Baldur's Gate 3 (Co-Op #6) | Love & Mushrooms (9/20/2023)

nothing unusual the bravest hesitation but enough she's lying this [ __ ] lying work pays well help my clan and we'll make it worth your while I swear you're lying to me convince her that she's lying you want to help guide me Fontina no ah after what happened last time it just turned into a genocide he didn't even need it no I don't know how many times I just realized it's it's for it's free it's free okay there's no reason never there's no reason not to use it it's extra funny that I didn't give it I know understand explain it look you've done me a good turn and you deserve the truth but that's as much of it as I can tell I swear it so I'll continue like you know I killed a druid for that but still I'm asking outside well Tina's just been a huge [ __ ] fine thank you thanking her just not loving this gendered language okay okay there's the reward s right here poor sexist Choice eh what'd she give us uh free boots what kind I have to get all this [ __ ] out of my face before I can finally read what the item does three boots that's an odd number you get to click your heels wow was that a pun it was it was honestly I don't actually intend to make a pot or did it just happen to be a pun I like how I like how my boots like things Electrify things so I don't need these who wants to click their heels I feel like I feel like my I feel like my boots already do that passively the entire both have normal ass boots all right champ if you want to click your heels sure do they light up when I I have no clothes maybe put them on and find out hooray thank you I want some Heelys someone find me something well then I just noticed this when I'm going down off like a ledge watch this I do like the little butt scoot oh my little legs don't touch the ground like yours do eh eh I go down like a toddler goes down the stairs now I'm I'm interested in gluts well apparently glut's interested in me I didn't even click on glut en dialogue thank you oh I think lut's hitting on me I'm Gonna Fill my heart with my most treasured places not the ship Cove filled with decaying myconid corpses lovely peace hey we're about to go kill some of those grays I thought your eye was just like this gray but it's like just hanging out there huh it is yeah oh no that's a thing on your hand okay I thought it was here like your [ __ ] eye that's one of my hat tassels okay I thought your eye was hanging from your face I was like I thought that was that'd be metal as hell hey Glitz joining us uh Rusty yes he's very musty justify his presence he looks very look at this guy he's a [ __ ] tank they could join me plans he's like my personal like servant oh sorry I actually have boots in my Camp I could give you just for the sake of having special boots okay that that mushroom glut was standing on added a lot to his height he's a lot shorter than I remember a second ago shouldn't that make you feel better no because he's still taller than me I just sent you some boots are we we heading out to kill these grays agree to heading out but I don't think we have to rush to another genocide oh increasing my acrobatics that's good dirt Mass Buzz there's other things there's a cave full of mushrooms over here a fancy looking tree oh wait there was that woman looking for her husband and she wasn't mushroom he was mushroom picking oh well we can go look at that I guess I guess it's better I guess it's better than genocide weren't we supposed to be getting paid to help dwarves or something we can do two things without going back survive yeah I didn't like to look at those shrooms yeah those are not for him okay so Bart can be racist but I can be exactly these shrooms aren't alive or rather wait why there's seven arm here okay there's a severed arm just sitting here also your friend did not come with us oh yeah I guess he's just pissed off I guess he only wants to fight the warps whatever dips on the arm so now we just have to wait for all the noxious fumes disappear huh couldn't have just avoided the mushrooms I could fly I suppose oh yeah we're missing I'm missing some spell slots little jiggle that everybody has to do okay I think I see our dwarf he's got four health and he's in the middle of a bunch of these proximity shrooms it's so cool now that I know you can redirect your camera Wild Thing to discover four sessions in it yes I am so lucky I was playing on hard mode is he here oh Captain back away do you recognize they are very angry when you get close to them hiding sneak round I'm doing this to move slow well that seems like a big problem for you Escape yeah you're doing such a good job you mean this scroll yeah okay this part looks like a problem uh uh you're talking to someone yeah no wait oh you're talking to him he's talking to me this is why we announced things I said I was talking I did not hear that oh I was gonna give you guys I didn't hear anything I have no idea what's happening I'm just sneaking towards this guy real quick I'm I'm almost to him you know what I have four of these I'm using one those are shared I have four of them it said I wanted to hit him in the head with it I'm fine I just have to and then whatever the dragons eat the smile it's so funny oh okay no that's fine I wasn't gonna help you or anything I was asking for this well you can find a replacement scroll in his bag is his bag over here somewhere maybe I don't know where he said the bag thing was here I'll send a hand to help maybe the hand can make our friend come I mean I can just walk back the way I came but that scared me it scared me for a moment one good thing here there's like a hold on there's like an altar over here in the corner oh found the noble stock yeah just just careful products careful you trained your whole life to be small run run run run run run oh it's still going okay moving oh you know when I threw the torch I threw it out of range well that can't be still get that Noble stock over here oh nope not anymore the handy spawned I mean I mean well I mean the hand is gonna get killed by the fumes I think is the thing you can blow up hold on I think I have my ghost hand can be don't blow it up you'll blow up the noble stock Fair why can ghost hands be poisoned like it wasn't poisoned I only can summon it for for a short time okay that's what I thought I just need to wait for these noxious fumes to disappear and I should be able to um we take a short rest I can summon it again but kind of wasteful I have a chance well you can summon it and then separate it from it not that way me that [ __ ] damn it okay I'm gonna send my Mage hand to go get it just make sure you don't follow the Mage hand in looks like that gas is bad it is I'm cornered I am just small enough to be out of its reach the noble stock I could actually pick it up it is within one and a half of my penis why is why are these acting like they're about to blow up again okay okay now what the hell is this area over here very I think you just deleted the noble stock by virtue of hand how I have no clue I clicked on it and it said Noble stock we might have done something that was not foreseen your hand used the noble stock no you're supposed to click and drag it not click it hold on did he need that uh let's find out he didn't say anything right someone's talking permanent apparently not so permanent I met your wife I met your wife I need to go for you oh are you okay yeah nope a scroll of invisibility to replace the scroll of Misty step not worth it he's got you so fast all right was there anything good over there frogs some things called like a loaths candle crystals I'm alive still well this was a wasted trip I'm psyched about it too thanks Taff y but you know we did our best and our best is better than our worst well I'm annoyed let's go commit genocide it won't let me wow it doesn't let you apparently you have to go up one at a time or else no all right let's go grab our big guy again he apparently got mad that we went the other way as long as we were in the underdark though where the [ __ ] did you standing by the exits for the colony hey Daddy I thought we were brows all right come on then oh now he's your friend okay I see how it is he doesn't like listening to people shorter than him yes they are not not easy to respect go ahead stay beneath you I dare I will actually it's just like you only had to look down on someone literally look down on someone it's hard to respect them that's how I feel and that that's normal that's gonna pick mushrooms so that when I go back to the brain eater guy you can have like a sick mushroom party Miss Fontina Finkel what is why can't I be sexist again when uh everything I don't like all right I'm sneaking interesting anybody else feel like sneaking this place I mean I'm committing genocide I don't feel like sneaking anywhere yeah but you can like do it ambushedly well Ambush them while they're talking to me okay die oh nice all right so it begins I don't mind killing holvick so much for peace why can't I not go first if this was a surprise attack oh well apparently climbing down a rope puts me in the initiative whatever I can't do that stealthily all right well tab it's your color and do something it's an equally climb the Rope um jump over here oh yeah let me try that [ __ ] can I me I can make it like all the way oh no I can't you're gonna have to jump past a bar with whatever you do because Barth is in your way oh hell yeah [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yeah let's [ __ ] go dude these boots have seen everything that's what I just said what does that mean what does that mean to have these boots have seen everything these boots I just wrote that song we should add it to our lineup one of these days these boots I gotta walk all over you oh I don't quite the bitsy boys walk all over sneak over here real quick I don't know why I don't have sneak attack or nothing he's gonna be so surprised when he turns around if he turns around yeah oh you were you were doing a whole other thing I'm all the way down here I tried to shove it off the ledge I I had 75 chance to do it I failed I guess I'll come in back did you just pick that guy up and put him down or did he jump my wow I apparently knew the corner of the room cool so bright oh do you hit glowing gems that's fine well anyway I was trying to use him as a weapon but then I dropped him uh looks hardcore all right so many times glitch go help the other shorty I'm getting bad vibes again because like the last time we trusted an NPC they killed the hostage and then said money please well this time I at least have direct control over it yeah and also glut has uh prejudice against Graves these dwarfs yeah great don't worry there don't worry he's racist work safe oh thank God racist racist uh Fontina murderer look we may be murderers but we're not racist which places you actually have something you can do you you have that c invisibility thing and there's somebody that's invisible around here oh [ __ ] um do I do I do anything right now or do I just well you see them innately you just have to be near them so if there's someone else here is it a passive yes oh yeah God damn that's super good you let the wrong person pop your eye out yeah honestly this is why you never trust old women oh they're right in front of me well isn't that fun oh there they are anyway I'm gonna I'm gonna smack this guy ah critical Miss huh well what oh it only got a 50 chance of doing that now I have revealed well I guess I'll punch punch oh he's in that promise how my turn he shoved me for the circle it must be prone well fine punching shove him he can't he doesn't have that ability I don't know why I can shove well now we're asking about glut oh okay he can jump for some reason can't shove these gluts oh that looks easy oh my God oh my God you pushed Taft too I wasn't even paying attention to that I do deserve it um I was just paying attention to the man I think the net the net benefits oh boy they're all going for glad good I mean no no if they're gonna go for anyone oh why does he wheeze like a wounded dog it's funnier I mean oh no you could probably jump down here I mean you might take some damage do I yeah I was one I was gonna ask if I take it it'll tell you if you do it'll say like minus one or minus two HP or something or death but if it doesn't say death you're probably fine I'm just gonna go down this nicely by the way you have not raged oh that makes me angry oh I can't get it'll make me angry next turn hey oh at least he's visible now more people here oh yes these are corpses okay they're they're already gray so oh wait hold on that means I have this ability which one of you is the least wounded uh I Choose You why does Fontina Finkel not like that was that your corpse Fontina she's got attitude stunning what did you do it I took control of one of the Corpses Fontina Finkel minus 45. bastard I think I decide whether that's true and I don't give a [ __ ] well now you're blind so let's see if I can hit anyway yeah save the 30 months yeah you're blind you can't see I don't think I can bring that shadow to where I got back but I kind of want to see what happens oh [ __ ] yeah you heal them when you do that but he was good on the floor stupid glut en wait no he's he's under your control now so that's good I guess I just sit around do anything about this can I heal myself I know you like stuff no do you have any potions you can't do much of anything sovereign oh well good news is we still have control of your best corpses dad better get angry uh uh my cat is in the way and I can't see my screen um here we go the rage wolf here we go rage wolf rage wolf that's Rachel that sounds like some sort of like Norse medal uh Geck Cole is the primary target but like you might be able to jump well actually no you can't jump since you just use your bonus action but yeah getting to that guy is our primary dude yeah if you get further away from me so that I can like do like an area of effect don't be in the cluster of guys oh you're pinging I see yes I wonder where I should go you're gonna have to clear the way or jump on your next turn so you're probably gonna have to fight reanimated corpse in front of you first not the shattered duraguar the reanimated corpse the shattered one is on our side I think the glowing one is not hostile yeah [Music] attack twice and then you can move oh he didn't die if zombies zombies come back just like a right of kind of damage I'll go like no [ __ ] well are you going that way have why are you going that way because it's trying to path around just just wait you can use your bonus action alrighty oh he's angry too that's less good for me and he's a bear no that's my thing I'm bleeding ouchy that was very ouchy actually ow do I get hurt that very hurt thinking thinking what are you also thinking well I'm waiting for him to go because I don't know if I should help him out or try and get rid of gag I did do you I mean I'm probably gonna drink a potion here as little as that's probably actually gonna help I think me and Tom can hand it yet too late already running a hundred guests that'll do ah there we go five Health after the 19 he just took from you that's that's good [ __ ] right there swipe knock thrown what is the save it's a deck save what is your deal I