be thanked oh you just wait we have no idea what we're getting into with this game do I give him a bun that could be fun hair bun boy [Music] fun bun pigtails hmm [Music] you can change your appearance later on right you can do that in Divinity [Music] is there a mullet I don't know I don't know yes but not race okay good I'm okay with that [Music] I think this is as close as I'll get I think or do I just go with a completely original new look for this game [Music] new 14 expansion looks fun yeah this is uh it's the graphics uh overhaul the graphical update hmm I'm really agonizing over this or do I get messy hair just that singer that's just Freddie Mercury I wish this one looked better kind of don't like it but I like this hairstyle [Music] where was the bun again [Music] no not that one was it [Music] it's the fun bun gonna be here for another hour yep yes you are that's what you signed up for her thank you [Music] whoa whoa [Music] hmm [Music] is there such a thing as a male tomboy because I think I made one let me put you down lesbian cut yeah exactly amazing male lesbian a twink no twinks twinks a little different that doesn't look good [Music] extra Butch trans mask uh nope ah yes balding how did I lose it lose it succinct brute thank you and we know her 85 thank you as well um is this the one I can't believe I lost it where was the fun bun it's just a fun bun no am I just gonna have to go through each and every single one to find the fun bun unless I already clicked it and is there going to be a Victor playthrough and then a joke crap play through where you all just Fireball at everything uh I don't know we'll see we'll see let's not get too ahead of ourselves I'm just gonna worry about the playthrough now this playthrough [Music] so this one looks the same as the other one this one and uh or is it this one they look kind of similar I can't tell this one's more than credesque and the other one is more not [Music] um why am I agonizing over this I can always just change it back in like to a different hairstyle if I need to [Music] you can read redo visuals so but I want it to feel right [Music] [Music] we have all day all right thank you for being understanding you guys but you're my audience you like character creators you understand you get it [Music] it's not even the face either it's just the hair hmm let me just go through them so I can find was it this one was it this one Maybe even again maybe not let's go through all of them to find the fun bun ah there it is this one you know what I think I'm gonna go with this one I know I don't know creating a character is the best part you can take your time sir yes thank you [Music] there's too many choices yeah but there's not one that is like that speaks to me you know there's not one that I'm like yes this is the hairstyle this is perfect modders get on it because this was the hairstyle I used in Early Access because it was just good enough as a stand-in maybe I'll go with this one [Music] or this one you know what I'm gonna go with this one I've decided and it is going to be dirty blonde slash whatever they're calling this Dusty as inspired more he was dirty blonde and d d but Final Fantasy has made me more fond of this kind of grayish hair highlights so here's an interesting thing you can add highlights look at that ain't that cool pink highlights but I'm not going to do that and graying as well you can have graying looking hair red graying oh [Music] purple graying blue graying hmm it's kind of like undertones hmm blue hair and pronouns [ __ ] no I have blue heron pronouns ah all they said about me was right I actually kind of like that just the subtlest little black of hair facial hair on an elf on a half elf to be fair but look at these look at these glorious beards now that's a beard that's a beard you can be proud of heck yeah now do I give him the bar the mustache you know the one there it is no no I don't but I have considered giving rat like subtle facial hair maybe something more like a trimmed goatee the closest maybe a not as intense a beer a mustache but yeah there we go edit character all right let's see sub race would half elf drow half elf I'm just gonna go high half elf wait what is this Fleet foot movement speed no we're gonna get the the cantrip thank you for the well done stick the White Fang if not for my need to consume sustenance I too would be at home building my character yeah jobs uh can I edit this do I just start with Firebolt [Music] oh there we go high elf can trip right here okay let's see true strike friends blade word shocking grass but Ray of Frost light Dancing Lights hmm [Music] minor illusion you can remain hidden while casting the spell neat see friends the spell can be cast while you are silenced I think it's a non-hostile creature the target might accuse you of enchanting them hmm don't want to get on anyone's nerves let's do Dancing Lights Dancing Lights is fun not a rogue not a paladin not a wizard a bard Ken trips what can trips shall we have let's do the tried and true vicious mockery and do some Illusions why not illusory bard true strike yay now don't be deceived it says two turns but the first turn you cast it counts as one turn can you show us the other classes yeah sure here's Barbarian yes here is the cleric who is also in Early Access Druid which was later on in early accesses updates fighter Monk look at that boy Paula Deen which was not an early accent look at this tavern yeah Ranger Rogue swartzera Warlock and Wizard and if you want to learn how to play these boy do I have the series to to be introduced to you [Music] but we're gonna go with Bard because Bard is the best class bar none if we're going to if if I were to tell you what the DND class is it's bard uh let's see I'm gonna go with the concentration animal friendship speak with animals because anyone who's played Divinity knows larion puts all the best stuff with the animals we're gonna get speak with animals we're gonna pick yeah Thunder Wave just as a little like back off [Music] see healing word a little bit of healing and hmm [Music] 3d6 is pretty good well if I'm gonna get up close and personal I want to make him bard of swords or Valor um so maybe not that maybe dissonant Whispers might be better fairy fire is useful sleep is useful [Music] sleep is very consistent so I'm gonna go with that and fairy fire be a little bit of a support [Music] bit of a support really [Music] yeah because I want him to go in and be stabbing as well but I don't want too many concentration spells because he won't be able it's going to be inefficient if he goes if he does the concentration goes and gets hit and loses concentration starting equipment we're gonna go with the good old liar yes or the loot nah oh I like I like that but we're gonna go with the liar that is a big liar background charlatan acolyte criminal Entertainer there it is the one the only he is the most bardly barred the Bardock Bard that ever barted [Music] abilities all right let's see this is good actually this is pretty good this is a good spread he is not smart [Music] um maybe a little bit of constitution maybe a little bit of strength actually we don't want negative strength now normally I dump stat constitution on rat but I actually want to be able to hold concentration so we're not going to do that and let's put one more why not challenge low Charisma Bard your cantrips what about my cantrips my cantrips I have my cantrips what do you mean they're right there oh it changed it I see bladeward um minor illusion there we go thank you chat s um do I want a little bit more wisdom to perceive things no I want my spells to be good I want my spells to be good or do I want to be more dexterous I don't need to hold concentration if I just dodge all the attacks right just don't get hit forehead hmm do I make them dumb [Music] what are the can I see I forget intelligences investigation arcane uh uh inspect no doesn't whoops intelligence arcane history you can click it somewhere somewhere not really showing yeah religion investigation all right we're gonna we're gonna dump intelligence we are a himbo well actually we're not a himbo paladin would be himbo if we bumped everything if we bumped up our strength then we would be a himbo um oh boy what about this spread oh when why isn't he our beloved double leader gel neck because uh Goblin is not available in this game dumb twink build yeah what is strength potentially useful for Effectiveness with melee weapons finesse weapons oh wait isn't it Shields Shields need a strength amount or no they need a proficiency you don't need a strength for Shields um [Music] right you know okay I think we're good I assume they were no well I mean they had to stop at some point like when do they stop making races to the game and uh you know they decided to draw the line at the player handbook races as well as get the Yankee and drow so proficiencies well no that that's the the things that I'm proficient with not the different things the skills and such but I think that's good I think I'm I I think I'm good I'm good with that I oh my gosh I have two negative stats oh my gosh ooh shoving grappling there's not often you make intelligent saving throws so change proficiencies that's not that's not what it is okay proceed Tav nope Victor a guardian this is not what happened in Early Access they said who do you dream of a guardian [Music] huh they rewrote all of that oh okay hmm yeah I don't know the context of this so uh [Music] hmm yeah where is Dragonborn there's no there's no Dragonborn here huh Wiley a coyote a coyotea thank you for subscribing culture goal uh Gulu is it cork um Bruno brss ambito music Clyde the Viking Nick Zephyr thank you all for subscribing and MX Harry n thank you for the raid yeah weird no Dragonborn good luck follow your instincts remarkable remarkable truly [Music] you you guys know what we gotta do right we gotta we gotta go with the the orc Mommy [Music] big tall muscles yes since there are no no orc companions that I know of anyway no spoilers we will make one [Music] scarring yes scarring is hot still on character creation yeah well to be fair it's slightly different character creation we're gonna make her just a little bit mature freckles nah nah all right all right body art do we give her Goliath markings war paint nah I want to see her beautiful face unless hmm nah maybe Little Birds or freaky eyes piercings I don't oh piercing style what the heck I didn't see that what none piercing let's give her piercings earrings oh oops midnight tears see like this I I hope they don't like I don't like this that it's on an arrow keys thing I wish that this piercing stuff was like this like a tile based thing oh fun make her a fancy lady classy lady skulls the most classiest lady face swirls commoner ring Bard Rings oh wait [Music] wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait no you don't get piercings here dang all right oh body art body art my mistake okay cool all right let's give him like a single earring if I could find it the barred earrings that made me want to give him Bard earrings it's just the fact that Bart earrings reminded me wait I can give them to Victor and I'm gonna give him like simple earrings if I can if I can just get like one just the one just the one earring but maybe I can't [Music] maybe archface swirls that's pretty nice I think it'd be fun it reminded you to give your Bard earrings yeah [Music] hmm [Music] oh dark moons oh yeah because the moon kite I don't like the red though I don't think red suits him hmm you know what I'm gonna give them the fancy ones these ones there we go yeah all right all right uh did it reset my proficiencies I don't think so [Music] 10 hit points a lot for a bard like proficiencies what do you mean [Music] you didn't change your proficiencies where is that [Music] abilities oh yeah okay I didn't see that thank you Chad okay persuasion absolutely performance yep um oh my gosh oh poor uh religion nature investigation history Arcana oh let's put one in athletics just so it's not negative and this sleight of hand yeah I'm gonna do that there we go I like the new menus yeah it is better I just I'm too excited so I'm missing everything I'm missing and also I'm dumb victory okay back to orc waifu uh Bard Rings actually The Bard Rings suit her pretty well I think but maybe we'll make her classy and give her the little red things make her classy eyes where's the yellow like golden eyes [Music] or red hmm purple [Music] what's the sexiest eye color I do like yellow did you see him jump into a box full of packing peanuts Joseph I'm a cat thank you very much pink Maybe gold green and red come to mine I do like green I do like gold let's go with gold maybe maybe thank you oh I don't know chat I want to make the perfect this is my chance to make the orc queen of my dreams and I don't even know what she looks like blue could do blue will you be multi-classing probably not do I give her black sclera that could be fun I like this yellow actually let's go with this yellow makeup [ __ ] eyes italic glossy tint it just just all full metallic foreign [Music] no I like the black lipstick on an orc Maybe not that harsh though glossy oh ma'am you were looking very kissable today goth goth orc goth we are both goth my GF my goth GF yeah lipstick on an orc looks a little maybe I'll just put on the lip gloss just a little bit of gloss a little bit darker yeah I don't think lipstick looks good on this orc maybe it could look good on another but not this one we're gonna keep it fairly light hair all right let's see base color first here we go easier to compare this where's the where's the orcare like that yeah or like some cornrows no those aren't cornrows are they I don't I don't actually know I'm not familiar with this type of hair styles and stuff oh Ma'am hello oh that one looks nice actually those are cornrows okay I'll Trust you chat you know better now that's the orcare I was talking about oh my gosh ma'am hello the short hair actually doesn't look too bad oh top bun though top uh top ponytail rather she's going to pick break your pelvis jokes on you I'm into that [ __ ] I'm counting on it [Music] this this is the definitive like orcare but Carlock already has his hairstyle so I'm not gonna not gonna do that I want to differentiate them death by snoo snoo tonight I go to Valhalla oh maybe this one oh that looks silly that also looks silly [Music] a lot of silly hair on an ark because most Orcs look good with bald like I I wouldn't I actually wouldn't mind this this looks okay honestly Orcs just look better with less hair in my honest opinion welcome to Baldur's Gate three are you horny yet hmm I'm not sure you can change her hair later on all right well this then this is going to be a very important decision for me I think I like that one now here's the thing do I make it purple do I make it red I don't know my love of redheads is competing with my love of purple haired older women what's a guardian I don't know I have no context how do I make it black or do I make it why oh do I make it white oh white could wait wait wait weight ah oh I'm so torn I'm so torn ah hold on how does it look with white highlights somebody mentioned oh no oh no it looks good oh no oh I'm gonna agonize over this I don't know that I'm gonna be able to make a decision chat oh no oh no it looks good no she's hot oh no she looks really good with that though [Music] turn here every session easy yeah yeah easy oh my gosh women God I love women are the best ladies if you look like this you are obligated to come into my DMs how does it look hold on let me let me just make Echo real quick red highlights or red grayings see how's this yeah there we go I just made I just made Echo hold on where's the hair where's her hair oh wait [Music] oh I'm so torn chat I'm not gonna be able to settle [Music] I'm not gonna I don't know that I'm gonna be able to leave this character creator because I just want all of these all of these hairstyles look good not quite Echo there we go look it's Echo everybody Echo Gillette my girlfriend soon to be wife there she is [Music] my wife what wife yeah we plan on getting married we're not engaged right now but um we will get married eventually we're married in all but uh all but legal documents basically I'm like there's I'm not gonna find another girl like this I don't plan on leaving I think we go with this and the white wait it was this one and there was another one right it was the the top ponytail yeah hmm top ponytail or lower ponytail I do like how the hair Parts with this one [Music] the white does look very good it does now do I go with red hold on I go with black and red or black and white it's the question oh I can make it even darker hold on just raven black haunted toaster route thank you for the bits for the better girl thank you happy Boulder skate three day Lumen Lucas and immoral Vanguard thank you for the 15 months um [Music] I don't know chat I don't know I love redheads but I also like this salt and pepper look ah I'm torn I'm torn roll for it this is an Indy I'm gonna pull for it uh hold on so here's the salt and pepper look and here is uh the red hair and or the purple hair oh man uh the purple anime hair though okay I'm gonna pull I'm gonna make a pole which hair for the queen red here I'm going to show how it looks with red as well red or black and white or purple I'm gonna have this going for two minutes and you can use cookies to vote additional vote in the meantime I'm gonna go get some water I gotta get high I'm thirsty as hell Chad I gotta get hydrated [Music] [Music] [Music] thank you all right I really like salt and pepper yeah it's shooting ahead at 300 votes eat skate fast ass thank you for the for the bits did you make the poll I did uh it might not be available on mobile though foreign we're going black and white seems like I'm gonna close the pole yep there we go black and white it is [Music] here we go yes facial hair finally what really matters give her the oh the Orcs don't get the cool handlebar mustache well they get kind of this one but now we're gonna keep her clean uh uh can we make her a little bit darker actually or more yellow [Music] no we'll keep on this skin tone actually let me look at all the greens make her even more green orcish green lime green make her a Rogan I like the orcish yeah the Orca screen looks good oops prior to yeah slightly darker okay I think we're good there she is the woman that will destroy my pelvis [Music] one hour two minute Speed Run yeah we're finally still ashamed didn't Ray didn't let you yeah Baldur's Gates could do it Boozled High 50 months what's up world record yeah new personal best is this gameplay not yet you turn it down hold on not gameplay yet this is the opening cinematic also let me know how the audio sounds as well if it's too loud too quiet Wilhelm scream a little quiet okay I'll turn it up I just don't want it to be too loud you know because I'm seeing the audio Peak pretty high uh compared to my audio why did they poof they got sucked into the nautiloid that ship is all pre-rendered yeah this is a pre-rendered cutscene they've had this since early access and the gift Yankee have made a deal with the dragons to hunt down illithids which are the rates of species that mind flares are from or that are rather because they hate illithids also what a cool way to show the nautiloy technology everyone hates them yeah pretty much they are pretty awful like in terms of just like the worst creatures that make everyone suffer and hurt everybody elephants are like up there [Music] I'm pretty sure most things would team up to kill the elephants nobody likes them yeah hell even demons have no sympathizers right or fiends rather fiends have their sympathizers and good people there aren't any sexy illicits there are some sexy elephants I've seen a good a hot oh my gosh it's the three from Baldur's Gate three look at that oh that's why they call it that three three three oh thank you for the hype train Nova R40 thank you for subscribing oh there I am the boy that mean oh he looks gorgeous oh the UI is not bad anymore all right let's dungeon some dragons shall we it's the pool that thing came from the parasite now Rising behind your eye investigate with a minus one let's go some dialogue options require skill check a dice roll that must meet or exceed a target number yep I know how this works first roll everybody hold on hold on I'm gonna do a I'm gonna do how do I do bets how do I place bets um let's see Channel points [Music] I wanna I wanna point no gamble bet what's the thing that you can uh predictions that's the one prediction start a prediction um Boop start prediction [Music] first roll of play through succeed or fail seed fail all right got it okay my first role of the game this is going to be an omen for the rest of the playthrough dc10 I have a minus one it's an intelligence role make your predictions now seduce the brain pull I can't seduce sadly I can only investigate it I believe I I don't know actually it's I despite having lower than average odds it's still pretty 50 50 I believe minus one it's not that bad no who knows who knows I mean what is that what is that that's uh 40 to 60 40 ain't bad I'd bet on 40 percent you know you don't make in checks that often Joseph yeah I did say that didn't I and the first check we make is intelligence failure sweep it's exactly 50 50 is it because it's um no you still need an 11 and upwards so that's uh nine versus 11. 