Asmongold's Seventh Stream of Dark Souls Remastered | FULL VOD

okay let's go get this done all right here we go game will start an offline mountain let's continue alrighty boys I want to get at least a little bit of [ __ ] down in here and we'll see how it goes so as you can see here I don't want to do this area and the reason for that is because obviously these mobs are just gonna be too easy for me and you watch that okay that's just high-end gameplay we're gonna go back and we're gonna fight the lords now I don't know where the wards are I know there's like the skeleton area that has like that one pathway I saw whenever I got the binoculars I could check there but the first thing that I want to do before I get into any of this right change game on twitch I already did it let's go back over to category yeah just a second here my dude need endurance I don't need to do endurance man it's completely fine okay let me go take a look here and we'll start this up okay let's see yeah we're good alright aunty advice spam no guys relax you actually white Dark Souls no I liked it back then - there are some people that thought I didn't like Dark Souls for some reason bro I [ __ ] love this game this is amazing a very killed the flippy floppy night oh yeah yeah I beat his ass it wasn't really a big deal let me go down and talk to the blacksmith before I do anything let's go down there where's my dude McConnell I don't know if he wants to come in and hang out like he's obviously able to hello again okay alright so let's see modify equipment so I can't upgrade my weapon and that's unfortunate let's go back over to reinforced weapon maybe is there anything I can do with my sword it looks like there's not unfortunately I could upgrade this that required oh my god 10,000 Souls okay yeah I'm not even gonna worry about that then okay let's move cam please cam is in a it's a perfect fine okay yeah the camera wait let me look at it yeah the camera is fine it's a perfect spot for it to be I okay we're good and or oh right I can't read any any any tips at all there are the demons over here in sins fortress and I do want to kill actually you know what man you'll [ __ ] them man let's go over to fire link and let me try and go with that of the skeleton area down below and then we can we can start making some [ __ ] progress let's get this [ __ ] done can upgrade your weapon the black pepper god dammit why did it guys listen no [ __ ] advice no [ __ ] advice no [ __ ] advice okay let's go go this way I don't want to hear anybody giving me [ __ ] advice Oh ass man goal please play the game the way I want you to please play this completely play it this way oh this guy's asleep okay I don't want to [ __ ] with him right now let's go down here and I think it should be down below advanced where I saw before let's see here so is it over here let's see no it's not over there let me kill these guys wait okay I really feel good about killing these stuff it fix makes me feel really really great because remember how long it took me to kill them before and now it's taking me longer because I'm worse at the game and I'm [ __ ] terrible but that's okay let's keep going okay let's see let's keep going down this way and okay that's not going through got him and let's kill this guy too okay great I moved away alright let's go over here got him all right let's make some progress it's down here wait is that an item no that's not item but I guess I have to fight these guys now anyway oh wow whoa okay these things are [ __ ] fast all right good not today [ __ ] not today [ __ ] okay now let's go yeah looking around we're making sure where'd he go what wait oh [ __ ] whoa okay let's move down this way wait what the [ __ ] how did that happen whoa okay so do I take a ladder down here or oh I have to jump okay here we go all right all right we've got to look around here okay there's one right there wait what the [ __ ] you just rolled into a wall [ __ ] idiot okay killing him oh they respawn oh [ __ ] okay let me run all right I'm getting far as waiting far as wait again okay where do I go now I have go that way got him wait getting out of here okay let's go down this way I see it I see I see it okay let's keep going I'll take it I'll take it I'll take it it's fine okay all right there's one down two down okay all right killing him good wait and then now where do I go okay that okay I shouldn't have gone there that was a mistake boys okay all right you know what guys at the beginning right whenever I start something out I always play badly we're just gonna pretend like that one didn't happen okay well I was I was under pressure and I played badly that was totally totally wait can I pour it over to that bonfire well I can't now I yes let's go up here I legitimately have no idea where to go there's like two different things that I can do but I'm gonna try and go down here and see if this is going to help yeah I know I didn't rest that was my fault I tried to double-click on it but then the other mob was near me so I couldn't rest that's what happened I'm just gonna skip all these mobs I don't want to deal with fighting them again okay we'll go down through here and we'll go down this path all right let's go fire keeper is still dead yes that's right it's because I think McConnell or Chad I forgot who it was baited me into killing the fire fever thanks a lot guys really appreciate it means a lot okay let me just run all the way the bonfire I think that's probably the smartest thing to do right now that's not true and that's not how it works well what do you mean I didn't bait you into anything well you said I was like can you kill me what happened yeah no I said what happened was lauric killed the fire keeper as he scripted - okay and when you get her soul you consumed it and I did not tell you to consume it you just did it on your own it's my home I said okay well it is I didn't tell you to do that all people on reddit that say it's my fault it's not my fault I did not tell you to [ __ ] eat the fire keepers holes at all well that wasn't I wasn't talking about fire keeper Souls you just were no no I meant the killing NPC yeah we're talking about a fire keeper what do you mean who this place okay that guy's dead and does he actually die now let me see is he gonna respawn or not [ __ ] are these supposed to respawn like III feel like I feel like I'm getting [ __ ] okay okay that's a caster all right moving around here avoiding these good ok the item whoa okay let's go over to that try and get that item okay I can't go there okay there's that guy there okay let's go this way oh okay shooting at me okay avoiding him jumping down okay I made nope okay okay let's kill okay avoiding these avoiding these alright I'm in the same spot now okay running okay not running that way running okay alright got that hit let's go this way then alright picking this up who's here alright you got the gun item okay rolling rolling the rolling got the rolling god call me in the [ __ ] okay okay alright okay running running rolling okay good all right avoiding okay that's about that's not good all right going down this way maybe up here okay that guy hit me fine let's go this way okay now I'll go this way perfect oh okay all right that's see it okay those guys are explode okay running okay I shouldn't have done that okay rolling through him another item right here can we pick this up Hawaiians do this pushing the lever making maximum progress right now good got a perfect good job myself right now we're actually doing well picking this up it's all go proud nice good okay that guy's dead so I guess I have to run back and figure out what that unlock oh it's the door how did you hit me that was such [ __ ] okay watch this wait okay this is [ __ ] hard with these guys respawning I've got to like run through them ok let's go back this way at least I unlock the lever which is going to make me able to just get back there that much more quickly ok so I have to go around this guy I don't even want to kill these ok look at that huh that's an inverse hop key hops I hop we both hop I could maybe go down there I don't know if that's the right decision I had that was [ __ ] I couldn't see probably lagged or something okay let's go okay was it that way moving out of that okay and I think I went here right okay maybe I went here right yes okay it's right here perfect okay alright this guy here okay he died he's dead now good okay killing him good all right let's make some more progress okay there's nothing this way let's go up through here oh my god okay looking around McConnell am I going the right way look uh McConnell I'm literally running into a crypt and it's a dead end okay okay oh it's down here okay I see it now okay all right they're jumping off I'll kill myself right now wait what I thought he killed I thought I choked okay never mind how many double heal okay I should have actually triple healed here all right pushing the lever whoa fast-fast fast okay good all right going back up okay let's see was it I wins this