can't do an area of effect attack now um very high Constitution very high school all right let's just do the magic of this boop boop Boop and strike [ __ ] then fall over please sucker eat [ __ ] loser I'm the greatest oh there's another one that was the one I think I pushed off oh he's running away no that was yeah that was the one that Fontina Finkel blasted away all right I I knocked him over it was funny yeah you got electrocuted get on him why is everything over there so electrically my thunder is Smite lit up the water oh actually I think my boots did either way it was wet and now it's not dad how do I ping oh nice sorry uh jump over and kill this guy he's angry too sure sorry can you pick me again it's sick all right oh wait it's a liar that's so weird I knocked him down so he wouldn't hit me when I ran away yeah you should you should start by jumping like part way there and then I'm trying to jump there we go again go work tap thank you oh no we forgot to use your he forgot to use your extra attack no he already attacked oh all right um Corps here we got a coffee um and we have all the way over there well whatever you if you're gonna hit the corpse in front of me do it before I push it oh I wasn't going to hit the corpse I'm gonna go after him all right well fine I ain't got no elected potential I just got a brain worm oh that's just boarding thank you I thought my watch says the corpse let's go gamer lfg now a quiet Zone quiet car what if I did this and then I then I did this ah don't like that do you I I do I like it like my corpse what just happened he pushed by the corpse pushed my slave away damn all right novice grow more is mine now not that button [ __ ] hell saving I didn't do that ought to say that's why good old Jump Arena over here so I don't slip on the ice like an idiot stunning strike ah you're stunned and you're no longer making things quiet dummy it's funny that Bart and him are fighting around me like only because I missed clicked and didn't go with the direction I wanted to go in it was like one of those fell on me well I didn't mean to so you know oh All Is Forgiven oh I didn't know I didn't know you didn't mean do something a stupid shattered gray oh [ __ ] fighting zombies yes [ __ ] yes cheese give me the cheese got him so that's why I was playing the victory music all right what did God have on his corpse absolutely nothing corpses also don't have much on what no this one had wine oh I got to keep a corpse out of this deal though so I guess I'm happy oh a 30 Gold Hammer was there anything good in that room that you were in before uh if there was I probably broke it yeah holbeck looks like he's already been I found an exterminator's ax drop that arm and I'm no longer out of her way there we go tab hold on I'm gonna send you an ax that may be better than the weapon you're wielding hooray it's okay cooling I figured you just throwing it at me oh man I found some of my kin hate when that happens they died with a potion on them oh wait hold on I guess we can at least talk to the corpses oh that's why you would disappoint you found corpses of your kid okay I mean I'd be disappointed either way you're racist against very disappointed oh even even if I'm the one that killed him he has nothing to say here's my my kin is over here I mean it looks like your kids are kind of all around here wait which one's King I was literally just doing these are not very talkative execution victims I guess they're I guess they're busy oh well we can head back like I mean oh it's essential oh does glut have anything to say he's dead oh you're right never enough yeah I know what were we just doing well I thought but I thought because the mushroom people didn't talk it wouldn't work but I'll try the corpse has nothing to say no oh well it doesn't have a mouth anyway I guess that makes sense that was my original thought uh should we dispose of the shattered one I feel real bad that it's just existing now honestly it was a shattered drag r that caused all this so I feel like this is worthy penance you know one to keep vigil one to be my slave I think that's fine fair enough back to the making it village where we can maybe take a long nap yeah all right well that would be good and then we won't be nauseated you have only yourselves to blame for that I regret zero things about that situation I told you that well looks suspicious you know with the corpses in it it tasted Stronger Yeah it tasted like actual garbage which means it's like medicine yeah five seconds it doesn't kill you makes you stronger I do not think those corpses were in there for only five seconds I can't count oh I found a wand of fireballs that won't stop me because I can't count ever going to the shop I'm going to the shop keep real quick I'm checking out also the lady that uh you've got the husband back for oh there's a bird's nest in this cave that's weird how how did that even get in here show me your wares I actually don't really care about your personal story the shaking scared the [ __ ] out of me because I thought we summoned a mama bird of some kind that would have at least explained why the nest was here we wandered into the nest and then the shaking started so I was like what the [ __ ] man I see a lot of useless [ __ ] I'll go tell the Sovereign the dark deed is done anything fun on you hey spy Grays are dead it greets you with a harrowing elegy cheerless as the new moon well that's poetic rays are Dead the music shifts still Melancholy but now streaked with hope did we find a place where we can sleep we can sleep anywhere I suppose yes soccer freely you may take the guy ripping me off over here here I want to sell this mug and uh but before who has much better than the Ruffles they want another boon but not its source in your mind's eyes Spore shows you a drow striding among Mike and it Dead killing another drow it must be Tuesday and I will know my circle is safe okay well I'll get for that oh circle is not safe musk is getting rid of them it'll be another reward for this I hope I asked oh [ __ ] that's got some good gloves for me I will give one in return oh good the mushrooms an additional 1D for again I'm talking of course I say that right when the conversation is over but it got annoying there right at the end so what are we doing well I'm I feel like we're taking a long rest now but first I want to check out what we actually got for that genocide oh yeah oh [ __ ] yeah there's a drow in here it's like a dead ass giraffe ah a dead drow with a mouth that may talk true also a bunch of free oh man I should have sold this shitty ad on him uh flump mating rituals somebody want this book I'll take it what first what the hell was this girl have to say about being in this cave you're a fun team to read that I gave you a bug okay I'll read it after I'm done after we learned lifelessly what were you doing here well bad news you're in here all alone what's in the book The seek the secret yeah book disguised by Magic ah so that's why it was glowing Orange who were the others [Music] you know of the mood of the Water Deep thorns none would share what was your knowledge of the forge secrets operation book yeah no you said that already he really wants you to know that that book is not about flump's [ __ ] he's so proud of him how about what is the forge lost in all creation I like it the Spells power weddings you can ask no more questions think of the Masterworks that could be made there slam it probably doesn't go with your hat but you might want this shadow of mesen buzzar on what is it where huh oh sorry wrong click I'll give it to you if I can find it oh I just realized there it is it's in my inventory because I have a cape of the red Prince which I believe is a divinity to reference correct that's the where the shapeshifter mask came from too it's light armed oh wait did it say light armor it just oh yeah it's light armor I can't wear this shrouded in Shadow of the class action invisibility ends if you attack early okay it just gives you got my youth this old man back I suppose that's you're doing but I have to send them back out soon enough I was supposed to read a book Plum fried mating rituals is that the one yes yeah it's apparently disguised by Magic okay I'm looking at it it's not porn so why should we bother it's mating rituals I'm just gonna sell this hat that's a pretty good dog you got there Oh by dies you you mean for clothes what did you think I meant I thought you were switching out your dice that you play with like like well I mean you can do that but no you you don't see how that could be confusing in this game in particular well when I'm looking uh the problem is aside from this game I'm never not playing with a single die so to me no rituals what Remains the simple instructions we never know how they do it I just want to know how they do it the secret of forging adamantine but at what cost none week three we could have known sexy things okay I guess let's read that book now okay no it's okay I didn't get anything special I mean did it give you information like in the words itself I yeah there's something here I don't actually read the books let's say me the person does not read the books among the shards drilled The Gnome salute yummy whose talents of wisery were well known can't keep the sorcery under his two delicious shards with a great Forge which could heat mithril with such figure and turn into adamantine but he also built protector for the forge okay so there's a protector all right we'll just have to kill that then but we'll also need mithril ore and molds we'll find something like that so back to Camp Barth just conjures a minor illusion above his head that just says the more you know we have so many camp supplies well but all these companions are gonna try and bother us about things that don't [ __ ] matter nah nobody with things over their heads it says someone in cancer wishes to speak with you oh [ __ ] them they're not actually part of the story and I'm the place to deny the request okay fine who wants to talk to us I don't see no but oh it's probably Gail he looks like he's about to [ __ ] die I hope he does die oh hold on I kind of want him to just finally expire in front of my eyes what's up yeah he's either that or feed him some shoes I don't know apart from finding me an Autism agency I don't like him personally I think he's annoying and not worth keeping around all he did was kind of [ __ ] so we're done I don't believe I don't care yes everybody yes so he can sleep ah oh We're Dreaming again oh the dreams are is my love interest gonna be in the dream ah oh hello don't worry yes my orc clown under control for now does it hurt your neck to look up at me like that I see you I protect your characters good I think I also gotta knows haven't gone as you expected you hoped the Fey magic of the hag might be able to remove well frogs did but it wasn't yeah I noticed can you fix my eye to be rid of it understandable but you're looking for Solutions in the room I'm not desperate to get rid of anything I'm having a great time with mine well Auntie Ethel did talk about nether Reeves Magic the hag did not deceive you on this front your parasite is unusual it is wrapped in Magic that prevents its removal until the source of the tadpoles magic is destroyed any attempt to remove it will kill you that is unfortunate you were lucky that you only lost an eye I didn't lose anything I would have lost much more don't know why you're telling me that I'm doing great I think they're talking to us in a collective it's weird yeah other than Disturbed like I don't know fourth best song oh I'm learning more about the magic is special special powers some that benefit most that harm but most importantly it enables the host whatever to be controlled same the infected hear the voice of the absolute and believe it to be a God if you're skipping the text I don't want you to complain later that none of this makes sense you guys are having other conversations what's going on online the highest of their rank the true Souls carry a tadpole just like yours it is how they receive their orders it is what makes them obey when the order to transform is given it will not be a matter of days they will be mindfulness oh no sorry word not for my protection oh wait so would you uh well that's ominous I don't trust you we share a common cause and a common enemy just like chances have been built on less we are alike you and I we are nothing just like you I was infected with a mind Flay of parasites like looking in a mirror just like you free of it I've been trying to escape from this evil for a long time once I almost succeeded how through you I've been given a new chance you can go where I cannot and I can protect you from you I've got a very handsome lady if we work together so now our planet needs her health they need me I have to go uh what's going on over there give it down protect you I stole it from someone they want it back my mom says we have to be more quiet I pulled them off for as long as I can but sooner or I will discover the source of source of the control parasites before that happens the cultists are gathering yeah oh I didn't even know I had that check for you to convince them you are one of them and when you find the source of their magic destroy it are you looking at my dream Guardian our freedom I tried to but it wouldn't let me but I could look at progresses yeah my Insane Clown my Insane Clown Posse orc yeah mine looks very similar to yours violin Jay much better I'm no longer violently ill though my eyes still very much bothers me is loading before we move on uh Quinn can you check the gaming General tag uh um chat real quick and Discord Maybe do I need to just say it I can just say it I can look at it on the phone I mean it's it's okay that Quinn needs to do on his own end oh okay gotcha unfortunately the game cuts out when I'm adjusting my own audio levels so it's all just gonna have to be like that guesswork yeah yeah Gail has some major indigestion going on right now but yeah uh ghost of screens pass to say like don't only companions like you're a shadow heart after a bit and I didn't get to after but with Shadow heart in my own playthrough so I just don't like Shadow heart Shadow hardly like Carlock uh Carla carlak is the best she is an absolute cupcake and I love her but Shadow heart became my uh solo play character and then there's this [ __ ] I I rocked The Harem I had Lazelle carlack and Shadow heart in my party yeah like Willis fine he's hard to hate but not not easy to like I I don't like people that refer to themselves in the third person he keeps calling himself the blade of Frontiers and that got on my goddamn nerves oh yeah I didn't notice that but also I didn't talk to him that much I wasn't interested oh why am I in combat oh the corpse I took control of his turn against me oh oh we're leaving gotcha no I I mean I can handle this on my own honestly I mean I assume so I would there we go just a good right hook I was like why am I in combat what's happening all righty now that we're all rested up where are we heading we got three Pips on our map here did we want to go to that Tower the Squiddy mentioned finish Masterwork oh yeah no I definitely why like get absolutely destroyed on uh yeah so I'm gonna