11 to 20 is 50 50. oh no I don't need to make a 10. I need to make an 11. Wait no that's true yeah okay it is 50 50 right 10 plus is Success yeah dc10 is equal or higher no I need to make an 11 or better because I have a minus one uh although they do they do add in the calculations to the role like automatically I'm pretty sure all right let's see huh here we go uh intelligence let's go and it is a failure yay [Music] congratulations people who thought I'd fail you won big I hope I did that right uh uh yeah 433k go to the people who voted failure congratulations you notice nothing more than meets the other you don't seem to notice anything reach towards the pool all right ah I see it would have told me that it was going to explode oh good uh it's what I get for dumping intelligence good good you've killed me good someone else got out good let's always stuck inside if we hadn't been attacked explore not everyone made it out alive what is there Onyx I can sell that ruins sleep to project into your mind a nautiloid hurtling through the planes were Splendid with psionic energy how's the audio by the way Chad you can hear things okay you want it to be louder quieter not sure sounds good okay actual Canon D oh notice the shape it's so that you can tell the shape without having to look at it actually this is balder's gate we don't walk we jump higher falling damage this is Dungeons and Dragons we can move around all we want and um I do have a negative strength so I'm not going to be able to jump very far Scroll of Grease all right and this is a short rest station for long rest I don't know it's a it's a tutorial resting station that's for sure oh no a goblin uh what did they do to you I'll take that record illicit record uh also this is neat all your keys will be on the keychain this is a nice quality of life if you ever played if you played Early Access you would you remember the keys would fill up your inventory wait where's my Rapier why do I have a I don't have a crossbow I want to rape here Supply pack Alchemy pouch Alchemist fire oh it's a casting component pouch let me see oh I love this I love all of this I remember you here we go now this I might actually be good at hello how are you gonna good moment to talk are you gonna spazz them out like you did in Early Access yes we've come to save us from this place from this place you'll free us it's us brain Quivers and expectation hmm please before they return they return hmm [Music] I think you're past the point of saving tell me what to do remove us from this body from this case free us hmm investigation dexterity gently prized the brain from the skull break the skull who am I talking to a man or a brain a newborn realize you're talking to an intellect of our own a minion of the Mind flayers who abducted you hmm I'm going to gently prize with my my well fingers all right here we go yeah 21 . lift from the skull do you notice an opportunity you could [ __ ] the strange creature making it more subservient should it prove a threat I will do that mutilate the brain any injuries might weaken it hmm yeah I'm not going to hurt us I'm just going to make sure us can't hurt me sorry us foreign they're gonna be mad about that yep nope there he goes wait just just jumped away it doesn't do anything okay then see in Early Access us will remember this us would attack you uh if you failed that hmm good okay is there an XP bar uh somewhere uh yeah oh no uh not that one um there it is you currently have zero experience you need to gain level as 300. I hope you can gain experience for doing non-combat that's how it worked in Divinity like successful Persuasions would give you XP tablet what are these they don't sell for anything read images of goblins their habits and histories flash into your mind hmm a thousand years of humanoid history elves dwarves humans and more flash behind your eyes hmm why shouldn't he look like thankrit I guess that's true there's nothing wrong with him looking like fancred culture you get XP for avoiding combat when you can that's good I like that whoa hello oh this is different Maybe friendly friendly friendly it's fresh pasta a dragon swing silver sword flash of your face seen through the strange woman's eyes what is this blesses me this day together um who are you who am I your only chance of survival uh what made you think I was a thrall we carry [Music] him Twisted within days we will be gay mind flayers hmm uh what do you suggest then we find the helm and take control of the ship we will address the matter of a cure for this infection once we reach the material plane a little bit of pop in there [Music] well they're proper intros for the imps now combat yes I know how combat works wait but where's my Rapier and stuff I guess I'll just have to do with uh this wait a minute no I don't this is mockery that's right they recorded a bunch of insults and perform uh bar dance all right intern go that is not bartic inspiration that is just me playing music [Music] oh you interrupted my song Jerk let's see improvised melee weapon let's see I can beat him with the liar I hope this doesn't break it uh yeah and then I'll pick it up thank goodness it didn't break um spark inspiration on you [Music] and perform oh it's because I don't have my liar equipped can I equip it equip no I need a I need a bonus action or something new there we go okay I'm going to spend my action equipping it it's very important you understand and Old Time battles [Music] if this zone is different too yeah they don't have the um the like boxes the Stacked boxes they changed it there we go she performed I wonder surprisingly I thank you considering I was playing music most of that time so I think stopped me yet is it only bards can perform because I remember seeing that like the whole party can like play music together hand ax I will take that to sell you can give her the liar uh action not reaction and oh I love this you can do this right watch this so what is her Charisma her Charisma is H she has a negative and charisma so listen to this she doesn't know how to play it's [Music] yeah so it's based on your charisma score fun little thing that's from portrait that's pretty cool he really looks like thankord in that portrait okay Scimitar I'm not proficient with this so I will simply not worry about it not proficiency actually you know what I think it is proficiency might be I'm not so sure I'm just making baseless guesses and accusations like crossbow actually I shouldn't be carrying things because I don't have a lot of I don't have a lot of strength yeah I only I can only carry up to 120 pounds oh one thing I should do Obsession oh because you can invite people that's right um options let's see [Music] genitals cinematic nudity sexual content visibility does not affect their Adventure or access to romance options share private moments ah yes this one so if you want to keep your romance things in a co-op session private you can do that uh highlights Circle I'm gonna do Circle and highlight exploration highlights whether or not characters are highlighted with an outline okay during turn-based mode tactical View system measure Imperial because I'm dumb I know the metric system is objectively better but I understand 30 feet of movement speed because I played 5e we need to get out before it's too late sure there's more Rapier there it is there it is and I'm gonna do a light crossbow in my secondary do I have simple clothes 10 how does that look nah why is there genitals options because there's nudity in this game uh karmic dice Karma avoids failures or success streaks while keeping the results mostly random now let's turn that off true d d ynamic combat character camera shake a lot of twitch extensions there we go five players probably use more Imperial than metric even if their lives actually aren't what they use yeah yeah even if in real life that's not what they use you equip the wrong weapon oh that's a short sword there we go it's the wrong sword no it's totally a Rapier it's finesse right I'm good at video game did you uninstall the game and redownload it like the devs wanted people to do or just update your game I I uninstalled it and restarted steam that's when it updated to actually show that it's 100 gigs as it should be whereas the Early Access was only 70. only I say but 70 is not the full game nothing without knowing its purpose okay can't read nope all right great intelligence dumpster all right I'm not gonna touch anything uh dark mind images appear in your mind a brain a Yankee Warrior and centuries of Darkness okay good to know okay so here's a cool thing uh every weapon has a weapon skill attached to it for example this uh long sword has Rush attack pommel strike and lacerate and I want to implement this into my DND things of like allowing you to uh have special attacks with weapons and kind of based on which weapon type it is so what is it slash vital points to make it bleed charge forward and attack the first enemy in your way possibly pushing them off balance uh I mean we're just gonna hit him normally slap nice and a pommel strike bonus action nice and it is dazed what is dazed has disadvantage on wisdom saving throws can't make reactions oh can't make real reactions okay so I can just walk around it because it can't attack of opportunity but I'm gonna walk back well too much for Pace a stab weapons having identities be Beyond appearance and parameters is always a w in my book agreed ah Shadow heart hello touch no I'm not gonna touch money we have no time for stragglers we always have time to help people hmm look for a lights that might open the lid construction is too alien nothing looks familiar this [ __ ] is crazy the structure looks too alien yeah but but what if I just rolled really high it's uh yes and but sometimes when the DM says you don't know and you've never seen this thing before you've never seen it before uh you can roll a guess but I'll go look around there must be some way to get this thing open quick save I'm gonna try to stick by my choices uh for the most part I'm Not Gonna Save scum or at least try to no promises the console appears dormant hmm the first switch release mechanism is a completely unrecognizable at first but then you spy an empty socket yeah uh hit it nothing the console okay installment all right an empty socket maybe I can put things in that socket let's power this thing um oh yeah that's right I'm not gonna spoil but I remember there was a change to this that they did in Early Access okay what if I pick the lock ah no thieves tools damn it I remember a a patch note about this okay uh uh no optional dead thrall golden key all right scimitar how many hosts of these gay infected dazed woman is trapped inside the pod she doesn't notice you hmm what was changed I'll tell you because I know what it is but if I tell you now it's gonna spoil it I'll just rune a mug I am not gonna touch anything cause I'm afraid here's something voices I'm gonna turn it turn down the music a little bit there we go music's a bit loud mug moment here we go the console appears dormant insert the Rune into the socket the console comes to life uh uh take a closer look at the powered up console let's try it it's all right [ __ ] well then okay nothing in the appearance of the device betrays its purpose to do anything it could do anything all right then discomfort Fades and another sensation washes over you connection Authority oh will the Pod to open or ignore the sensation hmm now this is a thing that they mentioned you will have chances to give in to the illithed what the consequences of that will be I don't know but the console hums suddenly I don't want to do this too much sensation washes over you're going to will it open connection difficulty class two let's do it oh my God wow clutch feel the biomechanical brain of the console process your command deal to it a shiver runs across your mind you feel sated see easy difficulty class two how hard could it be now this is what they changed before in Early Access you actually couldn't save shadowheart it wasn't possible but everyone was like at least let us try to figure it out and they were like okay yeah sure lots of the discussion hold on I'm gonna damn thing was going to be my coffee turn the music back up a little bit gratitude just mixed do you have a gift with you yeah in later versions that's what I mean they changed it to in later versions that was one of the updates in Early Access um yeah I only played the earliest version the first version of the game [Music] dangerous companies what we need in a fight fair point looks like there's plenty of fighting ahead let me come with you it's backs along the way yeah the earliest access is also worthy I like girls bit came from I felt just before we were in each other's heads I did it must be because of those parasites they put in us but that'll have to wait are we going to help each other or not ah all right then let's get going I'm Victor quibbles one moment do you have like an actual name or um what's that it's nothing trust me enough of this chatter we need to get to the helm now she's right she just took a d20. focus in his eyes but totally unaware of his surroundings Ah that's me after a turkey dinner oh man I don't have the oh oh the key I see I see we've got a cleric in the party now we're nearing the hell once inside do as I say you in charge I'll Trust my own judgment all right well I already have a lot of tension not now we must go to the helm okey-dokey uh hard not to ask questions why the hell over the ship or do you wish to die here so rude not now we must go to hell uh didn't want to talk to you there we go Shadow heart something the matter so hard unusual name let's do the small talk until we're safe shall we any suggestions for how to proceed provided we can figure out how to do that of course let's keep going I'm right behind you she's nicer than Early Access so far ow okay in environmental hazards the classic Valerian Studios means of design still adding in everything's gonna be on fire if this is anything like divinity everything's gonna be on fire eventually Jesus [Music] well dream to make the mouse of the transponder we must escape now do it we will deal with the geek after we escape okie dokie he's technically my boss right now so now in Early Access I did help him beat this fiend uh and you can do it you can kill this fiend boss but then a bunch more show up so instead let's make a minor illusion right there look a cat and we will inspire Shadow heart whoops there you go and I will go over here I guess and move and you can maybe go get this guy because he is not actually let's do this he's not fooled we are going to do a cool thing I don't think we can dip our bow in there can we dip no we can't dip our bow make sense uh that's okay shoot here we go one shot and we'll just get in position to get this bear you can you reach the Bear yes you can so you are going to dip your weapon uh dip in here to light it on fire that's only gonna last a turn and then go in a smack for one fire damage it's a boar is it not a bear oh it is a boar that's a big boy that's a big piggy that's a weird looking bear [Music] you can dip your bow I don't see an option for ranged weapons let's go stab there we go another step [Music] that's a bird what a weird-looking dog fire arrows would be cool odds are they do have something along those lines Divinity did on the move supposedly can dip arrows well I guess I will have to see then [Music] hmm Firebolt it's gonna be resistant but that's okay nice unless they remove that resistance it dealt six so I guess they removed it they used to be resistant to fire but I think they removed that they won't move it out for uh for tutorial reasons oh a short sword I'll take that that didn't take a bonus action or anything no it did it took an action no No it didn't wow looting is free looting is a free action huzzah side uh I will Dash where's Dash Dash yeah looting's a free action that's kind of strong murder hobo hurry before they strike all right uh uh Bardock inspiration on our boss the Mind flayer sure [Music] did you just make faint grid accidentally it was the only hair it was the best hairstyle that I could find that suited my character I felt pew I'm Fury I am dead okay let's go here astral knowledge oh gain Proficiency in all skills of a chosen ability that's pretty cool provised melee weapon throw let's throw nothing I don't want to throw any of that drill uh that's so yo is that suyos and Serena Knight thank you all for subscribing I slap and loot and loot throw your bow go boss [Music] okay let I'm just gonna I'm just gonna make a break for it bro [Music] the Helms hello dargan we're just trying to escape don't mind us hot boy [Music] oh they took out the entire outside section I just realized of the tutorial there used to be a whole outer section of the nautiloid that you would explore [Music] flick it [Music] here we go act one didn't the days girl on the Pod turn into a mind flare at some point I don't know I think that's one of the possible outcomes yeah it's night time there's a day night cycle in this game right right no yes I don't remember it was daytime and early in the Early Access that I played God it looks so good this game looks so good now there's no day night cycle okay so it just happens to be night time when it crashes [Music] hello jeez they fix the level of detail Jank in this game there's still a little bit of level of detail during [Music] ah Fort Joy what type of Elf Are you a hatho would a crap guide to Baldur's Gate be a thing that already exists it's called the crap guide to DND fifth edition it's on my channel you can watch it now tadpoles squirms in your skull hmm check yourself uh Orient yourself where did you land okay chaos of the crash site confuses the landscape you'll need to find a settlement or landmark and you'll need to do it quickly tadpole is a death sentence and the clock is ticking you need a cue all right for joy what is it with larion and wanting to start us on wrecked beaches it's like the Bethesda thing where you're always a prisoner oh her D20 hmm I'm going to be respectful I'm going to wake her how is this possible hmm perhaps it was some dramatically time divine intervention their interventions close to though I suppose it's not impossible hmm do you have any idea where we are but anything's an improvement on where we just came from first things first we need supplies shelter and most of all A Healer we might have escaped but we still have these little monsters in our heads hmm we you want to stay together we need each other and we both know what's at stake can't think of better company all right let's get moving one thing just before we go I wanted to thank you again referring me it would have been all too easy for you to run right past my pod but you didn't I'll remember that Shadow heart will remember that what's my boy's backstory hmm it's just a typical bardic boy he's just a dude he owns a Tavern actually no he performs at a Tavern just your typical Bard nothing special nothing so out of the new the ordinary just a normal guy like anybody else I don't need a crazy cool unique backstory I can just make a Bard I can just be a bard he worked at a Tavern uh uh the the nautiloid attack abducted him like anybody else loving parents yeah loving parents he does not have a tragic backstory a letter hmm Psy I love you there I said it and if you meet me tomorrow I'll say it again and again and keep on saying it till we're old and gray so let's do it let's go to Baldur's Gate I know it's risky but so staying here the last few months have been hard but they're always a little easier when you're there leave your boat and meet me at the hill overlooking the old bridge bring whatever you can carry or make do with without the rest don't be late love Anna [Music] do do it's very sad all right barrels okay are we gonna be collecting buckets in this game like I did in Divinity in Divinity I ended up with about 90 buckets something along those lines what do we collect in this game that is the question through oh another change from early early access Shadow heart used to be banging on this door I'll take that that used to be how you would meet her outside the nautiloid and these are fast travel points ancient sigil Circle ham sandwiches there's another entrance hmm can't pick locks yet don't have tools 90 buckets you heard that right all right these tools hell yeah I'm proficient right I think gotta be right or is that just a rogue thing uh Spellbook Alchemy simple weapons more no I'm not I am not proficient in thieves tools I don't think but I can still use them am I how do you see detailed View proficiencies Shadow heart Maybe musical instrument no it's part of a sleight of hand instead of being its own thing oh okay I mean I know you use sleight of hand but I thought these tools would actually be a uh a separate thingy is simple enough lock pink okay so thieves tools is just the thing that allows you to pick locks add bonus oh yes this is nice you can use Buffs before you make checks uh within the menu because in Divinity that was an annoying thing was that you had to like do all your Buffs before like outside of the the thing so thieves tools as plus one dexterity look at that bonus that's a plus six right there wow wow yay all right well can I pick it again oh it consumes the thieves tools oh yeah that makes sense actually you could have used guidance guidance would I mean the roll was bad I didn't want to waste a guidance on that four of those wretched things I might start implementing that in my DND games actually failures consuming because in in tabletop DND rules is written you can just keep trying over and over and I've tried to come up with things like oh you mess up the treasure inside but I think consuming that these tools makes