place open before yep okay I already went here running rolling oh okay this door open this door just opened so I tried some Indiana Jones wild wild boy while [ __ ] and it didn't happen okay I jumped well because I thought I could make the jump like I didn't realize my legs were so short I thought I could do it it's fine I'm not even mad stuff my dick this is really really shitty okay running away from him I can ever hear Jesus Christ this is [ __ ] insane okay moving away from those guys I need to get a healed really soon going over out of there over here over to this area and it should be this way here and it's sitting right I'm pretty sure it's are the left okay that's that's an arrow to the head I don't want to do that okay so let's see where are we at now okay what if I jump there can I jump there oh that's always open now that's always open now okay rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling okay that door is open all right my health is all right I know what I'm gonna do so I'm gonna Reza I've got to get through all these skeletons and I have to get across that bridge this is easy okay because if I try to fight them they're just gonna wear me down I know that's gonna happen he's like I can't really heal because there's so many of them okay I've got to watch out for that all right let's go down this way I really need to watch out for that rolling attack that's completely my fault for getting hit by that really stupid I'm under so much pressure right now it's are from your point okay all right we got this right now public eye response okay I'm going avoiding arrows [ __ ] fourteen that arrow good that's the wrong role okay let's keep going we are making decent progress right now look at that look at that roll look at that roll look at that girl look at that roll look at that rule look at that role look at well watch this role look at that role okay all right um whoa okay avoiding him going to here all right now I avoid the arrows see that 300 I had to kill him all right I'm going up to here and I'll move away wait did I get souls for killing him wait why would I get souls for killing him he didn't die big gay I'm talking them III didn't have time for them honestly okay let's keep looking around wait wait a minute wait what how did I do I jump down there no I don't jump down there okay I am so confused right now let me go back to where I was at okay so I'm down here I'm just gonna kill him I don't like him wait maybe it's this way no it's not that way wait no that's the way I just Oh No I've been I've been running in circles the whole time I just realized that Wow okay let me kill that guy good why are they dying now okay well let me just go through here I guess is there like somebody resurrecting them because I don't see anybody in line of sight so I went that way I'll kill these guys here good now this is the new area that I was that I didn't go this way later did I okay let me try and go this way there's nothing in there nothing in here this is the dead-end that I died out and there's nothing over there okay all right killing myself right now good can I jump down there if I jump down there great site all right as soon as I get a reprieve here let's look at what the great scythe did here it is great scythe let's see how great it really is that's not great at all that's a piece of [ __ ] that's only a hundred attack that's trash okay so I just have to jump down here okay there's that cough boy what a dumb idiot get out of here okay so I push that lever looks like the mobs are dying now for no apparent reason listen okay all right so listen here's the thing here's the thing with what just happened there is I am going to get that item 100% I'm gonna get that item that item is on reserved for me that's how much I'm gonna get that item alright using while terms nope okay so what happens back wait am I even supposed to go down there well I'm going the wrong way okay let's go down here okay avoiding all of them perfect now I need to go up here and down there so the item I've got it I've got it don't worry guys I've got it 100% I will try a slower jump I will try a rolloff and I will also kill the mobs that are that are on my dick watch them see that that's spinning [ __ ] right there I don't get got moving out of that I need to get that one blue thing right there but I haven't I haven't gotten to it yet okay wait my camera died did my camera actually die okay this is a really good time for my camera to die whoa where am I supposed to be now oh I went the wrong way Jesus Christ why is this so what why is everything going wrong moving out of that okay avoiding this good I don't know why this is happening I have no idea okay I'm gonna run this way and I'll figure out the camera as soon as I can okay great now I've got a little bit of time alright so let me go ahead and do add a video capture device existing device video capture device - okay good I'll move that over here resize this - here let's see actually when we move it over to here and let's see if this is gonna do any better I'll turn this off a little while and I'll use it with the shitty camera for a couple of pulls and I'll see if I can fix the actual camera sorry this is happening it's really stupid and there's nothing I can really do about it like I think I might have to get a new battery for the camera because like I just as I said I'm just like I'm so like [ __ ] thoughtless I don't even turn off my camera I didn't try my camera like 50 times whatever I was streaming it's just like it's really stupid but that's what happened okay wait was there was that a white entrance area it's okay you'll pop in this angle I know okay let's move around here okay let's go down this way that's okay so let me see if I can get across this time good all right so I will fight my way in through here that way I can be completely safe okay looking around in here every skeleton gets guy see him got okay no skeletons there watch this double dick [ __ ] idiot [Applause] so I pushed that lever okay where do I have to jump all the way down there I'm gonna kill myself first okay what odors a bonfire right here holy [ __ ] okay good thank God I turned around alright I kind of want to kill him I'll be honest with you guys I do kind of want to kill him let me go over wait oh wait no this is a black smoke a modify equipment okay I don't want any of that [Music] reinforced weapon what can you do here nothing I can really sell now it was kind of weird that I I just like random going into that guy I thought I was got to fight him I'll buy I'll buy two of these I might as well since I'm a lot of souls anyway titanite shard weapon okay so there's nothing we had to buy and he just sells arrows so I'm giving [ __ ] man I was getting excited man I thought that was gonna be a boss okay now where do I go there's my camera gonna work okay let's try that again but this time with less dying [Music] all right I was pretty scuffed but at least it worked let me heal myself up again okay okay okay all right watching out well how's he turning that's new got him these guys are really annoying to fight oh no those are the explodey voice okay I'm gonna try to stay away from them then okay let's go this one this is a new area right yeah it's a new area okay [Music] okay there's a couple places I can make all right I'll tell you guys what the options are option one big dick I run in there dead option two I go in there at the shield and I probably don't die everybody's spamming one good point all right there we go there we go here we go yeah perfect so because he died the other ones didn't even respawn you guys noticed that think about that that's right okay looking around there's nothing else here I thought I could kill them before they exploded I was wrong okay let's look around alright I can't go that way I can't go this way let's keep going no more of that I don't need that yet okay we'll look around in this area I don't want those souls those are tainted okay so I guess I'd have to jump down and get that later on who's that who's this big old fat [ __ ] what is that the boss from the cinematic is it time that's the shield from the video or the facemask [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] that's how it's done boys you open them up you [ __ ] in their mouth I love it beautiful incredible the best let me look at the helmet mask of the father the mass flowing the valley fire slightly raised his equipment load I'm sorry but I don't want to look like confused Socrates that was actually supposed to be a pasta right hope I'm up Artorius pardon me up man you know what I mean guys be quiet they can hear us okay that's a cliff isn't it okay this is actually [ __ ] scary [Music] I'll just ignore these mobs it's not a big deal if I want to deal with rolling [ __ ] boys I'll deal with them but if I don't I've got other things to do I'm a busy guy you know I was like that role I did that one myself okay let's try this again yes guys obviously obviously yes I mean I understand that I'm stupid I'm not stupid