Baer Plays Phantom Abyss (Ep. 1) - 3D Spelunky?

let's dive in let's give it a go i have already begun a new file here i just went through the uh what's basically the tutorial abyss and acquired our first statue well done thank you you'll just have to take my word for it that i performed to perfection as you've come to expect from me of course only elite gameplay on this channel all right so here we are phantom abyss throws you in here it's pretty vague about the uh lore so far although i don't mind that one bit i don't think i need a lot of lore for this one i'm an adventurer i'm down here in this indiana jones style domain trying to find treasure that's all that you know what that'll do that'll handle it veal sauce i am for seal dalai llama money i sat in the choir that's it this tint seems calm i'm pretty sure is what he said this tint seems calm i guess we need a bolder tint use temple links to challenge friends when with temples you died in if someone defeats the temple your phantom is released and you recover your loot from that run oh okay cool that's neat yeah we probably shouldn't trust this thing anything that speaks in gravely utterances is not to be trusted oh okay this is a little this kind of takes you out of the uh the environment a bit here this purple text is a little odd anyway all right i think we're diving in enter a temple the temple is constantly shifting its layout in rooms yeah dare to enter i do indeed dare if we're not to trust gravely utterances not sure i can trust you i didn't do myself a lot of services with that description did i yeah oh hello all right i think this is gonna be my first proper temple here floor one let's get to it so this will be y'all's uh introduction to things but the uh things are not entirely uh complicated here so what we got going on is we can sprint we can jump we can slide and then we've got this whip which allows us to grapple on to most surfaces and pull us forward like that which is really handy of course oh and there's also a safety role that you just saw a prompt show up for right there so if you fall from high enough up you can actually uh catch yourself with a safety roll by hitting b quickly enough this isn't uh i thought this would be like oh this is a waterfall i thought this is like a jet stream up so this seems easy enough to just go ahead and do this whoopsie all right well broke my ankles immediately that was uh not very smart oh is this hold on a second is this like an alternative path cool hey all right i totally meant to do that totally intentional i wanted to go to go find that stuff there we go all right and up all right calculated maneuver here we go i don't know what these things are i've yet to uh really identify every source of danger so i'll just be a little more inquisitive this time i suppose this is i mean it's our first round this is a good time to learn how things work there we go i guess i oughta play it safe with that too all right oh that's that was just a torch without the texture okay that's the that's the models for that thing not loading in i see i got you that's funny yo what the heck what is that why is there a patch of that that's not spiked and there's little blue things there that looks like that might be goodies oh boy okay oh someone died there okay that's all that is i kind of wanted to look at it yeah but no i'm pretty sure that's just effectively a corpse all right so this will probably be where we need to safety roll we can also just slowly descend this i guess that's easier there we go yeah we saw fall damage confirmed on that last thing so got to be careful yeah it's probably worth noting this is uh this is an early version of the game this is uh early early access i want to say right i'm pretty sure it's coming into or it's coming out in early access uh in a little while i want to say i want to say actually like later this month oh this music kicking in huh there we go so we'll just whoa jesus we'll just ignore that part right we'll just go this way okay that works for me all right we're gonna have to pay attention to this part though it's just gonna cycle like that that's pretty easy now we can sprint this is really easy yeah there we go oh [ __ ] oh [Laughter] [ __ ] all right i got my legs chopped off that's unfortunate i suppose i'll have to make do hmm this is basically the same thing we had last time right just got to time this there we go okay sprint sprint all right no problem trying to just be really careful about the unknown because there could definitely be sources of danger that i'm not aware of at the moment like this guy the heck do you do who knows oh you talked to me hello um shrines such as this one allow me to bless you approach i suppose i'll have to trust him i'm at one hp i could probably use some help new blessing gain one heart container or hold jump to fall slowly oh man i like wings i think i'm gonna have to just take a gamble on my one hp here and hope that uh having wings is gonna be more worthwhile guardian awakened he chases me moves at three meters a second well that's terrifying [Music] okay i guess we better start running right away get the hell out of here yeah all right here we go just don't go through anyway hold on this could be like loot that's probably loot but there's a thing chasing me now i don't want to i don't want to just hang out let's get that oh he beat me there oh no no he opened it and i was still able to get the stuff okay okay then dude this game is very good so far i was really into the concept but now that i'm playing it i like it a lot whip's fun to use too so maybe they get more by getting there first maybe that's a thing what the hell was that is this temple run rogue light edition basically oh man we're getting a lot of stuff i really want to try to go down there but there's also a big part of me that's like just keep going just keep going it's easy oh i'm gonna do this what i thought it would work i could i could what i don't know why it didn't work oh you can't hit the you can't hit the floor with it i thought you could just all right you got to hit the wall oops all right well that's that explains that whoopsie yeah we're learning hi let's have a chat oh no i'm fine don't worry about it i've died in games before go to the portal again i've left something for you okay okay you've died in games believe it or not i know you may have only seen me ever succeed but i have indeed failed before never on stream though obviously of course not any failure you've seen on stream is a mistake on your pardon perception the masked defiler protects this temple three explorers have died here oh boy missed his gift i didn't see anything where was it i was busy doing a bit oh this thing oh i like this see now why didn't it why did it not uh whatever [Laughter] god damn it uh yeah double coins obviously seems really good i don't know how effective um or how big of an impact the uh stronger guardians are gonna be we didn't really get an opportunity to see how big of an impact that's gonna have oh god okay if you say so ugh okay yeah i can grab that right because that's what i did and then he told me that i felt so where's the misunderstanding there game okay oh that's gotta be a thing i gotta do it out of curiosity oh that wait it did something oh that's just proximity toward these spikes okay i see it's like trials bear repeat each level until you master it i was thinking that as i was looking at this game i was thinking to myself like it's got