a lot more sense foreign you needed a Nat 20 to open no I needed a uh I needed a 14 to open because I had a plus six silly chat don't know what you're talking about I thought uh guidance you can spam yes you can wait his guidance I can't trip hold on uh guidance guidance guidance guidance guidance guidance uh it is a can trip you're right but that role was too bad and it wouldn't have uh affected anything like guidance would have given me another D4 but I was at nine so a four would have raised me up to 13 at most uh which I needed 20. it's fine let's sneak I always hide and you also hide and let's separate and let's go into turn-based mode this also makes things easier because in uh in Divinity sneaking around you had to do in real time but here you can plan out you're sneaking pretty cool it's gonna make sneaking a lot easier let's see intern all right let's get over here okay hide behind that wall I'm gonna sneak up on that boy and I'm gonna stab it Victor do your thing oh actually um it's not enough movement let's get here and hope that it doesn't turn around to see us Shadow heart you stay there yeah you can't reach it either stay there oh Shadow heart got spotted twitch okay one strike could be lethal indeed weakening strike non-lethal grip enters the targets attacks piercing strike gaping wounds Pierce shot this one over here flourish let's do piercing strike because I want to kill these guys escaping wounds and flourish yes nice and I can yeah short rest so the resets on a short rest Shadow heart um Bonk concussive smash possibly days your target okay and you shall stab and I can shove you shove I have no strength so I don't know what I was expecting Bonk and a shove yep death saves I gotcha and I gotcha I gotcha let's go over here healing word get back up uh all right damn all right level up sweet and let's do a short rest now this is one thing that I kind of don't like you have a limited amount of short rests rather than having short red I guess I can understand it so that you can't spam it to like every single encounter for your warlock but I don't know I feel like two short rests is not enough I feel like maybe like make it depending on your level but keep going a little longer now they used to be unlimited but balance Etc yeah I don't want them to be Unlimited I think it's understandable to not make them unlimited but yeah donut also heal it does scale with PB I don't know what PB is but I feel like it should scale with levels level up huzzah board level two all right let's see choice is pending let's see class feature uh got a spell slot jack of all trades hell yeah proficiency bonus uh song of rest is pretty good additional spell what do we learn what do we learn what do we learn let's learn I can try to Shake it Off prone with laughter without the ability to get up that's pretty good it's concentrational Sky's self cure wounds charm person dissonant Whispers Target my in higher difficulty modes okay convince a beast not to attack you charm person get your drops enabled okay I'll check larion's thing uh uh Baldur's Gate three drops enable twitch shops how do I enable this okay is it the official larion site login password [Music] it's not right I don't remember my password okay there we go uh and then once you're a linked account simply watch any Baldur's Gate 3 that has twitch drops to do if you check twitch inventory drop section you can see the enable option under Baldur's Gate 3. okay extension says it doesn't receive data from the game let me see if I go here and enable twitch extension it's it's on hmm maybe I need to do something else one second one second I'm gonna figure this out we're gonna figure this out thank you we're gonna figure it out chat together can you connect your larion account to your Twitch I think so let me see how do I do that uh connected accounts there we go twitch twitch is already connected I have the option to disconnect hmm I'm gonna try disconnecting and then reconnecting authorize connecting account all right uh I'm Gonna Save real quick and go to the main menu and see if my email is correct see if there's any anything that I needed to do perhaps it's an issue on twitch's side is it working elsewhere I don't know is there a link here at the bottom of the oh there is a link at the bottom of the page uh send me a DM of that no face Nick send me a DM a little messy though hmm getting credit for the drops from Facts for life okay getting the Divinity crew for this uh maybe if they're down for it what did I miss we're trying to get the twitch extension working so mostly just that enable add to my channel maybe if I uninstall it and reinstall it activate done okay I'm gonna reinstall it and I'm gonna refresh the page uh there we go get twitch drops there it is Joe cat has enabled drops for the community watch two hours and claim the reward there we go now it's working a few details yeah I think I did it I just had to uninstall it and reinstall it and then refresh the page should be good hopefully is it working all right awesome now let's level up [Music] hooray [Music] and new spell a new spell new spell new spell let's do I'm gonna do dissonant Whispers just a nice little nuke if I need something to get away from me just like a good old get away from me spell I don't want to replace any spouse and Shadow heart let's level you up swords are Valor so here's the thing the supposedly Val like you can use bardic inspiration on your attacks now so I wonder if what they're doing for Valor bards to um to compensate for that because that was Valor Bard's main thing was that you could add it to your if your damage and your AC so what do they get in place of that right inflict wounds guiding bolt healing word Shield of Faith cure wounds bless I want to give her Bliss no because that's my territory protection from Good and Evil I will just keep our spells for now don't we pick her subclass trickery domain no she I okay she picks it herself unless it starts that way actually it's level one right pick it at level one still breathing no you pick it at level two I'm pretty sure cleric subclass was level okay I thought it was level two my mistake jumper a skull caustic bulb I do like that you can climb basically anything collagenous chest diluted oil of sharpness coats your weapon in oil it gains plus one to damage and attack rolls for how long doesn't say probably just one turn perhaps potion of speed spiked bulb bleed okay game finally finished uh downloading congrats hope you have fun another Rapier that I can sell silver lock it I can sell she is I have cheese the cheese cheese has been found [Music] sort without you uh type all right lots of weapons carrying lots of weapons there anything of Youth is it Swiss holy cheese I hope it's mozzarella more thieves tools good good good good good oh a loot salute here Shadow heart I want to hear you play blood all's well that ends not as bad as it could have what are you playing you can do it uh the power there we go play the power what now come on sync up [Music] you can do it she's trying so here's an interesting thing when they showed it off that you could climb anything they were stacking boxes and just showing like hey here look you can climb so if I put this box on this box like that I can climb it uh no climb on there we go like that that's a cool thing from Divinity that you couldn't do in Divinity rather all right let's try this again five I cannot fail this even if I use a h you know some days you get humbled really hard and you realize that I'm not king of the world I'm not invincible I can be knocked down a peg today is one of those days I didn't even want it anyway [ __ ] this box I bet there wasn't even anything important in it it's a leather helmet who cares you know I saw the bonuses I had a plus six I thought oh I could do it and that ones are still a thing everybody they're still not one still exists all right hydrate hydrate DM uses crit fail rules yeah you know what I kind of love it I'm kind of okay with that should have been a halfling you know if you had a halfling luck this would have never happened keep going hey we need some help ah the gay there's this man is gay I've got one of those brain things called hmm in the crowd you can kill it can't you like you killed the others hmm easily stand back there can you see it just a dumbo you're relieved until you see the flash of a dagger huh if this is a robbery you're off to a bad start elf I just need information I saw you scuttling about on the ship you're in League with an aren't you those tentacles your mind twists running out of unfamiliar eyes prowling dark busy streets try to hold the memory but it fades to the worm the light the fear what was that what's going on hmm honestly I have no idea it's those tentacled monsters whatever they did whatever they put in US just created a connection they took you too I saw it during whatever just happened hands a thing I was ready to decorate the ground with your innards apologies hmm apology accepted uh I don't think I want to say it I'm glad to see we're all caught up now indeed we are please allow me to introduce myself my name's Astorian I was in Baldur's Gate when those beasts snatched me it's the voice yeah I remember Shen's first impression of this guy at first she was like oh he's kind of ugly and then he started talking and she's like he's kind of hot hmm I'm a boulder uh balderian too no uh Victor would not last in Baldur's Gate let's see where's Victor from I don't actually know Forgotten Realms locations let's see uh sword Coast map we gotta develop this Victor's backstory let's see let's see hold on Neverwinter is it Neverwinter also dangerous or is it more like a land of opportunity I don't actually know much about Neverwinter where's a good place for a hoity toy di bar to be from candle keep Water Deep isn't that a prison The Tavern Water Deep what is Water Deep DND Water Deep maybe I'm thinking of something else Water Deep it has a prison let's see water deep also known as the city of splendors or the crown of the north is the most important and influential City in the north and perhaps in all of faerun it was a truly marvelous Cosmopolitan City and great culture that attracts the most talented Artisans artists and Scholars yeah I like this all right okay though it seems as if water deep rushes and bustles around with eyes and minds of their own business at hand it profits everyone to always remember that part of their business is watching what is unfolding around them without seeming to in hopes of seizing the next big thing the next road to riches even only to sneer waterdeep always watches yeah all right I'm a Board of Water Deep I I was just performing and doing one of my tools and visiting Boulders gate when suddenly I was abducted by the nautiloid hopefully I can get back and perform a cabin that no doubt is uh questioning my disappearance right now yes I'm sure they miss me my my did you learn anything about these worms while wandering the ship hmm yes unfortunately they'll turn us into mind flares turn us into course it'll turn me into a monster I love that that sudden start to do with laughing although it hasn't happened yet if we can find an expert someone that can control these things there might still be time hmm control it we need to get rid of it well yes of course but first things first um ah here's the thing uh as opposed to divinity's method of anyone you that you don't bring with you gets left behind and possibly dies spoilers uh you can send them to your Camp instead anyone who's not currently in your active party they will be at a camp which is kind of a sort of pocket instance where you take your long rests with me our odds are better together you know no I was ready to go this alone but maybe sticking with the herd isn't such a bad idea and anyone that can crush a mind flayer ship and walk away seems like a good person to know I'm flattered all right I accept lead on yeah it's good because you can swap out party members uh if you feel like you want to change your makeup I hate him already me too which is why I love him he's a roog so he will get cunning actions and not much else this level all right we've got a rogue in the party hopefully he can pick locks better than I can actually let's talk to our party members historian's an interesting find let's hope any future acquaintances don't hold the blade to your throat by way of introduction he's a lot nicer I'm kind of suspicious she was a lot more mean in Early Access but I guess that was like impeding on lizelle's territory I'm suspicious best worst boy yes he's the worst which makes him the best he's horrible I love him yeah uh she seemed mean and racist yeah pretty much um what's the story with that odd little artifact you have there's no story none that you're entitled to hear anyway just forget you ever saw it to know each other a little bit more must we no harm in a little mystery don't you think um we have to rely on each other easier if we knew each other well easy is often less interesting besides with plenty of reason to rely on each other already you can't confide in just anyone about a monster in your head that's a shadow heart I know huh is she romanceable yes I'm pretty sure every companion character is romanticable well maybe I'd like to get to know you better sweet of you but don't worry I'm sure you'll get to know me just fine by traveling together interrogations just yet fair enough uh if that's what you prefer I can respect that thank you I'm sure we'll get along perfectly well you know reasonable boundaries still still not as mean as Early Access uh but I can see I can see a little bit of Early Access writing in her but um yeah now she she's not mean she has boundaries um what do you think of all that's happened so far oh yeah well they're not a Lloyd I don't think you need to go far to have a lot of thoughts about banana Lloyd um you must have thoughts about our little stowaways must I thinking about it won't help we know what to do find a way to rid ourselves with these things we have no solid needs right now though we'd best get hunting if you discover anything that might help us I'm all he is hmm what will you do if we actually manage to remove the tadpoles suppose we'd go our separate Separate Ways not a slight on your company of course wouldn't you like to know music boy home Baldur's Gate there's someone waiting for me there someone I have to reach as soon as possible um seems personal I want pry it's not something you want to talk about thank you a delicate matter not something for light conversation all right uh yeah has uh was twitch drops activated yes it was I don't know how to do it from a chat perspective though hello yes tell me about yourself who wants to tell magistrate back in the city it's all rather tedious hmm all right whenever I hear Magis uh a mind flayer I got PTSD from Divinity it's bound to be dangerous even if injured let's be careful because the magisters hello you approached the dying monster this is the thing that abducted you you could end its life here and now if only you didn't feel compassion compassion this isn't right step away you can't move can't think thinking is mercifully done for you it will be a joy to serve to die for it and honor it's possessing your mind forcing you to love it but then the feeling well it depends how is it the creature's mind seems to focus elsewhere I mean let's not let's not just all right look I mean how is it how does it look though like uh like without the armor let's just not jump to conclusions just yet you know I think we should be well informed in our decisions um I don't TR hey I've got a plus zero now my jack of all trades has canceled out my negative intelligence uh nah I Want to Break Free the monster lies exhausted defeated its eyes wet orange pearls radiate Joe no Joe yes listen I've seen I've seen some of you on Twitter I've seen some of you artists and your OCS don't act like you're not attractive leave it to die slowly this is not my place what's that visual novel love and tentacles oh they also changed this Quest there used to be a bunch of civilians from the nautiloy trying to save it because it tricked them into thinking that it was a loved one as well they they changed that sucker for love that's the one what can I do for you I want to play that game it seems fun seems like a Charming little time oh what is that what was that noise I'm suspicious okay nothing all right dead goblins no it's got goblins over there worth checking for supplies Maybe oh poor gobbles Goblin scimitar Goblin bow so so far I like I'm interested in how they differentiate these weapons because DND weapons like these are all just visually different from each other right like a short bow and a goblin short bow the only difference is Aesthetics I wonder if they're if that's the only difference or as we go on there will be functional differences it's unstable somehow squirrels violence magic Glitters and swirls from it erratically as malfunctioning it looks slightly dangerous hmm I'm gonna touch it ow oh a hand anyone here's actual best boy the best character slap the hand uh uh attune yourself to the sigil's magic then bit it to quiet down quiet down a seven that shouldn't be too bad right okay there we go finally I succeeded a roll guys I did it whatever you're doing it's working wonders now a quick little pull should do the trick [Music] hey there he is hello he's from Waterview too Water Deep apologies I'll be better at this hey no need to apologize oh you're all right a bit shocked but friend it's a relief and a pleasure to make your acquaintance say but I know you don't I in a manner of speaking you were on the North load as well I'm also from waterdeep I was yes and I can only assume you two were on the receiving end of a rather unwelcome insertion in the ocular region I credit larion as the best example of human does not mean boring because Gail is a human and I love Gail he's amazing uh freaking loser from Divinity is amazing and she's a human and uh what's his name the the hunter guy was also human he's super cool the badass uh he's also human so if and I love if and if and Ben Mez my beloved he's so [ __ ] cool uh so much of the the joke of like ah human Warrior is thrown around a lot it's like no it is not indicative of what a good character is and Larry is proof of that yeah most people I know are human yeah um couldn't have phrase it more repellently myself no you sugar coating it is there the uncertainty we speak of this parasite are you aware that after a period of excruciating gestation it will turn us into mind flayers it's a process known as ceramorphosis and let me assure you it is to be avoided if you don't happen to be a cleric by any chance do you a doctor surgeon uncannily address I love this I love the mocap animations seem to know enough about our condition to realize it's beyond most clerics skills no doubt but I find myself hoping to be in the presence of the few you don't happen to be one of them hmm I can tend to basic wounds and ailments but alien parasites I'm afraid not established few enough can it's not exactly a common Affliction I see the barn tags neuron activated how about we lend each other a helping hand once more and look for a Healer together sounds like a plan you're welcome to join me most excellent parasite shared is a parasite halved or something to that effect I love him but before you think you're about to embark on a journey with most ill-mannered a man thank you for pulling me out of that stone it was an act of four-sighted kindness I assure you I have a feeling ample opportunities will present themselves for me to return the favor I'm going to kiss this man if not romance then at least a bromance and he is a wizard so he is going to have all of the Spells evocation subclass let's see oh what do we go with that's a good question actually hmm oh man so question chat for those who know um can subclasses be respect [Music] yes yes yes yes yes yup okay all right then we know what we gotta do all right he's not level he gets the spell at level three he gets it at level three so for now we're gonna pick um uh ooh chromatic orb could be fun wait no do we get a level three level five yeah my mistake it's level five because at the third level spell that's my mistake the white thing with the bits divination for all your bad rules so far yeah shut up shut up you I'm great at rolls all right let's get magic Missile it's pretty nice and consistent [Music] um and some utility I don't want nothing but damaged spells featherfall that'll be good in prepared spells what do we not want no we don't want sleep Victor's got sleep already Thunder waves to get people away from him will be good which bolt is bad uh Mage Armor is gonna be good grease is good uh fog cloud and feather fall yeah actually oh man what's up false life is pretty good no Shield uh nah uh Shadow Hearts got Shield find familiar could be nice we'll be getting lots of spells don't worry I think the only other option I would want is potentially Tasha's hideous laughter it's some nice lockdown so later they have unique abilities now oh interesting okay maybe I'll have a uh someone be a ranger or something I don't know if I get a ranger style character I want to give them like a beast and Define familiar for now we're gonna go with this he's gonna be our lockdown nuker utility guy whereas I'm the more supportive utility also I'm curious yeah he seems like a 12 Charisma kind of guy yeah all right all right okay let us go who's the tank so far um Victor and Shadow heart are the front lines Victor is going to be an evasion tank he's a DEX tank for me and light on my feet