enough to realize that obviously I do have a lantern and I can use the lantern Giants nice try - 20k sauceless and i'll tell you guys something about souls is it really 20k [ __ ] there's no in there's no way dude there's no way is 20k how do I get 20 the boss no why didn't you guys tell me don't tell me no advice okay I'm just gonna keep running it doesn't matter just keep going yeah hey hey how do it so easily the first time I feel like I'm getting my ass beat now I can't use my eyes because they were coming from behind what do you think I am a [ __ ] spider I don't have eyes in the back of my head we mean use your eyes I've got a hat on don't have eyes in the back of the Hat what okay good use your ear I don't use those okay good that guy he's mad he thought he was gonna get me I don't get god okay all right let's jump down let me see if I can roll over there nope okay so I'm gonna use the lantern this time and it should help me out a lot okay so what is this - all right this is basically the same heavy attack that I was using before so I need to be very very careful and very very smart but the way that I play this so that they all right let's talk about what to avoid I want to avoid falling off and dying and besides that is this my lantern I feel like this hasn't changed a damn thing yeah nothing's changed idiot [ __ ] dummy alright let's keep going no problem there okay we'll look around alright doesn't seem like there's anything oh there's that guy okay he's dead let's get this item large so love a proud night okay we'll look around here can I use this wallet no okay I hear it I hear it I see it I mean I have no idea where to go okay so go down I didn't understand what I needed to do when we try that again so at least I beat the first guy that was a good progress okay let's go I'll run as fast as I can avoiding avoiding avoiding avoiding avoiding good avoiding that's called using the ears in the back of my head just like you guys said I was an easy game okay let's try this again hopefully with less deaths so basically what I need to worry about is I don't know I don't know where to go that's the issue is because it's dark and my lantern is shitty like this is actually a terrible [ __ ] lantern okay so over here there's nothing so I'll go this way and that we've got to look for this guy right here so this is the first boss of you're fine okay that guy's dead perfect okay so now do I go there geez that's gonna be pretty hard to do that job can I do that [Music] yes there it is boys that's progress that's a hard jump to make actually like yeah I I might try that jump one more time but then after that I'm probably just gonna focus on just progressing and and getting those items afterwards Jesus Christ this is so annoying okay kind of roll through these guys okay yes I can all right I can get away from them now okay I'll heal right now and then jump down high that sucks I had to waste mine there but who gives a [ __ ] it's not a big deal I mean sometimes get it sometimes a big guy these [ __ ] wheels yeah I mean their [ __ ] wheels is like I feel like a raccoon I just keep getting run over by cars it sucks okay let's say alright I'll use this and I will look around you know what my favorite thing is about this game regression being at one spot and then for really no reason whatsoever not getting to that same spot again because of an unknown reason that's my favorite part about Dark Souls yep there it is there we go here's some let's get some more regression guys here we go yeah I love this okay yep yeah please hit me please hit me this guy's lazy he didn't even hit me alright let's go I'll heal right before I jump down and I'll try this again this is actually really [ __ ] annoying okay it started fuse liberal adapt well if it was refusal to adapt then I wouldn't be regressing because I'd be doing the same thing regression happens whenever I feel like basically so whenever you get careless or whenever you get like under pressure or you're like emotionally involved with it in some reason right and that's usually whenever I I actually have regression I've just got to pay better attention and make sure that I avoid this attack this time joy all it comes down to geez that guy's hard to avoid holy [ __ ] okay back at this point I'm like really kind of confused as to how I did it so well before and now I'm having so much trouble okay let me go and double deal okay I'll look around wait did he fall off yeah I think he fell off well that makes it a little bit easier okay so I can try to do this jump again let me just heal right now because I'll need it if I miss the jump okay so it has to be right that way No [Applause] okay I don't know how I didn't hit him they're [ __ ] hate this dude okay all right that's two down these are really annoying to fight against okay so I will heal again I guess how many double-check and make sure I know where I am okay I'll heal right now I'll get that item before I jump down okay another soul ooh that's not good at all hey that guy's good [Music] this is annoying okay I'll try again so that guy shouldn't have been there though right cuz he way cuz he wasn't there at the beginning and so I think he fell off so I can't let that guy fall off this whole like this light thing is really hard to do I don't like this at all actually it's really annoying okay well I'll try it again I mean I'm gonna do it one way or another guys one way or another worst part is you're not even trying I'm gonna ban you for my chat I don't like you I'm trying like I don't know what I'm doing I'm gonna ban you from I said get on my stream okay let's go uh where's my lantern okay there we go we're good all righty and I'll keep avoiding that guy's dead all right there's no way he's not dead there's no way he's not that he's dead okay good all right that's one dead that's one dead so now go down here oh whoa okay I don't even want to fight him okay so he's shooting me from there okay so there's another guy fighting me there I feel like that the smartest thing to do here is just avoid these mobs it's like really really hard to do [ __ ] okay it's really hard to do okay oh [ __ ] please don't kill me or something yeah I am a cleric that's me I sure AM that's right no it'll shimmy you like those shimmer you blind that makes me think like he doesn't actually have treasure for me [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] okay let's try it again alright so at least now we know where to go that's fine are you even trying what do you mean am I even trying what do you mean like what do you want me to do let me try and go down there again I think probably the smartest thing to do at this point is just to skip these mobs and I'm not even gonna worry too much about him I'll just try to go around as many of them as possible and then get back to that dog and hopefully have to fight his few that chase me as he can mcconnell am i going the right way why the [ __ ] would I answer that question well I don't know it'd just be nice that's all I'm saying you only play the game for you to did good yeah every single one of those I fight is [ __ ] risk okay let's scroll down let's go down here and we'll just avoid as many of these as possible we're actually making pretty good progress here other way all right I avoided bolted down thank God okay let's go this way if you have to go the other way can we try that first he's learning okay let's look around here oh that was pretty loud let me go around this way then okay that was a waste of time oh they're up at the top where's the treasure where's the treasure I got why two men yeah you did do I have to fight you know what all right how about this I'm gonna give this the 100% try and I'm going to score I will kill every single mob instead of trying to like just go by of as fast as possible I'll kill every single model and that way I have the time to explore and look around and see what I what I see is Christ this is so [ __ ] stupid dude those are the best mobs in the game man it's just it's annoying because like you can't zoom out you can't see them like it's just stupid okay let's try I'll try to kill every single one of them okay maybe that will be a better idea okay let's go can we time out the people that are trying to give up Vice you have to go go here go here go here do this thing do this yeah I'll show you where to go I'll tell you what to do stop what are you talking about you literally just asked me if you're going the right rep the right way it's pretty different like knowing the right way to go is like this is legit alright that guy's dead good okay a double healing I'm already down to one flask before I even get over there okay okay all right that guy's dead good all right progress is being made so we'll kill every single one perfect gameplay no mistakes no mistakes okay I'm just gonna skip them I have to skip them okay if they follow me I'll kill them he'll hook I'm doc go come down come down come down come down all right okay good now we can go let's see yeah we'll go this way we'll fight