Baby APHMAU Was KIDNAPPED In Minecraft!

on this minecraft server baby has been kidnapped now everyone on the server is looking for her but thankfully the criminals don't seem very smart which gives this little minecraft player the upper hand in making her escape but when the criminals try to turn her to a life of crime she's going to have to decide if she wants to be a good baby or a bad one will she be able to escape let's find out hey be sure to like subscribe thanks wakey wakey sweet little girl how are we doing did you have a good nap yes you want to learn you want to know all the ins and outs of being a good little minecraft player all the numbers all the science and we are going to start off with the science of diamonds you can't have that until you're older daddy will give you his diamond then and what oh hang on back in your play pen you can play with the shiny later and there we go all right [Music] i got tiny legs oh my god yeah yeah uh uh pierce and i wanted to come over to give the baby some toys absolutely my parents let me play with these things when i was a kid probably fine yes please please do not please don't oh no no no no no no oh oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait she's trying to study i i think she loves baby okay i think you need another nap come on no more explosions all right you stay here i'm going to get more supplies to fix that crater you two made craters everywhere all right now be good she really enjoys that tnt huh yeah she really is good seriously why are you giving her tnt because she's a growing minecraft player all right so we got another gift for her and what we have to be careful about what we give her yeah she's got all sorts of shiny things like diamonds we gotta make sure we get all of his diamonds and gold and other treasures i'm sure he's got gold somewhere we just got to go through the round where'd you find those baby where where can we get some more all right it's time to find okay it's fire fight we just gotta just have to leave wait till zayn and the baby follow us oh yeah and the baby can't understand there's nothing stupid baby yeah dumb baby doesn't know words baby will be here when you sleep and dumb baby [Applause] [Music] okay that was a long day i think it's time for both of us to get a little shot eye sweet dreams of science kiddo don't let the endermen fight pierce we still haven't found any diamonds yet maybe maybe in uh this room oh i can't i okay okay you distract the baby i'll go get the diet that's okay i don't want to i don't want to distract the baby you distract the baby no no no i don't have any figures i don't know what i did yeah i i don't know what you did either what did you piss to say that i won right kidnapped wait till i get my hands on you not my daughter i'll throw you into the nether i will throw you into the end you wish you will be able to deal with another dragon unless you face my wrath you will pay you hear me man sucks to be that guy huh yeah i'm really glad that we didn't try and steal the baby yeah that would be real bad all right let's go back yeah yeah let's just take these uh diamonds and chairs and whatever else we got from his house back home yeah shave out that baby though huh hey show yourself oh look at him go now he can finally yeah i can't believe we finally got out that's the treasure wait oh they can't be oh oh we're indicted oh what do we do what are we doing with that oh it's okay uh it don't panic it's all right he doesn't know the babies here we're perfectly safe how's it going i'm i'm just on the floor you know take it out have a good time hey zayn have you seen outside tonight oh yeah go outside check it out and then never come back [Applause] um uh you know okay i'm going to go take a look oh my gosh um what are you two babbling about where is she is the babbler he's fine maybe she got into noise pen that val where are you pierce where did you put her i didn't put the baby anywhere i mean it's not like she just crawled away by herself and it's going to reappear again oh there she is that's convenient we can't watch a kid we don't know what to feed we don't know [Music] a little bit more a little bit of this and uh all right your rolls are sheep you're trying to get like you'll go ah and you gotta just walk around eating breath can you do it this idea is the best idea you've ever had i thought you thought you would think that yeah it's very good she's sparking his cheek hey i see you got a few posters made huh tell me you've seen her where is she casey's making something you should go check that out oh yes that's what my appetite was barking about why not [Music] uh hi guys what's going on hey how's it going um hey this is our secret sheep secret cheap dog do you have any uh do you have any milk yeah it's really used about five seconds let me go grab that and yeah perfect we need this for our day baby shavings we gotta make sure it's doing well baby sheep yep that sounds all right yep thank you uh that's great fantastic i think we'll just be on our way everything's good speaking of yeah that's our our baby sheep seems to be running away we gotta oh yeah should we get going so let's go move it for us yeah are we bad influences no no no no no babies can't get in trouble oh yeah yeah keep doing what you're doing [Music] okay baby now that we know that you can steal we're going to have a little fun together see there that right there is kim's house she's super smart by the way mm-hmm what no no no no no no no no no no no no we're focused focus focus tim is very smart which means she's got to be rich totally absolutely that's how it works so if you distract him we're gonna sneak around the back and steal all of her treasures [Music] and i can do that like no um and i came from the clouds [Music] don't look behind me uh okay okay there's nothing upstairs go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go what was that there's nothing