Shadow heart is more traditional armor bass tank gonna smooch Lazelle lazelle's mean I don't like Lazelle maybe the maybe she's less mean in this just like with Shadow heart but so far she's very she's very bossy I don't like it not in a nice flavor what oh good catch I need a shovel to dig this up I need a shovel okay just get a lizard lizard's continual shout out to divinity she's mean but damagedy useful not worth it in my in my opinion [Music] why not why don't you dig with your bare hands Victor too good for it oh I might get dirt in my nails I I cannot I just recently got the manicured I have bare hands locked hold on let's see what's my sleight of hand my sleight of hand is plus five proficiency plus two with thieves tools and then thieves tools is a plus one that's uh no yes that's no my proficiencies are already added so it's gonna be a plus six a Starion plus seven okay he's gonna he's gonna be better at it all right all right you can pick the lock okay add bonus uh guidance guidance is a cancer why not all right assistant you're gonna be the lock picker I guess nope not enough oh oh [ __ ] guidance coming through go ahead and Escape just enough all right sweet have a look on my mind and well in it nice how long has guidance nine turns okay ten turns rather what is down here guidance is a good camp trip yeah arguably better than Bardock inspiration what's inside um scribes Quarter Staff candles it's like these candles I wonder what was so subversive about their words that they commanded protection guidance is arguably the best spell yeah especially considering it's a can trip another dagger I'm gonna give all my daggers to a Starion or Astorian so that he can throw them and I'll give some hand axes to you so you can throw them I'm pretty sure you're proficient yes martial weapons no you're not yes you are okay still alive and ax Quarter Staff what do you have you've got a Quarter Staff okay good see [Music] down by the river all right kill the chest apparently you can get drops just by watching it said something about after watching for two hours you can get a drop open Scroll of burning hands all right brazier a jug only human in the team of half elves and elves Ah that's true yeah we are all elves I think Shadow heart is a half elf pretty sure uh uh yeah she's a half elf historian is uh full Elf no I'm a half plate cup probably worth selling yeah astorian's a full album I didn't think anyone worshiped the Scribe of the Dead Jericho I don't know anything about the pan Pantheon of d d extension yeah the extension seems broken I don't know why hello hey I looted those so they don't have weapons that one does uh where's cunning action the darkness can be to our advantage hunting action hide yes and then advantage attack from him hiding mist did he see you yes he did okay in that case let's go over here and I'm going to inspire shadowheart and then I'll go over here and crossbow you disadvantage out of range okay it's fine it was a long shot get it you are gonna stand over here sacred flame radiant okay [Music] it was worth a shot and shield of Faith uh should he put yeah all right Shield of Faith yourself relaxation we go Tanki tank what's your AC now can I see your AC now is 18. sweet that's that's uh respectable Fireball silence that's okay she doesn't need to cast any more spells right now so here's a fun thing that they told that they uh in one of the panels from hell they the developer said that if you loot these skeleton bodies before they come up you actually take their items so if I had looted that uh entombed Warrior of his Scimitar he wouldn't have had it okay let's go stab this man can we flank so that's a flank delicious is this flanking what did I okay I guess I just stabbed The Ground by accident all right then huh I will disengage wait I have no movement speed I'm done I'm I'm pretty dumb whoa philanthropist thank you for gifting 10 Subs it's much appreciated also thank you I haven't been reading donors and stuff uh notifications thank you too serious bear machine Stars uh qg duck for the hundred bits not sure if this has been asked but would a crap guy to Baldur's Gate be a thing yes it would be a thing it's called the crap guy to DND uh Vera bot thank you for the bits this is uh a loan please repay three times the amount by tomorrow interest is very high no I will run for my from my debts art is art dreams gone mad Shone Sean Lord rakodus saber shock only Pugsley no face Nick pleasantly grim Bliss Authority volo's guide to complete [ __ ] thank you for the six months of Mace and Men Sarabi Jun the White Fang Halbert thank you all and thank you the furland therapist so much for gifting the subs it's much appreciated let's go stab this guy and flourish and miss and is there no flanking rules in this threatened what is threatened an enemy is close has disadvantage on ranged tackle okay no flanking interesting uh blessing of the trickster Grant another creature advantage on stealth checks neat Miss okay can I is this gonna cause an attack of opportunity no okay uh okay it's concentration so I can't put it on multiple people yeah see here um oh no never mind you can't use uh never mind I guess they gave it back to uh am I thinking of something else I'm thinking of Tasha's guy Tasha's guide made it so that um any bardic inspiration as an optional rule can be added to your damaged role which basically makes Valor Bard useless oh Doom okay let's go over here to not be silenced and let's do a magic Missile push push hey they also fix magic Missile uh in Early Access in one of the builds that I played magic Missile went at an arc and could be could like be blocked by a wall which if you know magic Missile is not supposed to miss that's its whole gimmick it's not supposed to do that so now it just pads its way to the enemy which is great Valor applies Bardock inspiration to damage though yes it does but Tasha's guide added an optional rule for you to do that no matter what Bard which makes useless um so it's a good thing that this game didn't do that what's the most useful early spells for Wizard in your opinion magic Missile sleep um let's see featherfall most definitely uh Mage Armor I should have cast major armor Mage Armor is definitely one mate's hand you can't really go wrong uh Raya Frost is pretty good cantrip um you can't really go wrong there's a lot of good spells Greece is good what are some actually I think it would be easier to count what what are some bad spells to avoid let's see um wizard spells let's see wizard spells guidance is good Bane is good true strike is bad don't get true strike uh Chill Touch Is Not Great it's okay but you don't expect the enemy to heal much anyway uh burning hands I would say is mediocre absorb elements is okay let's see uh false life is okay goodberry is very good um actually Goodberry's okay as well it's only good if your your DM is running a game where like hunger is going to be an important thing floating disc is nice utility hideous laughter is nice ice ice knife all right hot take I don't think ice knife is all that good cause it's like I don't know actually I take it back ice knife is okay it's not amazing it's just okay uh long striders underrated I would say long stretches like 10 bonus move speed can be pretty good uh Ray of sickness it's just whatever actually I would say Ray of sickness is bad there are quite a few things that resist poison Rave sickness is bad don't go don't do Rave sickness um Thunder Wave is all right which bolt is pretty bad because you have to spend your action to keep doing the damage um you might think oh but it's efficient you don't have to spend spell slots but there are better spells out there uh I don't think it's worth spending an action to keep doing it and like there are better spells out there I think wishbolt is bad but yeah there's too many spells most of them are good yeah just use a cantrip yeah uh I'll Mage Armor it's a little is this too late no it's never too late to make armor oh that's good most cantrips outdo which bolt yeah like which bolt you gotta spend a spell slot to cast it first of all and then you got to spend your actions to keep it up which means you can't really cast anything else yeah which bolt is better for sorcerer for twincast agreed uh so will this proc and attack of opportunity do you even do attack of opportunity I'm gonna stab you nice good sneak attack can't stay idle I'm gonna stab you as well and I'm gonna I'm in a healing word wait I'm out of am I out of spell slots where's my healing word oh I'm silenced that's it inward myself there we go you will go and Bash wait you are a cleric you should have Channel Divinity yeah what do you have uh turn Undead [Music] invoke duplicity distract your enemies with an illusion pray turn all Undead that can see you [Music] I guess two is fine get turned that one can't see me okay well it was just looking away I simply pretend I do not see it we have advantage don't Auto sneak attack why don't I want to sneak attack you don't do it oh how does that work then why is that option there you need to hide I thought sneak attack procs when there's an ally nearby as well you need advantage that's not how sneak attack works you just need an ally nearby either advantage or Ally yeah guys I play DMD you don't need to back seat look here I'll show you let's see is there is there a thing that shows what sneak attack does hold on check the description of the ability you can also use this attack if you have an ally within five feet of the Target and you don't have disadvantage thank you do I need to do I need to bring out the the no back seat sticker you know the one that's obnoxious and actually interrupts the the stream all the time I'll put your binky in chat we're gonna put you in the and put you in the Cradle let's see come on jump not the binky okay let's just get right here swap to our sword and let's Dash up to you all right the entire chat is put in timeout yep fireballs it's good that it pads you to the area where you can do it that's nice and convenient there we go Firebolt I do want to see the sticker it's actually not that obnoxious it's just like a little actually let's see where is it um I mean it's not gonna it's not gonna stop people from back seating I've reminded I've had the command for back seat going and like an entire site about let's see joecat.net Slash back seat like I even made a page on my website of what I consider backseating like show up in the chat as a link of what I consider back seating but no one's gonna read that no one cares it's just an unfortunate part of streaming that people are just gonna backseat sadly hey I got a tip if you guys are given tips I got a tip for you maybe you can buy the game it's for sale it's it's all it's uh available on Steam right now you can buy the game and then you can play it I think that's a pretty good idea don't you foreign I did but I don't have space waiting for it to install you know what that's valid let's do a pew pew pew the only good tip that I've seen in chat is someone that I saw earlier that was like you can finish the encounter if you kill all the enemies now that's a base tip uh Bash it's a banger tip I wouldn't have known otherwise you need to stop running how far is this nope let's go here my laptop is potato so I can't get it unfortunate all right back seat away then that justifies it foreign either wanted you to not uh not to sneak attack for role-playing reasons I don't know why the game doesn't have an action that defaults to sneak attack if possible but just attacks normally otherwise but maybe there was some obscure technical reason I don't know yeah I don't know either I don't know programming I'm not a programmer I'm just a gamer if they say this is how it works I'm gonna trust them I will give my opinions of course of like how things feel and what I would like but at the end of the day I can't I can't say how things should be or what should be possible isn't rules as written 5V that you have to choose when you attack uh maybe what I would like for them to do is to do it like uh Celesta where you can pick like when the attack goes off you can decide same thing with reactions I don't like how this game does Reactions where you have to activate the reaction ahead of time um like you have to have it active rather than you deciding when the reaction would cry you don't need to do that what do you mean you can change reactions yeah but you have to you have to preemptively choose right change reaction settings let me see hold on uh gameplay where is it I didn't know that interface is that it dialogue it's on character sheets okay so let's say if I skills detailed View inventory spell book tab reactions ask oh good you know what good this is good I didn't know I don't know why it's in the Spellbook tab that's a little obtuse I feel like that shouldn't be there what now because it's Spellbook and I was thinking wait those are just for spells also a little bug report whenever I swap characters and then go to reactions it closes you did it chat you helped thank you student back seat though only so here's the thing here's my rule it's okay to give tips if I ask like if I explicitly ask and I'm asking chat that's totally okay but when I'm just like figuring things out uh uh rising from the dead just to protect some dustier bubbles fun that was front seat driving advice yeah exactly why is it automatically ask off I don't know I I know as much as you guys actually that's not true I know more because I'm smart a lot of effort to hide one sarcophagus here lies the guardian of tombs through knowledge comes atonement just a brief respite hmm foreign why do I have blood on me I fought skeletons I have a question for thee Oh I was stabbed single Mortals in life oh quite the question so he has spoken what he are you talking about a little spooked by the crawling out of the Tomb pit a peaceful Undead interesting attack hmm they all spoked by the crawling out of the tombin what are you I am not the same as those thou Hast slain if that is what they'll ask us wilt thou answer my question hmm ask away again what is the worth of a single life hmm nice one of those currency each life is of infinite value and Merit sacrificing everything for the only life that matters is mine depends on the Mortal a life is worth only as much as the Legends remember it hmm I like that depends on the person's deeds and depends on the mortal Legends can be lies that's the that's the thing that I'm like questioning number seven um but then again you know a life with a lot of worth can be a life a lot of like worth like in good ways or bad ways you know a life is worth only as much as the Legends remember it a life and how it is lived a different equations very well I am satisfied we have met and I Know Thy face we will see each other again at the proper time and place and hopefully with a better recording session where we had with different recordings oh there he goes limbering off what's his name Withers Withers all right then well oh money sweet Soul coin these coins can power infernal engines okay silver ingot Scroll of expeditious retreat I wonder what it's worth hmm what was the deal with that guy maybe he just likes asking 20 Questions maybe he likes to play maybe he's looking for maybe he's speed dating you know you sit in a sarcophagus for a few Millennia you start to get a little lonely and you just want to skip you know to to figuring out who the person is you don't want to do the dating nonsenses just tell me who you are so that I can know if we're compatible or not all right no If We Vibe let's just skip to the part where we're sitting on the couch eating potato chips watching our favorite TV shows on Netflix can we just do away with all the nonsense traps can we just skip to that part where we're like farting on the same couch and not even worrying about it and just making jokes you know I get it I get it hell that's all that's how Echo got me she was just like let's just hang out and not even worry about small talk and just be ourselves hmm I don't like this this is like a trap room waiting to happen who's got the best perception I love this so much perception zero perception three perception zero perception zero we are all just completely clueless all right the book of dead gods uh a Syrian picked that [Music] 'd be thick for Skeleton Key ten you can do that right guidance you can do that easy yeah there we go [ __ ] 22. let's move the names of dead Gods most of them unfamiliar and unpronounceable fill the pages of this ancient Tome several entries of last page have been stricken through the final three thoroughly enough to be completely illegible someone's trying to hide something wait secrets of the sundering you've gained a point of inspiration use it to try again when you fail a role sweet so what was that that you had Gail I want to read lore there we go uh inspiration unlock and read the book of dead gods dialogue quests I wanna I wanna see it though you're gonna have a Max of four Inspirations if you're at your max Inspirations complete background goals only grants experience okay okay so there's not additional lore or anything about that heavy chest this is good here I hope Scroll of protection from Good and Evil three of them okay I'm Gonna Get Rich when I sell all this loot has them oh nothing Venture no time to rest death never mind it's good that it lets you know this fall will kill you what could happen we're gods what's this what's this what's this oh it's where we came from so pretty sure that's all that's down here yeah I can't look that way so all right cool it's a good little mini Adventure ah how are my spell thoughts I got one level one two level ones one level one I can maybe do one more encounter maybe but I'm not gonna risk it moving in I I'm gonna long rest go to Camp check in with companions yeah let's go do that camp at your Camp you can take a long rest and fully heal yeah mugwort invasive plans for the sword Coast whose is this who had this plain unturned note this map of the sword Coast sprawls from the deep force of tether to the Fright a frigid spine of the world topography worn by ancient ink and the constant trade between Mortal lands whose is this who's oh this was on the nautiloid probably Amulet of lost voices oh it gives me speak with dead yeah I'll wear it give the bar the ability to speak with the dead that'll work out what's in these okay nothing nothing oh you're just here hello we meet again as predicted how do you fight show me here in La camp for whenever thou Hast need of my services okay uh uh I'm not gonna be rude but what are you there are many answers to that question none are important skeleton skeletons aren't supposed to be able to talk correct [Laughter] are you going to explain further no I love him attack what kind of servers can a skeleton offer a mending of the threads between life and death should vowel any of thy compatriots perish I will cleave so to body once more oh that's incredibly powerful magic why is it so easy for you because it is my calling there is little else to explain okay but why would you want to do that oh change my respect hey [Music] um you mentioned a cost what is it a matter of coin that's it that's outrageous such is life outrage leading to a singular damn 200 yeah that's kind of cheap that's four health potions like you mean the cost of bringing someone back from the dead is just a couple of bottles of Tylenol all right I'm not gonna complain but like why traveler's chest so this is probably storage huh there it is there's the twitch jobs Drake General die combine this with dye uh with an equipment item to alter the you can dye clothes yo that's pretty cool hold on let's see equip how do you look oh my God good Lord wait can I ah there we go censored down to my skivvies a true bard that's great that you can pick what underwear you want to wear so what is this Chatterbox Tavern so what what is this then if this is my armor what is this is that outfit I presume it's like a vanity part there we go yes it is Vanity I see that's good I like that so you can still keep the look of something while having armor now that's a Bard it's a glamor plate yeah cool cool I like that so how do I die custom Gale combine with this Drake General die combine this die with an equipped item okay so is it just a random color okay so I have to play with set NPCs or you can make your own companions you can make uh you have to play with NPCs I think but if you play multiplayer you can have your own companions in your friends again I'm scared of what it's gonna do if I combine if I combine it again I I worry about wasting it okay so it's a specific okay that's what the color is all right well that was a waste um that's fine plumbly clothes oh oh I kind of like that actually a lot better so how does this look I'm gonna waste some more hopefully I can get more oh it comes in different styles Maybe no this is just what's in my inventory I do like that Shadow Hearts clothes oh that's a sterions I see so what is it how does it look I took a starion's clothes I see so then a Starion by I see okay turn it on whoops well then I'm Gonna Keep uh I'm gonna keep this on so what happens actually I'm gonna quick save in case I don't like it okay it's just red and yellow all right I actually don't like that I'm gonna reload it's purple for twitch chat oh it's the red Prince's colors that makes a lot of sense that makes a lot of sense that's why it's called the the prince's thingy I thought we get to pick the colors we do but this was a specific uh die I think I think dyes are like color sets perhaps so Drake General die a die created by Imperial die master