teleport to underdark beach because I think that's the closest thing oh I'm gonna get absolutely blitzed off my ass on mushrooms Oh I thought you said Underdog tab was falling behind well I I teleported and I barked that up this way there's there's a ladder over here ah over here behind you behind you behind you behind you oh wrong am I climbing the wrong level I do yeah wrong ladder this way other side of the beach down I don't see a ping I'm right here can you see me oh my friend yes he's not my friend alrighty oh Barth is the one that's also behind well I was exploring it's not lost if you want to find if you're not looking for something not all those who are wander are lost is this loss is this what lost disappeared I'm glad none of us became a ranger I guess we'll wait here for everybody in case there's like an ambush over here torch stock oh how could you forget these holes though holes nothing but rocks oh well that's unfortunate nothing but rocks oh wait I might be able to climb it's riddled with holes one of them actually generates a dialogue jump up there what does your what is what did you say to the Rock I didn't say anything but The Rock has a survival check that I didn't feel like doing if you want to check it it's this big one in front of me what is my wisdom I'm a monk so it should be pretty good I'll try it what did I say to the Rock I said the the tiered system with all the superhero movies is different whatever all right let's see here the wall is riddled with holes advocating stench of long rotten long rotten meat oh I have two options I have gnome survival inspects or I have short reach in [Laughter] I'm going to disappear for a moment I wonder if one like eliminates the other I'm going to try survival can I oh no no option for guidance anyway either way yes snap 20. you recognize the odor scent of carry you inspect those holes operations that Feast on the Dead at one time these Caverns must have been their banquet hall the creatures are either long gone or waiting patiently in the Darkness reaching reaching okay I'm reaching here the passage narrowing box bends the tentacle is limping cold ew you push it aside and retrieve something loose lying beneath I found something see it pays to be short sometimes it does that's why I found a topaz truly worth the risk of losing the yard it paid that's why I chose to be fly five Fontina Finkel has disappeared well then let me clear the room of mushrooms oh let me get back sick so cool I'm gonna collect these other mushrooms while we're here well I think it's that bullet we killed oh well that's not a problem anymore then half this draft box is crushed perfect ring of mushrooms we're at something's missing oh I've talked to this corpse but unfortunately I put away that amulet all right I'm back welcome back guys I stayed here and I protected you for five seconds I found a drow that fell from a tall height you still have free talk with Dad Duty messing with the Necronomicon ah yes do we need to toss it down yeah I mean see if this drive over here has something to say lingua mortis who is you oh okay I don't know what that means uh what were you searching for was it valuable so no and he fell so that didn't go well did any allies nearby better that way this guy's boring does he have anything useful to say what happened what happened through backpack what happened why are you boring oh you're just a little dead Loser yeah no he's not dead probably fell from this Cliff up here I was just throwing a backpack make you fall what the [ __ ] are you talking about oh some of these mushrooms are fake I can see why he fell that was dumb you're dumb you died and he wasted our time so inconsiderate of him oh my God I just noticed my shoes they rule Skellington water I don't need the water I don't feel like using this potion of flying but I don't have anything else that increased my jump ability oh yeah that one's fake I should know I think about it if I shoot something at the mushrooms if they're thick they disappear right takes all the guesswork at it we're checking our Crocs I jumped I guess correctly um it's very dark now though am I the only one that packed a torch I can see in the dark I'm just too short to jump that high well I'll check out the Ring Of Mushrooms then yeah I can't see it then I mean I can sort of see a little bit of a thing let's jump here let's jump up there investigation successful all right I found the the Imposter mushroom jump over here investigation fail oh the thing for that Ward I'm I'm good I heard you scream I can make it yeah all right trial and error so which one was fake uh they're fake they disappear well yeah but he said he spotted fake ones so um I think when I when I spot the fake ones you do too so when you spot them they vanish that's yeah ah okay so I think I think my character is supposed to be communicating that to you so like I can jump up here show up man there's blood on the platform that you landed on Fontina that's how you know it's real all right here we go this is racist I can't get up there no but you were able to get the topaz get short people hey Dad throw me up okay oh sure people got no reasons no reason sir [Music] all the way up there ah thank you guys we go around telling great big lies do you like my song I made up short people around me have I need a piece here we go buddy I gotcha here we go We Are Climbing our way up together upcoming frogs Yeah we're climbing oh no one more upbeats please find more upbeats I think you might need one more I I might be able to make this one on my own maybe I don't think so I think I can hold on oh no although I can actually make this one I said don't want no short people around me throw them back off anyway look at this mushroom Circle we made it up and progs is just like bleeding hey I found another mushroom Circle find that really obvious fake wall oh oh dear yes second mushroom Circle I would not have noticed that wall is fake it just it just had a different color pattern my friends are so smart and they think with their brains and stuff all right who wants to attack you forget to be angry I forget to be angry I guess we need to go into the mushroom Circle there's nothing else to do here let's check it out inside the circle uh it's an overgrown tunnel well I know what Paul's doing right now could be anything I found a chest oh hey I found another one of those freaky face walls oh yeah we can just walk through it all right it doesn't look like it's allowing me to oh it won't let me yeah okay what do we need oh here let me take the pork loin yeah we got food can we hit the wall okay it's tough very tough medium throw you at the wall it's made of wood do we have anything fire related uh I have fire I found a smell or is it okay it can't drip okay um I can use my crooked wall of fireballs to do a free one I'm gonna step back inbound targets invalid Target Hold On Target I'm gonna throw a Alchemist fire at it see if that loosens it Up tab can you jump over here I think the wall wants me to throw my friends at the wall yeah wrapping valid targets unfortunately all right well uh what if I give myself the ability to for that I think you fly around it oh geez I found a Cove all right I can fly now what would it make getting up there a lot easier uh I found a cult I know okay it sounds like Barth has something very interesting going on yeah and even though it looks like there are platforms over here I cannot fly to any of them [Music] oh this is hold on I I okay I pushed my face uh my out of body face through the wall this is literally where the ogres killed that hostage like that's just another entrance to that spot oh so that whole area must be part of the hag side out okay that's fine all right where's Barth should I go in the mushroom Circle we can go in the other mushroom Circle where are you hold on I'll go back the way I came uh this other mushroom circle is oh hey yeah that creates a portal down to okay a lump of Mike in it flesh always yummy and something I can lock pick yeah that was the chest I found got it should empty boxes to see Chris Pages drows studded leather useless to me but very valuable tab did you take the portal no uh a blue one dark mother Weaver of Destiny offer us a blessing to slay your foes may they be strangled by the threats if they died read by your image blah blah blah okay boss over here yeah I jumped on the mushrooms and found this chasm oh okay um no no no no no no not those mushrooms come over come over to the cliff I'm near I don't think any Guppies for these ones don't worry and I'm running to you to throw you where's my friends don't let Taft throw me I've taken a third of my health already damn and then once you get over here just climb down the Rock climb down the Rock the cracked Rock the festering smoke a Rock is cooking oh yeah yeah that looks very faulty they're like fish people I'm gonna go talk to them okay have fun with my weapons find The High Ground and just look at it I'm gonna sneak up behind and just see how that goes and potentially cast spells Pakistan the lighting changed washes Over You In The Deep free search do you think these guys are edible wrists are edible well I bet they pair well with the mica noise okay thing looks familiar manifests that's useful that's really cool you sacrifice you wait you chose to make a murder one great good bye that's a great honor how do we can make any God we want and we made one that loves murder we love that one what am I talking to here oh that's a high bar go for it I can't give you anything I did earn inspiration for finding that cave so I'm at least using one of them that didn't quite hit it not quite there this comma ain't it but look how close it was to a 20. well braced wall ones are sacrifice why do they believe in a guy that looks nothing like them hold on I can make another offer okay Red Cap I think so don't say frogs Brooke you wouldn't understand it anyway we'd say the little I don't want to be a red caps [ __ ] here I'm just gonna [ __ ] kill him I mean I feel like we're going to have to kill these guys anyway okay you already bathed the Latin blood dude well good thing you're all standing in water I have a surprise for you the wall is made of blood though yeah it's so much blood oh their God is only level five pathetic let's kill them and become their God I guess I don't believe that homie can I how often can I use this oh you can attack three times stupid [ __ ] so tab you don't need The High Ground like I do so cool yeah I started going to The High Ground accidentally I was trying to click and it went he went up instead how far into the initiative are you uh it's about to get to mine and fontina's turn okay hold on all right [ __ ] okay can I walk up here I can all right I can get behind this guy so I can just beat this dude up real quick uh if you need them in oh you got them in the lightning those archers are gonna be so [ __ ] annoying [ __ ] oh I oh I can sneak up on the archers all right yeah because arth I don't I I don't think I'm gonna hit you I can get this Archer anyway do whatever you're about to do I'm gonna do it now all right clap I'm awesome oh yeah yeah that's uh that's good progress there's two other archers like right near me that are gonna be annoying I'm gonna get the one near You tab so you you move on to kill the ones on the ground sick okay all right my friends can shoot things in fact I can Misty step up to it but I won't yeah it's a waste of the levels too all right especially if you can blast them from a range I'm the one fighting your God I do love how these little little freaks look but there's there's Scouts like other fish on their heads oh yeah they wear kin it's [ __ ] up there goes the wall the god of murder you missed two of your attacks not so good at the murder apparently let's move on I'll kill that one oh I want to get them here comes the Thunder delete actually I might need them no I can fire hold it right I'm gonna go beat up this one real quick what my fish dare you make me miss Ted you have a weapon that if you throw it it comes back to you what the [ __ ] that's cool yeah we get I got that for you ages ago that's so wonderful what is it it's the weapon you're holding so hit throw and then find the weapon that has the E on it meaning equipped and you can throw it that's so cool I will do that now okay I E wait I hit I no I don't I should I should hit Row first oh I'm sorry it's I you know what still throw it but it's not gonna come back we'll just pick it up after the fight and give it back no I'll throw this Javelin instead I got the returning Pike for my Barbarian well I I know the Goblin in the temple had it I guess I thought I bought it for you they thought about getting you a present that counts I said hey this spear returns to people maybe tap could use it and then we don't trust tab with money that's why he's born as a joke ah as a bid keeping my friend in poverty for the lulls where's their God did they die I deleted it with a Smite it's right here the God is pretty pathetic a thunderous Smite and a level two Divine Smite will do that to you I win did their God have anything on them uh he had a supply pack tonight okay their armor sucks have a conch shell their Prophet had a sickle of boa so much Seafood rope Dodge unconscionable so much conch shell I am now collecting shells orange shells chest are you locked you are not there is no answer from the presents there is no answer for the presence oh I don't know why I heard that too I heard it as well that was weird the narrator just really wanted to let us know what's going on over there there's some of these explosive shrooms so I was getting rid of it just so you know nothing is happening I think we've given everyone a shovel uh it's now and okay I dug up the dirt Mound it is now a hole hell yeah I mean of all of us you would fit uh-huh I feel small I am and I am quite tiny there's some Holy Fire over here now but I can't reach it yeah watch out for the torch stock I don't know what happened so that's are you dead he just got launched into the chasm yes he's dead he's gone you can still revitify on my moat [Music] can't believe frogs is dead we have to move on revived my moat you bastards now here's the worst part is I need line of sight to use revivify I can't that was the original problem oh you're okay somebody can jump over tab can jump over tab strong I I have that increased Athletics let's see yes I can get over there I'm jumping I will give you one of my Scrolls of revivalify and then I will disarm that chest oh no I don't wanna I don't wanna did you click on it already bad news if you fail it will go off then get away from me before I do and they'll fall off again I live hold on all right let me leave first can I get guidance before you do I can give you guidance after I leave but I don't think you can smoke I don't think you can I think you need to be somewhat closer okay I'm gonna I'm gonna disarm this hey tab jump in that fire okay okay I got that one now I can lock pick safely easy I don't see fire you don't see the fire it's right there automatically wait hold on when the wearer heals a creature and it automatically oh disingray gauges frogs definitely could have used that potion of Greater healing oh did somebody use a potion of Greater healing it