a similar kind of appeal where i'm going to want to like grind these stages trying to get the best possible time i guess i can get that got to be careful with that safety roll oh wait there's no repeat though yeah you can only you can only play the stage once okay never mind that's completely wrong then entirely inaccurate there must be a key for this what do you oh hi rudism that's kind of funny uh i guess that makes sense that a lot of youtubers and twitch streamers are gonna be the first people to play this so it's probably the ghost we're gonna see okay then well we can probably just do that there we go all right might see some ryan dan and apollo ghost yeah that'll be fun uh this is probably the key we need okay we're gonna get a bunch of money i'm gonna play uh i'm gonna play slowly i think that's a good idea i don't think going through the temple quickly actually even matters that much so we'll do that oh yeah yet again i'm running the risk of not healing but having a longer whip sounds incredible okay so now i can't go slow anymore oh you can buy more than one i always i just assumed that it was just the one there okay learning learning time let's run oh i got to turn off the gfn too my bed whoopsie i mean it's not a horrible thing but also not necessary today okay here we go oh jesus that was nearly the end of the run right away yeah he's coming okay here he comes nice actually did that correctly got a little help from this dude okay i'm just gonna follow him seems to know what he's doing oh never mind oh man that was good timing on that huh all right i like the music too man suitably intense me okay yeah dynamic too which is really cool actually oh my god [Laughter] that's so funny oh that's hilarious run run away safety roll remember kids you can survive any height fall as long as you safety roll that's a bear roll that's right oh dude cheese in it cheese in it there we go new blessing whip faster sure quick quick whip and a long whip why not and then use the shrine again oh it's 150 now okay okay i'm gonna find more money guardian angered oh boy oh lord he coming hey joe oh no worries yeah you take care of yourself you're mad as hell who's rudism again oh [ __ ] that's arrows hello oh that's a okay okay i see so we gotta go like that there we go there we go good [ __ ] worth it that's a lot of money dude and then like this no oh my god that was close i need the key [ __ ] right there uh where's the key down here must be where's the key oh [ __ ] key there you are no that's not the key either oh it is okay good oh damn we got a lot of money all of a sudden okay good and then we gotta get back up gotta get out before the olmec head shows up okay different key that's a key not the key oh [ __ ] oh that's probably it he found it like the same face i did that's funny okay those are some slow moving arrows that's nice all right well made it before olmec head showed up that's good i should be careful about sliding down here i want to run into those blades again for it there we go what i did the thing ah [ __ ] well thankfully that was only half damage there we go there we go yeah yeah all right if we can find a shrine we'll be feeling good this is kind of greedy because i don't know when the olmec head is going to show up oh i need the key again oh yep of course speak of the devil it's probably behind this thing yep there it is okay oh boy okay good i think he shows up at random i think he shows up after a certain amount of time i got greedy i thought i could make it past [Music] [ __ ] oh well you were shot on floor three safety rolled around into the arrow yeah ah [ __ ] oh well get the slight feeling this game is better with mouse and keyboard it might be i'm more comfortable playing with the controller i don't know who that is i don't know why why would i want to challenge a stranger i only want to beat my friends oh that's me oh okay drop coins in water to heal that seems kind of good huh yeah i'll do that i don't know how to drop coins i guess i'll find out though okay that i'm going to change my uh twitch username actually i'm going to rebrand i'm lenim bifig now please call me lenim bifig from now on welcome to the lenin bifig pile can we call you len for short no no you can't only i only go by my full name amber drake the full year on the pile thanks for the twitch prime appreciate it we'll come on back in give him some bear hugs please gotta work on my safety rolls dude i'm gonna try to find more money too i think i need more treasure speaking of which there we go got an uncommon key so those i guess are not like those keys are probably just like unlocked chests or something they're they're not used to get through these doorways you have to find those orange orbs to get through the doors apparently you'll find out what those are for eventually okay this is probably one of the ones that needs an orange key oh boy gamer instincts thank you thank you oh [ __ ] boy ah yeah that one hit me in the feet that's fair that one got me good all right so i can do this i'm an idiot i'm an idiot ew jesus i guess we go over there i'm not very good at this it's all right just gotta just gotta learn all right here we go the eye of agony protects this temple i really like this so far i just need to not play so badly i need to get better at uh familiarizing myself with what i'm able to do like when i'm able to move oh that's got those can be poisonous interesting there are coins in one of them though okay basilis hawk three months on the pile well come on back yeah thank you very much appreciate it bear hugs for you thanks for the support well we're finding a lot of money early that's good homie's helping us out breaking the pots open keep it going dude yeah get them all mm-hmm all right well we've already got a ton of cash it feels pretty good link already cleared this temple oh look more stuff all right wait for that there we go check for this one all right very good goodness dude this is great man can ask for a much better start there we go then i'm bifix so rich that's me that's me okay these guys look kind of menacing survive until you can spend the coins yeah i guess always nice to just be able to walk on the top is that ah nice all right good i'm guessing this will fire again there we go oh boy this is kind of terrifying oh jesus there we go there's probably more over here yep there it is wait for this arrow to show up or not okay here we go from what i saw this game slow and steady wins the race up till you start getting chased and then that no longer becomes a very helpful approach but for now yeah it does seem like going a little slower is a pretty smart idea okay this game is pretty charming isn't it yeah i like it it's got a fun feel to it okay and up we go there we go good good good fast and uneven wins the race all right well i guess we're i guess that's up for debate hmm nothing over there i might as well just go this way i could probably just run across this seems fine ah this is the other way though okay we go like this there we go we made it all right an extra jump in midair oh my god that's incredible that is really good hold slide to hover off ledges and defy gravity what huh i'll take a bonus heart that sounds good yeah hoverslide doesn't seem like it's going to be very helpful i'm just gonna get killed from that chance to avoid damage ooh that sounds good cool well that was really great the double double jump is gonna be incredible fires beams of energy at you all right