them one at a time we kill every mob that we come up against we don't avoid anything and that way we have time to explore and look around this is my favorite area in the game you know I'd figure you'd like this area a little bit more considering you're all skeletons what if I just go for the treasure do you think that's a good idea just go for it yeah dude go for it right now it's a good idea that's a really good idea notes McConnell for helping and giving me advice don't say that really helped me out yeah that was really useful don't say that we change the way they give you advice I'm gonna ruin your stream I'm gonna ruin your stream to ruin my night don't ruin my night I'm not trying to do it I'm just saying okay we'll go back down here and I'll turn around in the other direction this time okay I'll try to kill mr. dog so should I avoid mr. dog - I just tried killing that's annoying so I'm going to kill him yeah okay got it Wow okay that was just in case I wanted to punch somebody with my Lancer it's gonna void that mob I'm just gonna avoid as many things as I can like fighting these is just too risky I think it's not a big deal okay going all the way down oh come on I'm running I'm running I'm running what you are not cut out for the [ __ ] catacombs dude holy [ __ ] you are way too impatient I'm very impatient extremely I've always been impatient I do not like waiting well I mean you could always you could always quit out dude I'm not gonna quit there's me zero quitting today you see me one shot that boss I know hit that boss I didn't just win bragging about beating and wheel that's like the first boss people go to when they're doing [ __ ] speedruns and Nene meeting the rite of kindling it's like that's a boss for baddies dude well I beat him 1 try no damage that's how it's gonna be you know what I'll show you I'll kill this mob won't take any damage what seek will help okay going down alright now I have to avoid ball for this show okay alright now I'll fight mr. dog actually you know what when we make sure they don't chase me come here come here there we go that's what I wanted to do yep there we go okay good all right that guy's dead now I deal with mr. dog well those give me 2,000 Wow okay that's a dead dog that's a double dead dog sculture ass whoop it's got you as beat whoa how do I run and look around the other direction so I go here I I don't think I can space post mouse let me see if that works no because I have to use the mouse to look in a certain direction I just I can't use I can't look behind me I can't use a controller like guys using a controller is out of the question like that will not happen because I don't know how to properly use a controller and it's so disorienting for me did any anything that I would gain from having a controller is going to be offset by the fact that I'm just so like not used to using one it's just gonna it's gonna make it a lot worse okay good I just like is this how I'm supposed to be fighting it just seems so scuffed man like that I have to take off the light to fight him I don't know maybe I'm wrong but that guys behind me aren't good okay wait what you idiot what a dick sucking piece of [ __ ] okay let's hook around and see where we're at okay we're on the edge of an area all right we're looking around okay so we're going to the right side now oh no no we can go on okay let me look this guy whoa what okay how's easy whoa okay you know what these remind me of Super Mario World I can't even do a double attack I can't see anything this is so [ __ ] annoying [Applause] I don't know how I'm not that either okay good all right these guys are dead [ __ ] all right looking away from that hitting him again okay this actually does seem to be pretty easy now that I've got the hang of it okay we'll keep looking around no more mistakes guys no more mistakes oh I forgot they could do that just kidding I didn't [ __ ] know that look how Matias okay these are dead mm okay okay we're making our way out perfect okay so if I go down there I think I have to go back to where I was at by the way guys can we get a 200 IQ and chat for that decision okay avoiding these oh wait where did I even go last time oh I went down this okay I went down the other way I know where I went now sorry I confuse myself I have to go this way now okay there shouldn't be any mobs here right and then wait wait where the hell am I let's talk to him again I know self-righteous cleric why why I mean like what do you want me to do like I couldn't see him are you getting frustrated did not really I mean it's just it was just stupid that's all I'm not no I'm not even going mad about that one actually this I gave is pushed you to your limits annoying like I the only part where I've looks like ever illegitimate like mad it's like I don't even know like it's not even pushing my lids it's just like how am I supposed to fight against that guy if he's in the dark do I have to like just attack in between my like my my lantern like that just seems really scuff dude oh yeah I'm not not mad I'm just kind of annoyed the fact that I have to do this that's all white town made you mad Blighttown didn't make me mad what made me mad was the fact that I had I didn't know what to do like whenever I feel like I'm wasting time and like I'm not like my stream is like shitty because I don't know what I'm doing that's going to upset me and bother me but the Blighttown itself did not upset me at all it just kind of annoyed me because I was lost okay let's go down this way okay that's four oh he fell down okay well problem solved all right um let's go I guess I can look down here again maybe no all right let's just go back to where I where I was at okay that's what I have to do I have to forward slash out of the out of the lantern yeah this is really annoying like III legitimately am NOT like I don't like this okay that thing is dead right okay good all right that's dead now where am I going now okay yeah I just want to get out of here as fast as I can I really don't like limited visibility stuff I just I don't find it fun okay so there's two dogs here and there's arrows getting shot at me at the same time so what can I do here let me heal up right now okay I can't be a lot I said it's gonna Sean I'll W they'll probably better in the long run I just have to predict that man I was actually really really [ __ ] sketchy okay we got him did you know that Black Knights were actually just regular regular Knights that got burned when they were with Gwyn and they got all their armor scorched on fire and they do more damage I mean that seems a little bit stupid man no I didn't know that though I think that's gonna cool why they'd have to put a dog everywhere like why does this guy have to be here now I got to beat his ass there we go okay we're good all right I'll look around here okay let's keep making progress I hear something over here all right this is serious right just avoiding praise the Sun now you're now you're into a dude when you find a bonfire and say praise the Sun you're into the [ __ ] game that's it good job thank [ __ ] god okay all right so let's move up this way I'll just try to fight the dog anyway right now okay good that's good oh wow that was on one shot holy [ __ ] I'm a dangerous beast okay so oh I see I see I have to go down this way got it hey did you beam an anus yet man anus I don't think I have do it [ __ ] it [ __ ] it that's a kill I'll take it I'll take it yo it wasn't perfect but it was good enough so with one dead I hate this zone okay why would they I guess they can't see me because they don't have eyes right wait did I just randomly kill these moms for no reason oh wait okay let me look only go to the other way first let me make sure there's nothing else than I missed the white tie tonight chunk dude there it is what did you like pinwheel by the way did you like him the fight yeah uh it was like it was pretty lackluster I mean like the idea of mirror images is interesting I like the idea but because the fight wasn't really challenging at all it's not like you really had a lot of time to experience like what really was expected right okay if the BA if the boss that had like four times more health I think it would have been a little bit more engaging true true okay let me look around here first okay I don't know if this is the right way to go but I'll go down here I guess but does that mean the other path that I missed out on like might have had something over there because all right let me go back and check that real quick because I think I went the other way and I don't want to lose out on on undoing anything okay I want to make sure that I don't miss a single item because you guys [ __ ] bet your ass there's no way I'm coming back here after I finish this [ __ ] [ __ ] okay let me go over here this way let's see and I went this way right no it was the other way okay yeah I'm not losing a single item you're goddamn right wait did I confuse myself again I think I confuse myself yeah I confuse myself who gives a [ __ ] let's just