was all over the ground oh it was the fire then I have I have normal potions it's okay I have one I have a bunch too okay oh yeah everyone has a lot of potions eh thank you for letting me step Steppy in that fire I don't so glad we can Bond as a team yeah shut up I love my friends shut the [ __ ] up time oh group that kills together stays together there we go now I have seven health because they're all culpable rats they're all going down with them I love being sexist with my with my body shamey friends specifically fancy that's way too far short kid more like short dumbass got me with that one I'm so funny you honestly should have seen him he got good hang time too cowabunga this area over here looks suspicious but then no by all means plod right into it that's why I'm sneaking I found a message in a bottle I was a [ __ ] on baby a bunch of discarded gold on the ground oh well this is just sad I want that Crystal hey I found something I don't think I have a shovel try the chest treasure hey sick let me get let me get my treasure there we go food I want my shekels no it's just food I'm just gonna wander into this we have so much food my shekels there's a chest down here emptied it oh so I'm guessing this is just like a hole from the surface and people just throw [ __ ] down where'd this Expo yeah hold on the Ecstasy of murder oh this okay there we go that's how they got their God they write a book about how great murder feels well they just gave them murder fan fiction well they have there's a God reference here called ball not ball so they can't even read there's that they can worship my balls Paul listen b-h-a-a-l oh okay worship these balls not straight up actual oh wait hold on they sketched they sketched one of their people into the beach look at them get an artistic side well they're all dead now admire admire their art before the tide comes in you know now that they're dead it's actually worth more I don't see how you would sell this to anybody okay maybe you don't these guys you don't you don't have an entrepreneurial eye Barth probably because you're palliative I swore an oath and then immediately broke it I don't think that says volume okay you're bad at being a paladin so I have far more levels and oh actually no I don't that's another character never mind talking about my long lost father wow that's so impressive Fontina Finkel have fun find your way back I don't want to put the torch out again Dragonborn really not are not a dragon we're not able to see in the dark correct that's weird we put all of our effort into that careful lightning breath I can see that couple people I cannot see it in the dark I think this is the Mage Tower where I can get all those crazy mushrooms tall and imposing yes this looks like a tower for Mages oh swarming toadstool oh boy oh cool cool we're uh we're in turn based mode now well only because apparently the turrets are motion activated I mean my survival's set off went off for something well there's a turret over there and if you stand out in the open it will draw a line at you what if I'm invisible can they see that apparently well it can only aim at one of us and there's four of us we can all just bum rush it I'm just gonna be invisible I could Misty step through this I can miss this step over here [ __ ] your turret I'm better oh oh there's another one it heard you so a second all right now so let's just I'm invisible let's just go wherever the hell I want hey they found you Fontina yeah no but I I'm fast so it's fine it's mine oh [ __ ] there's the other one you might want to be in turn base so I'm just gonna keep shooting unless you get out of its line of sight all right I don't know what I'm doing if you see a line drawn to your character it means you need to move I have to go the long way I think I can go okay no I'm good I'm good why did I enter turn the base mode I mean we all did someone else yeah well what if I take a pot shot at it oh [ __ ] okay you exited turn base mode at the worst time oh because then it just immediately snapped to me and shot me you bastard we're doing so good okay can we can we uh can we agree is turn base mode going to be on or off turn base mode on okay yeah sorry I was doing fine so I I got out of it thinking it would just affect me no no it does not I just hit end my turn I'm scared uh I'm trying to figure out what I want to do well I need to be do you have healing word does anybody have anything that can just pick me up oh I do thanks that amulet thank you the church is gonna shoot you again I I can get out of the way before it's its turn luckily cool Okay so fortunately it wasted my invisibility for some reason it turned oh it's only active for 10 turns and we weren't in turn based mode that's what [ __ ] me up let's see I'm I'm near a big door with arcane braziers Brazzers hell yeah whatever it's wearing a top okay how do I want to where's the tops it's a Brazier because I spelled that way I don't know razier brazzers.com I'm gonna step back here while I Ponder which way I need to head oh oh no you can still see me you can't see me there's a rock in the world I think that's turn-based mode coming to haunt us it's gonna stick yep there we go oh boy it has a lot of turns okay there's so many turrets what the [ __ ] like you guys are having a hard time yeah but my movement speed arcane it don't hurt my body all right wasted that spell hi Jen oh follow the sound of my beautiful music okay there please don't die please don't die please don't die don't die please don't die I live I died but you died standing does anybody else have a healing word I only had the one and I'm all the way over here now I do not have healing words where is all the way over here how did you what there's a mush there was a mushroom ramp and since the door were closed I figured I'd try going down here oh fair enough hey yeah I could go over there did you throw a potion at me that would work could you help me pick him up just click throw in that Fontina that would kill me but you know that would also get me out of here I mean it would only be two failed that saves you had the scene of room to spare uh how do you throw a potion uh if you hit throw the menu the the potion would show up in the menu of stuff to throw yeah well I can't hit throw at the moment s very funny picturing like a vial just hitting someone in the face that's how it can work you can if you hit them dead on you could hurt them and then heal them get behind me either of these of these if you go on either side of these stairs once you get to the top you'll not be targeted okay the best all right well I could not throw anything uh one second okay throw something now if I throw a healing potion it'll work I fell down dead and you went strange strange I've probably cannot seem to get up yes you mean okay just get over here okay before you so before you move too late never mind I did move well he's trying to pick this lock you lose your action so I was going to tell you to jump but I think you're fine [ __ ] am I so in danger uh as long as there's as long as that thing's clipping through a solid object to touch you you're fine okay I got the door open oh no there's another one in there no there's two ah okay why are they doing this well it is a Mages Tower they like protecting their [ __ ] and mages are [ __ ] oh there's also there's also an open window on this side that seems more useful all right I guess that open window did show that there was something in there that could Target us um all right so if if we hide we should be able to see what they can see but I can't right now all I have to do is hold shift and then you can see it okay oh yeah that's better all right meanwhile Barth is like all the way down at the base of the tower real base I haven't found a single turret I have Misty steps so I can get get through some of this especially if we stay in turn based mode where the unfortunate that we have to deal 10 damage or more oh you know what's funny they are weak to lightning so Barth the blue dragon is actually the one thing that could really hurt them yeah I don't have my lightning equipped you don't have witch Bolt no or chromatic ore no that's unfortunate oh you're just gonna go in all right bye Tav okay did the game save or did you okay okay these [ __ ] need a safety save yeah get behind that that that that thing yeah it looks like you're safe oh now you're not uh oh another another no if you get behind the the thing you'll be safe I guess I'll just Dash over there that 'll get that out I think dashing another plan oh all right we should be good it's like a doordash yeah they can't hit us okay so what what's what's the plan for dealing with them though like how do we turn them off I feel like if we get to somewhere in here there'll eventually be a way to turn them off I do have arrows of well I have one Arrow of lighting if you want to try and take one of them down um if we're not in turn based mode I can probably equip oh do I have a lightning spell I don't have a signal lightning then you okay hold on try this staff then Fontina I just sent it to your inventory we I can't we have to not be into the baseball oh or maybe it has to be my turn you have to it takes an action to equip it okay we'll cancel and turn ah welcome to the basement floor hello I can fly now I need to get to the next turn for me to do anything wrong flies now frogs flies now I had a potion that lets me do that maybe we'll find a way to turn it off down here oh there's another locked door down here now I have the staff did we hurt these turrets I got legs legs are for suckers that's what my staff is for I don't know if it works it'll if you use a can trip it'll give you a Lightning Charge and then that will add lightning damage to subsequent attacks okay well after I equipped I can't use anything so yeah because it takes the action I don't have lighting Powers it's a little chill I'll see about this locked door let's use a camera I'm gonna give guidance to tab crack the old Knuckles here and doors unlocked please don't be anything to shoot me inside what does Guidance Do uh a role that you have will be good it gives you 1v4 on your next roll specifically ability checks what no I won't do anything okay I will end my turn all right so that tantrum should have given me something um I have nothing no you can't wait so runs through you oh hello hold on uh let's apparently Barth is talking oh oh I found a flower that saps magic and apparently the game think that's important enough that I hold on mother give me more powerful time in memory I feel like I've lost my mummy you have been alone before but this isolation you're so alone sooner you get away from this flower the better well but why is it here but yeah I use Canterbury didn't give me anything I have no nothing to use what cantrip did you use guidance oh got it is that not the I I when the wielder deals damage with a spell or can't oh damage with the spell catch okay sorry I I heard if I use a can trip um all my cantrips are offensive in one way or the other so so I can I can use this and do some damage with that sturdy all right we'll see if that works it didn't do any damage so I guess no it didn't work I can't do damage to these legs all right hey I found another hole unless unless I'm Gonna Hurt tab for no reason that would be damaged you do that too big for this hole I'd have to do that take out I'm doing that hang on fly tap you yourself why haven't you healed um I wasn't sure if I needed to save my healing for other people no heal yourself okay are you finding anything over there a bunch of alchemy ingredients a book called The Treatise on animagic properties of the producer flowers I did find one of those I mean I can give it a read real quick bye Tav those knowing the sister trees their Magic Properties have been something something blah blah blah Line's been drawn across pages but the remainder of the book is thin and blank do I get anything from reading it no no dialogue or nothing can you maybe give it to you distracted me with Haley yes uh once I have more movement I can give it to you you [ __ ] I see you and your turn you see nothing piece of [ __ ] hey uh Barth if you pick some of those flowers and give them to them would they be able to throw that at the uh turrets are the turrets Magic you know the turrets are magic but I only have the one flower shut one of them up maybe what about that book yeah here I'm giving it to you uh no that's Allison's Journal he was the bear a dead bear there you go now this thing looks intriguing uh I am neither smart nor magical I'm not sure if I should be [ __ ] with it oh this is another one so I will oh oh give me the flower the flowers are a power source yes just happened to find that in the book yeah give me that awesome all right flower added combined there we go I turned something on hopefully that doesn't [ __ ] everything up for you up there oh again I'm getting a cutscene let's see turning on the boiler it's interesting that we have the elevator it's so interesting that the charts were on when the hey it worked now it won't kill you oh thank God oh yeah okay that turned on the elevator and turned off the security system and the barrages I cowardly hiding words I saved you all all right now we can finally get back in the real time can live again I bravely moved on thank you frogs and on thank you to Fontina Finkel have yeah why are you blaming other people all right well enjoy now moving anyway getting a little elevator before I leave you glowing gym why are you so slow trying to find it I don't know I could be in an elevator with you hosting a flying well used okay you have to hit the button yourself kick I thought you ditched me again now it teleports you I guess going on over here you have to go up or down I went oh there's there's more stairs there I don't see the stairs that you're walking on that's so weird anyway oh oh you'll love this floor our progs oh the cutscene oh cutscene oh they got a cutscene he went all the way to the top floor he went all the way up huh like you have to tell me what to do I'm an idiot um well now you're talking to a robot Bernard Bernard what a lovely all right I'm going to get up there just in case I'm not interested in riddles I love riddles I can't choose number one I love riddles friends we have to kill a robot I will no more get up there I guess yes apparently oh no I guess I guess we have to go fight a robot real quick don't hurt my friend starting fights I really hold on hold on hold on hold on I'm gonna click short rest okay yeah oh [ __ ] I can't because we're in a fight ah yeah but right there hold on I'm coming up gotta help you if I die because then your mightiest Ally will ha ha oh there's lots of them oh you and you skipped the mushroom floor too that's really sad well we can go back down to it I'll give you uh some I would rather stop bitching deal with the people that are about to die Barth you might want to heal yourself a bit tab you know what I'm calling the dog I don't think we good boy how could you call the duck apparently I'm allowed oh well let's it's okay there's not gonna be a battle up because I I love my robot friends you need to heal and get angry I'm trying to heal and it's I mean this target is too far for the dogs well it's not your