upstairs yeah i just heard something uh oh oh my goodness this has to be pierce and ian oh where are they wait aren't you zane's new baby i recognize you from the missing posters oh well i better get you back to him come with me come with me jim uh-oh cam i'm happy baby oh yeah i was just about to come talk to you about that i swear if i find out who it is that took them i am going to make them wish i'd never been born so anyways what was it what does he want to talk about second thought should you see my baby i don't see the baby anywhere nope no baby whatsoever oh it's hopeless uh yeah okay well uh good luck with that she looks like this she's really adorable and uh-huh okay well i'll keep a lookout for her saying don't you worry did you want more pictures so i can get more pictures oh why can't i find her i don't have a bedroom anymore i'm not really knowledgeable about baby so i'm just gonna dump you off with casey she'll take care of you she's good with kids okay hey casey oh kid hey so i brought you something here oh hello you're so cute huh okay wow you're so adorable [Music] oh i'm so excited to have you over can i have some diamonds diamonds oh no no no diamonds are for kids and you're not a kid yet you're just a silly baby you're a girl's best friend and i'm a girl no no you'll cut yourself yes yes yes okay where i mean technically it really was the baby's fault that's true the baby made us kidnapper and they'd also made us do all the crimes too and now he can't find it the baby's missing and jade's gonna die disappeared for this ever it's gonna be all right look i found the babies oh you don't have to worry well that's pretty isolated [Applause] yeah casey casey took the baby [Music] i never would have thought in all the years i've known you with your beauty and charm that you do something so irresponsible as kidnapped my child does have the baby stuff please looks like she's prepared for it so irresponsible i can't believe it okay you can't do this ridiculous just take a moment hold my dynamite for a second i need to talk about it i need to believe you focus see i think we need to talk over something okay just take the baby and go i can't believe you've done this i'm taking my baby and leaving now all right well it's about dinner time so i've got something very special for you tonight fresh broccoli you said you were gonna take care of me of course i'm gonna take care of you i'm gonna help you grow up big and strong so you can take care of yourself and no one has to try and kidnap you ever again what do you know how hard i work to get that broccoli so grounded little missy i am taking you to your room right now no stop pushing me and you go now think about what you've done [Music] love you sweet and let me dreams this up like that and this stuff like that and jump up and put this up like good yes whoa maybe this will actually work can i get out i can't oh my gosh okay perfect you know what i was having fun with everybody on the server you know just having fun i'm gonna leave again make him think that someone got me but you know what i can't leave without doing this first [Music] [Music] this looks like a good place oh let's see in here glad we could put all that behind us and not worry about the baby anymore yeah that was the really tough bit of my life i have to eat some nasty stuff and i don't want to oh get over it you can't be here you you got us in so much trouble before i i can't i can't handle saying it again please please please don't make me no no no no no no no no you got you got to go back i don't want to have to do this but this wait what is it is that what i think it is [Music] there we and let's go perfect okay all right so you guys gotta stay here and i'm gonna go put out some posters for you guys so people will pay the ransom and then i can go and make a new house this is a lot of planning for a baby can you guys read or write because i can't write the post two bubble try uh definitely not no let me see what i can do then many posters lay down okay i guess nobody cares about you so i need a new plan why is no one coming to save us but we're adorable then like why why were they with us yeah um i mean kind of but uh you know come buds the on come on do anything wrong most of us never try to make me steal people's emeralds and stuff like that and also we're really mean to you oh yeah just let it go come on hey it all said i would [Applause] this is all you're doing [Music] and i know this is your fault where's my daughter your big duty head dare you i'm not calling you and you're terrible at hide-and-seek shane yeah that's fine how did you find that out because you bad at it so just just leave and leave all you never feed broccoli to your baby again broccoli you better give her back or i'll feed you broccoli hang on okay i have i said seriously trying to play the victim after you kidnapped my daughter tying yourselves up no guys my shoes are about trying what happens they just listen to us come on you lied to me you took her from me twice i i taught her this behavior and you know what i think it's time i teach you to uh [Music] whoa what are you doing there hello he makes me broccoli all the time i can't see open up i'm worried about you it's okay please can i just have my daughter back oh no don't cry please just come back home sorry i didn't mean to be mean it's just that sometimes you make me do things i don't want to do but i don't know why it's because i care about you in the first place you got a lot to learn kiddo it's a lot harder expressing your feelings than you think he said he likes you sometimes uh okay so you're coming back home now right okay but only if she can come too well uh since the cat's out of the bag uh you wanna come over and share some cake casey you have to eat your broccoli

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Length: 20min 40sec (1240 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 28 2021