here we go yeah that's just phenomenal dude all right here we go here we go i can make it up there but oh hi okay that's fun oh oh god ah why'd i do that that was really dumb whoopsie oh well only a half heart so he probably shows up in certain rooms would be my guess there's some more cash that's good looks like another chest nice okay good good good good good a shadow yeah this is really uh really promising so far for sure really excited about this it was so spooky oh boy oh nice large chest with an uncommon key okay oh hey buddy that scared me for a second here we go spelunky 3d it's not far off honestly i guess it was only a matter of time until i experienced something like that oh hold on this is i think i have to go where do i have to go i have to go up i think it was up and then like no that's the hmm oh that's what that is it must be all the way down i guess oh there we go now we got it what's this cool all right i'm glad to have you groovy [Music] alrighty another one whoa jesus oh [ __ ] he's here he's here ah [ __ ] oh the music when he's in the room all right he can't hit me here that's good we see ya oh i'm out of here i am out of here okay another bonus heart now let's take long whip that'll be good that'll be good [Music] attacks every five seconds that's fine that's fine apparently i can deal with him i just got to keep stuff between him and me and also just stay out of his his rooms i guess hims rooms let's go this way that was close okay definitely going down here nice hell yeah all right i don't know this mystery person is whoa [ __ ] okay we're good we got it oh they might actually i might want to look at them to see if they're getting any goodies i don't think they are though this looks fairly safe okay here we go oh those are just the okay those are the things that slam down i get you small chest thank you very much [Music] uh let's see i feel like there's more money in here it's probably over here yep they knew it thank you thank you thank you i kind of like how they make it so you have to kind of spend a little bit of extra time gathering every individual coin because that's probably like a factor in a lot of the uh a lot of the runs oh [ __ ] okay here we go here we go goodbye yeah i'm pretty sure you do have to stay near the chest to get it god damn okay salted peanut 47 months on the bear pile holy [ __ ] run thank you very much for the resubscription appreciate you yeah i heard makeshift is or heard makeshift is sending out the or starting the production on the plushies that's super exciting yay oh my god he is just relentless now that worked oh my god i don't need to go this way i thought this would be treasure i thought i'd find more goodies over there that was a waste of time oh well oh yeah secret path nice nice dude oh baby oh baby there we go nice i would like to know your location oh speaking of which yep there he is okay [Music] let's go this way nope that's not maybe not behind me lies two paths descending the stairs behind me leads to a relic and the giant door at the back of the room leads to the caverns the caverns are a journey for another time we'll just go for the relic i guess descend the stairs and bring me that relic all right then we'll do i want i want to go to the caverns though right so you're actually telling me there's one path i have the thing i need to open this but now let's just let's just do this now he's really mad every two seconds god damn dude i wish i could tell you gaelic i'm not actually sure every two seconds dude yeah that's crazy um wings all right so i guess that last perk was kind of useless but that's really good double jump plus wings this is gonna be uh pretty sensational here queen of sprinkles thank you very much for the 40 months on the pile welcome on backhand appreciate you where we're going we don't need floors what oh that was my double jump wow okay damn it ugh all right i'm learning about these spikes man it cost me my double jump early too i don't know why i did that these damn spikes i think i think i can make it over but no no no man that is some incredible mobility yeah at least it doesn't insta-kill me at least it's not spelunky style spikes right there you go yikes okay uh we're good right white brazier okay now we get the other one i guess [Music] do do do ever just blom every now and then you just gotta wow oh oh oh yeah hey now no no we hmm just walk there we go just walk we're good wait for it wait for it uh-huh oh you can go through them i had no idea yeah that makes perfect sense you can fit okay is there another key here yeah wait what the [ __ ] okay infinite keys please stop littering keys sir oh wait is this no this isn't the way i came nice all right like the bridger door open [Music] all right let's go i like that it brings you back here that's smart okay money oh wait just just that i guess mystic envoy thank you mystic for the 10 gifted subscriptions big old bear hugs for the new members of the bear pile thank you for the continued support and generosity mystic appreciate it a lot very kind let's freaking go dude oh [ __ ] he's done it that's a relic uh booyah you missed two chests only on twitch does a victory immediately become a minute failure good job thanks too late [Laughter] i got a relic damn it i did good soiled it oh well man look at all these [Laughter] i'm like timmy turner's dad this is where i would put a relic if i had one valor more thank you very much for the resubscriptions welcome i'm back again appreciate it bear hugs i don't have a double jump oh yeah i'm not in a temple that's good thank goodness i didn't i didn't want to talk you're kind of forcing this on me pal don't tell me about how you can feel your power growing that's weird forged a new whip see for yourself his power grows another deluxe whip real cool whips dude wow you're really impressing me here with this new offering this is incredible certainly old enough 33 months on the pile welcome back to you as well appreciate it man bear missing two chests made this stream unbearable how dare more like how bear how bear how could you no one's been here before oh my very own temple this will be interesting because there will be no ghosts i'm going to have to do all the exploration on my own i get to be the first ghost yeah oh this is fun this is fun no dead people to cheat off of you i can't copy anybody else's homework for this one all right taffy girl what you doing do i have a camera for you i do okay that was that was nice and quick see you she always comes in here for half a second and then runs away they were being very cute today they've been they've been so much uh friendlier it's really nice to see they've been uh like laying together a lot more and he's been like he was a little he was a little upset i think when we first got her i think he was a little jealous chubbs was but since since then he's gotten a lot better about it now they're buddies it's nice to see oh boy okay i'm not messing around right away huh here we go i'm gonna have to remember i don't have my double jump anymore that's probably gonna be a a factor here oh [ __ ] okay i didn't expect that to double back there we go pretty sure he likes her now yeah i think so i think so oh nice i have to stop my dog from staring at the sun that i mean yeah oh that still hurts you oh okay that i didn't know that that's an unfortunate lesson yo nice all right yeah i believe the game is only available for streamers at the moment uh does anyone have any