turn yet tab when it's your turn uh why can't the dog okay you know what scratch is good a boy to attack apparently refuses to attack I'm going to keep him around in case we need the help action for when somebody goes down Barth are you coming I am I'm not he isn't wondering why Barth isn't here yet I am trying to make sure I can find stuff that will be useful for us in the fight after the fights I if we need it for the fight we won't know until it's too late oh yeah what if we need a [ __ ] ladle for the [ __ ] fight hey I just found a chest at a whole bunch of men mundane [ __ ] in it when you take it out it's not mundane anymore that sounds really useful for the fight Barth how about this Mage Armor I found or this is boots that give you a feather fall so you can jump off the tower after the fight oh and look there's a reference to what the robot was talking about in this book seems like seems like can't get angry oh did you did you get used okay wait does tab not have any more rages drinking a potion is a bonus action you also need a bonus action to rage oh okay okay oh I'm gonna deflection okay stop it I'm so angry sexy robot friends are hurting me and my other friends oh Jesus somebody else might need to heal tap oh oh dear I Stray too close to the corner apparently I feel fine I don't know what you're talking about have cash oh I'm better all right maybe I can shoot them with some music that's really epic new Fontina Finkel I'm less angry at you laughs I wish the dog like how old yay it's Thunder both of those missed at a 75 chance to hit okay fair dog bite the first turn he's subordinator good boy my performance uh Barth are you coming I'm in the fight now oh are you yeah I'm right next to Tap but the problem is I'm still on the next floor down we're just texting over and over Barth are you on your way hey they killed our [ __ ] dog they killed the dog they killed our [ __ ] dog actually I so no he teleported back I saw the club oh my God this was a bad fight to get into you should not have come up here tabs can't believe I wasted a wasted a potion on not being able to heal tab yeah usually when you throw a potion you want the person to be in the splash area you don't want to hit him with it I just find it funny when you hit someone with it yeah the potion's just sort of sitting there now what kind of potion is it immediately got broken because of the static yeah I'm just staring at it I'm dying yeah and you failed two saves already so you're probably gonna like die die yeah the last Auto Savers when we were still trying to do with the turrets do yep God damn it these things have such high defense why oh my God we are [ __ ] I did not have many spell slots for you huh yeah cause I'm like the physical threat right now all you want I'm gonna I'm gonna snare your missus okay all right that was a critical hit all right uh feels like if I go up there it's just gonna be a very bad time it is a very bad time but I have a very bad time with an extra hand which really would have helped a couple turns ago didn't seem like it would you'd be surprised do I have to do anything no you're dying gotta help you just gotta just gotta struggle well maybe I can push some of them off the tower if I drink this okay the camera is like focused on me so I wasn't sure if I was just holding things up Parts here Parts here well here let me play us a nice song while we all die together get them in it's been an honor to play with you tonight oh now I think about it I probably should have gone back outside got another one of those flowers great dodging frogs yep the one thing I can do right now right now frogs is better than you uh let's see standing near a statically Charged Bernard takes two to 16 lightning damage I might just die to passive Bernard damage however you want to pronounce it I was betrayed by my robot lover I think it's got to be potion of speed if I die for love that's how I go please kill thank God Bernard I would really appreciate it if you'd fall over magic do we have that no that was the flower we used to power the tower oh okay there's another one down there but I only grabbed the one I didn't think we'd be immediately going to the top floor and starting a fight tab had other ideas I did not have One Singular idea in my head when I came up here except and I said go up and you went all the way up and didn't pay attention to where I was I went up I didn't see you I kept going up thank you for the potion well at least it helps somebody up up time don't fail yourself well I think tab is about to fail to save because Bernard's there dealing damage yeah Bernard is an [ __ ] stop it and down he goes damn and you and you succeeded your saved too yeah but Bernard was dealing damage so yeah avenge me Bernard needs to die I hope this hits I guess I'll not as good as I hoped try to focus damage I can't go near Barth when he's doing that because it makes my my OBS lag like crazy I have to deal with ads I'm just I'm way too ouchied right now I can't stand in Bernard's [ __ ] I can watch too far away ouch I'm about to back up a bit all right and now Fireball I do like that though it means like he's so powerful if we get too near him come on I hate this 50 50 [ __ ] here this okay 50 50 does not seem accurate go away what whatever was the line red when you were doing it that seems that way God damn unfortunately if the lines are ready even if the successful one doesn't work it's too heavy uh fun team to do nothing left yeah I was taking a look to see if I did but oh good oh good he's powered down he's stunned he's Gotta Get rid of it at least first question can I just push you down to the next floor no smoked him I'm trying to make sure I use the right Smite he's resistant to a lot of [ __ ] even lightning go figure he seems to be spitting out a lot of it so that makes sense thunderous Smite shouldn't work all right all right you have advantage nice excellent excellent good those are good now I'd be able to push them off but I already spent my bonus action he's down to half hell that's good and luckily these archers suck all right honesty steps I'm here for a whooping don't replace it we're here too I know I can't do it I I I I could I can move away before your repulser yeah if you guys back off let me punch him a few times [ __ ] kidding me this is actually absurd hold on I just want to deal as much damage to him as possible before you sleep oh come on you should have used your poster or waited for me to move I didn't realize burning hand it did not tell me it was an area attack I have a scroll of it it shows you the targeting area no it didn't it straight up did not it just said let me select something I'm dead and we're already falling apart tab with the glue I mean Bernard's nearly dead at least the team is nothing without tab do not do that Electro [ __ ] again missiles I die because of that [ __ ] pants the game straight up did not show me that it was gonna hit you I have a 45 chance to hit on a push and if I do it pushes them to the next floor it's only a bonus action right yeah I push him twice down actually yeah you know what if I miss I'll just hit him damn well [ __ ] uh let's see oh I could have shrieked though if you back away I can definitely knock him down well all right he goes before you so wait he has an attack of opportunity though so he's gonna try and hit me if I back away oh okay um just keep smacking him yeah he's almost dead oh definitely not that um he doesn't believe it's not that fine just try smite don't miss nice he's dead okay now we just need to deal with his shitty archers before I bleed out yeah The Archers are very doable hopefully they are sexy very doable yeah they keep missing is the thing oh hold on and now I'm fatigued because my haste wore off so that's that's my turn nope that's not what I clicked game okay [ __ ] you I clicked on magic Missile and it just didn't do it what if we didn't I'm eating mini gummy worms left missile please stop shooting me God damn it at you no no I'm dead that that was burning hands right there well I swear the game did not show me it was gonna hit you I'm guessing you also haven't played D no not much I'm certainly not as a wizard oh my God thank you I can only do that once though so good luck you know what once might be all you need once is all we get honestly so yeah the game I'm looking at this at the scroll it straight up doesn't tell you I can't jump so I have to use an attack they're not resistant to lightning so which bolts might work but I only have one uh sorry I'm obsessing over that damage because I I'm actually mad that I did damage I didn't intend to do all right all right [ __ ] it let's try this it's okay damn it I forgive you and now I'm out of spell slots when it's called burning hands I figure you put hands on it that was my logic in my head what is I would also think that it well that's not a good sign then oh no yeah you're right you really pulled a Jesse slash tab what a [ __ ] at least we got lots of reactions for ah cool so I will I will say if you close into melee range with them you can impose disadvantage on their shots yeah but as a spellcaster that's a double edged sword yeah then you also have disadvantage on yours like I might just have to risk it wait why don't I oh look I can only use that once feelings are burning bonus action so I can heal and then refreshes on a short rest damn that would have been useful for this so you can you can tell when we're taking a fight seriously because we just dropped the character voices [Laughter] it's a serious business now no characters all right I guess everyone's just taking an animated armor for now and here's a hot shot take out one of these guys I guess this works or if you could get to Tab and use a revivify I don't have one currently but I can get it I I I can give you one yeah if you hand me one then I'll do it uh hand it off and slide I have two you go ahead and just take your turn I'll give you one of mine uh okay you're gonna do that yeah I I had to heal already so I don't I saw it it's better for now for me to attack but I can bring tev back next a tab okay we're getting somewhere now okay I have a plus seven to hit it's kind of absurd holy [ __ ] Bernard had a cool ass glaive oh it's a halberd sorry I'd give it to tab but then I feel like I'm rewarding him for this avenge me so the red head silhouette on on prague's next to progress guy makes me think he's dead for half a second every time I look no I just can't see [ __ ] I ain't got no depth perception no more all right so now come on just hit him thank God okay he's [ __ ] dead all right oh man I'm gonna put tabs somewhere safe but close to the anime there we go the secret keep it safe I'm alive you only have one Health test next opportunity in fact I'm gonna get in the way of this I'm gonna actually put my body in the way this is not in character I'm gonna cry it's the beautiful it's friendship ah I can't imagine there we go and I'm more likely to survive at the moment and I need you to fight tabs like barely alive he's like you lied to me no I will kill you again no you won't ask frogs I'll damage people for no reason and refuse to cast guidance despite having no reason not to okay let's see here I missed it coming in don't use burning hands I won't use burning hands ever again yeah we did it oh my God oh yes wondrous good work me my friends we've done it so I don't like I said I don't want to reward tab for whatever the hell that was but Bernard did have fists on him but Tina told me go up I went up opposite all the way up so up the most up I know what's up I'm Delirious Scrolls now I was giving frogs uppies and I got jealous I was like Wow could be me could have been this could have been us I guess I'll just hold on to this for now me and worthy of it yeah that's that spell sparkler isn't doing much so I mean I can't hand it off to Barth hold on this thing is called the stool of Hill giant strength I need to examine this what it's just called the stool of Hill giant strength I can't do anything with it I can't use it you can't sit in it it's it's I mean it's tilted over oh I think this might have been something the wizard was working on oh let's make you real strong while you're sitting down oh I sat it up oh [ __ ] you're very strong oh yeah you can sit in it it bucks you for how long as long as you're sitting okay you know what [ __ ] it I'm still taking it so only with this stool Kenny lift with your back I want to sit on it At Last I am mighty you feel like a giant finally it fills your eyes I am the tallest I am the world's shortest Giant I didn't even recognize you you were so tall oh yeah and you can't even do every action makes you stand up so it's just a novelty I can't even take it with us damn I'm descended so just go back how many times descending where how many once well the rest of the tower is empty that I confirmed my way up descended once I'm gonna try to find a floor with all the mushrooms or did you take all the mushrooms already I didn't take them oh no not empty uh I found another button what does it do it takes you to the basement which I thought we already were in okay good I found the timisk spores the guy I wanted the tongues of Madness when you're done come back up to the roof because I'm not going to a new floor without everyone here there in fact while we're doing this oh that took the edge off um that feels really good and now I can Channel my abilities again together with me it's a reference now I have a witchboat scroll wait I wasn't supposed to whatever whatever as a wizard you can look like those spells right from the Scrolls yes you can oh it costs gold but if you right click a scroll you can copy it into your book and then prepare it whenever you want oh yeah the dimension door one might be useful I'm too low level at the moment but yeah I got it I got all I got all the Dank shrooms we need to so I can go I can go tripping with that mind flare flirting learning spells like crazy now that you mentioned that I did well be careful our gold is pooled together I think no we have we have individual gold ah neat some of you are much richer than the others remember tab is poor yeah tab is the four one right now well I need to save up so if I ever want to respect I can just shove gold down that oath breaker Knight's throat and make them leave I will not learn scroll up burning hands I I'm confused now but you've had so much experience with it now this is like your origin you're like I did that spell once and never again yeah again oh okay whoops I thought I was going down a flight but I pressed the basement button so he's going around I'm in the basement but good news is the basement appears to be empty I mean we were already in the basement right this is not the basement we were in oh it's a sub basement oh he has a sub lab where's the button where's the button that you press to get there uh go to the top floor first oh you know yeah I can do that I think I've robbed everything that they had here no [ __ ] flight I'm gonna put Wishbone instead flight hasn't like I don't know like if I really need flight it won't be during combat so I can just oh I see yeah okay so the button does show up for everybody now that I've revealed it I found a button that doesn't do it and look more spores is that