Baldur's Gate 3 (Co-Op #8) | An Alien Home Invasion (11/15/2023)

[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Hey we back at it we're here we're back where things are happening a month later we're definitely not going to be really rusty month later what do you mean it's 10 minutes ago yeah we're back in time yeah we're not a month later we're back in time sorry I accidentally hit the time travel button for no reason yeah like the world didn't crash and stop existing I have a time travel button all right sorry forgive my forgive my silence I was making sure my dimensional mirrors were in sync and could be heard all right anyway let's go teach the gith they can't do things without us saying no yeah don't to press ahead I think it's pronounced JF I think if you call if you think if you tell them that they'll kill you the GIF Yanks from what i' I've gathered they'll kill you no matter what all right now we saw what happened last time but I have a fun plan this time are you are all of you over here with me I am okay [Music] attack oh what oh there was a conversation happening you were talking he already experienced the conversation yeah now we're going to save everyone I mean they are cultist of the absolute I think saving them you know is iffy optional I mean you know do what you can at the very least as I'm evil now I I support where did everyone else I see they've disappeared but left the door open I mean the door's open oh well they still died I don't know how they died yeah that literally didn't happen I literally did not see it happen does does not exist when you rushed in there they just accidentally hit their trigger fingers and killed them well I'm just going to blast this person with as much fire as I can I did what I can for now they're ready to Parish [ __ ] you H you missed you idiot I caught you with my words you dingas I can uh you missed critically okay well the other way that that that time o it's okay I'm fine I'm bleeding though have gaping wounds I don't like the word gaping in any reference to anyone evil now I'm evil and horny all right well if I could change that camera view well you and your gaping busy can go do whatever you want we will thank you my me and my new husband prags which we totally remembered we were married yep absolutely we exchanged rings and everything we were discussing what what tav's role in the band is that that we've formed um and landed on he's he's the Yoko because he's married to frogs do I want to crit on this no there'll be other GIF to crit on let's see if I walk past you I'm going to get hit I SN or wait was uh Parry their reaction I actually don't know if they have a reaction or not that's Bonk and then I'll follow that up with a bonk oh or maybe I won't maybe I will not or maybe I'll take that yeah it looks like the Parry was probably their reaction how dare you no full ha you have an ass mouth good job idiot I'm just going to spend my turn oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh no longer ready to Parry all right uh it's only 50% but we're just full full on assassination of Caesar this lady taking that great sword and you know what I'll take your boiled Beholder I stalks why you just have that on you for flavor my wound still damn oh off hand you miss they weren't moving oh come on the fact that they're prone makes them harder to hit my ice knife made them slip I just worked that out yep slipped on the ice I didn't realize it made ice around them that's fun going to jump over the ice and then I'm going to crack in the balls and I'm going to do it again ah no children for you I have a Kei a silver and gold I'm just going to stand here and bleed for a second all right I'm good women yikes we we made worse jokes in [ __ ] they made this part this part's a bit easier since they left the door open I guess we don't have to fight all the whatever they were in that other room is getting the better of your curiosity is getting the honey you can stop talkity is getting the better we get it her knees they want the AR they're hunting you they're hunting me they're hunting you go chill out jeez all right listen Bo I'm just going to go about uh disarming all like you know lock lockpicking these things you keep up yeah the voice in the artifact needs to shut up the fact that she keeps makes me want to go further in I thought that was fona because I'm nope all women sound the same to you his holy blood volume two also a potion of mind reading his Holy Blood while mine eyes remain unscored they have blah blah blah blah blah stealing expensive book and what is in this now I found the basement door probably where the GI went and a nice waterfall see we got a scroll of gust of wind which I will apparently use that is taking it not an option thank you uh his radi is unworthy gazes blah blah blah stealing this half what are you doing all of my keybinds disappeared so I am in a magical Discord trying to um talk to a dragon or something I'm a dragon also we're making out we're 69ing hot as your husband I approve hooray poly ous we just decided in this moment when I that's probably not healthy we decided when I just did something well you know I would not have known if you hadn't awakened it in me wonderful and we're we're communicating and that's what's important yeah we [ __ ] rule at this married thing it's a it's really easy I don't get why people are so like up about it it it makes sense Pro what does progue stand for Progressive yeah it's not like any outside force controlling progs has a failed marriage under his belt or anything oh did anyone else just get psychic damage no okay then it's probably whatever is buried in here oh my amulet talking to me dig for victory dig up five Berry chests I didn't do that I that's not what I just dug up okay I got the credit I'm surprised that in this game we have only dug up five if you have that achievement that includes the games that I've played alone a voice from the outside asks if I'm going to burn the books what am I a republican with sister immortalized for All To Worship they kept the blood of their Sun God in here creepy we they apparently they didn't leave it out maybe the GI stole it shall we go talk to the GIF or are we exploring more of the monastery I'm looking around the monastery to see what I can steal I like stealing things I mean N I like stealing things that's what we're talking about leaving out Le leaving out some tasty sun god blood it's like sun tea but with blood Twisted Tea if ever saw some oh now are we going in okay oh are we going this way yes I've decided oh there we go all right decision made I want to make a decision I can't use the door when it's already in use oh and here the 69ing so I can enter also hey are we are are I mean they don't show up as Well's dead so our biggest ticket in here is probably rotting in a cave is dead I mean that's sad I'm a good person you know what how about this I'll distract them and see if any of you can make for that Gap in the ceiling over there oh that gape like my wounds good luck your knees s to Arms hiding failed State your purpose quickly oh well he that crog is gone yeah I jumped I have up now my husband has The Zo well you gith Yankee hate other aliens so how about I tell you how to kill them you like that would you like that would you like that bat face bet you like that one second one second inspiration guidance Inspirations yeah I take the inspiration more while inspired so inspired wow oh boy woof that it didn't oh one away so close and we don't have any inspiration oh too guess we're massacring these people you claim knowledge Beyond us yes yes other people know for such a limited I've recently learned this [ __ ] my ancestors could fly well this is awkward hey what you doing up here be better if you didn't um Bon what are my chances of pushing you 50% I'll take those odds going to walk ahead and how come hold on hold on if the arrows red they don't get moved well that's dumb I don't disagree does feel like he really should been able to push him into the hallway yeah he should have fallen to his Doom all right what you going to do about it huh wow that's Brave of him whoa blank Point [ __ ] blank but I CAU it my ah you missed my dick good thing it's so small why did you need to teleport to do that sir I think at this point he's just showing off and desperate so [ __ ] funny uh do we think it was smart for me to run out here probably not da you might want to go back her up I'm going to White night you [ __ ] uh I like [ __ ] while attempting to white knight uh yeah I'm a gentleman so either is a roll but if you Reckless attack they get advantage in attacking you but you only have three of those lucky rolls per short rest or long R I think uh what are the odds of you there you go no there we go got one come on ready to Parry ready to Parry out on the town and ready to Parry Roll To Die oh wait do I you can make the attacker roll his die but you only have three of those although we might want to save some of those cuz it feels like we're going to be fighting a lot more yeah we're probably going to do another massacre in here so I wouldn't spend all of those at one fight not our call by the way they started this I mean after we killed their guards but still I mean I told them I could help them and they presumed arrogance hit me they chose violence indeed I can take care of the guy up here don't bother with them I mean I can finish him off with like two of these missiles yeah but I'm already up here so like and he's not going to go before I and I'm dying I'm T I love your squat that you're doing I'm just taking a quick nap don't worry I'll be up in a sec blood follows me everywhere that was so fancy and it didn't do anything there we go there we go hell yes now the air is all swiy oh exploding wow that went that went places that took my camera over there same it's all Zoom did that's a super Smite for you too bad it cost two spell slots for it a good night the Legendary Super Smite oh he's coming up here to say hi to me ni and then he T you could have done that in the first place you show up these people are weird they get one free Misty step because they're psychics and they love showing off nap got him a nice little nap what do I have to throw do I have anything worth throwing ooh a honeyed ham that's worth throwing I'll throw a ham uh Reckless Reckless yeah sure acid vile why the hell not take that got you dummy that's going to be me I think oh there's an Iron Gate right here oh [ __ ] I'm a paist that's paying off for you much love I thought you were evil I'm evil and a pacifist there I'm a I'm a Centrist I'm the worst kind of paci what if we all just St what if we all just stabbed the pores like yes it's it's bad that they stabbed you but you shouldn't stab them back mhm MH yes they're going to stab you again sure but but don't you want the moral High Ground hey don't do that to me what did I do to you I'll I'll take care of fona T you go fight the gith yane how can I jump thank you next time I run into into battle first I'll think about this prob how do I get up I I'll still be doing it jump no bonus action I like that I'll take one oh I can jump up here damn legs I do not I will jump over here work with me camera work with me there we go all right I got a key to the Iron Gate from one of them I'm already on the other side of it oh what about thisy Iron Gate though ah there's rooms under there oh do you remember that you remember that tling we met at the bridge she's dead I found a key she doesn't have anything good on her either yeah she had a health potion but I took it oh do you need it I know uh I I could use it probably I've had a tail a TA did you just take her tail off no something else's tail oh you have health potions it's like a Mishka tail or something like that she's super dead her Armor's only worth 40 gold what's the yeah I'll I'll give you three more potions of healing but I'm taking that potion of Hill giant strength you have sure I don't care I'm never going to use it all right there you go thanks I'm just opening locks cuz I like tinkering I had it okay any dead people in here no just a gaping hole in the wall track IL love these gapes this is a very Gap heavy episode of our adventure oh they had blue dye in this chest what kind of blue uh blue just blue it says blue bread I'm surprised there's no one in here oh wait there is but on the other side did Yankee have fancy paper yep there's a uh Warrior K Ken he's just Ken I know I see warrior Ken and Warrior GTH the current stock When I Was A Yank chest this has floaty arrows in it I don't even have a bow I could probably use I still have not seen that movie I mean I have a movies now I have a hand crossbow you want to try it h those use bolts I I think I think arrows would still apply though they don't actually they I don't think they do I okay I'm about to use one right now with this s crossbow I have equipped all right fine show off that's actually why Fontina transported us to the Future so we could talk about pieces of media now I transported us to the Past oh we didn't kill that room full of guys anymore well we're in a different timeline where we can talk about pieces of