any idea when it's coming out in early access i don't actually know i only got word of this uh from clara on twitter she hooked me up june june 1st oh that's that's awesome that's exciting that's not too far away at all dude the summer's going to be lit it turns out summer 2021 is gonna be popping off we're going to have this game to play we're going to have rogue book coming out we're going to have tcl2 during the summer assumedly it's going to be good times man oh yeah let's do it hell yeah dude i saw another streamer play rogue book and it looks freaking amazing i had a great time with rogue book i'm really excited about it that was that was a sponsored stream that i did for that but i ended up like i ended up playing the game for longer than i was paid to play it for like it was that good i'm very excited about that game oh that was weird that was like dark i wonder if it's because no one's been here before and i'm like exploring the rooms for the first time it'd be kind of a cool effect i'm gonna be i'm gonna be doing my adventure song all the time in this game aren't i oh hold on i didn't realize i doubled back whoops more likely a loading thing ah yeah that's probably it yeah my bad i didn't realize i turned myself around there whoopsie wait where oh [ __ ] am i am i going backwards again am i lost i think i have to go this way easy to do in this game honestly apparently yeah wait no i can't go that way can i go this way is there something over there high roller way okay there are you a silver snake or a red monkey that's that's a legends of the hidden temple thing right i think i'd have to be a a red monkey i'm pretty sure i'm a monkey more so than a snake i'm a goof i'm a goofy boy you thank you i heard they were doing the legends of the hidden temple reboot yeah it's for adults too isn't it are they gonna have adults compete because i want to be on that show desperately looting and scooting mm-hmm have i been down here i have okay so i think i just got really turned around there's a sign up website oh my god i need to do that i really really want to be on that show man that be so [ __ ] cool and i'll take a quick whip i don't think the hover uh ledge thing is actually gonna be good for me i didn't end up using it at all anyway let's take lucky again there was a game show in the 80s and early 90s that you got to run around a video game maze and collect a bunch of nes games and accessories and velcro them to your suit and you kept whatever you finished the course with i never saw that now i wish i was on that too you remember what that was called was that in america or was that somewhere else oh you can post the link dragging here in here that's fine honestly it you don't need to though i'm i'll find it later on my own i'll just forget i'm definitely i'm going to forget about it is the thing so hopefully something will remind me of it later on today we'll see though that was a nickelodeon show oh [ __ ] like a mod posting in the discord that would certainly do it that would give me the reminder i need show let's get up here oh [ __ ] wait which one was this this is the chasing one right yeah okay i gotta move [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] time to go time to run oh i do want to find money though dude that that role is going to make me motion sick too honestly i need to i need to only really do that when it's absolutely necessary oh [ __ ] he is right there oh my god ah oh god run run oh get this give me give me give me give me give me give me we got to go there's no time no time go go go go go go oh my god he's so fast oh there's a chest oh jesus i don't i wasn't sure if i could get through those without getting smashed okay we're good we're good apparently all right i think i made it we're out of there double jump again holy [ __ ] yes sir double jump wings there we go oh i forgot yeah we have the guardian booster on that whip so he's gonna be even faster than normal oh boy a double jump is huge though double jumped wings again it's just phenomenal well we better move i guess like right away how the heck are you supposed to get over here if you don't have what i have i guess you could probably make the jump by default okay here we go gotta go quick i gotta i gotta like examine the nooks and crannies really fast if i can i'm pretty sure there's gonna be a chest here yeah so we'll go for that let's look at this up to another blessing at least but maybe i uh go ahead and just accept that that's probably gonna be the last blessing i'm able to get in this one oh my god okay here we go time to move come on hurry up hurry hurry go go go go go go go hurry okay run i don't know where he is i'm afraid to turn around go go go dude that was easy it's time behind me lies the door to the caverns more powerful relics await beyond those doors find one okay yeah i got cold brewed coffee i've become a coffee boy let's do it i mean let's do it that's how i meant to say that doing well week how you doing yes sir yes sir caverns time that is very fast that's kind of intimidating i'm just gonna book it the moment i spawn i don't know i wonder if it's like a threshold that you pass in the stage or if it's a timer thing i think it might be the second thing no the first thing i meant i think it might be the first thing where like after you cross a certain distance in the map that's when he spawns okay that was good i'm just gonna run i'm just gonna book it dude oh just kidding i'm getting this give me give me give me oh god i did not see that holy [ __ ] [Laughter] sheer panic immediately that that brings holy hell run run keep running there we go oh boy is this this doesn't seem smart oh [ __ ] go go go go go oh [ __ ] where am i going oh this way bless you babe there we go i don't know where the chasey boy is oh man whoa there he is ah run oh god oh man okay bonus heart long whip was probably better there but oh well even faster that's not necessary oh my god it's all fun and games until ah all right here we go this is easy enough thank you okey dokey no problem let's just run i guess while they're making it easy that's kind of weird oh [ __ ] ah there we go okay i got it there we go easy enough [Music] it's a lot of it's a arrows of arrows good good good oh my god holy [ __ ] okay oh no i don't know where to go where's the door up up there we go okay and then [ __ ] what what happened oh my god there we go got it no no way i'm dead i'm dead dude what the [ __ ] am i supposed to do about that okay oh man [Music] that stinks he just stomped me dude it was so quick yeah guardian booster makes that guy a nightmare oh well that was a fun one good old lenin bifig let's let's not worry about this for now let's just focus on playing new temples oh this looks new purchase the ice whip slide much faster gain two hearts your feet are turned into ice hmm [Music] i guess i'll try it see how it goes i just got here are we winning i got a relics so i'm feeling okay about that we got to explore an untouched temple as well that was kind of cool oh yeah my feet are definitely ice that is interesting very slippery so when i when i push right that's what happens if i tap left or tap right that's what happens someone's saying i can whip these oh there we go yeah look at that that's cool faster sliding's fun not like super useful i don't think though money i was thinking about taking the one uh where the phantom steal coins but then it occurred to me now they're probably just gonna take all my