important at all you've done what I found a button but it doesn't work it's probably for the best tap was like strange place for a button or whatever very weird it's me all right was that the one in the bedroom yeah oh okay yes I'm just so hot and sexy I can't take that portrait uh Hey Fontina Finkel you might like this hold on hold on staff of Arcane blessing mistress blessing blessing uh blessed grants an additional 1B for saving throws weapon Tech an additional 2d4 to spell attack rolls so you can see am I pretty good I will grab it and send it to you I will email it to you look for the attachment there you go it is now in your inventory as per my previous video that's basically the same amount of Damages the one I have so it does fancy stuff it does let you let you cast less yeah where it can't be electrocuted resistance to lightning damage oh [ __ ] hold on that goes with me I'll send it to you you have it now I that would have been great with these boots oh so now I can guidance and bless that's actually pretty good yeah the hearst's diary I thought three years ago that I would start a diary not the book I guess not a research Journal though all right so tab we're going down down you have to go you have to go to the floor yeah you have to go to the roof to go down okay never mind we're going all the way up you want to click the button that specifically says basement okay uh so that button is not on the elevator uh it is it's at the very top oh wait hold on I did take the ring off oh I'll go get you yeah there's one button here you go get me mom I'm not having fun who knows what missed you so did a button short now basement yes yes now there was okay yeah I had I had to put the ring back on to disappeared when I put the Sparky one you left before I couldn't leave wait but I the Ring's still on you can't click the button when I'm not there yeah as soon as you were gone it was gone there we go now I can go there's a metal door up here we already looted the rest of this place God Fontina don't you know how to use an elevator I was looting a bunch of Scrolls to answer someone in chat yes I already have resist lightning because of my blue Dragonborn Heritage but I need the I need to be immune to electrocution because every time I step in water thanks to these boots I get electrocuted so it's redundant but also helpful so where does this door lead I wonder I'm gonna check I'll follow what the hell that was business okay that's gotta be a fake oh wait hold on it's a lever ah so this is the basement okay that makes sense I can't read so I'm not gonna bother that side won't work on me because have can read I'm gonna pick another one I'm gonna pick these flowers because I'm like not magical so I don't really give a [ __ ] play that really works I now emanate an anti-magic field good luck survival failed I'll not hit this lever there you go there you go okay yeah that does not give me dark vision he played with it you got you got the survival check so you get to claim what's there that's the rules oh boy it's Scroll of haste all right I'm going to give that to you oh okay I have you don't want to be Hasty well also if I step near you you can't cast Magic yeah casting spells is blocked and you could put that spell in your book so you that's interesting whatever paste is a very good spell oh then I'll learn it done all right do we want to travel back to the Colony now and watch frogs get high I'm gonna get hurt which means we have to go back down to the sub basement I mean we're his are we his safety person either that or well I just want to get to the elevator to go upwards you know I don't want to jump up much it's not so it's not an elevator it's teleportation pad there's a teleportation pad yeah it doesn't it doesn't move it moves you oh oh I see what you meant the music's going hard right now nothing's happening but the music's like it's making up for the it didn't expect the fight in the roof to happen so fast it's catching up ascend oh your flower might be blocking it because it's magical one more up I think yeah this is the way out also there was a chest I saw a chest out here that I can lock pick so I want to do that before we leave I'm not satisfied unless I steal everything they own are we on the right floor until um no no yeah sure okay not that tough I found another weapon for you go up yeah okay there you go you have another Hammer now oh thank you thank you whether you want to sell it or not that's that's that's on you oh we're still too low okay well I got some more of course I'm checking this Barrel see the [ __ ] the levels they're confusing okay you could have just gone up one though and looked around like I just did I I did I went up one I didn't see you and I continued my Ascension so you looked for a moment yeah they needed more because I was there well I you know you you're hard to spot you look like everyone else you know no one else was around I wanted to go up and meet robot friends oh that went well because they weren't friends I did and they're dead so you really you killed them you killed the robot I thought it's uh they weren't dead until we knew they existed hmm all right you know I'm just going to teleport back to the Mike knit Colony that sounds like the Cannon acting like it's gonna hit me still before I get super high I'm gonna sell a bunch of stuff because I am overloaded so we're just heading back to the mushroom place yes yeah all right go to the microneed Colony tab oh thank you on your map oh Sovereign glut's body moved over here that's weird self-disposing I guess they felt like they wanted it for the colony we'll be carrying out soon enough nobody here uses light armor where are deals in additional 1b4 with Throne attacks oh actually how do you throw things or use like improvised weapons tap throws quite a bit yes I enjoy throwing it's a hobby of mine give that to you also Taft what kind of armor are you wearing right now how strong is it scale male plus one it's a 15 Armor class okay just making sure before I sell everything very good have those gloves they're they're good for throwing things by the way while you were all fighting I did find some gethianki relics is formed from Slate thank you for the gloves I will think of you whenever I'm gripping things closely I'm reading much sense of them you seem like someone who might want to talk to us yeah they make eye contacts oh God it's part one of a series like part five randomly the heavens were shattered I think I just found it I'm reading so that's what I meant he blackheads treachery narrator declared the throne for himself the war of the Comet had begun that was a good part of Avatar forbidden one given how expertly it was it was coded his elbows surely want to know oh yeah I'm sure she will I'm sure she's very interested in there all right let's get high she's still in Camp thank you for the squirrel fantina people I greet you child how has my search for the mushroom spared I have found mushrooms found these mushrooms you were looking for it will only take me a moment to brew them to proper potions lost in its own musings you must drink the entire draft I can make no promises as to its taste drink it all in one go [ __ ] chug chug chug chug the potion is disgusting questions irrationally try and stay focused okay gotta stay focused okay okay I'm freaking out is it kicking in am I high it's final boundaries what was that sound was that the cops they know tell me if you're a cop they're not gonna know how would they know they always know they're not gonna know it's okay my Monkish wisdom is saving me a lifetime of practice if you're high in front of a cop just roll a dice my lifetime of practice getting high has helped now [ __ ] you I'm stronger than you were like the sun digs deeper as if it means to hollow out your skull joke's on you there's barely anything in there focusing on a tune resist resist the Panic from within wall off your mind from the psychotics yeah no I'm not smart um the first to our wisdom yeah I'm gonna resist panicking just because like you know okay calm down calm down chill out it's okay it's okay I've never been this high in my life but it's okay it's okay just a bad trip man just a bad trip you are still award you just need to put on some Cartoon Network against itself the parasites well well more power than you have ever felt before oh that's cool lashing out against that which would dare to intrude foreign are you well okay I have ever observed before the power is like like the lumpy back of your head I feel like you're weaker not stronger you you my bad 's having a hard time I am I'm just trying to get rid of I'm just trying to you know take my dewormer I've returned what's next cutting off my head oh will that helps oh but there is decapitating me won't help huh I possess we're gonna have to take off your hand and scoop it out and put it back it prevents Elder brains from noticing my presence it will not remove the lava but it will limit its influence both positive and negative okay again it would to offer it as a gift but in truth the ring is priceless don't care give me is there anything you could offer me in turn three um well my intimidation really sucks even with my fancy eye give me the ring or I'll kill you why didn't you mention the ring before this potion debacle I obviously he didn't want to give it well then you could sell the info on the nautiloid yeah it's I've been telling everybody else fascinating topic indeed what can you tell me let's see it's big and has tentacles [ __ ] ah never mind I feel like this might be a bit better it's it's a plus one rather than a minus one so yes can I get one second yes yes I will guidance yay Aunt Tina cares please please please please [ __ ] holy [ __ ] yeah yeah use the inspiration come on yeah there we go what a brilliant experience thank you I I've been practicing that in the mirror closer to the money I like to think that you did it in the song here it is yours as long as [ __ ] time ago on a stupid not a Lloyd I'm always [Music] good that's the only time it's ever happened now I'm allowed to sell the blood how much of a dick move would it be to immediately turn around and sell the ring to blurk I mean how useful is it uh advantage on saving throws against Charmed so as I guess that right and it doesn't it means the the thing won't affect your brain anymore this is what he said or protects against at least yeah I cannot be Charmed or it helps me against being Charmed I'm going to sell my shell collection you're going to Shell it Tower I'm gonna kill you um again let's have some books just say the word say the word sell these random letters I found all right hold up what's this I have a new ability oh yeah because your larva got powerful oh bastard it does suck that I have to wait or that like players in general have to wait before they sell something to the same guy but it is very funny to imagine all of us talking to the same Merchant and him just looking at all of us and just like um uh one at a time please Infuse a creature with psionic Force if it reaches zero hit points it heals instead of falling unconscious okay that's I guess that's useful I can actually heal things now can I heal me oh that's lovely I only just now realized that while I was recording via audacity I was not recording my point of view well yeah you know to download the stream POV oh I see I see it's it's if I'm about to die it works gotcha okay that was a waste I can't guarantee I will ever use that ability ever I mean that may have worked in the last fight Maybe well while we're planning on selling where else in the underdark we want to go there's I mean there was a whole bunch of these magic Flowers by a glowy tree over here oh that's true and it looks like that's where we can also get the suser bark if we even care about still crafting that weapon oh yeah the anti-magic weapon that thing I'm keeping my toad teapot I think it's Charming okay it's also great that I titled My Stream what is Taft gonna mess up this time and uh we got the answer hold on and that's too soon to say for certain if that was it there's more time got a lot worse we didn't die yeah I mean technically three of you got one of you did two of you got clothes I simply fell into an abyss at some point oh tab hasn't talked to this guy before so he's getting the whole feel oh God right click or space to skip sorry my friend what's going on what the [ __ ] is happening there was a bitter bang right next to this entrance and every time someone walked by it was going to explode so I exploded it it would have been hilarious if that somehow caused the mushrooms to attack us oh mellium did get a negative rap I don't I guess maybe he was interested in watching that one I mean you probably just blew up somebody's Auntie so like doesn't seem to care miconoid mushroom people I thought it was biking it I honestly there's open debate yeah Michael it says that on the map so Michael none of your business okay note to self those mushrooms are not Magic not magic mushrooms but if you throw them at other people you can Inspire similar effects Beaver Bang that's that's that one Skrillex song down down down by the bibber creepy Society of Brilliance Travelers chest locked hand taking anything from it would count as stealing yes but if have you spoke frogs were to cover the place in darkness and then steal from it I mean I've got to scroll of fog Cloud right here I just have freed or not free I guess it costs two key points but so oh yeah no people have you made any I do enjoy and my magic coughing in my private collection sorry to your liking feels terrible oh hello Abyss beckoners the summoned creature is resistant to all damage except psychic oh but every turn must roll a save or go into mad so definitely don't use that on scratch that sounds fun oh I keep forgetting to mention this I have boots for you Fontana that let you cast featherfall for free well at least once it wants a rest oh that sounds useful stupid [ __ ] some [ __ ] I don't have all these alchemical ingredients outside my bag here have all this [ __ ] from the hack I'm never gonna drink it I don't trust it coward it sounds do you want it doesn't know six new recipes unlocked I'll give it to you progs if you feel like drinking this only out of dare you said boots not boobs but it would be funny you have a chest you can wear and it lets you feather fall if I were to give myself guidance and or or at least give myself less I don't know if I can give myself guidance very well I wonder you can give yourself guidance okay if I were to give myself guidance and bless and to try the necromancy book again I wonder if I could get further into it three I now have the fault are you actually gonna try and pick it I'm just seeing if I can hide nah blurg has a problem with that the guy doesn't like that someone's sneaking around yeah why are you sneaking all right now do it keep picky lucky oh my God it's a 20. um I wrote this that one okay [ __ ] tab very very loudly next to these guys is like are we stealing I can't give you guidance oh that's what's happening this shit's worthless from you guys unfortunately anything useful he would get would be honest person on the chest yeah it's most of the [ __ ] in there is worthless I took the gold oh we have more