media now all right so do we want to deal with these to I mean I I feel like we should conserve our strength that's fine don't know what they're guarding or what they have in their corpes given given the geography of the cave here I would imagine that would have been an alternate entrance fair enough we can check this oak door instead uh yeah you should probably take the lead with that so sneak T if you have health potions I recommend drinking them um you sucessfully somehow but oh yeah they were you they were looking directly at you and you hid successfully the door just opened randomly it was weird there's a lot of people in there there's at least three there's four oh look and a wayo they don't look hostile I don't like that this suspicious poison I have on me looks exactly like a healing potion there are many people in here what are the odds that they didn't hear what happened at the gate we could try talking it out again I I well we saw how well I did it the first time but I could take the lead how would they know I'm just saying if anybody who's going to talk it'll be you all right I'm going in do we want a short rest at all uh yeah man I am out of spell slots but I don't get the back a long rest short rest all right well I'm blessed I'm going to use the blast a quick hey hey hello is talking uh she doesn't seem immediately offended not smeared on this delivery she seems much was disgusting maybe the fact you got this far in means they already believe you have you know a jack near jira agreed this place sucks oh you can trade want to trade fine but your paraphernalia had better be somebody just sell stuff to uh how about some of this pristine gith yane swords that I don't need this gith Yan has pretty nice hair a [ __ ] we're not Bing did I just oh okay well at least you paid me for them let's see hair knife of the undermountain oh you have some interesting stuff on you she looks like a sexy clown yeah we can just walk unseen Menace oh uh this weapon is invisible while equipped it loses its property for two rounds on a missed attack roll that means it has advantage in darkness I think that you might be interested in that frogs my current weapon bet makes my unarmed Attack stronger but I might when the W cast a spell that requires concentration they gain eight temporary hit points not too bad hey what's up Raider yep yep we belong here set this wearer's dexterity score to 18 that actually mine's already higher but that could be good for tab or me or anybody else all my weapons are decks but I actually forgot what my what my current ability score is it's been too long I am dexterous and evil Arrow of transposition that's not too bad I thought you had armor I mean I consulted the Scrolls and I thought you had armor my my deck is pretty all right that's said 15 I mean 18 would make it a plus four you know what I'm going to buy this either I'll wear it or someone in the group will wear it but I got a lot of money now that I sold her her own group swords back that Warrior YK yep we belong here don't worry about it oh this long sword's pretty good too I don't know what our goal is but I don't think I ever know what our goal is we're just sort of wandering around well they got to have some fancy [ __ ] in here something about the blood of the sun god somewhere in the heart of this I definitely want to see what the hell what the hell they have that may be related to this plain Sun deity they always have something cool all right don't think these SKS Resurrection all right is there anything else I can give you oh I have the zombie wand still forgot about that take this dagger I'm allowed to take from that Barrel but notr I wish multiple people could trade at the same time but I understand why you can't I'm almost done I just need to try and balance the scales on this sail there's some great stor just overwhelming this poor woman we're all trading with her at once and I'm like I'll take this for this what about this oh what if I offer you this go all of the other Traders around us mysteriously die yeah that's for no reason not us given how the last thing went I'm not sure she's much longer for this world but for now there you go I'm done my turn no don't die you're too sexy your hair is well cled oh my decks actually is pretty bad compared to what these gloves will give me sure take it you see what pose she's currently in that had to do it to him anymore ah favar Alo is pretty good but W I have a lot of oh wait come on go to dummy this this this Kon person has the Rachel what does that mean the the hairstyle the Rachel look at her oh I was not aware oh no wait no she it's different in the back Rachel in the front you you don't know about the Rachel in the '90s Rachel from Friends was so popular that people that that women started getting a haircut they just called it the Rachel cuz it looks like Rachel's haircut what a what a thing for that time and now we have ice cream hair which I heard the term for yesterday cuz I'm old I've never heard of that in my life so it's like those white boys that you see with like a swoosh like like a like a I don't know how to describe it if you Google you'll probably know but it's like a you're returning to your your your lovely tradition of referring to hair as a swoosh like a swoosh like it goes like a whoosh like the number you need to roll a critical hit while attacking by pretending that other people would know what that means when you roll two damage or less re to die Tak the highest result it's the hairstyle you get when you are a 15-year-old white boy and you haven't figured out your style yet and your hair is just kind of doing a thing Fontina would you want this ring that would let you turn invisible once every long rest cuz you currently are wearing just a normal bronze ring that is not doing anything yeah I I I could I could use a better ring uh I can't use the Unseen Menace it's it's a pike which I am not proficient in a fish yeah I can't wield well actually no I could wield fish I just can't wield a pike which is weird all right I I put the ring in your inventory Sor n thank you doom laob where G plus one to spell damage tackles boring fetish oh yeah I forgot that's what it was called it's a fetish sick fetish of curan smooth hands founded on a dead gnome smooth hands oh I love smooth hands I got a smooth hand fetish I love when the hands are smooth it's the worst part about lifting I miss having smooth hands love the smooth hands all right fona do you want to trade those do you want to trade with her before we move on anybody else have anything they need or want to sell I think I'm good I'm back down to a felt 63 LBS or kilograms I'm not sure how the game measures weight probably kilograms speaking of squirrels I have all these srels of featherfall but I have feather fall as a bonus action I can just hold on to them if you want sure you pass like like pass them out cuz that way if we need to make like a high jump and one of us needs to soften T's the only person without Scrolls of Feather Falls I'll there go give one to t i I'll give one to Bar No I gave all of them to bar and now I took now I took bar scr the feather fall what's this door all right oh [ __ ] I found something frogs is talking okay frogs is talking the latest patol I opened the wrong door I'm sorry i' quiet find the astral prison theer in my patience falters they look weirder without hair for some reason he's failing at patience what a loser I think she made a deal with a witch too her eye is weird do as she says she remains your kith rck for now yeah ooh sassy you don't question your K Rock and I'll just take this gem out of this thing yeah she's got the crystal door oh God I'm in the way I'm in the way I'm very much in the way okay but we're not in trouble oh look there they go wait is she in the room alone now uh not entirely I mean it's better than having one other person yeah this this and two giant dogs two dire wolves or Wards or whatever go inside shut the door and do they're just wolves they're just really big wolves that's a Dire Wolf before we mess with the kith rat do we want to look at anything else before we set this place against us I mean I guess we could look around but they're so eepy yeah you don't you don't mess with the kraak hatak yeah the K sazer oh found a training room training room all right let's punch some [ __ ] that he's just kicking a child oh awesome let's kick some children can I get in on this whing I think they're whining CU you're kicking them children tend to be less whining when you don't kick them this one is so fancy it's got a mustache and little little voice oh there's talk oh yeah yeah I'm talking apparently more like listening we're going to sit our asses down and listen you want to fight a child frogs I mean they're about my size oh you know what I just realized I didn't put in the multi- twitch command hey you're weak you take a Daga stranger this exercise requires nothing taking us being here in back I'm learning their ways it's like a white suburb where like you know if another white person's there they're just like yeah you belong here what are you waiting for begin a he's scared of me he does I refuse there has to be a better way that's not going to end well okay kill him and put us all out of our misery uh I like this good luck with four I mean I have cat's Grace I mean they won't be mad if you fail and if you succeed then that's cool one second baric inspiration is so funny all right let's go oh hell yeah made it with a plum o very much made it I'm going to stab you in all the tenderest meats but nonvital GNA our flag means death stab you kill kill miss all of his vital organs all of them that that was definitely a fatal stab no I know they're Anatomy they don't have a heart hitting any major orans but apparently it was a he's out cold yet another staggering display of incompetence stabing move him out that was competence was intentional I was very competent with that one well he told you to kill him and you didn't kill him so I think there was your problem what the hell oh okay oh hold on I'm free to take [ __ ] I can show you shining shimmering splendid hey I was robbing that great idea ah he had another one of those slates on him n never mind most of it's crap I'll take the Slate I'm going to wait for him to wake up and then ask him to join our crew I don't think he's waking up anytime soon yeah I stabbed him real good just watching the Ardent V Sith I'll talk to them why not I'm talking unless you want to be set up as target practice I suggest you leave istic what's that what what what' you call me oh you're a dipstick IPS istick that was very rude of them they seem very judg and yet also cool with strangers just hanging out in their secret base cool with strangers hanging out and stabbing their children what's this child you can hang out with us but we're also going to make fun of you I found this picture of laus I like this kid he's a good kid really good imposing I'm talking to the portrait me of yan Warrior undeniably Regal in her mean in the corner of the painting is a small symbol you can't quite place this is clearly a comet I don't know why that's up for Up For Debate but all right I'll inspect it more closely but what kind of comments what do we actually know about the Stu I guess I'm about to find out no one knows anything about stories of a prince riding a comet just like this one just like this one really sudden Clarity you realize it's the symbol of orus a forgotten hero from the tales of your youth uh not my youth well apparently it is according to the narrator unless this Comet blazed through Tamriel this GI Yan looks different from the others you've seen here the way her stark white skin stretches over her sharp features gives her a distinctly worldly aspect that's a lady this is apparently vth uh draw a new face draw a new face I think this needs new face Yay do it oh that one I whiff not very good you're not very good at drawing faces I have face blindness I remember most of you by your voices that's fair I wonder if that was to not get caught yeah I'm pretty sure that's what that was find your flow you slip what the [ __ ] you fell what was I even standing on you are immensely clumsy should leave before someone notices all right um I'm going to go over here bye leave leave we're leaving we're leaving the training grounds we didn't do that I've already stabbed it I I stabbed oh wait you were over there that's what like oh I found the children room the children room children room finally more people my size oh they're cleaning it they're cleaning the portrait uh going to go talk to the there's clearly something in that chest they're throwing they're slapping a screaming box Inquisitor is going to damn well I took the Fall for You bar because I'm evil and that somehow that's what an evil person does yep apparently yes I I did the thing I didn't do well yeah because I want to be seen as evil you know so I'm like yes I drew on your good portrait I'm going to talk to this weird sadis child not now Kachi we're busy out here okay okay this looks fun can I play oh the itic wants to playu what' you say rck shall we play with the itic ominous let's play