money if i do that okay because they often get there before i do oh [ __ ] for this there we go oh man okay that was a shock okay good looking fine here i got to remember i don't have my double jump anymore that's probably gonna come back to bite me here good good good just following the path dude it's doing the job i thought i could walk through that i was walking through those i was but apparently it's supposed to damage me okay that's another lesson learned i was definitely walking through those without taking hits before though must have been no i was it was one oh it was the one the line not a block okay yeah yeah yeah that makes sense that's why dude double jump immediately let's go hmm i don't think i've seen this guy yet spits poison no spits pusseen gas bombs i don't know what pacian is but i guess we'll find out poseidon poseidon sun ah okay so it's gonna be like a big old gush of water i got you well we're about to see it that's kind of fun oh right yeah you can break your feet i forgot about that there we go uh nothing over there apparently here we go this way oh wait no there's treasure over here that's why they're all going that way um there we go nice are they all just i think you can make that just by double jumping that's kind of cool it's very interesting that the uh enemy prioritizes the uh ghosts or at least it seemed like it was as a target that's kind of strange whoa that was dangerous glad that worked out oh [ __ ] there we go nice that is not looking like a good idea i kind of want to go down there though part of me wants to go down there let's see what he does he looked at it i don't think he's doing it all right let's get out of here that's a bad idea do poison boy is not really chasing right now [Music] okay let's just get out of here oh free money cool laser seems to be the easiest so far yeah i'd probably agree with that laser is like pretty easy to dodge and you can put things between you and the laser so yeah i agree bonus heart is definitely better than heal one heart obviously all right five gas bombs [Laughter] you thought you could handle this four gas bombs was merely a preamble there's probably something down here right probably something of value down here oh his ghost whips stop it too apparently okay and then they come back yeah that makes sense that makes sense oh hey buddy look at the moves [Music] i think there might have been something on the bottom but oh well yikes that's close okay okay oh careful uh you know i actually i think i want to turn up i don't know if i can pause yeah i can okay i'm going to turn up the look sensitivity real quick oh wait that's there we go oh you can't oh here we go yeah it's just it's just a little slow turning is a little slow all right let's get to the caverns let's do it i'm feeling greedy dude we go especially with this kind of uh guardian i could probably handle him just more and more gas bombs only one explorer has gone to the caverns here huh okay hey moth just enjoying the new game here people have been calling it like a 3d spelunky legends of the hidden temple the video game it's really good so far very impressed all right yeah i gotta grapple not just whip silly boy 3d splunky daily challenge yeah there you go that's a pretty good uh description i mistimed it damn it dude i like dude raider yeah okay oh that's how that works okay i see okay this isn't too bad got the guys shooting at me in here though i gotta be careful about that we're good just keep moving nice all right we got there how's the ice feed bear honestly i don't really think i'm noticing it it doesn't seem like it's been that big of a deal almost made it ah dude i thought i actually made that play ah [ __ ] oh well well that was totally unnecessary it turns out because that section was really easy to do the normal way oh well i'm dumb i'm dumb as hell i gotta just slow it down a little bit i keep making unnecessary plays parkour we're not finding any uh money very very little treasure oh it changed it to devouring rage after the cavern right okay i was like why are we getting this guy now well we better keep going fast i guess that's gonna be a good idea against this guy here we go gotta move dude maybe just assume that we're not gonna find treasure maybe treasure isn't even a thing anymore i'm going fast can't tell me i'm not going quick here that was close that was very close he's he's here isn't he yeah he's he's here i whipped i did the thing i whipped i i disagree with that i whipped the wall and it didn't do anything i don't know why i didn't do anything that was weird all right you nae nade ah [ __ ] nay nade when i shoulda whipped classic mistake have you tested to see if you need to stand around chest as they open uh not really i probably should drop coins and lava to heal gain one heart container standing in water hurts you that's not too bad there's ice whip again blessings are 50 cheaper lose one heart container i'm gonna try this one out i'm gonna give that a go you don't need to stand by the chest okay oh i have agony good new temple too fun yeah all right so we want to get as much money as we can because blessings are 50 cheaper we want to get as many as we can there we go the walls are shifting indeed oh boy kind of an intense start there how do i whip this thing oh whoops i didn't mean to do that but all right that'll work um and then we go like that's good okay this is easy enough i assume it was the icy part of the whip that was stopping those i think you can whip it with all the whips maybe it was the icy one though yeah that could have been it i guess yeah the rolling isn't very uh friendly to motion sickness what i need 100 gold to open that door okay all right yeah these are the collapsing tiles i forgot what's this it's a big path to a big chest all right so they said we don't need to stand by the chest to get the stuff and apparently that's right that's a weird amount of money to get from that though right let's see let's do this real quick makes that easy but if you go to the gym you can get a big chest party har har har oh it's a shortcut that's kind of interesting cool okay come on that's stupid that's stupid all right give me one second i'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick hold on one moment okay pardon me there we go back to it uh which one am i going there we go all right maybe a new whip today half damage regularly go blind for a short time sounds like a terrible idea ordinary whip you know what actually i'm pretty okay with taking this i really don't think the ice feed mattered that much i'm pretty sure we spend so much time in the air and just moving around pretty sure we'll be fine another new temple how fun love it dude cool whip mm-hmm that was so close to just falling off right there immediately uh pay the price for taking the icy whip oh man whoa i just got sick oh [ __ ] i'm sorry that came out of nowhere oh [ __ ] oh god that just that that hit me like a truck ah okay i'm good now i think that was weird i think i'm okay just gonna breathe a second yeah i feel good now yeah i'll take some water hold on oh my god do you ever i mean i know you do you know that feeling when you you don't realize how thirsty you are you take a sip of water and all of a sudden your body's like drink all of that now i was like okay if you say so oh man okay that actually feels a lot better right away okay that's really good i feel a lot better yay that helped i'm gonna have to refill that water probably