go back down doesn't matter okay let's keep going the truth is guys I mean I'm a I'm already pretty much a veteran player so this type of challenge is just nothing to me okay what's up bro what's up bro God oh there it is - twinkling titanite s-- okay what's over in here all right well these are a lot easy whenever I kill them in one hit okay killing him good avoiding the arrow holy [ __ ] this is annoying wait how did you hit me okay alright alright the one-two buckaroo it's fine I'll take that I'll take that hitch we're good we're good forget forget forget Perry at me Perry at me good I don't know what the hell he was trying to do there it's a stupid stupid mob let's go down this way wait McConnell yep like pinwheel didn't you I like pinwheel I don't like pinwheels okay wait hiding it by that oh my god baby skeletons [Applause] damn that's [ __ ] up dude what the [ __ ] yeah really babies what the [ __ ] dude I have to kill the baby skeletons are they respawning yeah they've got to be responded okay good that's another one dead I'm just going to kite them right now down here I'm assuming that these guys respawn the other ones so the same together I guess mobs did the fire guys okay so we've killed all of them we're doing well we're doing very good progress suck on my balls wait I can't say [Music] pop and pop boys there it is [ __ ] you I'll [ __ ] you really you know what we just aborted them good job boys [Applause] what could go wrong huh what what's wrong dude what's wrong dude is this actually the bosphorus cinematic looks like it yep there it is this is easily one of my favorite bosses you see if I can please try together you good yeah I think so just like that the way that wind could have obviously been a lot better okay yeah I've just got to pay better attention there and figure out what I actually need to do so we're the [ __ ] okay so I go this way right no okay this way good this way like I get so lost in this game man I don't know why okay there's a bonfire yes I'll kill this guy right now okay good and he should die here good all right we'll go back to Neto this is actually the boss fight that I was looking the most for okay so I have to go to the right here okay okay all right yeah let's go down here good and then we'll go down here again good and then this is where the pathway is right yeah okay I jumped down the not too damaged perfect I better not have to fight those [ __ ] pinwheel piece of shits again so I kind of feel like I'll go all the way to the end there and I'll see if there's anything over there okay he lacks the critical information okay let's see where do I need to go hopefully they won't respawn should be one that responds behind me okay okay that was [ __ ] up that was [ __ ] up there we go okay good I'll heal myself Oh white tie tonight chunk nice okay come on come on come on what what am i hitting his [ __ ] toes got him easy game [Applause] what boom Oh a white tie tonight slab I don't know why I thought that was gonna be in a visible wall okay I don't get it by that okay let's try this again I was starting off at half health let's go if you are gonna do some like a lot of damage to the boss adventure okay probably not I mean III don't know what to do like I I feel like with the skeletons there how the [ __ ] do I deal with the skeletons at the same time I mean it seems insane like I just I don't know if that's even possible I don't why am I so bad at advocating this game hey I don't know where the [ __ ] go you need a map for something trivial game you play well yeah I mean because I'm so thinking I'm so much think you don't like my stream and everything like I I just like I don't have I get this dream forget the stream dude forget the chat you're not even reading subs and Ono's what else you possibly thinking about as you know people I it's hard man it's hard to play on stream and like it is if you want to say like it's not like okay fine but like to me it is to me it's really hard okay let's keep going we'll go this way and we'll try it again so I mean it seems like it's gonna be a long fight because yeah I mean and I have to kill these mobs every time I mean that sucks why is that one not killing oh I wasn't to having okay there we go not using shield yeah yeah actually that's a good idea I do is put the show okay I kept telling myself to do that I guess I'll do it right now and will actually put a good attempt on this okay let's go all right that one's dead I'm not even gonna actually you know what I will kill this one just to be safe okay that one's dead now wait for the next arrow and I'll push in okay okay alright that was really really close so it's like I don't see any other way that I can is there a bonfire here is this a bonfire okay it's a person okay that's good I missed that did I missing it maybe there's something over here no okay here all right I'll give this another attempt okay okay getting through here alright let's do it right now let's kill him so I killed the first three skeletons and I push on to him I don't know how that hit me like I couldn't even see them there am I stuck yeah I'm stuck this sita honey then ten-speed lolita okay so I guess what I have to do here is I'm just gonna play this the same way that I would play anything else I'm just gonna be really really safe and I mean I'm gonna have to kill the set of three mobs and that's what I plan on doing okay let me go ahead and I'll heal up I think I can do this actually yeah this shouldn't be that hard I just have to make sure I don't make any mistakes with those small mobs the small mobs are the most dangerous okay let's see here I'll use the twin humanity and then I'll Kindle the bonfire they'll give you ten yeah I just I don't really the bonfire okay guys we put in 110 percent here we do our best we don't make any mistakes just go in there and kill the boss yeah it's this way right okay that's the wrong way wait I thought was this way yeah it's this way [Music] the lantern I'll have to use the lantern to get out of here and so I get better at navigating this place because I'm just like obviously I'm not able to do it without the lantern okay so I run down here why did I even try to get my souls I didn't [ __ ] have any okay and then I'll go down this way okay and then I'll go down this way yeah that's right okay we should be fine now my shield put that not going McConnell is this a hard boss he's like one of the easiest ones well I guess I must be doing something wrong yeah I guess you must be well I don't know what that something is so I'm just gonna keep doing it okay that guy's dead it's like the only idea that I have that like might work is using fire bombs like for some reason I feel like if I use fire bombs that would like solve the problem that's good idea man you should try that I said all right I'm running yeah I mean probably not like Lagos voice okay let's do it right no more mistakes you know I beat this boss on my first try this is so hard Wow blood loss - huh that sucks Chad do I tell him about the curse [Music] I'll try it again I just feel like there's something I'm not doing like that's basically the way that I feel like because there's no way that like the fight can be this hard because I I only have like a one-second window to attack the boss and then all the rest of the time I'm just gonna get [ __ ] yeah he's a [ __ ] all right he really is ok we'll try it again this is really [ __ ] stupid so I have to aggro like what if I waited there with the skeletons not run to me I don't know maybe I'll try that I'll try that and see if that helps why are these um why are these these random people like typing like this other language in my chat what's wrong well you're not taller another language is what's wrong with you it's an english-speaking town it doesn't sound very tolerant dude okay [ __ ] that I'm running okay moving out of that okay here we go let's try to avoid these mobs and we'll kill Neto this time so I'm gonna try and stay really far away and avoid as much as possible so on the positive I'm pretty good at doing this run back which is that's always a really good sign that like you're having fun making progress whenever you get whenever you get really good at running back from dying from the boss always always great okay let's go okay is there any way I can okay [Music] nice time guys [ __ ] massive why is getting [ __ ] this yeah I am I mean okay we'll try it again yeah you really got boned there didn't ya okay okay dude all right let's go well we sent me it out there without having to put on the lantern I'm gonna get really good at this by the time I kill this boss I just feel like there's no time that I really have like you know what I'm thinking about doing using the spear oh come on that's cheating no that's cheating come on you Dean that's cheating you know why won't you just go ahead and put on hable set and all the best weapons - won't you do that dude well at least I earned the spear normally okay getting through there all right actually you know what this run back isn't that bad these