you lose ow you little [ __ ] go play by yourself wow even their children are terrible kids only got five hit points that K tell you did that kid tell you to go jerk off I think so yeah play with his his dick I was like well I will play by myself oh hold on Tab there someone in that chest that's me actually I can probably do this I can probably open it I can unlock it yeah [ __ ] cry more Lu cry you little [ __ ] now you're just encumbered I'm going to crack it open you won't be able to stop me cuz I'm really good at this why why why oh there's a gisha in there hold on hold on hold on don't kill the cat I have whoa that was a weird set of pixels I'm going to throw are you going to throw the cat at them the children perfect I approve yes oh if you failed I'm not I'm not I'm not strong enough to throw a cat tab for somebody who's strong throw this [ __ ] cat I've got it damn it you failed damn slippery cat cat's very slippery throw the cat at the children I will come I move thr it's not your turn this cat is so slippery they greased the cat getting out of our hands it doesn't have fur so it's one of those slippery cats yeah end your turn or that okay we weren't throwing the cat I'm taking it tail and its jewelry it had jewelry on it yeah apparently I think it's called a collar well it's for someone my size it's jewelry depends what community you're in oh hello uh where are we now I think I found the Mad Doctor's lab cool how mad is he hey I found the Mad Doctor Who wants to talk to the Mad Doctor there's a parasite nearby I'll talk to Mad Doctor take parite yeah no hold on while you're talking to her I'm going to steal these parasites hold on I'm actually good at stealing give me a sec well be like she's not as long as long as czy to Crazy Doctor vertical incision from ey to end of Why can I still be seen oh yes consistent with oh you probably want to shut the door too do you have a question just going to stun there ghoul King okay I'm turn off this light she is played by Jam Lee Curtis in my brain there we go nice dark area H I think I can see you stealing in the background yes that's probably why she can see you can't see me I got him and I'm I'm I'm I am wellden choose you now I'm see have a parasite of your own you talk too slow uh yeah I love it makes me I get off on it oh we're friends I can I oh no I'm that's me using friends I don't want to do that I'll just I'll just give myself back we're friends I mean friends is free until it wears off I well only on certain difficulties actually holy [ __ ] you [ __ ] annihilated it f I [ __ ] her with words oh my God curiosity without toil is like a broken she needed a 14 and she got a 33 focused and incapable of insight I'm sueding in stealth really well right now so far tell me what is your understanding of sorosis less than it was a month ago please explain it to me the stupidity encouraged on this plane never ceases to amaze me I want to bold of you to assume we're from this plane is a parasite once he consumes the world is a vampire it instigates an excruciating transformation every fiber every sen of your being is torn apart and reformed into the repugnant flesh of a gate every that fiber sorosis you are not writing this down and you speak up okay yeah I uh should I say it make sure that door is shut is the door shut uh I guess I'll yeah I'll get out the dialogue and look okay I I can do it yeah I'll close the door I'm doing it right now too late oh well in fact douse the lights too yeah I don't like the light whatever happens next happens in the dark I I got I got a taple my brain and it's great is that so I got to be real with you I got brain worms it hurt it's my best friend otherwise don't take it from me I love my brain worms you want the first I just re took camp and then I can never be I'm more curious as to if that thing on her on her face can be given to you progs maybe help you with your hag eye we must find out that' be nice but I'm pretty sure this eye I have is just dead I think the thing on her eye I mean it looks just like a magnifier glass not like a you know are rudimentary methods I don't want it extra I like it if you find our technology I just want to eat the have wait are the wor do not let her leave she's trying to leave kill her oh well I can stop her I I don't know what just happened what is what what are we she's going to get existence because she thinks we're resisting The Cure oh I am should I hit her [ __ ] is lying kill her okay well I'm sorry oh is our attit is our is is our attitude not good enough for you our violence hasn't gone unnoticed apparently you ain't going nowhere you're dead we got you for 3 seconds oh and she had specimens on her desk too yes they're mine sorry I want them I want to eat them aberation Hunter a gith Yankee wearing this amulet well we're not gith Yankee but guess what that's take a surgery kit so what's this thingy that would be the zist woman lasel that was what could remove the tadpole ah the device is strange she died mysterious flesh and po you feel your parasite stir my parasite's stirring oh this thing looks [ __ ] who put that giant bug on top of a chair I mean do you want yours out I like mine I'm keeping it I'm tempted to lie down in the device I mean if it crawls out the right eye then you don't it doesn't really matter does it it's true I've done Dumber things my sweet husband with your luck you're going to lose your other eye somehow in this I'll just be fully blind good luck good thing you're a monk I need a booster [Laughter] seat by the Are you standing in the seat I think he's just standing oh yeah this thing's look oh man this is oh boy I I regret nothing themselves tightly around your head the tle squirms and contracts it's trying to hide you can't hide from me the device I succeeded in parasite but it's doing so blindly like me without Direction your faculties could be permanently damaged oh God skull GRS and bends under the pressure Agony ow Agony don't sound good what kind of saving throw is it uh intelligence oh [ __ ] that your limbs are unresponsive by the device is Magic [ __ ] you again move you can't move well this is awkward uh I mean you could shout for help but we can already tell this is not going well I mean you guys already here try again but harder though your body from the your ious sad if nothing else the tassel's all all right oh your eyes oh [ __ ] I lived [ __ ] back into Focus inside your head you feel a familiar squirm you escaped but so did your tadpole you know at this point tadpole and I are kind of becoming buddies I'm Pro tadpole well I hope no one outside the room heard that that was too close don't worry about it I just broke their stupid Magic Chair the chair was like this when we got here put the chair in your pocket and bring it to camp and they'll never know I took zero damage from that that's kind of shocking I think cuz the voice in our the voice in our Collective heads protected you so are we going to move this corpse uh T pick up the corpse oh it's always tab pick up the corpse T throw a a boulder I do it she's too heavy for me throw her in the broken chair that way you know it's it's reasonable to assume she had an experiment that went wrong you know what I love that idea oh wow that's crazy oh no how could this have happened can't believe this she died we found her this way oh no oh my God God it's awful I can't believe she's gone she died as she lived with experiments the 13 months and the raid uh nobody go in there yeah I know the the GI Yankees seem num the wiser not go in there light a match first doing doctor stuff or something well we're leaving door I guess now we can finally go into the other door these GI yane have the worst Security in the the Goblins had better security they really trusted the four people out front I mean is still they're still cleaning the portrait that you [ __ ] oh hello for the for the sheer size of their ears I'm kind of shocked they didn't hear any of that oh so this is where the egg was egg wonder how much egg is worth other people trying to perceive things over here yeah eyes Warrior voon what the hell is stier permitted to view the birthing pools now uh yeah no definitely pered strange we're too step carefully while here our Hatchery is protected by Leal actually I do not wish to pick your remains from my friend is talking and I listen there are apparently lethal safeguards uh could you point out the traps that we definitely already see amusing damn it you may speak to the stay from the egg there will be the uh water I guess I mean I guess it's just acid what happens if we close the door and kill this person uh there's more than one person person here oh in fact it looks like there's four at least three I mean granted they didn't stop us in the guard room but we don't know where the lethal safeguards are what if he just fell into the acid mysteriously that be a hell of a push see if you can perceive yeah walk over here walk to go to progs go you failed we have all failed these are very well hidden traps I mean all we have to do is just jump across right h I mean if we're doing this I are we I have a misty step I can bur I don't know I'm just sort of doing things oh as we've done from the start all right then I'll just jump over here oh hey I found stuff hey look care yeah I know come out I mean I don't think these will actually hurt you but V what the [ __ ] I mean you can tell ker my position has tin talking egg requires more time furthermore oh you also have a thing on your eye I was not expecting anue another fancy one brings my a Stan's I heard you're waiting for that last egg to hatch it seems like it's quite bothersome could we take it off your hands most caretakers would not give the child it their chance but I shall there could be greatness in that shell mhm now leave that's what I say about a pistachio I'm like that could be the tastiest one that could be greatness in that shell I have very slim odds of pushing him into the acid do we want to take those so so they not want to give us the I received uh apparently not stick I will not get away from the egg okay apparently getting to his left is getting too close to the egg so this is as far as we can get to the egg without fighting for it why do we want to get to the egg I well at this point don't know we could have a pet GI Yankee that is a very loaded phrase right there the thing the thing is we had one and and we let it die I don't I that wasn't a very respon one of the odds that shadow heart will kill two this one's this one would be newly hatched we could we could raise it to not want to do bad well no we that's not going to happen we can raise it to be slightly less racist to be our kind of bad yes we're raising it and we're like listen first time we really boted this we really made them real racist on accident my bad um we're going to do better with you though please don't be racist maybe we just leave we can teach it to play the harmonica join the band you can if you're not racist I was hoping I could jump on top of the crates right I'm going to take some of these Ed Powers I ain't taken n of these yet um must be concentrating on those I don't concentrate on [ __ ] sacrifice half your remaining hit points and heal a target for the same amount that sounds to me favorable Beginning Sounds good I've eaten so many so if anyone else wants to eat tads go ahead I taste purple psionic overload your attacks deal one psychic damage but you take one damage every turn doie I would like to use actually that would be useful for Tav to stay in rages oh channel the dark lure of tab Pole to charm an enemy that attacks you preventing them from attacking you on uh their next turn charge forward U which one leads to my favorite I could use at least two more but I can wait since I already have two Powers these guys aren't terribly interesting all right go go ahead somebody else can use the other one if no one else is going to claim it I'll I'll leave I mean I'll use it I just want to give tab a chance I don't know what we're talking okay so I'll just wor in our brains I use it yeah I think tab Will Will just forget it exists are we eating another Tad P are too late now too late go talk to that we can go talk to that Ki rck lady who took that fancy gem yeah the que Zach tatarak that movie would be out by now if it weren't for greed someone does not appreciate a tax deduction here come come sit down prag I shall teach you the glory that is taxation okay I will face this way this is a good way to have a conversation no we need to face the door there's a map free map oh okay all right planning I guess I'll talk to the kith rat cuz I had so much luck with this so far the very Le at least the rest of you can get into better positions when she inevitably tries to fight us my minap is red does that mean they don't like us here in my crash oh wow I don't even get a choice it just forces me into this mer sent to bring the weapon and his dick in my crash is so dirty did they not check that first I think they knew what they were doing I need to hear about you know I was simply told to find a weapon and then the guy flew off on a dragon can you describe it for me it is small angular