all right all right i'm gonna drink some water too real quick yeah i'm sure i just made a few people thirsty oh jesus all right we're good we're good a little concerning there but i think i'm okay i don't think it was motion sickness i you know what i didn't oh my god i didn't eat today that's why i'm an idiot i just realized that i didn't have breakfast i'm probably gonna have to end soon so i can go eat i'm sorry that was stupid i completely forgot to have breakfast today whoops that's you know oh that's why i've been failing so much it's not because i'm a bad gamer it's because i didn't eat there we go okay i'm completely blameless thank god it's not my fault at all the fasting gamer yet here we go all right we don't have to wait for these anymore i gotta remember that oh my god that works okay that's new tech the dynamic music is really cool and oh my god what i can't believe that all right all right let's go get a half price blessing wait no that's not the right yeah we didn't take that whip that was the other one dude how do we keep finding it that's so good i have agony also nice 69 coins left yeah i think i'll go for uh another 30 minutes or so here and i'm gonna go have breakfast my bad this is fun though we'll definitely play more phantom this very very soon perhaps even later today breakfast at noon it is still 10 30 here i got kind of an early start today well it's about tree fitting ash guy [Applause] a rough go lately always happy to see me i'm guessing is what you said no to see the stream pass the thanks to wifey her art legitimately made my day when i got it yo elise your art made their day they got your art and it made their day good uh which one was it ash which piece she's got new pieces that she just put up yesterday one of which is my favorite one she's ever done the peacock looks incredible uh the moon elise the moon yay hooray and just in case you didn't hear her say yeah right there's the type this is a fairly simple uh ascent here i'm kind of wondering oh that's why okay yeah that i got you i remember now yeah bye bye got it got it that'll that'll increase the difficulty of it we gotta get all these coins dude gotta do that to get 169 nice hold on much easier much easier does he move that beam i don't think the beam moves it's really not that bad 150 wings again happy with that dude very happy with that yeah eye of agony seems like one of the easier ones to handle it's just now occurring to me that we get like a little map of the layout of the floor there it doesn't really help i guess it gives me like a general idea of where i can expect to go if i can remember how it looks anyway okay okay clearly want to go this way [Music] june 1st i want to say am nothing june 1st in early access are those symbols at the start of the level tell you anything meaningful probably i would that's probably a safe bet we just don't know exactly what they mean yet oh there we go it's fun to go into a stage that hasn't been explored at all yet makes me feel like a true adventurer how do i i don't know if there's a way to get past these guys without doing what i'm doing it probably is i just gotta think outside the box a bit oh [ __ ] i'll just keep an eye on him i guess an eye on him ha uh let's see wait for it oh jesus flame draco two years on the bear pile thank you very much for the resubscription welcome back in all right there okay oh those are just floor spikes huh i wonder if you can walk in the middle of those okay seems fine just gotta be careful nothing over there that we need to worry about these parts are easy if you just crouch nice and slow thanks for the bear hugs y'all appreciate it as always not enough money for the blessing this time let's head to the cavern also nice yeah let's do it dude i'm ready i got wings and double jump again i'm probably good to go let's do it still the eye of agony thankfully it didn't change to the uh chasey boy that's good and maybe we can try to figure out what those symbols mean that would be interesting hey cv how you doing i like that it makes you do that on these ones that's cool all right my icy feet are beginning to feel kind of problematic there we go oh that's interesting i guess we just do that here we go can you whip stun the swinging hammer maybe that's worth considering are you getting cold feet about your cold feet bug i'll just i'll just hit you with a quick ugg right there oh come on man i couldn't have known that was there damn it shortcut shortcut there we go get most of that money back right away dude hell yeah they wouldn't be cold if you were wearing uggs i'm pretty sure they still would be oh [ __ ] how about uggs being a great weather protectant dude oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [Laughter] two different kinds of oh [ __ ] right there oh god damn it man the [ __ ] random ass arrows jesus okay that's what i get that's what i get just like that just like that it all ends son of a [ __ ] son of a [ __ ] i'm beginning to think dude let's take obsidian whip and let's go speed i am speed no phantoms shall steal from me oh perfect never mind i'll go as slow as i want that was convenient thanks northern maybe i'll make a red shirt part of my branding maybe a gold chain too how about that that seems unique and fun oh man already fabulously wealthy this temple is it was full of money dude oh that what would the word for that be what's what's the word not octagon but like a nine-sided shape nonagon so that was a uh a a nonagonal hit that sounds weird but i think that's right non-agonal there we go i think i just oh that's odd okay cool it's a new uh new obstacle nice [Music] this run is not non-agonal by which you mean it's full of agony yeah it sure is okay i need to recognize what this looks like from below because that keeps happening to me that's important oh god just close your eyes when it looks like i'm gonna roll i guess that's just brutal okay dumb dog [Music] yeah i know yeah i get it you don't have to come in here and be like look how good i am i know you're good i know you're better than me and everything happy 64 months buddy hope you're doing good this game's good man this game is fun i'm looking forward to playing it more stop austin stop it shortcut we're about to help ourselves out quite a bit here huh i've got a lot of money dude double jump ah man there we go the [ __ ] out of here i'm gonna ban you there you are i need to show up eventually that's a good double jump i need to stop drinking coffee if i'm on an empty stomach here that's the thing that's what's killing me dude you have one chance to claim the relic except dumb dog will beat you there so don't even bother dude i was just telling people apollo this summer is gonna be poggy woggy man with this and uh well not to put the pressure on you but i'm obviously very excited for tcl2 as well i'm hoping that'll be a summertime fling got a couple other big time releases i'm looking forward to man don't worry the pressure's extremely on already well in that case do it do it do it do it do it do it now hurry do it oh speaking of the pressure being on oh come on you can't you can't make that double jump buddy pathetic here we go okay who needs a safety roll when he got a double jump right like a tcl warm-up yeah honestly you're not wrong oh this is just not helpful is it yeah that's not a good thing at all i thought this would be treasure over here at least oh my god [Music] close your eyes close your eyes chat you don't want to watch