mobs are ready to go okay make it out of these so I just need to not get hit by any of his attacks like that's the other thing that I need to work on it's not video I'm just gonna kill anyway okay so I'll try the spear because these the other moms like doing fast and like fighting through them at a time and also trying to like balance time you know like it's it's gonna be really hard for me to do okay here we go three hits [ __ ] cutting around cutting around right whoa oh that dudes got the stanky breath huh yeah I I it's really hard for me to deal with that because I can't avoid it true yeah that is a completely unavoidable AoE that you cannot avoid well whenever I'm not close to him right I mean there's no way and how am I gonna get to him if I'm not Adam you see I'm saying yeah yeah I mean that's the problem so I'll go back that was almost off the edge that was off the edge you just a [ __ ] lantern guys he's getting really good at this run back okay don't worry okay all right I I think that I can beat him it just has to be perfect like everything has to go in the exact way that I want it to and I think I also need to I kind of kill the mobs with him but I don't know if that's gonna be possible so I'll just keep trying and doing this on my own and hopefully it'll help okay let me go ahead and like also he's doing this spear thing that just like kind of came out of [ __ ] nowhere who's never doing that before okay we'll just do it again and do it better that's all it comes down to boys do it again and do it better skip that okay so what finally you don't have any advice yeah I got some advice dude all right what is it [Music] get good dumbass you're losing to some calcium boys did okay I think I'm getting better that first part was really really good so I'm gonna I'm gonna take that as a win I mean obviously not a win over the boss but you know it's good enough I'm improving this is just this fight is [ __ ] stupid like I I hate having it's not stupid it's not I'm not good at managing two things at once man like it's really hard for me to I deal with the ads and also the boss how what are you talking about dude you're a [ __ ] mythic Raider like really I mean like now you are man you're an elite Wow Raider dude that's gone okay all right excuses no [ __ ] excuses man okay I'll try to do better that's all it comes down to now I'll try to do better it just feels like I've got to use another weapon like I don't know if using this offensive play this boss is a lot of [ __ ] help dude the stock I really don't like that to fight those guys at the time okay going through you don't even fight the views from past why I have to deal with them I've got to get Neto to come over to me I'm gonna wait right here oh that's not good that's not good those spikes were a good decision dude [Music] [Music] okay I really hate having to navigate this like without the lantern okay all right we're good we'll try harder and we'll get them done this time I think that that strategy worked really well and until I got grabbed it was a really good idea it's just the the thing is like I thought he was gonna do the big explosion and I would be able to like run away from it basically and and hide behind the rocks and like sidestep it but that ended up not happening so that's why I ended up dying there like my plan was it basically didn't work I thought I'd be able to like kind of go around that right in a [ __ ] dome goddammit okay let's go again this is ridiculous man with that okay it doesn't matter like I'm just gonna heal up anyway I'll be able to kill him before I'd have to use on my flasks so I have to kite them all the way over to here Artorius died to this I'm an evil dude I don't even know what to say like [Music] I think is faster weapon you say there's nothing else I can really do like every time I'm like using this like faster weapon big buffalo burgers thank you very much the 10 subs man I appreciate it thank you dude like I I don't know I mean that just seems like the best idea so far like I'll try one more with the sword but if you like those little mobs are so fast and I have to fight them so often that there's gonna be no way I can do this without anything besides I don't know like maybe I should I I don't know I have no idea what I'm doing like I've no clue really I don't I don't know like I don't even know if I'm doing this right like maybe that maybe he's not meant to be fought with the skeletons or something like I have no idea dude you know what this game needs what this game needs like a tab you can open that like shows the boss and all of his abilities and like what he drops well let's be honest everybody that did this boss looked up probably a guide there's somebody else took up a guide like I mean the idea that people just like went in and play the blind is very unlikely [Applause] like this game came out in 2011 like back then like everybody was looking on guys and like YouTube videos and stuff like that this way all right ten flasks no damage everything's good yeah dad okay good I don't want to go over to him because if I do then the the big guys will aggro I don't I don't know what to do [Music] like III don't know what to do I just okay we'll try it again do it again it's fighting all these little skeletons it's a problem like everything else is basically fine it's just a [ __ ] skeletons that are really [ __ ] me man okay nap thank you very much for the bits overheated afterwards okay getting out of that yep I don't I I don't like it it wouldn't be fair like I said I was gonna do a blind run I'm doing a blind run like I mean this is this is it I mean I I don't know what I'm doing 100% I have no idea okay here we go studio great start okay all three of them are dead I can just keep farming him right here good okay that's perfect give me a [ __ ] break well it's [ __ ] way she goes boys that's the way she goes boys that's right you're so mad you were so pissed off dude [Music] I'm a little bit frustrated I don't know if I'm mad yet I'm frustrated the issue is it like if I knew everything like it is there any way like McConnell is there am I doing this right like if I'm doing it right I'm good like I'll be like okay fine and I'll just try to beat it but like I'm really worried that I'm just doing something wrong so I don't even know about and okay am i doing the fight right get it right get it right goo Doo toy okay do it right get it right you do it tight and boys he's asking a little little to me questions how about we get some anti eight by his fan huh suckers come on please don't [ __ ] yell okay good all right so here's the plan so I killed that I killed a zombie I met I make sure that he gets closer and then I tell him okay that's the goal this area the [ __ ] was that that was dead okay good I'm just moving it over moving it over let's get this done okay okay okay okay oh [ __ ] no way are you doing it so I just have to face tank him I mean is it really that simple I don't even worry about the mechanics the [ __ ] okay I think I can I can win this I can win this 100% okay so and I know all the attacks that I did on him like they didn't even okay thank God I thought I went the wrong [ __ ] way okay good the reason I didn't heal there is because so basically Neto does like the large explosion and what I was hoping to do was to damage him to trigger the large explosion because that's what it seemed like he did before and then during the large explosion channel I would double heel which the Ord explosion would interrupt and kill the other mobs which would allow me to W again after that and full heal and continue killing him that's why I chose not to heal there like I have a plan it just didn't happen okay try this again boys so we've got to get all three of those zombies down after we knew that we'll be good okay make some [ __ ] progress let's go that right through me I'll get a [ __ ] so annoying wonder why sometimes he does that sometimes he does I'll wait for him to come to me okay this is all about patience [Music] it's fine boys I want to see some [ __ ] pogs this is it this is the [ __ ] kill right here boys this is the [ __ ] kill right here the once well there it is there it [ __ ] is boys let's [ __ ] go dude there it is boys guys do I understand that some people might have been upset might have been worried that I wasn't going to succeed that was easy absolutely [ __ ] easy oh wait what huh die missus yep yeah the bonfire was there the whole time like you're gonna just ran to it like used it no way yeah you didn't have to do the whole run back at all there's no way yeah and also if you used a holy weapon the skeletons would have stayed dead the whole time like you wouldn't have to worry about them at all you could just like just kill the boss directly really yeah they're weak to divine weapons and when you comb with that they just stay dead but you didn't do that so what else did I [ __ ] up I don't know oh you don't know yep no clue no clue whatsoever well that that's great I'm so glad that uh you know so I I don't even