metal adorned with tiu script stolen by Heretics you realize she seeks the art artifact you carry really does that look you know something do you have it lady I seriously doubt you can tell anything on my face I have no idea what you're talking about why is she so mad I mean to be fair of Races they probably know dragons fairly well ah damn it you know what the a right of all of us you can probably recognize me in Tad's Expressions I am going to look at the wall and not man I am not doing well on these I I heard dice roll I can't see anything so I couldn't give you anything same and yet your face betrays you you found it didn't you no he just oh the puppies are getting up give it to me drop it no no I will who says no to me Mo you up Mo rut r it's puppy time um I'm gonna should we close the door uh I would recommend that yes I'm gonna go close the door turn uh let's see we got puppies and we got this guy back here I'm going to knock this person out so that they can't go get damn it yeah the puppies are pretty tough uh tab go kill a puppy please oh what the [ __ ] that's the worst thing anybody's ever said to da the worst thing anyone's I need you to kill that dog tab it's okay I'm Vally important you murder that dog we're going to create John we're going to create John gith are you closing the door frogs I mean I'm standing over here in case anything comes in but oh oh like her oh look at that that was a good idea and I'm not scared oh I am bye it's puppy time oh boy two more just showed up yeah they did and that one got a no oh God hi oh jeez they are not fans of Bona's music oh jeez oh great they do not like bars rally I can't you speak with I feeling too hot about them right now oh my gosh dogs well maybe we should have quick save we're coming in here eight temporary points kill the dog okay I'm not I don't feel good about got another another one another one another one oh God is that our is that our uh I'm so sorry dog murdering that dog I'm dying okay now don't shoot oh shooting tabs all right I guess do not react I will not react your words can't hurt me this is not going well this is not going well oh boy I I hear your anger I Ur burle okay okay we're going to go for a St strike I have a 70% chance of hitting do that okay good they are stunned oh she already are you already dead I can bring us back but I'm not dead all right then okay now do I want to okay I got the the quizat satak lady stunned do we want to focus her or should I focus on the ads what are we feeling uh at the very least that door needs to be shut well they're just going to reopen it at this point I'm not going to lie and that will not take them a lot of time then the ads need to go if she's stunned she at least loses the turn all right I probably can't kill you with one hit unless this crits I can't believe my character got afraid and I didn't make a a fears the mind killer joke uh oh I could talk to that thing as a free action well that's weird anyway ha you're stunned idiot you can tell your joke montina you're going to live through thisle missile ow I kind of did take that try that [ __ ] again I dare you no on me T stop getting hit I'm sorry stop dying you cowards I'm back heal and um nice oh yeah Tav don't forget to rage when you wake back up okay that'll probably be very useful just think about the wool she made us kill yeah it was her fault that the dog's dead not yours um you maybe going to heat metal on her does have a lot of metal oh okay good job very useful I'm guessing her unarmed attacks are [ __ ] come on y oh you have a sword do it oh my God cut it cut him C thank you I already use that one get mad tab get mad uh I'm I'm getting uh here we go I'm raging you get knocked down but when you get up again they never going to keep you down you made me kill a dog oh now come kill this unarmed lady now kill the unarmed lady behind you kill the queen Zach's cact oh I'm going to can I jump will that be fancy yes you a jump is a bonus action and that's fine yeah you're no you're good oh never mind you can't cuz rage is bonus action too never mind oh okay Reckless I do it be Reckless continue to be Reckless you made me hurt these dogs there we go that's what we need I already reaction huh knew wow I really hate Fontina fle just because I'm the easiest to kill they keep trying to kill me and I don't think that's fair let's go ahead and shatter it bar can you pick me up on the way over that hurt them I could pick you up and throw you but Shadow step tort Shadow I already spent I only have an attack now I can't do anything else right now just when you head over I let's see uh yeah I'm a I'm a that provokes attack of opportunity why it's I'm literally slipping into the Shadows maybe I can make her slip on her own blood I'm not using that now should I just heal that doesn't feel like a good use of my time here I mean a heal might be good right now if you can't get away yeah but he does like 20 damage um have Scrolls I have something that can work I think let's try this [ __ ] fool that helps ha ha go ahead roll why not okay now's a good time for it this is the biggest fight we going to get in before we rest sick shut the lock the door take a nap oh no they're trying to find you progs well they're bad at it oh good wait how come they hit me for like 20 he well raging gives him resistance I guess but theyed they still rolled real low well Chris he parried he was ready to Parry oh whoa hey did not like that yeah shoot at him okay now I could help you up Fontina would that be useful I I would find that helpful or would it be better if I kept attacking other things U I would love to be up would it be better if you died I don't know bar do you have any cheap healing I have lay on hands but it would have cost an action oh that's not fun uh okay well I'm Not Invisible anymore so that almost hit me I saw you lean down I knew you had it plus if you if it almost hit you you would have caught it true I am quite agile oh we are way too close together that was a bad idea is going to have another chance to hit me before my turn yeah I'm going to let's see where can I Zippity zap to no those aren't Shadows oh apparently they are I should have d the fire I don't enough space area must be I'm just going to move back here that way I'm not you know associated with you I'm not with them a damn it no fear is the mind killer I didn't quit cowering you cowards [ __ ] where am I going apparently into the wall of light oh is it because I'm scared yes yes oh no ah balls die everything's going wrong you fool take that I'm pissing my pants I'm [ __ ] and pissing not menar clothes they were good clothes that hold up hold up that's ridiculous are you going to punch me just took his ridiculous I think I used the mass healing word too soon ra no I'm going to die ah [ __ ] I failed my death saving throat damn it I'm not fearful anymore it's on you bar and T did you just try to use shocking grasp on a [ __ ] blue dragon born eat my fist damn it D he didn't want any all about that thing life okay am I done pissing and [ __ ] yes I didn't die yet it's okay you you got I'm just why can't I attack this person well you don't have a weapon equipped but you can punch them oh what happened when you were afraid you dropped it scared oh no well I'm uh is it worth punching I mean at this point yeah might as well punch it or heal if you have something healing is a bonus action it's just a it's just a potion yeah drink drink up hit I uh um oh I do have okay use it use it o yes I feel much better can't drink again you feel 10 better exactly I feel 10 better no h okay good oh they got you it's okay you're you're you're only down one instead of down 11 heyy I'm not dead yet Tor oh you're not [ __ ] dead yeah you should have used it all on her H that's what I get for splitting resources maybe this damn it well she took up a boxing pose going to style all your ass oh you made me stop I barely got the use my spells oh ran away from me a tab it's not looking good tab it really isn't oh my God it's now a coin flip away from life or death for me it's actually slightly it's actually slightly better than a coin flip given the roll oh that's good yeah I got to find which weapon was mine well no all you to do is go to your yeah just equip a different one you have a Warhammer in your inventory ooh okay equipping it is an action though oh true you might be better has 11 Health you're not well you might be better off actually just trying to punch her cuz she has four Health left that's true go punch the [ __ ] out of her uh let me see where you were pinging oh punch yes come here come here do it again do it again T oh come on that's really awkward my pants are so full of piss and [ __ ] I can't focus don't shoot me ah okay oh no shove shove oh I'm a coin flip away from dying too we're doing weirdly well after doing very badly all right bar kill them all and then don't let us die hey okay now it's just that jobber back there yay oh my God we aren't dead we did it we're the best band ever oh my God help I'm so I'm so sh shut the [ __ ] door lock that [ __ ] I'm going to yeah I'm going to shut that no you're too late oh well blessed that wasn't so bad to get going that one to have both of those weapons down there might be good for you the soul breaker or I think sorrow was yours to begin Sor was yeah Sor was his oh Soul breaker looks really good for you though short sword short sword boring and don't forget FAA you dropped your [ __ ] too oh this is the person that I killed earlier Scroll of mirror image take that armor Yankee short sword yeah soul breaker's cool I knew we could do it oh those are my short swords yeah all right who has short swords Ona has short swords uh do we want to just camp out in their Command Center we can't can we we got a red bubble oh I mean if we leave this room maybe although well seems like Place against us now the the long rest button is still there oh what happens if I hit it oh okay cannot fast travel yeah so red bubble keeps it from doing it I want to take a big nap one my friends a big old big old pile I mean yeah we took a short rest but we're you're all still pretty badly hurt and I I'm out of spells I can check and see if out here is safe I mean we were able to fast travel before hey yeah walk out into this hallway bar is just nursing a light headache and he's like wow you all look like [ __ ] it's like well I'm I'm out of spells so we should probably yes of course you're the most hurt by this there we go yeah we full of [ __ ] we can go to Camp if we uh go out into the hallway it says I can't fast travel let me oh there we go oh all right fun I think we need to wait for everybody else to get here Fontina walk out of the room I I'm I'm in Camp oh okay I hit long rest and then it someone denied it it wasn't me oh oh it's cuz I'm in Camp I was waiting for other people to get to Camp my bad we lived [ __ ] ah all right shs off back in my comfy back in my comfy Zone damn oath breaker Knight still here watching me sleep leap man I haven't used any of the oath breaker stuff carlac still here burning up Shadow still here scratch Gail still here I thought we kicked him out we definitely oh yeah no he got he got really pissed off that we wouldn't feed them our magic items yeah he did leave and the magic mirror is here too we've let basically we're letting everyone die PS if anyone hates how they look they can look in the magic mirror and change it ah if only am I a magic dysmorphia mirror yes it's the mirror of dysmorphia cheers all your all your alss except you can't really change your body type so it's like I mean granted everybody in this game is already kind of fit anyway oh someone wishes to speak with us why I don't see any exclamation marks who the hell wants to talk to me Gail hiding behind some Rubble oh [ __ ] him can I just can I just have some please let me nibble your shoes I'll kill Gail myself who who's I'm not it's not me oh sorry is somebody dis morph is somebody dismorphism yes I need to changeing my whole face but you look so Regal man I know I'm hot maybe I'll finally get my oath back at this point I haven't used any of the O Breer abilities I mean all you have to do is pay him off right you just pay yeah I have to pay him two grand though what yeah what a ripoff it's like this is what you you have to sacrifice something truly worthy and I'm like I all I did was defend lasel from teeth Lings I still think breaking the O in the first place was [ __ ] and she's dead now anyway yeah I wonder if that would have broken your ask what you will Shadow heart just stood up for some reason returning to your oath oh God I forgot he's Scottish will you will be bound again it is first you wish oh they dropped the price down to a th you know what [ __ ] it give it half half price benediction yeah no that's a steal how can I not get my oath back by gra Hammer what a savings only in wielding the powers I lost I've achieved my aim fr a black knight Friday sale you know what I want those powers back cuz I actually use them more than the oathbreaker powers give me a higher thank you for gifting uh Ren Valentine 89 there nth month Reser by the way welcome to everybody Welcome to everybody