gold now let's get the [ __ ] out of here before they realize I wonder how long that fog Cloud lasts but never come back never come back bridge and now we have to lie it refer the bridge now we lay on it quickly into the anti-magic forest then we can steal that boat that's sitting down there I love doing crimes with my friends vote yeah there's a boat I mean I'm going down there's the way down over here what are we going to the anti-magic forest first I thought that's where we were going over here yeah the three of us are oh oh you're already over there right I'm on the other side but it's the same thing oh we went to the other place oh hello oh yeah there's some book tours here there's some Horrors in this house as they say sadly the tree glows as bright as sunlight so hiding doesn't do a lot of us clearly in view of the hook horror that's in combat now oh boy I can smack this thing oh [ __ ] it found me too a different one found you yep yeah you're in a completely different scenario well let's see who can kill ours the fastest of a paladin with no smites or the whole party it's so scary I hate it now in thank you you've not got an angry tab I don't think we need to worry about getting angry yeah we're getting that helped down real fast so [ __ ] now you [ __ ] now I'll get in uh no no no no no no don't bother yeah we already got it down to like half health I'm not angry then killing babies with my friends and I kicked in The Shins there we go wonderful all right damn I'm just one hit away from killing mine oh it led to death oh we got the Fanfare for yours too there's a magical do whack oh I found something else found me something else is here okay it's another hooked horror what are the odds we all got brought into that one actually honestly uh Bill wrote The Forgotten is also here oh that's one of the draw that was searching for the forge we've eaten all right there's a happy gnome in front of us I think he's the one that ate it pops okay I got so hungry he had quite the munchies from the mushrooms oh no I had a really bad trip you know what I've never used this oh man you're hypnotized oh Ben now I'm in the fight this guy just popped up directly above me and now he's anti-matic and very confused did you see I'm just kind of like turning around let's break his concentration so he can stop hypnotizing tabs I did it awesome oh there I am Rock You liquor free Branch it looks like but it doesn't look like it wants to fight yet All My Friends Are Dead should I hold off on attack and get them I mean you can uh I mean the one up here you can fight but there's another one higher up yeah this one's in the initiative at least he knows you're there and here he comes whoa he angry oh gee well it was going to eat a gnome but it was upset that products ate I had a 98 chance to hit what is happening with the dice in this game don't have carvedic Dice off that must be it you roll the three I had advantage apparently dick he got stunned so he can't do anything like a stupid Justice and now he's dead [ __ ] off yes I don't honestly it's just the one left it's really not worth getting mad I don't think oh maybe not that I don't know I didn't see that the other guy died all right yeah I just knocked him the [ __ ] out you heard my friend Fontina Finkel defense again okay you can speak to this course it was you hurt my friend Fontina fickle not you hurt my friend comma it's just you were being real real ornery before he's being real [ __ ] about this whole thing but he was just being pissy about me leaving here yeah wait are you talking about me you were whining um oh he has scribbled notes blood protector I can talk to the to the to the corpse oh he just mentioned his friend knowing about the guardian which we already knew about okay well I'm talking to him anyway oh no there is a half eaten gnome up here I don't know if Figaro is eating them or can't believe you did that I'm a monster tattered scroll you just got so hungry mushroom PC just they consume you you know and you know what they say you are what you eat what you are he said we killed his beloved you are what's his beloved that didn't no I didn't I didn't do that at all I wonder if you disguised yourself would you still have to roll well I failed that I guess he really loved those hooked Horrors I'm not going to use inspiration I'm getting memories of the ogre and the Hobgoblin didn't want to talk to me today all right well so there's one more hooked horror up here he seems to be guarding the trunk of this tree oh how rude somebody wants to crawl up the lower branches over there I think I just want to shoot him and that's fair I suppose oh the choir of deep deep waste men the hook horror that's copyright infringement this thing's really oblivious all right I'm gonna shoot it go for it let's see I think it'll created all songs hit him right in the balls gonna die before I get over there I mean I wouldn't rage but if you you know can throw something at it or something go ahead tab is here I'll jump oh no Pat use Magic oh no I love math always comment you [ __ ] is coming yeah there it is yeah I didn't do a thing it's [ __ ] dead and now we can take the sister bark if we want to make an anti-magic weapon killing babies all right we want to go steal a boat the hook horror still is alive looking for me like the animation I think is just it's completely alive so it's I'm very confused that's hilarious all right under dark Beach yeah no never mind I mean we're going to the underdark beach to steal a boat okay thank you have hurry up I'm coming I'm here uh I'm gonna interact with this boat once on board the raft you'll head to the other side of the lake you want to continue yay small balance on the links murky Waters sail into the darkness Sail does anyone know how to Pilot this thing frogs okay good luck is gotta give it a shot You know despite everything watching Tav cross his arms and menthara's clothes while he stands on the prowl of the ship looks very stunning thank you look I I've spent a lot of my life in the underdark I'm used to these Waters I'm just chilling oh no Pirates and they're filled with grays great I love that we don't have support slots boys oh boy here we go racist ass grays yeah we're sexist here yeah where's people I see you have a woman on that boat bring her over here like this girl who are you where is Geck that is a wonderful question uh push them in the water push him for the water oh I can reach out to his parasite do what you want but I voted my Athletics is minus one do it do it do it do it okay give me guidance please I will wait no hold on Hill giant strike the baby let's go great cause I can't see you rolling yeah no I'm not seeing a role you're just standing there looking at him it's okay I got a 25 trust me [ __ ] yeah okay yeah there's a thing about that [ __ ] nerd closer what a [ __ ] doofus I can't do ranged combat so have fun I will oh wait hold on I can jump over there oh man these guys are all pretty strong whatever I'll deal you see what I said to your friend I'll back you up [ __ ] I'll stay over here like a hero ah put your torch out oh you saved that's boring that's boring get hit don't save be cool you're jumping tab s puppies don't lacerate me ow you [ __ ] that makes sense oh ow they have bombs I had no health enjoy the fun guys dab you might want to rage for this I'm gonna drink coward no you gotta pick one I think it's motorcycle yeah you should you should rage I think it's better in this context ow you drove a spike in my mind actually no yeah you have like no Health hold on yeah that's why I was gonna heal yeah you're right you're right you were correct tab that's crazy we thought your health was still at where it was before now Excuse me while I get out of the potential blast radius I'm never right so I just yeah it's quite a shock Ed him over it doesn't make much sense anymore uh let's see what should I do with you all right this fight's going pretty well so far I'm gonna stun this one unless I miss in which case I want did you miss I did it's really astonishing how bad my dice rolls are in combat I wonder if somebody use your missing eyes oh your boat they have no there it's magic opportunity attack do I wish illusory boat walls oh wow have you fell down fall down the bulldog look oh it's my turn all right good Mother of God okay don't get close to them stay away from them I will stay away until I am cold otherwise what do you mean path is interrupted [ __ ] you am I allowed to get close now no not yet I have to throw something at them but oh really what are you trying to throw no I can throw it but okay whatever just do this now you can close okay coffee's for closers I will also okay I should stop trying to do stunning strikes their Constitutions are too high the one thing Gray's having Spades foreign hey don't push me oh he's trying to push me off the boat you [ __ ] [ __ ] you would just because we did it doesn't mean you can do it yeah no special no pushbacks jump over here away from the fire and then kill someone [ __ ] you catch me on fire I'll catch you on fire so how are you doing over there I'm just pushing me you succeeded in a safe that's nice stop spiking my mind hey you've you've succeeded another death throw that's great good job to happen I'm so good what a joke okay I thought it was telling me no no you're dying goodbye you skipped him do this all right we won hooray I'm gonna go pick tab up which boat are we using I think the one we were on but what what are you doing what are you doing fire what do you mean what's who doing am I running around all over the place for some reason there we go hop on back over here oh hold on they had a watertight chest with an intransigent Warhammer oh that sounds good oh I don't I I definitely know what that word means but you should tell Dad I'm gonna give us our other short rest just in case everything else goes wrong on the other side yeah I've literally only heard in tragedies used in Hamilton and nowhere else I had to Google it have you a big fan of musical theater the craft is ready to sail let's continue sailing across the lane sir just sit up just every time sir over the bounding Main I don't know any of the other lyrics I don't even know what it is classic sailing song Nobody is piloting the boat anymore it's just it's on autopilot now the current's too strong we're letting it do what it wants I'm honestly surprised it has sales at all there's no wind down here feels like it should be made blood logistically what's the point of doing that with my hand when I have a brimmed hat yeah you look so funny oh look more grays hey what's up this is that my King's blood on you oh [ __ ] great for this um lie to them uh I'm a true Soul yes we are true Soul that's so I just have stirrings in your head yeah that's not infected yet your minds resonate why I'll be you ain't [ __ ] no felt the tingle did that on the boat in that case I [ __ ] when I died twice old friend near caused a Rockford trapped tighter than a horn it's ass couple of nouns like colorful language you want through make a donation who wants to get pushed in the river absolute Jaggers Like You [ __ ] for sure thank you we do not give people our gold yeah a prank bro okay so they don't like the culties that's neat I think we just want to hope that the uh boat with all the dead Grays on it doesn't drift in the air uh I mean it's just kind of my thing now I just carry a bouquet of anti-magic flowers let's quickly find someone to sell [ __ ] to before we have to kill them and talk to these giant spiders I could talk to this dead executed drought speak with animal Nobles I'm not sure we have much useful to ask spiders might know something this one's name is I will speak to this part there lefu the first gay character in a Disney movie you know it in your very soon no Spider Queen father they're gossiping he hatched us raised us feeds us ah these spiders have a daddy long leg and clean I love it and I hate it adore it it's good I just hate it you're so religious time go on you did oh spider Church in fact the calming spiders is illegal yes spider Church father Mammoth is our past life is our future tabbed it a bodyguarding job in spider church and pay attention to the sermon I considered converting actually it's it's quite an interesting religion the interesting literature yeah I can't read but they made it sound so good they get intimidated the [ __ ] out of them yeah I mean yeah you have the same chance of every I think Barbarian might give you Advantage I don't know but then I'm telling them to leave do I want Drew I mean you could actually use what you just rolled for and use number one you don't have to go home but you can't stay here a spider charge is it so I've heard the very same come from follow me into a hairy Embrace I didn't just convince them to attack people it's pretty good oh boy yes yes now brother our new dawn awaits if I were arachnophobic could be bad oh geez look at them run oh geez and they just slipped through the stairs I don't know where they're going but they are on an adventure well I've done something creepy to me so I can only imagine someone who's erected ly oh hey it's one of my people up here I hope not for this game oh his name is sticky there is not Jesse they're just calling him stick [ __ ] hold up he said [ __ ] you oh [ __ ] Grays are kicking people into the river over here I think you got me another uh stick [ __ ] there's only one corpse here that's like hey come talk another one should I talk oh great hold on I'm being I'm being racist against me now yeah it's Greek tell the sergeant we won't move next week is pretty good actually that's pretty great squeak it's hilarious how dare you enslave my people they deserve dignity with parts to play oh wait are they drinking yes okay I've poisoned the barrel here so just let them drink that's just the way of it drink up [Music] um I don't like your attitude yeah I don't like your attitude but damned if your mouth ain't spewing it oh man this guy's got The Comebacks I can't do this yeah you're absolutely pay for it chilling let me talk to someone Dumber and then shagged it shagged The Village okay well if their Barrel is poisoned unless you're here to kick some stiffs Lakeside I suggest you bugger all right now oh are you kicking more but I mean I do enjoy kicking a good body did you kill him nah nah Rock full smash them can't have them stinking up the place I mean good is the river Really Gonna help with that crushed I'll dig in the true soul out of the wreckage I hope you don't drink out of the river you shouldn't drink out of things with dead bodies yeah drink out of that Barrel instead did you check them for loot first I would never drink out of this trash don't have nothing on them rocks rocks unless I thought it was funny reception unless I was thirsty ah your wisdom how wise you are good enough yeah just wise enough Corpses hmm dead you spot a shiny trinket on one of the corpses mine oh they're talking to me now ah this would have been a me thing you get out of here your guy died the guys died so I I'm getting the the credit yes I poisoned them oh oh you have another dialogue going on while Garth is doing something oh [ __ ] no the I think he's talking about the the two Grays you're talking to got poisoned and died