like let me go over here there's a couple of these mobs that I want to kill remember those [ __ ] demons bring me those dick sucking demons oh I'm gonna kill one of those right now I'm gonna take care of them I want to deal with anymore this [ __ ] like I I think I did pretty good there okay there's like as soon as I figured out what the strategy was I got it in two tries and I basically like and that was the strategy that I said I was gonna use too by the way I said I was gonna wait for him to attack me and then go from there all right level up what do you mean level up I did level up these are actually like the best mobs to farm for souls by the way like each one of them gives you 3,000 [Music] the black eye orb should I use this makalah I used the black Iowa okay well congrats you just enabled PvP let's get him boys invade his invade Osmonds world right now boys we got him we got him that guy's dead okay all right wait I beat it yeah you beat it what yeah I mean one or twenty levels over it I mean of course huh yeah souvenir taken for subduing the guilty the [ __ ] does that do the Knights called the blades of dark moon punished the guilt soaked defenders of the Gods take this as proof of their conquest the earless corpses of the guilty will be left behind as a warning to others inspiring both fear and respect for the gods such as the Mandate of the dark Sun alright well now I know what it does just kidding I have no [ __ ] idea what that's supposed to mean okay there's this other mob right here I want to kill this [ __ ] demon watch pretty good pretty this dick-sucker you're gonna give up dude wait what do you mean oh no I just didn't wanna take the risk that's all Wow Wow no not rip 20k I'm getting it back just a second no we're getting this back just what one moment all right wait where's oh I'm in the right spot anyway never mind okay let me read my ring I will read the ring boost favor stamina and load brakes when removed oh I don't know if I want to put that on how much stamina does a boost is it better than havens ranked like I don't know if I should put that on oh I hate when you ask questions dude well I mean what do you expect me to do I just randomly like waste an item potentially they could be really useful for me like why would I want to do that okay you know what if I killed the demon here I'll just put on the ring and we'll see what happens and if I get [ __ ] then I get [ __ ] it wouldn't be the first time are you sure sir I'm not sure at all but you know what whenever I put it on it's [ __ ] useless I'll be getting to listen to you [ __ ] laugh at me alright I will be laughing yep all right let me kill this dick-sucker this time these guys are really [ __ ] hard to fight oh okay all right come here come here let's go I'll beat his ass how the [ __ ] is this happening you don't [ __ ] with titanite demons ever you never [ __ ] with them dude you never [ __ ] with a man maybe you don't you can't kill the titanite demon there's no way you think I've got a nice ass there's you're not even close to capable there missus gods I'll beat his ass this time I beat his ass this time I'll beat his ass this time I'll beat his ass this time No ok I'll hear what the folder words yeah beat his ass this time 100% oh you didn't grab your souls that's a minus 20k did that's a rip holy [ __ ] dude it's because of the room man it's because I run so roots of wood it's a wood the wood is getting a [ __ ] white wonderful super wood hundred percent of wood hey there 100 percent the wood I would have been a 100% know what watch I'll get him this time hundred percent I'm gonna [ __ ] about the soul lost to would did you lost the wood you didn't even get one I even won it oh my god are you even trying are your eyes open are you awake my first polls were always the best because that's before I get tilted and mad like I have I have the shortest [ __ ] fuse with this kind of stuff man like one thing goes wrong I'm pissed and it just messes with my head I'm gonna clear my mind okay like I just need to make sure he doesn't jump in front of me like if I was fighting him in an open area I wouldn't kill it my first try hundred percent yeah first tried first try for sure dude like you you 100% got it next the next res here man don't worry okay like I'm actually like I don't know what's wrong like I'm like I I don't know what's wrong won't you just stop for a second praise the Sun and continue on okay all right I'll take one second River I get next to his room r2 r2 chug r2 r2 chug okay all right getting away from them I'm knockin yeah under you I'm the only Oni deal I'm a man number warrior deeds [Music] do it again it's like he jumps man and I can't get behind him like this is actually really hard for me to deal with like I don't understand like I I don't know why I'm so bad right now I'm like I mean I should have killed him I first try hundred percent white this is actually embarrassing right now all right he's down to 50% health to get a little farther away [ __ ] listen to me man just listen to me for a sec okay okay all you got to do is just go play a different part of the game cuz you're not gonna be able to kill this guy at all ever okay I'm gonna give this one more attempt this is my last attempt right here let's go let's do it we can't no mistakes we'll get it right we'll get it done I'm not even gonna get hit this time hey you got hit dude you're getting hit all right he's almost dead she's almost dead see dude you just need a little perseverance man you just gotta push through it dude I'm glad I could help you there man you did great dude yeah I did great you're welcome man nine to go to the black [ __ ] yo my weapon broke during that fight man now I've got to go all the way over to the blacksmith and heal up yeah I mean RNG well that's the thing is I was I was waiting for it to go like the thing is like before I had bad rng that was holding me back like all I was waiting for was a good pull and I would have done it on my first try if it had gone right but that's okay okay we will I'll put on the ring right now okay so people want to see okay so what's my what's my load right now let me see view status 99 22 out of 99 okay so we're gonna change the equipment I'm gonna take off cables ring and we're gonna put on the ring of favor 79 so yeah about that McConnell were you the one telling me to put on the ring yep if it's so good if it's so good if it's so good then why well I I don't get it dude I mean yeah you're just an idiot I don't know why you equipped that [ __ ] stupid dude I gotta fight this guy with a broken weapon wait all right oh yeah yeah okay uh let me heal up right now did my health go up wait guys I think my health went up what the [ __ ] it's broken window um let's see [ __ ] is this Oh okay let me jump down here Oh mmm wait how the [ __ ] do I even get over there do I have to jump oh wait maybe I can go down that way okay here we go okay Dragonslayer great oh well [ __ ] yeah well what okay can I cut this wait I'm just stuck now right okay I'll just use a homeward bone it's not a big deal I got myself stuck when we go over to the blacksmith and see what he can do for me and I see if I can turn in any of these embers wait what stuff why I didn't see it man well why does there like am I actually like blind McCall how many things have anything don't answer that yeah yeah you're pretty blind I mean it's like you step out of WoW and you just lose your [ __ ] dude like I don't understand how someone that that's you know been playing wild for so long you've been gaming for so long you step out of WoW and you just become a complete [ __ ] that doesn't look at anything not paying attention to anything you don't learn from your mistakes you don't just [ __ ] flop around until orangey just says hey here's a freeze I mean you're just the biggest dumbass I mean let's be honest okay that right there sounds a lot like wow you flip and flop and flail around and flounder around until the boss finally gives you good RNG and you kill him like that sounds like a WoW player completely there's a little bit more coordination Wow I mean this game solely relies on you and pretty much kind of maybe getting lucky with some of the boss for mob [ __ ] but overall it's mostly your fault when you die he says give the crystal number should I give this to the blacksmith uh yeah dude okay alright yeah I don't think I'm gonna do it because the durability all the other crystal weapons it was really bad of this great sword what the [ __ ] is that let's see I don't know if I should use that or not it seems like [ __ ] great sort of oh wow of the ant aureus I think this would be a really big mistake if I ended up using this though what are the other options okay I could go at the Lightning's we hander or the great sword of a notorious like why the [ __ ] do you say it like that man what's his name it's my hand or dude okay well whatever um I don't know if I should go with this or not because it's already 178 can I undo this it's not just more damage but this one