watching on retribution vanquishing your enemies and aiding those I tried to get a facelift but it wouldn't let me confirm so now I just saw what could be and now I'm the same got to wait for better insurance I guess touch touch touch it the oath of vengeance is once more used to fulfill yeah I heard y'all talking about how this guy's hot and I'm like and now I'm in the conversation you guys I think that's was just frogs the only person that matters is my H [ __ ] oh hey bar just leveled up or yeah I know I got my oath back so now I have to relevel up okay sorry this might take a sec uh don't need that give me go go go turn on your animal thing and talk to scratch turn on my animal thing speak to animals an turn on the animals good I'm speaking did we kill aari no we kicked him out because he [ __ ] bit me in the middle of the night like a weirdo my friend oh I lost the performer feet if only I had a more youthful face while I was petting this dog oh W do I want to go for something interesting or do I just want to up my Charisma if you ever feel about your face T just look at Withers and think I don't look like that his name is literally Withers yeah I am hot I just wanted to be hotter and you know what I'm fine I'm fine all I'm saying is like when it comes to create a characters I can never decide on a nose Withers is the correct option just don't deal with it I also think that fantasy is wonderful because I'm standing next to Stephan and Nick and I'm the tallest one here my five five ass I'm like I'm like 43 with my hair all toughed up like this I can reach shelves this is why we go to Fantasy World so I can reach top shelves I can ride roller coasters yeah are there roller coasters you still can't get on luckily it seems like I can get on all the roller coasters good okay back to normal all right sleep time yeah I went to the state fair and there's a picture of me being all proud next to the you must be this tall to ride the ride I didn't go this year oh we're getting a cut scene not really I think this is just the normal sleep one I'm always on edge about the cut scenes that happen when we're sleeping yeah all the cut scenes that happened to me for some reason yeah for some reason you're the main you're the main character the game is decided of my game yeah I know all right really really men get everything do yes it's a it really is a man's world as as I wrote by song all right I'll go put the jewel in the thing and get the thing down this is a fantasy world you chose to be a woman Stefan so I don't know what to do the rules of fantasy according to angry people online are no women and no black people so yes they don't exist would be do be clear those angry people you know who I am I'm talking to the jewel now cond oh no I'm not you're talking to Jewel at her Ranch no she lives in Texas I didn't know that I mean it's a fine state to live live if you don't care about rights oh wait was that I hope this is an oath spell cuz I did not want this okay it is also if you hate taxes which admittedly I do which which admittedly is maybe part of why the company was here yep oh so much stuff is now on the way you guys go ahead I need to sort my [ __ ] out you'd be surprised what you can get away with with a Texas LS see it's not like Cayman Island [ __ ] or anything but yeah we're like we're not we're not we're not like putting take sending funds overseas or any [ __ ] like that where are we we're at a g we're at a GI Yankee crash or even the to [ __ ] uh what is it Wisconsin I don't think Wisconsin's tax lws are that weird no there's a state here in here in all right close enough huh nothing like I said I was Sting my [ __ ] out oh okay there's a state here here in America I forget which one it is that like you can like put your put your business in a mailbox there and barely anything delare and I think I think Nevada as well yes it is Nevada yes all right Nevada open the double iron doors oh hello oh hey a [ __ ] T more GI Yankee all right hold on font you might want F you may want to hang back I'm going to hang way back I have a crossbow now I'll let you do the talking bar you've been so good at it so far yeahhuh yeah hold on talking I mean maybe with your new oath you'll be better at it interesting guard closed the door I my reported that an to the inor CR slave vessel you have accomplished bald bald bald I'm pleased to finally meet you I heard there is so much Goblin blood on your hands that it soaks their children's nightmares and Druid blood but don't tell them that I suspect you plucked something precious from the gake ship oh more to us oh sorry the weapon give it to me don't do it the weapon is how I protect you well are you going to repeat yourself four times cuz there's a lesson to be learned here you're being hunted you're being hunted what does it do what business is that of yours I have it suffice to say my queen wants it but know that you will have been instrumental in stopping The Grand Design no Queen and it over all he had to say was you know it's radioactive and his said to shrivel its shrivel the enemy's dicks it's like okay here you go well what do I get the gay are about to execute their grander and you seek to bargain ah yes the G agenda the weapon now well now that Prague said that I'm even less inclined to give it to you listen buddy possession is 9/10 of the law is that so well then humor me I hear it's big in football too what would you ask of an Inquisitor I mean we are fighting ilids if you happen to have like a spell Jammer ship we could use we lost our last one though I guess now we're becoming a band so musical Talent we do we do need we still need to be able to to travel so we could you know go on tours all right settle for a dragon uh that why is that not an option the bathrooms all right I a sick van with a wizard painted on the side well I think all that's either all going to be gold or all going to be an ally I except a vote here uh we could use some startup funds for the band I do like money all right majority rules like a volag denied [ __ ] you give me the weapon what the [ __ ] why' you ask now dud money you're guys Clos the door this time well I guess this is the night [ __ ] die no apparently ends here you know we thought it was going to end before huzzah Zounds with we're going to get our money okay well I'm going to start with oh oh don't forget to rage tab when you get to your turn I can use actually one of my channel oath charges right now let's see do I start with the crossbowman or the one with the sword Tav I'm going leave the one to the side over here with the sword to you you you got it be my enemy do I want to use this luck at the far Realms Divine Smite level two I think it might be smarter for tab to go help bar cuz he's about to get slammed with people I mean I guess I could just stick back here and fight all these things but I I mean I we got we got two guys right here and you and me can take care of them who should I listen to my husband or the woman I owe my life to and in dead too I'm just saying sad I didn't kill them option you think you're talking I'm going to cut you with words comp SCE that's a cutting word sick burn damn ow [ __ ] yeah bar W Bar's got like mind racked oh and I'm hearing the song that gets on everybody's nerves which one is that these days I can't sing it what kind of a band are we then we don't we don't do songs one with no startup cash apparently um what if I I'm going to I'm going to just take out this one here that's so prgs can move on to the next that's the best use of my time probably yeah not not casting spells man I really zoomed in on that Corpse's ass on this one yeah I'm really zooming in on people when they die like extremely close don't I rebuke thee wow Maria holy [ __ ] yeah I know that hell rebuke gotten pretty good I'm great at rebuking so what should I be doing you should get angry first get angry and kill someone now now now they split up more yeah you can kill this person that's right next to you like this this douche with the sword I'm worri about now I mean the the guy I'm I I have advantages on attacking the guy in front of me and like guy right next so beat up BR whatever his name is Bradley I'm evil but I'm also stupid so you can't say get mad and kill the person next to you cuz you were the one closest to me and as we know yes as I know too well FR I can take care of hard if you can take care of uh oh sorry the the Ard that's in front of us hey they didn't steal my brain never mind things are changing so much it's no time to strategize no time for thinking what is that does that thing do the psychic energy of those aroundus class additional one4 psychic damage for creature he's connected to okay how do I stop him from feeling things condition ends when the effective entity damages him so we all have to hit him if we're affected okay well that's tce well then I'm I'm just going to go kill ardant over here then since I'm not affected by this guy yeah there's an ARD there and then there's an ARD hiding enough movement oh am I slow too nope I just can't reach that far [ __ ] I guess I'm shooting you I'm just going to go smack this one that one's dead I mean you all have to hit that one so you know well fortunately when all those fails magic miss a lot of hits so step of the wind Dash yeah that sounds good we're going we're going to use that so I can get over to the other Ard just GNA H then I'm going to come hit you H right in the dick hey don't do that hey don't push me really really hitting those high notes yeah she's [ __ ] she is [ __ ] she's [ __ ] the song [ __ ] you need to hit the other one tab the one that you're minding too double re Reckless good job T yes that's my husband that's my husband what do I want to do it's just I missed do you have magic Missile cuz that automatically hits him uh I have a scroll of it doesn't matter now true uh this one might do it nope it didn't though well when all fails impressive oh no he doesn't like it oh [ __ ] no one ever impressive let me jam oh [ __ ] I will not react to you no do it do it yeah go ahead I don't I don't think we're going to beat H whatever they still critically hit when you wow damn damn all right well it's my turn I guess I'll impressive bar you need to hit that other one I mean he can only end it by hitting his master and I don't think he will well I'm just going to kill him doesn't matter okay then I'll there see he's dead a [ __ ] oh I can hit both of you okay what up what point idiot now now who's [ __ ] dead it's you it is you who is dead oh no they are brave also foolish yes yes yes inquis everyone else is in the conversation I don't get to be a part of it loot the body Fontina hi you doing this you are permitted to look upon me e you are in to kneel don't kneel listen I think you're just compensating for something but hi that's so funny I've never seen Bart smile it was I think this is one of those cut scenes where you can actually get an insta death like just a game over state that which is ours but are you friend or are you Thief can't can you pay me money please I mean I didn't really steal it just it's a long story at least you brought it back it is a start we will test you to assess whether you deserve reward or punishment she doesn't care that we kill those other guys the astral prison well you guys is corrupted I just wish there was an angle where we could see Fontina bleeding out in the background broken yeah that' be so funny they are an agent of The Grand Design sent to sabotage the astral prison our last defense against the return of the elied Empire that sounds terrible the prism is compromised uh-huh find the one inside and and kill them be aware they are not alone and they will appeal to your trust they are not to be believe oh yeah because you're so you're really winning me over accept refuse and know my Fury I don't want to know her Fury right now can't detect thoughts on the projection on the God I mean why not can't you kill the one inside yourself I am so eepy I'm so tired and sleepy need a nappy you know one second can you inspire me just crawly over to your loot struming it I can't actually see the roll so night 16 is that good DC was only 10 behind the veil of the god Queen's outer thoughts death I'm on fire thect did you just get a weird glitch I was on fire we all were on fire I'm still on fire to you forever it's only happening to you someone look so pull up my stream TFS gaming stream forar either way you can see it I think it's cuz you're the one peering into the brain of the Elder yeah she's punishing you I mean can't you do it you're you're a God right perhaps I misheard do it you would not speak ill of a God would you I'm not speaking ill I'm just saying why don't you do it I I'm I'm already I'm already on fire so you know what I'm sorry obey and be forgiven I don't I don't like her tone but you know I don't think flame power to enter the prison can you put me out first the creatures lying T cut it out if you must okay there we go okay cut it out if you must where was it hi this had a pearl I hope the shopkeeper around here is still alive I got a lot of their stuff to sell back to them that took the edge off well I also feel