sigurd and his Apprentice Aurora for those who wish to stride valiantly into the world of life with Adventure sweet Periwinkles undergarments whoops whoops no no no no no Chatterbox Indigo clothes manipulated into elaborate patterns mark this outfit wear as a Gregorius Observer litzer and conversationalist cool wonderful peculiar clothing chest oh ah Cape of the red Prince I'll be sad hell yeah show helmet how do I show oh I can't do vanity with this ah so what happens what if I wear this equip [Music] pick and choose I gotta do All or Nothing there's gotta be a way right needle ah it's um her needle uh her dagger I forget her name The Goth elf girl sabil I love sabile loot of the Merryweather bard so what's the difference between this and the other loot it's the loot oh it's loses oh says loot I gotta I Gotta Wear low says loot an old loot that hums with the voices of numerous Sprites and spirits I got it I gotta use her loot wow so then what's the last one I think the only thing missing is ifen bewildering adventurers pack food tasteful boots yeah the only thing missing is something from ifen [Music] those aren't boots yeah they're slippers foreign [Music] I should probably just like store these in the chest yeah keep it well endowed camp supply pack I sorting options Supply pack put food in here to [Music] mask of the shape shifter this is fans magic of this mask comes from its uh gory provenance and makes it perfect for Discerning actors sleuth or person with a mirror and Time to Kill gives you shape shift yeah that's a mask from Divinity if I've ever seen one hell yeah not to be confused with the Face Ripper wow femma Dragonborn uh I don't look like a Dragonborn hold on let me just there we go yeah yeah it's pretty sick it can be everything Femme strong human sweet is it it's just oh until long rest okay wait you spell disguise how many times can I use this can I use this infinitely doesn't look to have any that's incredibly powerful well wait a minute that's really strong huh oh it's a ritual spell okay never mind is it it doesn't say it is a legendary because like all these other things they're like recovers on a short rest uses a spell slot [Music] because if I if I do like for for instance if I do sleep right here if I can't sleep uh not sleep let's do healing word on myself right that uses up a spell slot but this doesn't I don't it doesn't say anything about it being a ritual spell [Music] yeah I can just do it I can just I can just cast it wow is that for playing is that because I have a Divinity save is that where I got that so where's ifan's thing if all of this is all the other characters could they just not figure out what to give Ethan [Music] deluxe edition upgrade oh I didn't buy the deluxe edition unless it comes with Early Access [Music] all right comes with Early Access gotcha all right neat neat and sweet I'll learn how to manage my inventory though it's uh so if I put if I store my clothes can I do I still have access to them uh let's see if I put this in here uh no I do not okay so then yeah because hysterian's clothes are in here no they're not what wait I'm confusion what the heck oh they are okay there we go I just needed to sort them um so sort by type if I put say what else hat in there dexterity save and flows plus one pretty good uh simple robes that's not vanity semi-strong free spell yeah not just semi-strong that's incredibly strong I just got to remember to use it so then if I go to the underwear I have access to all of these netherreese briefs energy crackles around these Gale wouldn't surely he didn't enchant this meow meow meow hello I've discovered how it goes one of my party members has Enchanted briefs he was hiding them from you no they're just enchanted with something but we don't know what oh energy crackles around these Gail wouldn't surely he didn't enchant his uh I can see all my companions underwear which if pants could brood I feel like this is an invasion of privacy uh embroidered into the cloth if you're reading this you manage to bed or behead me either way you should you got lucky amazing channelers trunks where underwear of this type was commonly worn by Mages powerful enough to broadcast their likeness across many planes of existence the these are his whole underwear collection no these are all the different party members but this one is a twitch reward this is this is for uh the special um twitch integration thing underwear of this type was commonly worn by Mages powerful enough to broadcast their likeness across the many planes of existence it's streamer underwear and this one Periwinkle undergarments This Charming piece is Hue reminds of the flowers often sprouting from Anonymous Graves uh wonderful amazing who's at your party uh uh far a brooding cleric okay so does that mean a brooding cleric a gay Elven vampire uh very funny friendly man and yeah that's it so far yeah I just wanted to come see how how it goes I'm enjoying myself it's like you're having a great time all right I love everyone I love you a bunch I can make lunch I need things yeah actually hmm plus no we're out of cheese oh we're out of cheese and out of spinach oh I should have got someone who was at the store what about a pizza yeah can you put everything on it yeah throw everything on it again but like we got we still got like spinach and greens right with a little bit of greens okay we can throw some greens on there and then and the pepperonis are still in the fridge I don't like onions okay okay thank you I love you I love you yeah I'm in full gamer mode I'm eating pizza I'm playing video games this is great A Story and what are you reading so we've picked listen I wouldn't judge magic is volatile who has pizza without cheese no we like to put extra cheese what she means is we don't we're out of cheese slices that we use on our sandwiches and stuff Bowl might be useful wart salt of mugwort okay slices of cheese yeah I mean it's easier than grating the cheese table oh lots of storage look at that bottle rack mm-hmm I need a quick word little burst in Magic are you hey what's that supposed to mean I'm not why do you ask no matter to worry the unlettered over you meet any Elder Wizards let me know there is a matter I'd like to seek advice on from a master hmm interesting rotten fish water barrels they've still got Elemental barrels like from bucket all right thus begins our journey of bucket collection we will be able to store so many things in these buckets the start of a long and arduous Journey where's Shadow heart there she is can we put it on our head can we equip it no no we can't equip the bucket I've heard you can't get blood from a stone but apparently you can get a wizard from one Gail seems interesting hmm I want to talk about all that's happened to us fine what's on your mind uh how am I holding up in your estimations I must admit the prize unpleasant one few and far between for me besides you saved my life aboard the nautilite how can I do anything but sing your praises I am so fascinated at their animation system did they mocap individual dialogue lines it doesn't seem like they're using a procedural system because they line up too well right did they make a unique mocap just for that line yes my oh my God that's like it's scary and press like it's scary as in I don't even want to think about the amount of Labor and time that's spent that was spent doing that that's that Wizard's money wow so I'm sure they do have some procedural animations going on like the the canned animation that they you know can reuse over and over your you know your BioWare style stuff but that dialogue with her just now that was a unique animation made for that specific line reading like that's what I mean by that was specifically Mo capped like BioWare all their a lot of their animations are mocap too but it's a lot of reused animation and procedural stuff and like combined animations you know like oh this is a head nod with hand wave but no this was that line was specifically mocapped with that motion in mind and that's insane I'll give it a shot uh do you want to end the day uh you have enough camp supplies to restore all hit points on spell slots yes they got paid true oh hey Gail what's up go to hell oh hmm and good evening to you too you're a good sport go to hell oh my God everyday expression ah so trivial it's almost meaningless I forgot I unequipped in hell I see hmm it's real it isn't trivial I did not think that we I guess it makes sense at night we would be in our casual clothes uh hmm um hmm what's on your mind Gail devils dragons mind flayers there used to be abstracts pictures on a piece of paper What A Difference A Day Makes now we have tadpoles slithering through our heads like carnivorous feet high that's not abstract also the twitch integration is working now you can see all the different character stats in their inventory and such and their equipment twitch integration is working yay you can see all the loot that I have on my character and all the nothing all the other characters have I need to redistribute the loot hmm too worried or find someone who can help us that's the spirit let's be up with a log find a Healer before the wee one gets hungry I think I might move chat down just a bit I just don't want to get in the way of any of the UI okay uh a Starion I'm so so sorry uh you should wear some clothes here you can wear the twitch outfit there you go yeesh actually what is I don't have no yours is in storage I'll I'll go I'll go get it sorry moving ahead how dare you put clothes on a Starion listen I don't wanna I don't want him to be cold I want to have a word all right let's see uh Boop there we go it's kind of similar to mine but that's fine your magician seems understandable don't say I'm a fan either the Knight normally means bustling streets bursting taverns oh I shouldn't have happened I thought it was just reuse dialogue my bad a little novel hmm sorry I skipped it because I thought it was reuse dialogue we'll need to be fresh tomorrow I'm in no place to rest yet today has been you can see his bite marks I need some time to think things through to process this you see I'll keep watch okay hmm I'm not tired yet I'll sleep later is it yourself sweet dreams chat being thirsty so that means that you whatever it takes you are wearing Gail's outfit so you should wear your outfit Gail was wearing yours you know what yeah I was wondering why Gail was yeah I was like huh Gail that's an interesting fit how does she look with other wear not too bad you know starion's clothes yeah she pulls the white shirt off pretty well what about the this oh it's like a corset that's cute Gail looks good in it though true I'll give them their Canon outfits now rest for the wicked I see no no Gail uh how do I can I not salutations select uh oops what is do I need to be nearby [Music] is that a bug there we go yeah I think it's just a bug okay uh out of my mind well in it you that does not fit you a story and I'm sorry yeah I think it's a bug UI is a little bit buggy it seems go and then Gail there we go everyone's in their Cannon fit sweet doing the rounds are you you'd better get some rest what were you two talking about hmm [Music] what do you mean you and Gail [Music] [Laughter] we were just discussing the next steps I see I'd be careful with Gail hmm [Music] I'm gonna be honest if anyone has me concerned it's you you haven't exactly been open about yourself I have my reasons they're nothing for you to be concerned about either way be careful you never know what length someone might take to solve this little problem of ours you seem reliable I think you know how important it is that we find someone who can cure us best if we focus on that you seem to be interested a lot in my business for someone who doesn't want to share your own hmm agreed the sooner we find someone to help us the better good we might even get lucky and find one right away as I see it we're overdue some good fortune rest well fate spins along as it should we vote uh in Dialogue on Twitter seem to be in need of my services yeah uh I don't have that on because I want to pick my own choices I might turn it on for some of them but I don't have it on right now all right and here is how Camp Works basically you use food and to account for Supply points if you don't full up uh fill up all the supplies you don't fully rest so let's do fruits uh poutine Sun dappled Pala yeah there we go so you need all 40 points of camp supplies to have a full rest so that's what we're gonna do yeah it makes food useful yeah and Divinity it wasn't all that useful it gave you minor Buffs and healed you a little bit okay new day a new dawn can we romance with us I don't think so hello oh entangled okay it is a Twisted Vine all right good to know Hello friends it even is and what about the Crypt I'm telling you the way he puts his hand forward and it's like a Chris Murray and bartner be trying to break in for days now we jump got ourselves competition already that's our ship hmm I think the ship's an invasion Force the only thing you owe is your life oh that [ __ ] that ship's full of monsters I wouldn't go near it guidance ooh come on guidance come on guidance yes well uh in that case come on you lot no point in getting killed second worm gets the cheese and all um second mouse gets the cheese no nobody's getting any damn cheese now move it now what I'm not gonna do you're more cunning the new look I thought we had a fight in our hands thank you now what I'm not gonna do is I'm not gonna go back and kill them to min max my experience gain oh as some people would do oh [ __ ] Gail friend no you okay okay yeah you're fine right okay sweet uh unless is a bug I think this is bug hold on [Music] uh hmm yeah that was just a bug okay well then let's loot this place let's see what's around carrots wooden crate this is what they showed in one of the uh the Showcases of sneaking around and pushing this crate onto one of the enemies I am going to play this in character for rat as well which he is more so a pat he's not a pacifist but he would prefer to not kill or fight anyone so can I jump in there let's jump shall we hi yeah okay refactor oh God all right Bandits sick cool alrighty then so what happens if I do use sneak attack when I don't have sneak attack because like with this it's just an attack four to nine will it just not proc the sneak attack and just do four to nine sneak attack oh it just won't let me do it it won't even let me do it accidentally so I don't even have to worry about pressing it wrong actually here's what I'm gonna do can't delay my oh okay here I'm gonna get close let's move that's a Starion that's not rat whoops um rat can I not can I not select you I would like to there we go I had it's because I had the dagger selected all right so I'm gonna stab you and then a Starion you are going to sneak attack stab oh all right and then we're going to cutting action Dash away into the pockets still on my face it is not right click it is left click if you got a back seat you could at least be correct or try to be correct in your tips [Music] hamstring movement speed reduced by 50 percent oh we got a barbarian here oh God okay Mage Armor first thing [Music] and then uh I'm just get into a position to attack and then you hi resisted because rage Shield of faith on hold on let's see what's everyone's AC at you are 16 14. I need a shield or something I don't think I'm proficient with shields actually I don't think about it uh martial weapons armor I am proficient with shields huzzah I need a shield a shield would be good so I can dodge more 16 14 14. okay uh let's put Shield of faith on yourself oil barrel I know what I'm shooting next okay okay let's see first can I move items between inventory skull burning hands expeditious Retreat grease protection Rave and feeblement actually I'm Gonna Keep the Scrolls as The Bard I'm going to keep all the utilities but Starion you're gonna go here and you're going to fire bolt that Barrel now that's some larion game design and they're dead wonderful wonderful wonderful wonderful oh why do you not have you need an offhand friendo you need to equip that next turn hide nothing will stand in my way and a step missed okay cool flourish all right great kill yourself okay all right um let's see Thunder Wave can I do a Thunder Wave without hitting uh my friends let's see hopefully it's gonna get a little close hold on let me turn off highlights so I can see who it's actually hitting Highlights Highlights Highlights Highlights Highlights Highlights uh turn based highlight um circles so then I hope hopefully this means it will show yeah oh it doesn't even affect allies creatures are objects I don't think it affects allies Let's test it out yeah all right sweet okay that's pretty good still dealt damage even if they made the save guiding bolts Target is close so it's just normal attack of opportunity inflicts wounds would be good nice and that's how you kill a barbarian a raging Barbarian inflict wounds okay can I sneak I must have Advantage okay I will have Victor go up to it to stab him first and then a Starion you can go up here and go stab that man nice quite well Revival isn't such a can I get a cure wounds please thank you and Gail you can drink a potion can I like to go here and then drink someone else I'm gonna send a few two yeah split split split three distribution of items there we go what else could they have uh protection from Good and Evil I could split this one give this to each person Boop and Boop only Joe cat does a dungeon run reverse am I doing it in reverse well then you know what it's how it was meant to be played just to say however you want Journeys Through the Jungle the sun had just Fallen below the Horizon when I first heard its call oh it's a story okay oh okay just two pages a thousand Reed pipes at once whistling a single beautiful terrible song said jaw it's coming jaw dropped her pack and scurried up the nearest biter with a bit more effort I climbed a tree of my own and the two of us surveyed the grassy ground beneath oh there was there it was again above and beneath and all around so close my skull vibrated from the sound the ferns and foliage under me rippled and swayed jaw held a finger to her lips and demanded my silence and in one motion it snatched her a Vine a tentacle it hardly mattered the hunter had found its prey Jaws screamed swelled and then faded as uluth along dragged her away I leapt down to give Chase but the creature left no mark behind the grasses were untrampled the shrubs unbroken and only the memory of that harrowing call to guide me who loose along all right that and that leather boots leather gloves a javelin good to throw and a great Club all right we can give the javelins to our friend there a leather armor all right simple jerkin basically the same Barton drow poison okay let's get all those torga yeah these rules so we've had a bag of holding all right I'm gonna try it I'm gonna oh lock pick impossible okay maybe we could hit it sturdy okay interesting interesting but now okay okay uh type here I'm going to sort by weight and I'm going to give the heaviest to Shadow heart so that I am not so heavy uh there we go dark mind why do I have these can I throw it What's it gonna do path interrupted Shadow heart get out of the way whoops maybe I should throw it at someone oh it's a brain spend it in cerebral cerebrospinal fluid maybe I shouldn't throw these just in case if they can be saved travelings to you sometimes you get juice gross yeah I need to find a vendor quick so I can sell some of this stuff thank you a mind is a terrible thing to waste to you but it could get the enemy all goopy and juicy lever a path lies before me let's have a look final breath here we go love your content thanks dense rows of scrawled text a few legible entries seem to detail the names and final words of numerous individuals come see this it's move mashpeener laboratory explosion froth Cress way laid in a Neverwinter alley you're blocking my light Donna re uh water to have havian feather lung don't know what that is probably a horrifying creature actually I'm going to be right back uh I need to use the bathroom be right back chat foreign foreign can't decide what character to make first I know right there we go let's Explore More oh a torch okay and so I pulled the lever and an openness cheese that'll fit in my pack cheese oh what happened who's that oh just another Bandit okay Adorn never a dull moment let's do a little bit of mockery shall you your father was a hamster and your mother smelled the elderberries oh can I not reach can I not do it from here but you can see me right what if I go here and then vicious there we go pernicious putrifying wonderful good job Brett and I'm gonna play music oh can't move because people are in the way what if I jumped yeah there we go can't reach okay uh Dash laughs what are you gonna do nothing cause you got over here you got disadvantage that's what oh you're out of spell slots already I've been using all your stuff I'm sorry Shadow heart s foreign his name is Victor his nickname is rat yeah sorry [Music] I uh the d d version of him I call him by his nickname more often Miss no breathing we're getting strike well save these it's just one guy the all-inspire is starting wow meow oh it looks great it looks amazing it's got a lot of meat because we didn't have any other cheese that's okay can you bring me a fork yeah thank you no just a fork yes chat that's right I eat pizza with a fork like a civilized person because I don't want grease all over my keyboard foreign I'm not gonna touch my keyboard with the same fingers I touch my pizza