is the ant aureus one I don't know I really don't know what to do it's like if I went and I bought this let me just repair okay I'll think about it has this I don't know man like can you at least give me a hint [Music] the event that's not a huh that's not a hint at all that's too bad dude well and I can't upgrade my sword at all right I thought weapons could go up to like plus fifteen or something I I don't know what to do so if I upgrade this why hander to the crystals why hander I think that would be a big mistake if I do it to the Lightning zweihander then I don't know if that would be a good idea either I think I should upgrade to one of these because if I if I got the great sword of a notorious I would pop off but yeah you let's do it great sort of artorias let's make it right now dude let's go let's go baby yeah press that button then I want to use the abyss one two and the reason I want to use the abyss one is because that one actually came from a notorious a notorious was DLC so that means that the items that you would receive from that are probably higher tuned dude let's do the abyss great sword man that looks so cool just looked it up looks cool let's go dude dude you should make them both I don't know guys like I'm thinking about this and I just don't really see an option here like no matter what I do like I don't know what I'm doing and I'm trying to figure out I don't want to go with whitening guys boys he's trying to reach at he's trying to reach a he's trying to get some hints you better step up the spam don't let him read a single thing if I get this abyss great sword and it ruins my sword can I undo it and I can't get another zweihander either I guess I could just use the dragon tooth instead I just I don't know what I should go with that like I feel like I'm just thinking man like come on you can't get at least like a hint for anything though I give you a head a thread gets made I don't give you a head a thread gets me okay so it's on you it's all on you dude I'm not doing nothing man if I get baited into this it ends up making me oh I thought he couldn't do that wait what the [ __ ] how am i messing this up why can't I hit this mom this is so weird oh now I've got to fight two at the same time okay that one's dead okay that guy's dead I just I don't get it dude how do you power how do you beat your head against artorias for four hours and [ __ ] ons for like two hours and you lose just some [ __ ] iron golems dude like B time on because my sword didn't hit and it bugged out that wasn't even my fault there are no bugs in this game it's a remaster do you need that there's no bugs they go back and fix all the bugs and all the other [ __ ] dude there are no bugs in this game all the deaths of your your experiencing or your fault there's nothing bugs there's not a single goddamn bug in this [ __ ] game it's a rematch look at that it's been mascot you just suck dude what do you mean if I'm tracking on the mob I feel like that should make me hit them off you just talk no likey then why did it why did the human have tracking if it doesn't work it's stupid man Jesus I'm okay just I'm coming you know what [ __ ] that guy I'm gonna go kill him you know what no I'm not gonna kill him [ __ ] him okay ya know remember the mobs that like jump back and they went under the ground I don't understand like the tracking thing it makes me feel like if I am tracking a mob my sword should go in the direction that the mob is in right because the [ __ ] NPCs do that they love doing that meanwhile I just get [ __ ] in the ass that's it man this is just a constant train of dildos that are [ __ ] me in the ass I'm not trying to be dramatic see look at that [ __ ] [ __ ] ass game okay that guy died finally okay I just you know I'm gonna kill this guy right now I track on one there okay good that hit him and now I mean really guys really was that really my fault give me a [ __ ] break you missed you miss your sword missed what do you mean yeah but I didn't I didn't try to miss what yeah I wasn't trying to miss I was trying to hit him if I wanted to miss I wouldn't have aimed in this general direction like I just don't get it man it's frustrating like I'm trying to do my best I'm doing whatever I can but I just keep getting [ __ ] like in Wow if I press onto a guy and I'm like I'm gonna beat your ass I beat his ass but with this it's completely different it's I can tap target onto something and it's like I don't have enough [ __ ] hit rating plate it's insane I just am I going here dude watch I'm gonna fight all three at the same time I don't give a [ __ ] you know what what you should go directly to the to the chandelier dude you want me to go this chandelier yeah just go directly to the chandelier wait a matter flasks I don't know if I can do this man [ __ ] okay I'll go to the chandelier okay now what just okay all right let's get this timing down [Applause] good timing dude baited you're easy dude [Music] [Music] it's like I click the button and it just doesn't work that's what's happening is like the buttons aren't working you're right dude it's not your fault man well no it's like if I swing at them and I haven't targeted it should swing in his direction I agree it's not your fault dude the game just sucks there's too many bugs way too many bugs did it's frustrating man it is go back over there and get my stuff at least why why are we having like I'm curious because like I've said this like a hundred times like why do we have these paragraphs in chat like the paragraphs in chat like why mods like let me explain something if there is ever a paragraph in chat and it's not the anti advice spam it's timed out immediately for the entire day like I've already said I don't like that I don't want that it ruins the chat like I don't know like how much more clear I have to be like just time it out for the day the paragraph spammers just to get attention it's so annoying then you jazz beat I'll go the next zone tomorrow or something but I'm done I'm obviously like kind of I'm burned out and it's it's affecting my play and I'm just getting worse so I'm gonna call today thanks a lot for watching guys did you really appreciate it at least we didn't kill Neto that was [ __ ] awesome please go ahead and follow the stream and give me your twitch prime sub if you want other than that guys thank you very much for watching today I do really [ __ ] appreciate it thank you thank you thank you also wait guys give him your twitch Prime's right now he's had a rough day he needs your twitch primes right now alright don't forget to follow his twitter as well yeah everybody please go ahead and follow my Twitter I we really need to deal with those paragraphs like those paragraph spammers needs like maybe I should just ban them and that'll they'll deal with it because I can't read chat at all with that happening anyway guys thank you very much for watching I'm gonna go ahead and what do you call it I'll run some ads and then call today thank you guys very much watching I will prime ight be on tomorrow I don't know yet actually I'm not sure but thank you guys very much and until next time peace I'm [ __ ] hot hey idiot don't forget close OBS and your camera okay dude Neto was [ __ ] cool man that's a cool boss he looks cool [Music] the different ways like killing him are they're all like really stupid so you either use a holy weapon and you get rid of all the ads and then he does basically doesn't do anything or you just have him a way down the ads while you just randomly like just [ __ ] base tank them and just eventually kill them right I mean both of those strategies I think is [ __ ] [ __ ] like I mean I feel like the boster there could be a little bit more utility to it like the back you can play it that way it just makes all the utility not matter I'm gonna tell you right now dude what you cannot be getting this frustrated over this [ __ ] dude like it's only gonna get worse I'm gonna tell you right now it only gets worse from here okay I don't I I can't prevent that like the truth is okay what do you know like I gave myself a concussion whenever I was 11 years old to a game community okay like I stab Forks in my arm I pulled out my skin like I would beat my head against the wall like I just that will not happen like I get really really really mad I know but you can't do that hi it's just what's gonna happen you know they're gonna cry now all right what do you mean cry the they're gonna think I pushed you in the strength know I was gonna end anyway I just wanted to go the blacksmith actually played along like I don't know six six hours is like you're doing good you played this way longer than you just play Wow have you been reading all this [ __ ] by the way they're saying

Channel: Assertonsin [Asmongold Stream Reactions]

Views: 177,420

Keywords: asmongold, dark souls, dark souls remastered, asmongold highlights, best of asmongold, mcconnell, twitch chat

Id: psVs757qg04

Length: 172min 41sec (10361 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 15 2018