like yes looting this place is in order it very much is Hello heavy chest Silver Plate silver glass Don't Mind If I Do hello gilded chest thank you for not being trapped hello rustic chest ew it's just full of body parts empty things what about what about this chest an opulent chest yes oh a ring strange conduit while concentrating on a spell the we's weapon attack steal on additional psychic damage okay well I'll take it but I don't need that I found a weapon called The Skin burster ooh oh gross love it let me burst your skin I wonder what it does it makes your skin gate it's probably a personal massager cannot fall prawn while traversing icy TR that's very specific which sure I'll take them oh and I found some Amber don't know [ __ ] about it grolls protect thoughts in Mage Armor neither of which are useful to me a f Fair well I'm collecting Scrolls uh what's this one leer blesses the rising B to these statues are turned the wrong way oh they just need to be facing the correct direction the r the sun rises in the E and sets in the west it's a good thing y'all are here to every just I I see real fake walls so can we just ignore the god Queen's demands and just leave I me I mean if that's really the artifact stuck in the middle of the floor then maybe not oh is that actually our artifact I'm hold on let me make let me see if it's still in my inventory if it is we can leave it's still in my inventory let's get the [ __ ] out of here ha [ __ ] idiot so are we going this way yes yes screw the god Queen it's not like she can kill us once we leave the room idiot I'm God you are [ __ ] you that's what you get for putting me out idiot we a fire orders you have no leverage dumbass we're a punk rock band or something turn we're like your life be forit oh okay looks like we found the inner sanctum of the Sun God I'm I'm a fan all righty uh let's see that energy source seems suspicious all right just give me another 30 minutes yeah I don't have anything that can attack from afar until they add Sun Soul fire monk to this and break the game wait hold on what's this thing do [ __ ] I don't like the fact that time just stopped it's okay I avoided it hold on I see another path behind it oh AR disarmed the Trap oh well I could have a [ __ ] hey back unarm the Trap yes okay one sec I'm going to so we got to break something else I suppose yeah I found a thing to break I broke a thing found a new thing to break once we get past this one do you want to try this one disarm this one yeah I already see the gem 14 easy I'm not moving till I see that light fade all right done I did it double team it but this guys really crappy at security I guess didn't imagine the pilgrims having weapons and now we're just left with this place ah that definitely looks more like the blood of Leander ooh fancy shiny oh apparently the monk in your soul likes it uh do we have something to put in this thingy no I'll get in there I'll just [ __ ] I'm just going to take the thing then T's like I'll just put my dick in it h before you suspended a sh of brilliant light a fist sized piece of Amber flecked with Crimson is set in the handle emitting a Radiance all its own this mace certainly has a very unusual design looks interesting like something could use I can all the measures meant to keep you from reaching this place yeah and how they failed it's okay hold on I got a bag of sand place it with it real quick stress one second you're even wearing a hat I'm take the mace anyway what's the Worst That Could Happen what's the worst come here gotcha victory for progs ah [ __ ] no well that doesn't look good it does not this this speaks to a level of technology I do not think the peasants in the town we visited are capable of okay okay okay this is fine frogs I I'm sorry you're going to turn into the Hulk I oh look it opened a door oh good now I just need to get out somehow the rest of us can go through a door great guys let's go what is it happening it's turning on turning on a giant laser going to destroy the moon I think it might destroy the temple everything is in motion all within these walls are doomed to destruction unless you act un I act poor gith yane well hold on are we in turn base mode yes okay disarm the device probably not happening do I have does anybody have a scroll of Misty step they could offer me probably once second I fly iin CU I am inside of a barrier uh I do not I can cast Misty step but I can't dimension door You' have to be close to him to do that well can you you have dimension door or do you have a scroll of Dimension Scroll of dimension door yeah give me that you guys Run for the exit I I can follow I gave you the scroll of dimension door excellent okay everybody run for that exit we're getting the hell out of here unless you feel like we can destroy the solar machines which I cannot reach I feel like getting great way to kill two bir of one stone bye make sure make sure you use Dash by the way T oh I just thought I'd lightly jog just just a a Brisk I got as far as I can get oh apparently the safe zone is outside the monastery completely oh and we're on the roof all right time to well we all have feather fall to get out of here all righty time to leave y i I just got to get to the next turn to oh you couldn't even you couldn't run that far nope there's a lot of difficult terrain on this roof I'm going to use step of the wind Dash oh wait I could have just Shadow step anyway uh way I go I am very fast I'm careful some of this Bramble is going to try and grab you should we still be dashing yes yes open if you hit M you can see a circle on the map where you need to get to yeah you need to get to that yellow circle out there oh man it's all difficult terrain I mean we have Scrolls of vivify to you know get uh we still need a body for those we have Withers I know yeah that's going to be our backup oh ancient Yankee Warrior a potion of flying I'm going to take it a Yanke if the armor is okay T take a nice little jump over here and let's see uh as my action oh wait I also have a scroll to fly but I think I'm fast enough that I can use feather ball all right I'm already out of the monastery well that'll work too wait do I not have a feel like I had a scroll of feather oh hold on it says use a bonus like like the scroll requires a bonus action but but I can't use an actual action on it I call bull bull Looney bull honky even I as far as I can get the environment's turn how much damage do I take jumping down here I am a monk minus five and fall prone yeah whatever I just jump all the way down minus 12 what's minus 12 painful but not all right I guess this is close enough for me to watch the fireworks soth interrupted whatever Y and there goes my speakers sorry I'm in a safe Zone though all right I'll jump when it's my turn the last turn by the way if you guys aren't out you're gonna die oh good just in time for my lethargic to proc perception failed um all right I think I'm safe I think we're about to watch tab die jump husband jump should I he's not even close to the ledge wait how did you not get to the right ledge yeah I don't know have you been Have You Been dashing have you been eating your dashes and there we go go oh there's an interesting conversation nearby this is a very interesting conversation oh no that's where tab was standing oh would suck to be on that roof right now well so much for the GTH Yan another job well done on the Plus on the on the plus side all of our crimes are now covered up ho and no one will ever know we should Frack more crime scenes wait Tab and hold up we what we lived that's disappo why do I jump off a building all right who who can use a mace I can it's not the most efficient if it's not finesse but I can use it um can I use a mace I could use a decent weapon a shield maybe I can live more often yeah you have to open your character sheet let's see oh wait I can use it oh I I stand so sassily with it I will say it is a strength based weapon and uh tab has the best strength to me it is a monk weapon so oh okay no then I think prags is the best one to have it oh I think yeah anyone who has it it must be whatever their no if it it's if he's proficient it's a monk weapon and monk weapons it's it's special okay it's monks are weird okay I was I was wondering I was wondering if it like in order for anyone who picks it up to be able to use it it just conforms to whatever that the person who grabs it what their thing is Nah if that were the case it would have been dexterity for me so got you okay I really threw out my back jumping off that building ow well now you have a mace touched by this plain son God so I think it's a fair trade yep good heist everyone good heist good heist good heist well Heist well heisted I do do we think that's our our session for today that was that was very bombastic I mean we could at least maybe I mean the shadow curse is just over that hill we could go into the next ACT at the very least all right sure all right so let's uh go up this hill HCK going up that hill run the hill wait no not this one no we can use this we can use this Gonda to go back oh we can yeah Tav will you spin the wheel no Tav get on the Gondola first get over here get get over here or else it'll leave without you also going to the resort without you yeah use the cable car there we go and open and hit everyone hit tab ah big crotches and now we're drinking oh bad times that all right um witching we're close to where we killed that old lady oh yeah we have some flowers on our knock her out oh yep no she's dead oh yeah no we killed her we I think we knocked her out and then she was very angry and wouldn't stop trying to kill us well there's no corpse left so she probably got away but also she's here she is oh she yeah she's standing here bad news about that egg can we sell to her she's sitting here in a pool of her own blood talking we were just talking mad [ __ ] about her and doesn't seem particularly fond she doesn't seem but we can give her a gift yeah maybe she was unconscious it's like I think I have just the thing to make this right again to be of interest I have a let's make it a good one all right what do I offer uh gold Everyone likes gold I can give you the the skin burster cuz I don't think anybody here wants to use it it's worse than everything else we have depends on what it is I mean it's just it's just a it's just a pike oh and I can give you this infernal iron which will never be able to use cuz the only person that can use it is dead how about a silver plate a silver glass she seemed interested in gift stuff right I don't remember I remember we killed her she want I remember knocking her out I remember going non-lethal here I'll give you some suspicious poison that I'm never going to be able to use yeah girls poison let's see her attitude is minus 45 I wonder how much more I I'll also give you a I'll give you three javelins you beat up one old lady and that's that same old lady is mad at you how about a map with the Cur shadowlands I'm going to give you like all of my garbage hey how long are you going to be mad at us this woke culture how about that huh donate these items yes there we go now now she's only a little pissed off is she amable enough to sell she's amenable enough for me to buy things from her so well there we go then else matters maybe not her full inventory which you know I kind of sto the better parts of already but it's funny cuz I I can't see your trading screen so she's just glaring at us she's not moving not talking she's very grumpy just staring at us like you [ __ ] tried to kill me well if we that as well there you go look at this silver platter though look at this nice plate all righty yep she seems better about it she's still not giving us a good price on things but it's better than her being very mad I mean we can always kill her again I guess Monastery had to no that would be wrong we can kill her and take back the gifts we [Laughter] just oh apparently she had thoughts about the um Monastery Going Up in Smoke oh now she's willing to talk huh yeah I guess I loosened her lips a bit with all that silver I gave her yes the beautiful plate is what did it yep the plate and the and the Cup O ice storm c i put a ring in your inventory CU I don't want it when I hear that song I just think about the the tick tock of of talking about selling God avocados all I think about Str all I think about stranger things now all right I'm done with her now we're done with you words I love to hear I'm done with her I'm your your turn bro high five I'm done with her do you really need those Scrolls of Mayor armor I mean I might I can't I'm he there's another there's another path with like a bunch of blood and stuff on it over here oh she loves me oh yeah cuz you didn't like why is she so happy oh D she loves you there's a giant skeleton over here who's just like glowing O Death Shepherd that's a cool name and there's like a ghoul oh yep there he is no and there's two of them the terrible men talk to her for a while and then Fontina shows up and she's like oh thank God yeah she goes ah a friendly face she tried to buy their baby um and now it's dead so that's why we could have gotten the egg it was for her we