water oh yes please thank you I love you so much you're doing so much for me thank you I'm playing video games use a napkin a napkin doesn't get rid of all the grease I'd rather play it safe yeah go oh anything else you want before I head back to Pierce I would kiss but you got a face mask on I don't want to mess it up I love you much I love you a bunch okay your love and affection yay okay let's go Shadow heart Bandit key hmm I'm gonna eat a few bites of my pizza and I'm gonna mute myself so you don't have to hear my gross mouth sounds no more prayers no new silence it Lonesome to be a forgotten God who are those prayers for normally the patron God is obvious here foreign [Music] oh you know what's a cool interesting touch see how I can see all this stuff because I'm playing Victor because he's a he's a half elf and he has dark vision Gail does not notice it's completely dark here fun little things haha Elven superiority open up laughs can't slow down foreign you do not recognize the language on the plaque foreign what's that [Applause] oh you should mind my step foreign I'll take that tool to do I can do a 10. I can beat a 10. I can do 10 all I need I need a five five is easy five is easy yeah come on guidance guidance guidance guidance yeah yeah all right see I got a five laughs we're back here again this is a place with all the skellingtons hey I wonder if I can speak with dead with the skellingtons they're cognizant enough tomb scribe I wanna I Wanna Know nope corpse too damaged can't Target Undead nope all right it's speak with dead not speak with Undead all right interesting it brought us back here cool and kill them a little more uh fortunately unfortunately I think they've been tainted by necromancy and no longer count as part of the Dead watch how you go that's a trap foreign watch your back I wonder what the next move is [Music] how considered okay well you saw all the traps so I guess that's good hmm I'm ready all right don't step on the Trap please no time to waste perception failed okay luckily we seem to see most of the important traps oh Castle I might lost in thought DM do I see any traps you don't see any traps okay great it's my pleasure okay what now never wanted the easy path it seems safe as far as you can tell Gail's in the way okay I'm gonna I'm just gonna I'm just gonna jump over this huh why am I failing to perceive in this section I'm scared of the game okay all right I think we can end turn-based mode okay all right let's get going phew hey it's the front door look at that wow amazing all right I think that little dungeon delving is finished let's bring this to Victor so he can drink it he's the only one who's hurt Swift as my feet can carry me now I still like the the out this outfit so then what else oh there's that way whoops I want to go that way that away this trap can't hurt me because I can't see it I remember this is Lazelle there she is yellow was a toad ice is ugly oh she's Green's dangerous leave it for the Goblins to kill and if it escapes how will you oh a guest skull pounds in response to the prisoner's white hot stare her lips don't move hear her voice get rid of them um oh God you've caught behind me save yourselves upon us okay ten I can do a ten I need a five come on dice don't feel me now oh [ __ ] oh guidance coming in clutch yet again out of here enough well you never learn I'm gonna I'm just gonna shut my mouth next time I get a low roll like something like a 10 or lower I'm gonna shut my mouth say please never all right then well then I guess I'm just going to go exploring observe and listen able intellect unsurprising release me or enjoy future Escape what does cake mean mind players the atrocities we are becoming coming there's no hope for us is there I know a remedy release me and I will share it say please you try my patience you try my good-naturedness I might not be so nice if you are not nice to me back is Lazelle romanceable every character is every party character is romanceable the more it consumes my people possess the cure for this infection I must find a crash you will join me Kim she obviously sees your kindness as weakness don't let her take advantage and you don't hmm I thought you already had a cure with you right here pity that um I accepted your fantasy is not my burden hmm a simple thank you wouldn't go amiss you may as well suggest a wyvern bow to worms The Cure I offer will suffice is thanks and what exactly is a crash things very and grounds that's a shelter yes Yankee protocol is clear when infected with a gay tadpole we must report to a Gusto for purification hmm all right we'll journey together but I'm not going to like it you are full up dismiss your weakest Warrior ah all right then please ale stay at Camp very well the horned ones mentioned a camp one there this zoril has seen GIF Yankee a question a crush be near I must interrogate this story our very lives depend on it I will be at your camp do not keep me waiting wow uh oh wait I keep forgetting historian you where two daggers yeah toggle dual wield offhand attack so yeah there we go sweet she's not a dummy mommy she's just mean she's just rude have you guys count that as dummy mommies I'm concerned I hear shouting up ahead we should check it out hooray use dig on dirt Mound yay is there supposed to be an animation there Mommy I want to go back and dig up stuff we're here where was it where was it there was two over here there there's one nothing also his sword is stuck in his hand it seems [Music] I don't think his sword's supposed to be out right now yeah she's not sassy she's just rude me saying okay I'll dismiss my my weakest Warrior and then telling Lazelle to go to Camp that's sassy saying you are weak and I hate you and I hope you die uh but I'll help you anyway because you helped me but I won't say thanks because you don't deserve it that's not being sassy I don't know what you guys consider being sassy but you need to raise your standards I can make her worse yeah maybe she doesn't need fixing maybe she's just not my speed I'm no engineer we're gonna see the goblins open the bloody gate nobody gets in cephalos orders that pack of goblets will be honest any second what's going on goblets are on our tail open the gates therefore now you let goblins here where is The Druids please there's no time we got nine Hells open the gates now unfortunately these are no article uh sword Coast goblins so they are evil they are the stereotypical goblins that kill and plunder and pillage hey provoke the blade oh that's a new one he wasn't uh in the Early Access that I played he was like much later on sweet all right let's see put a creature that's not how sleep Works sleep is an area huh I guess they must have changed it to better suit this uh this game sleep is supposed to be an area of effect why is it where's the it still is can't I well why is it having me select oh I have I can select individuals is that right no okay it's there first level but where's the circle area like you know how for example with um Thunder Wave there's like a circle yeah there should be a small circle where's the small circle that's what I'm wondering about I don't know that's weird they changed it maybe too many hit points Target is out of sight yeah it's Target select now it's not an AOE anymore don't know how I feel about that it's like it makes it better but I'm like oh but it's not faithful I like it when spells are faithful not that it not that being faithful makes it inherently better but I don't know I just like it when spells are more uh like their DND counterparts I don't know how helpful for ones who haven't played D I guess so all right I'll sleep these three this does make it objectively better it used to be a circle yeah that's how the spell works in the tabletop okay maybe I am gonna like it in a gameplay point of view but chat speed kind of slow I don't think chat's being slow people some people just don't want to chat and that's okay they just want to watch they're not obligated to chat they can just watch or listen they might be doing some other stuff I'm ready okay let's take care of some of the garblins by shooting them Vantage hi defense let's take care of the small fry first [Music] yeah paint D minis let's take care of the bug bear yeah missed okay great okay I'm gonna go jab I'm gonna climb up this to get ready to stab yeah I much prefer a slower chat so I can read what's going on what is happening why is the vision like this do you already have Mage Armor you do until long Russ that's good I don't have to worry about how long it will take oh um bicycle and sword strike them down nice [Music] there weren't many Chatters brought all the lurkers out of the work maybe I hope you no one ever feels pressured to chat oh my God he just all right I guess that's one way to wake him up without dealing damage um and draw the bug Bear's attention straight to me can I jump up there yes no [Music] up there smack that guy kill that guy nice can you eat people off cliffs boy can you I don't have the strength to do it but maybe Shadow heart can nice [Music] temporary hit points that's pretty good [Music] that guy might die critical Miss [Music] what the heck was that Greece it was Greece Gail all right let's try what's my shove like too heavy to shove okay I literally do not have the strength to shove him um but what I do have is another cast of sleep okay I do like the phone of being able to sleep multiple targets I guess it is better all right all right I'll give you that one larion and let's go sneak attack this guy double movement cost difficult terrain all right go dead [Music] okay Gail let's finish off that one Goblin that's almost dead that one so we're gonna move up move up to that gerblin front oh you had to get up oops okay let's get that one and lay in a little bit on this guy go sweet [Music] very nice not very nice [Music] and turn off the movement that's okay we'll just stand by him while he's asleep and uh just wait here and I'm gonna Inspire Shadow heart so she can shove him really far and possibly kill him by shoving him off the cliff and then in the meantime gonna shoot that guy oh no the grease dang it help oh slaps up okay well all right I can still shoot that's right this isn't Divinity I forget it's not Divinity and you can still have your turn when you fall okay disadvantage range if I get a little bit closer sweet yeah you can still get up it's not uh Divinity where you lose your turn this is basically D the video game absolutely 100 through bush good try this work is screwed and then let's do a shove how far is that no not far enough shove I want to shove you off the cliff dang it all right it's not Divinity it's DiGiorno my favorite dish or no ravioli my d d group once caused a distraction by starting a rumor that a town guard had slept with a goblin once later one of our party's side goals is still trying to make that rumor a reality by setting Jerry the guard up with the goblin cowl based get you get you a wingman like dozy derp's party to set you up with a goblin gal everybody deserves a goblin gal nice good shot goblins are so cool God I wish women were real Jerry's a lucky man he is yeah he is are you still oh it's because you're standing in Greece there we go even Goblin gals deserve gobling down here gonna shoot a point blank carlak huh I haven't met Carlock yet I'm looking forward to it though [Music] would I remember this guy is he's pretty cool waste a step let's loot uh Scimitar if I remember correctly as well we're coming up on our first vendor gloves of power when a melee hit possibly inflict 1d4 penalties to attack rules okay sick wow we all took no damage thanks to the temporary HP that's pretty good all that oh that's stealing ooh is it oh it's red it is stealing uh uh hmm so a red thing indicates that you're stealing so I shouldn't take from but those are goblins though that's a goblin tracker unless it's a goblin tracker as in a person who tracks goblins I don't know weird [Music] I don't know why these dead goblins are considered stealing it must be a bug yeah the goblin tracker and the Goblin brawler are considered stealing I don't know why yeah how am I not level three I want to be level three I want to pick my subclass I want to be a part of swords uh hello thank you it would hurt The Corpse's feelings we was running for our lives you let them straight to us and you let them take the Druid too unbelievable I forget how pretty Victor is uh when he walks in frame I was like oh you're a gorgeous man hello hmm if I just send it and uh it's unbelievable so what's unbelievable is how he beat the Goblins you're both Heroes and guidance this almost makes me want to keep like this makes me want to keep Shadow heart in my party the whole time all right here goes nothing hey sweet that's a big ass wall right there so their bodies belong to the NPCs fair enough hello there are you again up Victor some respect this man saved your pathetic life well I didn't ask for any goddamn help you did actually because you were begging me to open the gate anything to save yourself you've coward humans eye twitches he's about to blow can I punch him um I want to punch the human but I'm not very good persuasion more violence won't bring back those you've lost like the human's the one in the wrong here I just want to attack him but I don't like this one I'm more likely to succeed but I don't want to both sides it I want to punch him elixir of giant strength increase your strength to 21. you know what I'm gonna drink it just for this just for this role takes a sip hold on one moment punch that's that the Goblins have found us no doubt the Beast will be back we need to pack up and leave immediately thank you nice for once now that that's settled first item near diet the hands of goblins then I get sucker punched by a bloody Half Breed whoa whoa I'm done with this hell hole all right you know what I'm glad I punched him never mind there he's you acted quickly I'm just sorry I didn't get there first thank you for your help out there I'm zevlo uh I'm Victor you're welcome for punching the Races by the way well met I should warn you visitors are no longer welcome in this Grove whatever your business I'd see to it quickly The Druids are forcing everyone out this attack will only strengthen their resolve hmm uh there's goblins have them in many attacks like that there have been several attacks by different monsters The Druids blame us Outsiders for drawing them here nobody's welcome anymore they've started a ritual to cut the Grove off from the world outside we can't stay but we'll be slaughtered if we leave we are no Fighters hmm this ritual is there no way to convince The Druids to stop it I've tried corger their new first Druid won't even see me you who though I know it's not your business but she owes you for saving this place perhaps you could persuade her for more time to prepare if nothing else hmm I have my own temporal concerns I need a Healer Goblin got you the Druid house Inns are renowned healer but he didn't make it back from aaradin's Expedition if it's not too serious you could try his Apprentice Nettie she's with the other Druids in the inner Grove they've withdrawn there to prepare this damn ritual of theirs hmm I'll find her and speak to Cargo while I'm there really we're Messengers now shut up a story show you a great debt if we are forced to leave now we won't make it to the city you'll find The Druids at the heart of the Grove please make them see sense before more lives are lost nice wooden crate crate oh destitute clothes so hobo clothes rags gladiatorial sandals and I think this is our first vendor Aaron I should speak up [Music] I care about our lives refugees adventurers no one in years and suddenly we're overwhelmed well met and thank you for beating back those goblins most Brave of you is there anything you need act fast if you do the ritual will be complete before too long hmm what are you selling just some bits and Bobs I no longer need all right okay first before I sell stuff I'm gonna read off some things empathetic uh sub for Advantage to avoid on timeout uh run bro Z run thank you for gifting a sub uh and thank you for the 19 months Hey Joe I'm in back seat and I'm cheering you on hope you're having fun with the game I am thank you White Fang for the bits uh I just didn't want Rogue sneak attack the wizard to death fair enough uh Tempest D.A Master Urban Mech 10 months uh a fan of your crap that's UND campaigns uh o b o b Mini Tar Rebel zero Mr demo hey Mr demo uh Kane Alexius White Fang again hurdle nut Mr drudgeon ant one uh Iraq mid films disorder a lord to shank and Michael Costa games thank you all so so much for all the support all right time to sell some garbage let's see sell all of these stuff Trader will be pleased with this offer how much money do you have 400. damn it what is that why is it got a little flame thing is it because it's lit burning torch torch torch I don't know what that means but I'm gonna sell it the needle Javelin short sword Bobo short sword short sword Bobo scimitars what was that spite Shield ooh I don't want a spiked one though I don't like the Aesthetics of a spike Shield cup water that might be good for food sandals crease bottle hmm horny Shield Onyx there we go I can sell the uh all this jewelry a future hurt you care about your stupid apprenticeship they're having an argument over there Elder tablets sell those chug mug AR Morning Star leather gloves is that aesthetic no all right it does nothing all right let's wear those maybe I could get them Enchanted I don't know can you sell your body I'm engaging in capitalism here wait for research purposes of course yeah yeah sure peridot ring leather boots shouting right you're you're the one shouting my guy see what do we got muddy red dye oh I can buy dyes oh no an expensive thing to spend my money on missile snaring you can intercept missiles from oh it's like it's uh monk gloves reducing their damage by 1d10 plus their dexterity modifier hell yeah oh yeah dude wanna buy that yeah there we go fire arrows ice arrows acid arrows looks good from Good and Evil they've Frost calm down please leave them behind yes um and what else do we want uh change shirt efficient change your plus one oh it's Enchanted okay sick hedge Wonder armor padded Armor Plus One take one less bludgeoning damage interesting they have unique properties spell thief once per short rest you regain level one spell slot whenever you land a critical hit with the spell thief I care about our lives our futures no you just care about your stupid apprenticeship take that back right now ring of flinging where gains 1d4 bonus to throw damage ooh that could be fun I like that because DND doesn't have like a continually increase like it does it slowly increase in like numbers and stats but not to the extent that video games do that it means that they have to design things that change your play style or have unique bonuses not just bigger number Gober there we go see Shadow heart not what I said stop shouting no oh I think that's a third guy never mind I thought it was like the same guy being like can we stop shouting but he was just shouting no he's a different guy okay you have how much gold left uh 300 yeah you're fine and Starion okay cool all right uh I was hoping for a shield maybe we could buy The Shield back yeah sure Sylvanas guide your path all right let's put on the shield shall we okay keeping it together Brie I understood that reference calm down let's get on with it consolidate All the Monies am I ready for you let's move and is this morning star better the mace's 1d6 Morningstar is 1d8 all right here you go Shadow heart and upgrade oh my God that thing looks painful that that could that that's gonna [ __ ] stab somebody Jesus wow she isn't proficient hot or toe huh she's not proficient huh [Music] I don't know hey maybe you shouldn't back seat maybe you shouldn't maybe you should trust that I know what I'm doing hello else we can't just leave the kin I'll not gamble Our lives our futures on people who are as good as dead we must leave for Baldur's Gate at once can we all just take a moment please what's the point in blazing spells that we don't bloody use them we should stay these people aren't Fighters we can help oh yeah louder that's fine too hmm employee could make the difference hmm I feel what do I believe well there are people who are not going to be able to leave and leaving can be dangerous I'm gonna go the you should stay route guidance there we go thank you it's the right thing to do and you know it is Right Roland we're better than this Zerg fine I'll stay too unless you both end up with your throat slit by Goblin blade thank you Roland hey yay what was that about we should have left by now Tanish instead we're just sitting here practically begging to be attacked staying is a mistake getting better roles now yeah it's because I'm shutting up I'm shutting my mouth hmm why the rush to leave you don't understand my apprenticeship with laroicon begins shortly I cannot be late yes that's laroicum the greatest wizard in Boulder's Gate oh Gail I've heard that name before a young man yes lives in Ramos's Tower in the upper City the very same word in water leap has it he's a bit of a cat but you say he's an accomplished wizard of course he is the greatest spellcaster along the sword Coast as if I'd settle for a lesser mentor that case I'd very much appreciate it if you could arrange an introduction should we reach the city hmm I've heard stories of uh laurican not all of them good common gossip the byproducts of ignorance and jealousy I've admired laroican for years never dreamed he'd answer my letter