Asian Thanksgiving Turkey Prank

we're calling your friendly beverly hills pavilions using your touch-tone one moment please thank you for finding the bakery that's ready speaking how can I help you hello I calling now like a FISA Kyle you know I tried to talk to the meat department but a nobody answer I try to do the customer service but nobody answered it's so frustrating today you're looking out the hour okay I come I come the other day and I buy the UM the frozen turkey right the for the Thanksgiving mmm can you hear me huh yes I can hear you I'm with me okay I buy the turkey right and I come I come to tow it in the fridge right I live for the two day and I wake up in the morning and I noticed the smell is a very very very bad bring it back bring it back as long as you you see we can get your money back and well we can exchange it I know either one you can do wherever you want miss okay but I don't understand if somebody trying to be fun there what the hell happened right I try to you know I I put in the fridge I get the I wake up in the morning and the whole house male-line absolute the terrible okay yeah Mary Mary is Mary Turner was just a log you can either like I said you can either come back exchange a turkey or get get your money back otherwise fine yeah no problem with that are you in the meat department we are the same customer service we can help you out with just come on over we'll give you will give you your money back or you can exchange it very sorry about that okay let me finish I don't know if somebody tried to be funny if there's some kind of joke or what happened right but this is very embarrassing for me I opened the turkey right I looking what the hell smells so bad right and if my somebody do the dirty thing inside somebody do a finger side know somebody it'll I somebody do the bathroom inside the turkey right and I come it smell so bad oh I'm not anybody in the warehouse we're very sorry about this it just come on over bring it bring it in or don't you think you don't need to be assertive you don't listen do you bring a tree look somebody make a big make a big explosion inside the turkey right and it smell my whole house near Ted right I don't want a new Turkey it's a so simple but I want somebody to talk to me tell me what the hell we do for this okay cuz a refund is not enough okay that's a nothing for me yeah don't worry about it woman let me get let me get you someone that will help you out right now hold on tell them what the hell Hey look at okay I'll tell them yeah please hold on please allow I'll let you out in the cab yeah the farm hug Robbie manager please Reagan who I talked to before he tell you what the hell happened No okay I'm sorry my ingress is not the best thing so I tried to tell him what happened to the turkey I buy from the Safeway okay okay I buy the frozen turkey right i buy from the from the Safeway and I put in my fridge okay I let it all for the 2/3 day okay in the frigerator okay and I wake up the next day and the whole house smell terrible okay I don't know where do I look in you know why what the hell is this okay I opened the fridge I find the smell boom my face you know and I I hope I looking at the turkey I take now to throw away and I look inside and it looked like somebody make a big explosion inside do the dirty thing I don't know what they what the hell to think you know um no clue that's out never heard of that one before I'm sorry okay it's a very very what's good that awkward is that what they say I don't know what what to say how to say you know I'm so embarrassed somebody somebody look like somebody who's a big bathroom inside Turkey to be funny I don't know it's a disgusting though meatball what's up yeah I'm just go ahead and bring the turkey back in I don't want to touch that [ __ ] again you know yeah just go ahead and bring it back in and we'll get you your money back though okay but okay you have to understand okay this is not a simple you know okay here's your $10 you know here for new solution what the hell do I do somebody take a big [ __ ] inside the talking I I honestly don't know sir I've never heard of that before okay what the hell what are you gonna do I know something I really can do for you I'm sorry what kind of company okay somebody took a big ship inside my talk you can do anything not for joy not sir okay can I talk to somebody who's another stupid please I'm the store manager sir just bring the turkey back in and then we can talk about it okay you want me to carry a big turkey right I smell like a [ __ ] to pick up put in my car make my Cosmo - [ __ ] - right so it's a it's a sound like a genius idea right unfortunately that's the only way that we can go about fixing it okay well tell me if I'm in the turkey what we gonna do I just get a refund that's it a refund yeah under we'll replace for you how can I talk to you know this is a this is a very big problem for me I'm the store manager sir okay come in be me and then we can help you out but I know I need the turkey in hand unfortunately okay I will bring you the turkey the [ __ ] all of it will come okay but what the hell we gonna do okay I didn't want this a refund okay bye-bye not a simple this is a very traumatizing I'm sorry to hear about that sir but unfortunately okay think about okay you go home you defrost a turkey right you want to cook the next day you want to do the marinating right and you go and you pull the turkey out inside it's a big fee see you know somebody make a big explosion you know I don't know unless they didn't take all the guts out did you take all the guts out no it's not a gut somebody take a [ __ ] inside take a big poo it's not not a gut not a normal sample it had to be the funny it is a disgust uh we don't we don't even touch our turkeys they come in prepackaged so unfortunately there's nothing here at the store that we did okay but okay you I buy from you right you have to give me the quality things okay I want to know what the hell you're gonna do for me to compensate okay the my $10 I mean [ __ ] right now you know this is a disgusting unfortunately on compensation well what were you expecting to get from mr. gift table or something a gift card I were not allowed to give out gift cards okay can I have a free shopping spree or something for some grocer or fortune why not sir why is Declan I can't just hand out free money to everybody I understand that you had a traumatic experience you come in and we can talk about it and depending on what you actually have in the turkey we can try to come up with solution