aborted it with the force of a god he's asking if we can help her get the egg well well bad news I got bad news that's weird she actually yeah know she acknowledged that the monastery went up when I talked to her the sun god really hated that particular baby payment up front and then we're going to [ __ ] off can you sort through the rubble and of course just bring me an egg I failed I failed it a when did you start wearing Shadow Hearts armor I'm afraid that's not how it works I de first compensation later wish I knew what happened to that owl bear egg actually wait a minute maybe it's in Camp I'll be right back because we we might be able to give her the give her the AL bear egg and just say oh yeah no totally get the yane egg is the same egg they're both they're both creatures it's a good egg I'm not there's a skeleton at the top of this hill anybody mind if I use this second uh short rest go for it I'm selling stuff I am not seeing Oh I can't I can't short rest while you're in a okay I I'll finish this up no worries I do not have the AL egg what if we accidentally used it in a meal I have a chicken egg yeah give her the chicken egg be like this is it you never seen it you don't know let's paint it we'll paint it like green or some [ __ ] and Jesus will love it we'll bedazzle it we'll paint the egg for [Music] Jesus um my Al pouch I know I had thank you for the 100 Bitties also rdn1 thank you for the prime up potato my pouch ain't for sale I don't sell no pouches always grumpy even when she likes me she's grumpy I'm heading up to you guys now she looks really tired oh through recipes she'd look less tired if she smiled more time to get yeah we should uh tell her yeah we should tell her to smile more and let her know how tired she looks I'm sure she doesn't know I'm all right I'm done with her she should smile more guys there's a whole another route that isn't even trapped well I haven't run into any TR okay we found one was that oh okay guess we're in a fight now hey there's some I'm I'm going to go Bar's way I die a lot well B is actually closer to it I'm in the fight all right oh boy oh boy I might leave the fight and join back in in a second let's see I'm going to no I'm on a hill that's not going to work huh I want to test out my fun new ability oh wow they are resistant to everything are they are they resistant to radiant uh yeah this [ __ ] naked man there's a uh no at a glance doesn't look like it your radiant should work all right let's see yeah all right hold on hold on I can f i can Fire Dragon Ball Z blast now sick death Shepherd looks amazing although yeah we do oh wow yeah I'm death Shepherd and this is my favorite store of the SEL I hear that drummer only has one arm they're Blinded By the Light e stinky these guys are nasty gross stinky gross boys no no you don't he'd smell better if he showered more hey babe shower more they made a guy out of blood oh so talented or maybe a dead body hey don't do that oh no I'm grossed out naous now oh boy should I get mad yes always there really no way to hit both of these without re adjusting [ __ ] go can't take actions that's dumb I can't throw my Alchemist fire get out of this gas and just punch this guy a bunch take that you think of that death Shepherd yes all right I did my thing I'm going to puke all over your butt thank you you're welcome I'm enjoying the fight from over here now there ain't no rest for the wicked trees I've have seen them perform live three times that's more times than I think most people probably most people most people don't even have that many times yeah most people don't have many times to see Cage the Elephant oh I'm nauseous I'm just smack him really are you inspired you're stunned idiot this guy does not like taking damage but he is stunned so that that's a thing see and that that just makes him not a team player cuz we would like him to be damaged no you missed oh that's a big ghoul that's jumping after you st I shall prick thee about Myster Pricks oh I forgot Tav has one eye and the other one can see invisibility oh come on this both damage should I do bck attack yeah do that Artic okay did it work I mean he looks like he's dying so work got him and zoomed way in again zoom die ghoul don't don't do it ow why have them hit me they can't do that hey don't wake anybody up they just we just put we just got them to sleep hey don't hit me and now you're dead H and now you're dead ha yes all right now now kill now kill yours Fontina what was that worry about it saved oh there we go nope just a delay on my end never mind no it was delay on my end too that's how long it took wow they don't like I'm going to kill you dude iot of I was very helpful that fight yeah half plate sword I didn't do much fighting Towers has aced a high value Asset okay so I found out where the Duke went yeah he's in Moonrise apparently or at least that's where the absolute absolutists were trying to take him oh crap this guy's got armor that's worth 400 gold now I'm encumbered I'm going to go talk to that shop lady again I know but I found something I think I like give her another plate and she'll stop being mad it's okay just pass oh hold on this you find anything heavy that you want sold just pass it to me uh I the other one I found also has it but it's too heavy to give to you oh you can't even pass things hold on I'll sell and then you can pass to me I didn't think to look if she has a shield I just focused on selling things uh I can I I have a shield I can give you in Camp okay cool yeah cuz I feel like Fontina might do a little better if she had a shield you money on your mind why do you want to talk to me about the monastery that already blew up I I already told her no you tried to buy one of their children can you give me I had this conversation with her why was I the only one that was able to get the Shane the monastery blew up I think she's still a bit woozy from being knocked out fine I want payment up front yeah yeah now you get to try nope not one we hit her on the head a lot it's true we gave her quite the concussion tab you go talk hold on I just want to sell things to you lady I'm going to go charmer I have a away with women which means they um [ __ ] hate me that is a way it's a way wink wink you know and you have to say it too hello lady Esther I feel very safe in this group you should I acknowledge misogyny I'm not a misogynist I just acknowledge it and think it's good yeah but I would never do it when I say [ __ ] you know I think I'll go ahead and keep my shields in my chest now since apparently they're no good for you say that this is this is what we're talking about you know men men men have things and then they're like you know you say you say something they don't like they're like I'm withholding it all right all the heavy shit's been sold and I just gave you more heavy [ __ ] that's heavy likes me I can't talk until Dab's tab's done talking could I steal from her in the me on oh yeah let's roll those dice again how the game played all right Fontina check your inventory thank you I also have one that would give you a lightning ore if you get lightning charges but I don't know if you're wearing anything that would do that um no I don't think so I don't want to be talking to her anymore I think you just hit Escape that' be so rude to just walk away from her you've already acknowledged that you don't want to talk to her anymore so what's left is just formality with shields next time ievel up if I get an option you can also match the space bar through dialogue options that's what I did it's like it's like the in we've been through this conversation multiple times sounds good I'm in it's like the real world equivalent of zoning out did you tell her to pay you up front no I told her I'd get her an egg God damn it I'm making [ __ ] promises that I cannot possibly keep that's curious oh she has no gold left okay what can you give me for this give me a watermelon tomato we have so many camp supplies spicy we've been really stingy with our with our rests there thank you and we keep looting food yeah we're we are not in danger running out anytime soon I like food I'm not a halfling but I could eat wow this gas just died died in a total te pose oh you guys are all the way down here or bar is anyway I'm just waiting by the door I was thanking someone for bits so I muted myself so I just dissociated and now I'm back in the world and my friends are all gone nature sounds I'm like oh damn I when how long was I out I wonder what happens if I click it why is there a dead blue jay over here Shadow curse go oh let's leave a go yeah okay in the words of Chris Pratt yeah in the words of in the words of in the words of Garfield Garfield let's a go let's a go it's me Garfield that this is what I sound like I'm Garfield love Mondays it's a Monday I'm Garfield it's a Monday it's me Chris Pratt as Garfield when the lasagna hits your eye like a big stupid pie that's swing your arms from side to side come on it's time to do do the Garfield oh when the lasagna hits oh hello oh it's real dark around here oh we're in Hell thank goodness for the mace who the hell are you Goblin finally somebody another person of my stature We can spray them with mace are you the true Soul these conversations yes yeah give them the [ __ ] we are all everything yet nothing at the same time really give him that fortune cookie nonsense I'll take that you think you're the true Soul cuz you're the main character you're the yeah clear stay out of the dark and I wasn't even the one that chose to move here have eyes go on Shadows eyes huh Shadows don't have eyes let's all get out of each other is it weird that the goblin is the is our companion here I mean whatever why would it be weird I don't know I'm not going to stop you from shoving them actually I can't unfortunately why are we shoving our new friend why would we do that that's not exactly a friend I mean oh yeah uh anybody who wants a torch should take one I guess or just see how long you last good luck I think my weapon's going to keep me Brea sa and move is mine not on fire you have to equip it ah thank you I don't know [ __ ] I put the torch in my pocket I'm like why ain't it working o a dead ax I wonder what I can loot off of a dead ax jewelry my can you not find your torch either I can't find mine mine's gone there's a button underneath the ranged weapon set you can just click that and it pulls out a torch if you have one of I can't do that uh above your the the toggle light source thing doesn't work either it's just gone I equipped I grabbed a torch and it disappeared yeah it shows it shows us equipped in your inventory too oh hey I found a oh there's a torch there's a torch in this in this chest take that t I picked up two torches oh T Ling's Journal charting the journey from El Terell to the emerald onclave and now they're [ __ ] dead thank you I'm so stupid I don't know found more cultists is oh hey this guy's uh this this guy's ax just kind of killed him it went mad I guess there's I guess there's a Madness in this well if the cultists are fine with us I'm going to go talk to them thank you all right let's go let's catch I'm so stupid my friend is literally putting a torch in my hand I'm like where is it damn thinkk of the 1500 Bitties oh uh bar is talking careful oh they have a hyena I love him can I keep him oh no the hyena is dead you see that I'm going to hang out the shadow CSE bet he was pure tasty what the [ __ ] was the point of that moonrise I'm guessing that was a waste of a perfectly good hyena yeah no well how do you plan on getting through don't worry boss you're in good hands we've got a guide so I guess we're actually evil because the Goblins are talking to us here that makes sense yeah uh go fetch that bone you threw you serious you you're joking yeah but we're ready to go you just need to tell caner inside make him do cancer those who refuse me do not live for very long I love his I don't know what it is I mean I'll just little cck I'll just go in go get well grab a torch you [ __ ] Mor then stupid stupid as rabbit oh that's that's one fewer goblins well that was a nice example of what happens evil I think I think we're evil well if if we're killing goblins which are you know that Goblin just sent a hyena off to die I feel like that's just a fair trade not evil yeah you know what that is true we are what the why did you do that I was up and now I need to go down oh Lord keni we're here true Soul an honor did you bring the liar uh uh yes we're all liars here I have a liar good we were told to expect you perfect then PLU a tune and our guide will come scuttling all right everybody good we're good at this I knew it would come in handy one day can I get inspiring from our from our loot accompaniment oh uh maybe if I leave the oh no you can't all right then oh I don't need good enough above average down down down by the [Music] river saving and you made my liar disappear oh Jesus Christ oh wow daddy long legs oh derider haven't seen you in this plane yet their God and their guide together greetings I like your eyes itss you've been charged with guiding us look at look at the face again there's a series of Winks I don't know