for a second ah [ __ ] hey scares the jesus out of me dude there we go 250 another bonus heart got a lot of hp good god okay [Music] i have six health [Music] hopefully that'll help just just tank all the damage right just just walk through ignoring everything this will probably work out hey dude wasting no time here today huh money thank you and goodbye and open that very good oh need a key okay hold on i've got a pretty good idea where that's at enter a cursed temple even better health than before that seems like our standard fare i guess oh that was [ __ ] close okay thank you for not murdering me oh yeah hey sauron's pissed he doesn't like that i've just been avoiding every beam to be fair to me it's pretty easy to do oh hello ah yeah uh yeah nice man we actually might be able to afford another blessing at the end of this that would be surprising i don't think there's anything over there pretty much fancy yeah it kind of feels like that just shy just shy dude okay well let's keep going this is going well you can afford some shortcut doors too if we get the opportunity still got the eye of agony i'm optimistic here not yet chaos my guess is probably in the neighborhood of 20 to 30 bucks but that's just an assumption on my part that's based on absolutely nothing i else won't 77 freaking months on the pile that's a long term sub welcome back in thank you very much for the support appreciate it mostly just been like skipping these rooms oh hold on a second oh no okay i thought we found some goodies do now we're getting intense huh okay okay then i can probably just fall through huh get out of here oh boy oh boy there we go okay we gotta go like this good good good oh [ __ ] oh cool this is neat large chest times two oh baby rare key fragment let's go big plays nice [Music] noise this shouldn't be a problem what what hit me oh no oh my god holy hell i don't know what did that keep going keep running we've been in this room we've seen this one okay guardian contact damage oh i didn't even realize that was the thing okay lucky yeah seems good he's got a boxing glove i guess yeah apparently i think this is about as far as i've ever gotten i've never gotten to the end of the green path and i feel like i've got a pretty decent shot at it this time better to be lucky than good yeah i agree honestly thank you for not hurting me oh boy that is a key isn't it yeah okay jesus that was close wow oh speaking of close god damn okay here we go um oh yeah that's fine that's very easy worth it oh this roll is just sickening dude this is deep down here man oh my god very deep is there nothing down here oh come on there's got to be something come on ah what a what a letdown all that work all right well back up i guess a slow climb of sorrow yeah oh well worth trying for okie dokie that works that'll do good good we're in there i remember that now oh that's a big old statue oh it's gonna slam shut it's gonna slam shut oh where do i go up there probably jesus christ man where the [ __ ] do i go down oh down here i bet yeah that's it hey jake glad to have you okay there we go another new blessing yet another bonus heart they should probably just like get rid of heal if bonus heart is an option there's obviously no reason to take heal over bonus heart since bonus heart gives you the extra container and gives you one hp back there's a heal three okay that's good but heal one is obviously not worth it maybe there's a heal synergy oh yeah that could be a thing i guess [Music] i don't know if there's a limit to max health there probably is this is very different looking oh god there's spikes up there okay so there's new kinds of threats i think that we're gonna discover in this area i think i have to find a way to get up oh jesus okay oh [ __ ] hmm where do i go over here oh here we go here we go don't hit me don't hit me bro oh we're good we're good we're good nice got it we're gonna wait here [Music] wait here got it good keep going keep running keep running oh man there we go oh that's an easy way to handle that i guess perfect there we go nice this isn't too bad let's go dude uh not enough for a new blessing let's keep moving super greed dude off to the green path green for greed wait no the blue path we just got done with the green path all right cool the inferno i have agony attacks every two seconds here we go into the blue let's do it no one has ever been here before no baby new obstacles i'd guess yep the inferno is [ __ ] nuts i believe you does that mean we're further than apollo i believe that does officially mean uh no matter what he says in response uh that i am further than him and therefore better than him at this in every game i got lucky there oh [ __ ] lucky triggered it's kind of hilarious that that's how i handle that immediately after saying that too better to be lucky than good and thankfully i'm both based on well based on lies but that's okay how the frick oh how how i'm going back this way hmm yeah i should go left too probably i don't know what i was so worried about with those things very easy to dodge now you don't have to stay next to the chest to get the coins from it thankfully we learned that pretty recently thank you oh god okay mm-hmm all right well thankfully it's not all lava there we go hey poyo how are you doing oh boy okay careful good good uh up there i think okay okay need a key big smashy blocks all right we're good these look like yeah that's what those are okay um let's see oh here we go there we are let me just do that here too i guess pretty simple great yeah double jump is pretty great you can do that with single jump though is the thing don't even need double jump there okay that worked out [Music] good yeah yeah yeah yeah okay okay giant rolling boulder that's a that's a classic you have another giant yeah you got multiple giant rolling boulders wow that is uh terrifying oh hold on money nice i think i missed some back there then if that's what that is i think i missed somewhere where one of those spawned i was literally about to complain that this game was missing a boulder trap oh dude there's gotta be something down there there's gotta be hold on hold on a sec this way yeah there we go i knew it i knew it waiting for trapped chests oh why would you will that into existence okay guess we're good anything back here this gotta be right totally totally descending further and further down for a medium chest i guess that's worth it got a lot of money again it's a parking garage yeah for real there we go oh i don't have a key [ __ ] it's probably up there nice there you are yummy there we go save ourselves some trouble there so far this seems easier than the previous area because there's no targeting turrets that's definitely helping definitely helping not have to worry about them there we go lots of money dude okay it's just oh we did reach max health all right so apparently eight is the most you can have i know he's mad but he also never showed up so what's the deal with that what's the deal with that hmm you had to grab lunch that's fair i i i need to go get some food soon too so he's not the only one run run run run yeah there we go all right that wasn't too bad mm-hmm [Music] this section yeah i'm not sure why the guardian's not showing up i think it might be a glitch i'm pretty sure the guardians are supposed to show up what ah i mistimed it dammit don't melt me apollo had the same glitch in later rooms he just never got a guardian that's weird obviously very