but I've worked myself to the Bone for this few can match me in either magic or Talent the names Roland and laroican will be known far and wide you'll see he doesn't want to [ __ ] you bro hello farmer well actuary you should clear off while you can hmm okay then wait oh cows be gone I am hungry all right what about you another one what are you under there then aunt all rocks what's an auroch or Rock oh it's just uh it's just another type of bull all right and are you calling me small if you do not like your form then choose another that is what the keepers of this place do oh they become Birds taunt on the wing Bears to tear flesh with teeth but for me on The Oxen on the same old hair and I cannot even eat it because the horned ones hide their shiny bits inside old needles hmm any bits the tea things put something in your hay hiding things clever not clever sometimes I eat the shiny bits and they have to go looking for them on the other end it's always unsettles me a little bit whenever animals have the intelligence of like Sapient creatures I'm like I feel like we shouldn't be killing and eating them that's the case huh you're addressing me a humble ox how quaint hmm something strange about this Ox what is it my guidance is still going okay we got it come on all I need is a wall yeah I got it no matter what even if I rolled one on guidance I would have got it something's off this creature isn't what it appears to be it's a druid and meets the eye care to explain no you are incapable hmm but two things are going to butcher you one of you for food so uh plus three plus three plus one I am better at persuasion than uh deception damn I'll tell you this much I'm going to Baldur's Gate with or without the rest of these poor salts enough that's all I have to say besides and I oh [Laughter] I mean Bulbasaur is it good so far it's amazing so far this Grove is kept by sylvanas's faithful let's see uh I should give this to somebody dexterity saving photos we're gonna give this to [Music] oh Shadow heart yeah can wear this what is hide helmet show helmet hide during dialogues I see if you only want it to show up like never During certain times what's in this pouch all right okay cool cool cool what was inside the hay I presume needles the shiny bits crossbow it's not stealing it's not stealing because it's not red Max all right I I want what's inside so it's there and you can pick it easy all right sweet polished ring Journey Through the Jungle I think they already had one of them did I quit the gloves yes I did it uh no I did not not this one plus her dexterity modifier who gets shot a lot Gail you get shot a lot grumpy you're going to be far away from stuff let's do that his decks is okay uh equip the last Shield there we go it's an ugly looking Shield but it's a shield it'll do want to hear a bad d d joke let's hear it give me your best or worst 500. my carry weight is up to 500 is it because of the backpack I think so she looks like [ __ ] yeah why does it snow on the sword Coast because it's never winter oh why doesn't it I see [Music] it's true a blacksmith we're exposed now thanks for fighting off those goblins if you need to worry just ask my selection is pretty slim I had to leave most of my equipment in El Toro oh proper Smith maybe you'll have let me see change shirt plus one powder Armor Plus One [Music] heavy crossbow I'll save that for somebody who can use it burn them let's see locket necklace uh loot no I'll keep the instruments just in case I don't need a second rape here I'm pretty sure plus I'm sure they're easy to come by I'll come across more weapons as time goes on anyway let's sell I want to see how those look that's a shield now that's a good Shield studded Shield I'll take it I'll take it and I will sell this shield for that one so two thirty all right that's that aesthetic looking Shield padded armor hide armor change shirt scale mail not proficient with medium yet we'll get to the city soon I am not grumpy scan on your face Safeguard Shields save it save it all saving throws that's really good hold on hold on I'll just get the gold for now so so the studded Shield will look like that I don't know that's pretty big plus one to all savings so that's that's dope let's get it heck yeah that's really good that's really really good so let's open Onyx not opal keep the ball you never know if you've played Divinity you want to keep you you know keep the ball just in case you never know how many people are dumb enough to ask mixed coffee true so a couple of uh javelins ritual staff where topple doesn't have anything special on it sell that needle of the outlaw Rogue I want to keep it for sentimental all right that's a shield that four just Holding On by a thread are you a Smith of sorts used to be a bread and butter tin Smith before El Torell fell into her furnace these days my talents are more collectic learned a lot in my time in the Hills hope to forget most of it but between you and me there's nothing in all the Realms like the utter powerless these days it's okay what the hell's taken it's honest work how does this look how's this look on you uh bad all right now let's see can I wear those boots in this no I cannot sadly how does it look on this don't like the cape I just want the shirt to look like I just want to wear the shirt over this with the boots but sadly can't do that we'll get to the city I wonder if they could add an update to make it where you can pick and choose what parts you can show and what you're an idiot are you sword and shielded son you bet I am yeah [Music] all right we're sword and shielded now what's up classy going for either swords or Valor I like swords a lot um used to be my favorite smart subclass but I do like lore simply because you can get magical Secrets sooner secret you can get magical sequels sooner I will like the blood hello what are you doing and we'll have a dog right they don't allow them in Boulder's Gate cats though a little orange cat and a house with a little door so that it can come and go as it pleases they're gonna die high fence to keep eavesdroppers out um sorry didn't mean to interrupt good luck to you both thanks I suppose we'll all need it what about you big plans for when you get to the city hmm the blushing mermaid a bit rough but the ale's cheap seek the warmth of the elf song Tavern surviving the journey a pint and a clean room a pint in a clean room would do a world of good gods that sounds like heaven won't be long now one more trip then we can really rest oh no why'd you say that oh you're so dead the death Flags Lee and Roland would never admit it but they take an arrow for the other also stab each other I'm not sure what will come first thanks for cutting in it might have been more than words if you hadn't yeah of course oh hello granny saw you fighting those slimy bastards fancy a bowl best to fill your belly now while we still can hmm what is it exactly I'm not a picky eater food you want it or not all right look it ain't much but it might make all the difference the only way we'll make it to Boulder's Gate is to run and run hard if a null catches your scent you'll need every bit of strength trust me thanks granny I got some gruel wonderful my DACA thanks granny how long do you think we've got before the Goblins come I'm not sure goblins Druids this Grove is a death trap grab what you can and get out that's my advice like that that's a unique animation for that dialogue I can pack or talk and right now I'm packing they made a unique animation just for that one specific piece of dialogue that's probably never gonna be used again larion are you nuts I mean thank you I appreciate the Polish but are you nuts ah yes I remember you I'm going to kill all you you ain't gonna shoot me your hands are shaking put it down can't fight back so you can crawl through the hole though get out of the way she didn't kill your brother ARCA you're better than this shoot before you lose your nerve tiefling if you ever had it to begin with hmm [Music] let's see she could have information let's see what the absolute sent me a protector you move hmm detect thoughts do I have detect thoughts oh I don't remember having that hmm [Music] one Revenge Cannon smoked avenge Cannon it won't change anything oh I can't oh I can't get bless or uh guidance rather don't need it it's a scroll oh I probably have a score okay you're right I wish you weren't I really do damn you damn it why do you care if a goblin liveth or dies um she has she still has a story to tell when I want to hear I I would have picked if she's a person Gods you're exhausting fine then let's go shadowheart approves interesting oh you this is a boring ain't sure why you're protecting me don't care neither it's too late to make friends Warg me my tribe's coming they're gonna burn this pretty place for the glory of the absolute and then you buy your guts [Music] fond of you're gone goddess apology concerning her name across the face of the world we are the absolute gold from the sky she is the blessing in the storm and the storm itself hmm and all powerful goddess can't get you out of a cage wanna save your skin and if the teeth stick a few arrows in us on the way out of here don't worry Priestess girl patch us up got a whole Lab Set up Cooks up potions that fix our Lads no matter how much of a beating they take could probably stick your head back on if someone wants to chop it off my booyog boy I'm not saying we should trust a goblin but she sounds very useful can we romance her I knew it was coming I don't think so Chad I'm sorry well hmm nice story buy for a bit of copper in a Tavern nearby it's the truth I swear on your mother's grave get me out of here and I'll tell you where to find her bill hmm I gotta think about this maybe I could sneak around deal I'll get you out of here then hurry up and do it my tribe ain't as friendly as I am Gail what are you guys I'm gonna bite the eggs off your kids and your birdies believe it or not but I went missed a similar standoff back at the yawning portal hey I know what that is of course an establishment like that invites all sorts of outlandish entertainments hmm I've heard superstitious innkeepers mushroom about the yawning portal what is it an inn in Water Deep oh never a dull moment there adventurers come from all over faerun to try their luck down the well leads into the undermountain you see full of death danger vast amounts of treasure hard to resist hmm what was the send-off about oh a drow a Dragonborn and a cleric of cyric walk into a bar you're standard Fair maybe someone was cheating at cards maybe it was some weird lover's quarrel in any case out came the crossbow and a hush fell over the entire room hmm please tell me a shot was fired no no no yours truly defused the situation I stood up and yelled Shadow dark ale for everyone the crowd cheered the tension drained into five dozen tankards and soon all was well again in a place like the yawning portal the most powerful magic is calling for a round of drinks mind you all I did was call for rail but you went and stood in front of that crossbow well I drink to that oh I like Gail Gail's cool evidence chess they're empty she had nothing on her over class I sold mug sold stood prison door you gonna be sorry every last one of you is there anything of importance back here I don't know oh yes there is there's a path unless I could just jump that way I can I can just jump hooray [Music] hmm no sign of the others yet Rune of the bear there's a bear here Guardian statue okay that way Nick I can't risk being an open View the waste a step well hello hello and you shall find me did you play Early Access I did I remember this cave but I also remember it being different glowing eyes are rarely a good sign hmm [Music] it's mud hmm I'm gonna shoot it she 'll kill us [Music] okay we are in uh lightly obscured I have to keep going arrows don't work on Stone you don't work on Stone difficult Terrain okay they look hostile so I presume talkings out of the question see findle it's a little no man all right let's get in position first Gail let's get into hiding okay Victor will also hide everything [Music] we could save on fire Darian Victor you're gonna get close but not too close on fire Shadow heart you're gonna get close but not too close and then all hell break loose Darion assassinate he didn't suspect a thing oh it's probably a um just be quick you know what it is it's a surprise round that's what it is let's throw something like a javelin hiya oh I'm still not uncomfort forever nice who it's not cheese it's stealth different I can magehand over here are you an initiative yet no I can still I can still blast them blast them hell yeah now that's how you do a stealth takedown and let's do cutting action hide and then sneak attack missed damn it are you still stealth oh she's still not in combat is she Fireball no it was weird that they were still acting while I was controlling her I have to keep going okay well Victor you are going to crossbow nope you're gonna run up you're the front man on my way there we go I shot and then I missed and shot again and I missed again and I shot and I missed uh can you not can trip is that already your turn oh right the surprise round yeah that makes sense magehand let's see throw too heavy to throw don't have anything lie shove let's go here and let's shove you shove nice then go over here can I throw you nope oh well a better position go Victor you are going to stab first actually who's hurt not a lot of people let's just go swimming everywhere noise how close am I to leveling up oh very close I need 12 XP hey stop that that's my friend okay okay okay okay okay okay okay let's throw another Javelin shall we no not equip ah damn it [ __ ] well I messed up whoops much longer hmm Moosh hey level up sweet here hit Gail he's got the most health let's go over here and let's shove you come here all right good try uh sneak attack you missed mix subclass time subclass time from here throw a knife knife missed press ahead dang it all right well healing word you Chef heart I'm more of a top class I'm more of a dumb class kind of guy okay let's throw our javelin at you path is interrupted never mind add you low ground there we go nice can we please equip it's fine we don't need we don't need to equipo right now don't kill him okay well then okay well then boy oh boy wowie Zoey zowie okay Gail maybe go go do something okay um fly you can fly right fly yes fly there can you not um there we go okay nice no fall damage though bad angle okay Darian let's start in order hamstring shot no just a just a regular shot regular shot please kill that guy thank you thank goodness and Victor help her please let's go help action there we go as morius Lucifer let's go up here climb climb climb climb climb and shove dammit that's the goblin disengage can't climb that can you jump that yeah sort of did they see me no I didn't mean to hide damn it I'm smart oh well still getting used to these uh these controls here that's morius satanus Lucifer video how much Beelzebub osmorius Lucifer Dash quickly Jason Derulo I don't know why that's so funny to me just a guy who says Jason Derulo I only know about him because he says Jason Derulo uh vicious mockery my last four hours of play time were nothing because the game wouldn't save oh no oh that sucks go quit that get here Nimble escaped up you dare you dare magehand do the thing no angle right here nice okay all right okay all right okay I might long rest after this I'm like out of resources level up yes College Bard College let's see College of lore College of Valor College of swords so Marshall weapons medium armor Shields wait I'm already proficient with shields aren't I what is this not on post disadvantage on your attack rolls unless I'm not combat inspiration you yeah I do have a shield but if this gives me proficiency with shields how was did I not have proficiency before and if I did have proficiency before how did I get it anyway I'm gonna pick swords because I like flourishes crown of Madness cloud of daggers is bad uh that's another bad spell uh maybe being an elf you got proficiency I don't think half elves have proficiency with shields right do you is it I don't remember that let me see hold on race trait granted proficiency that aren't in the uh uh PNP game oh okay the d game I presume yeah I'm level three lesser restoration half elves have Shield I didn't know that let me see let me see let me see let me see spells of Mark hi half elves ability score not in the player handbook not I'm not supposed to have uh Shield proficiency they made it so light armor gives Shield proficiency as well no Shield preference Shield proficiency is its own separate thing because uh if you look here see medium armor Shields yeah oh you can't see sorry there it is sorry chat was in the way uh medium armor Shields you get shields from half elf race bonus that must be new for this game because it's not in the player handbook maybe a background my background was Entertainer though Entertainer doesn't give Shields were you casting spells while using the shield I don't know yes I cast vicious mockery huh because humans gain that now as a racial bonus I'm not a human though you guys are giving me like information that's just not not true it's like oh it's because it's because you get it for being an orc I'm I'm an elf hmm you can hold it but no benefit with the shield half elf is half human but human doesn't give proficiency with shields that makes no sense knock knock can be useful it doesn't Baldur's Gate three that's weird interesting human does get proficiency with light armor and shields along with some pole arms and baller gate three oh okay could just be fun no I'm just saying I'm wondering where I got it from that's that's my curiosity not that I think it's bad or anything I'm just wondering where I got it and if it's from the player handbook or not uh in this case it appears that it's not from the player handbook it's just that thing that they have apparently humans and half elves get a civil militia feature that give a variety of proficiencies including Shield okay there we go that answered my question better than all the people oh you get it from being a human but it's like but I'm not a human hmm produce a creatures oh I can make it look at me I can taunt it essentially thanks heider HJ thanks for watching will there be vods of your playthrough yes it will be on Joe Cat's dreams my VOD Channel I could get knock and just completely make a star in useless and pointless um hold person is good I'm gonna get hold person that's a good one fighting style dueling one hand and no weapon in the other does this mean I can't have a shield does dueling work with shields DND dueling with shields prevent the uses of shields uh no The Shield is not a weapon this is okay cool I can still use Shields sweet nice change do I want to change anything no nah I like this actually maybe dissonant Whispers change the you to a utility spell detect thoughts nah actually no I'm not nothing yeah okay nice sword and shield Master race still alive uh it's progress yeah okay let me see so does that mean Gail has proficiency with shields armor yeah wow interesting okay so I guess they felt the need to give humans a thing to do unless that's from the player handbook as well which I do not I did not know that but uh sounds pretty original for the game spell slots and two spells blur that would be good to make you more dodgy what about magic weapon you could buff uh buff an ally of an allies magic weapon but no you're an evocation wizard we want you to be the nuker we want you to be the the blama Darkness milf's acid Arrow we want you to hit hard and eat ass Fireball yet no that's level five Fireball is level five scorching Ray could be good phantasmal Force each turn hmm could be good for ten turns 10 D6 potentially over the course of 10 turns hmm another concentration though I don't want too many concentration spells Mirror Image that's not a concentration this is a good defense actually mirror image is probably the most useful defensive spell you could get I think I might be going with scorching Rey cane lock shatter could be good actually [Music] um because I got magic Missile if I got to deal with multiple enemies far away from each other cloud of daggers is bad it has higher damage potential though [Music] you have phantasmal Force I don't think so I haven't selected it that's what you mean um it's also an illusion spell I want to start getting evocation stuff because we get bonuses for evocation create a pocket of safety within your evocation spells allies automatically succeed their saving throws so shatter could be useful see armor for students will like yeah there it is wow um so shatter could be good for that um 4d4 is more consistent in 3d8 oh why is this so hard this is too many spells there's too many there's too many spells Chad I'm gonna go with chatter big boom big boom historian historian softness we don't need another spellcaster we have too many spell casters you are not going to be an Arcane Trickster could be a thief fast hands gain additional bonus action ah this is a thing they had to change because using an item is a bonus action they had to change the fast hands on the Rogue because uh Thief uh what it normally is is use item is a bonus action but use item as a bonus action by default in order K3 so now you just have two bonus actions Second Story work you've mastered the art of falling and gaining resistance to Falling damage no I think I'm gonna make him an assassin yeah initiative you are deadliest amongst unprepared enemies in karma you have an advantage on Attack rules against