okay I'm telling you right now you have to understand okay I don't want to bring the turkey for the stupid reason is it not a word head okay it's been terrible I go next to it I want to throw up you know but if I do any type of compensation or anything like that I need to send the turkey back I need proof of uh proof of it also I would need the turkey well let's talk okay is it disgusting I don't know what to do you know I coming I want to fit my family you know I buy the turkey I put I put inside a frigerator and it have the disgusting stuff inside no problem we'll help you out with whatever we can do once we get that Turkey in hand though but we need to be able to send it back so you bring me the turkey and then we can go ahead and give you a compensation as best as possible I can't guarantee anything over the phone I can't guarantee anything over the phone it's all based off what what the actual turkey will show okay okay think about okay you see imagination okay I understand that third but I need the dirt take a big [ __ ] inside the turkey and it smelled bad they freeze it i unfreeze it the smell evaporating life's like a gas unfortunately sir I need the turkey in hand I can't take just your word I'll bring you the turkey but I asking you first what we gonna do let's come to agreement first I can't agree over the phone sir I know I actually fear can you let me there so difficult please and just listen to me the customer is always right right now you are being the [ __ ] [ __ ] guy right now very please don't talk to me okay listen you not do the right thing for me okay you make me so frustrated would you come there right now with a two chopstick I won't say it okay I'm going to be a good boy look I need you to tell me something what we gonna do sir I'll compensate you but I can't say anything over the phone until I actually see the turkey that's my last and final offer okay I already tell you okay you know inside the turkey somebody took a big [ __ ] okay somebody somebody have a bit me and they took a big [ __ ] inside the turkey and they close at tinker's funding it's not funny do you think it's funny no sir I don't it's not funny so tell me what can you do for me don't be [ __ ] you take us best thing I can do sir I can't give you a gift card maybe I can take like ten dollars off your next bill plus the refund that's it that's it that's a [ __ ] I have a traumatizing experience my house smell like this [ __ ] now I have to air our or something sir that's my that's my only offer okay okay who else to manage their can I talk to them I'm the store manager sir but you are being a stupid [ __ ] right now sir you cussed me one more time and the offers gone completely I'm going to come there with a two chopstick and shut up your ass ok don't ok sir now you're threatening me so now I can't even let you in my store anymore I'm coming I'm coming right now ok sir I'm gonna call the cops if you come in no because you just threatened my life I mean Oh Chuck sad the topstick is a very gentle ok it's a nice learn you just sir you just threaten my life I can't let you in the store anymore ok how you know what was me if you come in asking for Turkey ok ok it's Thanksgiving around the corner [ __ ] I'm hiya Paul you know I can't allow my employees to be threatened ok ok you wouldn't know that different watch I will come there by like a ninja right what a - chop stick no problem sir if you do you'll be arrested on sight ok how the hell you gonna know ok so anybody to have a chopstick you be like oh that's the guy who called me most likely yes because I don't think I've gotten any other threats for chopsticks ok I change it you know maybe I bring a folk or something a spork you know the combination I don't understand why you keep threatening me sir I'm not because you put it you're being [ __ ] you know I have a bit of traumatized experia to tell me well here's a $10 ok I like my ass with a $10 okay sir well I can't do much else for you now why not because you are threatening me are you scared no ok then what's the problem oh you're you're not being you know coherent with me right now - I try and all you keep doing is trying to threaten me with chopsticks no you cuz you don't want to do the right thing for me the customer is always right okay so you how much are you expecting to get for me sir look at $200 or something something to know it's not gonna happen why no not that much corporate doesn't even allow that much quickly only allows $25 maximum sir okay but not when somebody took a big [ __ ] inside a turkey I apologize for that sir but until you get that Turkey in hand but you know the fact that you threatened my life I can't even bring you back in the store now but can we just rewind for like a five minutes okay no sir you already made big let's take a break me friend no not anymore why not you threatened me so what did you tell me you're not scared it's a very friendly you know as they say when they say doesn't matter if I'm scared or not you threatened me and I can't take that choice with my employees what do you think I think I'm gonna come in and kill everybody with a chopstick or something I don't know sir don't they have any dolls chopstick okay it's a very very simple okay look can I talk to somebody else please I'm the store manager sir but you had a stupid [ __ ] right I can give you the customer a hotline number and you can deal with them but unfortunately not you can't come back to the store anymore okay I'm coming right now okay [ __ ] I come right now I talk to you face to face you know sure okay I'm gonna be here another ten minute I'll kick a big [ __ ] on you you know how it feel right and you could smell my pin I'll be here another ten minutes okay you ready for the big dump on your chest sure and if you do anything the cops will be here I'll call them right now so that they're on their way okay I'm coming right now I'm gonna eat some beans right now so I can get it ready okay 15 minutes I just okay okay bye my do you love me too that guy was so stirred you

Channel: Ownage Pranks

Views: 5,101,983

Keywords: ownagepranks, ownage, prank, calls, funny, thanksgiving, turkey, grocery, store, improv, asian, accent, safeway, customer service, buk lau, ownage pranks, grocery store, chop sticks, chinese, vietnamese, funny video, funny videos, Comedy

Id: DuG0LA4bIRc

Length: 13min 14sec (794 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 25 2010

Reddit Comments

[u/umt43]

The actual content of the call wasn't the best, but the phonetic subtitles are great.