which eye to look at what eyes do I look at okay look at the introduce yourself perhaps listen to a true Soul so what you just going to run you just G get a jerk off on his [ __ ] gutter yes car he's got a sixpack and a and an ass that won't quit look it's got to have like all I'm saying is it has to have like a web spinette somewhere and that's like a same as us your minds connect whispered voice I there people keep talking I want to listen just The Echoes of his I didn't even know wasting in the dark yeah cuz no one yelled I'm talking well it was a continuation of the last conversation oh it just ended for me soul you have more I back uh Too Close personal space yes more like yes they'll do it nicely I don't like his Giggles can I just have that l Lantern uh so you're the guide we have our Queen's favor [ __ ] she speaks to us protects us Graces us with her blessing and heres in his head they talk to him he understands and they are jealous of your gift Majesty but you gave it to us and we always keep it close can I have it can I examine it no gave it to us if they wish to walk through the darkness alone they are welcome too fine I don't need your lamp well that so whatever it's not even that hot anyway change your mind stop wasting hyenas so many bones time is short we need to go wasted good bones yes yes we shall go your light leads the way my queen queen are all ready so are we killing them or not I vote if you will I'm partial to just having them take us where we want to go yeah okay yeah let's do that we already massacred the GI yeah lead on bless us again we massacred the GI let's just side with the evil guys us let's just be evil we'll turn in them when we feel like it yeah no this is just a small change of pace we have no stakes in this realm we're using them we're not working I will say as a Counterpoint if we are being led to a place where there are more of them this is the most opportune time to kill them but what if they take us to a place where we can get our own Lantern on the other hand this guy does have 184 health so that's a lot and then there's also the other on although the rest of them are very weak oh we're moving yeah have fun trying to follow this stay in the bubble I guess they should stay closer we're trying but there's like eight of us back here man come on to become Shadows fine you know what I'm going to go in front what the hell to die in the dark Majesty oh oh my gosh this is going to get annoying chill out God he just he just gollem talks you know I don't want to smash anymore so how about that I'm just going to hold hry just going to hold down and follow that way yeah we need oh can you just hold the for amb oh uh hey there are Harpers in that building hey we're getting ambushed wait yeah I know something shoulder toos shoulder with tab what fun I proceed so can so can we choose whose side we're on at this point I guess we'll find out Harpers attack kill the cultists and get that Lantern I'm not with them these Harpers are clearly enemies of the absolute okay good they could be worthwhile allies but defend the guide and you may preserve your cover as a True song and probably lose my oath again I mean we could just take the lantern at that point yeah let's kill him we have help now deal what are they doing sick we thought they were true [Music] Souls that's you be a big baby oh that's a big initiative you got there oh he is very fast I got a big ini opportunity attack yeah sure why not yeah it's going straight for me Bonk of course it does he missed every single one of those what a nerd I'm going charm the [ __ ] out of you oh you tried and he cast Sanctuary that cheap bastard Sanctuary all right let's see here uh we got that level three Goblin that I don't oh I already used my Sunbeam oh well that's fine I'm just going to go ahead and smack up Caniff I guess carry on my oh wait I have shatter and like there's a whole bunch of people just standing in range of it can I not hit you guys though that'd be nice I think you can get a couple of them that way yeah well no I can get all of them oh nice it's not super strong but I mean it'll do yeah know it took out a like a couple of them are ready to go now all righty yeah I'm feeling pretty strong a damn moved out of position oh okay move right back into position why don't you uh sure will the companion leave if you yes the answer is yes okay well that'll do okay most of them are dead uh is there another Goblin I can shoot at yes uh the brawler vez there we go so T make sure you get angry and then attack the spider uh you can't the spider is sanctuary oh you can't get angry in that well you can get angry but you can't hit him you can't hit it oh okay it's very much an i you can't hit me till I hit yous I think aoe's would still hit it but you have to have my sh my shatter hit so if I were to use uh uh no and I'm going to equip my sword again I assume that's the way to go yes I'll use you should be able to just unequip the um torch and it'll give you your sword back oh okay I can at least do that uh what does it do uh advantage on against being Charmed or frightened oh okay I think I already have that I don't think I can equ my weapon after doing that as long as you have it still equipped you should be able to just swap it out I don't think it's an action Yeah by stopping your light source um let's see no I can't so uh end turn I guess well here oh no push I can't even push them all right you're really helping out Harpers yeah we we kind of wiped most of them already we're doing all the work so tab all you got to do is Slaughter Betty here after you get angry sick uh unequip he has the Xbox logo over his head I don't have my sword punch him then get in there oh it's because you equipped your sword as your melee item or your torch is your melee item I oh yeah you yeah you you don't need need to equip the torch as a melee item all you need to do is put it into your light source slot well we were we were confus we were we were trying to catch up we're trying to catch up couldn't even find the Torches so you want me to get mad uh don't well you would you wouldn't be able to hurt anything so you might lose it next turn yeah might might as well save it yeah just end turn maybe the harbers will [ __ ] do something I mean I mean you can shove Betty yeah push him P push Xbox logo the or a Xbox ow why do any of you have [ __ ] bows thank you hey there you go and now they run away like a coward oh hey oh now he's Ang and he's apparently very offended by the viol L cuz now it's prey probably not probably not worth it I don't think they're that strong is whatever and there goes the sanctuary oh my god oh dear lord really made up for the last round you okay Fontina no I never get to do anything oh my God you're down yes how the [ __ ] does this keep happening one multiattack by that was enough they make a beine for me I stunned them if that helps it it does it actually helps a lot why am I not getting any audio for this all I hear is shuffling grass there we go so while they're stunned you have like advantage on attacks against them so that's nice yeah you guys do hey Harpers oh yeah you dashed because you ran up there like a [ __ ] idiot starting to regret our choice of allies well if nothing else we're showing how useful we are compared to them now get angry and hit the spider yes now mad Angy Reckless well I don't even know if you need to recklessly attack them BET's your prey now I'm busy I'm busy Betty Oh Black Betty Bramble now watch they're going to Dash and get back to position even though they were in position already before they dashed away the first time truly they are Master tacticians no wonder they're losing this war yeah the guy has silent punches oh hey back up hold on I'm I'm going to stun him again or try attempt to stun him again wait did he Sanctuary uh no why can't I stunning oh am I add a how am I add a key points how I run out so quickly hold up isn't the environments turn right now no it's my turn it says environmental turn for me key restoration is a full action that doesn't seem worth it oh but you know I'm I'm not even get I don't get to do anything so maybe I don't get to look at the oh it only restores initiative anymore yeah I wish I had anything that heals but I do not I'm just going to smack it in the butt man this game has gotten horrifically broken because all I hear is shuffling in Grass I still I still hear a violin in the background and the moans of the spider and again they ran away they bravely ran away oh great guy better not [ __ ] steal our kill I don't think they're like capable all right tabs kill that spider kill it tabs spider stomp yeah go t hey you get the [ __ ] away from that that's ours by con by right of Conquest I can't even click on the conversation so oh I wonder who's having it oh it's me yeah it says you I wonder who's talking oh it's me I'm trying guys I'm clicking oh oh this guy's this guy's trying to pull up on us well I'll heal Fontina if I can't do anything else I'm not one of them they took me prisoner I could bear the ATR couldn't bear the ATR that's dumb I succumb to their Temptations you gave me an opportunity to escape I'm infected with their parasite I'm seeking a cure that one I've tried getting rid of my eye I've tried sitting in a [ __ ] up chair yeah I I have tried the hardest I've exhausted all our options do you have a different [ __ ] up chair well actually I will make my way there in my own time now where's the Now give me the lantern option that isn't the I will kill you pickpocketing Fair actually somebody hit turn base mode as soon as we get out of here I'm taking that [ __ ] Lantern we did all the work okay you can't take the lantern oh good most of them turned away to run none of them are looking yay first things first quick Ina put your Lantern away so we don't have a light source actually that's probably a bad idea and now I pick pocket wait wait wait no not with the not with the mace the mace is Illuminating you hold on I have a let's see roll I need to roll a five well so got it all right mine yes now I'm going to get all the way away from him all right let's get the [ __ ] exit turn mode going [ __ ] idiot what a loser know now that's a good spot to end if there was ever one let's go to Camp yay your ally is for Cur help them what the [ __ ] oh yeah you got the shadow curse because the light source left I have a torch we're dead oh I want to what do I do what are we doing uh die I guess wait did you wait wait wait did you guys not go to Camp I you guys left and I couldn't go to Camp anymore God damn it I had a torch in my hand you you should you should have gone to Camp we're go to Camp first I was trying then you guys did it first oh well now now that you left we have the shadow curse oh I see I what is hold on hold on hold on hold on I have the [ __ ] Lantern thing why isn't it doing the thing there all right let me go to Camp first then you can go maybe we were too deep in the shadow curse I guess I'm here lost in the sauce well that was terrible but we made it now now the trees are red and next time we can inspect this Lantern which is now an action I have so we'll be able to figure out what makes it tick next time but for now for now we're going to [ __ ] we sleep oh that's right I lost the performer ability why scratch how because I'm playing music badly who wants who wants to talk Shadow [Music] heart [ __ ] him we don't care we clearly don't care about Shadow heart ah I want to dream so I can see my hot wife oh yeah We're Dreaming oh boy here we go oh my orc wife his strong hand guess I'm getting strong wow The Gnome does not have a good lean on that pillar I don't know how much longer I can resist it the H but it's good to see you're making progress am I what progress are we making I'm just sort of wondering whoa that orc's got high beams like it is chilly in here you took an unexpected route here yeah blew up a monastery did a brave thing saving those people in the Grove wait hold hold on you did a brave thing saving those people in the Grove you mean all of them that died I did what I could yep did what I could so I did what I could I'm not a hero it's not your fault the world is wicked you did the right thing I love her jug makeup on mine stop we are being guarded by waves of telepathic energy yeah I have disadvantage on that now thanks to my [ __ ] eye between them I never lie to you baby I almost dare not rest each wave a set of orders to the infected the order for your transformation has been given many times already I just hope my Powers last long enough to see this through that would be nice okay I like my other head til the oh you why you could have told us that that was happening earlier other stuff on their mind I like that in my sle now I'm more interested in getting the the slug out I like that my Camp attire is just Crocs and nothing scratch has something to say we'll see what he has to say next time on this tune back into progs and BS or the multiversal miscreant your choice good night everybody good night bye

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Length: 159min 12sec (9552 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 17 2023