helpful probably something they'll work out for the early access release though this is fun this is a new new thing thank you the vulva does it again right yeah pooh bear got this far and had no guardians as well weird [Music] okay there we go that wasn't too bad now you don't have to stay near the chest grug you can leave thankfully it still collects at all oh [ __ ] hello oh come on dude why it hit me twice that's not fair that's dumb all right squish dark souls 2 moment here there we go [ __ ] that was close whoo okay that's yeah go dude this is nutty i'm not sure if the torch flames can hurt me i'm not about to try to find out so thankfully a really nice perk is that when you whip towards something like this if you don't move at all it will have you land directly in the middle of the platform you whip to so that's it's making this a lot easier oh why you didn't spot it there last time it's what the [ __ ] it spawn in the front no i refuse to accept that no y'all are laughing at me like i didn't know that was gonna spawn there that wasn't spawning there it spawned in the [ __ ] front of the platform now that's that's not on me look i'm gonna prove it to you all right i was wrong i was wrong nice all right we've still got like nearly full health it's the thing because of all the bonus hearts we're still at like two and a half yeah this game is big pog for sure this is i'm having a great time with this heavy pog energy okay this is getting really crazy right away holy [ __ ] yikes oh god what the hell dude holy [ __ ] this one got intense oh my god holy [ __ ] that was crazy they turned it up a notch for that one thank you sheesh oh boy okay okay cool now what oh no all right all right all right this is this isn't too bad we just gotta keep a sharp eye on the turrets we just gotta move as much as we can through every every single one nice handled that well okay god yeah if the guardian was in this room that would be brutal man just trying to figure this out real quick holy [ __ ] we're gaming now dude that's what i'm talking about easy money easy money all right god every half second if only he was actually here [Laughter] man this is the last room we might actually get it he's pissed sorry now every time i'm like oh god oh boy yeah we know what that means this is gonna be a minute it doesn't look like a safe place to stay cool all right one of six here we go oh no oh boy what okay yeah that's easy that's easy big boulders oh i gotta go this way for sure gotta see what's going on over here this is child's play so far dude honestly the fact that the guardian isn't in this area makes it way easier [Music] the atmosphere in this zone is very very good yeah one down let's go let's go uh let's see gotta go that way i love the uh that was actually really almost a big mistake if i dig and fall fall damage that would have sucked i love the way that these uh areas are presented in this particular stage the crumbled ruins around you that you have to access is so cool oh dude super cheese i didn't realize you had to hold wings the whole time i thought you could i thought you could tap it i thought you could feather down [ __ ] all right that's a that's a tough lesson to learn dude damn it there's the mega cheese right the ultimate cheese is just taking the damage i do have wings 100 have wings wait no i don't you're right [ __ ] i've just been wrong she's just been making goddamn mistakes dude we've had wings so often like i got it into my head that was there again this is a wait what is this is that oh that's just proximity okay oh wait i went that way already too hold on i go this way now we saw wings but you took healing ah okay okey-dokey hmm hmm nothing here except this which leads to nothing [ __ ] all right nice i think i just have to i think i just have to take a risk in trying to explore these little nooks because i'm pretty sure one of these yeah well first of all they have chests i guess so that's good but i think one of these is gonna have the key or whatever it is that we need to progress here [Music] this is my guess you can totally ignore that center part by the way which is really nice i guess we can just move on never mind oh this is concerning i don't like this okay so there is a part in there that we can sit in yeah this is yeah big monka dude all right we go that way i think i made it nice oh boy three down let's go this way it's gonna make me so sad if i end up like dying to fall damage that was very nearly it this clip farming yeah that worked don't actually know where i'm going down here i'm probably better off not just wandering randomly through those obstacles honestly i should probably just go back up where i was yeah actively making it harder on myself for no reason with one hp that's a that's an interesting decision right let's let's go over here oh god there we go it could be health it's probably not though let's be honest it's probably not snow dog [Music] prime sub from snow dog thank you very much dude that was easy as hell what the [ __ ] oh that's true money could be health because money can turn into health from the shrine statute at the beginning so we actually probably should have gone for that oh well okay next time we'll do it that was really easy i wish they were all that easy this game is a very good snow dog i've been very impressed so far oh the door's open i thought you had to get six oh [ __ ] just run right into the lava right that'd be hilarious hey nice okay so that's i get it now i get it okay cool 49 months on the pile welcome on back and bear hugs for him dude i really really want to go look at this path i really want to do it but i won't but i won't yeah there's four chests in here right where's the other two i missed chest last time too oh there they are they're kind of hiding these are important man we got to get these fragments very important they allow us to proceed further so we needed the uh blue key fragment in order to actually get into the inferno all right nice nice okay that's a lot of those let's go dude inferno conquer boom booyah with one hp remaining how about a how about a bear optimal for me huh true optimal gameplay now you got to make it all the way back right yeah it's like insurmountable let's go this sword once belonged to the shining king nice get as much health as you needed exactly this is going to be really cool for like yeah each each player is going to have their own unique relic room that's gonna be neat dude can you like examine it in any way no i guess not maybe that'll be a thing they allow you to do in the full version is like click on this and it'll give you like a breakdown of the temple that you got it from that'd be cool that'd be neat yeah this game is fantastic so far man i'm really into this i'm definitely going to be playing a lot more in fact more than likely going to get more of this going later today but as mentioned i forgot to eat today so i'm gonna i'm gonna go eat now and we'll uh we'll be back we'll be back with some more phantom abyss very very soon but that was a lot of fun hope you guys enjoyed thank you very much for watching really appreciate the support today enjoyed that immensely and we'll look forward to plenty more to come thank you so much for tuning in folks catch the vod over on youtube.com bear taffy if 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Rating: 4.8968482 out of 5

Keywords: games, twitch

Id: LnJemSCQD7Q

Length: 141min 44sec (8504 seconds)

Published: Mon May 24 2021