creatures that haven't take its turn yet oh that's pretty good quick as an alley cat in the rain dark city you immediately restore your action and bonus action at the start of combat wait wait that's a that's a once a use item thing or hold on let me let me let me check the rule book see what they get later because I I haven't played a rogue in a long time and I forget what they get later so let me look at assassin Thief I don't want another spellcaster see assassin [Music] starting at level so there's a level nine feature you can unfailingly create false identity of your spouse you spent seven days and 25 gold to establish the history profession blah blah okay so it's just lying um how are they going to do that here though I wonder Thief Second Story work Supreme sneak you have advantage on any dexterity stealth checks if you move no more than half your speed on the same turn hmm no I'm gonna go with assassin anything I like that what else would Arcane stricter our Arcane trickster have gotten I wonder see magical ambush you are hidden from a creature when you cast a spell on it the creature has disadvantage on any saving throws oh you can be a sneaky spellcaster okay and the Clara what do you get some spells Ah that's right as a cleric she always knows all of her spells she only has a few prepared of course but she knows all all cleric spells I'm gonna give her cure wounds I'm gonna get rid of healing word inflict wounds is good gunning bold is good Shield of faith is pretty good um Prayer of Healing kill all the Allies you can see within 30 feet can only be used outside of combat it's another it's an additional short rest at the cost of a second level spell slot I don't want that let's get an another hold person I think that could be good spiritual weapon is the best cleric spell ever you can it it doesn't like you spend a bonus action to essentially get a second attack it's so good dude spiritual weapon is probably the best early like low level cleric spell Claire like cleric is so strong early level dude Aid your allies can increase their hit point maximum by five hit points okay neat you essentially have an additional Invincible unit on the field it's way too good it's good in actual play not in Baldur's Gate yeah I assume so warding Bond we're an ally they're getting resistance to all damage and plus one that could be good actually until long rest not a concentration I'm gonna pick that she's gonna be the protector she's going to be the buffing person Bliss command bang bang bang bang bang oh protection from Poison warding Bond there we go uh enhanceability they gain advantage of this on ability checks with the chosen abilities it wasn't pretty good um in non in actual play Bane could be pretty good I like Shield of Faith but I think I'm gonna put I put on Bane Bane is really really good all right she is going to be the support the support tank that is the biggest Morning Star handle I think I've ever seen what is going what's going on with your hand girl what's that about huh you want to share no probably not okay all right feeling good feeling good let's uh I want to go to the camp and see what Lazelle oh this is another thing it used to be that your Camp would be the same thing every time but uh they changed it so that now it depends on the location that you're in so since we're in a cave our camping is in a cave whoops we'll swap you out how can I help uh I question the wisdom of that decision but so be it I'll be here in the meantime all right I want to level up Liesel just in case I might use her just in case Battle Master it's the best fighter class so probably Battle Master if it's available he may be talented but only a gift Yankee's safest can cleanse an embedded tadpole it changed during Early Access not the Early Access I played I played the first version of Early Access keep in mind I played it when it like they first like dropped Early Access so the first version only had just the woods they had one short rest a lot of different things I know it changed over time though um I'd like you to join me it is done all right and we shall level her up level up okay action surge yep the only thing they get fighter is very easy and simple yeah Battle Master what other ones are there Eldritch Knight and champion the number uh you need to roll a critical hit while attacking is reduced by one this effect can stack what instead of having it be 19 I guess now it's a because how improved critical hit Works in regular tabletop DND is it's a flat amount it's not an it's not an increase or addition it's uh it's like you can roll a critical hit on a 19 and 20. this this is nuts this can get real crazy um but I think I'm going to go Battle Master because Battle Master is really cool yeah apparently it's stackable so I presume there can be multiple instances of things giving improved Critical Hits and just keep dropping the number down lower and lower and lower hmm if there were other features yeah I don't hate that yeah I don't hate that either that's pretty cool I'm gonna go with Battle Master though maneuvers trip attack sweeping attacks we think that's pretty good uh repost rally it's pretty good pushing attack Precision attack ERS thank you for the raid welcome I'm playing Boulder skate menacing attack possibly frighten maneuvering attack goading attack has disadvantage on attacking other creatures faint attack um both your action and bonus action on a turn to attack a target with advantage okay evasive footwork imposed disadvantage destruct a Target giving your allies advantage on their next attack roll against it if you want to go more support possibly Force the target to drop their weapon Commander strike the Ally immediately uses their reaction to make a weapon attack okay I like trip attack and I like sweeping attack and misses you can retaliate with powerful Rally's pretty good possibly pushing the target back 15 feet you can spend a superior superiority die and add it to the results of an attack roll so you can be more accurate attack that deals on additional 1d8 and possibly frighten that could result in an attack of opportunity will gain half of its move and speed wait on hit select which friendly creature will not provoke oh okay so you can help your ally move around I think will make her be like a one-on-one person like hit me or something I don't know we can swap these around we can we can respect these so I think I'm gonna go with distracting strike there we go so she can lock someone down and give everyone else Advantage when she does so sweet all right let's talk with you mean girl speak okay jeez so tasty oh call to no DK thank you for uh the well done steak love your work especially your crab guides thank you hmm do you know much about mind flares I understand much beyond your comprehension okay what's the point I know the cure for our condition it is imperative we locate a crash you do well to observe more and question less hmm big stretches hmm uh are you sure a crash is our only path to a cure entirely I was as devoted to my studies as I was to my training each crash contains the safest purification device so I learned from the writings in the Calais Library the library was the gift from vlakif herself that we may gain total understanding hmm books are fallible as on those who write them not books slates wisdom so profound it is the queen who decreed it countless that doesn't change anything beyond observing the ways of our lessers exploring planes so distant order turns to chaos and cold fires rage planes are ever quaking and their peoples ever Shifting the githyanki possess an eternity of knowledge yet we still collect more Infinities upon Infinities listen just because I can say I got Riz out the Wazoo etched in stone doesn't necessarily make it true it just means that it's hard for anyone to wipe it out you know now it is eternally light that I have rizz up the wazoo hmm all right something the matter [Music] no hello Withers what do you got not this one nor this one and this one a less worthy still uh less worthy still more riddles from my resonant Jester I really not I speak only what requires telling Beyond mortal Realms their death exist an amalgamation of spirits akin to thine own ensnared by the treacherous Cult of the absolute failed in its name they bear great discontentment with their destiny for a mere pittance of coin I might summon the worthiest among them to lend Aid to thy undertaking what is your obsession with money um do you think I can trust these cultists should always haunts the guilty mind my services are all that I can properly what thou Wilt do with them is for thee to undertake money can be traded for goods and services like Supernatural goods and services this is just like the Persona thing again where like we can summon monsters and combine them and we use real Japanese Yen would these this is a social construct what does the supernatural have to do with a little piece of paper oh hmm will these hirelings be joining me willingly most willingly forsooth their passions doth Run Deep for what hath been rolled upon them hmm I like to talk about these hilings very well uh um this is my game and I get to choose how I play it Withers hireling I want to know make sure this is not like a permanent awful decision that I'm gonna do oh it's just a it's just another custom character okay I take it back you can just make a party of custom characters if you want all right good to know huh wait no it's not a custom character they're presets they're just not they just don't have stories yeah there's a dwarf Barbarian Lightfoot halfling bard high elf cleric tiefling druid okay so it's it's all presets never mind they're like the mercenaries from divinity all right that's neat if you don't want to have like any Story characters at all something the matter I want to talk fine what's on your mind um nothing all right uh lizelle leave speak I don't you're mean believe you can survive without me yes as you say do not keep me waiting can you romance I don't think so because from what I understand romance is heavily tied to story and uh hirelings do not have a story let's see I hail from Water Deep city of splenders I am a wizard of considerable Acclaim and Scholar of exceptional accomplishment from anybody else I wouldn't believe them Ivory and a weakness for a good glass of wine and if the mood takes me I'm known to try my hand at poetry you're a bard there hmm oh don't stop there you must have many stories to tell about your adventurers as an archmage didn't that paint enough of a picture nope I'm not going to appear into his mind with pleasure lead on that's his private thoughts and that's his privacy I do not want to invade his privacy that would be rude an uncoof of a bard of my stature I get my stories but I get them respectfully and with consent yes no nothing okay okay let's uh leave the camp I get the feeling Gail is one of those people who got pushed into a certain career path and Excel at it despite wanting to do something else I don't know I guess we'll see it doesn't strike me as someone with many regrets yet but we shall see I don't know much about his story looking forward to finding out close all right lots of cool loot I also got a trapped extorming kit uh uh disarm um do your thing and a bless a total of eight I need a two a Starion please don't [ __ ] it up wow oh you were playing with my heart there boy wow literally the only thing that could have failed me was a one Jesus and then we also have to pick the lock all right pleasure all right uh this one's a little harder hopefully it does okay guys uh hell yeah wow right on the money so many bonuses and To the victor go the spoils Nature's snare fly trap chance to ensnare Target if it is not a plant or a beast well that requires it to be smacked but I'll still give it to Gail anyway directly equip is it better or worse than this one wait a minute you've got a negative strength you have a possibility of doing no damage why would I ever smack anybody with this oh well that's fine Rune of the eagle I saw these earlier these like floaty things what that's about let's go boots have seen everything Rune of the eagle uh hmm it's just a support beam so there's a bear there Rune of the bear put my hands on everything there's another bear there's a wolf and an eagle how long do you think you're gonna keep streaming uh maybe when I hit the oh geez it sticks out I was gonna say the six hour mark but it's it is the six hour mark uh after I finish up this I might call the stream I'm having loads of fun I want to keep playing but no I should I should go stretch I should go walk around maybe take a nap oh path interrupted go and press that oh oh God stop don't don't out turn it off ow perception it's a Stricker potion there we go and what did that do I wonder that human uh charred key okay Alchemy you can craft your own potions poisons and elixirs using Alchemy gather ingredients to distill the extracts and experiment to brew Wonder Solutions sweet what did that do I wonder turn them off I guess I can hit them hmm this breath is a shot oh yeah I forgot there was a guy on the floor hmm let's take all these let's take these uh I will heal you sir I'm nearly out of how am I out of nearly out of spell slots oh we didn't long rest my mistake healing word first level here you go oh thank you thank you I thought I was gonna die down here hmm how did the Goblins slip into the Grove it's my fault I thought I'd given them the slipper they followed me through the tunnel back there I must tell the others what happened I stepped careful there were traps in these tunnels and thank you again no problem oh that's just I presume it's just disabling the traps wait wait a minute I know what to do I'm a Bard I speak many tongues I'm a genius I'm a genius has nothing to say damn it I'm an idiot oh no oh I thought you could tell me something about these statues cold shoulder guy's ever been rejected by a literal corpse feels bad hmm Shadow heart let's do some Divinity I'll grab that how much is that that is 80. you can carry another one especially if I give you a backpack right if I give you a backpack you can carry more no that's not how that works camp supply why do I have more carry capacity than if he does oh it's because I drank uh the elixir of Hill giant strength I see I haven't long rested yet all right always room for more I was like why do I have 21 strength moving ahead all right well then uh that's the keeper going here we go what's that a secret door oh I want to keep playing I'm gonna I'm gonna play until I I long rest I'm gonna play until I need to Long rest wait where's the squirrel I wanna I remember there's a squirrel at the uh at the place that's like fun to talk to Yankee Crush freesaza let me go to that yes I can I'm gonna find that squirrel there's a cool squirrel over here somewhere the stream has been great mate yeah just one more turn just one more time red meat now that's a different man now that's sassy oh wait do I still have speak with dead I do can we recast without expending a spell slot uh Boop until long rest okay can I talk with them I wanna I wanna talk why is he all glowy not now okay ladies have some respect this really isn't the time to talk sorry uh I don't have a revivify on me so wait I do have a river of thigh on me must be a playable character okay it's a squirrel there you are Timber I have something to ask hello little squirrel get out oh the squirrel lunges at your foot and bites it kick her calm down I'm a friend you've barged in without an invitation I wouldn't call that friendly see you're in my territory and I want you gone mm-hmm I will spread word about this wonderful patch of ripe uh uh there's plenty of room for both of us guidance guidance is very useful yeah the trick is I just need to not talk if I if I was like oh 10 that's not so bad I would have gotten a one there it's happened every time you can say if you keep those ugly feet on the ground found some weird smelling stuff on the ground you can keep it but these trees are mine follow the rules and I won't have to intervene got it all righty then oh we convinced Timber to let us walk their territory he left us a small trinket to keep us away from the trees hyena ear needs so what happens if I do go near the tree I'm gonna quick save real quick if I go near the tree okay nothing all right I can't even climb it I'm good I'm fine that was too short of an encounter I want to do another one playing this game forever oh this is so fun oh my God oh my God what girl hold on I'm not letting that happen nope I didn't even get a chance to react 0 to go in zero thank you for the raid did you listen to the outtake video for the narrator she is so lovely I Can't Help but Falling for her yeah she's great she was uh malady from a previous game yeah I didn't even get a chance to react I am absolutely safe scumming this not safe skill it's not even safe's coming it's just redoing it because I didn't get a chance what the heck yeah he's just he's just hanging out right there what the heck okay when does he start moving there okay Starion let's get in there Dash Dash get up there starring this way my face protects me you there we go um surprise okay so does that mean you can walk around oh you can they're in turn based mode they have to wait for us heal me one please friend there we go [Music] thank you since they're in combat they they have to wait it's The Rules wait for us there we go okay historian I believe in you a cunning action Dash climb up there this way the rules of the world and a step will this work Advantage sneak attack yes oh my God whoa 25. Wow Let's mock him to death let's see what's a good well a bug uh what's a good insult hold on they call you a bug bear but you're really bugging me at I can can't even bear it all right it's so bad it killed them there we go it wasn't because the joke was good it was because the joke was bad oh my gosh guys and cringe oh something's on my mind you have good timing no I've never been much of a fighter so wrestling a bug bear would have gone poorly but you're not here for heroics are you avernus's stenches all over your skin oh you can smell the health your devil mistress sent you to get her soul coin back too bad I earned it fair and square now this was something that scared Davey um he was like oh God coin is bad Soul coin is bad a bad thing you don't want that and I played in Early Access the um deception to have her give you the coin it is incredibly low hold on I'm gonna quick save actually to show you which indicates to me she's trying to deceive you five that is the that is the um I think it customized dice can I change the color oh I can whoa that's dope but no I I don't want the coin unless I do maybe I do want the coin [Music] illicit purple dragon flame red the bahira blue I like the metal what if I Nat one on both yeah five at advantage yeah her deception is working here now go back to the pit that made you she's a good liar coin mistress that you've lost me you almost seem honest care to explain why you reek of the hells um you wouldn't believe me if I told you during what I've seen but anywhere else hmm [Music] not enough space I can't sit on there okay well that's a good place to stop it I haven't seen any new content yet since um Early Access let's see dream one complete and I do play on playing more I think I'm going to make it a weekly thing uh to play this game to stream this game rather I think I'm gonna do Saturdays but not this Saturday Maybe depends I don't know cause we're gonna be picking up picking back up um Omega protocol again so I'm not gonna be able to do the weekdays and Tuesday I need to prep for a linty on Wednesday so I'm gonna do Saturdays maybe starting this Saturday how do you enjoy this game is it similar to DND it's straight up DND this game is Just d d the video game and it's amazing I love it uh yeah let's do it let's do Saturday at five yeah that sounds good 5 p.m central time Saturday 5 p.m central time every week Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate day all right I will see you guys then let's find someone to rage shall we thank you everybody for coming to watch a lot of you came uh I appreciate it I appreciate the support and the coming to hang out and watch [Music] Who's online who is online who else is doing stuff um I followed a lot of YouTubers recently so I might raid one no [Music] no no no no no no no no no no no who's online uh right tiefling Melissa we raided her last time well uh we'll try someone else who is else online duh if you guys want more Baldur's Gate uh uh my good buddy SCI fry is also playing he's right outside the thingama Boppers the the like Bandits that I basically persuaded he's fighting them so you get to see something slightly different raid SCI fry you get to see a different way the encounter could have gone down so he's probably playing slightly different considering he either did not or was unable to persuade them and looks like he's playing an Eldritch Knight a fighter I can't a paladin I think he's a paladin yeah he's playing a paladin so full on him though give him some love some some good kind words what shall our raid message be what do you think what's the raid message hmm you murder hobo uh how about you can you can roll a 10 right but because that's been that's been what I've been doing it's every time I'm like I can roll a 10 and then I roll a one you can roll a 10 right all right everybody show them some love thank you I will see you Saturday and every Saturday from here on for the next year as I play this game forever bye

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Published: Mon Aug 21 2023