Aubrey Plaza Interview (Lopez Tonight - Feb 7 2011)

hi welcome back thank you for having me I missed you you I missed you so much you look amazing I think you look amazing thanks I mean um what have you been doing I've just been eating a fish and doughnuts and just starving myself yes are you want to on a diet arrrr no but I just decided that I just would eat less and cry oh they don't really kind of Jenny Craig don't have that that family eat laughing crying listen crying well it works tell me the dark it's very effective right oh my god Rach hey um the last time you were here we didn't talk about your exotic makeup your your heritage we'll um my Puerto Rican nest yes she's Puerto Rican species thank you oh man what are we gonna do is add its Porto Rican my mom is Irish but yeah a lot of people there they get really surprised when they find out I'm Puerto Rican it comes out of me when I'm when I drink I get really I get really spicy you get spicy when yeah I like to I get I want to fight yeah I've gotten in some fights where was the where was your last brawl um well actually I just was filming a movie with Channing Tatum yes called ten year and whenever we would go out I would I would um I would start acting like his bodyguard and I would try to fight people and try to get people away from him and it was really spicy and I got really violent usually they don't happen until you marry Channing Tatum yeah that a latina becomes like The Bodyguard that doesn't drinks I know I just assumed that role I don't know alcohol what would you say what would you say to the girls I would just go okay enough pictures ha why don't you back off back off and and I actually I got put in timeout Chris Pratt who's on Parks and Recreation he's on the movie also and he put me in timeout one night cuz I really did almost get in a fight with someone this girl she was like what'd you say to me and I was like you heard me no more pictures and uh and he was like you're in timeout go back to your hotel room so I went back to my room and I sat there for a while and then after a little bit I got a phone call my other friend ari Graynor called me and told me that Chris accidentally sported spilled a bottle of tequila on the floor so he was put in timeout so I got out of it I've never heard yeah it was like a like a nightclub time out like a nightclub time out yeah like a penalty box and hope that the club was at the hotel so if I got too spicy or to Puerto Rican they would make me go to my room it's changing your type of dude as I have latina is that well isn't he everyone's type of dude yes yeah what is that I know it's not my type what's what type of guy you strike me like a dude that wears his arms don't fit in this shirt completely like they're so thin I don't know what that means like a guy look from Best Buy yeah yeah whenever I go to Best Buy I do really well there that's why Kohl's go I clean up at cold but is that the type like what is it like if a guy's at Starbucks on an iPad do you look at him in a wow that's like you better put a baby inside of me right now say uh is there an app for you putting a baby inside of me because if there is you should download it okay though you have have you ever really got in a fight and I'm real fist fight um yes well I was punched once but I didn't fight back it was after a basketball game for my church true story I played basketball for my church st. Anne's installment in Delaware and I was like I was a point guard and I was like a big trash talker like I would always like kind of annoy people I'd be like shoot the ball now shoot the ball now why don't you shoot it now shoot it now and it would really bother people and yeah it was fun I would actually name the plays out of the Bible things from the Bible instead of saying like wine I would go sacrament of reconciliation then I'd be like body of Christ and then they were going to the formation yeah I became a whole thing um but yeah but after one of the games one of the girls that I was annoying um she just came right up to me and just clocked me right in the shoulder and said on her way out and I was like I just got to fight but you went to all-girls school yeah with nuns how was that where is it did you fight the authority there I represent the type of student you were yeah I I I was a rabble-rouser hmm I caused a lot of I did a lot of weird things I did a mustache protest once I don't know what that is yeah I made it up it's what we had like a handbook and with guidelines and the principal at the time was like my enemy and I would always try to make her mad and take her down in different ways and so I read the handbook one night and I realized that there was no rule against facial hair because it's not in handbooks and you organized I called everyone in my class the night before and I convinced them all to wear a mustache to school and and I did so as well and everyone agreed to do it and we showed up at school and everyone had different kinds of facial hair on like you know brows and beards and mustaches it looks weird because it's like we're in uniforms you know and and everyone was really scared because the teacher started yelling at them like take those off you know that's not allowed and I kept saying like it is allowed everyone like be strong this is not illegal keep the mustaches on and I think like around lunchtime I was the only one left with a mustache and I remember walking into the cafeteria and everyone was clapping and then I got called up to the principal's office and she just demanded that I take it off and eventually she gave me a detention that said a failure to remove mustache when asked what did it look like um what the whole bunch of people wearing multi-word mustaches well actually George um I don't know if you know this but I called every single one of your audience members last night and I forced them to bring a moustache did she call you guys there's a mustache revolt in my audience check out parks and recreation Thursdays at 9:30 on NBC Aubrey Plaza everybody

Channel: Dean

Views: 574,501

Keywords: Aubrey Plaza, Lopez Tonight, George Lopez, Parks and Recreation, Ten Year

Id: tRCrqB5u3CM

Length: 7min 53sec (473 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 08 2011

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[u/28mCO]

Literally she just says "Fish and Donuts" at the beginning, no Lawn Boy or even anything remotely referencing the band, and the rest of this is an interview about TV celebrities.