yeah and that's kick pit of stuff they're all yours Absolutely I'll hold off on answering all right I'm down over here I just have to loot these bodies all right I'm watching gnomes oh killed under the Yoke of slavers all right I think you can figure it out for yourself you talked to the wrong one stick [ __ ] fetish of calidoran smooth hands okay I'm gonna I wonder why that wasn't even the closest one to it yeah I'm standing right here I wonder why they talked to you oh I wonder maybe it's the one member of the party who looks evil as hell and keeps maniacally laughing I don't know I'm great Hi Marissa well I tried oh I found an elevator an actual one oh have you considered the fact that I'm hot and I should get things that I want I am the hottest one I've got a locked door down here by all the dead gnomes locked door I'm good at those okay we can we can do the elevator later I guess that elevator goes to act two oh yeah we we will do that much later oh that's the plot elevator all right 14 that's a very specific number it is past nine did we want to wrap up or was there something else um yeah I think we can find a stopping point soon I mean we could go to Camp from here like honestly we made it to this whole chunk here and this whole chunk is at least want to see what the hell the scharns were cooking apparently Corpses someone cooked here I have the attention in other Church oh hello button okay well I am curious what happens if we get to the top here and I'm a gnome yeah I guess you didn't get all the races though oh oh too late oh my God [Music] oh my God it is oh wow they have a lot of help like I hate it to burn the one past this burn this sounds like this looks like a job for the intransigent Warhammer the fire did a great job actually um no you're gross [ __ ] you man the camera would be good like that missed so nasty and it spit on me gross I'm covered in goop I'm gonna get mad all right I'll get over this stupid High con [ __ ] tab s here you're very self-destructive tab so Ingrid me tab is so ain't so actually angry this session he's he's been mad that he can't be sexy man my AC is so high yet everything is hitting me and I keep missing don't you dare you [ __ ] Jesus you're so gross stop sneezing on me I'm gonna [ __ ] burn the other one alive the one who keeps sneezing on me damn ready show me amazing is what it is frogs don't don't don't make it worse than it already is please that's my turn I like Todd's little animation of being angry he's just like uncomfortably rolling his shoulders over and over oh at least it was you and not me AC is what oh it's 18. down I like my AC is oh it's still 18. it's really high I had a 50 chance to hit those robots and they were at 16 or 17. it's higher than the rest of our can you get any closer Tayo me not yet well I would have laid on hands but are you are you able to Dash me well I I want to get close enough to actually hit him failing that there we go oh you are disgusting and I hate you hit me up please and also I don't like the Slime things wake me up before you go go thank you ah actually I'm surprised my lay on hands worked in the anti-magic field is for the spider God candles for the spider God okay I found another locked door there's a hole in the wall right over here yeah well I already picked the lock I'm already through the hole hold up hold up hold up I'm a gnome this is a gnome this is gnome business Oh I thought she was naked for a second in the silhouette I swear to eye in hand one more step s okay hold up hold up with smoke powder powder oh gunpowder you're gonna blow yourself up deep numb look at me I'm not here to hurt you we don't care enough one of knee is called look at me please racially profiled me wait a minute we sailed in all of 10 minutes ago how quickly did you get here okay this is awkward this is really awkward um I don't care go on Blow us up what are you gonna do blow us up I'm gonna detect thoughts because it's the highest role I have one second one second I don't want to blow up wait it said it was a wisdom role why is it now an intelligence role oh I gave you guidance so okay [Music] I have lived for you and now I'll die for you oh glad we just have that confirmation you will not serve iron hand and death you might serve him in life yeah I know your most surface level thoughts [ __ ] I can't do it okay cool oh my God go on ah drug me to moonrise I'll make you caught not to suffer not with a [ __ ] cult everyone has such a good like name-calling skills here tell her to leave and not blow us up just go away I kind of want the smoke powder though wants a Boxer with room Powder Room powder that sounds fun no idea what you're dealing with any true iron hand would trade their life for a grain of this stuff deal Bang You're about yourself oh okay okay pretty good deal yeah now just take it as long as not here anymore go away very generous of you I accept you're [ __ ] crazy leave that's a big ass style she had it ready all right snort it party time where will you go now it's not it in front of me so I know you're cool I'm getting gone on a knife you have to tell if you're a cop you legally have to tell me if you're in a cult now why are we turn base mode I think Prague is about to do an evil not necessarily oh are you gonna pick pocketer yeah cucumber said they uh that he saw a clip of this part where someone went invisible and pocketed the explosives it broke something yes yeah I have a 23 to hit [ __ ] I can cast Darkness but that's not gonna happen it's too late I already failed it do you think she'll turn host off you turn turn based off well only one way to find out she didn't notice we're good she passed I almost got the whole damn thing how much what did I roll on that I needed a 23. I could have given you guidance and less if I thought about it about it before you did it but I wasn't sure what you were doing oh I rolled a critical fail on that sleight of hand check so it wouldn't have mattered okay Supply pack and skeleton with gold oh there's a smoke powder reserved back kind of the way we came Sharon's Journal if I if I had stolen that we would have been walking around with a nuke so now we have a mini nuke yeah good enough Glyph of warding that's a useful spell I'll pass that to you hunting cool so many wonderful chairs role of Greater invisibility Fontina Scroll of vampiric touch on Tina Scroll of Fame death put an ally into a protective coma I don't see much use in that I don't either but welcome to it brimford a history there's beds over here yeah they are good oh no that's not the stone bed so that I was there oh yeah I went over the stuff okay I like tab likes to sit in and lay in all the things like Goldie Works yes this one is too hard too hard it's too soft just another crate I found a waterfall wondrous let's drink it okay so we met somebody who's gonna go do a terrorism somewhere that's neat well that's that's as long as it's not near us women need Hobbies I think it's pretty girls we're all into it we're all into it all of us it's room powder vial will deal 23 to 38 damage that's pretty all right that's pretty good A Low bar of 23 is not bad [Music] oh [Music] all right I say we go to camp we are all kinds of [ __ ] up yeah anyway first let me see if I can get any money out of these grays for playing the Mattoon oh you went you went back to the city yeah I got to go to my viewpoint I've got a crowd actually I've gone to Camp yeah we're all in Camp now yeah it was still dying the dog is here the dog is okay everyone calm down I've got two pieces of bloody gold for that different boys right next to you now if you uh failed any of the things anyone else getting this message from near no but I am looking at you doing it and Gail's right next to you for some reason awkward even though he's like he's holding his what what message did he give you uh he's saying he's choking on poison air and needs help so that's too bad he's probably gonna die when we go to sleep I could ask Lazelle about that slate I found but I doubt she'd be very forthcoming Gail confuses me because every time we see him he's like about to die he looks terrible and then I talk to him he's fine it's just so I mean he's got a slightly injured face on baby's putting on a strong face yeah here I'll help you Gail yeah there's no way we can help there's no way we can clear that damn tunnel while we're uh out of short rests and on the verge of death Lazelle and Carlock like it why don't you Gail he's talking a tab right now oh there we go yeah now he's enjoying it he's distracted by me how about some money I was just joining in whatever oh [ __ ] they did pay up respect where's your gold Gail oh man we're intentionally letting die such a freeloader hahaha oh your head it's always you for some reason no in my in my save file that's always the idea frogs and Pals it's just my cheeks hanging out it goes off who what would make the best cut scene your bare cheeks are right there next to private dialogue privates let's watch it happen grab an apple and some conquered realm or like I do not wish to spill blood here come daylight we will find a place to end this fight fight fight you can accept your wrong who will be rid of you permanently either way I win what's that cigarette car run cigarette yeah she's had that for a while oh geez whoa whoa yes spare me the justifications coward if anyone asks I'll say you were transforming not gonna work we're all awake now guys you're being real loud do nothing do nothing wait no I needed that gift Yankee says male and lazy oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh my God well so much for learning more about that guess I should have asked her about those slates you can still talk to her corpse ah that was oh geez her parasite left Nummies feel better oh no hey Shadow Hearts you explained foes that was mine blessed night singer I closed her into your Darkness well does anyone want to put that underwear on that was [ __ ] up scratch wants to talk what the [ __ ] this is scratch why am I encumber did you all lies else should end up with me no she still has all of it on her should I talk to scratch now or wait until next yeah yeah why not hold on I want to see if like a scroll review if I actually works on her hold on hold on let's let's let's let's let's see Chad what's the dog says first yeah let's listen to the dogs oh he's he hasn't he brought a present buddy what you got there boy she cannot be resurrected he brought a bone ah oh give him pets I do I do bone is that why yeah so good thank you that's so nice all right well I I pick it up now I guess oh I don't I don't I don't get her over top I just get her pants can we talk to her you can try hey what's up you're dead how'd you die that's crazy lifelessly oh I took her pants off questions I know who you are what were you most afraid of well you must afraid it happened hey avoided what's your life's dream right Dragon wow that would have been real cool oh yeah cool sounds like a great dream what was your profession Al that was your class okay uh you know what was your mission parasite got that she want she wanted to eat those little little tiny pancakes they're the thin ones those are craps oh I'm not interested in the other questions you can pick up her body tab if you want to put it in a trunk I'm taking her with it in my pocket I I took her bags they're mine now what was it I'm gonna go check on Shadow heart that seemed like some unhinged Behavior yeah it's hard like it probably is gonna have some two cents it was funny Warrior I've underestimated her she posed a threat to me I hope you understand she forced my hands Ole Miss lizelle you are insane and I do love it but I know what it means may she rest in no details I just want to know how you feel about it exciting than peace she deserves that much okay okay Behavior well if you want to have any opinions on that it made cardlock very sad oh chat what about her later makes this not insane well she's capable of this why am I supposed to like her well at this point in the story her entire like memory has been stolen by her God so she is not the person that she actually is oh okay so so she's just a worse character right now yes I got the artifact uh uh sorry sorry if we spoiled anybody I'm gonna just leave you alone now so that happened sorry anyways there was no option for that you know what she has an immunity idol I don't think we should yeah we aren't allowed to oh [ __ ] Gail's got a telescope looking at a wall hell yeah all right well I guess next time we'll leave camp and not be near shadowhawk if you hold it over her it says can't be resurrected oh she's blot dead yeah it'd be too awkward yeah her parasite's gone therefore her problem has ended so yeah then we go around the solution is going around a circle killing each other then we live a fire yeah Shadow Heart come slit come slit everyone's throat just just bring us back that's the key all right so wow well yep I guess I guess that's it for tonight [Music] oh wait hold on this isn't right [Music] everyone gather round yeah we need to we need to play her a dirge gentlemen I'm thinking sing for me yeah this nice high [ __ ] is dead playing over here was funny probably didn't enjoy it as much as me but she's not me so who gives a [ __ ] you know we could give her a burial tab if you wanted to lift her up and throw her into the lava pit have to throw her into the lock a Vikings funeral Castro to the fire destroy her destroy it I put her in my pocket yeah so now all you have to do is walk over to this ledge over here okay and then toss her into the abyss goodbye green lady I didn't like very much your throat's been cut and that sucks for you but wait for us I think you select your inventory in the throw oh my God yes he's just in my inventory I can't throw her but I can't drop her oh that'll work if you do it right off the edge it may work oh see if you can see if you can drag the corpse over the edge pushing corpses doesn't usually work I tried by all means try I just expect disappointment uh she's too heavy for me to pick up but can any of you listen yeah like with the throw commands too heavy wow what was she too heavy damn girl what you eating she was fat well now we don't need to worry about that at least our food will stop going missing scratch eat this corpse feed scratch I don't think get the Yankee tastes very good speaking from experience that's just racist either way by the way thank you for joining us for another week it's the frogs and Pals as I'm calling it your stream may vary yep just a little bit multiversal miscreant and I'm hanging up so you can't correct me and I hung up they go over joining me chat uh we'll be back tomorrow with uh party animals uh usual time six or seven o'clock uh Central and uh it'll be me and whoever felt like getting party animals I'm not sure I think Scott Nick and Jesse I'm not 100 but tune in for that uh in the meantime let me see if I can't have you guys go off to continue your Wednesday night oh it looks like Grant and Karen are streaming Grant's playing Tower unite I have no idea what that is let's rate him all right everybody enjoy your Wednesday night I look forward to seeing you all tomorrow and until then toodles

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Published: Sat Sep 23 2023